#please I need help

[peachesofteal]

(18+ MDNI) I’m-

obsessed with the idea that Johnny doesn’t know how to make a pussy come. Simon has to teach him, show him the way they like to be touched, demonstrate how to rub your clit just right to make you squirm with pleasure, his thumb over Johnny’s, stroking circles in tandem.

“Johnny’s never made a girl come before,” Simon tells you gently. “You’ll be his first. Will you help him? Tell him what feels good?"

“Nice an’ slow at first, when you're rubbin’ her little clit. Feel how hard it is?” Johnny nods, enthusiastically, and you whine, shivering at the sensation. 

“She likes that.” Johnny groans, breath blowing over your exposed flesh-

He has to stretch you out too, so he can get his finger inside you alongside Johnny’s, otherwise how is he going to know what to look for? He won’t be able to find that soft, spongy spot without Simon’s help, obviously.

This is from the fic The Pit

[what-the-bally-hell]

I have three starkid playlists: holloduke, spankoffski bros and lexthan (and hannah).

I was wondering if anyone had song reccs for any of those playlists?

edit: as much as I appreciate the likes please can someone actually help, I need song reccs for them please😭😭😭

[greatqueenratt]

maybe i am obsessed with them, and so what! i love them with my whole heart and i felt like this small moment was so tender and gentle i can't 🥹🥹🥹

⭐️

[irisbellemoon]

my dear aromatic and asexual pals, how do you figure out if you're aro/ace/both? cuz i'm..... starting to wonder.

[otiksimr]

If anyone here has tips on drawing human faces it would be greatly appreciated if you were to give them here :)

Totally only asking for a freind :)

Totally not struggling to draw faces :)

[aaaaaaaaraaaaaraaa]

Asides from the running gag of no one knowing what BSD is about, can anyone please explain to me the plot of dead apple I am stupid please help

[milkcioccolato]

My friends are awful, and they know my tastes perfectly, and they send me cute things they know I'll like, and I am AWFUL at controlling myself when it comes to spending money for useless shit

So I just bought a keyboard and mouse set because it was adorable, even though I didn't need it🙃

[fishymom-art]

i'm trying to find this one drawing with two girls in a museum in front of a giant canvas with two women who look just like them - one is a knight and the other one is a princess, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ME I CAN'T FIND IT PLEEEASEEEE HELP

I NEED IT SO BADLY AAHGGGHHHHH

[shappyshag]

HELLO GUYS COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD (AND EASY) WAY TO READ HOLMES' BOOKS BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND I JUST GOOGLED "SHERLOCK HOLMES CHRONOLOGY" BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SO 😭😭😭 JUST INCLUDING THE ACD BOOKS PLEASE

[zestys-stuff]

sooooo i already sent issy an ask, telling them how much i love your collab(i’ve read it at least four times) and i have made the adult decision to make one of your works my lock screen🫣🫣

Now tho the question is which one? I’m between these three🥴

(your art and writings are absolutely amazing💗💗)

Oh myyyy ❤️ Hun, i’m so happy to hear you enjoyed! Both me and @tiredmamaissy were thrilled to make this collab💕 And reading it four times 👀👀👀👀 Wow, that’s dedication

Also, this is so flattering ahhhh, my heart! 💕💕💕 darling i could not possibly tell you which one to pick, it’s your choice :> The one you like the most ❤️ I’m just gonna say i’m so delighted 💕You made my day

[deadlyhuggles6]

do you think etho would use dark mode or light mode for his comm?

i'm thinking he has dark mode vibes but i also think that he's also enough of an old man to stick with light mode for the bit and because it annoys bdubs when theyre chilling in bed together and bdubs is trying to go to sleep

[innalheid]

gamers I'm fr this time. I need input on both my next nail set and also my birthday cake. I came up w something but I'm not sold on it I need more FLAVOURS. the weird ones. I like fancy and weird flavour combos. hit me with your bougie-est shit. also I literally just had my nails green so don't say green

[lost-in-derry]

Dear fanfiction writers, how do I write dialogue so the characters don’t talk like robots? Sincerely, an autistic writer who talks like a robot.

[pezberrywhoreee]

chat, im going to be inducting my man (queer) friend into the youngexwives on monday. will will be watching mean girls slime tutorial reneé rapp, not my fault snl performance, probably thirst tweets and also mean girls cast test how well they know eachother.

now, i very much value the sacredness of what is reneé rapp's sapphic following and i need approval or disapproval from you all.

is this a bad decision? i need answers chat

[edit - for reference, the type of messages that i send him]

[05-redacted]

SCP INCOHERENT QUOTES

Y/n: EEEEEEE *holding clothing hanger*

Able: Why are you holding that?

Y/n: Thank the Lord your here, any chance you have a sandal on you?

Able: Why the hell- Are you seriously afraid of such a small thing? *stares at roach*

Y/n: Easy for you to say- Aaagh-! Don't poke it-!

Able: Pussy-

Cain: Whats with the screaming?!

Y/n: Do you have a sandal on you by any chance?- Oh my fucking gosh it's gone-

Able: Where- *Looks at cain* Oh- Oh *Grin*

Cain: Huh?

Able: *Untying shoe lace* This will only hurt a bit...Hehehehahahaha

Cain: Why are you laughing? *steps back*

Able: Oh God how long I've waited for this moment *raises boot*

Cain:No wait-

Dining Room

Cain's Screams and Able's manic laughter in the distance*

049: I should go check-

035: Don't,go.

049: But-

035: But nothing.*Sips tea*

Meanwhile

682: *Watching Able chase Cain with a boot while Y/n struggles with her life trapped in a corner trying to swipe the flying roach with a clothing hanger*

999: *Worried noises*

Duvet: tweet (Pathetic)

682: Agreed *Nods*

[atlasisntdead]

I'm literally desparate for ADHD study tips that actually help I'm a 100% serious.