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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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#hey look i made more of these#peter maximoff#erik lehnsherr#dadneto#alex summers#scott summers#hank mccoy#logan howlett#raven darkholme#emma frost#hellfire club#xmen#xmen meme#my creations
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if there's one thing about classic literary detectives it's that they are not conventionally attractive. doyle told sidney paget to stop drawing holmes so pretty. christie was like "let me introduce you to this short pudgy balding man who is retirement age and i hate him." sayers compares wimsey to maggots on literally the FIRST PAGE
i love it. i love them. stop casting hot people in these roles. we need our detectives to be Charmingly Weird-Looking
#red randomness#acd holmes#poirot#lord peter wimsey#sherlock holmes#hercule poirot#peter wimsey#100 and up neat#the contrast in resulting authorial attitudes also ends up being somewhat amusing#christie basically wanting to kill poirot but going 'i gotta give the people their pompous little guy. and also it's money.'#doyle constantly wishing people would read his other worse books#and then sayers comes in like 'hey remember the guy i kept comparing to a slug? yeah i'm marrying him to my self-insert'
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spiderdads🤲
#im so normal about them#spiderdads#atsv#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#fanart#across the spiderverse#spiderman#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara fanart#peter b parker fanart#miles morales#hobie brown#gwen stacy#pavitr prabhakar#hey
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some hatchetfield texposts i made cause i'm board af (haha smosh reference) (they're mostly the nerds)
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#black friday musical#hey melissa#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming#peter spankoffski#richie lipschitz#grace chasity#max jagerman#paul matthews#nightmare time#lex foster
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roger got startled :(
#my art#dialtown#dialtown roger#roger dialtown#dialtown roger jones#roger jones dialtown#peter dialtown#dialtown peter#peter kennedy dialtown#dialtown peter kennedy#dialtown fanart#peter kennedy#roger jones#i guess this is peter x roger??? sure?? i more just drew this with the intent of “hey wouldnt it be funny if roger jumped into peter's arms#and then#it evolved into this
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some studies of 30's menswear (surely unrelated to anything) turned into being sad about Parker I hope we get to hear more about him eventually.
#malevolent#arthur lester#pre-passenger#Parker#peter yang#hey what's up with that??#i wonder if he's going to be unadressed forever#or if he's a secret sleeper element#to be addressed later#all bets are off#I just want detective pair shenanigans!!
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#hey what if i started posting parksborn on this blog haha wouldn't that be something ... anyway 🤡#insomniac spider man#marvel's spider man#spider man 2 ps5#spider man 2#peter parker#harry osborn#parksborn#textpost meme#unfortunately i did leave this game as a parksborn truther BUT and i do mean this ONLY for this iteration and no others
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tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.
he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.
#they walk out of wherever they were being held with HUGE SMILES#holding hands#and going: hey mr stark/tony!! this is my new best friend.#the kidnappers hand themselves over they’re so done#prompt#spider-man#irondad#spiderson#peter parker#tony stark#peter and harley#harley keener and peter parker#harley keener#harley x peter#parkner#marvel#mcu#peter x harley#tony and harley
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I uh. I’m. I don’t exactly know where the LonelyEyes mood came from but some things are definitely happening
#I DONT KNOWWWE WHATS HAPPENING#IVE BEEN DRAWING THEM FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW#hey I’m having fun though I swear#a small break from bg3 I suppose#my silly drawings#lonelyeyes#elias bouchard#peter lukas#the eye#the lonely#tma#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus archives#comic#sketch
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goodbye, Twelve
I will miss you so much
so, so much
#hey my heart broke in half#doctor who#twelfth doctor#12th doctor#bill potts#peter capaldi#pearl mackie#twelve
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the way you draw the saw characters is SOOO perfect. i can imagine that post with adam saying its cold and lawrence giving him the jacket. and Mark saying its cold and Peter saying he cannot control the weather PERFECTLY in your style
ah a classic
#AND HEY THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!#saw fanart#myart#saw#chainshipping#hoffstrahm#lawrence gordon#adam stanheight#mark hoffman#peter strahm#i did this while watching ju on 🧎♂️
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#hey remember when santa brought twelveclara back together? 'CAUSE I DO#doctor who#dwedit#dwgif#timelordgifs#tvedit#twelfth doctor#s8#death in heaven#well... post credits#so basically#last christmas#peter capaldi#nick frost#mine#my gifs#and damn look at that tardis lighting!#everything is dynamic making every scene in there so cool to look at#esp the light going around the room in that huge circle! love itt#...will rewatch last christmas this week and lose my mind. excited!
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#Taylor Swift#tim mcgraw#Mary’s song#hey Stephen#dear John#when Emma falls in love#Betty#dorothea#Majorie#Clara bow#chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus#thank you Aimee#Cassandra#peter#Robin
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Hey, can you do Peter Spankoffski as Jeremy Heere from Be More Chill and Richie Lipschitz as Michael Mell?
shabam
#id in alt text#richie lipschitz#peter spankoffski#hatchetfield#be more chill#not gonna tag jeremy and michael#definitely art#hey. michael in the bathroom but richie is singing it. the squip but it's pokey
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