#passive aggression

[happy-mokka]

Our Flag means Death

Season 1, Episode 5

The best revenge is dressing well

Stede serving cunt. 🤗

[the-most-humble-blog]

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🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “THE KAREN CHECKLIST: HOW TO IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR OTHERS”

🧍‍♀️ “How dare that man walk his dog through this area… …while I’m alone with my poodle?”

📋 “Does he not know that I’m here? That I am a woman — and therefore all surrounding oxygen belongs to me until I exit the perimeter?”

👮‍♀️ “Does he even live here? Has he signed the Constitution of My Feelings™? Has he shown me his papers?”

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✨ Let me introduce myself:

I am the Karen. 🔹 Mayor of Nowhere. 🔹 Supervisor of Vapor. 🔹 Sentinel of Bullshit and Misery.

I wear fleece vests like armor. I wield my iPhone like Excalibur. I broadcast every stranger's behavior as a terrorist threat against my peace of mind.

And if you challenge me?

⚠️ I will cry. ⚠️ I will record. ⚠️ I will escalate.

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I am the self-appointed security force of Whole Foods parking lots.

I stalk dog walkers like they’re casing the block for war crimes. I patrol public parks like I’m Auditor General of the Menace Vibes Division.

And yes — I do feel personally violated when a man has the audacity to:

🛑 Exist 🛑 Walk 🛑 Breathe 🛑 Without making direct eye contact and submitting a public apology for entering my line of sight

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You don’t understand the weight I carry.

Every morning, I wake up and declare:

“I shall wander the Earth with a squint, and make strangers feel like trespassers in their own lives.”

And I do.

🧠 THE KAREN CHECKLIST™

Use this to identify yourself… or others.

☑️ Do you treat every strange man as a criminal until proven otherwise? ☑️ Do you give dirty looks to joggers who didn’t sign your emotional terms of service? ☑️ Do you demand identification from people walking their own dogs? ☑️ Do you call the HOA because someone’s landscaping isn’t “neat enough”? ☑️ Do you feel entitled to ask “Who are you visiting?” at random? ☑️ Do you film people of color and narrate like you're on National Geographic? ☑️ Do you weaponize safety concerns that mysteriously only activate when you feel irrelevant? ☑️ Do you say “I’m not racist, I’m just vigilant”? ☑️ Do you mistake public sidewalks for your personal runway? ☑️ Do you approach teenage boys at the skatepark with a clipboard and a threat? ☑️ Do you report smiles as aggression? ☑️ Do you weaponize your voice in frequencies reserved for smoke detectors and banshees? ☑️ Do you question others, but scream harassment when questioned in return?

If you checked 3 or more… You are the problem. If you checked 7 or more… You are the Karen. If you checked all… You are likely composing a Facebook post about this right now. And your hair is shaped like a passive-aggressive crescent moon.

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Let’s be clear.

I’m not confused. I know what I am.

I’m not a victim. I’m a hall monitor cosplaying as neighborhood royalty.

I dance on the razor’s edge between concerned citizen and civil harassment.

I film people for “safety,” but disable comments on every post because the truth hurts. I smile at cops, then cry wolf to dispatch if a man wears a hoodie near a bench.

I wield anxiety as a badge, and call my comfort zone a jurisdiction.

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Don’t ask me why I act like this.

I have no self-awareness. I have no inner monologue. Just a constant, low-grade suspicion that everyone but me is up to something.

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I demand your backstory in public. I require your explanation. And if you refuse?

I’ll say:

“Wow. Just trying to be safe!”

As if my paranoia is your obligation. As if your location is a privilege I can revoke.

I am the Karen. I believe I am law.

📢 And don’t you dare question me.

Because if you do?

I will scream. I will cry. I will become the victim.

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[fuzzylogic-27]

[warmhappycat]

I don't know what fucking website all of you "controversial take!! but i liked season2" people are on, but please tell me how to get there. I kind of hate this one. I feel so sad and alone in my heartbreak, and it honestly feels like you're rubbing it in that I'm upset. I want to be happy for you, but it's really hard to be because - and I KNOW you're not doing this on purpose, don't @ me on it, shut up - it feels like you're being mean or passive aggressive to me on purpose. You can just like your shit; you don't have to constantly throw shade at the rest of us.

[miss-m-calling]

Passive aggression is such mean theatre. It imposes an agenda just as surely as regular aggression, since it predictably commands our attention: “Was that what he wanted? Did that go wrong?” But by not quite voicing complaints, it also maintains the appearance of martyrdom. What a weaselly thing to do, to secure the effects of aggression, while getting the credit for passivity. If you’re going to dominate people, at least own up to it! One way to short-circuit passive aggression is to resolutely ignore it. Passive aggression works by pushing you into a guessing game: Why are they reacting like that? What could I have done differently? By making you wonder, the other person secures your attention without having to own up to wanting it.

Eleanor Gordon-Smith

[writer-in-the-dark-prompts]

some passive aggressive prompts

"Oh, I didn't realize your expertise extended to this area too. How fortunate for all of us!"

"Well, if you think your way is the only way, who am I to question your infinite wisdom?"

"I'm always amazed at how you manage to turn even the simplest tasks into such grand productions."

"I can't believe you have so much free time to focus on other people's business. Must be nice!"

"Oh, you're going with that idea? It's certainly... bold."

"Your attention to detail is truly awe-inspiring. I'm sure everyone else can learn a lot from you."

"I never realized how much I needed your constant reminders and guidance. You're a lifesaver!"

"It's impressive how you always find a way to make yourself the center of attention, even in the most irrelevant discussions."

"Your sense of fashion is truly unique. People must stare in admiration everywhere you go."

"You're absolutely right. I should definitely consult you before making any decisions, considering your unparalleled wisdom."

[passionfruitmango]

Idk who needs to hear this, but closed mouths don't get fed. If you don't ask, you're never going to get what you want. That especially goes for how you carry yourself in a place of business. If you're the type to leave your half full cup sitting under a machine or on the counter because a place ran out of something, and you don't verbally ask anyone, you're never going to get what you want being passive aggressive!!!

[boymazophile6]

Child neglect and hatred is as bad as child abuse!

Hatred, dislike, neglect and emotional abuse of children is as toxic as sexual abuse of children ...

Unfortunately in most societies people define power and violence in its conventional and stereotypical way and reduce meaning of "abuse" to acts like rape and sexual violence often ignoring other sorts of abuse such as: emotional, verbal, passive aggressive and subtle ones!

Because most of mainstream social activisms have conventional and objective definitions of power and violence, and have a phallocentric theoretical Framework ...

Believe that violence, abuse, power and joy have subjective meanings and every individual person has its unique and distinct meaning of abuse and power!

[ask-ed-teach]

how do you deal with annoying people assuming you're dumb/weak? Do i stab them? is that an appropiate response? I wanna stab them

Oh, stab them for sure. Thrice for good measure.

They'll never call you dumb or weak again.

... 'cause, y'know, they'd be dead

[salamanderinspace]

I don't understand why people will make broad claims about groups of people that include me and then expect me not to be insulted. "Gay people are so oversensitive" or "activists are easily confused" or "post modernists have a skewed sense of what art really is."

Like some corner of my brain does know it's passive aggression, and gets angry. But on a conscious level I'm sort of oblivious, like. Oh they must only be talking about other people.

It doesn't help that I sublimate anger into attraction, either.

[l0nely-edgel0rd-g0d]

You know what I hate? People who are purposely vague with the intention of you getting it wrong that way they can chastise you.

[possumcollege]

(olde tyme pasyve agresyonne yntensyfyes)

[corporateintel]

Making Sense of the Senseless

It’s a strange time, stranger than any I can remember in the second half of my life. If you try to summarize the number of global issues our nation faces, it begins to feel unprecedented. There is violence on three fronts in Israel arising from the horrific terrorist attacks of Hamas. There is the question of how Iran and Hezbollah will accelerate that conflict. Putin is still waging a brutal…

[agentmilocade]

If I was rich, I would buy this as a gift for someone I was just a little bit pissed off at.

I love this lamp because it's like, oh a nice little piece for an end table :)

WRONG!!!

for the low low price of £6000, you too can have a life-sized horse statue with a lamp on its head within your house, eternally judging you with its onyx gaze

[homunculus-argument]

No wait, random worldbuilding idea:

A people who have an age-old tradition, that when warriors left home to go to war, their family that remains home prepare funeral goods for them while they wait, sewing them the clothes and preparing the tools and all that they will be buried with - to emotionally prepare them to the hard possibility that the one who left will not return home alive. If the warrior returns, their burial goods are all burned in a bonfire that is lit for the celebration of their return.

And to this modern day, mothers of the culture will tell their children "fine, but let me take your measures for burial clothes before you go" as a way of telling them that something they're about to do is lethally stupid. Sharing stories about just how dramatic their mothers are, someone tells their group of friends that his mother once actually took out a measuring tape to start taking his measures when he said he's leaving home for a work trip.

And another one goes "pfft, yeah. This one time I went to a rock concert and came back home to mom sitting on her sewing machine, fucking making me a funeral coat."