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being a trans guy (ish) is weird cause like. i sort of still socially identify as a woman. especially because i’m not physically transitioned. so i feel like i occupy that space. plus i was raised as female. but i conceptualize myself as masculine and i prefer neutral or masculine pronouns and call myself a guy and boy and brother and son.
so i feel caught between that sort of “all guys suck” mentality that cis women especially have, and “i’m a guy and that makes me feel kinda sad.” cause i know precisely what women mean. but also i am a guy who isn’t part of the patriarchy so hopefully i don’t suck and i would like not to be rejected by women i love and respect because they have a bias against the male gender. but also i know what they mean and i am also scared of cis men often. it’s a weird spot to be in
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helluvapoison · 4 months
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Yoooo, so I just read your Birds of a Feather ask, and I LOVED it.
But now my need is itching for something, so, may I kindly request Adam, Lute and Sera/Emily (either or) with a reader who’s wings and magic that’s akin to a Phoenix?
Would love something with them cuddling and flying with their fiery bird lover.
˚✧₊⁎ Adam ⁎⁺˳✧༚
• There’s nothing in Heaven quite like you and he’s not sure what to do with that
• As The First Man, the first to experience everything, he can’t help but be drawn to originality
• He attempts to come off as casual but, as we know, when Adam is intimidated, he overcompensates
• You were responsible for teaching him how to use his magic but he was frustrated with how different yours was from his
• Purest light could beam from his palms but he envied the fire that illuminated from yours
• “Don’t focus on me,” You would say when he was about to give up
• (As if that was an option)
• “Kind of impossible when you’re so hot, you’re probably responsible for global warming,”
• He thinks he’s hilarious but he’s downright insufferable when one manages to make you smile
• “You’re incorrigible, Adam.”
• The way you speak to him, even when you’re displeased, is coated in a summery tone he just loves to hear
˚✧₊⁎ Lute ⁎⁺˳✧༚
• It’s usually quite hard to impress her upon impact so color her overwhelmed that you managed to do so
• Lute’s poker face is immaculate but when provided with the opportunity to see you in action, she takes it
• Your wings may not be golden or pure white, but Heaven save her are they gorgeous
• Mortified by her own gawking, Lute immediately reverts back to feigning indifference
• You’re no better than anyone else here in Heaven— That’s not a diss, it’s a rule! Everyone is equal here!
• And yet
• You’re so uniquely resplendent she can’t help but be drawn to you and feel… special when you make time solely for her
• “You look happy today,” You comment with a beam, “Anything to report?”
• “No.” She replies bluntly, like always
• “Oh? Then could it be that you're finally relaxing?”
• “Doubtful.”
• You hum almost knowingly and it sets her entire body on edge, “There’s always tomorrow.”
˚✧₊⁎ Emily ⁎⁺˳✧༚
• Did you know you’re very warm? Like, super duper warm!?
• You give the best hugs, Emily makes you a ribbon that says so!
• (Maybe don’t wear it around others? Favoritism doesn’t look good around here but she just had to let you know!)
• Heaven is the perfect temperature all the time. Not too cold or too hot; everything is just right
• If you could keep a secret for her though? Wait, secrets aren’t really allowed so maybe it’s less of a secret and more of a compliment? She feels the most comfortable standing beside you
• “You’re like a campfire— but a person! You’re so cozy and nice to be around. I bet we could toast marshmallows on you!”
• “Wanna try?” You ask with a raised brow
• “Yes please!”
• So much of her time is spent making everyone else happy (which she’s grateful she can provide!) that she doesn’t realize how draining it is until she gets to sit next to you and relax
• Emily’s most favorite part is when your wing stretches out and drapes over her shoulders
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╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ thank you so mochi for your kind words! sorry i could only fit cuddling for emily (who was very fun to write by the by!) the rest i wanted to try something with, i hope it calms your itch friend ehehe!
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lovebvni · 15 days
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holaaa!! (dr rant + just an appreciation post)
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(TW SLIGHT HINT TO GROOMING)
soo i’m shifting soon and i decided that im going to make my first album when i get there (LIKE START JT, DUDE. START IT. IM SO EXCITED) there’s going to b an ep i’m going to finalize when i get there and it will be released on the 26th of the month i get there (as it is kinda a diss on a MAN who was 26 when we dated… i was a minor still.)
i’m also gonna make a family tree because i’m really bored (and i also kinda js wanna see all my siblings yk? im gonna draw them all soon bc like AUGH AJAJDKDJ I MISS THEM!!!)
omgz i’m so excited dude!!
(appreciation below!!)
also i saw billie eilish in my dream last night. one of the funniest and sweetest people i know 😭 SHARK WAS ALSO IN THAT DREAM HES SO SWEET ‼️‼️ god i wish i could hug them today, just right now. yall don’t understand how much billie and finneas have been through together, and im so proud of how far they made it. i love you both, and although you won’t see this post in this reality, i know you will when we r together :DDD u guys make me so happy, so inspired, and just a better person overall. also huge thank you to billie in helping me with directing my music videos and being featured in one of my favorite songs — ripple effect. thank you finneas for just 😭 for keeping her alive, giving her a passion, and being so protective and supportive of her.
i’m so excited to b friends w both of them n js talk to them daily — it’s so fun.
i’m also super duper excited to meet one of my closest friends — nile — in person finally!!!! it’s been like 3 years of shifting together, and i know she’s excited too. i know she’s reading this, btw so i love u sm nile and thank u for being such a great and perfect friend throughout this whole journey. i truly don’t think i would still be kicking without you. i owe you the world, and i know you’re going to be blessed with many MANY things in the coming months, and the years following will be some of your best, but that’s only a taste of what is truly to come.
i’m so proud of you, and i’m also so round of everyone that has been clinging onto shifting even though it hurts. i’m always here for you. i love you all so so much. i want the best for you, and i know you’re going to get it. i’m always here to help in ANY way i can. ask me anything, i promise you i will answer with the wisdom God and the universe has given me!!
i cannot express my gratitude to my father, loki, enough. i don’t know how to even put it into words. he’s been there at my hardest, he’s been there at my best. i don’t think i would actually even be this far without him either. he’s one of the silliest and sweetest people ive ever met. i can’t believe he’s my FATHER you guys!! ITS SO COOL AUGHH
i also have so many people here i need to thank, there’s more that i can think of right now but just know i love and appreciate every one of you guys.
staring with @smellofemale!! you were such a sign when i met you. i don’t think i’ve met a christian shifter — you’re the only one i still talk to if i have! im just so so sooo blessed to have met you. i don’t know what to say, dude! i love you so much. you’re so sweet, so kind, and so inspiring. i love you!
@eneablack although you’re one of my newest friends, you’re another really really inspirational one. you’re so open about your struggles with shifting, even though you’ve had success time and time again. it shows me and many others how shifting sometimes is a hard thing to get used too, even with successes under your belt!
@daisys-reality! if you don’t know them, FOLLOW IMMEDIATELY PLEASE OMGGJAJSN she gives some of the best and most accurate readings i could ever ask for. also her drs (specifically her mermaid one) have inspired me so much!!
@kanachaka UR AO COOL BRO I JS LOVE SEEING UR POSTS AJSJDKDJD
@kazylynn i love u sm!! u rlly show me i can be an inspiration to others, and that’s something i’ve hoped for all my life. i want to be a good, helpful person — and i love you for showing me i can be.
@babybearthepsychic a few months ago you gave me a free reading that was just so accurate and so real. i don’t know if i would still be on this spiritual journey without it, because i was at one of my hardest points then. i cannot believe how just truly accurate and kind you are. i love you so much, you’re doing amazing. i wish i could give you the biggest hug, and i could donate like a million dollars to u rn but i literally don’t have a job 😭
@zipperrants i don’t think i rlly need to explain this… dude i thought u we’re so cool even when u we’re js interacting with @maddies-chronicles and i rlly wanted to interact w u so bad but i was so so scared bro!! and thank u hale for giving me the opportunity to meet them!!
@accidentalshifter YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MANY PEOPLE U REPRESENT IN THIS RESLITY — YOURE ONE OF THE FIRSR ADULT SHIFTERS I SAW ON HERR AND IM SO SO SO SO SOOO FUCKING HQPPY YOURE SO OPEN ABOUT IT! you’re just so free and it’s beautiful. i love you so much
and there are so many more but i just.. im gonna cry i love you all tooo much.. please know u all mean so much to me and i can’t wait to tell u so many stories when i get back, and help u guys shift. i am working so hard to post more, and i pray this post can help me become more active.
so so so much love, to everyone in this community, you’re so wonderful. may the gods bless you.
so much love, peace and joy
the abyss
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naturesapphic · 1 year
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jade west req! :-]
she gets supeeeeerr flustered at the smallest actions y/n makes and when y/n confrontates her and asks her why shes so shy she gets even more shy and y/n finds it absoloutely adorrable
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Jade west x fem!reader
Warnings: cussing and fluff :)
~ at lunch ~
“I DO NOT LIKE HER!” Jade screamed at her ex boyfriend beck, who told her that she has feelings for y/n. Beck threw his hands up in defense and tried calming her down as she started playing with her scissors that she hides in her combat boots.
“Jade. Be real. You’ve never acted this flustered and shy when we were together. Im not dissing our relationship but maybe we weren’t in love like we thought we were.” Beck confessed. Jade furrowed her brows together as she was getting deep in thought.
“Huh. I’ve never really thought back at how we acted and felt toward each other. I don’t think I ever fully loved you like I thought I did. I mean I was very happy with you but y/n…” she trailed off as a bright smile appeared on her pale face.
Beck smiled at his ex girlfriend/friend as he realized that someone is making her truly happy. Jade was snapped out of her daze as you caught her staring at you by making eye contact with her. Jade quickly looked away as her cheeks got rosy and red at being caught. You shook her head with a wide smile appearing on your face.
~ the end of school ~
School was finally over and y/n was walking out to her car when she saw jade and her friends at beck’s car talking. Y/n walked over to them saying “hey guys! Hey Jade” she says shyly at her. Jade’s cheeks were feeling warm and she didn’t know why. It was a weird but nice feeling. Y/n walked away when Jade started freaking out.
“Why the fuck are my cheeks warm. What’s going on?!” Jade shrieked. Everyone laughed and cat started poking jades cheeks saying, “Awwww! Jade, you’re blushing!” Cat squealed. “Don’t touch me!” Jade growled at cat which made her squeak in fear.
*the next day*
Jade was at her locker, looking down at her phone just scrolling when she heard clapping of shoes walking towards her. She looked up and saw you which immediately made her blush. You noticed this and smirked in victory as you confirmed that YOU make your crush blush and that no one else does.
You walked up to her with a big smile plastered on your face “hey Jade!”. You said happily as you were going to figure out once and for all of Jade actually likes you. “You’ve been really shy around me and distant. Is everything okay? Did I do something?” You pouted. Jade widens her eyes and immediately shakes her head no. “No! No. Never. You never did anything wrong…I’m just…I-I…”. She stutters as she tries to tell you how she feels. You took her hand and led her to the janitors closet so that y’all could talk privately.
You closed the door quietly and lock it to make sure no one gets in here while y’all talk. “Ireallylikeyouy/nandiwanttotakeyououtonadatebutyoumakemenervousandshyasfuck.” She rushed out quickly making your eyes go wide with how fast she said. “Um…could you maybe say that again please but slower?” You giggled out which made jade blush even more than she already was.
“Uh…I said that I really like you y/n and I want to take you out on a date but you make me nervous and shy as fuck” Jade said slowly to make sure that you heard her right even though she was shaking. You noticed this and took both of her hands gently and look into her blueish green eyes. “I would love to go on a date with you jade. I’ve liked you for a while and I saw that you were always nervous around me but I wasn’t sure if you liked me or not but now I know that you do.” You gushed.
Jade smiled “well…you make me hella nervous and shy. Which no one has ever made me feel.” She explained to you. You giggled excitedly “I really do make Jade west nervous! This is amazing I need to go tell our frie-“ you said but we’re cut off by jades hand covering your mouth and holding you back from leaving.” “If you tell a single soul. I will murder them so they won’t know.” Jade threatened which made you laugh knowing she wouldn’t actually do it with you around. “Okay baby. Whatever you say” you say as you squished one of her cheeks which made her grumble at you.
You smiled at her “cmon. We need to get to class.” You said. “Orrrrrrr we can go ahead and go on our date.” She said with a smirk. “I don’t know Jade…we really need to get to class.” “Oh don’t worry baby. We can say we got sick and needed to go home.” She reassured you. You sighed and nodded your head in agreement which made Jade smile. Y’all walked out of the school hand in hand walking to jades car and heading to the date she was planning to take you to.
A/n: I hope y’all enjoyed! Remember to stay hydrated and to rest. I love you all!
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nightgoodomens · 20 days
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If someone is not famous and in a relationship or married to someone famous. Then they should just go about their lives. Like your spouses fans are not your fans. And your spouses fame is not your fame. So get busy with your own life. It literally doesn't me your life is not interesting and no one will question your relationship.
If these relationships were natural, then that’s what the ladies would be doing. Focusing on their careers, friends, hobbies. Perhaps sometimes post a cute pic with their partner. Not focusing their social media presence entirely on pleasing the fans of the celebrity, ensuring they remember they’re together and invest their time into following their relationships. Like a job. But that’s what these arrangements are for; creating an image, both parties getting something out of them. That’s what beards are for.
That’s how you know these are not natural relationships. Not a single normal partner would be doing what GT and AL are doing. Because normal partners have nothing to prove and nothing to cover. Because normal partners wouldn’t give a flying fuck what fans think. And fans would never follow their relationship in the first place because they wouldn’t have invited them in.
If AL/MS were a natural relationship, you’d see him talking about her with ease - not acting like she doesn’t exist, to the point he even refuses to look at her and speak about her, so every time he underlines there’s nothing between them, she needs to pop in to create stuff to make up for it. After he failed selling their relationship during Assembly and instead focused on DT, she had to go extra on social media desperately shouting about their happiness, PR Disneyland (that both men went to at the same time, to create a happy family image) and lashing out at articles, and talking to fans. It was so over the top you could see what triggered it.
There’s nothing natural about that.
Now he dissed her for the third time in a short space of time, and she’s back on creating stories to “prove” everything is okay. And the same with DT/GT who need to publish their wordle a couple of times a week and have a once a week paparazzi content to ensure fans that everything is ok. There are also many things that are not being spoken about now. And I don’t mean just the “wives” ending abruptly as soon as promo was not needed anymore. People also are quick to forget the nastiness that was cut short, the decrease of paparazzi content, the introduction of wordle… there’s been a lot of re arranging since Cali.
None of that is natural. All of that is PR.
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jeidafei · 2 years
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Komui’s Lounge: Vol. 28 (Part 1/4)
(T/N: Big thanks to @candy-crackpot for the raws! This Lounge contains 20 questions in all. I've divided it into 4 parts for ease of reading and translating!)
Featuring: Reever, Lenalee, Allen, Lavi, Kanda
Lenalee: Good afternoon, everyone! As usual, my brother is nowhere to be found. I’m so, so sorry! Anyway, without further ado, we bring you the Komui’s Lounge corner!  
Allen: YES! I finally get to feature alongside Lenalee~!
Lenalee: Teehee. I’m so happy, too~! (Allen and Lenalee joining hands and squealing giddily in unison.)
Lavi: Yaaay! Me too~! (Reaches out)
*Thwack!!* (The SFX of Allen’s smiling smackdown)
Lavi: OW!!! That’s your left hand, Mr. Allen!! He literally just smacked me with Innocence!!
Reever: Oi, Allen. You can’t go slapping people with your left hand, you know?
(T/N: “Hear, hear!” said Mana.)
Allen: My apologies. I sensed ulterior motives from Lavi directed towards Lenalee and I just…
Lavi: YOU’RE ONE TO TALK!!
Kanda: All this noise. Would you shut your yammering already, you danged rabbit?
Reever: Aaah, the nostalgia (heartily). How long has it been since you four were last together like this?
Lavi: It seems we’ve received several requests along the lines of, “We want to see the four teens having fun together,” so Hoshino basically bankrupted herself to put this together as a huge fanservice.
Allen: So, it wasn’t because she couldn’t be bothered thinking up new cast combinations every single time…?
Lavi: That’s also highly possible.
Lenalee: Now that you’ve mentioned it, looks like the comic’s supervisor warned her in no uncertain tones to really, really, have the word count in mind when writing this time. One thing led to another and last time was a big no-no, as well…I guess we’ll have to be more mindful as we speak.
Reever: This is especially the case for you, Allen, Lavi. You two have a rich history of fooling about and wasting precious paper. And Kanda, you don’t fight with Allen, too, get it?
Kanda: What the—That’s up to Beansprout, isn’t it?
Allen: HUH!?
Reever: OI! (sweating) Come on! They’re really at our throats with the word count this time, so work with me, for heaven’s sake!
Q1: How popular is Section Chief Reever with the ladies of the Order, romantically?
Reever: Eh?
Lavi: Don’t “eh” us, Section Chief. Come on, man, get a grip!
Reever: Ah, nah. I was thinking it’s a question for Kanda or something…Huh? Me!? You’re talking to me? (sweating)
Kanda: Aren’t you overreacting?
Allen: Please, allow me! I know the answer! Section Chief Reever does have himself a fanclub!
Reever: WHAT!?!?!? (shock)
Lavi: For many a year, Jeryy was club president, and all was peaceful under his management. Then, everything changed when Bonnaire joined the club and began vying for the seat.
Lenalee: I’ve lost track of the number of times people ask me about Section Chief Reever, too. “Wonder if he has a girlfriend,” and all that jazz.
Allen: Well, I guess it’s to be expected. After all, unlike Lavi, Section Chief Reever is handsome and unmatched when it comes to trustworthiness…Wait. Mr. Reever? You’re spacing out.
Lavi: Oi, back the heck up! Didn’t you just diss me in passing?!
Reever: M-my bad…Never thought I’d have anything to do with this topic, after all. Ah, guess I’m hopeless…Also, Allen! Lavi! Haven’t I warned you to watch the idle chitchat?
Allen and Lavi: Ehehe.
Lenalee: So, now that we’ve breached the subject…Do you have a girlfriend, Section Chief? (smiling)
Reever: Whoa, what’s up, Lenalee? You look so happy all of a sudden (sweating).
Lenalee: Well, we’ve never chatted about your love life like this before. I don’t know, it just makes me happy. Soooo, do you have one? Do you? You wanna know, too, right Kanda?
Kanda: Whatever!
Reever: Ah, nah. Well, now I don’t…but I had a girlfriend, once. Right! And that brings us to the end of this discussion!! Moving on!
Allen and Lavi: Aaaaaaaaaawwww! That’s it!?
Reever: Yeah, yeah. Shut up, the lot of you!
Lenalee: ……
Kanda: What’s up, Lena?
Lenalee: Well, just now, he looked kinda sad for a second. So, I just thought, could it be that it ended tragically? Maybe I shouldn’t have asked in the first place.
Kanda: As if them scientists are the oversensitive type who’d be depressed over such things. Don’t you worry.
Q2: Since when did you develop such a huge appetite, Allen-kun? After all, you didn’t seem to eat all that much back in your circus days.
Allen: In my circus days, it’s more like they didn’t let me eat rather than me not eating of my own volition. Then, later, when I was travelling with Mana, we didn’t have much money, so I had no choice but to put up with it. I’ve only been able to eat my fill after Master took me on, and he wasn’t that surprised by my appetite.
Reever: Well, General Cross probably had known Parasitic type exorcists are voracious eaters, after all. And since you were starved like that at such a young age, it took a toll on your growth, didn’t it, Allen?
Allen: Hmm…Yes, I definitely was tiny back then. Although I did hit this growth spurt when I was around thirteen. What a relief it was. And, someday, I would surpass Kanda and Lavi, as well.
Kanda: Wha—Is that so, Beansprout?
Allen: Mwahahaha! How I look forward to the day I would look down upon you, Kanda.
Reever: Cut it out. You cut it out right there (sweating).
Lavi: Could be that Allen’s past trauma is the reason he’s so strongly fixated on food even before he became active as a Parasitic type.
Lenalee: The General made sure to let you eat as much as you needed, didn’t he?
Allen: Well, it wasn’t exactly Master who let me eat, actually…his lovers, more like. The good misses were all extremely wealthy, you see.
Lavi: Man, I’m jealous. The man was living the dream, he was.
Q3: Does Allen like Lenalee romantically? Or is she simply a dear friend?
(T/N—Aight I know I was screaming at Lenalee and Allen featuring together earlier but now I wish one of them wasn’t here because how would we get an honest reaction out of them both now come friggin’ on gaaaaaaaaaargh gurgle gurgle)
Reever: Oh, there’s also the same question for Lavi and Kanda in the pile as well. Alright, lads. Step right up and take turns enlightening us.
Allen: Y-ye-ye-ye-yes??? (Blushing deep red)
Lavi: Oi, Reever! How come you get to dodge this and we don’t, you cheater!!?
Kanda: What a load of bullsh*t……
Lenalee: I love all of you guys (T/N: Agh, f*** me dead, lass!). Aren’t you guys the same…?
Allen: Of course, I love you, Lenalee! You’re my beloved…family, after all. (T/N: After I’m done with this IMMA GO KILL YOU, HOSHINO!)
Lavi: M-m-me too! I love you, too!
Kanda: Ugh. More bullsh*t.
Reever: So, you guys don’t like her as a potential romantic partner?
Allen, Lavi and Kanda: NEXT!! NEXT QUESTION!!! (sweating)
Q4: What is Tyki’s type in women?
Allen and Lavi: THE HELL WE KNOW!!!
Kanda: Reever, choose decent questions, will you?
Reever: Nah. This isn’t me. Hoshino chose all these!
Allen: Whooooo~caaaaaares! Really...
Lavi: Wait, but isn’t he quite obsessed with Allen? Could it be that Allen’s his ty—(and that is when Allen let him have a whack on the dome)
Reever: Oi, oi. Don’t start fighting!
Lenalee: Huh…so, he considers Allen-kun his type?
Allen: No!!! Really! Screw-you-Lavi-you-arse-what-the-hell-did-you-go-blabbering-all-that-crap-for-Oi! (seething)
Lavi: Mr. Allen! Language! Language!
Allen: Lenalee, please! It’s really not like that! That curlyhead’s just your regular old pervert.
Lenalee: But, Allen-kun, you’re…you must know you’re an androgynous, gorgeous young man. That’s why I’m so, so worried right now. Allen-kun…promise me you’ll be careful, okay…?
Allen: Er...Urgh…Alright…(I’m-gunna-freaking-kill-Lavi…)
Lavi: Eep. I sense murderous intent from Alleeeen~
>> Part 2
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oblivious-aro · 3 months
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Girl Talk (Prequel to Where the Sky Meets the Sea)
So the final chapter of Where the Sky Meets the Sea is almost finished. It just needs one more good read through.
But...
I kind of went full self-indulgent mode, and commissioned a really cool drawing to go with it, but due to some issues with the timing, the drawing won't be ready for a bit, and I want to release the drawing with the chapter, because it's really really cool.
I feel bad about the long wait, so I whipped up this little mini-chapter/prequel.
Thank you all for your patience, and please enjoy this rewrite of the conversation between Misako and Nya from the beginning of Skybound, named after a terrible line from season 8.
Enjoy!
Word Count: ~2000
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After nearly five straight minutes of concentration, Jay moved his bishop to block the advance of one of Zane's pawns.
As Zane considered his move, Jay’s focus drifted over to Nya, who was currently locked in fierce battle with some wooden training dummies on the deck below them.
She’d been on the warpath ever since they got back from the PSA shoot. The one she hadn’t been invited to.
When she arrived at the studio, wondering what was going on, the producer offered to shoot her doing a make-up tutorial.
Hence the destructive mood.
“Jay,” Zane said “I’ve finished my turn.”
“Huh?”
“That means it’s your turn.”
“Oh, right!”
Jay snapped his head back to the chess board. He was currently working his knight up the board, and in just two more turns he’d be in position to pull off a manoeuvre that might give him a chance of actually beating-
Wait, where had his knight gone?
Jay spotted the little white horse nestled amongst the cluster of all of the other pieces Zane had captured.
Jay let out a sigh.
It didn’t look like he was winning this game either.
“So what’s that? A hundred games to one?”
Cole's voice nearly made Jay jump out of his seat. He swore Cole hadn’t been this good at sneaking up on him before he became a ghost.
“Hey!” Jay said “The game’s not over! I can still win this!”
Cole glanced at the board.
“Sure you can.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do than standing around dissing my chess skills?”
“Actually, I have something really cool I wanted to show you guys!” Cole’s eyes lit up “Watch this!”
One second Cole was standing by Zane and Jay, and the next he had completely disappeared.
Jay didn’t notice Cole reappear behind him.
“Boo.” He whispered into his ear.
“Gah!” Jay instinctively punched behind him, his fist going right through Cole’s chest.
“Pretty cool, right?” Cole beamed once Jay had retracted his fist.
“Yeah, great new trick.” Jay said flatly, trying to rub the chill from his hand.
“Most impressive Cole.” Zane smiled “I’m sure this new ability will be a great asset in future missions.”
“And that’s not all,” Cole’s smile grew even wider “You remember the rest of you saw your future selves in that cave and I was all worried when I didn’t see anything? Well I guess it turned out I couldn’t see my reflection because future-me learned how to turn invisible, and not because I was a goner!”
“That’s wonderful news Cole!” Zane smiled, “You must be feeling very relieved.”
“Oh absolutely! I’ve been practically jumping for joy all morning!” Cole bounced on the balls of his feet “I’ll let you two get back to your game, I gotta find Kai and Lloyd and tell them the good news too!”
Cole practically skipped down the stairs in search of the other ninja.
“Well I’m glad someone’s happy about their vision.” Jay grumbled.
Zane raised an eyebrow.
“I would think you’d be more excited about finding out that our friend isn’t doomed.” he said.
“Maybe I’d be more excited for him if he wasn’t using his newfound abilities to try and give me a heart attack. Just because he’s not gonna die young anymore doesn’t mean that I want to.“ Jay moved a random pawn forward and turned back towards Nya.
“I’m sensing the vision you saw of you and Nya together in the future is on your mind?” Zane asked as he took Jay's queen with his pawn.
“Shh! Not so loud!” Jay reached over the board and covered Zane’s mouth, checking over his shoulder to make sure Nya and Cole hadn’t overheard.
Zane pushed his hand away.
“Perhaps it would relieve some of your stress to simply tell Nya about your vision?”
“Are you kidding? Nya would lose it if she heard about what I saw in the cave!” Jay sighed “She's already made it very clear she wants nothing to do with me.”
“Erm, if that’s the case, why have you been frequently making suggestive comments around her?”
“C-comments? What comments?” Jay asked nervously.
“Ever since our sojourn to the First Spinjitzu Master's tomb, your behaviour around Nya has noticeably changed. Especially in the last month, as the questions surrounding her love life have become more prevalent in the media.”
Jay groaned and banged his head on the table, making the chess pieces jump.
“Am I really that obvious?”
“Yes.”
Jay groaned again.
“I was fine until I saw that vision!” He rubbed his eyes with his palms. “I know Nya said she didn't want to get back together, but there's been this little spark of hope in me ever since I saw that we were together in the future.”
“Perhaps it would be better if you stopped your romantic advances and simply let things take their course. I can’t help but feel that pushing Nya in a direction she has expressed discomfort with will only achieve the opposite of your intended goal.”
“I know I should probably back off, but it's hard!” Jay said “Like, imagine if Pixal broke up with you, but you knew for sure the two of you would get back together. You couldn’t just sit there and pretend everything was normal, right?”
“If Pixal expressed a desire for a change in our relationship, I would respect her wishes.” Zane said indignantly.
“Never mind. You just wouldn't get it, it's different for you.”
Zane frowned and moved his rook.
“Checkmate.” he said with slightly more satisfaction than when he normally beat Jay.
“What?” Jay blinked “How'd you do that?”
“I pay attention.” Zane said smugly.
“Whatever.” Jay grumbled “Set the pieces back up! I know I can beat you this time!”
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“Show girls how to put on makeup!” Nya growled as she attacked the training dummy with steadily faster and faster hits.
Thwump!
Thwack!
“Maybe you’re the one who needs your face rearranged!”
Nya’s frustration completely boiled over and her limbs turned into a violent blur of fury.
Smash!
Smash!
Crash!
The arm of the dummy Nya kicked severed from the torso with a burst of splinters.
She panted a few times before pulling her arm back to attack the next dummy.
“Something bothering you?”
Nya stopped mid-punch and turned to see Misako closing the door to the captain's quarters behind her.
“Everything's been awful every since I became the water ninja!” Nya replied angrily.
“No one ever said being a ninja would be easy.” Misako smiled warmly.
“It’s not being a ninja that’s the problem, it’s how people act about the fact that I’m a ninja! I mean, have you seen the media! If I ever forget that I’m the only girl ninja, there’s a thousand friendly reminders in every direction!”
“Oh I'm very familiar with the feeling.” Misako nodded knowingly. “The Explorer’s Club was a useful resource for my green ninja prophecy research, but being the first and only woman to be a member was certainly an alienating experience.”
Misako cleared her throat before speaking in a haughty voice.
“Introducing Percy Shippelton, one of the most courageous members of The Club; Smythe Smith, discoverer of The Hidden Isles of the Anacondrai; and Misako Montgomery, the first woman in The Explorer’s Club!” She said.
“Yes! Exactly!” Nya practically yelled “Why can’t people just give me the same chance they give the boys? Why does me being a girl make them act so…so weird?”
“I’m afraid most men just can't handle the idea of not being the stars of the show. It's not fair, but unfortunately life just isn’t fair.” Misako smiled sadly. “And when you’re faced with one of life's challenges, you can either lie down and give up, or stand tall and fight back.”
Nya frowned.
That wasn’t really what she'd been hoping to hear.
“It feels like all I ever do is fight back.” She said “Isn't there anything else I can do? Maybe something a little more of a permanent effect?”
Misako only smiled sadly.
“It's like I said, life just isn't fair. Being a woman is like being a ninja, there'll always be another enemy to fight. But it's not all doom and gloom.”
Misako put a hand on Nya's shoulder.
“The opinions of some sleazy reporters and the frothing masses drooling over their tacky magazines don't matter. You know they're wrong, and I know they're wrong. No matter what they say, I know you're a strong, incredibly clever, amazing ninja. Don't let what some nosy strangers have to say drag you down. Focus on your work, and lean on your friends, the ones who really understand and support you.”
“Honestly Misako, I'm not so sure they do understand me.”
“Boys can be a bit dumb sometimes,” Misako laughed “But they're still your friends. They do want to help you, even if they don't always understand how to do it.”
“I guess so.” Nya shrugged “But it would be nice if I didn't feel so alone all the time when I was with them, you know?”
“They'll get there. But in the meantime, I'm always here to talk when you're feeling alone.”
Nya blinked.
It hadn't really hit her until now that she'd never had another woman on the team she could talk to.
In fact, Nya couldn't remember there being a prominent woman in her life ever since she and Kai had struck out on their own.
Nya wasn't sure how she felt about that.
“Thanks Misako.” She said.
“Anytime.” Misako patted Nya's shoulder. “Now, I'd better get back to my research. I've been looking through Captain Soto's old journals, and I just found the most fascinating entry on one of their rival crews.”
Misako bent down and picked up one of the dummies Nya had knocked over.
“Now, don't hold back. Attack the manikins with just as much ferocity as you would use on a real foe. That's the best way to be prepared for the battles ahead.” she said, giving Nya one last smile before disappearing back into the captain's quarters.
Nya stared at the closed door for a bit.
She half-heartedly kicked one of the dummies over before turning and walking away.
She was still full of anger, as well as a slew of other confusing emotions, but taking it out on the training dummies felt pointless.
It was nice that there was another woman on the team who understood what Nya had to put up with, and she was grateful that Misako had come out to talk to her, but her words hadn't exactly filled Nya with a lot of hope for the future.
Was she really going to spend the rest of her life knocking down dummies only for someone to keep setting them up?
Nya's musings were interrupted when she noticed Jay looking at her.
Perhaps his attention had only been drawn by the noise of Nya’s training exercises/rageful venting, but all of the weird comments Jay had been making the past few weeks flashed through Nya's mind as they locked eyes.
She had no patience for Jay right now.
“What are you looking at?” she snapped.
“N-nothing!” Jay yelped, turning back to his chess game with Zane.
Before Nya could get much farther, Wu came running on deck calling for all the ninja.
“Ninja! Come quick! There's been an emergency!”
After a quick briefing from Wu, the ninja were off on a mission to find out how Clouse had escaped from The Cursed Realm, and what he was up to.
Nya was glad for the distraction, as well as the opportunity to turn her anger into something productive.
Maybe after they'd taken care of Clouse, Nya's head would be a bit clearer, and she could have a more in-depth conversation with Misako.
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Aoba entered to Izana's sano library when kaiji saw him
"bluey chan"-Kaiji said a with joy,he meet Aoba in a modeling gig (and because sometimes he saw him in Izana's library talking with him)
and Aoba looked stunning and calm ignoring how kaiji called him he know Kaiji was aware of his identity as Bluefire but it not mind him (after all kobe division is not less bloody than other divisions)
Aoba gaved him two things
A lolita black dress and a rose bracelet
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"the dress is from me and the bracelet from Kururi she wish you a happy birthday but she's in the theater now and thank you for help me with the cosplay i planned wear in halloween"-he said and Kaiji nodded,in fact he helped Aoba with the cosplay of Hirst from record of ragnarok, although he is not much into crossdressing but Kaiji admited Hirst fits with him considering Aoba's bipolar disorder and mood swings that kaiji saw before
Aoba turn to izana and take from his bag a book,
"i know isn't your birthday but this is for you izana-san,is old but have value i hope you enjoy"-he said and Izana nodded taked the book
When Aoba out from the library kaiji noticed how Izana looked at the blue hair with a dreaming look
"ooh Aoba-chan,one day you will be mine and only mine and with it happen anything and anyone can us appart darling"-Izana said gigglint,his smile became a lascivious grin and had a blush thinking on the other librarian..his friend and his darling
But after say it izana noticed how kaiji hearded him and now he was looking him with surprise and a glow in the eyes
“….Kaiji don’t—“
“Holy fucking shit!!”
Izana cringed at his little brother’s crass words, his cheeks reddening-this time out of embarrassment-when Kaiji started laughing hysterically, leaning on one of the bookshelves to support himself. Izana didn’t even have the courage to shush him, he just sighed and covered his face in his hands, goodness, how embarrassing, for him to lose his composure like that and in front of his brother nonetheless, Izana prided himself on being able to control his…less than savory tendencies but there was something about Aoba that just left the librarian entranced, it was addicting and Izana couldn’t help but want more.
“Dude please, wipe that fucking look off your face, you look like you just busted a fat nut.”
Izana covered his mouth as he tried to muffle the sound of him choking on his saliva, giving his snow haired brother a fierce glare which made Kaiji giggle. “I have to say though, never thought I’d see the day you fall in love and with Aoba no less! That’s not a diss by the way, you got taste my dear brother.”
Izana sighed, hugging the book close to his chest and ignoring the way his heart sped up knowing that Aoba was just touching this book moments earlier. “Just…please, don’t tell anyone.” He softly pleaded and Kaiji patted his back in an attempt to comfort him. “Don’t worry, Iza, I could never stand in the way of a great love story in the making, just…be careful, will ya? You’re smart so I know you know that Aoba is way more than a pretty face.”
“I know.” He sighed out, a soft look on his face causing Kaiji to roll his eyes fondly. “Just let me know if you want any help, I’m pretty much a pro at this stuff.”
Izana raised a brow, silently calling bullshit. “Does that mean you finally have a partner-a long term partner-now?
Kaiji deflated slightly, actually looking sheepish. “Er, well…um..”
“I dont want to hear it, Kaiji”
“Fuck you too then, damn!”
Thank you for the gift!
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narciesuss · 1 year
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Season Two
Episode One: You thought bitch 🤪
WARNING! FULL DISCLOSURE! A message for your sensitive ass! Don’t take my advice or anything I say seriously. This is all for shits and giggles. Why you trippin?
Press play 😏
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I don't wanna be carrying the weight on my shoulders
Death has come to me, kissed me on my cheek, gave me closure
Immortal by design, I'll be meeting you here every time
Back from the dead
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Sorry guys. I had to put some demons to sleep real quick. In the process I fell in love with a ghost, delusions, energy leeches, and a burden masked as a soul connection. Oh and I was trapped in the spiritual realm by this demon who was super into my wings, fucking weirdo.
Anyways!
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The Universe has blessed me with isolation. My circle is small and cozy now.
I’m not gonna lie, the way most of my past connections ended left me heartbroken and sometimes literally beaten 💔
I don’t wish any harm on y’all, but you made the decision to burn that bridge. You made your bed now sleep in it, slobber in it! It’s so funny how y’all keep coming back and I still don’t hear a sincere apology.
Please stay away with your negative vibes ✋ get help.
But if you really want to be lurking and keep up with me then…
Welcome to The Motherfucking Kassie Show 💜
Here you’ll find me glowing the fuck up! And dissing you because this is my blog and I’ll write whatever the fuck I want.
But yeah you can always find me here 🤗 not in your DMs, not watching your story, not asking about your dumbass, and certainly not at your front door. YOU will find ME here ✨ because that’s all the access you have.
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I can’t make everyone happy ✨
I’m just one of me 🖤 I can’t split myself into twos, threes, fours…
You don’t own me. I belong to myself and myself only.
If there is something I want you to take from all of this it’s self-love.
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Wednesday April 5th 2023 at 11:34 pm we had a Pink Libra Full Moon super charged with the essence of death and endings. I hope you all used this time wisely by cleansing and releasing what no longer serves you.
I sacrificed my every day journal/scrapbook/book of shadows and threw it into my Full Moon fire. I thought, I don’t longer think the same so I shouldn’t hold onto it. Shrug. Rough draft.
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Happy Easter my bunnies 💕
Repeat after me
I herby decree that my aura and chakras be cleaned and made pure
I herby decree that my soul and essence be cleaned and pure
I herby decree that my energy and power belong to only me
I call back my energy
I call back my power
I call back all that belongs to me. Anything that is no longer serving my best and higher purpose, I call back to me right now.
I demand peace for my soul
Repeat that shit every morning and every night before your pretty little eyes close for the day 💋
And!
I hope you’re setting those boundaries and walking in your true power. Claim it all because you’re going to need every drop where we’re going 🙃
👸🏻🤍
End Credits:
I wanna thank my coworkers for encouraging me to keep the series alive.
I wanna thank my cute dealer for being there through the ups and downs. You’re a real one 💚
I wanna thank my cat for doing the vibration thing that triggers the happy cells in my brain 🤓😺
I wanna thank the Universe for this glow baaaybeeeeee 😈
☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀
Next time on The Kassie Show!:
I interview your mom 😮‍💨
Jk
We’re talking about Angel numbers and spiritual downloads and your mom 🫶
Episode Two is up Monday April 10th
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diivergence · 2 years
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I’m honestly never one to get like really angry at the idea of someone having a different opinion when it comes to media that I particularly love. At most, I get hella annoyed, rant about it and continue on with my day. I don’t have the time or life energy to fret about someone having like a different opinion about something. So that being said, it really just... butters my biscuit when people say shit like this about Corpse Bride.
"Victor van Dort Sucks!!" "He should've had married Emily" "Victor is a jerk"
Like, I’m sorry bitch, but did we watch the same damn movie??
First of all, people making Victor out to be just as bad, if not worse than Barkis. Kindly stop. Victor deadass had the most realistic reactions to pretty much the entire situation. Like you’re gonna sit there and tell me that if you accidentally married a dead woman when you’re kicking it with someone else, you wouldn’t freak the fuck out and try to get back to the one you love no matter what? If you say yes, I’mma look at your ass sideways. Victor loved Victoria. He wasn’t just gonna drop her for Emily. I’m sorry. He stayed loyal to her till her heard she was marrying someone else and instead of trying to win her back, he lamented, but respected that, and agreed to marry Emily just to make her happy. He was going to throw away his happiness and his life so that he could make Emily happy, because he felt bad for hurting her feelings. He’s a good dude, dammit. Y’all leave my boy alone. He didn’t do anything wrong.
Ya know, on the topic of Victoria, STOP CALLING HER BORING. Kindly check your misogyny at the door, please and thank you. Victoria adored him. Their initial meeting, she fell for him playing for the piano and instead of interrupting him; she let him play. She tried to help and support him during the practice ceremony. When Emily takes him back to The Land of The Dead, she tries to rescue him, and escape so she can save him. She loves Victor to death (pun intended) and would do whatever it takes to protect him. I could honestly write pages about her as a character, but we’d be here all damn day... Point is, stop dissing her. Honestly, Emily's simps are like, so fucking annoying, and this coming from someone adoring the ground Emily walks on...No. He should not have thrown his life away to marry her. Victor should’ve had a happy and healthy marriage with a lovely woman that he adores.
“Victor and Emily had such good chemistry!! They should’ve gotten together!!” ...Yeah no. Not the point of the movie. Emily wanted to be a bride, but she also wants peace and happiness. Victor gave her that by keeping his promise to her. She doesn’t need marriage and a romantic relationship to be happy or have peace in her afterlife. Victor cares for her, and Victoria has sympathy and care for her as well by the end of the movie. Her memory will live on through platonic love from a happy couple that’ll get to live the dream she never got to have. Honestly? I would argue that Emily didn’t really want a relationship or marriage. She wanted happiness, she wanted freedom, and through her character arc she found that by herself. She found closure. The man that destroyed her is dead and won’t hurt any other woman again. The people she cares for a safe and will live a long happy life. She can find peace. The implications of slapping a forced love interest on that character would give them "happiness" is so allo it hurts....
“Emily DESERVES!! Victor!! Victor didn’t DESERVE Victoria or Emily!!” Shut the fuck up and stop acting like people are prizes. Holy shit, I hate this argument. So Victor is a bit of an anxious and nervous wreck. Some of y’all ain’t any fucking better, let's be honest! At worst, he’s clumsy and a coward, and the worst man in this movie literally prays on innocent and vulnerable women in order to still all of their money. Victor isn’t perfect, but he’s a decent guy who deserves to marry the girl he loves. Y’all stop being hateful. 
So yeah. Stop misrepresenting the main three please. The literal tag line of the movie is, “There has been a grave misunderstanding.” The key word being, “misunderstanding.” Emily, Victor & Victoria deserve better than their shitty parents gave them, and I want nothing but happiness for my babies.
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Isn’t it funny how Steven got called out for “eating expensive meals” yet Keith could eat $1,200 steak and have a whole show where he eats everything! Also, a lot of “expensive” meals people keep talking about came from worth it, when Buzzfeed paid for all the shit. Sure, Steven’s dish granted was a little like that, but nothing to that extent?? Just very funny to see all the hate going to watcher yet, try guys get praise. These people are too dumb to use common sense that they obviously changed the way they were going to announce their streamer once they saw the horrible way the “fans” were treating watcher. And to say “we would never do that to fans.” Bullshit. They threw watcher under the bus in that interview and it’s disgusting. Sorry for the rant lmao
hi anon thanks for the message <3 this is going to be a long answer 😭🙏
i think that the rolling stones article was definitely… odd? the “subtle” disses towards watcher were really interesting considering that the try guys definitely had to have taken notes from that whole situation before announcing their own streamer. although i don’t think that the buildup to the watcher streamer announcement was handled the way it should have been, the attacks on shane, ryan, and especially steven’s character was insanely and unnecessarily prevalent (and disgusting) throughout the whole situation and it’s odd that the try guys have received a polar opposite response. i’ve never been much of a try guys fan, so i can’t speak as an avid viewer, but after reading their announcement it seems almost (please note the keyword ‘almost’) exactly like what watcher did, just announced better.
the biggest point i want to make is that worth it was never just about the “we ate CRAZY EXPENSIVE FOOD and spent SO MUCH MONEY😱😱😱”, it was about highlighting the quality of small businesses and restaurants. throughout the whole watcher situation the most common point people were making was that “steven uses all of the money on eating insanely expensive food!! we don’t care about that content!!” but they were speaking on something that they either didnt watch or didn’t look into, because if you’ve watched worth it, dish granted, or eat like me, you would know that the price points aren’t the main focus at all. in fact, they’re maybe brought up once throughout an episode (besides worth it, but buzzfeed was paying for those ones!!).
all in all, the hypocrisy is upsetting, but i’m going to just remain chill with the fact that i am able to enjoy content that makes me happy and leave it at that.
tldr: racist/hateful “fans” aren’t fans, hypocrisy sucks but it’ll all die down, i’m just gonna chill and rewatch shit that makes me happy.
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Another post on Moon signs you can drag me for
Before we get into the actual thing, I'd like to say this post initially started as something else but ultimately, what I tried to put across is, sometimes Moon signs aren’t that easy to decipher. It’s easy to grasp overall characteristics of the signs and then learn how to identify their specific traits. But what people seem to forget it that Moon represents the deepest side of us & our inner world - it’s uncommon to really see someone’s side of it unless you really pay attention. Sometimes I’m surprised to see what someone’s Moon sign is even if I know this person well. Meaning, people usually hide that part of them - or they just simply process it internally and others can’t see their emotional reactions. It’s also uncommon for folks these days to fully express their emotional needs so it gets even trickier to pin-point their Moon characteristics. I don't think I have to mention this but, of course, your entire chart should be taken into account, as well as house placement, aspects. Personally, I like to also look at Moon's dispositor.
Let’s start from my friends, Gemini Moons, who, I feel, get a bad rep for not showing their feelings and scanning every emotion like an AI. Nah-ah. I know this one Gemini Moon whose immediate emotional reactions aren’t very cerebral in the sense of processing everything in the mind and intellectualizing it aka, what people like to label as being un-emotional. Instead her reactions are often fast (air energy) but physically expressed through Mercury (Gemini Moon’s dispositor) and Sun (overall identity) – she has them both in Aries. She’s a crybaby who can burst into tears in a matter of seconds. So she’s not something that would stereotypically be assigned to a Gemini Moon. But what I did notice is that all Gemini Moons tend to have this weird look on their face when they’re processing stuff. As if they were about to have a brain malfunction; they stop and have that specific worried look. They also like to either gossip or tell stories (either real or made up lol); they’re great with words - they can talk for hours if they feel comfortable with you. They just crave interaction and mental stimulation. Their quick reactions tend to make them effortlessly witty. Even if they’re a withdrawn Gemini type, they make up for it through social media and technology or just a quiet exploration. My shy Cancer pal with Moon in Gemini is now a brand/website designer and an instagram queen who travels the world. This is great energy for content creators in general. And don’t forget that Geminis need to have their fingers in many pies. It’s because they always have a backup plan… and they get bored easily so they need that chaos around them to feel at home. They like to have options in everything, which is kind of funny cause it’s hard for them to make up their minds and actually choose something. And they store a lot of information in their brains… I feel like it must be exhausting, no? 
On the other side of the axis, whenever I see someone with a Sagittarius Moon, I can immediately say “yup, a Sag Moon indeed” (probably thanks to my Sag stellium), meaning, they all seem the same to me. Sag Moons often find comfort in exploration - best if it’s literal travel. They always seem to need to free themselves from their surroundings, family, roots or their own culture to discover something new and exciting, even if it’s only in the imaginary words - through books, movies and other medias. Their happiness always lies somewhere else from where they currently are. Like, I think all Sagittarius Moons that I know have left their parents and went their own paths early on. And they have this yolo attitude. Just like Sagittarius Suns, they’re massive dorks, probably also obnoxious… sometimes in a REALLY annoying way. They’re either a) very wise and curious b) lil preachy and stuck up c) just plain dumb clowns with no filter. But they’re all funny. And they take things lightly, with a natural ease. This means sometimes they may offend other people just because they assume everyone’s as chill as they are; „relax! I was just kidding!” - that’s a phrase you’ll hear from them often… I mean, unless you’re a jokester yourself and you’re unmoved by their sarcastic or teasing words. They have somewhat spiritual or philosophical nature so besides making you laugh, be prepared for deep monologues. They want to believe everything will eventually fall into place. It’s also hard to bring them down - or I should say, it’s hard to make them acknowledge that they're feeling down - they always try to distract or cover it up with a joke, usually a self-depricating one. If Sagittarius Moon (or Sagittarius in general tbh) is telling you that they’re unhappy, then it’s serious.
I’ve noticed there comes a point in life for a Libra Moon where they just have enough. They’re too nice for everyone and one day they wake up and yell about how they have to do everything for everyone and everyone wants something from them and bLah bLah. Makes me think of when Bieber was this overly nice kid and then he was like “I’M NOT TAKING PICTURES WITH FANS ANYMOREEEE AAGhJFJFUWIUq”. Yup, a Libra Moon, everyone. They know how to charm and appeal to people, I think overall they’re easily liked by others. Sometimes it’s simply because they like to kiss people’s ass just to avoid being rejected. That’d be a Libra Moon’s nightmare. They like other people’s company too much. And they thrive in relationships and in a big circle of friends. What they hate is confrontations (like every other Libra placement omg). They may be good mediators when it comes to other people but if they’re involved in an argument they get sooooo passive aggressive. They just don’t know how to handle conflicts - it’s as if their nervous system wasn’t designed for emotional outbursts (because, you know, everything needs to be peaceful and harmonious Venus-style). A fussy or angry Libra Moon will suddenly get loud as they blame someone for something… and then they’ll leave the room cause they’re scared to even hear the other side of the argument. Or, alternatively, they’ll make a doormat out of themselves just to stay quiet and avoid causing any rift. And making decisions? I think it’s common for them to have two different romantic interests and feeling so dramatically torned between them *Alexa play Agony from Into the Woods*. Then when they decide, they have problems breaking the bad news to one of them.
On the other end we have Aries Moons. *deep breath* Listen, I think I’ve said enough about having Moon in Aries (or rather purely dissing it) but last time it made a bit of controversy so why not wreak even more havoc. I have a good description for this one: I will punch you but be gentle with me cause it’s easy to break my fragile heart. So basically, imagine putting Buttercup and Bubbles into one person. And honestly, I need to say this, women with this placement are just hot badasses, look at friggin Angelina Jolie. The queen of badass. The queen of hot. People say because Aries folks move quickly (literally and figuratively lol), they often get bored with whatever got them excited last week... or yesterday. Ha, yeah, right. You get their heart to open up and they’re going to have their eyes for you ONLY, like a lil puppy. Give us treats and we’ll build our world around you. But NOT in a clingy way by any means, we need our space and independence after all. My lil niece is an Aries Moon and ever since I started playing guitar with her, she became my #1 fan or something. That’s the energy. But we get easily bored with day-to-day stuff so yeah, there’s that. Innocent and clumsy yet raw in their emotions - so there’s potential to make mistakes sometimes (or a lot of times) or having this tunnel vision, like „I want this and I don’t care about anything else!”. And then excusing it with some „but the heart wants what it wants” crap (looking @ ya, Selena Gomez). They experience constant inner movement and turbulence that needs a physical outlet in order to feel satisfied. WE NEED PASSION IN OUR LIVES, OKAY?!?!?? now leave me alone
Aquarius Moons aren’t as cold as you might think. People like to describe them as if their Moons actually disappeared from their charts: dEtaCheD, uNeMotiOnaL, tHey fEeL nOtHinG. It’s just they don’t sit and dwell on things, they find solutions to the problems. If something doesn’t make them feel right, they just leave that situation. They do care about other people’s well-being, they’re very sensitive in that regard, they’re humanitarians after all. Yeah, they detach, but from their own emotions - in order to make sense of them. They may seem like snow queens sometimes (and this comes from an Aqua rising) but they’re really friendly and if you pique Aqua Moon’s interest, they’re going to be curious about you. They like new exciting things so if you’re cool enough, you have their attention. Usually they’re pretty progressive as well and can’t stand injustice. That’s why you’ll see them standing up for those who are in need. Uranian energy gives them a specific type of sharp intuition and wit. Idk they’re just cute in a quirky way. But this buzzing, fast energy is a great recipe for anxiety, over-thinking and frequent changes of heart. Similarly to Sadges, they need constant exploration and stimuli. Intelligent, people-oriented (but not people-pleasing! Look to Libras for that), individualistic. They definitely need their own space and independence. Their decision-making is fast and it’s easy for them to just say „screw it, I’m doing this”. My Aquarius Moon friend just casually decided that she’s moving to Turkey cause nothing in our city (or even country) seems interesting or helping her expand… So she was like, see ya suckers, I’m leaving.
Leo Moons shine from within. You’ll spot them from a mile away even if they’re on the shyer side. They’re all lil stars no matter their profession. Very expressive people & easily excitable. Art galleries, live shows, theater - they love a creative environment even if they don’t pursue that lifestyle themselves... One of my Leo Moon friends is an art junkie – suggest taking her to an obscure play at the local bar, a music festival, a weird museum – she’ll say yes in the blink of an eye. And she loves discussing these things. A Leo Moon may not see themselves as artistically inclined, but usually sooner or later they at least try dipping their toes in music, arts, acting, dancing... you name it. They’ll learn a simple 3-chord song on a ukulele and then play it to you in excitement. Imagine a lil kid making you a puff piece and being super proud of it. Sometimes they just need some encouragement. Remember, Leos feed off of praise, that’s their fuel. Doesn’t mean they’re all proud, egotistical people but what it does mean is that they need a lil assurance to gain their self-confidence. I lived with a Leo Sun/Moon for almost 15 years (who’s a musician btw so yeah, a classic creative Leo type) - he did have some issues lol but ego wasn’t one of them. Drama followed him everywhere but I’m pretty sure he disliked it himself. BUT, with that being said, I feel like Leo Moons tend to dramatize themselves internally. People say it’s something Virgos or Geminis would do - because of their tendency to overthink, but Leos can just go straight to a worst-case scenario in their heads simply because they exaggerate everything. So don’t be surprised to see a Leo Moon feeling down and anxious. On the bright side, be their cheerleader and they’ll give that to you in return. They need sparks and dullness kills their upbeat spirit. They need to feel their own heartbeat so the feeling of excitement is crucial for their well-being. Romantic, giving and kind. They’re fixed fire so once they’re set on something or someone, they give their all and are rather loyal.
I feel like my chart low-key tells me I should dislike Taurus Moons but I just want to melt in their arms and just stay there? Like, forever? Low maintenance but a bit slow-moving and stubborn. They won’t settle easily, at least not officially, so you need to have a lot of patience with them. They need 3 things to feel secure and at peace: physical stimuli, time and a stable place they know they can always come back to. And it’s not like all of them are total lazy homebodies, they may be active spirits & travellers but they are going to have a reallyyyyy nice cosy flat somewhere near their childhood place (gotta be be close to their moms, you know). Not necessary materialistic but they may have one thing that they collect throughout their entire life and they won’t. ever. get. rid. of. it. There needs to be at least one constant in their life - like you know when Elton John decided to go to therapy but one thing he stuck to was shopaholism? Very Taurus Moon of him. Also, they’re very affectionate. In fact, may have issues differentiating between affection and passion - this is actually something Taurus Moon and Aries Moon have in common. Pro tip - and this is in regard to all Taurus placements - don’t smell bad when you’re around them (I mean, don't smell bad in general, no one likes stinky people lol). They have a sensitive smell. Doesn’t help that they like to smell everything. EVERYTHING. I swear, Taurus, stop sticking your nose in every single thing!!! You don't need to know how that piece of utensil smells like. Jeez.
Scorpio Moon (shoutout to those who remember me accidentally calling them sporpio last time I made a post on Moons lol). I honestly don’t know what to tell you... I feel like all you hear about Scorpio Moon is 100% true, there’s nothing to debunk here. It’s the Moon of extremes. Prone to jealousy and surpressing emotions; severe trust issues; they’re instigators. I was low-key bullied by a few Scorpio Moons when I was in school so there’s that. Very secretive and private. Scorpio Moon will be like “I’m in control of the situation!!!!” and you’ll just look at them and think, yeah, right, looks like the situation is controlling you. But keep being in denial, sure. Like, don’t get me wrong, Scorpios in general can be TOTAL SWEETHEARTS OMG but ya’ll have issues. Even celebrities who have this placements... Think Beyonce or Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus... I feel like they have issues lol, especially with control and the need for everything to be perfectly the way they want it to be. To be fair, that’s probably why they’re all so influential and high status: it’s either their way or highway. They need constant reinvention; they’re the ones to wake up one day and decide they’re going through a spiritual awakening blah blah. They also like to talk about dark and shocking topics while having casual lunch with you... So like, be warned that you may end up with a depressed mood after talking to them for 10 minutes. And their mood swings... don’t even get me started on that.
I don't know where to start with Virgo Moons... I feel like they're very calculated and nit-picky but they're a lot warmer than Virgo Suns. I think I called them softies in my last Moon post. Very sweet people but prone to anxiety. You gotta experience seeing them having a heart attack over someone mixing bananas with milk or messing with their stuff that’s been put in a perfect arrangement. I saw a Virgo Moon once literally squealing shouting "YOU'RE GONNA RUIN YOUR LAPTOP WITH THAT SUPERGLUE!!!" Highly entertaining to watch, not gonna lie. Gordon Ramsay has his Moon in Virgo - it’s conjunct Uranus and Pluto so that’s an extreme but I think him being fed up with people over small inconsistencies in their food prep is a perfect example of this energy (btw his chart is hilarious, it literally explains EVERYTHING). They're VERY picky with their food as well, just as Virgo Suns tend to be. Like, they’ll only have a specific type of single origin coffee or they’ll be vegan or something. Self-critical over their work, which is a plus... except for when finishing a simple task takes them a few hours because they want to make it perfect. They take everything seriously. This of course doesn't mean they're total bores - on the contrary, Mercurial energy gives them witty approach and a talent for choosing the right words at the right time. Tho they can be a bit awkward or shy with it. Can be as bubbly as Gemini but the grounded earthy energy gives them more practical and almost nurturing nature - earth signs are providers after all and Virgo is the sign of service - helping others is like their second nature. I’ve noticed they often find comfort in devoting themselves to a choosen task - this is why if they pursue something, they’re really good at it. They’re also very likely to dissect their emotions.
I’m not a fan of water Moons in general but Pisces Moon is the best water Moon in my opinion. Maybe because I like Pisces overall. I think it’s like a tweaked Sagittarius Moon - just more internalized, withdrawn & gloomy. But unlike Sag, who has a tendency to be an adventurous optimist, Pisces likes to focus on the negatives instead. Obviously, they can be very upbeat, they’re Jupiter-ruled after all, but there’s somehing whiny about them lol. Just like Sadges, they dream big and have their standards put up sooo high but if there's not much active energy in their charts, they’re often too passive to actually fullfill any of that - or I should say, they’re stuck daydreaming about it, believing it’ll just magically manifest for them... OR they do everything with an apathetic approach. What I do like about them is that they’re funny. And really chill - sometimes to the point of coming off as confused or hazy. I feel like a lot of them would just love to sleep all day... or sit by the lake and just think about the world. Most of them are also compassionate folks - again, maybe a bit too much. Hey Pisces, you don’t have to take everything to heart, it’s okay. On the bright side, they have big imagination and the ability to disconnect and just create. I have a few Pisces Moons in the family: one’s that sleepy artistic type with grand visions, one is an asshole-ish but funny entrepreneur with a questionable work ethic and one is a witty IT guy who’s actually a workaholic and likes to shut in his own world of computers and numbers or whatever he does there... So there’s this factor of tunnel vision, escapism and, on the more negative side, being kinda iffy and almost addicted to the way they want things to be. Once they set their eyes on something it’s done deal…
My issue with Capricorn Moons is that they're often trying to be sooooo mature omg, like, loosen up a bit. It usually starts when they're in their later teens... They can be the most rebellious kid that likes to have fun and suddenly they'll be like "I'm too old for this ugh grow up" *judgmental stare*. My 18-year old niece once literally roasted my sister that she's in her 30s and still doesn't have her own place (well so do I so I guess she also indirectly roasted me as well???). And she was SO deadpan with it. Because she herself wants to be independent and start a family before turning 25. This is classic Capricorn Moon energy. They suck out joy out of everything lol. Of course, OF COURSE, it depends on the whole chart but I feel like worst-case scenario is that at one point in their life (or maybe even a few times throughout it) they go through a massive shake-up that makes them change their attitude and re-evaluate their structures. There's this multi-instrumentalist Yvette Young - she's a sweet, funny Cancer/Leo mix but her Moon is in Capricorn. She used to be a competitive pianist but the pressure that was put on her has led her to severe health issues. Like yes, she’s now an extremely talented musician - thanks to family’s expectations & a rigid schooling system (Saturn) but it did cost her a lot. She has recovered since then but I think it's a perfect example of this energy. It’s very ambitious and hardworking but emotionally demanding in the sense that you have to actually put your emotions aside in order to deal with the rest. Another thing, because Moon can be associated with family, there's often a weird dynamic surrounding this topic. I don't think I've met a Capricorn Moon that had a completely healthy and happy relationship with their fam or one of the family members. Or, alternatively, there can be a strong bond between one of them but usually created in the atmosphere of hardships.
Last but not least, Cancer Moons. I had three school friends with this placement and all of them made this sad, whiny face as they said „oh I don’t knoooow anymoreee”  when they were feeling torned or frustrated. To be fair, two of them are water Suns so for them, it added to the mushyness. All Cancer Moons I know are family people or better yet, baby people. One of those school friends is now a guidance counsellor, working with kids; the other turned her instagram into a gallery of her own child after she gave birth. So much kid content, omg. There’s also something very indecisive about them… or I should say, hesitant. They’re not very fast at making decisions. Also, what’s interesting, they’re kind of like walking libraries, they remember a lot – so they store a lot of information in their brains just like air signs but they process it in a completely different way – emotional, obviously. I think this also makes them hold grudges a lot. For them it’s more of a question of „how does it make me feel?” rather than „how valid is it?”. There’s certain stubborness in them in that regard because they don’t keep their minds open. It’s also hard for them to walk away from people and situations, like a crab pinching you with its claws – it won’t let go. Sensitive but not easy to open up; very protective of themselves and their loved ones & they tend to shut down in their crab shells. But they may crave connection and the feeling of belonging. Also very caring and with a big imagination. They’re very receptive of their environment so mood swings are a thing for them.
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request: how lucifer, mammon, satan, belphegor and diavolo react and find out about you having 'I now own your soul' under the terms and conditions of a webpage.
Lucifer:
While Lucifer is certainly busy all the time, and tries to balance it by having you in his study as he works, he can’t hide how tired he has actually been for the past 4 weeks.
All you know is that Diavolo has made the meetings more frequent and they are taking a toll on him
And since he means that much to you, regardless of if you wish to acknowledge it or not, you have to ask what is going on once he stands up and walks over to reach for another bottle from his shelf Lucifer does not drink that often and he certainly doesn’t try to avoid work by drinking.
Just what could be making him act this way?
“Lucifer, you have to tell me what is going on.”
He stands on his side of the desk just pouring another glass down.
Curse him for being elegant and showing his forearms while doing so!
And then he dares to look at you with full focus and furrowed eyebrows and he is about to say something and he looks like-
‘no. You are human.’
Fuck.
“Come on! You know I won’t tell anyone!”
He does trust you at least after so long.
"Very well. I will tell you since it has something to do with a human. If, by any chance, you spread the information, the price you pay will be a heavy one."
He can’t intimidate you that much but you know when he is serious.
"You see, recently, Diavolo has had more issues than ever with someone we like to call ‘code soul stealer"
“Uhn,, and that is?”
He takes a sip of his drink and holds the glass while looking at you.
“Apparently, a pesky human added ‘I now own your soul’ in their terms and conditions on a web page and some application. With this, they have stolen many souls and Diavolo has grown even more concerned these past few weeks since the page is just gaining popularity.”
Oh fuck, oh fuck. Thats you that he is calling a pesky human! You only did it as a joke because you saw a meme! It wasn’t supposed to make an enemy out of you to the prince of hell!
How are you supposed to tell Lucifer that? How will he react?
Maybe if you do tell him it will actually create more good than harm?
Or, you could hide it for the rest of your life and- no! The honest way with Lucifer is the best way. He trusts you enough so you have to trust him too!
“Lucifer...I am the pesky human you are referring to...”
He drops the glass. 
“I swear I had no idea souls were actually real and now I own a lot of them! O-On the good side I went viral 4 weeks ago so...oh, that is why you’ve been so busy....sorry.”
Lucifer says nothing.
He just falls into the chair in the most dramatic way you’ve ever seen.
He covers his face with both hands and groans into them loudly.
If you were not ‘code soul stealer’ you would laugh at him right now. But he has to figure out a way to protect you now.
Mammon:
You see, dating Mammon means that you two will bicker plenty.
However, it is usually silly stuff that you bicker about like; are gold or silver lines better on this cup of tea or not?
He just loves you too much to get into a serious argument with you.
However, Levi dragged you both to play a spy/heist game that just came out and Mammon cannot accept to lose such a challenge.
He is not proud that people call him thief, but he is proud and believes he has the skills to back up his many enrichment-plans
So the fact that you won against him for 3 times in a row is UNNACCEPTABLE under this dark, dark sky.
Mammon denies it all. ‘i went easy on you’; ‘I did it cuz you are happy when you win’ and ‘please, don’t you know who I am? I am THE Mammon!”
And while he is cute while bickering, sometimes it becomes unbearable.
So, you do what any normal human would: you challenge him by listing your biggest ‘heist’ ever.
“You don’t know who you are talking to! I have created a heist unlike any other! I have stolen a million souls so far! The DevilTV refers to me as – unstoppable soul collector!”
Levi left long ago so Mammon is standing there completely stunned with the stupidest look on his face so far. He kind of looks like a blowfish.
Still, he runs and puts a hand over your mouth and whispers:
“Don’t yell! We don’t want others to know that we run that business!”
Excuse him? Who is this –we- he speaks of?
“You will add your boyfriend to those plans, won’t you?”
Mammon will not let shock stand in the way of money or souls. You can explain to him how you managed that later but for now – just add him as your accomplice.
Satan:
You love your boyfriend.
You really, really do.
You love seeing him so excited and focused on finding clues to the newest Devildom mystery that you chose to let him have his fun by not telling him YOU were the one he was searching for.
And while you love him that much, you are about to ruin the whole game.
Why does he think it is appropriate to own 48 pairs of the same Sherlock Holmes outfit with THE UGLIEST MATCHING HATS YOU HAVE EVER LAID YOUR EYES ON.
First, he wore them in his ‘detective office’ only. Also known as the Lamentation house storage room for cleaning products. And that was fine, it was.
But then he started to wear them inside the house and in the garden. The saddest day was when a cat knocked the ugly hat off and ran away with it. Oh praise that cat! Praise the little paws!
However, he has gone too far.
He knows no bounds and shows no signs of stopping.
He started wearing the outfits OUTSIDE! In the middle of cobblestone paths of the main street while you were trying to have a nice date!
"Who knows where the soul snatching culprit could be hiding? I must wear this outfit everywhere to catch their clues. Trust me.”
That is it.
If one more iguana-looking-ass demon points their finger at you two and snickers as you walk past – he will have a rude wake up call.
How is it possible that he is trying to catch the culprit that is you but doesn’t pay any attention to you?
So, when you arrive home and he walks into the mop closet to add another unrelated photo to his crazy whiteboard as a clue – you tell him to sit down for a moment.
“Satan, honey, I have something to tell you about your soul snatching culprit.”
That definitely got his attention.
Finally! He is actually looking at you!
You lean down and gently kiss his head.
“I am the culprit you’re looking for. How does it feel to completely miss something right under your nose?”
He freezes up and throws a pen towards the whiteboard. It just bounces off and hits him in the back.
“You....you mean to tell me that,,, the biggest Devil Mystery TV phenomenon is ACTUALLY YOU?”
You are met with complete disbelief. Satan demands a detailed explanation on how you did it. He even tells you to use his whiteboard to retrace your steps!
...good luck...
Belphegor:
Will Belphegor ever actually publicly say that he has changed because of you? No.
Will he ever actually admit that to other brothers besides Beel when they’re talking in the late hours of the night in their room? Oh, absolutely not.
Will he tell you? Yes.
Yes but.. He will leave something out.
Sometimes Belphie looks at how you smile and remembers things that make him famous in this realm.
Yes, he is one of the most powerful demons and yes, he has a reputation of rebellion and the biggest steak of unattendance in RAD but
He is also a fairly famous scholar.
His papers and research are cited on the regular.
But when you smile and say a witty joke – he remembers that most of them focus around him proving just how dumb or naïve humans actually are.
But, you’re human and he hopes that you never see those.
Except that you do.
Because he is so famous it is no surprise that while looking for research papers to reference for your next assignment you saw his name while browsing through
And while you love him - you will not allow him to just diss the whole mankind.
So, you grab one of them from the library. Walk home, go to the attic while he is napping and open it up, putting it right on his face.
It takes a couple of seconds but he feels something is wrong and his hand reaches for it.
When he pulls it away, he is met with his thesis that was further developed from the seduction speech class assignment.
It sets it up as: ‘Seduction speech as a matter of blatant deception that humans always fall for but could never recreate.’
You are not even that mad at it to be honest.
But proving him wrong is always fun. And little does he know about your biggest secret ever.
“I will cut right to the chase and say – fix your bangs I want to see the way your eyes look when I tell you this!”
“I wonder who messed up my bangs with the academic paper in the first place?” is what he replies but his hand is already on his forehead.
“Whatever. Prepare to be amazed! I am the one the elders of the devildom are always ranting about on TV! Yes, I am the ‘pesky little human’ who is stealing away ‘edible’ souls! How is that for your thesis now? Is that not true deception?!”
He likes your smile still. You’re standing in front of the bed looking at him with sparkling eyes and clenched fists while striking a pose. It is silly really but he smiles.
Because you are.
And while he will ask you a bit more about that claim, he is just happy to know that maybe his next academic paper (which everyone eagerly awaits) will be tad more positive to your kind.
Diavolo:
You got an urgent call from Barbatos.
On the doorstep he told you that Diavolo needs you in his study.
What could you do that Barbatos can’t and will help Diavolo? Does such a thing even exist?
You walk inside of his office and are pretty sure Barbatos did not want to go inside because of the fact that a rat could be hiding under the mountain of papers that are all around the room.
Usually, Diavolo immediately stands up, lights up the room with his smile and stretches out his hands for a hug.
Now? He hears the doors open and looks at you with a weak smile while his head is resting on his elbows from behind the desk.
He has never looked worse.
“Barbatos said you called for me?”
You are unsure where to begin with this so you state a fact while thinking of questions to ask.
“He has? I have done no such thing?”
Great. Now both of you are confused.
“Can you tell me what is going on?”
Diavolo sighs and his smile is still nowhere to be seen.
“The elders have been so annoying lately. I understand that the biggest threat to the Devildom and everyone’s life here still has not been identified but there is nothing I can do except search!”
Just what threat is that? What could be making Diavolo so miserable?
“They keep comparing me to my father without actually offering any ways of fixing this!”
“I will try to offer some way if you tell me what the threat is!”
There you are, making a grand exclamation and promise while trying to avoid papers on the floor. Diavolo sighs again.
“A human is ruining our business! They somehow set up a page that allowed them to own souls by consent in some application under the terms and conditions. I mean, this has never happened before! Humans were never expected to think of that or have access to such means! And the name they used was fake. How am I supposed to find them and then burn them in the darkest pits of hell as the elders want me to?”
You stop trying to avoid the papers.
Did...did he just say darkest pits of hell? Did he just say the elders want YOU burned?!
How are you supposed to fix this? It was a fucking joke! You did not imagine this could ever happen!
“Diavolo you promised you would protect me no matter what, right?”
His eyes are serious when you say that. “Yes. I will. Is something amiss?”
“Diavolo.... I am the enemy your elders want to burn.. PLEASE DON’T LET THEM! MY SKIN JUST ADJUSTED TO THIS TEMPERATURE!”
Diavolo looks at you and laughs like never before. It is cute, it is childlike. His laugh finally lights up the room.
He thinks you are joking.
He thinks you are joking and abruptly stops once he realizes that you did not join in on the laugh.
You were just trying to crack a joke and make him feel better, right? There is no way that is true, right? But judging from your reaction he knows it is.
So, he grows serious once more.
He runs to embrace you.
“Please tell me you are willing to make a compromise because the elders do not care about how your skin adjusts to the temperature.”
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Can I be greedy and ask for all of the boys ? And any characters you have strong opinions on? Pretty please? With lots of cherries and chocolate on top? ( for the ask meme ofc)
Anon, I'll finish up all of the boys in the Chain just for you. And trust me, I have an Infinite Amount of Strong Opinions. You have no idea how Opinionated I Am.
If anyone is coming in late to this, here are the boys I have done already and a short summary of my thoughts (click the hyperlinks to get the full Opinion):
Warriors: he's best when he's the trashy anti-Link, and I like him so much
Twilight: kind of boring, but I have a soft spot for him anyway because you never forget your first
Wind: should have been aged up a little so that he can have that identity crisis I'm craving
This... gets long. Really long. 3-hours-of-work-long. Before you read, please note that even when I speak negatively about something, it’s not to diss anyone who does like the thing. I’m not vague posting or being passive aggressive. This is all written in good humor and good faith. 
That being said, let’s a-go!
-Sky-
What I love about them: He has one of the best character arcs of all the Links. I love that he starts off being lazy and kind of a jerk, but grows as a person because he wants to save his friend. And I love that he's truly the most courageous Link. He has no other successful hero of past or legacy to lean back upon to reassure him. He walked into that fight with Demise with no assurance from anyone that he would succeed. Yet, he does it anyway. Because he's a true hero and someone had to be one. And he's rewarded with a curse that he does not initially take seriously. He thinks he's saved everyone, yet he's cursed his spirit, possibly his bloodline, and his entire legacy of the kingdom of Hyrule into a doomed cycle of destruction. All because he dared to face evil incarnate. I love him.
What I hate about them: You know how I called Twilight boring? I should have saved that critique for Sky. LU Sky is actually the most boring interpretation of his character. All of his negative traits? Gone. All of his positives? Also gone. He's the blandest version of himself, and like Twilight, I now feel like I gotta add some spice to him to make him more interesting while still keeping him recognizable. Even so, he's still one of my favorite Links.
Favorite Moment/Quote: When he kicks Twilight's ass at sword fighting. That's stuff is *chef's kiss*
What I would like to see more focus on: You would think that there would be more angst out there about him realizing that he's actually been cursed, but it's still kind of hard to find. He's the Cursed Knight! The beginning of a terrible legacy! Imagine meeting a bunch of heroes for the first time, and instead of being relieved at having someone who understands your experiences, you're filled with horror at realizing that your victory was a false one. You didn't win. Your spirit will never be at rest. Imagine dealing with that realization for the rest of your life. You could never be at peace.
What I would like to see less focus on: I love that he loves his wife, but he's more just the fact that he's married, y'know? I would like to see a little less blind devotion to Hylia and Zelda, and more complicated feelings about being manipulated into being the hero.
Favorite pairing with: Sun/Link/Groose OT3! I have no reasoning behind this other than I like Groose and Groose definitely had a crush on SkSw Link.
Favorite friendship: I won't answer Groose again even if I want to, so I'll say Warriors. I cannot begin to describe how elite this friendship would be if you gave it a chance. They're just two boys dealing with unique positions of leadership and responsibility. They would probably even bond over being shitheads at different ends of the shithead spectrum. It's so good, okay?
NOTP: Ghirahim. I'm not too adverse to this one, but the ship hinges on whether you can redeem Ghirahim or not. In my opinion, Ghirahim is awesome because he's such a fun villain. Redeeming him ruins the fun.
Favorite headcanon: I have a whole life story planned out for Sky. Basically, he lives to be close to 500 years old by the power of the Triforce. He is the Link throughout the Era of Chaos who banishes the Dark Interlopers to the Twilight Realm and seals the Triforce in the Sacred Realm. He actually seals himself in the Sacred Realm as well to keep the Triforce safe, and he fought Ganondorf in when he broke in. Sky, like Time and Wind, does not get a happy ending.
-Four-
What I love about them: Four is origin of the heroes of Hyrule being known for being children. What a legacy to leave behind. He's such an interesting case of an incarnation of the Hero's Spirit, too. He fought Vaati, and he did his job so well that Demise's next incarnation had to be Ganondorf. Four did his job the best out of everyone, and it came at the cost of creating a magic sword that changed him permanently. I like to think that the Four Sword was not meant to split him, that it was a mistake he made with the design. And it's sad, isn't it? You made a defective sword, and like any good sword, it has a symbolic double edge. It gifted you with so much, and yet he can never be the same again. And his story is never well-remembered because it is overshadowed by the Links who fought the King of Evil. He's does so much, yet his legacy is underappreciated.
What I hate about them: I want to prepare you for this Opinion, because I know it's unpopular. Are you ready? Okay. I don't like the Colors. I'm sorry. I want to like them, but they don't interest me at all. Because they are parts of Four’s personality, they have to be one-note archetypes which does not make for exciting storytelling. I also haven't found a fic yet that has been from Four's POV that did the internal monologue of the Colors in a way that wasn't a pain in the ass to read. Maybe if someone can figure out how to do the Colors in a way that doesn't feel like a drag, I would like them more. But in the end, I think Four himself is more interesting than the Colors.
Favorite Moment/Quote: The fact that he didn't want to touch the Master Sword because he doesn't trust magic swords. That is every I need to know about his opinion on his own adventures.
What I would like to see more focus on: I want more of Four as Four. It's getting harder to find content of Four being his own person first and the Colors second.
What I would like to see less focus on: Four being the Colors first and his own person second. There is something about viewing Four as this cover identity for the Colors that doesn't feel right. There's a balance that needs to be strike between his ability to split, how that affects his every day life, and his own identity of being Four. I think I may have read one fic that hit that sweet spot for me, but still.
Favorite pairing with: Shadow. I'm such a sucker for befriending and falling for the enemy. That is all.
Favorite friendship: Dot! Their friendship is super cute. I like the idea of them being super close when they were younger and struggling to keep the friendship going as they age due to how much their paths in life diverge.
NOTP: This isn't necessarily a Four or an LU problem, but people who ship the Colors together? Bro. C'mon.
Favorite headcanon: I'm torn between two different Four and the Master Sword headcanons. On one hand, Four thinking that the Master Sword is just legend until he meets Sky and everyone else is just a fun idea. He sees the legendary sword for the first time and his mind is blown. On the other hand, I also like my Four with a side of hubris. What if he had the option on his quest to draw the Master Sword himself? What if he could tell that if he did that, the consequences would be terrible. He's not sure what would happen, but he knows it would be terrible. So he decided to make his own sword instead to disastrous results. Wouldn't that be tragic or what?
-Time-
What I love about them: Last winter, I did a two hour powerpoint for my friends about the Legend of Zelda timeline. During that powerpoint, I was rating every iteration of Link. What I said about the Hero of Time then holds true to my thoughts of LU Time now. Time is the original Link, more so than Sky in the lore and Legend/Hyrule in real life. Every other hero is a reflection of him. So the fact that his story is about the loss of childhood and the tragedy of that is incredible, and you can see those themes reflected in every other game. Moreso, he’s the only Link with a confirmed tragic ending. Not only does he end his life unsatisfied, but his adventure is failure on every timeline. In the adult timeline, Hyrule is swallowed by the sea. In the child one, Ganondorf returns again. In the fallen timeline, Hyrule fell. I like the idea since that the games themselves are the legends that are past down about each hero, Hylians have also remembered Time as a tragic figure. Yet, they also remember that the happy moments for his life come from small acts of kindness. Even someone as sad as him finds joy in helping others, even if it’s just to small deeds that will not be heralded as grand heroic quests. It’s beautiful.
What I hate about them: This is more about Mask than Time, but Mask is not an adult in a child’s body. He did not rewind time in Termina enough to be considered mentally an adult. He’s a young teenager at best, and that’s me being generous. He is a child who was forced to be an adult and despite the gods being done with him, he cannot conceive of ever having a childhood again. So he can say all he wants that he’s an adult, but he is not. That’s just what he thinks he is.
Favorite Moment/Quote: Anytime we get a flashback to him being a younger adult is great. I want to see more of his in this his early adulthood.
What I would like to see more focus on: I think I just want more of Time being... not a bad leader, but being an imperfect one. I honestly think he’s only the leader because he’s the oldest and enough of the heroes recognize the title of Hero of Time. But he is not the leader type, and he is struggling to keep it together and has to defer to Twilight and Warriors for help a lot. 
What I would like to see less focus on: I’m not the biggest fan of Dad!Time for any of the Links. He’s not emotionally ready for it. And I think he defaults to treating the boys like adults because that’s how he wanted to be treated when he was their age. 
Favorite pairing with: Malon. He has this great partnership of equal respect with her and it’s just. So good.
Favorite friendship: Linebeck. I know. This exists only in my head. But if these two ever meet, you cannot convince me that they would not get along swimmingly. It would be so good (once Linebeck gets over his crush on Time and stops hitting on him, of course).
NOTP: Child Timeline Zelda. Let me explain: I fully believe in Bi Time supremacy, and when in OoT, he definitely had a crush on Sheik. However, one of the worst parts of rewinding time and being in the child timeline is that Zelda is a completely different person now. They may have been friends in the other timeline, but her life experiences are completely different now. She is not the same person as he once knew. And it’s tragic to know someone as who they could have been, not as they are.
Favorite headcanon: After Termina, Time spent a lot of time with the Nabooru because out of everyone he knew, she’s the only who took him seriously even as a child. She has big older sister energy, and he considers her a part of his family. However, being treated as such made it easier for him to ignore his issues and put off his healing process by a few years.
-Legend-
What I love about them: Veteran of Heroes! What a freaking title. I love that he keeps on finding adventures, and that he keeps hustling. Even if he complains about never getting a break, you can tell that he loves helping others. He loves being on the road, never settling down, and finding adventure after adventure. Honestly, if any of the Links had a calling to be a hero, it’s him. Is he tired? Sure. Is he a little jaded after having saved Hyrule and a bunch of other kingdoms multiple times? Yes. But at the end of the day, he likes being a hero. This is who he is. His complaining is not genuine; he just plays the martyr because, at this point, he’s earned the right to.
What I hate about them: If you can’t tell by now, I have a, uh, different interpretation of Legend from popular canon. Fandom Legend is not right to me. He is unrecognizable. It is hard to write him because I feel like I have to balance what other people think Legend should be versus how I think he is. The people who are big Legend enjoyers probably feel the same way about my version of Warriors, and that’s fine. I’m not going to gel with every character and I don’t expect everyone to gel with how I see characters either. It’s goes both ways, y’know.
Favorite Moment/Quote: I like how subtly he tried to approach the Wolfie problem at first, trying to ask questions and get more proof before confronting Twilight. It’s a good touch.
What I would like to see more focus on: If I had to choose one thing, it’s this one throw away line about him never wanting to settle down. I’m telling you, folks! He likes his lifestyle! And did you see him when he does presenting the origins of the hero? He’s not bitter about being a hero! Legend is moody, but he is not angsty about the whole hero thing. Have fun with him please!
What I would like to see less focus on: If you can’t tell by now, Legend is my least favorite Link. There is a lot I want to see less of, but just to name one thing, it’s the headcanon that Fable is his sister. I live and die by common born Link, and whether he’s a legitimate heir or the royal bastard, I am more than bored with the persistent Prince!Legend content.
Favorite pairing with: Marin. It’s a good tragic story and I like it well enough. She’s cute, and he’s cute with her.
Favorite friendship: Warriors. I’m with everyone else on these two have peak sibling energy. They tease and pick on each other, but only they are allowed to mess with each other. They’re each other’s bully, and it’s always good to see.
NOTP: I do not have enough energy to have a lot of strong opinions about Legend’s romantic relationships, but I will mentioned that I have lost a lot of love for Ravio recently and am liking seeing him with Legend less and less. I have no better reason for this than the fact that I finally played ALBW and hate how many of my hard earned rupees he’s taken from me by withholding important, lifesaving items. Rat bastard.
Favorite headcanon: Remember my headcanon about him being the coolest bad boy folk hero on the block because everyone thinks he kidnapped Zelda? Yeah, I still stand by that one. I did good there.
-Hyrule-
What I love about them: If there is any Link that I would call a gutter rat, it is this one. I struggle a bit to talk about Hyrule since his games gives us so little, but in the end, I always fall back on him being a hero of the people. He is the one who has nothing and relates the best to people who are at their lowest. Yet, he is still a hero. He earns the right to be a hero because he helped Impa in her time of need. He’s selfless and competent. Even if he never got a traditional education, I bet he’s wicked smart too. He is the Link that symbolizes all of the parts of the Triforce the most. And, god. I cannot talk about him without mentioning the blood sacrifice part of LA. It’s such a cool concept, and I cannot imagine what it must be like to go from being the rough and tumble, win-at-all-costs fighting to protecting yourself first because if you don’t, the consequences are disastrous. It’s paradoxical, and it must be such a different mindset to fall into. But it must also be a blessing in disguise since now he has a reason to finally care about himself.
What I hate about them: Who started the Hyrule is innocent headcanon? Come over here because we need to exchange some words. If there is anyone who would be a realist and know how the world works, it’s this guy. And while we’re here, who came up with the Hryule is always lost headcanon? I also have some words for you. And you know what? WHILE WE’RE HERE, who let him be named Hyrule? I’m have more than choice words for you. His name scheme is the bane of my existence and the express reason why I don’t write him more. God.
Favorite Moment/Quote: That one panel where he takes utter delight in Warriors hiding from his scorned lovers? That is a central pillar in my understanding of Hyrule.
What I would like to see more focus on: Again, his relationship with other people. Even if his games are lacking in NPCs, we know from lore that he’s a good guy who will jump in to help others. He must know plenty of people, and I want to see who exists in his world with him. 
What I would like to see less focus on: I have an on-going joke with my brother that certain characters are Catholic, even if Catholicism does not exist in the world of the thing we’re watching or playing. Of course, we’re not being serious. we’re just joshing around. So imagine the gut punch I feel whenever I see people say Hyrule is Christian and realize that they’re being serious. I just can’t take it seriously.
Favorite pairing with: Aurora. It’s cute and I’m a sucker for that hero and royalty dynamic, especially when the hero is a peasant. It’s so cheesy, but I love it.
Favorite friendship: Legend. But not the way everyone else pairs them up as the grumpy one and the sunshine one. I think of it more as them being the pinnacle of boys being boys. They’re shitheads. They do stupid shit together. They both have a dark sense of humor. They joke that they’re practically the same person sometimes.
NOTP: uhhhhhhhhh.... Is he paired with anyone else?
Favorite headcanon: I love the idea that he just likes his way of life and refuses to accept anyone saying otherwise. Legend wants to teach him to read? Sorry, but he’s never had to read before in his life so he’s pretty sure he’ll never need it anyway. Want to participate in the treasured Hylian tradition of piercing your ears when you come of age? Why would he ever do that when a monster could rip those earrings off? He’s stuck in his ways and it frustrates everyone else to no end, but he has no interest in ever changing.
-Wild-
What I love about them: When I was 9, I spent my time online on Legend of Zelda forums. I remember one of my forum friends saying that they wanted a Legend of Zelda game where Link lost. And I think of that friend whenever I think about Wild. BOTW Link is the best Link that has ever been. He is the epitome of every trait we associate with any Link. He’s smart and sassy. He’s hard working and kind. But underlining all of that is the fact that he’s still the one who failed. If Demise’s Curse in SkSw is the set-up, the Great Calamity is the payoff. And I haven’t even talked about how confirming him as being non-verbal before the Calamity does so much for his characterization. I don’t even know where to start or how to articulate it. By game storyline alone, Wild is one of my favorites.
What I hate about them: You guys knew this one was coming, but I’m going to have to say it anyway. Fandom Wild.... not good. I’ve said it for half of these boys so far, but god is it true. I have a way I see Wild that is rarely done in the fandom. Fandom Wild has a lot of the traits I also see in Wild, but to all of the extremes. I will mention one thing in particular as being a pet peeve, and it’s how some people headcanon him as always being nonverbal. I know what they’re trying to do, and I think they’re on to something, but they’re also missing the point of what BOTW Link’s character arc is. I just wish more people would forget fandom and work more off of the games for how to characterize him.
Favorite Moment/Quote: Weirdly enough, my favorite moment is when he got mad at everyone for making fun of his Gerudo outfit, so he dumped Goron Spice in his cooking. It’s encapsulates a part of his character I think a lot of people forget about.
What I would like to see more focus on: I think he has a really complicated relationship with his past. He said himself that his old self felt like a different person, and I think that should be explored a lot more. That idea actually fascinates me so much that instead of CTB, I almost wrote a character study fic about Wild. His emotions are not as simple as feeling guilty about letting his friends die and not preventing the Calamity. His emotions would be so complicated and because I don’t have the time to explore it, someone else needs to do it for me.
What I would like to see less focus on: There is a weird fascination with Wild having memory loss and essentially being like a kid again. And this feels infantilizing to me. It honestly bugs me a lot every time I see it.
Favorite pairing with: I can’t decide between Zelda, Mipha, and Revali. They’re all different dynamics and they’re all good.
Favorite friendship: Paya. I firmly believe that Paya is Wild’s best friend. I am the only one in the world who believes this. But I am also the only one in the world who is correct. 
NOTP: Wild is good with everyone. Good for him!
Favorite headcanon: An essential scene of my Wild character study I will never write is one where his horse dies. He goes into shock and walks back to Kakariko to talk to Impa. But once he goes to her, he breaks down in tears and has an absolute melt down over the horse. And Impa sagely says, “It’s not about the horse, is it?” She’s implying that he’s actually mourning the loss of his friends, Hyrule, his life, everything-- but through his tears, he keeps tell her that she’s wrong. He barely remembers them. He doesn’t know them. He doesn’t have any feelings about them. He just really loved that horse. But Impa refuses to listen to him, just repeating over and over again: “it’s not really about the horse.”
And that’s it! That’s all of my opinions! I know a lot of my opinions are polarizing, but everything I said is in good faith, and I am not trying to diss anyone for how they approach these characters.
I welcome you to send me your Opinions on the Links, even if it’s just to disagree with me. I’m cool with it, and I like knowing what everyone else thinks!
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ducky-died-inside · 2 years
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Hear me out, the Triplet AU but with reader as a Gen Z. In short, a little SHIT running around Encanto causing CHAOS everywhere they go. They’re probably worse that Carlos and Camilo💀
So it’s just a sassy 15 year old reader and them just kinda dissing tf out of everyone cause why not.
They can be pretty dumb sometimes, like them saying a word and tell that it’s something (country name) people use to tell the weather or something, when in reality it’s pretty different.
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Another example:
Imagine them seeing some dude with long beautiful hair.
“Hey missy, d’ya see some emo version of Camilo running around but with a maroon ruana?”
“Huh?! Who are you calling a girl?!?”
“Woah holy shit!! Judging by your voice, you’re either actually a dude or some really buff lady like prima Luisa.”
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THEY WOULD DEFINITELY CHEER WHEN A FIGHT HAPPENS IN ENCANTO
“WHAT TF ARE YOU DOING?? PUNCH HIM!!”
“NAH BRO LOSIN—”
“Y/N.”
“Sorry Abuela.”
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You can do scenarios if you want! It’s my first time requesting something in Tumblr, I just downloaded 4 days ago and I really love your writing! I was too shy to request but I did anyways.
If you are going to do this request, please don’t rush and take your time making this! Thank you!!
Chaotic: Camilo x Fem reader (platonic), Carlos x Fem reader (platonic)
Summary: Headcannons and scenarios for these three, but you are chaotic instead of calm....
Genre: I honestly don't know
Notes: yesssss! Thank you so much, anon! I love writing for this au, and it makes me so happy that others like it too!You can shapeshift into animals and Camilo and Carlos can do people.Each break is a new scenario. M/E/N means male enemy name.
Warnings: SASS, fight scene, a bit of accidental misgendering
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Pepa smiled down at her three newborn triplets, a rainbow over her head. She looked up to her Mama, happy tears in her eyes.
"I guess triplets run in the family, right Mami?"
"Yes, Pepi. I'm sure they will be such good children, especially the little girl. Have you and Félix thought of names yet?"
Pepa nodded and looked back down at you three.
"Yes. We were thinking, Y/N for the girl, Carlos for the one that Bruno said would be a bit more mischievous, and Camilo for the last one."
"That sounds wonderful, Pepi!"
They continued talking and didn't notice Bruno in the corner. He smirked at his sister. He knew just how chaotic you were going to be, but decided not to mention it to Pepa. She needed a few surprises in her life anyway.
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You are feral. Out of the three of you, you would cause the most trouble and chaos for the citizens of Encanto. You played pranks on people and got your brothers involved. You never really got into fights, but you did help instigate them. Needless to say, you were a menace. Even though you were a menace, you would still do your chores and help out. Carlos may be a bit evil, and Camilo may be good, but you were a perfect mix of them both. Complete and utter chaos. Just how you liked it.
When you got your gift, that made everything a bit worse. With the gift to change into different animals, you came up with better pranks and just wrecked havoc on Encanto. Your brothers helped with your pranks, because they couldn't say no to you if they tried.
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You walked down the street and found Camilo doing his chores. He was sitting on a bench, entertaining a bunch of kids with a story, turning into different characters as he talked. You turned into a butterfly and landed on his shoulder. He didn't notice you for a while, so you got off and turned back into yourself.
You stood behind him and raised a finger to your lips, motioning for them to not say anything. The kids saw and giggled. Camilo thought they were laughing at him, so he kept going on with his story. You came up behind him and roared as you turned your head into the head of a lion. He jumped up and off the bench, turning into characters from his story out of shock while you turned back and fell on the ground, rolling with laughter.
He rolled his eyes at you, once he saw it was just you. He walked over to you and was going to help you up, but you were already on your feet.
"You just about gave me a heart attack, Y/N! I swear, one day, you will be the frigging death of me."
You just nodded.
"I know, but you love me anyway. It's not like you can do much else. You're stuck with me forever and ever."
"I know. So what do you want?"
You gave him a mischievous grin. He groaned and knew what was coming.
"So, I may or may not need some help for a prank that I'm pulling with Carlos."
"Don’t. You know I can't say no to you!"
"Exactly! That's the point! Nice to see you're finally catching on, hermano."
He just rolled his eyes and you made a big, over the top, gasp.
"THE AUDACITY! I can't believe my brother would dare roll his eyes at me!"
He chuckled and looked back at you, a glint in his eyes.
"So, what is this prank, dear hermana of mine?"
"Oh, this will be fantastic. I see Carlos and I have finally corrupted Mami's sweet golden child."
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You finished up buying a churro when you heard Carlos yelling at someone. A crowd was forming around them and you joined in. You made your way to the front, behind Carlos.
"Say it one more time, idiota."
You whispered to the person next to you.
"What happened with my brother?"
They whispered back.
"M/E/N said that you weren't a good addition to the Familia Madrigal, and that you never did anything useful."
"Huh."
You looked back at Carlos. He threw a punch at M/E/N.
"YEAH, CARLOS! HIT HIM HARDER!"
Carlos looked back, surprised to see you. He grinned and turned back to M/E/N.
"You heard her."
He swung his arm and hit M/E/N right in the jaw.
A loud, angry voice cut through the air.
"CARLOS AND Y/N! GET OVER HERE NOW!"
"Dolores must've ratted us out."
"Traitor"
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You walked through town, looking for Carlos and Camilo. They put something in your hot chocolate that morning, so you needed to get back at them. You saw a tall person with long hair and went to go see if they saw your brothers.
"Excuse me, Senorita, but have you seen a boy in a yellow ruana come by? He should be accompanied by a boy that looks more emo and wears maroon."
The figure turned to face you. Their voice was deep and it startled you.
"Who you calling Senorita?!"
"Whoa! Holy frigg! Judging from your voice, your either actually a guy, or just really buff like mi prima, Luisa!"
"I suggest you go with the first, thank you."
"I agree! Bye!"
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basilly · 3 years
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Can I get Wilbur X f! reader?
Reader is older sister to Tommy and already has a big YouTube channel on her own. Due to that, she helps Tommy with his career and that's the reason she meets his friends.
She immediately clicks with Wilbur and their friendly banter quickly turns to flirting, and yet none of them wants to admit it (reader had boyfriend, but their relationship was already falling apart (so you know, Wilbur writes his song about him)).
Tommy is angry and don't want his friend and sister to get together (ya know, jealous bby who wants attention lol), while his other friends try to set them up.
In the end they finally get together, after reader gets out of her relationship uwu
Angst with fluff please uwu
ofc!!
tommy’s sister & jared || irl!wilbur x reader
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. you were a bigtime streamer, with over 8 million subscribers on youtube and quite large followings
. your little brother, tommy, expressed interest in starting his own streaming channel, and you encouraged him with every step of the way 
“Alright chat, it is time for me to go, but I am going to raid my little brother Tommy, go check him out! Night!”
. you ended stream, but quickly hopped in a vc with tommy, curious to what he’s up to
“what’s up sisterinnit? thank you for the raid!”
“Nothing- oh do you have other friends in the call?”
“Oh- yea this is Wilbur Soot, Wilbur this is my sister, (Y/N)”
“Hi! Tommy talks about you quite often, like you’re his brother”
“Tommy have you been telling people you are my brother? Because I will cry.”
. you decided to hang around a bit more before you left
. you had also wanted to know this brotherly ‘Wilbur Soot’ character more
“So Sisterinnit- are you just as annoying as the child? I mean you are biologically related.” Anyone could hear the absolute smirk he had on his face.
“Idk Mr. ‘Wilbur Soot’, you are tommy’s friend- are you just as annoying and child-like like him?”
“Wha- HEY!”
“touche”
. from that moment on, you knew the two of you would become close and good friends 
. later on in streams, you would invite wilbur to join yours and vice versa, often jokingly going back and forth
“Well wouldn’t you know Mr. Musical- aren’t you in love with an e-girl? ;)”
“Shut up- at least I don’t have Tommy as my biological sibling.”
“Can you too stop talking for two seconds, geez it’s like you never shut up!”
“Hey! don’t diss tommy like that >:( I’ll beat you in geoguesser.” It was then you heard your phone ring.
“Sorry guys, i got to go- my boyfriend is calling... probably to argue again” You had only mumbled the last part, but you quickly left the vc.
. Wilbur had gotten slightly deflated when he heard of your boyfriend, not even realizing he had held these feelings for you 
. later that night, all you had done was argue with your boyfriend, leaving you upset and feeling off
. after a couple days, you felt better, and decided to take up Quackity’s offer to join their Jackbox stream
. to your delight, tommy and wilbur would be there as well
. when it was time for madverse city, you had gotten matched against wilbur
“Alright Wilbur- I don’t wanna see tears on your pretty little face once I roast you”
“I could say the same for you”
Suddenly, Quackity makes a statement “Dude you guys would make a great enemies to lovers”
“Yea they’d look great together” Tubbo had also chimed in. 
“Can you guys stop flerting in the middle of stream- back off my sister, she has a boyfriend” 
. the mention of your boyfriend had caused you to slightly flinch, but you shook it off and continued your smile for stream
. everyone had noticed the flinch and quickly got it trending
. wilbur noticed, and he felt a sense of happiness for some reason he did not know why- definitely not that your boyfriend did something to cause you to flinch though
. your boyfriend had actually gotten upset at you for talking with wilbur like this, he claimed you were flirting and being disloyal
“Stop flirting with him! I’m your boyfriend, you shouldn’t be flirting with anyone else! Stay away from him!”
“Stop it- you’re just being jealous! He’s just one of my brother’s friends you need to calm down.”
. however, you had made a statement on stream that made him a bit upset
“Hey guys! I wanted to address the clip going around of me flinching- me and my boyfriend are doing okay! We were just arguing at the time and I got a wave of upset feelings but it is not because he is a bad boyfriend- thank you, please do not send out hate threats!”
. this sent wilbur into a small patch of being upset, choosing to finally accept his feelings that wow. he likes tommyinnit’s sister, and holing himself up at home, writing songs about his feelings
. wilbur had stopped streaming as often and appearing on streams less often, and you had been avoiding wilbur for the sake of your boyfriend
. you had gone to rewatch his old vods and streams, a bit sad you couldn’t interact or see him
. some fans noticed- often posting “hey anyone else miss wil(y/n) arguments rn   :(”
. after a week or two, wilbur had an announcement 
“Hey guys! I have a new song out- its called ‘Your New Boyfriend’! Coming out on all platforms in three days! I wrote the song about a girl I liked and her boyfriend- you should give it a listen!”
. his song was a huge hit and you found yourself blasting it on repeat, instilling it into yours and tommy’s head
. deep inside, you kind of wish that the song he wrote was for you, but you had to keep the thought locked up, afterall you were still with your-
I don’t even know if i can call him my boyfriend anymore- it doesn’t feel like we are in a relationship. It’s just arguing..
. wilbur was hoping you had heard the song, and possibly take the message 
. he had been watching one of your streams when you got a dono- “Song recommendation?”
“You guys should listen to and stream ‘Your New Boyfriend’ by my friend Wilbur Soot, it’s an absolute banger!”
. he felt really happy you liked his song, overjoyed in fact
. it wasn’t till one of tommy’s streams that the two of you had talked again
“Hey okay so I need you two to help me- got it?” Ranboo had asked for your help, along with Wilbur, as he and tommy went to find another item for their build in the smp. (ranboo was an avid wil(y/n) shipper)
“Um, okay” Neither of you wanted it to seem as though something was wrong, so you set out to find the blocks.
“Oh- (y/n) thanks for promoting my song, I really appreciate it.”
“Anytime Wilby, it’s an anamzing song, fantastic even- you’re very clever.”
“Ah- thank you.”
. wilbur felt as though you didn’t understand the song was for you, and kept his silence
. after that stream, you shut yourself in your room, putting in earbuds, and streamed wilbur’s song once more
. that was when you realized you didn’t love your boyfriend. You loved wilbur.
. quickly pulling out your boyfriend’s contact, you call him
“Hey babe- yea we’re done. You are a jealous, good-for-nothing man. Bye!” You block his number in an instant and dial wilbur.
“(y/n)? what’s up?”
“I’m so so sorry Wil- I like you- or even love, i don’t know. I didn’t mean to push you away- it just my boyfriend was being jealous and told me to stay away but i just broke up with him and-”
“Wait- you like me? love?”
“Uh- yea?” Wilbur grins widely.
“I like you too- do you want to go on a date this saturday?”
“I’d love that”
. after the call had ended, Wilbur got up and starting jumping around, pumping his fist in the air 
. the news came as no shock to anyone besides tommy
“YOU! YOU’RE DATING MY SISTER?? I TOLD YOU TO BACK OFF!”
“Hey now he actually might be your brother-in-law”
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an: ahh this one was fun! very cheesy though :D requests are open!
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