#pillsburry

[out-in-the-darkside]

all this talk of vanilla extract is reminding me of this tumblr screenshot classic

[tasiaadams33]

Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls Are Amazing 🤩.

[cringefailotd]

the pillbury doughboy

Pillsbury Doughboy , from Puppetoon is today's cringefail loser

You can use Asks or this form to submit *your* cringefail loser!  

[vellichorom]

average vellichorom fan vs average pillsburries enjoyer /lh

[micpanda]

You ever make these cookies and just casually eat all of them in one sitting or are you normal

[fairuzfan]

Sorry if I've missed info floating around! But is there like an idk level 2 boycott? I dont buy from places that are on the targeted boycotts list anyway, not interested in marvel so won't be watching the movie etc, but all the info I've seen on bds has been on targeted boycotting and nothing on the next best businesses to target

There is the Extreme List which basically includes every single big brand

The priority is the BDS list right now but feel free to boycott from these places as well. I would keep up with BDS as sometimes things get removed/changed based on actions taken with the parent company (like Pillsburry and Ben and Jerry's).

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli: I read that if you want your house to smell great, put two cap fulls of vanilla extract in your oven at 300 degrees for an hour. The house will smell like heaven.

Stiles: I did that once. I thought it said two cups of vanilla and the house smelled like the Pillsburry’s dough boy’s butt hole for a whole month.

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #11

Leviathan:

>saves rare items for the most dire of situations

>gets through the whole game without using any of them

Mammon:

“What if there’s an emergency?”

-gets into emergency-

“WHAT IF THERE’S A BIGGER EMERGENCY”

•

Leviathan: If Santa keeps track of naughty kids every year and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you

Mammon: The Purge: Season’s Greetings

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Mammon: A vanilla soy latte is a type of three bean soup

Barbatos: No

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Mammon: Does mace work on birds

Mammon: If a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

Mammon: Time sensitive question please respond

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Solomon: Despicable me ruined the word minion whenever I become a supervillain I’m just gonna have to call them my homies or whatever

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Solomon: What if when you went to hell you had to watch a cinemasins-style video of every sin you committed during your life as part of your punishment

Me: Why didn’t I get into heaven lmao???

God: Everything Wrong With You spoilers! (Duh)

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Asmodeus: Be handed a letter by your maid. Break the wax seal. Read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. Order your carriage to be prepared at once.

Mammon: Me getting a text and calling a Lyft

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Leviathan: Any body know any substitutes for love and personal fulfillment

Beelzebub: Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell

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Satan: Fun Fact: ever wonder why it’s called The Iliad? Because ilium was another name for Troy, and the -ad suffix was used to mean “The Story of” This means that if you translated the title, the Iliad should actually be called

Troy Story

Mammon: Thanks I hate it

Simeon: You got a friend in horse

Luke: YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

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Satan: Nothing will fuck you up more than the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

Mephistopheles: the fuck

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Mammon: Telling someone “you are shit” and “you ain’t shit” are both insults

Satan: But “you are not shit” is a reassurance

Asmodeus: And “you are not the shit” is an insult

Belphegor: And “you are the shit” is a compliment

Solomon: I present to you the English language

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Leviathan: Do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “I’m looking at my eyes with my eyes”

Mammon: I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

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Diavolo: Lollipops are so weird you’re literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

Asmodeus: What have you done

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Satan: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “have you tried turning it off and back on again?”

Leviathan: What have you done?

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Solomon: Some of us are still “it” from a childhood game of tag

Mammon: This fucked me up far more than it should

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Mammon: Pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win

We’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where it’s commonplace to put fruit on pizza

Mephistopheles: Tomato is a fruit

Mammon: Blocked

Mephistopheles: You can block me but you can’t block the truth

•

Belphegor: What if sleeping is our natural state and we’re only awake to gather information for dreams

Lucifer: You stop that

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Raphael: If you’re lucky your internal organs will never see the light of day

Mammon: What?

Raphael: At some point you will be the next person on earth to die

Mammon: Stop!

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Satan: The guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

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Barbatos: Want your house to smell great? Put two caps of vanilla extract in a cup, place it in the oven at 300 for an hour and your house will smell like heaven

Simeon: Hack life here

Mammon: I did this once and I thought it said TWO CUPS of vanilla extract and my entire house smelled like pillsburry dough boy’s butt hole for a month

[anadorablekiwi]

Pillsburry crescent rolls

[welcometotheocverse]

Glee Oc Masterlist

Name: Aurora -Rory- Pillsburry

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Molly Quinn

Name: Ava Sterling

Story: tbd

Faceclaim:  Jenny Boyd

Name: Cara Hudson

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Sabrina Carpenter

Name: Chloe Meeks

Story: untitled (starts in s6)

Faceclaim:  Julia Lester

Name: Divya Banjaree

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Naomi Scott

Name: Isabella Del Monico

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Lili Reihart

Name: Leah Berry

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Paula Brancati

Name: Leila Puckerman (starts in s4)

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Sofia Wylie

Name:  Lucas Hayward (starts in s6)

Story: unttitled

Faceclaim:  Quincy Fouse

Name: Luciana Montes

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Karol Sevilla

Name: Maisie Stintson

Story: untitled (starts in s6)

Faceclaim:  Hunter Schafer

Name: Marilu Gomez

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Gina Rodrigez

Name: Maritza -Mitzi- Mcarty

Story: untitled (starts in s6)

Faceclaim:  Rowan Blanchard

Name: Natalia Puckerman

Story: untitled ( starts in s4)

Faceclaim:  Allegra Acosta

Name: Nathan Berry

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Matt Cornet

Name: Riley Shuester

Story: untitled

Faceclaim:  Virginia Gardner

Name: Valentina Gutierrez

Story: tbd ( starts in s6)

Faceclaim:  Pilar Pascual

Love Interest: Rodrick Meeks

Name: Vanesa Lopez

Story: tbd

Faceclaim:  Jenna Ortega

[worthless-misery]

fucking pillsburry doughboy

[nu-metal-confessions]

wes borland has the cutest belly button. i want to make-out with and lick it, making him sound off like tickle-me-elmo or the pillsburry dough boy.

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[milliethesillie]

Every time i try to explain clay sugar canes to someone i end up calling it the pillsburry cookie technique and everyone suddenly gets it.

[defness]

My girlfriend used a syringe like that once. Not really of her own accord, moreso this "anonymous" guy just shanked her and I watched the fireworks go off with the intent of killing the grey Pillsburry Dough Boy looking ass in shades until she told me she liked it with her usual smile.

🧍‍♂️