Peter Lukas headcanons, feel free to reblog and add ur own!
He has either a t-shirt or a tattoo that says "Salty bitch" i will die on this hill, also its one of those ones that's a heart with an arrow through it and a banner with the words on it wrapped around
He has a "#1 Captain" mug, Martin bought it for him and he loves it more than he loves Elias (which isn't saying much but he loves it a lot)
For all the knowledge Elias has he knows jack shit about boats somehow so whenever he goes on the Tundra Peter refuses to let him touch any surface except the floor lmfao
Elias buys peter boat related things in the same way a clueless mother trying to be an ally buys her gay child things during pride month
And some conversations that have 100% occurred:
Elias trying to get back on Peter's good side: hey honey I bought a thing for your boat
Peter, holding up the shitty dollar-store "Ahoy, matey" wooden sign: ...thanks.
Peter: "Elias if you sing that fucking sea shanty one more time I'm pushing you in the ocean and not coming back for you"
big fan of artists who depict martin looking more and more like peter every season. also a big fan of artists who depict jon looking more and more like elias every season. like hell yeah remind me how they never break the cycle and are all just replaceable pawns to the same eldritch horrors I love it keep em coming boys.
One of my favorite lil lonelyeyes takes is that I fully believe they get divorced via full legal process. Every. Single. Time. Every little scrap of paperwork meticulously filled out, every possible opportunity to scream at each other in a courtroom. Divorce attorneys simultaneously rich and traumatized. It’s chock full of misery and loneliness and the feeling of being judged. It’s the worst, most bureaucratic foreplay ever to exist. And I find it delightful.