#pffft as if

[tapakah0]

[toxooz]

idk why this has been plaguing my mind for like 2 weeks it must be the vibes ig but i Had to draw it

[captain-flint]

stede: [being bossy and assertive] ed: [new kink unlocked 🔓]

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth, and others, often treat Percy as if he’s ridiculous or obtuse for his reactions to the demigod world, when in reality he’s a (relatively) well adjusted kid who was raised by a loving parent. His actions make sense based on his upbringing

- parents arent supposed to be neglectful

- parents are supposed to be easily attainable, loving, and present in a child’s life

- if you’re in trouble, you should call for help, there isn’t shame in admitting you’re in over your head, you’re twelve

- you shouldn’t have to jump through life endangering hoops to get your parent’s attention

Annabeth acts like he’s ridiculous, but he’s right. Annabeth knows how the Greek world works, but Percy knows how the real world is supposed to work. & rightfully calls out the BS. But it’s hard for most demigods to agree because what kid wants to admit the way their parents treat them is awful? That their actions are those of aloof, negligent, even narcisstic people who are unwilling or incapable of giving the proper love and support a child needs. That even if their godly parent does love them, it’s a pathetic, horrible, attempt at love you’re better off without.

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

okk but like it was seriously hilarious that ncuti's doctor spent the entire time with no trousers on and literally NO one commented on it loool

[adamworu]

Tumblr, except everytime the p0rnbots come in waves, a foghorn sounds off like in splatoon’s salmon run.

[starwarjotta]

“Not that I’m complaining (quite on the contrary, actually), but you couldn’t have waited for two more minutes until the end of the battle to do that, sir.”

“How could I, with you giving me a smile like that, my dear?”

“...fine. I’ll allow it, this once. Sir.”

“:)”

my second @codywanfirstkissbingo work, for “battleground kiss”

[gniteruirui]

I had an idea!

[pixlokita]

Wanted to draw @tzitzimitl-eztli ‘s Freddy bear with baby bear Greg :’v just love your arts sm they make me cry my eyes out sometimes so cute ( °̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥˟°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ )💖

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

oh noooooOOOOOO I FORGOT IT WAS THE THIRD TODAY

Dannypocalypse flying right over my head RIP

[o-mellowy]

Late valentines post from your favourite speedster 🧡

[thepenguisalive7]

Cucumber man just wants to do a deadly dungeon 😔

Dungeon Stream >> 1, 2, 3, 4

[cheekylittlepupp]

Come with me my love, and live your final night.

[lattskull]

🎄 Jingle bell rock - performed by Dethklok 🎄

Done impulsively beause of @supersaturnnyoomkitty's Post

Supportive charles under the cut

[deviljesterlamb]

Suddenly imagined angels with the "healing touch" but it goes farther than just simple touches.

...Their licks heal too.

Now imagine you accidentally bite your lip or tongue while eating. Then cue Simeon and/or Raphael being like "I'LL HANDLE IT".

The brothers instantly know what they are planning however and are like "HELL NO." lmao

Simeon might be going in for the kill, than just healing you alone. (He wants to kiss the hell out of you if he can. lol)

Raphael, however, he'll not think much of it at first. I like to imagine he'll be a damn pro on kissing with tongue, but it was all about just healing you. Not pleasuring you.

However after that one experience, he's like "...Maybe I should try again...I fear I might of not properly healed you..." (He had a taste for you and desires it more now.)

[not-rab]

friendly reminder that this is all we know about canonical Evan Rosier