#p: monkey suit

[miss-oranje-disco-dancer]

simmer down and pucker up

pairing: leon x reader

cw: daddy kink, ddlg dynamics, p in v, oral sex, semi-public sex

summary: he's not daddy in public, he's just leon. but you want daddy's attention.

a/n: not proofread. title is from do i wanna know? by the arctic monkeys.

wc: 2.3k

You and Leon play daddy and baby girl at home - only at home, no one will ever know about this taboo little habit. You hide any obvious paraphernalia like the pacifiers in your sock drawer, and hope no one suspects anything based solely on the large collection of plushies that line the bed. The dolls you have are “collectors items” or “hold sentimental value”, “you’ve had them since you were a child”, etc. The list of lies is a long one. 

It helps that you don’t constantly dress in tiny pink skirts and thigh highs. You’re wearing your new strawberry shortcake panties, but no one can see those under your jeans. It feels weird to call the man you love by his first name. Leon. Who’s that? Oh, you mean daddy?

You have to call him Leon in public. You try to practice around the house, but it comes out in your sing-songy tone just like ‘daddy’. When daddy tells you he has to leave you cling to his leg like a koala bear. 

“C’mon, baby girl, I’m gonna be late,” he says, genuinely tired of arguing with you. 

“I wanna come with you,” you say. The truth is, you don’t really want to go to whatever professional event Leon has to attend - you just want his attention, and this seems to be your only option. 

“Fine. Get dressed,” he concedes. “You have 15 minutes or I’m leaving without you.” 

You want to tell Leon that he’s supposed to act like a daddy, not a father, but you don’t have time to make snide remarks because you have to go dig something that could be considered “cocktail attire” out of the back of your closet. You’ve never had a large professional wardrobe, so most of your dresses are skin-tight with a plunging neckline. You manage to find one that almost goes down to your knees, and though Leon gives you a look of mild disapproval when you walk downstairs, his mind is really filled with dirty thoughts he tries very hard to shake off before you leave. 

You tap his shoulder and hold up your heels, asking for help.  

“No, you’ve gotta practice being independent if you’re gonna come with me tonight, alright?”

“But daddy-”

“Ah,” he tuts, finger out in front of you. 

“But Leon,” you whine - like an adult this time, sitting on the floor to properly put your shoes on.

“Good girl,” he says with a kiss upon your forehead. Unfortunately, this feeds your baby girl behavior. You look up at him doe-eyed and grinning. 

You take Leon’s hand which is already outstretched for you and stand up on your own. Daddy would’ve picked you up and carried you out to the car, but Leon is mean and makes you walk by yourself and buckle your own seatbelt. 

Leon had warned you that it would be boring, and he was right. You’re beginning to regret insisting on accompanying him. It would’ve been more enjoyable if the banquet hall had a kids menu (the kind that comes with crayons). 

“Daddy,” you whisper, tugging at his sleeve. It’s his nice suit, but that’s not why he scolds you. 

“Uh-uh. We only say that word inside the house.” He told you it was because he didn’t want anyone to overhear you calling him that, but in reality, he’s worried about you making him hard in public. He’ll have to drink a lot more and hope he can induce whiskey-dick (though, that’s something that seems to have disappeared from his life since you got together). 

“Can I play on your phone?”

“You have your own phone.”

“The battery is almost dead.”

He fishes his phone out of his pocket, but before he hands it over, he looks you in the eye and says as sternly as he can (which is not very stern, considering it’s you he’s talking to), “Just games. No texting, no calling, no email. Got it?”

“Got it,” you agree with a nod. 

He suppresses the urge to call you a good girl because it’ll further instigate you to mess with him, something he can already tell you want to do.

You play Neko Atsume until you get bored and hand Leon back his phone. Daddy says he has to do important work things, so you are relegated to a different part of the room. He tells you that you could come with him if you’re willing to socialize, but you said no. You want his undivided attention. Luckily, you’d anticipated this, and made sure your phone had a little bit of battery left. You leave the ballroom and head for the ladies room, locking yourself in a stall. 

A while back, you’d set a special ringtone for yourself in Leon’s phone, so whenever you called he’d know to pick up ASAP. You also made sure his phone always alerted him when you sent him a text. Calls are for emergencies and texts are for not-so-urgent things. You decide that your current problem - your neediness, which is mostly a constant - is not an emergency, so a call is not warranted, only a text. Plus, you can send Leon a picture if you text, rather than call. 

You couldn’t fit a bra under your dress which only makes it easier to take a picture of your tits and send it to Leon. The exchange goes as follows. 

You: daddy I need you!!

You know he’s flustered when he texts you back. 

daddy <3: Knock it off.

You: but daddyyy my princess parts need help :(

daddy <3: Where are you?

Oh, he’s caving and coming to see you. You think you’ve won, but you’re so very wrong. 

You: bathroom ;) 

daddy <3: Get out here now.

You find him standing outside the ladies room with his arms crossed. He stares you down and you think you’ve really pissed him off. He doesn’t say anything, but he yanks you by the arm like a child.

“Are we going home?” You can’t decide whether to be eager or apologetic, so you try to keep your cutesy tone as neutral as possible. 

“No.” He doesn’t say anything else until you get outside. He finds a relatively secluded spot where he’s fairly sure that you won’t get caught. 

“On your knees,” he says. 

You shouldn’t be as surprised as you are. You asked for him to come give you attention and sent him an explicit photo. But you really didn’t think Leon would be this bold. You’ve never done anything in public before and the idea makes you a bit nervous. 

Leon can see that you’re feeling shy now, but he’s too hard to soothe your nerves. “Do you want daddy or no?” he asks, with his hands on his hips. He’s impatient, he doesn’t have to pretend. 

You nod. Obedient now that you’ve gotten what you wanted. 

“Are you going to do what I say?”

“Yes, daddy.” 

Leon’s demeanor softens when he hears your sweet - almost apologetic - voice. 

“I know you can be a good girl for me.”

Good girl. The words are like magic, making you kneel in front of him. 

Leon looks around quickly before he unzips his pants and pulls his dick out. He’s so hard that it twitches in anticipation when your hand reaches to touch it. The tip is already leaking, too. You did this, and now you have to fix it. When you look up into his eyes, you can tell he’s not actually upset with you. He can’t be. He’s just tense because he needs to cum - he’s more desperate for you than you are for him. 

You know you won’t get rewarded if you tease him so you take him as far as you can down your throat. His eyes go wide, as he’s shocked by how much you can take. He sees your eyes water and he starts to worry until you start bobbing your head eagerly and he can’t think straight. Leon tips his head back and groans, louder than he should. He looks down into your eyes and in seconds, he feels the familiar sensation of his muscles tightening in his abdomen. 

“Baby,” he says, “daddy’s gonna cum soon.” He’s practically panting at this point, and more worried than before that you might get caught. The possibility of ruining his reputation as a hard-working agent - or worse, an arrest - is one thing, but now that he’s so close to the edge, the idea of being stopped before his orgasm hits is what he fears more. 

You remove him from your mouth and he thinks you’re going to turn the tables on him in an expert play. But you don’t. 

“Daddy, I want it on my face,” you say. 

And despite his better judgment telling him that this is the worst place to do this, he can’t help but give in. He finishes himself off with his own hand, painting your face with thick white ropes. It takes all of his strength to keep his eyes open but you look so pretty with your mouth open wide like this, eager to taste his release. 

When he comes down from his high, you take the initiative and get every last drop from his cock. He quickly slips himself back into his pants and the moment of clarity hits him. 

“What am I going to do with you?” He half-laughs because it’s either that or panic about the fact that your face is covered in an unmistakable sticky white substance. 

You reach into your purse, pull out some tissues and hand them to him. He cleans you up carefully, making sure nothing gets in your eyes. 

“Can we go home now, daddy?”

“Yeah,” he says, deciding he’ll figure out how to explain his sudden departure later. He can’t take you inside when you look like that. He holds your hand while you walk to the car and he buckles you in. 

“Am I still in trouble?” you ask on the way home, breaking the silence. 

Leon really doesn’t know. You were naughty, but then you were good, really fucking good in his opinion. And, he’s not good at punishing you. “Only a little bit.”

“Does that mean you’ll help me?”

“With what?” He turns to look at you when he stops at a red light. 

You look down at your lap, too shy to say the words.  

“Help you with your princess parts?”

Your breath hitches. The two words increase your arousal exponentially. Your tone quavers when you say, “yes, daddy.” It’s the correct response, but really, it’s the only words you can come up with anyway. 

He sighs. “You were naughty tonight.”

“Please, daddy,” you say, and when Leon parks the car in the driveway, you grab his hand and guide it under your dress. “I really need it,” you say when his hand finds your panties. 

Wet would be an understatement. Leon finds himself straining against the fabric of his pants already. You’ve done it again. He can’t help but think about how you taste. He doesn’t say anything, but you can see it in his eyes when you walk in the door. He takes your shoes off along with own and then picks you up and carries you to bed. 

In the bedroom, Leon is gentle with you, carefully unzipping your dress and slipping it down your body. He’s gentle, but he’s not selfless. He plays with your tits, sucks on them until he decides it’s time to move down between your legs. He takes his jacket off and rolls up his sleeves like he’s preparing for something laborious. He gets on his knees at the edge of the bed and pulls you towards him. He sucks on the gusset of your panties until you’re kicking your legs in protest. He finally takes them off, so he can truly savor you. 

It doesn’t take long for you to cum, crying out “daddy” over and over. But, Leon doesn’t stop. 

“Daddy it’s too much,” you sob. 

“Daddy’s not done yet,” he says, continuing to lap at your folds. You sob and tug at his hair, undecided about whether or not you really want him to stop. “Daddy, no more,” you say. 

“One more, baby. Just give daddy one more.” It’s more of a plea than a demand.

“I can’t,” you cry. 

“Yes, you can." WIth that, he hands you a plushie to squeeze. Whether the thoughtful act comes from daddy's nurturing nature or if it's a well-played bargaining chip, you accept it.

Daddy is right - you can cum again. When you do, you coat Leon’s face with your arousal, and your orgasm leaves you gasping for breath. When you open your eyes, you see Leon undressing. 

“Daddy I’m too sensitive,” you say. 

“Then how come you said you needed daddy earlier? Were you lying to daddy?”

“No.”

You’re going to tell him that you need a break but when he takes his cock out you change your mind. It doesn’t matter how overstimulated you are, you want him inside you.

You’re wetter than usual, and that’s saying something. Leon slips into you with relative ease. Sometimes, you struggle to take all of him, but now, he's able to bury himself fully in your soaking cunt. Sorry, princess parts.

“Look, baby,” he says, pointing down at your tummy where you can see him bulging inside you. “Look how good you’re taking daddy.”

Your tears cease for a moment when you see his smile. 

“Daddy’s so proud of you,” he whispers into your ear and clamp down onto him in response. His movements are more forceful by necessity. You make it difficult for him to thrust in and out when you clench this tightly around him. Leon doesn't mind, he'll gladly fuck you roughly if given the chance. He loves to hear the way you babble nonsense, he loves to watch drool drip out of your mouth. Daddy loves you. That's the last thing he says before he cums.

When Leon has his second orgasm of the night, he feels like he’s about to blackout, and it takes every bit of his strength to not fall over and crush you. He can barely pay attention to you, so he only notices your orgasm when he feels your walls pulsating around him, making him cum harder - something that would’ve seemed impossible mere seconds ago. 

When his back hits the mattress, he doesn’t say anything, and after a moment, you place your hand on his chest, worried you might have given him a heart attack. 

“Are you okay, daddy?”

“Besides the fact that I can’t feel my dick anymore? Yeah, I’m good, very, very good.” 

Leon is quiet for long enough that you think he might’ve dozed off until he says, “You know, I think I was wrong.”

“About what?”

“Taking you with me was a great idea.”

[honeyshiddendesire]

Dirty Alphabet

Pairing: Luffy x female reader

*banner*

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

What even is that lol If you’re hungry or thirsty I can deadass picture him shouting for Sanji full birthday suit out on display without any shame

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I think his favorite on you would be your waist no matter the size but only for the fact that he wants to wrap around it like the monkey man that he is. His favorite on him would be his arms cause they can pick up meat and all his favorite things like you.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

On you or in you and I can see him cumming alot whether he’s pent up or just went multiple roads

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Can totally see him enjoying watching you masterbate without your knowledge. You leave the door open a crack and he wants to bust in but instead I picture him doing a whole head tilt and for the first time sitting there in silence watching you in a trance.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

NAH zero experience until you come along but he figures it out through basic instinct. I feel like Ace and Sabo told him just like basics only

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press and doggy style idk why but I feel like he would love folding you in half and then also bend you completely. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

No shit that man is the epitome of goofy lol a straight looney tune 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Not trimmed at all to him its natural or nothing lol 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Not romantic unless you tell him. The most romance you’ll get is him bringing whipped cream to the bedroom or chocolate so he can eat it off you lol

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Definitely see him jacking off alot after a fight while eating some food but he loves to masturbate along with you 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

FOOD PLAY!! Pouring some chocolate all over and whipped cream licking you like the desert you were meant to be.

Limb stretching! Whether it’s stretching his dick, fingers or his tongue I can picture him being totally turned on to see how much of him you can take. You’re probably a Straw Hat anyways and he knows he has the strongest crew whether on the battlefield or in the bedroom

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The head of the sunny and anywhere else on the ship lol what is privacy for him lol 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I think he would freak out seeing you eat a popsicle. The classic moment were some melts and you have to lick it off and he just loses it

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I can’t see him wanting to make you bleed, if you have your period that’s fine but him being the one to draw blood is a total no.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Pussy Eating King lol have you seen the way that man cleans a plate? Best believe he’ll lick you exactly the same way and I think he would love receiving. Seeing how hot you look as you gag on his dick as he stretches it to watch you drool all sloppy

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough for sure lol 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies would happen if you ask for them or if you’re eating something that triggers that spark in him then he’ll instantly go feral

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Loves risks he’s a pirate after all so experimenting would be awesome as he’ll see it as a challenge 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Definitely full of energy to go as long as possible till you’re begging him to cum and have mercy on your poor pussy

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Don’t see him as the type when he’s a walking toy himself 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Doesn’t seem like the type to have any patience for that kind of stuff

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud and totally unashamed by it. Won't necessarily dirty talk he just happens to speak stuff thats filthy, a moaner groaner and grunter for sure

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Spit kink! Loves seeing your lips glistening with his spit or yours. If you’re sucking him off and sees you drooling then theirs hearts in his eyes all of a sudden

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Pretty average but it’s fine since he can stretch any limb on his body

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty chill unless something sparks his interest

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Almost immediately lol

[elvhensinner]

Fuck Around & Find Out

Kwon Eunbi smut 4.2k words Tags: Honeymoon sex, (Just got) Married, "Soft" & "Wholesome", Roleplay, Musk, Bondage, Very thick Eunbi T/W: Noncon, R A P E, Mindbreak A/N: I had a hard time proofreading this so pardon some doodoos and lack of eloquence at some parts ✌️

"Hey there, hubby." Eunbi squeals at that last bit, unable to contain herself as she welcoms you to the honeymoon suite. You linger at the full smile she had on before your eyes devour tonight's entrée.

You think back to all the pictures you have of her. You can't imagine any one of them topping your view tonight; Kwon Eunbi in her wedding lingerie.

A fine white mesh barely obstructs the sight of her legs.

A garter belt that connects her girdle to her thigh highs.

The thinnest of lace straps holding up her lace bra.

Asides from 'wedding night', you detect a theme for her attire: 'Clothes so tight that she's popping out', evident from plump parts of her body constricted here and there, practically eating the straps enveloped by the pudge of her body.

'Dummy thicc' worthy of the name. You couldn't wait to rip off what little clothes she had.

Tonight truly was a magical night, for besides finally getting married, tonight of all nights was when she finally decided to succumb to your bondage kink.

“Nnngghhhh” Eunbi whines, snapping you out of your trance. Squirms, even, probably from the lack of action on your part. “Hubby, I don’t know if I could hold this pose any longer without combusting.” There it is, her fluffy demeanor that contrasted her dynamite body. You remember why this is the first time she's agreed to this. Her legs attempt to cover her crotch area, but all it does is tighten the ropes around her shins.

“Seriously, I’m dying of embarrassment here. M-maybe you can take a picture so it could last longer.”

You take out your phone and fill the silent room with the sound of camera shutters. All angles of her beauty splayed out were yours to capture.

Once you leaned in closer. Your nose was immediately enchanted with her fragrance. Probably lotion. So elegant and warm. Almond shea body butter, if you remember correctly. Probably even applied a little extra, judging by the sheen of her skin. You get carried away and produce an audible sniff, making her giggle.

You've had enough. Her scent was the final nail in the coffin. The heat in your loins dictate your movement. In A Flash, your monkey suit drops to the ground.

“Are you ready to start, hubby?” she didn't need to ask twice. With just your boxers covering you, you bring your knees up to the bed and inch your way between her legs.

Your raging hog was already aligned to her crotch area, ready to rip off all the fabric in between should it need to, until she interrupts you with a clear of her throat.

“O-oh you must be the plumber… M-Mister plumber, could you give me a hand?” She pled with such a submissive, squeaky voice, stopping you in your tracks.

You were fully aware of her roleplaying kink, but you didn't think she'd bust that out tonight. 'Happy wife happy life', you thought, getting off the bed so you could reach her side to indulge in her fiction.

“Woah, what's happening here?” You said with a distorted, indistinguishable voice. Her nose flared, probably due to the comedic pitch you chose.

Getting her bearings back, Eunbi gets back in character "Well.. you scared my boyfriend... he thought you were my dad so he fled."

"Mmhm... and he's the one who tied you up?

"Yeah, b-but only 'cause we were trying something out... Could you help untie me?" she said in the tiniest, cutest voice. Even roleplaying she cant help but be all soft.

"Sure, sure" you said, as your fingers finagle the rope securing her arm.

"He's a lucky fella for you to agree to this." Once you’ve had your fill of hearing her whimpers and her small voice thanking you for untying her, your hands abandon its play pretend and lightly touching her arm. Tracing her wrist down to her arm. This made Eunbi twitch in 'shock'.

"Well it seems like your boyfriend's not coming anytime soon, so maybe I could replace him-"

"No please." She says in panic "I just really need to be untied."

"Mmhm sure you do" Your hands travel to her exposed tummy and rub her mid section sensually, making Eunbi bend her body to avoid the plumber’s curious hands.

“S-sir… could you please just focus on untying me?”

You filter out her words, too busy with groping the glory of a tied up Kwon Eunbi. You decide to tease her main attraction; her boobs. A pair so voluptuous that merely pinching her bra strap and tugging on it caused them to sway around with gravity.

It was moan after moan for Kwon Eunbi, clearly enjoying this too much. She dives deeper into fantasy:

“No mr. plumber. Those... those are for my boyfriend.”

“Ngghh.. I wore this for my boyfriend, but the filthy plumber’s the one enjoying it”

“Please don't do this. I dont want to be a disloyal girlfriend."

Spitting out more and more words push you past your tilting point. You pry a finger on her bra strap and —unlike the playful teasing from before— you retract your hand hard, making it snap. With her tits in the air, you dive in.

“S-sir sir sir, please unhand my ooohhh fuckk…. please, not my boobs, they’re my boyfriend’s favourite”

“Mmmh I can see why” still by her side, you had to make do with just one tiddy. Your hand grips and kneads, focusing between fondling her globes, and using two front fingers to flick her nipples to kingdom come, earning bigger and throatier moans from the tig bitty lady.

“He must be the luckiest man on earth to be able to fondle these tits every night. Do I fondle your boobs that same way your boyfriend does?”

“Fuck, I love this so much, baby-”

“E-ehem” you try and snap her right back into sticking with the script.

“I-I mean no. You don't do it the same way as my boyfriend. He usually kisses me while he fondles me…” her mouth tilts to your direction, already expecting your lips to touch hers. You fight off every instinct to give her plump, cherry-colored mouth a good frenching. You had other plans to escalate your night together.

"Y-you're not gonna fuck my face, now, are you mr. Plumber?.." She says, knowing full well that that was always how these nights of lust begin.

"Fuck it? Naaah, I'm gonna paint it." You reposition, having her beneath your wide-spread legs. It was too much for you. The lingerie, the roleplay, everything. You didn't mind an early exit, you just knew that your cock is gonna start ripping your boxers if you don't take it out and jerk it until your sweet release.

"Noooo my boyfriend never paints my face. Please don't do it mr. Plumber, sir. Anything but that, I hate ittttt." with your knowledge of her preferences, you knew she kinda meant that. 'I guess I'm fulfilling two of hubby's fantasies tonight... but he better pay me back later' she thinks to herself.

She hears your wet cock being jerked just above her face. Wanting to encourage you to make her eat your dick instead, Eunbi extends her neck to reach your member with her mouth. She only manages to place small kiss on it, however. This makes her she gasp and break character "Oh my..... You're so hard that its throbbing so so thick, baby."

You didnt have time to reply, your prejac instantly jets out to warm Eunbi's face. Wanting to respond in a manner that's genuine to the roleplay, Eunbi sounds out 'distress' and 'no's', but at the same time.

You moan through your high and finish covering every inch of her face with white. Eunbi's tongue curls to your dripping cum to get a taste of your addicting cum, but

"You must have skipped the pineapple juice tonight, huh, hubby?" she breaks character yet again, but this time you pay no mind, you had your heart set on which hole to paint next.

"I hope you like missionary." You knew she liked it. Loved it, in fact. Her doubts wash away with how her heart skips a beat. Her giddiness skyrockets when you remove yourself from bed and position right between her tied up legs.

Hiking her panties to the side, you make quick work with clipping your fingers inside her cunt to search for her beloved pleasure spot. Once you find her rough spot, you double, triple, down on it. Even using your bicep to bring her to bliss as fast as you can.

Kwon wails at this point. Slowly breaking her voice to show you how much she's close.

"You remember how I got into my bondage kink?" you suddenly ask out of the blue

"Y-yeah... mmmmhnnngghhh" Eunbi's cunt was a freeflowing faucet of wetness at this point "Your friend-- fuckkk-- he told you all about it and-- and..." she loses herself in pleasure, so much so that she slurps the mixture of drool and cum weighing down near her chin. "And you've been into it ever since-- Tell him I said thank you."

With one hand you continue murdering her cunt, while another reached up towards the tits you love.

You knew exactly how she liked her chest being played with: Using your index and middle finger to play with her nipples. Similar to rubbing a clit. Exactly the same fashion you fondled her breast a few minutes ago. Such knowledge over this woman was how you knew that her contorted face wasn't one of pleasure, but of discomfort.

You were all the way hard again, in a position to penetrate her soon. This makes you feel excited —finally this honeymoon suite will see some real action. This idea couldn't help but excite you, turning your gentle massage into an eager peppering. Using your thumb and index finger, you pepper away at her nipple. You were amazed at their elasticity. Too amazed. You tug and tug to no end, wanting this night to never end.

“Oh my… mr. plumber, that's not how my boyfriend usually does it... ughhh..... fuckk.... you’re so different from him and… Fuck…. mr. plumber’s being so rough with my tits. My boyfriend... h-he loves to treat me soft, but youre doing such a better job” She said in the most unconvincing of tones.

"Oh my.. you're ruining my body mr plumber- ohh.. oh-okay... wait.. fuck... ZUCCHINI"

You were surprised, she uses her safe word. It was quite a while since she had used it, but you knew exactly what it meant, so you retract your hands.

"Aww but we were getting to the good part, little miss helpless girl."

"You can drop the fake voice... ah fuck.... that one was.... that one was a little too much, Paul" She finally states a name. After her confusing mixed usage of mr. Plumbers, babys, boyfriends, and hubbys, it was quite refreshing to finally hear her mouth produce a name. Eunbi was panting, and had sweat building up on her forehead. She was set on wanting to throw in the towel with fulfilling your fantasy.

"Help me take off my blindfold." She said.

Not wanting this to end, you place both hands on her chest to pleasure her nipples the right way "No... nngghhh, Paul, its not about my tits. You've been acting weird all nigh-" she was interrupted.

Eunbi feels an inch of your cock enter her, as should husband and wife on their wedding night. Fireworks go off in your head, feeling her perfectly primed pussy on her wedding night. You were stunned. At a loss for words. This was amazing, until Eunbi had to ruin it with grunts of pain.

"you're not Paul......" she asks with labored breaths, trying to accommodate your size

"Shhhh with how well I know your body so well, I might as well be-"

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???" Eunbi starts to squirm, trying to get you off. You give her the respect of seeing who you really are.

"Let's just say, Paul's had pretty loose lips recently."

"What the hell do you mean? Who the fuck are you?! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME. PAAAAUL! PAAAUL, WHERE ARE-" you grab her cheeks with one hand, squishing them to make her stops.

"How the hell do you think I know how to touch you?"

"Paul put you up to this?" Eunbi had pleading eyes looking up at you.

"Well yes and no... In his defense he was just trying to brag about how much 'you melt from his touch'. With accompanying pics and videos, I might add. Your man sent one too many pictures that it wasn't hard to track you down. You'd be amazed by how easy it is to find things via reverse image search. From that point, its simple math. Tux + Wedding + some alcohol for good ol' Paul."

"Where's, Paul?" she said in an assertive voice

"Shhh, its not polite to talk about other people in bed. Don't worry, with how much I know about you, you might as well continue roleplaying."

"Untie me, you pig." she says

"Not a chance, cow" you grip her tits hard, making her nipples bugle out off the gaps of your fingers. With some micromovements, your skin teases her nubs of sensitivity, making her go still.

"You... you're the reason Paul suddenly wanted this out the blue..." she pieces together.

"Hey, Its not my fault he's such a copycat. But hey, I ain't complaining"

With a clear painting, Eunbi's brain fires off at every direction, feeling every emotion, and wielding rage like a steel hammer. Eunbi doesn't care if you tease her nipples anymore. With all her might she sways her body, powers her limbs, screams at the top of her lungs, everything she needs to get herself out of the ropes she put on herself. This made you unhand her and simply sit back.

"I don't see what the problem is. I know your body. Just pretend I'm the same size as your new husband's and it would be like I'm Paul-"

"You shut your mouth. Your cock is nowhere as big as Paul's." she bites back, not even bothering to take a gander at the snake between your legs before continuing her struggle.

It was quite a sight, the woman who left nothing for your imagination was squirming in vigor, producing a sight of nothing but pure sex. The way her tits sway and her pussy clenches was magnificent in and of itself.

With the lack of intervention from the outside world, it seems like Paul wisely paid extra for the soundproofed room. Easing the final worry of your crime.

You give Eunbi a chance, sitting down in between her legs and allowing her to walk out should she succeed in breaking free.

With a smile on your face, one of the reasons you loved bondage unfolds itself in front of you.

There was nothing more delicious than seeing the fighting spirit of a woman. Mustering what little ounce of hope they could, wishfully thinking that Yes. I can get out of this.

You thank the heavens for convincing Paul to opt for the premium ropes. They were certainly holding their own against the thrashing of a grown woman.

You palm Eunbi's pussy, making sure that each one of her struggles would cause her thick labia to grind agaisnt your hand.

"For someone who claims they wanna get free, you sure are grinding your pussy on my hand hard. Hahahaha" Eunbi has grown deaf and numb from your games. She only had one thing in her mind right now.

Your phone camera reads 30 minutes. Watching her go through the motions of anxiety and action has lost its charm. With a final attempt to break free, Eunbi flexes all her muscles to no avail. She drops her limbs, defeated.

You hear her huff and puff, probably exhausted from her hour long clenchings.

Having your fun, and having little to no action for yourself for the past half hour. You get back up on your knees and close your phone.

"Hey, A for effort." you said, laying flat on her body as you hug her, cusping her cheek and looking at her straight in the eye. The fury in them lights a fire under you. Your first attack shall be on her neck. Diving right in, you inhale her scent and mix her sweat with your saliva.

She smelled so good just earlier, but now she reeked of her natural musk. It was like her profuse sweating pushed all the fragrance out of her skin.

With how hard you pressed your face to her body, you could feel the pores on her skin. From her jaw to her armpit to the area around her boobs, you had to make sure you inhaled every essence of her porn body. Your exploration took you to every curve of her torso, every divot, every crevice, smelling the fear and pheromone that pierced through the lotion she wore for Paul tonight. Eunbi squeals to no end, graciously adding background music to your manic deed.

"Where are my manners" Your hand glides around her top, gathering spit and sweat. Well lubricated, you insert 3 fingers inside of her in an instant. Eunbi's body tenses up and makes your hear the beautiful sound of ropes tighten once more.

"You sick fuck" she says in a weak voice, obviously trying hard not to give you the satisfaction of her moans. You knew her body, so you knew how to touch her.

"They say that some rape victims often forget everything that happened to them due to the trauma. Here's to hoping you don't forget how good I am in bed." you laugh, as you continue to violate her birth hole.

After teasing her; bringing her to the edge and then stopping, edging and edging and edging, you decide that its time for your own pleasure.

'Missionary, her favorite.' You think back to Paul's notes, as you take position. “Now lets see just how deep I’ll get"

You lay your cock on her, your base rests on her entrance. while the cockhead all the way up, sizing up how far you'll reach. Eunbi’s eyes almost pop out upon looking down and seeing how the tip of your cock easily reached her tummy.

"Please... stop..." she said as you got off her and aim your cock on her leaking cunt.

"You should have told your husband that." You take your phone and show you all the pictures and videos that Paul had been sharing to you all this time. The delicious trust that he had for you was endearing. Or was it ignorance? Perhaps the anonymity made him think he was bulletproof.

Distracted from your phone, was the best time to pierce Kwon Eunbi, “Don’t worry. If it wont fit, then I’ll make it fit.” Applying pressure, Eunbi groans and starts to let you hear her weeping.

"Heey hey..." You comfort her pretty little head, wanting her to calm down before you say "Remember to open those legs wide for me, Eunbi. I’m not as big as your husband, remember?” you chuckle, a glint of mercy shows from your joke, one short-lived as your patience grows thin. You spread her legs yourself, so far off to the point of pain.

You wanted her to be tight, you wanted her pussy to grip your dick so hard that it could turn to diamond. But what Eunbi had in store for you? Was much. Much. Better.

Your cock laced with precum only had to push past her puffy labia. From then on, your cock was a key that perfectly fit the lock of Eunbi's pussy. Amused, you leave her pussy, and try entry again. Paul's woman weeps from this, again and again you repeat your actions, as if she were built for nothing but your amusement. Seeing her, you wipe her tears and give her a smile. With your cock withdrawn from her depths, you nod your head, as if asking a question. Eunbi shakes from left to right. You sigh and exit her tasty cunt. Looking like you were discouraged.

Such a ploy paved the way to seeing her fill up with hope and drain back out. You weren't letting go of this one. Eunbi's pussy has got to be one of the fattest pussies you’ve ever pounded. Her pussy was perfection. The little bend of your cock allowed you to grind your swollen cockhead to what little gap her filled pussy had left.

Eunbi started to ease her agitated expression. In fact, the both of you did. It felt Like Heaven for the both of you that you two had a couple of dumb, mindless faces.

"Heey, look who's here. Its your hubby~" you snap her out using another one of your ploys, a bait she gladly takes as her head flicks to the door.

Your free hand guides her head to face yours. “He's in front of you, silly~"

"No no, you're not-" you spit on her face

"Yes I am. Go ahead, call me hubby”

“n-no…” preparing to spit once more, you decide consent was nonsensical at this point.

“But wifey~" disregarding her disapproval, you go ahead and steal the moniker from their relationship “Its our honeymoon~”

She had nothing but eyes filled with fear and tears whilst staring up at you. You slow down your ravishing, eventually putting it to a halt.

From the moment your cock entered Eunbi, you've been noticing how much her volume increases whenever your cock kisses a certain part of her insides.

Face to face, you watch her react to your ace in the hole. Its not like your were jackhammering her. No. You simply pressed your cock hard on her special place. Same position, same angle, full sustained strength. You swear you could feel her wall bumping outwards with how much your cock was pressing on it.

Like a madwoman, Eunbi shouts with the entirety of her being. The escalation from calm to panic was exquisite, from her eyes shooting open to her screech pushing past her throat.

"NOT THERE! OH PLEASE DEAR FUCKING GOD NOT THERE!!!"

she screams lies past her teeth. Eunbi's reaction was so visceral. As if possessed, her body lifts off the bed, not mindful of her arms and legs secured. You graciously accompany her upwards, making sure to stay connected.

Her disgruntled moans were continuous, leaving a constant gap on her mouth. An invitation you gladly accept, sucking out both breath and spit; as if you needed anything more to remind you that you own her tonight.

Cock in. Mouth together. Your fingers reclaim its rightful plush throne atop her boobs.

Your core was about to give out with your current position, still applying pressure on her sweet spot. A few more swipes on her nipples were all it took for you to finally reap her sow. It looked cute, the way she orgasms. A muscle from the V lines of her hip spasms in and out. Your cock was compressed to no end when Kwon Eunbi's cream tries and tries to push your member out of her. Her condensed nectar engulfs her cunt and then your cock.

"Hu...bby....." Eunbi finally says, with her body still suspended mid-air. The line between love and hate fades, and along it, Eunbi's sanity. Nevermind the fact that she was calling for help, you choose to believe she's finally yours.

You guide her bum back to bed, seemingly necessary with how her face and body froze, and her pupils vibrate. After much consideration, you decide it was time to meet Eunbi in heaven. Your hips only had one goal: To resume fucking her. Thankfully, bucking your hips forward didn't make her squeal anymore. No whines nor moans were left. Just anguish 'love'.

It seems like she's finally broken 'warmed' up to you. Without restraint, you fuck her glorious pussy, still ladened with her own cum, bottoming out so hard that what little voice she had left couldn't be heard over the squeaking bedframe.

"Since Paul loves these so much. I'm gonna help them grow. Even. Bigger." You grip her tits. Grip. Truthfully, no word will ever do justice to the roughness your hands show her tits. Using them as handles, you chase after your orgasm. Wanting to finally pay back Paul for all the times he's sent you pictures of Eunbi, each one leading you to this moment. A gift that will reveal itself 9 months later. A gift that will make Eunbi's already-bountiful bosom blossom. The gift of life.

Lights almost go out as your virile cum pushes past her cunt and squirts straight into her womb. It was fireworks. The perfect punishment to Paul's mishap.

You lay in bed. Using one of Eunbi's meaty arms as your pillow. She was still tied up, but that didn't stop you from cuddling the woman as if she were yours. You look below, thankfully, hiking her panties as high up as the fabric can hold prevented your baby batter from leaking out.

You trace her belly, excited about how much larger it will be in a matter of months. Looking at her face devoid of emotion —no will to live whatsoever— you give her a kiss goodbye, and a rub on her head for doing a good job at being such a good toy for you tonight.

You leave, with your number on her phone, and her state a shriveled husk of a woman.

You pass by the room you had put Paul in before making sure he was drunk as all hell. It wasn't even locked. Bastard was just out of it.

You scoff. Walking a little taller as you think to yourself

'Fuck around and find out.'

Reason why I wrote this smut: For the Nth time, my close friend has bragged about his "catch of a girlfriend". I didn't think jerking off to his gf's pics (the ones that he himself sent) was enough of a punishment, so I wrote a fic about it too. As I'm writing this, I am intoxicated with the idea that everyone who jerked off to this fic is in a way jerking off to his girl 😋 Whenever I was stuck in this fic, I was totally thinking of how I'd fuck his girl.

Welp this certainly took a dark turn... I am honestly shocked at myself with how this one turned out. And I say "turned out" because this had a different draft and story line before I moved it over to Tumblr to polish it. I think the pressure of not wanting the storyline/ending to be same the as Doggy Cam's (where its revealed that the idol actually likes) got to me. Lol! But hey, at least I got noncon off the list now! Hoping to move on to a fluffy smut after this cause it was legit "...oof what did I write" for me by the end of this one 😅

[danjaley]

Links to Simsxolove's CAS CC

(EA Hair Age Conversions, BGC Hair, Accessory hats, some Clothing. Not covered are Sims and Wall-Art.)

This creator is no longer active for Sims 3 and their cc-posts have been deleted. This is a directory to their downloads. There are no previews in this post (it's long enough as it is). There are previews included in the downloads though, and it's mostly EA meshes.

This directory will most likely get updated in the future.

The links called "Dropbox" and "Mega" lead to the original creator's uploads.

Some files are backuped in this SFS folder (by @parystrange), these are named "SFS Pary". Links to my own backup folder are named "SFS Danjaley". This one only has files I couldn't find elsewhere. If any of the links get broken in the future, let me know, so I can provide a backup.

Polygon warning: A user alerted me to high polygon counts on the following hairs: AM IP Wet Mess BGC; CF MSS RoSweet; CF Store Fun Flower. These may have happened by merging morphstates. In general, the meshes are EAxis and therefore within the game's recommended dimensions. For alternatives, see here.

Abbreviations: A: Adult, C: Child, P: Toddler, F: Female, M: Male, U: Unisex. WA: World Adventures, UNI: University Life, SHT: Showtime, MSS: Mastersuite Stuff; BGC: Basegame Compatible; * See polygon warning

Original Dropbox Parent Folders

Hair, Clothes, Accessories (The folders Lots, Houses, Poses and Posters have been deleted)

Individual Sets

Basegame Compatible Hair and unaltered Store Content

(As far as could be found:)

Generations: Mega

University Life: Dropbox

Island Paradise*: Dropbox

Island Paradise Part 2: Dropbox

Late Night Female Hair: Mega

Late Night Male Hair: Mega

Seasons Female Hair: Mega

Master Suite Stuff: Dropbox

Surf's Up Sun and Fun (Store Set): Dropbox

High End Loft Female Hair: Mega

Katy Perry Female Hair: Mega

Decades Female Hair: Mega

EA Hats converted Hair-to-Accessory

"Smoke 'N Mirrors": AU: Side-Cap, Knitted Basegame Beanie / AU+CU: Cat, Back-Cap): Dropbox

Knitted Hipster Beanie: Dropbox

Pompom [Toddler] Hat for AU: Dropbox

"Updated Hats + 2 Bonuses": Aviator (All Ages), Panda (All Ages); AF: Hippie Flower Headband, Bouffant Bun Headband, Mastersuite Bow: Dropbox

"Dehairified Hats for Kids": [Link broken and I couldn't identify the content]

"Hanky Panky" Accessory Hats. AU: Cowboy Hat, Military Cap, French Beret: Dropbox

"Misc": [Set for which I couldn't find the post] AU: Super Skunk Hat, Baker Cap, Baseball Cap, Diesel Cap, Top Hat AF: Mysterium Hat AF+CF: Side Bow; AU+CU: University Beanie: SFS Danjaley

Hair Edit Adult

Katy Perry Cookie Hair Edit (AF): Dropbox (See also here)

EA Hair Conversions Adult to Child and Toddler

Toddler+Child Conversions (Store Hairs. CF: Side Ponytail Chic, Pop Star Hairstyle, CM: The Roaring 20s, Knitted Beanie; PF: Side Ponytail Chic, Killer Curls; PM: The Roaring 20s): Dropbox

"4 Conversions" Store Hairs. CF: Pompom Hat (Panda), The Blake, Pert Pixie, The Alana: Dropbox

"That Boy"/ More Conversions. Hair AM to CM. Store: Duck's Tail, Little Louie, The Duude, AMB: Romantic, SHT: Blown Back Gel; UNI Beanie Loose: Dropbox

"4 More Hair Conversions" Hair AF to CF. SHT: Performer, UNI: Braid Band, Side Pony; MSS: RoBow. Dropbox

"Easy Peasy" Store Hair AF to CF: Bewitching Bun, Killer curls, Wilderness Braid: Dropbox

"Cheeky Monkey" Store Hair Conversions Pt. 2: Store Hair AF to CF: Over Shoulder Braid, Side Swept, Sitcom Style, Valley Girl. Dropbox

"Little Miss" / Store Conversions Pt. 1: Store Hair AF to CF: Braided Band, Hello Angel, Derby Delight, Modern Braids, Bountiful Beret, Dolly Darling, Bound Up Bows: Dropbox | Derby Delight Hat fixed (enabled all 4 channels): SFS Danjaley

"Random EP Hair Conversions Pt. 2". AM to CM. SN: Long Wavy, UNI: Fly Bangs. Dropbox

"Random EP Hair Conversions". AF to CF. SN: Bob Bangs, Princess Hair, Elegance, UNI: Braided Bun, Cheer Short; SHT: Ponytail Emo. Dropbox

"Pastel Crayons": AF to CF. Store: Brassy Lassy Bob, Can't Stop Cool Hat, Fortune Teller, High Bun; IP: Waterfall; MSS: RoSweet*; Basegame: Low Ponytails. SFS Pary |

"Snow Angels": AM to CM and PM IP: Wetmess; Store: Finsout, Loose Curl, Practical Curls (PM). SFS Pary

"Petite Princesse": Store, AF to CF: Dramatic Ponytail, Almost There Hair; CF to PF: Hello Angel, Braids and Roses: SFS Pary

"Snowfall": AF to CF Store: Funflower*, Wavy Bob. SFS Pary

"Toddler Conversions EA Textures": AF and CU to PF/PU Store: Pompom Hat Bear, Wavy Bangs, Wild Bed Head. SFS Pary

Clothing

"Polyamorous": Four edited Diesel Stuff Jeans: Dropbox

Hellokittysailormoon Leggings: SFS Pary

Adventuretime Leggings: SFS Pary

[midnightmuffingay]

Rating the pets of EAH based on what is on the EAH wiki and my limited knowledge:

Adelita - Rosabella's butterfly. I have never heard of this. Also apparently Adelita translates to 'noble'?? 3/10 I don't think it suits her and also how do you keep a butterfly as a pet.

Barber - Poppy's squirrel monkey. I guess squirrel monkeys are cute and I can see it as a pet for her but I have yet again no memory of this. 5/10

Clipper - Holly's lion cub. Apparently it is 'charmed' to stay a cub forever?? Don't know how that work or why she has a lion or why she would name it Clipper?? there are better names girl. 3/10

Carmine - Cerise's dire wolf. Okay so technically they're part of the same pack or something but it's the daughter of Littler Red Riding Hood and the big Bad Wolf. You can't go wrong with giving her a wolf friend whose name is another shade of red. 6/10

Carrolloo - Kitty's caterpillar. A sneaky little guy. From what we saw of him he compliments Kitty's personality and you know, a caterpillar with a wonderlandian? It's not like I can be mad. 6/10

Clockwork - Cedar's wooded cuckoo. Okay I do actually like this a lot. Even if we never really saw him it's a great concept for her pet to be wooden like her. Especially when you consider it would probably have to been made specifically for her. I love it 8/10

Clydesdale - Farrah's pet mouse. Don't recall and there are better mice. 2/10

Divacorn - Briar's unicorn. Absolutely slayed so hard I don't care about the name which is an astonishing feat. I mean of course Briar would have a pink unicorn it just makes sense. 8/10

Drake - Hopper's dragonfly. Drake. 2/10 Only getting extra points because it is a literal DRAGONfly. He breathes fire.

Earl Grey - Maddie's dormouse. Perfection. Best dressed of all of the pets. Is a silly little guy with a silly little hat that lives in her hat. Impeccable. 10/10

Gala - Apple's snow fox. Gala is a great name just because of the fact this it is not only a type of apple but also a fancy party. Very royal, on brand, like to curl around her neck. Iconic. 8/10

Grizz - Blondie's baby bear. Blondie. Girlie. You are a reporter. Please get original. A bear for goldilocks' daughter is fine but it's just like. I'm bored girl. You can do better. 3/10

Jelly - Ginger's gummy fish. I. Love this. A sentient gummy fish she accidentally made? So iconic I'll ignore the basic name. It's like naming your goldfish 'Goldie'. Anyway, I love the concept, love the execution. 8/10

King Benedict - Humphrey's chicken. No. 2/10 for egg related name.

Mr. Cottonhorn - Dexter's jackalope. Guys. Guys. look at him.

He's just a little guy. 10/10.

Moustro - Melody's rat. I like the idea and the pun name but I feel like I'd need to see a picture to be impressed. 5/10

Nevermore - Raven's dragon. There is no need for discussion. 10/10

P-Hawk - Daring's peacock. I think I remember him being kind of terrible so uh 1/10 because Daring I don't think that's how you say peacock honey.

Pesky - Hunter's squirrel. I love how even though they're like enemies they have the same haircut and Pesky has a little acorn bag that Hunter definitely made for him. Lives up to his name. 7/10

Philia - Cupid's Pegasus. Apparently 'Philia' is one of the ancient greek words for love that is often translated to friendship. soooo, even though I didn't know about her she gets a 6/10 because I think that's sweet.

Pirouette - Duchess's swan. Queen. Icon. Slay. Need I say more? 10/10

Sandella - Ashlynn's phoenix. The fact that Ashlynn has a phoenix because it rises from the ashes is so hardcore and I love it. Even if her name is Sandella. 7/10

Shuffle - Lizzie's hedgehog. The bestest and cutest little croquet ball. I don't have much to say but love you dearly. 7/10

Sir Gallopad - Darling's horse. He can change colour and camouflage which is THE coolest thing. Horsegirl Darling. 8/10 Also Daring officially has the worst pet out of the Charming siblings.

Spindle - Faybelle's pomeranian. Of course an evil fairy you have such an unassuming evil little dog. And of course she named it after her evil destiny. Iconic. 8/10.

[nanowired-lover]

LUPIN III's Pokemon Teams

Okay, I'm having thoughts about Lupin III and Pokémon, so I tried to make some Pokémon teams / lore with my sweet Pokémon nerd girlfriend.

There are probably a few Pokémon lore mistakes bc I tried to synthesize and my gf knows more than me, plus probably a few mistranslations since I mostly know Pokémon in french, but bear with me !

Aipom : It's just. It's just Lupin. There are a LOT MORE monkey Pokémons than I thought, but Aipom matches the most. It's his best friend. He probably got him a matching suit because it's cute and fun and Aipom loves this.

Even if Gholdengo has been here the longest time because he inherited it, Aipom was his first real pokemon. He just found it as a kid and they became friends because they “recognized” each other, to his father dismay.

Klefti : The whole escape thing. I hesitated to give it to Zenigata, bc of the whole prison cell vibes, but I loved the more whimsical idea of Lupin having the key to every door : his Klefti.

He got it during his heists ! The lil thing probably followed him around after an adventure because it helped Lupin escapes, and Arsène just took it in since he got attached. (I also just really like that pokemon)

Gholdengo : It's a treasure pokemon really. It's made of gold and it looks silly. Fujiko probably tried to steal it from him sometimes until at one point where Lupin got genuinely upset about it, much to her surprise, and she stopped. She still makes jokes about it, but Lupin knows it's jokes. It was there before Aipom, so it's more like an old friend.

Lupin probably inherited from his grandpa of Gimmighoul and got attached to it, and later in life, as he started to travel, tried to find others to have a Gholdengo. And he did it :) He was so happy when it was finally evolving, because it meant that his friend grew up with him, and he did better with it than his grandpa.

NOT PICTURED HERE : Lupin is linked to Ho oh. He's a lucky bastard and the main character. Ho oh probably saved him in situation where Lupin's intelligence and talent couldn't save him anymore (think the scene at the end of Lupin III : The First where he could've died in the Eclipse explosion). There's a strong mutual respect between them, but Lupin, being silly, want to pet the bird, which get him to get pecked in the hair for being annoying. Ho oh never stays but look after him.

(I have no/less lore for his team but anyway)

Clawitzer : AKA a shrimp with guns. Its name in French is literally Gamblast. It's the first pokemon that came in my mind when I was thinking guns. Probably his first pokemon he caught with Lupin. I just pictured young Lupin being like "CATCH IT. IT'S LIKE YOU FR" "BUT I DON'T HAVE A POKEMON" "OKAY I'LL FIGHT IT FOR U" "WHAT."

Honchkrow : Jigen Pokemon sona ? /j No but really, it's the hat and the chest looking like a beard and the color palette that made me think of Jigen. The thing is probably as grumpy as he is, but like Jigen, actually a fucking softy. Jigen passed out in its feathers multiple times because it's so good. Hug a big bird, I beg you, it's so warm.

Lycanroc : Listen. If you know me irl, you know that I'm insane about the allegories and metaphors about wolves / wild dogs. I love people writing Jigen like an old feral dog, so loyal and so angry, like. Gah. So of course I had to give him a wolf/dog pokemon. What's better than literally a Lycanroc. He probably met it when they were staying in Alola for a heist, a night he couldn't sleep and just. Stared at each other. A weird recognition happening.

Lupin probably found him multiple times, treating that edgy looking dog like a good lil doggy when none is looking, bc that's what both Jigen and Lycanroc deserve. He loves it and took pictures because it's adorable.

NOT PICTURED HERE : we had a thought with Micka (my gf) how he was linked to Raikou. It's mostly because Lupin is linked to Ho oh, and I'm sorry, but I don't know the lore enough to really explain it, I just believe my wife. But they probably don't really get along, in a funny way. We had a whole scene where they were yelling at each others, Raikou roaring and at one point Jigen roaring back, Lupin wanted to interrupt bc what the fuck Jigen, and Jigen just "roared" at him, making him jump LMFAO. Jigen then disappeared in his hat of shame because yes indeed, what the fuck Jigen. (Raikou was pleased)

(okay, not too much lore either, I think. But I wanted a team that was Combat and/or Dragon based for Goe)

Magikarp : *sigggggh* Listen… I was going to give him Gyarados, but I had a laughing fit about him finding a Magikarp and getting weirdly attached to it. It's the only pokemon he keeps in a pretty and high quality pokeball bc he wants to keep it safe. He loves his weird pathetic red fish but gets quickly flustered and embarrassed when someone noticed that it's his fav baby. He tries to train it to become a Gyarados, bc Magikarp wants to be a Gyarados (and make papa proud !) but... it sucks so much it's funny.

Greninja/Lucario/Sawk : he had them in his samurai training and adventures. Honestly, a lot of pokemons would have fit Goemon too but those 3 were the ones that stand out to me. There's a whole respectful dynamic between them, and they don't have any pokeballs, so they wander a lot. He rarely has the 3 of them together, most of the time he has one, but they will always come if he needs them.

(also Greninja is one of my favorite pokemon and starter and idk why I really like Sawk)

He can make his Lucario Mega Evolve, but he doesn't do it much out of respect and trust since it's always a mess. (also if Magikarp ever evolves… he would definitely be able to Mega Evolve it)

Drampa : it's an old Asian dragon, it fits him. Probably also a comfort pokemon since Drampa is very calm and placid, so it wraps around him to calm him down when he feels like exploding (think also about the autistic HC for Goemon and Drampa being a fucking. weighted blanket)

NOT PICTURED HERE : Goe is definitely linked to Rayquaza. The mental image is way too cool to let it pass. The first time Rayquaza appeared during a fight, Lupin (being Goemon biggest hypeman) cheered so loudly that Goemon was quickly red of embarrassment.

(I really don't have much for Fujiko my bad)

Nickit : okay, I haven't played to Pokemon SW/SH at ALL, so I don't know much about pokemons from Galar (except Runerigus being one of my favorite pokemon), but when I saw this fox ? I knew it was for Fujiko. It's a thief fox. She actually deserves all the foxes of the game, and I hesitated to give her Vulpix or Ninetales, but Vulpix is too… cute. And Ninetales is related to yokai and even if it's basically Fujiko as a yokai, I didn't want to go for this vibe. Also, I hesitated to give her Braixen/Delphox bc I called mine Fujiko as I restarted Pokemon X/Y, but. heh. It doesn't really match.

Cofagrigus : My gf told me to put this one to remind the fact that Fujiko loves gold and treasure… but she can be scary powerful sometimes. And she would love to have a partner that can remind people of that. A bit like when she grabs Goemon around to be her scary bodyguard.

She takes really good care of it, and it LOVES her so much. A bit too protective, and scary, but also very silly since it's following her like her shadow and obey her to the spot.

Mienshao : I want a ""lady"" pokemon since Fujiko's hyperfeminity is important to her character (even if it's been used grossly too many times. Fujiko sweetie i'm so sorry you've been written by a misogynistic man). But also one that fitted her fighting style and presence. She probably trains with it, not only for pokemon fights, but for actual martial combat technics !

NOT PICTURED HERE : As Jigen is being linked to Raikou because Lupin was chosen by Ho oh, Fujiko is linked to Suicune. And if you want to know where Entei is, it's linked to my gf's OC Zack who made his way into the polycule in the RP we're doing 😔

Stoutland : This is basically him a Pokemon. The police force insisted he take an Arcanine since it's basically the police's pokemon in the pokemon world, but Zenigata still felt icky about being associated with the police all the time (this is an ACAB blog. Zenigata is just fucking naive and old-fashioned and fixated on the Lupin's chase). But he still had to have a dog pokemon to work with him. So he just. Insisted on having his family dog.

The Stoutland is an old, silly, determined dog. A bit like Zenigata and very loyal to him BUUUUT can be bribed with good food and pets, much to Zenigata exasperation, because Lupin managed to befriend the doggy.

Honedge : LISTENNNNNN AEGISLASH IS MY FAVORITE POKEMON. AND I LOVE ALL OF HIS EVOLUTION CHAIN. But !! To me, he has an old Honedge who never got to evolve because his previous owners (Zeni's family) didn't take care of it and just. Exposed it as a trophy. Then when Zenigata got him, the poor thing was too tired and old to actually fight and gain experience. But it still wanted to go on an adventure with Zenigata !! And Zenigata did give him some fantastic adventures.

And it's an obvious reference to Zenigata's jutte, bc I really picture him holding Honedge like his jutte.

NOT PICTURED HERE : as the rest of the gang, Zenigata is linked to a legendary pokemon. And it's Lugia. Mostly because it's the complimentary legendary pokemon of Lupin's Ho oh ! When they found out, it was when Lugia saved Zenigata from drowning during a chase happening at sea. While he was in awe and being emotional about it, Lupin was VIBRATING with excitement when he saw that. Because !! Zenigata was right !!! It's fate that they are rivals !!! It's amazing !!!

Anyway, I could go into a bigger rant about it, but it's already very long !

[lunar-wandering]

low tide

happy belated birthday @winterpower98 i'm sorry this is so lateeeee

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It seemed like today was going to be yet another beach day. 

Ever since the very first one, after the whole ‘fixing up Flower Fruit Mountain’ thing, MK had, quite enthusiastically, declared that this was something they “needed to do far more often”. 

He had been laying on the floor with the worst sunburn Wukong had ever seen at the time, but his declaration still had an effect. 

So, Wukong was not surprised to open his door to find MK already in his swimsuit, carrying some buckets and shovels. 

He was shocked at the fact that he was here so early in the morning though. 

“Kid, what-” 

“You said that today was going to be the lowest tide of the year for Flower Fruit Mountain!!” MK explained, “I googled about it and it said that the lowest point would be this morning!! So c’mon, c’mon, we’re missing critical beach time!!” 

Wukong blinked, looking at the others standing behind MK. MK, in fact, was the only one in a bathing suit, the others were in varying states of dress, most of them looking like they’d just thrown on whatever was closest to them. Mei, he was pretty sure, was actually still in her pajamas, blinking sleep out of her eyes. 

Red Son was the only one who looked properly dressed, but he also looked like he hadn’t slept at all, so it was likely he had never even been in pajamas in the first place. 

Macaque wasn’t present. Wukong figured that made sense, it was basically impossible to get that monkey to wake up at any time prior to 10am anyways, there was no way he’d be here at 6:30am in the morning. 

“Alright, kid.” Wukong let out an amused sigh, “Let’s get ourselves down there then. We’ll miss out on all the fun standing around up here.” 

MK let out a cheer, and immediately rushed off towards the path to the beach, the others following him at a much slower pace. Wukong waited until everyone had passed him before joining at the back of the line, occasionally poking Mei in the back when it seemed like she was starting to slightly drift off. 

It had been a while since Wukong had actually gone down to the beach at low tide, so when they finally broke through the tree line and he actually saw how far out the water was- well, it did take his breath away, for a moment. With the water levels this low, it almost looked like he could walk all the way out to the defensive ring of volcano’s Ao Lie had helped him pull out of the sea, without the water ever reaching past his waist. 

Of course, he wasn’t actually going to try that, but it was an interesting thought. It’d been a while since Wukong had explored what was under the water closest to him, for all he knew there could be a plethora of new things down there. 

MK, it seemed, was super excited- he had quickly grabbed hold of Mei and Red Son’s hands, dragging them further out into the wet sand and rocks to search for hidden treasures within the tide pools. Pigsy, Tang, and Sandy, meanwhile, set up some beach chairs and hammocks, seemingly planning on getting a bit of extra sleep while the trio explored. Demon Bull King and Princess Iron Fan had already beat them to it, slightly curled up under the shade of a nearby tree. 

Taking a look around, Wukong decided that his best decision was to probably do a walk around the area- some of the objects in his treasure room had been blasted away during the… fight, and he was kind of hoping that with the tides so low, he might be able to find some of them again. 

He was climbing over a pile of seaweed covered rocks, the voices of the others just starting to slightly fade as he got farther away from them, when a chill went down his spine. 

“Yo, Wukong.” Macaque suddenly appeared out of practically nothing, and Wukong decidedly did not startle. 

There was a beat, as they both stared at each other, and then Wukong looked away with a huff. 

“...Macaque.” He acknowledged, “I didn’t think you ever got up so early.” 

“Eh, the kid came to my place first, made sure I was awake before he went to anyone else.” Macaque lightly scratched at his ear in a way that implied there was a whole story behind that sentence, and for a moment Wukong was tempted to ask, but Macaque interrupted him before he could speak. “Anyways- I think I found something you might be interested in. Has there always been a sea-cave around here?” 

“Sea-cave?” 

“Y’know, a cave that’s under the water-” 

“I know what a sea-cave is, Macaque.” Wukong lightly growled, before letting out a breath. “...No. There’s never been any sea-caves around here.” 

“Well, there is one now.” Macaque shifted a little, suddenly seeming a tiny bit nervous before continuing. “I don’t… really know how to explain this part, and like, I didn’t go into the cave, just stood outside it for a bit, but it feels… weird.” 

“...Weird?” 

“Weird.” 

“Weird, how?” Wukong asked, crossing his arms as Macaque shifted again, avoiding eye-contact. 

“...Heh, uh, It’s kinda, like… tingly.” 

“Tingly?” Wukong must’ve made some kind of face, because Macaque promptly threw his hands up into the air in frustration. 

“Yes! Tingly! Look, it’s something you kinda just have to feel in order to get it- C’mon I’ll show you where the cave is.” Macaque stepped forwards- wobbling a little on a slippery rock, Wukong instinctively shifting to be ready to catch him should he lose his balance, but it was seemingly unneeded as Macaque quickly recovered, hoping to the next rock with no issue, moving in the direction Wukong had already been headed. Curiosity overriding any suspicion he felt, Wukong dutifully followed. 

Shortly afterwards, there it was, a cave that, normally, would be completely hidden by the ocean, a few glowing green crystals growing from the walls and the ground within it. Wukong gave a full body shiver. 

“...Okay, you were right.” He said, reluctantly, “There really is no other way to describe this than tingly.” 

“Told you so.” Macaque muttered. 

They both fell into silence, staring into the cave. A breeze brushed past them, ruffling their fur, and causing an almost eerie sound to emerge from the cave. 

“Soooooo.” Macaque slowly drawled, “...Are… we going to go in?” 

“What, are you scared?” Wukong asked, and Macaque immediately stood up straight. 

“Heh, no. Why, are you scared?” He shot back, making Wukong’s fur bristle. 

“Psh, of course not. Why would I be scared of some cave?” He said, purposefully ignoring the deadpan look Macaque gave him. “Anyways, of course we’re going in. Gotta make sure there’s not something really weird going on.” 

“Like a tingly cave isn’t weird enough.” Macaque mumbled, before turning around, facing away from the cave, and taking a few large steps towards the water. 

“What are you-” Wukong started, as Macaque pulled a large stick out of a shadow portal, and stuck it down in the sand. 

“I’m making a marker.” He explained, “So we’ll know when the tide is coming in.” 

“Will we even be able to see it from in there?” 

“Eh, I’ll probably be able to hear it anyways. It’s the principle of the thing.” 

“The princip- so you’re just doing this for the dramatics.” Wukong sighed as Macaque’s face lit up with an evil grin. 

“Exactly! Thank you so dearly for catching on.” He said, doing a little bow as Wukong rolled his eyes. 

“Whatever, let’s just hurry up and get this over with.” 

Walking into the cave, Wukong tensed as the sensation of magic washed over him, remaining still even as the tingling feeling passed. Macaque, who had frozen beside him, went as far as to shiver from it. 

This felt… almost familiar, in some way; this specific magic, but Wukong couldn’t quite place it. He glanced at the walls around him in growing suspicion, but continued walking forwards, Macaque trailing slightly behind him. It occurred to Wukong as he walked deeper that they didn’t have a light- but it didn’t seem like they would’ve needed one anyways, the glow provided by the crystals on the walls of the cavern being more than enough to see. 

There was a small dip in the path, a small drop before a turn to the left, and Wukong carefully hopped down, his breath hitching slightly as his foot slipped on a damp rock, quickly adjusting himself as he went slightly further than intended, having to put his hand out to prevent himself from slamming into the cave wall in front of him as he paused to regain his balance and calm his heart-rate. 

He remembered a second too late that Macaque was right behind him. 

Macaque slipped right as Wukong was turning to warn him, and Wukong quickly took a step backwards, his back hitting the cave wall as he adjusted to make sure Macaque didn’t go tumbling to the ground. 

This, of course, ended with Macaque, essentially, pinning Wukong to the cave wall. 

They both froze, registering the situation. 

Wukong was, mostly, unphased. This wasn’t an unfamiliar situation to him, to be fair. He’d been pinned against walls many times- mostly by enemies in fights mind you, but still. It had happened. 

Macaque on the other hand- well, his fur was outright standing on end- he looked almost like he’d gotten a small electric shock, mouth just slightly open in surprise. 

Wukong didn’t even realize he had started smirking until Macaque’s face suddenly lit up with a flustered blush, the shadow monkey quickly backing away, turning and speed-walking down the path without a word. 

“Ah- hey, wait up!!” Wukong matched Macaque’s pace as fast as he could, but the other simply refused to look at him, making sure to keep himself slightly ahead of the Monkey King. “C’mon- what was that all about?” 

Macaque didn’t answer him, steadfastly avoiding eye contact. Wukong waited for a moment longer, then let out a tired sigh at the lack of response, grabbing hold of his own tail to distractedly fiddle with it and prevent it from swinging with irritation as he let the silence wash over them. 

It didn’t take long for the silence to start to get to him. Wukong tried his best to prevent his face from twisting into an uncomfortable grimace the further they walked into the cave, to the point of even subtly pulling a few hairs out of his tail to try and distract himself from the sensation of the walls closing in on him. 

Which, of course, was why he ended up walking right into Macaque when the other suddenly froze in place. They both stumbled, thrown off by the other, and Wukong quickly took two steps back- but Macaque didn’t even turn around to glare or hiss at him. Wukong was just about to open his mouth to ask him what was going on when- 

“Oh!! Hello!! Nice to see you two again- it’s been, what, at least 7 years, give or take?” 

Wukong went stone still as the voice echoed around the cave, finally noticing the person standing in the small circular area in front of them. That- that was- 

“Ao Lie.” Macaque didn’t even phrase it as a question, just a simple statement of fact, albeit the way his tail had frozen, as well as the direction his ears were pointing, revealed that he was just as shocked as Wukong to have found the dragon here. 

“Yep, that’s me!” If Ao Lie noticed their shock, he paid no mind to it, smiling innocently. “Tell me, how have you two been doing? Have you gotten married ye-” 

Wukong tackled the dragon to the ground before he could finish his question. Said tackle very quickly became a wrestling match, both of them trying to gain the upper hand. Macaque meanwhile, stood off to the side, now much more clearly showing his shock. 

“Married?” He eventually whispered, in a strangled voice, mostly under his breath, but somehow Ao Lie still heard him, turning to him as he briefly managed to pin Wukong to the floor. 

“Well, yeah? I mean, why else would my brother have panickedly made me help him pick out an engagement charm?” Ao Lie asked, and Macaque made a sputtering dying kind of wheezing sound as Wukong let out a flustered shriek, kicking his legs but gaining no leverage to be able to free himself from Ao Lie’s grip.  

“Ao Lie if you don’t shut it right now I swear-” 

Ao Lie, in fact, did not shut up. 

Both Macaque and Wukong were so distracted by the words coming out of Ao Lie’s mouth that neither of them had realized the tide had come in until the water was lapping at their ankles. 

By the time they had managed to find their way back to the others, dragging Ao Lie along behind them, they were both soaked to the bone. Leaving the others to obsess over the sudden discovery of Mei’s ancestor’s presence, Macaque and Wukong ended up sitting together on a rock in the sunshine, letting the heat dry off their fur. 

“...Wukong.” Macaque whispered, and Wukong immediately turned his head to look at him and- Oh. Macaque was a lot closer than he thought he was. Macaque leaned even closer, and Wukong could feel his fur stand on end as the other slowly lifted one hand- 

And gently removed a piece of seaweed from Wukong’s hair. 

“You, uh, had seaweed stuck in your hair. Yeah. Not a good look on you.” Despite his words, a fierce blush was visible on Macaque’s face, spreading all the way to his ears. “Um, well, I think I’ve had enough beach for one day, so-” 

Without another word, a shadow portal appeared underneath of him, Macaque dropping down into the shadows faster than Wukong could blink, leaving him sitting there, alone. After a beat of staring at where Macaque had been, Wukong let out a sigh, shifting his gaze to the horizon. 

“You should’ve just kissed me, you coward.” 

[angelofthenight]

Playlist for Kenchanted

( A list of songs that relate to my fic! Pls excuse how many Tay Tay songs there are, too many of them unironically suited this fic to a T. Songs in pink are the ones that fit the most perfectly )

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Enchanted TV - Taylor Swift

The Only Exception - Paramore

I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys

The Other Side of the Door TV - Taylor Swift

Until I Found You duet - Stephen Sanchez & Em Beihold

I Don’t Dance - High School Musical 2

Seven - Taylor Swift

Love Grows - Edison Lighthouse

A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into - Be More Chill

Everything Has Changed TV - Taylor Swift

The One That Got Away - Katy Perry

I Want to Know What Love Is - Foreigner

August - Taylor Swift

Right There in Front of Me - Equestria Girls

Out Of Touch - Hall & Oates

Cruel Summer - Taylor Swift

I Won’t Say I’m in Love - Hercules

I Hear a Symphony - Cody Fry

Death By A Thousand Cuts - Taylor Swift

Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

Fallin’ For Ya - Teen Beach Movie

Gorgeous - Taylor Swift

Line Without a Hook - Ricky Montgomery

Down in New Orleans Finale - Princess and the Frog

Style TV - Taylor Swift

Without Love - Hairspray

Head Over Heels - Tears For Fears

Wildest Dreams TV - Taylor Swift

Evermore - Beauty and the Beast

Can’t Stop Singing - Teen Beach Movie

Paper Rings - Taylor Swift

Rewrite the Stars - The Greatest Showman

Holding Out for a Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Lover - Taylor Swift

Part of Your World Reprise - The Little Mermaid

Gotta Be Me - Teen Beach 2

‘Tis the Damn Season - Taylor Swift

Can’t Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon

You’re the Inspiration - Chicago

Love Story TV - Taylor Swift

Oh, Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison

Cinnamon Girl - Lana Del Rey

Begin Again TV - Taylor Swift

True Love - P!nk

Something There - Beauty and the Beast

This Love TV - Taylor Swift

A Thousand Years - Christina Perri

Another Believer - Rufus Wainwright

All Of The Girls You Loved Before - Taylor Swift

Tears to Shed - Corpse Bride

Never Really Mine - The Lumineers

You Are In Love TV - Taylor Swift

Weekend - Earth & Fire

Hits Different - Taylor Swift

I’m Just Ken - Barbie

So High School - Taylor Swift

Margaret - Lana Del Rey

I Can See You TV - Taylor Swift

Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys

Ivy - Taylor Swift

Man or Muppet - The Muppet Movie

Sparks Fly TV - Taylor Swift

Don’t You (Forget About Me) - Simple Minds

Stay stay stay TV - Taylor Swift

Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows

Cardigan - Taylor Swift

Island In The Sun - Weezer

How You Get The Girl TV - Taylor Swift

Summer Nights - Grease

Gold Rush - Taylor Swift

Crushing Me - Rise of the Pink Ladies

Daylight - Taylor Swift

[gurney-flap]

Gurney Flap Album - G4L

S: We did this a while ago!! It wasn't that long that our first Album was released! But I'm pretty happy with how it turned out!

A: Yeah same here. I'm pretty proud with how it looks. It only feels like it was just yesterday that we made the album.

S: I know right?! I had a lot of fun doing a lot of covers! I didn't realise some of it kinda suits me ahahah!

A: I do like some of our song choices in there and I did have fun while recording them with you~ Good memories. Hopefully we'll have another one soon.

S: It's still in the making but I am pretty excited!!

A: I do look forward to when the time comes.

This was released a few months ago- though I can't really remember when hahaha! But I can't help but still feel proud of our work! We'll drop a list of songs included in the album! If you're interested I suggest listening to the original! (It would be different to how the rest of the units do it. We just combined most of the songs we liked and put them here!) 4EVER - Tatsuya, Kotaro, Arata and Souma together!

Songs:

怪獣の花唄 (Song of Monster) - Vaundy (Main story)

Loser - Kenshi Yonezu (Souma focus)

G4L - GIGA P (Arata focus)

CH4NGE - Giga (Gurney Flap cover)

GETCHA! - Giga and KIRA (Gurney Flap cover)

Gimme x Gimme - Giga (ft Tatsuya and Kotaro)

Lost Time Memory - Jin (4EVER cover)

Tokyo Teddybear - Neru (4EVER cover)

Blue Planet - DECO*27 (Souma focus)

Cynical Night Plan - (4EVER cover)

猿芝居 (Monkey Show) - Natori (Arata focus)

Panda Hero - (4EVER cover)

That's most of it! Do give these songs a listen if you haven't! Maybe next album we should give songs to Tatsuya and Kotaro...It'll be nice hehehe!

[stop-spreading-this-poll]

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[kichimiangra]

In the Pet AU, what helmet do you picture Specter wearing? He stole one (and probably more) from Pipotchi to regain his intelligence with the added bonus of helping him calm the fuck down.

Pipotchi has many helmets for many occasions, so which one is Specter wearing as he works to tame Spike?

Well considering that we only have one canonical Pipochi helmet to pick from it might be easier to assume Specter is going to strip down any helmet he steals down to it's basics so it'd be easier to check if any of Specter's canon Helmets look like something Pipotchi might have

His AE1 Helmet can't be it because this takes place after his AE1 adventure. (Though in the remake it was changed to look more like his AE2 helmet so I question if this design is arguably retconned? I don't care though. Different helmet in my book)

His Piposaru 2001 helmet and his Pumped and Primed helmet look almost identical so it could be this but I wooould take away a few points because in P2001 Specter goes have that irrational "Your going to catch me and throw me in a circus and abuse me!" scene show Specter's anxiety is still boosted? At the bare minimum if this isn't the O.G. (As in Spike caught him and Never removed the O.G. helmet) or this is an all new helmet the little bastard got a hold of lying around the lab while he was raiding the fridge (Considering that Natalie and the Prof. aren't too concerned when he pops up) Calling this a Maybe.

Edit: Just realized I don't think it's coincidence that these helmets look alike because Specter is actually wearing his P2001 cape in P&P as well and I don't know any other games he's worn that in, and he's also got the brown belt in both games.

His AE 2 helmet might be the one from Jimmy's teleporter debacle which would make it a stripped down Specter Brand (tm) helmet (Unless he has special helmets just for him to swap into but with no evidence we'll call it the one from the incident). His AE3 Helmet looks identical aside from stylistic inking on all indentations. If this is the case it probably isn't this one either.

In Million monkey's he has 2 new helmets The first is his Red Helmet that he wear's throughout, brought to the table that neither are the original Prof. Brand helmet nor the Specter Brand Helmet and both are very streamlined in design. This is also Arguably the chillest Specter has ever been aside from AU!MOVE!Specter, (But is that really Specter?) and Specter is seen using much less psychic powers and far more gadgets to compensate in this game, which would make sense; not being either the original or a Specter Brand which is BASED on the original it may not carry the PK amplifying properties so if this is the COMPLETED helmet hardware wise this could possibly be a stripped down Pipotchi helmet candidate in theory.

In Million Monkeys Specter has a lot of alt costumes and with that comes a lot of alt helmets, though considering they're alt stuff their canonicity could be argued. There is ONE though that he canonically IS seen wearing in game and that is this one with the glowing gold ring engravings along the band from the first Episode Specter cutscene. This is apparently the helmet he chose to take with him to go on vacation and relax and even seeing that there's an impostor Specter having moved into his house, taken his army and stole his chair he doesn't even get... that mad? He stands up, shakes his fist, and then plops back down.

Considering that it doesn't look as customized to his ensemble as the red one but still carries the stripped down look I think if any of the helmets were to be strip downs of the Pipotchi model this one would be it.

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Or the fur suit.

[sunflowerharrington]

I’m finally sending you my request!

I would probably want a fluffy to smutty Eddie x plus size reader fic. Based on “Do I wanna know?” By Arctic Monkeys.

Like her and Eddie are bffs and she has had a crush on him for what feels like forever, they tease each other and stuff but he never picks up the hints. The whole gang goes to the lake for a day and the reader is super nervous to show up in her swimsuit because she’s bigger and doesn’t want Eddie to think she’s gross. When he sees her he realizes the feelings he’s had for a very long time. They eventually go back to his place to change and they both end up confessing to each other. That’s just my idea but you can change it however you want to fit the song better if you like. 💕

Do I Wanna Know If This Feeling Flows Both Ways? - EM X PlusSize!GN!Reader

pairing: eddie munson x plus-size!gn!reader.

warnings: male masturbation, perv!eddie, friends to lovers, p in v sex, eddie’s wild thoughts, eddie’s pov, obsessions, borderline yandere!eddie, jealousy, anger, low self esteem, body issues, lack of self love, fluff and smut, mention of heather holloway and billy hargrove’s deaths, reader is wearing a bathing suit but this can be read as swim shorts too if you like, slight breeding kink (i think that’s it).

notes: i tried my best, babes, i really did. i don’t feel as though this is the best representation because i myself am not plus sized, so if this is bad i’m sorry, i just wanted to write this for you. poc friendly also :) enjoy! if you want you can listen to ‘do i wanna know’ by arctic monkeys!

side note: not proofread or edited, sorry if there’s spelling or grammar mistakes :( also, i couldn’t help myself from switching the pov and the crush to eddie, i hope you still like it baby!

word count: 1541

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There’s this story that brings you on the journey of young love. It’s like stepping out from a dark place and into the sun on a hot summer’s day, where the light is so bright and hot that your eyes ache and you’re blinded, where you panic, afraid you’ll never see the sun again. That’s what it was like when Eddie Munson fell in love. And he would always see the sun, as you were his sun, and he’d never let you go as long as you both lived.

He wanted you forever, he wanted to be yours forever. Whether that was as a friend, a best friend, or something more, he didn’t really mind. He just wanted you to stay in his life. Which was why on the day before you left for your vacation to California that you were going on with Chrissy, Robin, Nancy, Max, Erica and El, Eddie decided to ask the gang to meet him down by Lover’s Lake for a cool off from the hot sun. And everyone showed up, with Dustin complaining the entire time about the heat, with Steve telling him to stop whining.

Eddie loved their brotherly relationship, and he also loved the way Steve took in Max as one of his own without any questions, filling the big brother spot she never had. Eddie aspired to have that kind of relationship with someone, which is why he jumped at his first chance, taking Will under his wing, showing him the ins and outs of D&D and highschool romances—even though Eddie was never in a relationship before. But he swore by the fact that single people give better relationship advice than those in relationships… And he also helped Will figure out his feelings for Mike, so it was heartwarming to see that after Will confessed, Mike didn’t run away, he didn’t pull away. In fact, they got even closer.

Eddie wanted to be that close with you. And this “pool party” was the perfect way to do so. He even thought about fake-drowning so you’d save him, knowing you worked as a lifeguard at the swimming pool after Heather Holloway and Billy Hargrove went missing… Or so he thought. But Dustin and the others hadn’t told him the ins and outs of the Starcourt Tragedy just yet. They didn’t need to ruin his summer even more than you already had. You’d ruined him. You’d ruined Edward Wayne Munson, and you didn’t even know it. Standing on the wooden pathway around the edge of the lake next to Chrissy, ready to jump in, in your red lifeguard bathing suit—his favorite color, the reason why he hung out at the pool, just to see you in it, with your black bathing suit cover-up and your black and white flip flops—that he loved a lot.

But not as much as he loved you. Oh, he loved you so much. He’d do anything for you, including things from moving mountains to human sacrifice. You were his goddess, sent down from heaven to guide him through his highschool years, helping him to finally graduate in the summer of ‘86, and now helping him to finish his mechanics apprenticeship so he could get a job at the local garage. He hoped your car would break down a lot so he could fix it for you and impress you with his skilled fingers—while fixing your car, obviously, get your mind out of the gutter—instead of his swimming skills, or lack thereof.

He lay on his stomach next to Lucas, who’d been writing something down in a notebook, humming a Kate Bush song to himself. It sounded like Babooshka, and he had Max’s headphones on, so it must have been. Lucas was drawing a love heart with his and Max’s initials inside, and there was a poem beneath. As Eddie read the poem, his thoughts drifted back to you, the sound of your giggles filling his ears as Nancy splashed water at you and Steve playfully pulled you under the water with his arms… around… your… waist…

Fuck. No, this could not be happening. Eddie needed to be the one doing that. He needed to be the one with his hands around your waist, with his legs tangled with yours, with his hands around your— Woah, slow down there buddy.

Eddie rolled his eyes, he’d have to somehow slip away to sort out his growing erection somehow. Do you see what you do to him? He excused himself to the bathroom, stalking away from the group, into Reefer Rick’s cabin and into one of the rooms furthest away from where the group were situated. He sighed contentedly, working his balled fist over the shaft of his throbbing cock, the sensations of his hand squeezing over the sensitive nerves in his tip sending shivers of pleasure up his spine.

From where he was standing he had a clear view of you outside the window, the bathing suit hugging your full hips and your thick thighs he’d love to have his face between. He’d do anything for it. A small whimper left his throat as he fucked his fist faster, cursing your name under his breath, spreading his precum over the length of his dick.

“Fuck,” he mumbled under his breath, his hips bucking against his hand, whining and moaning as he kept his wide eyes full of undeniable lust on you. “Love fucking this pretty pussy, baby. My pretty pussy—fuck, baby, you’re so fucking tight, oh my God! Wanna have sex with you for real, sweetheart. Gonna cum in you again and again until you’re so full and round you look pregnant, baby—shit, fucking shit, oh shit— gonna- gonna make you mine.”

Eddie’s labored breathing turned into lewd gasps as his wrist flicking sped up, fucking himself through his high, his eyes squeezing shut, though the image of you bent over to pick up a bottle of sunscreen was still plastered in his mind. He wanted that image tatted on the inside of his eyelids.

His mouth dropped open and his thighs tensed, his chest rising and falling rapidly at the same time as his heavy breathing. One, two, three strokes until he let out a loud cry of your name, alerting you unbeknownst to him. He didn’t hear the door flinging open behind him as he came, thick ropes of cum dripping down his hand.

“Fuck, princess,” he chuckled. “Look at what your pretty ass made me do.”

He barely felt the arms wrapping around his waist until somebody rested their head against his back, against the area between his shoulder blades. His breath hitched in his chest when he recognized the color of nail polish you were wearing outside. You knew he only called you his princess, his sweetheart, his.

“Hi, Eds,” you murmured, your voice muffled against his skin, running your fingertips up and down his stomach, not realizing what had just happened, or just choosing to ignore it. “Had to come in for some shade, it’s too hot outside.”

“That’s because you were outside sweetheart. You’re gonna cause global warming,” he said, turning around after he’d shoved his softened dick back into his swim shorts, knowing that you hadn’t seen it because if you had, he knew his sweetheart would be freaking out. And he didn’t want that.

He wrapped his arms around your shoulders and pulled you close, discreetly sniffing your hair as he kissed the top of your forehead by your hairline. One thing Eddie didn’t know was how long it took Chrissy and Robin to convince you to go to the lake, practically dragging you out of your house and into Steve’s car. They promised nobody would think anything different of you, but that was so easy for them to say. Itty bitty bodies and tiny waists, but that’s not what Eddie liked. No, no. He loved your body the most.

He wanted to worship you as if you were a Goddess. Which you were, especially to him. He wanted to squeeze and kiss every inch of your body, and he wanted to suck hickeys into those deliciously curvy hips of yours and your neck. Oh, he wanted to cover your neck in hickeys, a few in the shape of an ‘E’ on the right side of your neck, and an ‘M’ on the left side of your neck. He wanted to mark you as his. And he wanted to do it now.

So that’s how he found himself on top of you as you whined beneath him, his shirt covering your body as he made sweet love to you, whispering words of affection to you as he chased both of your highs. He confessed he loved you as he came, seeing stars and angels dancing and fluttering around in his mind as thick ropes of cum landed on your breasts and stomach, seeping into his Black Sabbath shirt, joking that he’d never wash his sheets again after your cum began seeping into the sheets and the mattress.

You thought he was kidding, but he wasn’t, as you saw when you landed on the mattress after jumping back into the overworld after defeating Vecna in the Upside Down with your Eddie by your side.

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I found out that there was an arabic dub for Lego monkie Kid, and being an Arab (who has a pretty weak arabic), I thought it would be killing 2 birds in one stone. However, I noticed how I noticed they used the English names for the characters, not only that it missed so many opportunities with arabic names.

The reason I am upset with the English names being used is that the Chinese names are way easier to spell and sound in arabic, like جاوتان (xiaotian) looks way better than ام.كي (mk) imo and شاوجاو sounds way better than ماي. Though, this is just all opinion (except for pigsy, there is no P in arabic, so you just get 'big z', which is kinda funny). Also, for some reason, they use the English version for Monkey King, Redson, PIF, etc. Instead of just fully translating the name like ملك القردة (monkey king, malik al kurd), الابن الاحمر or الصبي الأحمر (red son, al ibn al ah-mar or sabi al ah-mar), and الأميرة مروحة الحديد (Princess iron fan, al amera marwa-ha al had-ed).

(Side note: i cannot find episode 9 in arabic, but i found out on the wiki for some reason, Macaque's name changed to 'مكاكو' (Makako) when it can be easily translated as 'ماكاك' (edit: apperantly he is called 'ماكاكو الغامض' (the mysterious macaque) which i found cool))

If I were writing the names, I would give them all the Chinese names since it suits way better, with the exception of the ones that are literally translated (i.e., Redson, princess iron fan, Monkey King, Azure, ect.) Who will just have their name literally translated to arabic.

Also I would play around with the nicknames because.

Like for example Tang would call Xiaotian 'ابن زو' (son of zhu) because Tang is definitely the type of character to tease Dachu Zhu over this, but also it makes the "pigsy's my dad" scene 10x funnier.

Speaking of Tang (and Dali) I would have Xiaotian and XiaoJiao straight up call them 'عم تانغ/دالي' (uncle Tang/Dali) since they are middle aged, also it can be seen as double meaning in Xiaotian's case since it shows he sees Dachu Zhu as a father figure, again makes the "Pigsy's my dad" even more funny , also considering how we use uncle a lot (sometimes old men who are strangers get called uncle) it makes the whole Uncle Lion scene make more sense in an arab context, though I feel like it would take away the impact and comedy of Xiaotian suddenly calling him uncle.

I would also would have Demon Bull king be called 'ابو الابن الاحمر' (father of Redson) by Wukong while Princess Iron Fan calls him 'حبيبي' (my love). Actually, I feel like both them would straight up call each other 'حبيبي'/'حبيبتي' (they both mean my love, but the other one is feminine).

I can go on an even bigger rant, but I feel like I would go all day.

[happyinjection]

♠️♥️High Card Short Story 5 “Poison Phenomenon” (2/3)♦️♣️

Enter Finn and Leo, who surprisingly gained mutual understanding through a favorite band. Work forgotten, thus the listening session began...

Original: https://twitter.com/highcard_pj/status/1539805709390344193

Author: https://twitter.com/poipheno

On Leo’s orders, the office had not the usual bland BGM, but Poipheno’s coolest FK rock playing.

I immersed myself in the sound, listening intently.

With his arms folded Leo closed his eyes, while Wendy, as she furrowed her brows, was listening with a difficult look on her face. Vijay, with an unwavering serene expression which I couldn’t really figure out, was keeping his eyes fixed on his houseplant.

The song that I picked from their second album, “Love Imitation”, was finally over.

“How was that!”

I quickly turned back to Wendy.

“Hm. Well, it’s cool, I guess...”

“I know right?? Let’s get to the next song, Leo!”

“Hit it.”

“Damn, I can’t hold back any longer!”

I took off my suit jacket and shirt. An orange t-shirt appeared.

“Oi, Finn. Pinochle employees shouldn’t wear t-shirts underneath their suits. It’s improper.”

Leo chided me.

“So what, this is my lucky item. Look!”

I turned my back. A Poison Phenomenon logo was conspicuously put there as a backprint.

Wendy could only stare at me with a questioning look on her face. “Is that what you call a band tee?”

“Exactly! Isn’t it cool!”

“Uh, yeah. Cool, it’s cool alright.”

Suddenly Vijay butted in.

“The rippling-like part of the P serves to show that the titular ‘poisonous effect’ as the band was named after is still going on.”

“Why are you even elaborating?”

After that, our Poipheno listening session continued for a while. At first we only played my top songs from their early days, but eventually we also began to play Leo’s Selections of the works from their middle and current era. While listening, my body naturally moved along.

“Enjoying yourself, aren’t you, Finn.”

“You bet I am. They became a hit ‘cause they shifted to a more danceable music since the middle era. Rock that you can dance to, isn’t it the best.”

“The fact that even a lowlife such as you can also enjoy it is the greatest thing about Poipheno.”

Only when Poipheno was the subject of matter I would overlook Leo’s needlessly snide remarks. All of a sudden, Vijay spoke up.

“Finn is quite talented, huh. It’s an honor, so please show me more.”

“Ah? What about?”

“Your dance, you can dance, can’t you? Please show me, Justin seems to be excited about it as well.”

Vijay nudged the pot of his houseplant toward me.

“Plants don’t dance.”

“Oi, don’t push your beliefs into the stuff Vijay says.”

There was a rare hint of confusion on Leo’s expression.

“The cells are moving due to sound waves. Come, Finn, take a look too.”

“Vijay, don’t be ridiculous. Do you think Finn can dance?”

Wendy might have meant to follow it up with something, but before she can say anything else, it passed my mind.

I immediately got to my feet.

Just like that, I rolled my way right to the center of the showroom, and then used the momentum to do a forward somersault. I heard Wendy let out a quiet scream. And then, with a few shakes of my body to the music, I dove shoulder-first into the floor. Spreading my thighs open to maintain the momentum I kept spinning round and round, before finally leaped back upright.

“Heh. I can at least do this much.”

It was break dance. Using my thumb, I brushed the tip of my nose.

Wendy cheered in a shrill voice.

“Amazing, Finn! That was cool!”

“Eh, for real? Hehehe. I learned it from a friend who did street dance. I can also do the head spinning thing, y’know.”

“If you tear your suit I’m going to cut it from your paycheck.”

Leo reminded me. Getting my salary deducted is a big problem. If I ruin my suit while on a mission the expenses would get covered, but if I ruin my suit over a stupid matter like this, Leo would really make me pay.

Right as I decided to stop doing acrobatic moves---

“Even so, you’re a well-trained monkey. Shall I give you a banana as a reward?”

There he went again.

“A~ah? Bastard, ain’t ya just chickening out ‘cause you can’t dance--?”

“Hold on, Finn, don’t easily take the bait. Leo, you should give an honest praise too, shouldn’t you.”

“Leo~ Ain’t ya the type to cry uncontrollably in school plays ‘cause you can’t dance, ya little shit?”

As though on cue Leo walked up and stood in front of me.

From below, he shot me a glare. The glint in his eyes was not of a 14 years old.

“Oh, got something on your mind? Do you want a crash course in boxing?”

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TL notes: I’m in no way a professional translator so if you find any mistakes, please do not hesitate to inform me right away. I love the High Card gang and I found it very unfortunate that while it is meant to be a multimedia project, I can’t seem to find the translated versions of any materials (beside the anime) anywhere (if this is against copyright, I will take it down). Hopefully this small TL would help international viewers gain better understanding of HC universe and characters. The author of these SS himself said that he hoped fans would have their “so that’s what it is!” moments when they watch the anime after reading his short stories. So with that in mind, let’s enjoy High Card together~

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Keyblade anon here: the ask was about which existing keyblades would you give to your ocs.

Gotcha. In that case...for some characters, it's pretty easy. With them, I just find a Keyblade appropriate to their source, since their characters or movies appear in the game and have Keyblades themed after them. However, with others, that doesn't work, since their characters or worlds have NOT appeared in KH, as of yet. With that in mind, if I had to pick Keyblades for each of my boys, here's what I'd do...

Nakoda Spivak = Jungle King.

There are no keyblades themed around the Jungle Book, since it has yet to appear in a KH game at all. This one comes from Tarzan, but...eh. Close enough for government work. :P

Billy Geant = Victory Line

Since Billy's source is "Mickey and the Beanstalk," I wanted to use a Mickey Mouse or Classic Disney-themed Keyblade. I chose this one because it simply seemed the best one for the purpose. Could also be seen as a way of showing Billy's occasionally competitive side. It depicts a tall tower, the keychain section is green and brown to match certain stalks...it will do for the purpose. :)

Elias Inque = Monochrome

This is a Keyblade themed around Steamboat Willie, which is the inspiration for the "Timeless River" world in KHII. While the Phantom Blot has never made a KH appearance, I felt a keyblade that was dedicated to the early days of Mickey Mouse, and the "inkblot style" of animation, was the most fitting choice.

Reno Rovar = Decisive Pumpkin

There are multiple Keyblades (at least two) themed around "The Nightmare Before Christmas." This is my personal favorite of the two, and that is all the justification I need to make this Reno's Keyblade of choice. End of story.

James Killian = Wheel of Fate

The only Peter Pan themed keyblades are based on Peter and Tinker Bell. That did not feel appropriate for James at all. So, insead, I went with one of the keyblades themed around "Pirates of the Caribbean." I can't remember why I specifically chose this one, but it works, so...(shrugs)

Smitty McCarthy = Moogle O' Glory.

I have no great justification for this, other than to say a Moogle-themed keyblade that's all cuddly and cute seems appropriate for somebody like Smitty to use. XD

Maelstrom Baleno = Ocean's Rage.

This was the single easiest to choose. It's a Keyblade themed around Monstro. What better option is there? :P

Theodore Hamilton = One-Winged Angel.

This is a Keyblade themed around Sephiroth from Final Fantasy. Why on Earth choose it for Theodore? Well, there are no Oz-related worlds in KH, so I looked at Theodore's motifs based on the Wicked Witch: shadowy flying monkeys, use of fire magic, flight, and darkness. This seemed to match all those elements, so it's the one I chose.

Grit Gravelle = Treasure Trove.

The Nome King in "Return to Oz" is a rock monster who lives underground and loves emeralds, rubies, and all sorts of other precious gemstones. Grit follows suit with all this. So, for lack of an Oz-themed keyblade that would be appropriate, this seems like the best option for Grit to use.

I'm unsure about a couple of these choices...specifically the ones for Theo and Billy. With Theo, I just couldn't think of one I REALLY liked, and for Billy...I almost went with Sweetstack, but the idea of using a Mickey-themed Keyblade, given the source material, was too tempting. Problem was, none of them really felt "Billy-ish" to me. Other than that, I think the rest are pretty solid. :)