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gimmethatagustd · 2 years

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listen. oh queen of life-ruining banter. i come to you on my knees because i require frenemies hatefucking with tae. featuring all the banter. and him being a menace. no this is not self-indulgent at all wdym sdlfjsldkfj - congrats again on your milestone :')))

WANNA FUCK ON CAMERA | KTH

You’re so tired of Kim Taehyung’s hipster, wannabe-photographer ass. You’re so tired of Kim Taehyung’s stupid smile and stupid jokes and stupid way of getting under your skin and sticking in your brain.

» pairing: taehyung x reader

» genre: BTS | 18+ | frenemies to lovers | smut

» wc/date: 3.3k | July 2022

» warnings: fingering | nudes (ig??) | unprotected vaginal sex | spit | tae is annoying

» notes: I’M SO SORRY THIS ENDED UP JUST BEING A FULL FUCKING PWP ONE SHOT KJDKFHS also i def didn’t proofread this enough so sorry 🥴

» masterlist | ao3 | send me ur thots 👅

» what was jai listening to? camera - dj drama ft. 1st fkl, lil uzi vert, mac miller, & post malone

The Wannabe-Photographer Chronicles (mini-series) Masterlist

If Kim Taehyung placed his grimy hands on the small of your back one more time you were quite literally going to rip them off.

“Babe, we didn’t take a picture together yet.” Before you could react, there was a bright flash of light that formed black holes in your vision. A sleek film camera was the culprit. Not unfamiliar, you’d fallen victim to Taehyung’s “artistic endeavors” on more than one occasion.

“Babe?”

Your spotty eyes grew wide as you quickly turned back to the large man stuck in between you and Taehyung. You’d caged him into the corner of the living room away from the rest of the bustling bodies crowding the apartment you shared with Hoseok. From the moment your roommate introduced you to Namjoon at the start of the party, you were on a mission to get a good grip of his head in between your thighs.

“No, no, no,” you shook your head, waving your arms in an “X” to ward off Taehyung’s evil. “We are not like that, at all. Gross, no. I don’t even know why he’s over here.” You hissed that last part with gritted teeth and shoved an elbow into Taehyung’s ribs.

“We came to this party together, babe. What are you talking about?” Taehyung’s mouth morphed into a deep pout. Your’s, on the other hand, hung open like a fish.

“Excuse me? This is my fucking apartment!”

You watched with growing frustration as Taehyung’s pout curved into a sweet smile. He was an abscess aching your teeth. “Babe, you’re so cute when you joke around.”

“Ummm… I think I’m going to go.”

You both turned to look at the large man stuck in between you. He avoided both of your gazes; instead, his gentle eyes searched the depths of the room, looking for a way out.

“Namjoon, wait,” You reached out to grab his forearm, “Just ignore him, he’s an idiot.”

Namjoon gave you a soft, tight smile. “It’s okay, I don’t want to bother you.” He didn’t give you a second glance once he disappeared deeper into the apartment.

You spun around on your heel and jabbed your finger against Taehyung’s chest. “Listen here, TaTa. If you don’t stop cockblocking me all fucking night, I swear to God.”

“You swear to God what? What are you going to do?” Taehyung cocked his head to one side and you hated how hot it was to watch his bottom lip disappear between his teeth. He raised his eyebrows at you, tilting his head back a bit so he looked at you down the sharp bridge of his cute little freckled nose.

He knew you wouldn’t do anything. There was nothing for you to do.

He was such a piece of shit.

“Why did Hobi invite you,” you muttered, pushing past Taehyung. You made very little ground before he was snatching your wrist in his large hands. “Can you please leave me alone? I’m not drunk enough for your shit right now.”

“Let me get my beautiful model a drink, then.”

“You are the most arrogant, conceited, cockiest person I have ever met in my entire life.” The grin that bloomed across his face was the exact opposite of what you wanted to see, but everything your body was being pulled towards.

“Thank you.”

With a huff, you shook your hand from Taehyung’s grip and continued swimming your way through the sea of people trashing your apartment. Leave it to Hobi to throw a massive party to celebrate “the beginning of his birthday month” without bothering to ask you. When he knew you hated most of his friends, Kim Taehyung in particular. How he’d managed to wiggle his way into your friend group was beyond you. Probably because he was hot, and hot people could get away with everything.

Well, you didn’t think he was hot, obviously. Other people did. Not you. Nope.

“Do not follow me.” You threw the command over your shoulder, praying to the lord that he would grow a brain and listen to you. Breaking free of the last throng of people, you walked the hallway until you got to your bedroom, Taehyung hot on your heels. You tried to slam your bedroom door shut but Taehyung had the toe of his boot wedged in the doorframe. He wrapped a hand around the edge of the door and pried it open just enough to slip his lithe body inside. The click of him locking the door made your spine shudder.

“You’re so fucking stupid, Kim. Why don’t you go find someone to suck your dick and keep your nose out of my business? I’ll even let you use my bathroom.” Arms crossed against your chest. Chin jutted out.

Taehyung snickered, keeping his focus on wiping away a smudge mark on the surface of his camera lens. “Bothering you gives me infinite more pleasure, believe it or not.” He looked up to meet your gaze. “And you know how much I love chasing pleasure.”

By this point your anger was hardly well-contained. As you flipped through every scenario in your head you were finding fewer options to get him out of here. Murder may have been the only option, actually.

“God I love how hot you look when you’re pissed.” Taehyung had the audacity to sit down on the edge of your bed, his long legs spreading like the space-hogging man that he was.

“Take a fucking picture then. It’ll last longer.”

“Ooh, you’re so clever, so edgy.” Despite his taunts, he did what you said, quickly snapping another picture of you. You flipped him off. “Glad you’ve finally agreed to model for me. How do you feel about nudes?”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Not even just a topless one?”

“I would never, in a million years, even if my life depended on it, get any amount of naked in front of you.”

“That sounds like a fun challenge, doesn’t it?” He got up from your bed, leaving the camera to rest on your fluffy comforter. His amber eyes dropped to watch your lips, the edges of his own lips curling slightly when you backed up against your dresser. A bottle of hair product tipped over and rolled off the dresser, thudding against the floor.

“It’s not a challenge, Taehyung. It’s merely a fact.”

“Look at what you’re wearing. You’re already halfway there.” Taehyung shrugged. He ran his index finger along the skin of your midriff exposed by your crop top. Reaching your belly button, he dragged his finger downwards until he landed on the zipper of your shorts. “Don’t act like you’re not desperate. The way you were hanging all over that guy said enough.”

“Fuck off,” you said in an exhale. You made no effort to push him out of the way; this was one of many mistakes.

“Hmm…” You practically felt the baritone vibration of Taehyung contemplating your comment, the hum rumbling from his throat. “Okay.” He took a step back and sunk onto your bed with his camera resting beside him.

“What do you mean, okay?” You closed the gap he’d created and stared down at him with your hands on your hips. “You can’t just say okay.”

The tiniest of smirks lifted the corner of Taehyung’s mouth, but he held it in as best he could. Controlling his eyes was another thing; he let his gaze travel the length of your body. “Am I not giving you what you wanted?”

“Well, yes.”

“Then what’s the problem?”

You opened your mouth, but immediately snapped it shut. Taehyung leaned back on his palms with his broad chest on display and his legs spread. How had you ended up standing between them? He tilted his head up slightly jutting his chin out at you while his eyes continued to examine you. Dissect you. His gaze felt razor sharp on your searing skin.

“Just admit it. You want me. It’s obvious how I affect you.” You felt your stomach flip as Taehyung ran his fingers through his hair, though a few curls decided to bounce back over his forehead. “One simple kiss and you’d be begging for me.”

You absolutely did not want him. Had you thought about what those piercing eyes would look like from between your thighs? Maybe. But who hadn’t?! It was a natural consequence of being “friends” with Taehyung.

“You’re an idiot.” Another glare was shot his way when the stupid smirk returned.

“Prove it then. Prove you don’t care.”

If there was anything you hated more than this idiot, it was being doubted. Fuck this guy for wasting your time, invading your space, and then insulting you in your own house.

“If you tell anyone about this I’ll cut your balls off,” you hissed.

“I’m so scared,” Taehyung said with a lick of his lips. You wanted to smack that mischievous glint out of his eyes. Hell, you should have. But instead you were determined to knock him off his high horse. If you weren’t going to get into a physical altercation, you were going to fuck up his ego.

Shoving Taehyung backwards so he was once again leaning on his palms, you climbed into his lap with your hands gripping his shoulders. Before he could say anything else stupid, you brought your lips to his and tried not think about how many things had been in his mouth.

It was clear that Taehyung was trying to prove a point because he immediately began to devour you. His hands flew up to grip your ass to pull you tight against him, making your hands slide forward so you now had your arms wrapped around his shoulders. Biting down on your bottom lip he coaxed your mouth open to slip his tongue inside. You shivered at the taste of him, sweet like the grapefruit soju he’d been drinking. Distracted by him licking at your mouth, you gasped when you felt Taehyung buck into you. He forced your hips to rock against him and spread your thighs even further apart as you straddled him.

Eventually Taehyung broke the kiss and you welcomed the opportunity to breathe. His lips ghosted yours, the two of you panting heavily against each other’s mouths. He kept a firm hold of your ass while he guided you to continue grinding against the growing bulge in his jeans. Every drag of his zipper against your core provided enough friction to alert you that you were soaked through your underwear. All because of a guy you’d swore you weren’t affected by.

The reminder of why this was even fucking happening made you let go of Taehyung’s shoulders and lean back slightly. What the fuck.

“You did that way too eagerly,” he snickered once you pulled away.

“Shut up.” You reached up and grabbed a handful of his hair to tug it out of annoyance because apparently Taehyung tore down your maturity level to that of an elementary student. The moan that came out of his mouth made you freeze. He stared into your eyes with his soft lips parted and all you could hear was his erratic breathing and the pounding of your heart in your head. “Looks like you’re affected by me.”

As if you weren’t an absolute mess in your pants right now. But he didn’t need to know that.

“I never said I wasn’t.” The intensity of his gaze was too much for you, but looking away felt like surrendering. “Are you going to admit defeat now?”

“You’re insane,” you scoffed, determined to hold his gaze.

Taehyung broke first. He let go of your waist and brought his hand forward to press his thumb hard against your clit through your shorts. You instinctively tightened your hold on his hair, tugging slightly. The action pulled another moan out of Taehyung and it was impossible for you to hide the way you grinded against his hand.

“You want me. Just admit it.”

“No,” you snapped. Taehyung raised his eyebrows as though he was shocked by your determination. You were not giving in, no matter what your body wanted.

Even if he pulled down the zipper of your shorts. Even if he tugged on the waistband of your underwear. Even if he squeezed his hand inside your underwear to drag his fingers through your arousal.

“Admit it.”

Your breath hitched when you heard the wet squelch of Taehyung teasing your entrance and rolling his fingers against your clit. You couldn’t speak for fear a moan instead of words might fall out of your mouth, so you merely shook your head.

Wrapping his other arm around your waist, Taehyung bucked into you at the same time he slipped two fingers inside of you. The force with which you bit your bottom lip to keep quiet was enough to shoot pain through your nerves. Seeing you like that and feeling your thighs tremble against his told Taehyung everything he needed to know.

But he wanted you to say it.

“Come on, Y/N,” he cooed a soft whisper in your ear. He curled his fingers, pressing your front wall until he found the spot that made you dig your nails into his biceps. “Just admit it and I’ll give you what you want.”

He quickened his pace, pumping his fingers in and out of you with enough force to rock you back and forth in his lap, all the while his dark eyes locked on yours.

“You’re a piece of shit,” you attempted to hiss but your voice broke into a loud whimper. Taehyung grinned and gave you one final thrust into your g-spot before he watched you arch into him, eyes closed and head thrown back as you moaned his name. He leaned back slightly to give him the perfect angle to snatch up his camera. You thought the bright light was probably the most intense orgasm you’ve ever felt in your life quite literally making you blind, but your pleasure quickly turned into a pterodactyl screech.

“KIM TAEHYUNG WHAT THE FUCK!” You lunged for the camera, but he held it above your head and your legs were still too shaky to do much of anything. “Did you just fucking take a picture of me while I… while I…” You beat against his chest.

“You looked too good not to immortalize the moment,” Satan himself said with a laugh, absorbing your punches with the cockiness of the most horrible person in the world. “If you want to try for a better shot, I still have five photos left on this film.”

“I’m going to fucking murder you.”

“Sure, you can murder me. I’ll die happy now.” You felt weak in the knees once again when Taehyung popped his fingers, wet with your cum, into his mouth to suck clean. “Or you could admit that you want me and I’ll split you open the way you deserve.”

Fuck.

You were in big trouble.

Taehyung’s cocky grin disappeared as you eased back down into his lap, replaced with a look of determined lust that clouded his lidded eyes. At this point, it wasn’t about admitting that he turned you on or that you wanted him. At this point, you needed him.

“Say it and I’m yours,” he whispered. Goosebumps bloomed across your skin as he ran his hands up your sides, pushing your crop top up as he went. You lifted your arms to allow him to pull it off of you. He sucked his teeth when he realized you weren’t wearing a bra and immediately brought his mouth to your nipple. You let out a soft moan when Taehyung flicked his tongue against it, swirling a circle until it was erect and he was satisfied enough to move to the other.

“Fuck you, Taehyung.” You clawed at his t-shirt, less gentle in your approach as you ripped it over his head. Next your fingers flew to unbutton his jeans. “I admit it, okay? Are you happy now?” Frustration made your movements frantic and you tugged Taehyung’s pants down as hard as you could, barely giving him time to maneuver around you to lift his hips.

“Admit what?” He planted a hot kiss against your throat to muffle the deep moan that rumbled in his throat when you finally held his cock in your hand.

“I need you, fuck!” You shimmied out of your shorts and shoved Taehyung onto his back. “Why are you such a fucking dick?”

You grabbed his cock a bit too aggressively and Taehyung briefly watched his life flash before his eyes. Maybe he shouldn’t have pushed you so hard. Though he quickly got over it, hips bucking into your hand while he watched you spit on the tip and let it run down his shaft, slow and sweet.

“Took you long enou-” Taehyung gasped when you rubbed his cock along your pussy, quickly coating him so you could sink onto his cock until your clit rubbed against his abdomen when you leaned forward. The stretch was enough that you probably should have eased yourself onto him a bit slower to avoid the head of his cock piercing your cervix the way it had, but at this point you were too pissed off to give a shit. He lifted his head to watch you roll your hips on him, the twisting sensation making his cock pulse inside you.

“Holy fuck.” Taehyung dropped his head back onto the mattress and dug his fingers into the sheets as you began to fuck yourself on him. Sure, he’d promised to fuck you good, but you had absolutely no patience for whatever he was willing to give you. You picked up the pace, one hand squeezing his shoulder for support while the other dragged your nails down the length of his chest. You may have dug into him a bit deeper than you needed to, but the red streaks you left on his skin were more than satisfying.

“Don’t even think about taking a picture of this,” you muttered through clenched teeth. That sweet, hot buildup of pleasure rippling through your abdomen was starting to get more and more unbearable, but you needed to know that the little creep wasn’t going to ruin a good orgasm for you by playing paparazzi again.

Taehyung whimpered, shaking his head frantically. “I swear, oh fuck. I s-swear I won’t.”

His babbling was both pathetic and cute, and you prayed he didn’t bust a nut before you got to. To have Kim Taehyung writhing beneath you with that tight little waist and bulging biceps, all to have him cum first?? No fucking way.

“Good boy,” you snickered and Taehyung practically lost it right there.

“You’re insane,” he huffed, closing his eyes once he felt you tighten around him. “Fucking insane.”

You wanted to bitch him out some more because you definitely weren’t the insane one here, as if he hadn’t toyed with you only to immediately give in once you gave him a taste of his own medicine. But you let it go as you felt that sweet buildup in you finally snap. “Fuck, Taehyung,” you moaned, feeling his hands come up to grab your waist to guide you on top of him as he fucked you through your orgasm and your movements began to falter. Thankfully, it didn’t take him long to finally reach his release; you weren’t interested in overstimulation after the sweaty, horny mess he’d made of you.

Leaning your forehead into his shoulder, you let your body go limp on top of Taehyung as the two of you caught your breath.

“Don’t fuck with me anymore,” you threatened, though the post-orgasm shakiness of your voice didn’t make you sound very convincing.

“I can fuck you again, though, right?”

You lifted your head to see that fucking grin again and groaned, dropping your face into his neck again. “Maybe.”

“Are you down for nudes next time?”

“Don’t fucking push your luck, dickhead.” Your body jiggled as Taehyung laughed. There was the cocky Taehyung once again, the one you oh so loved. Something told you if there was a next time you wouldn’t have it so easy.

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deadlessssoul · 2 months

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Husband!John Price x wife!reader

You are on a trip to a nice beach resort out of the country, and you, Price, and your two little boys are having a ball.

Tw: FIRST POST SO PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH ME AFAB! Reader, (idk if I used they/them) I didn’t reread this so sorry for any mistakes. Age difference: reader early 30s, Price late 40s (ofc the other tf!141 will be here for protection 🥹🥹)

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You got a nice seat near the bar, and right into the view of the ocean and the pool. You closed your eyes to see if you can have a moment of rest till you feel two pair of hands grab your body as you jump. “Woah— you two know that I hate the cold!!” You said, as your two little baby’s giggled and ran back to Price, who was laughing his ass off.

“David, Max, get back here let your mommy get some rest.” He said, rubbing his eyes and you hummed. “Well I’m no longer tired… help me up.” You said, as you where perfectly able to get up, but Price came to the rescue. “Gotcha love, don’t want my doll to fall.” He said and chuckled lightly, as you blushed, and slapped his chest playfully. You slowly stepped into the water and shivered slightly, cursing quietly.

“This water is freezing-“ you started to speak, but Priced hummed and went to push you into the deeper end of the water, as you screamed.

“JOHN!!” You said, as you fully fell in, and your two little boys went over to you and played with you under the water as you smiled, you got out of the water and flipped your hair like some cheesy 90s movie, and somehow, someway, you made Price blush. “Lord, you look like a princess that was stowed away in a tall tower.” He said and kissed you, as the two boys made gross faced and made throw up noises. You laughed lightly as he went over to grab them and play with them, as you watched.

Your brain went back to the day he came home from the base, as he grabbed his two sons, then you, and held you all close to him. How his face looked when he told you he had three months of staying home with you and the boys. How he planned a nice trip for a week and a half at a nice resort in Mexico, where the kids can enjoy their time and you can finally relaxed at a nice spa.

He repeated to you this was going to be a better honeymoon than the last, due to he had to go back to work in the middle of it. It broke both of you, but you did get two of the most beautiful twins you two could ever ask for.

Back to the present, you and John where treading the water as you watched the two boys in their pink floats, which the boys had picked, and wearing camouflage themed swimsuits that John thought looked good on them, and you agreed. You hummed as you looked at the beach from the pool, as the birds that lived there dipped into the water and out catching their next lunch. You leaned onto John’s chest, feeling his now wet chest air hit your back and made small little goosebumps appear.

“Hmm… John mind getting me a-“

“A cherry vodka? I know your weird little tastes.” He cut in, as you giggled.

“You know me best.” You said and kissed the bottom of his chin, as he purred.

“Learned from the best.” He said and headed over to the pool side bar, as you watched his muscles move and the tattoos he got of your name, and the two little names of the twins. You smiled and turned around to the little ones, and went to play with them as you waited for John to get back.

—

John hummed as he waited for the drinks he ordered, then felt a hand on his shoulder that scared the shit out of him, and almost went to punch the person behind him, only to stop and go wide eyed.

“Ghost? Wasn’t expectin’ you to pop out so soon.” A small chuckle escaped John’s lips as Ghost hummed. “Mmm… wanted a drink.” He explained, as soap was trialing behind, smiling brightly. “Heyo cap’! Talk about a nice resort! Good pick.” He said and ordered himself something as well, and John hummed.

“All for the missus.” He explained, pointing out you as you held both Max and David in your arms, twirling them around with a laugh and an infectious smile. John couldn’t help but smile as well as Gaz, who finally decided to swim up, hummed. “You gotta pick a nice resort but the water is fuckin’ freezin…”

“Hey! Better than diving into the—“

“No work talk Soap, or I’ll force you to the cold waters.” John snapped, as he tried to defend himself, but nothing came out of his mouth as John got up. “Ya’ll can either stay back or come up to introduce yourself to the missus.” He said and walked back to you

John handed you your glass as you thanked him with a small kiss. “I thought you fell into one of the suctions things.” You said and took a sip of the drink and hummed. “Yummy…” you whispered as he chuckled, kissing your neck as he watched the two boys play in the water with a camouflage ball.

“They are gonna be like you in the future, you know that.” You whispered to him, and he smirked. “Well, I already have three kids I work with that will be me one day, two more that are of my blood will be what I want.” He explained and rubbed your scarred shoulders, kissing each little detail.

“Besides, my three kids are here.”

“I am excited to meet them, shall I wear my best dress?”

“You can wear my shirt and a pair of pants and I’ll still call you a princess.” You both laughed at his statement, as you splashed some water at the two boys with your empty hand, and took another sip of your drink as you hummed.

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You successfully put your two little ones to bed, after reading them three books and a comfortable pair of pajamas, you sighed happily as you nodded to yourself, and started to get ready. You put on the dress John bought you right before his last deployment, a silky black dress, which went down to your knees, the sides open to reveal your waist that John can’t stop touching when navigating you around the resort. A pair of sandals that were comfortable but stylish, and John’s favorite color lipstick.

You silently walked out of the room, smiling as you closed the door, putting your keycard in your phone case. You remember which room John said he will be staying at while you put the kids to sleep and your dress on, and walked with a small bit of pep in your step.

“301… 301… 30- there!” You mumbled to yourself, and rang the little doorbell it had. The door opened to Gaz, who was the third tallest of the group, who smiled. “Well, hello Mrs. Price. I think you have the wrong room.” He said for you to go wide eyed and start looking around as he laughed. “I’m jokin’ miss. Come inside he’s in the bathroom getting ready.” He said, opening the door wide for you as you walked it. Soap and Ghost were talking to Price through the door, and Soap eyed you with a smile. “The special lady is he-“ the door opened wide, nearly hitting Ghost, as John smiled weakly, then went wide eyed as he stood frozen.

“Are you sure you’re my wife? I seem to have seen an Angel.” He said, to make you flustered and play with your hair. “John you’re making me embarrassed in front of your kids.” You explain, and the three looked at John, who he in return, laughed nervously.

“Captain never told us we were his kids!” Soap said with a loud laugh, and Ghost hummed. “You’re more of a kid than me and Gaz combined.” He deadpanned, and Gaz nodded. “Yea Soap, I’m amazed you’re still in 141.” Gaz explained, and then looked at you.

“Man- we haven’t even introduced ourselves! I’m Gaz, this is Soap,” Soap waves happily with his large smile, “and that’s Ghost. Don’t worry he won’t bite.” Gaz explained and Ghost nodded to you, and eyed John. “You never told us how your wife makes you more nervous than I have ever seen you before.” Ghost explained as everyone looked at John, and he choked on the air.

“Well- I never got to see her in this dress… it’s…” he couldn’t make out words, as he walked over to you, and held your cheeks. “Aren’t you a sight…” he went to your ear, and whispered a very quiet, “mine” in your ear, making you shiver and giggle, slapping his chest as he held his hand. “In front of your kids? How nasty~” you explained, and he went red as he looked at the three, as they were turned away, Soap getting hit in the head by Ghost for a small comment he made that you nor John heard.

“Well, I am gonna take this beautiful princess to a nice dinner.” He said, breaking the silence with a clap and smiled lightly to you. You hummed and walked outside, as John looked at the three with a stern look, then turned to you with a warm smile.

Authors Note: This is part 1!! This is also based off of a trip I had basing it off a little bit about my fam heh :D

#john price #john price x reader #john price husband #idk what im doing #john price x you #john price x female reader

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tater-tot-jr · 4 months

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I think I should put in my two cents considering the Hazbin hotel leaked Angel Dust clip. I’ll say that this post should be one absolutely massive trigger warning. If you’re sensitive please don’t read this, I’m pretty blunt. Also I’m only talking about a small leak but SPOILERS!!!

So before I make any points I’ll start by saying that I’m not an inherent fan of vivziepop, this isn’t meat riding, it’s a genuine attempt at open conversation and discussion. I’ll also say I’m a survivor myself and while I don’t claim to speak for anyone else I have some ground to stand on here. I completely understand that people can be triggered by this type of imagery and will at least skip this particular scene or episode, I promise I’m not talking about you guys.

You wanna know who I am talking about though? The weird ass moral police I’ve been watching mobilize. It’s crazy how people are making a big deal out of this. I’ve seen three arguments and all of them are terrible in themselves and being used to justify terrible behavior.

I’ve only seen people claim three major things, this is a bad depiction of a s/a survivor and situation, this is something that’s too graphic and immoral to put in a TV show, the fact that the singing and dancing lightens the tone in a way people find distasteful. I’m going to be trying to prove why I find these arguments mostly ridiculous and unfounded.

As for argument one, s/a survivors come in all shapes and sizes and hyper sexuality happens to be an incredibly common reaction to sexual trauma. I haven’t watched episode one and two but even if I had I’d still have too small of a sample size to determine the entire tone of an incredibly messed up complex dynamic between too incredibly interesting and layered characters. It’s ridiculous to have so many assumptions and expectations of an *11 second leaked clip.*

Secondly. Creative freedom is possible the most important thing in art. If we didn’t have the freedom to put what we wanted on paper or on screen then we wouldn’t have had so much societal change recently. Just because you might find something distasteful and immoral doesn’t mean it absolutely has to be hated on and removed. It’s okay to not like things because you find them gross, it’s okay to not enjoy graphic depictions of serious subjects, it’s not okay to start internet wars over moral bullshit. It’s okay to be mad in silence sometimes, guys.

Thirdly. I kinda get this one, I don’t agree with it but I do understand the point. The idea you don’t want a serious subject framed with a sexy pop song is not inherently bad, it’s just something that makes me think you wouldn’t have liked Hazbin Hotel anyway. I actually appreciate the fact they are using the creative medium to make bold and shocking decisions but I get some people are sensitive to new things, that’s fine. Where this argument gets ridiculous is when people act like this is very out of line for a show like this. This isn’t a Saturday morning kids cartoon it’s and adult animated show about people in hell. It’s highly likely that this won’t be the worst thing we see, you either need to heed the trigger warnings at the beginning of each episode or get over it.

You’ll notice that I didn’t bring up anything about the merchandise pins or the storyboard artist, I did this because they aren’t arguments but barely related attempts at character assassinations. When you spend five minutes thinking about them critically you come to realize that there is nothing substantial to those arguments.

I’d like to finish up talking about how I think this scene is doing more good than harm. It’s important to make people uncomfortable when you’re talking about things so horrible like s/a and rape. It shouldn’t be meek and palatable for a general audience, it should upset you. I remember hearing something in a video game once that stuck with me. There was a character who said that when you’re sick you need strong medicine and that the strongest medication is very bitter.

I think episode four will be some very bitter medicine.

#hazbin hotel #angel dust #feel free to leave a comment if you disagree #it’s important to engage in discussions and I’d love to hear some other perspectives #if you leave a comment with arguments against any points I made I’ll do my best to respond to you with a potential counter argument #and it should go without saying that if I watch the episode and realize I’m completely wrong I’ll post a public apology

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tlouelliemarvel · 1 year

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Clean Up

Pairings: ellie willams x fem!reader

Summary: Ellie comes home from patrol and stinks, so reader and Ellie clean her up.

Warnings: smut [18+], language, making out, shower sex, fingering (r rec), oral (r rec), pet names (babe), a little aftercare, established relationship, etc.

Word Count: 1.1k

A/N: This is my first time posting a fanfiction so don’t hate too much. I needed to help my obsession with Ellie.. I love her so much. (btw I didn’t proofread this that well, so sorry for any mistakes)

Ellie usually comes home from patrol with a certain horse and dirt stink on her. Today was no different.

“Babe, are you home yet.” Ellie calls out to you as she opens the front door. “Yeah, I’m in the bathroom.” You call back. Ellie takes off her shoes and sets down her bag and rifle next to the door with your shoes. She then makes her way over to the bathroom.

“Hey babe.” Ellie says with her normal smirk on her face as she opens the bathroom door to see you washing your hands. She comes up behind and hugs you. She kisses your neck and hums. “God you stink, Ellie” You tell her with a disgusted face as you move to grab a towel to dry off your hands.

Ellie chuckles as she continues to rub her stink all over you. “Now you stink too, so shut it.”

“Ugh gross Ellie. Go clean up please.” You say in response while trying not to laugh. “Fine but you’re showering with me” She says as she continues to place kisses on your neck. “Uh no I’m not, I’m going to make food.” You try to pull away but Ellie lightly grabs you before you can get out the door. “Please” Ellie says against your skin. ”I missed you”

“Ellie, you were only on patrol for a couple hours.. but fine I guess I’ll shower with you” You say in response trying to sound annoyed. “Thank you” Ellie hums against your skin as she continues to kiss you. She closes the door behind you and plants a kiss on your lips. It quickly turns into a deep makeout. She tugs at the bottom of your shirt and then breaks the kiss to take it off of you. You do the same with her flannel and white tank. She grabs at your waist and moves her hands up your back. She puts her head in the crook of your neck and kisses the skin above your collarbone. You tilt your head back with a subtle moan escaping your lips.

Ellie moves her hands down your body to unbutton your jeans. She pulls your pants off as you step out of them. She then goes to take off her jeans. You move your hands to her jaw and go back to kissing her. Ellie roams her hands over your back and unclasps your bra letting it fall to the floor. She then moves her hands down below your waist. She quickly gets on her knees and removes your underwear. “Fuck Els.. I thought we were gonna shower” You moan as she plants kisses over your inner thigh really close to where you want her to kiss.

“We are, just be patient. I’ve been missing you all day.” Ellie says looking up at you. She goes back to kissing your inner thigh. She moves her mouth up and kisses your folds. “I think we should get in the shower.. you still stink.” You say laughing a little. Ellie stands up and goes over to the shower to turn it on. She walks back over to you, taking off her white sports bra while doing so. You pull off her underwear as she steps out of them.

Ellie grabs your hand and pulls you into the shower with her. The warm water runs down your body. Ellie loved showering with you. It felt intimate and she loved looking at your naked body. After staring at you for a little too long with a smirk on her face she grabs your jaw and pulls you into a deep kiss. Her hands roam over your body grabbing at your ass.

While kissing you she moves you both back until your back is pressed against the shower wall. She breaks the kiss to look at you with her signature smirk. “God I love you, Y/N.” “I love you too Els.” You hum in response being a little out of breath. Ellie moves down kissing your body in all the places you loved most. She grabs your right boob and kisses the other. You moan a little from the pleasure of her kissing your chest.

Ellie slowly goes back down onto her knees in front of you while placing kisses on your stomach and then your thighs. She grabs one of your legs and puts it over her shoulder. She immediately goes back to kissing your inner thigh. “Fuck Ellie” “What do you need, babe.” Ellie says looking up at you. “I need you” You manage to say with a moan. Ellie takes your response as the green light to eat you out till you can’t talk. She licks your folds and moves her tongue up to suck on your clit. You gasp at the contact.

Ellie puts a finger in you and your pussy takes it so well. “Fuck your so wet for me, babe.” Ellie says. She adds another finger pumping them in and out of you. “Oh my god.” You say moaning. Ellie curls her fingers to hit the spot that makes you crazy. The room is filled with the sounds of your pussy, the shower water running, and your moans.

“God you taste you good” Ellie says with a pant looking up at you. You pull her hair and push her head back into your pussy. Ellie continues to curl her fingers and suck your clit. “Fuck Els.. I’m gonna..” You manage to barely say in between your moans. “You gonna cum for me, Babe?” “Fuck yes.. don’t stop.” You moan in response. Your leg starts to shake around Ellie’s head and the other can barely hold you up, the wall not doing much to help.

Ellie grabs hold of the leg holding you up to help keep you stable. She slows her fingers down but doesn’t stop and continues through your orgasm. Ellie licks you clean and after she’s finished, she looks back up at you while you both pant. She stands back up gripping your waist and kissing your lips.

“You did good babe” Ellie says while you pant and chuckle. “You still stink” You say while you both laugh. You grab the washcloth next to you and put some soap on it, running it under the water. You rub the washcloth up and down all over Ellie’s body and then she does the same to you. She grabs the shampoo and conditioner and washes your hair and then your own.

You both stand there, hugging each other underneath the running shower water. “C’mon let’s go to bed.” Ellie says kissing you.

You both step out of the shower and grab towels to dry off. After changing into clean clothes, you both get into Ellie’s bed. Ellie pulls the covers over top of the both of you and puts your leg on top of her waist. You lay your head down on her chest.

“I love you, babe.” Ellie whispers, placing a kiss on your forehead. “I love you too, Els.” You whisper back snuggling closer into her body. You fall asleep listening to the sound of each other breathing.

#ellie williams #ellie williams x female reader #ellie williams x reader #the last of us #fanfic #ellie williams fanfic #the last of us fanfiction #tlou fanfiction

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yutafrita · 7 months

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Joshua x (she/her)reader

A/N: Ha! Bet you thought I wouldn’t post a little Halloween one shot! Yes i barely made it lol… anyways- enjoy!

Warnings: alcohol, fraternity/ sorority mentions, parties, mentions of hooking up, swearing. +18 advised.

Genre: Fluff!

WC: <2k

“Britney?”

It took you a minute to finish sipping your drink and look down at your costume.

“Yeah.”

“Nice,” the random frat guy walked off, leaving you alone in the corner of the party. You had reused the costume from a bar crawl the night prior. You hadn’t planned on being dragged to a fraternity party the following night, but your roommates begged and begged for you to tag along.

You wandered through the crowded living room into the kitchen, hoping to get a refill that wasn’t at that crowded buffet table. One of your roommates was digging through the fridge, giggling with a frat guy until she yanked out a beer and locked eyes with you.

“Oh my gosh there you arrreeee!” She sung, slamming the fridge shut and wrapping you in a hug. Before you could speak, she shoved a bottle into your hand, and skipped back into the living room with the gray guy drunkenly in tow. All this begging and both of them have dumped you. To be fair, you all sort of would scatter at parties, it you were still peeved.

You used the kitchen countertop to pop off the beer top. The cold bottle was brought to your lips and you took a small sip of the shit drink.

“That was impressive,” the sudden direct voice surprised you and you put your drink down. You raised an eyebrow and turned towards the origin.

“Oh please ‘Shua, you know it’s not hard to take a cap off.”

“No, the fact that your drinking that shitty beer without flinching,” Joshua chuckled, leaning against the counter. He looked you up and down, and a look of familiarity crossed his eyes, “Didn’t you-?”

“Shove it.”

“Did you even wash the costume?”

“Of course I did, you ass. Plus-,” you gestured to his Harry Potter costume, “you had on this exact same thing at the bar crawl last night. Did you even wash it?”

“Touché.”

You rolled your eyes then before taking another sip of your drink. You and Joshua both pledged to your organizations the same year so you had orbited around each other to be fairly comfortable. This was the first time though you had fully spoken to him on his own.

“That’s not even close to her best outfit,” this broke you from your thoughts and you frowned.

“Of course it’s not. Baby one more time is just a good go to outfit,” you felt almost insulted that he insinuated that.

“That’s fair,” he nodded, “so how come you’re here alone miserably talking to me?”

After you sighed, you explained to him your roommates begging you to come along. You had hardly wanted to go to the bar crawl, but the rest of your sisters were going and since it was your last semester you figured it be best to go out with a bang. You were already depleted, but had agreed to do so.

“You’re a good friend,” he nodded, “Hoshi has definitely gone with me to places whenever I feel nervous. I’m sure they appreciate you.”

You chuckled, “well, they’re busy hooking up with some of your brothers now probably so I hope they do.”

You felt comfortable with Joshua, and also didn’t feel even more socially depleted.

“Yeah and that’s why I don’t live in the frat house anymore. I hated the idea of other people hooking up on my bed just because my room was the closest one to them.”

“Gross. You’re off-campus right?”

“Yeah, we’re in the same building I think.”

“I was thinking of heading back and watching that horror movie that just came out. Wanna join?”

“I’m not fucking you, Joshua,” you frowned. He was extremely attractive, but you had done well to keep your hookups out of the small Greek life community. You didn’t want them to come back to haunt you, and you didn’t want to start now right before your graduation.

Joshua, in turn, raised his hands up in defense. “I am a gentleman. I would at least buy you dinner first.”

You rolled your eyes, but you were feeling tired out and the idea of watching a horror movie sounded pretty appealing.

After letting your roommates know that you were heading out (they both squealed when you half told that truth about ‘Shua walking you back. You couldn’t fathom how they’d react to watching a movie with him), you two walked the three blocks over that the apartment complex sat on.

While you had an apartment with your two friends, Joshua had a single studio several floors above you.

“That view is great,” you whistled. Your floor only gave you access to the shorter apartment complex across the road. This, however, stood above its neighbor and allowed a better view of the fall foliage in the small town.

“Thanks. I got pretty lucky.”

Sitting on his couch, you admired how neat his studio looked. The bed was made, no crumbs or loose items strewn around like most other students including yourself. You began putting on the movie as he started heating up popcorn.

While you didn’t plan on anything happening with Joshua, as he sat on the couch and you two talked and laughed at the cheesiness of it all, you knew that you wouldn’t mind if something did happen.

Maybe he would be worth breaking that little tule of yours. Maybe.

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Tag! @nini0620

#svt x y/n #svt x you #svt masterlist #joshua x y/n #joshua hong fics #joshua fluff #joshua imagines #joshua x reader #seventeen x reader

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ieroween1031 · 2 years

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My Thoughts in Real Time as I Watched Episode 13 of Love in the Air That Absolutely Nobody Asked For:

- IM SO EXCITED I CANT BREATHE

- I can’t believe this is the (second to) last time I’m gonna see this intro, I already want to cry

- Fucking Sig, I love him so much.

- Can we get a spin-off just dedicated to Sig?

- Rain, you nosy motherfucker. We love you for this.

- Also, I’m so totally here for Sky finally not holding back his emotions. Agreeing to give Pai a ‘prize’ if he wins? We love to see it.

- Prapai’s posting picture of Sky on his Instagram? I’m fucking dead.

- These episode names are too much. Can’t do it!

- Aww, little baby Sky.

- Sky smoking? Oof. I don’t care how gross it is, smoking is hot. Sue me.

- If that was really the first time Sky took a drag of a cigarette, he’d have coughed it all back out. The first few cigarettes as a new smoker suck, and they fucking hurt.

- On that note, don’t smoke, kids! It’s bad for you!

- I knew that it was gonna be Gun, and as soon as I saw him, I honest to god growled. Fucker.

- Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cry. (To myself and to Sky)

- Listen to your friends, Sky!

- Okay, smoking’s not hot when this fucking dickbag does it.

- This should go without saying, but for everyone out there reading this, don’t let anyone take advantage of you or hurt you unless you’re into it. Don’t go along with shit you’re not comfortable with just to prove that you love someone. Fuck them, fuck their feelings, protect yourself.

- Okay, I’ll get off my soapbox now.

- Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I don’t wanna watch this.

- I can’t imagine how hard this was for Peat. The reaction video is gonna hurt.

- Fuck, I hope someone kills this fucking asshole.

- I know this is an emotional scene, but I’m losing my shit over Pai calling Sky ‘baby’

- THIS FUCKING COCKMONGER AGAIN?

- Take your fucking eyes off of him and wipe that smirk off your face, you shitbird.

- Fluffy PrapaiSky will be the death of me.

- I’m so proud of Sky for not being afraid and being able to admit how he feels. My sweet baby has come so far!

- The look of terror on Sky’s face when he didn’t know who was hugging him is just one giant foreshadow and I hate it.

- “My lucky star” 😭😭😭😭

- Payu is 1000% done with Pai’s lovesick ass like he probably wasn’t just as bad a few months ago.

- We need more Payu/Sky and Prapai/Rain. The boyfriend/best friend dynamic is so freaking cute.

- Every time I see that bastard, I get so fucking angry.

- I was gonna yell at Sky to run as soon as he saw Gun, but I remember when someone who looked like my abuser walked into my job and I shut down and just completely froze, so I understand why he couldn’t run.

- It’s absolutely killing me that Pai knows that Petch is a slimy little snake, but that he doesn’t know why.

- Yes, Sky! You stand up for yourself! Your man loves you, and don’t forget it!

- Rain, I know you’re trying to be helpful, but I kinda wanna smack you.

- Rain really is a gold(fish)en retriever, isn’t he? Head empty, no thoughts, attention span that only lasts two seconds, but damn it, he’s a good boy that’s trying his best.

- I feel nauseous watching Sky walk into that apartment.

- You fucking liars. I’m so angry.

- I’m so glad that Sky doesn’t believe them. It’s amazing to see how much he’s changed.

- Sky Protection Squad in full force, yes! Go rescue him!

- Where the fuck are Rain and Payu while Pai and Gun are in the bedroom? Are they just making tea with the other assholes that were in the apartment? Come on, guys.

- Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him.

- Love him to death, but for the love of method acting, someone please teach Fort how to properly throw a punch.

- He should have killed him. And Payu should have hit Petch, too.

- I don’t know what hurts more, Sky being catatonic and not being able to cry, or Pai sobbing for him.

- He brought him home. Like, home, home.

- That picture of the two of them on Pai’s desk, I could cry.

- I don’t even have any more thoughts, I’m just happy that Gun and Stop are gone, all four of my boys are happy, and that Pai knows everything about Sky now.

- There are a bunch of scenes from the novel that I’m sad were not in the series, but that could be a whole separate post.

- WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW?

- Aside from finish KinnPorsche (I still have two episodes left), catch up on Remember Me and Between Us, binge all the other shows I have on my To Watch list, and tear my hair out waiting for Just Say Yes.

- Excuse me while I rewatch the entire series over and over.

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justadeadreaper · 6 months

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Please read.

I realised that I need to do a post for my boundaries and for people to get to know me. So let me just say some basic facts about me: ❇Hi my name is Ozzie. ❇I’m 19. ❇I’m 6’2”. ❇I’m from the same country as Bell in the Wych Elm. ❇I am a trangender man and use he/they/it pronouns but I don’t mind feminine terms being used as I don’t care much about gender rules. ❇I have autism so sometimes I can come off as a bit robotic. But, my special interests are mythology, folklore, history, cryptids, and more which I may add later. ❇My favourtie song is Lover, Don’t Leave Me by Bocce. ❇My favourite food is ice cream sandwiches made with marshmallow chunks in vanilla clotted cream ice cream and white chocolate, dried strawberries, and honeycomb cookies (I have a concerning sweet tooth). ❇My favourite season is Winter. ❇My favourite musical is Beetlejuice. ❇My favourite movie genre is Horror.

I will try to reply to comments but if there are too many comments I will not be able to as it will get overwhelming so please don’t be mad at me. But please feel free to ask me questions about anything or to talk to me at any time as I want to build a loving community. Besides me telling you my headcanons for our favourite COD characters or you telling me yours or me talking about my AU ideas, I’d be extremely ecstatic to talk to you about anything to build a bond between all of us. What fandoms do I write for? This will be a list of fandoms I will write for which may be added onto if I decide: ❇Call of Duty (Which it will mostly be about as I am a big fan and see so much potential in it.) What fandoms am I in which you can talk to me about? This will be a list of fandoms I would love to talk about as I absolutely adore them or have a love hate relationship, it may be added onto if I decide: ❇Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel ❇Call of Duty ❇Cookie Run Kingdom ❇Good Omens What are my interests which you can talk to me about? This will be a list of fandoms I would love to talk about which may be added onto if I decide: ❇Mythology and folklore (Greek, Norse, Slavic, Chinese, Japanese, etc.) ❇History (Most eras such as the Victorian, famous Pirates, Tudor, but I’d love to talk about others) ❇Demonology and Angelology ❇Cryptids ❇Musicals ❇Masked men ❇Horror movies ❇Baking ❇Analog Horror

Rules? I have some very basic rules that I want to go over with you but more can be added depended on what happens: ❇I can write SFW or NSFW content depending on what you guys want, now if you do not want to see any NSFW content then please do not interact as I will not take the hate and will block. ❇For all NSFW content all of the characters will be 18+ as MAPs/Pedos with all those different kinds based on the child’s age (gross) or anything and everything in between are not welcome and can not kindly fuck off as you fuck yourself home with a cactus in your ass. I am not joking, I will block and report you. ❇This blog may contain triggering or dark content as I am a heavy angst or darker writer. I will most likely write it very often once I’ve finished with my character analyses and I’ll probably be reblogging or interacting with other dark content blogs if I see something that does catch my eye. If you’re not comfortable with any of that then pretty please do not interact with this blog or please block the tags. Do not blame me as I will be thoroughly tagging my posts as I need to find them myself. ❇This blog will contain spoilers which are tagged appropriately so if you see a spoiler do not complain or harass me for it as it has been tagged and it says spoilers in capitals and bold. ❇This is an 18+ blog, even if it does not look like it yet as the NSFW will be coming later, so absolutely no minors and people under 18 at all. End of discussion. I know and you obviously know that I can't control everyone and how they use the internet or what they interact with but please just be respectful of my boundaries and not to interact with this blog, I don’t encourage you to read this but if you have to for some unbeknownst reason to me then at least don’t reblog or like my posts. You will be blocked if you do. ❇Absolutely no harassment as I want this to be a safeplace for almost all except Pedos, Bigots, Homophobes, Racists, Transphobes, Woman-haters (like Andrew Tate or Sneako), etc. If you harass someone or me or post stuff about those then you will be blocked. ❇Every once in a while I will be checking my followers so you will be blocked if you go against my rules. What I can or will write about? Things that I will write about if you ask me: ❇Gore as in body wounds, torture, interrogations, body horror, cannibalism, etc. ❇I will write “yandere” but please call it stalker or obsessed as I do not like that term. ❇Omegaverse ❇Hybrids ❇AUs ❇Fluff/SFW ❇NSFW, I may be a virgin but I will write about kinky scenarios. ❇Requested scenarios with characters (Such as “What would it be like to have {insert character} help you confront your alcohol issues?). ❇Long and miniature fics. ❇Angst ❇Gore as in body wounds, torture, interrogations, body horror, etc. ❇Requests or suggestions if I like them or find them interesting. ❇I will write female, male, transgender, gender neutral, nonbinary, genderfluid, etc. reader. ❇Character x Character ❇Character Analysis ❇Triggering subjects ❇OC x Canon ❇My own OCs or friends’ OCs. What I can not or will not write: Things that I will not write about if you ask me and more will be added on as I go along and see what I’m comfortable with: ❇Vore, I am comfortable writing cannibalism but vore is just too far for me. ❇Adult/Minor, as I’ve said before Pedos can fuck off. I will most likely be adding more as I spend more time writing here and seeing what I am or am not comfortable with, but these are the rules for now and the most basic ones I have. Now I know I haven’t listed everything as I haven’t thought of everything so if you want to ask to make sure, please do. But please just be respectful to me and each other and yourself. Make sure that you understand the rules before requesting or interacting.

Now I will do any type of reader. Due to being transgender, reader will almost always be either female, AFAB, transgender male, or gender neutral. I will do others if it is requested by a lot of people but male reader is thin ice which I may avoid due to how common it is to be harassed for being a fetishist of gay men for writing male, since yes I may be a man but I have been told before that I’m only transgender to get away with it and I have seen others be harassed. So yes I might do it but I will tread those waters carefully and most likely only do it when asked but if I am harassed I will stop it completely. But honestly, for most of my posts reader will be gender neutral or AFAB if not stated otherwise for scenarios but specific fics will be female or transgender male. Other things such as race, body type, height, weight, tattoos, scars, specific body characteristics, etc. will be completely neutral unless I have stated otherwise or have been requested by someone. I will also do disabilities if requested but all readers will have a slight tinge of neurodivergence as I am autistic and that tends to bleed into my writing. Sorry if any of this seems rude or harsh or hostile but I have been advised to be firm with my boundaries to stop me from having problems in the long run and I am going with it as I am normally a pushover. Masterlist and AUs? I will not be having a normal masterlist as most of my posts will either be character analyses for my AUs or fics based upon those AUs or talking about scenarios for characters so I do not see the need for a normal masterlist. Instead, once I have posted the summary for that AU I will link it to here, and under the summaries in that post I will have links to all the other parts of the AU like the fics, scenarios with characters, and analyses which I will try to update as I go along, this is to just make everything easier to find. The list at the moment will just be a list of the AUs I’m going to be doing so see it as spoilers but as I go along the links will be added: ❇COD Angel! AU ❇COD Bug! AU ❇COD Celestial! AU ❇COD Cryptid! AU ❇COD Demon! AU ❇COD Fairytale! AU ❇COD Magical! AU ❇COD Mythological! AU ❇COD Pirate! AU ❇COD Plague! AU ❇COD Royal! AU ❇COD Shopkeeper! AU ❇COD Victorian! AU ❇COD Wonderland! AU

Anyone can use my AUs as long as I am credited as I do not care much and I like see how people will use my AUs as I love sharing ideas and helping people create things by giving them a basic base. Just have fun with it.

#blog rules #boundaries

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uncaught-coolfish · 11 months

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Ok.

I wanna talk about the ice queendom designs.

This one’s adorable, that’s all I gotta say. My girl is snug as a bug. Good for her!

Tbh I don’t hate this design. Don’t like it either. Firstly, girl, you’re a carpenter’s dream. Flat as a board, those sunglasses you’ve got perched on your unneeded chest window(????????? I DONT EVEN KNOW IF THATS WHAT THAT IS) are gonna fall out of there! Also, a little excessive on the belts/straps. And good god are her tights made from iron? They’re shiny as fuck

I don’t like this design. “But that’s the point lol it’s Weiss’s conscious or whatever the fuck I don’t remember shit that happened in this anime,” don’t care this design is ass. The cat gloves look ugly. The belt around the neck is sending me like girl you are going to get choked. The random stitches. I like the fact there’s not 20 different shades of the same color being thrown at us like canon has been doing but here the colors are just not being used well. For the love of god, put my girl in something decent please.

Oh wait. This isn’t her only design.

Look I don’t… hate it. Adam’s original design is fucking banger already. But. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP WHAT’S NOT EVEN BROKEN THIS BADLY

The boots. Oh my god those fucking boots. Ew. Ew. Ew. Girl it looks like you stuck your feet in a griller at a KFC. How do you walk in that. How. Genuinely. How. How. How. YOU ARE GOING TO FALL.

The gloves somehow got worse. Her tail makes it look like she got electrocuted. Those are barely even fucking booty shorts at this point and the thigh highs don’t help. Combined with the fact this fit produced one of the weirdest takes I’ve seen in the fandom yet (from my understanding… might’ve been reading it wrong but you really don’t wanna know), this fit… I still like it better than the first one. Blake rocks the mask.

Finally… some good fucking food. While the brown will never not irk me, points are restored by putting Yang in a ponytail. Hallelujah.

Though I don’t like her pants. Why is only one leg covered. Why. It looks BAD. You don’t need exposed thigh for every female design, folks.

But I also wanna look at the recent dress we got.

Again. Ruby? You’re doing so good babygirl. Kisses.

Weiss? Ew. Ew ew ew. Easily my least favorite. Go girl give us nothing. Why do we keep trying to make her look so youthful and innocent and cute? Especially in the “She is MEGA racist here” anime? It’s gross as shit. Especially given other parts of her character, where I feel like this weird infantilization (forgive me if that’s the wrong word) is just… bleh.

I also don’t really like Blake’s. I’m so sorry they keep putting you in these things girl. Too many flowers. Too many shades. Bleh.

YANG!!!!! First off I love her hair. Thank you. It looks so big and bright and AUGHH also super cute dress. It’s giving southern wine aunt that’ll play board games with you… not a bad thing.

One of two design posts for today. Other will be out shortly.

#rwde

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muuurder · 2 years

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I would love to hear the absolute hours of headcanons you have for Brahms.

Hi anon I don’t know who you are but I love you oh my god. Into my pocket you go. So I have so many, But we’ll start with like 10 lol. But please feel free to ask more. Y’all got no clue how much seratonin this is giving me lol.

Brahms’s favorite story is beauty and the beast. He relates to the beast and he’s an insane hopeless romantic.

He is actually a very clean dude. His entire room was incredibly tidy from what we seen, I think his hygiene dipped because 1) he lived in an old house that was noisy so you can only imagine the amount of noise taking a bath would take. Not to mention, finding the time since greta can’t leave. 2) Greta was there and his parents left him for literal months. He had a wash bin and couldn’t wash clothes. I can only imagine how gross he also felt.

I think, he actually would love a pet. I like to think he gets a maine coon cat who also helps detour the rat problem so the nanny doesn’t have to kill the rats (i like rats. Obviously can’t domestic feral rats, but they’re very smart and I don’t like rat or mice traps. A maine coon is big enough to scare em off until the house can be properly fixed.)

The maine coon is named king. I have a whole story you guys I’m not joking I just hoooooo.

Alot of people think brahms needs a motherly type as far as love interest but Imma be real honest, his type is fiesty. Someone who can buck him and keep him in place while respecting him and can also be sweet? ugh a queen if you will. He loved a multi-faceted bitch lol.

I also think despite his parents being conservative, he would absolutely be open minded especially in regards to gender and sexuality. He doesn’t know enough and any one who came in clearly different, he’d be very intrigued. His sexuality? literally anyone who shows him any compassion. He’s a trauma gay im convinced. Pry it from me lol.

He is a music snob however lol. Tragic for me, he hates metal music. He prefers classical and opera. Some modern music he likes. Particularly I can see him liking uh cigarettes after sex, and indie real well. possibly new wave? He’ll try anything but don’t get onto him when he scrunches his face when he hears something he dislikes. He’s blunt he’ll tell you it’s awful lol.

I think the first time he would go out in the sun would be overwhelming. His eyes have been adjusted to darkness, so clearly it would hurt and be overstimulating. You’d have to ween him into it.

The moment he can take a bath, try my ass he smells like fancy ass soap. We’re talking bergamot (idk how to spell it but its citrus), eucalyptis, He just smells really fresh alright. Like hugging him post bath is such a good time.

I think he can cook, but fuck he can’t bake for shit. He can do basic cooking but ask him to bake a cake or pancakes and somehow it turns to shit. It’s endless frustration. He will happily help you though. He’s a good kitchen helper. Or anything helper. He’s a bit of a golden retriever boy tbh. He wants to help you constantly. He opens doors, he helps carry groceries, like he wants to be helpful.

I got way more so feel free to ask lol.

#Can we spell #no #I swear to god I can write #I'm just tired lol #Quinn speaks #brahms heelshire #brahms the boy #brahms hillshire #brahms the doll #the boy movie #the boy 2016 #the boy #brahms headcanons #Anon #anon ask #i love you anon

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spnfanficpond · 1 year

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January 2023 Angel Fish Awards

(Angel Fish design by @slytherkins!!)

WELCOME TO THIS MONTH’S ANGEL FISH AWARDS!

Every month all of you fantastic writers work your asses off to post some truly incredible stories. Our Angel Fish Awards are the way for all of us, as a community of writers and readers, to lift each other up and give praise to those who have captured our attention and deserve a few kind words.

The monthly Angel Fish Awards are peer-nominated, meaning ANYONE (you don’t have to be a member) CAN NOMINATE ANY POND MEMBER’S FIC. Everyone in this community deserves to be showered with love and feedback, and we hope that this fun, thoughtful award will do just that.

Be sure to read through this whole post as people who were nominated more than once only had one tag activated for Tumblr tagging purposes!

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE ARE THIS MONTH’S ANGEL FISH AWARDS!

Nominated by @rauko-is-a-free-elf

To Love And To Hold by @glygriffe

This whole thing is just so cute. I think my favorite part is how ye great and powerful eldritch angel of the lord Cas is so cute and adorable that both brothers are hopeless against it. Sam moves quickly from "we can't keep it" to "well maybe if we can't find an owner," and Dean goes almost immediately from "hell no I'm allergic" to "dammit Sam pick up some Allegra I guess." 😆💚

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Nominated by @glygriffe

Hate or Love by @rauko-creates

I love the poetry of this piece. It's poignant and have a depth that I can't quite grasp, but it's beautiful none the less.

Not Alone by @mrswhozeewhatsis

A sweet little fic set during the COVID-19 pandemic, featuring Sam x Reader. It's full of fluff and I like the type of narration, the author's voice in this fic. It makes me feel... grounded in the story, immerse in the universe.

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Nominated by @mariekoukie6661

Under The Mistletoe by @katbratsupernaturalwhore

This was very cute!!!

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Nominated by @mrswhozeewhatsis

...And Then There Were Three (series) by @thoughtslikeaminefield

It's been a heck of a long time since I've really read smut without just skimming through it for the vital details. This series? I read every word. So freaking hot!! Both brothers? YES, PLEASE!!!!

Just Like Heaven by @redmyeyes

On the Destiel to Wincest spectrum, I definitely lean towards Destiel, but I do love an occasional Wincest fic, if it's got the right feel to it. This fic right here? It's got it. The angst. The brotherly way of communicating without talking. The brotherly way of doing something gross as a way of saying, "I love you." (It's so gross. But so brotherly.) This right here is the Goldilocks of Wincest fics for me!

Smoking Spirits on the Roof by @stusbunker

And now I'm off to the other end of the spectrum with a Destiel rec! This is a sweet (and smutty) college AU that explores a little bit of the paradox of being queer and having religious faith and an uber-religious family. It doesn't go too deep, so it's not a slog, it's just right for some light reading!

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Nominated by @princessmisery666

Rainy Days and Mondays by @kellyn1604

OMG 😱 those last three sentence’s literally made me teary eyed 😢 a smidge of angst but all the fluffiness and it was beautiful 🤩

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE AWESOME WORK AND GREAT FEEDBACK!

These are not actual awards, as in, there is no competition! This system is set up so everyone has a chance to share the love and promote a fic/author in the Pond that has grabbed your attention. The more people that participate, the better this will be :D

THANK YOU ALL AGAIN, KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK, AND AS ALWAYS, HAPPY WRITING!

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rory294 · 2 years

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thegrandkahuna33/object-battle / /let5-ago

hey, this is a lot on one post, so i made a carrd. i update it whenever i find new stuff so come check back at it once and awhile. enjoy,

https://puffycheeksanon.carrd.co/

thegrandkahuna33/object-battle /let5-ago is a dirty pedo

he likes asking kids to draw fetish art because he thinks its cute

if you look on his blog and see what he follows, you will see some pretty ugly faces. not cute at all

the third one is a dumb weaboo blog, but these two are straight up fetish blogs. tell me, does that look “cute” to you? i think not.

lets look at @heavingandpuffing because thats where the real dirt is

the first image is a cartoon woman pissing herself while holding her breath. that is not cute at all and everyone knows pee kinks exists. i’m not going to post that here because its gross but you can see it vaguely in the picture above.

the image of sandy cheeks you see is what i’m focusing on here into detail about a spongebob character drowning. if you go the bottom of the post, you will see a few lines of gibberish, almost like the user tried to make tags and failed

this is listed as “fetish” and “kink”

i am not saying these two blogs are the same person. i am just showing that alolaace/drv34 is a dirty ol peeedo who likes tricking kids into drawing fetish art.

he has changed his url from momo5yu to pummol88 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run

he has changed his url from pummol88 to pokemonfan77 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run. take note on how he removed the blog i mentioned but kept the other ugly ass blog up. its still fetish you silly pedo

he has changed his url from pummol88 to smlover3 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run. of course someone as tasteless and brain dead as this motherfucker would watch something like that. he’s also removed the other fetish blog in his follows. this is him admitting that yes, it’s a fetish. yes he wanks off to it and no he doesn’t care if he tries to trick children into drawing it. what a pathetic life to live.

he has changed his url from smlover3 to super-mario-67 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run. at this point he knows i’m here but is a little pussy bitch to do anything.

he has changed his url from super-mario-67 to Pokeblog5 because he’s a dirty little pedo on the run. he’s also made his blog dashboard only because another victim has spoken up. i would recommend checking out their post. love how this spineless little freak is so pathetic that he can’t confront me but continues to harass minors. typical pedo behavior i say.

pokeblog5 has completely abandoned his blog altogether and became danganfan7. unfortunately tumblr loves pedos so they took down one of the other blogs against him but honestly it’s sad to see the experience i gave him wasn’t terrible enough to make him go away. shame shame. just means i have to try harder ;)

so it’s been awhile but this guy’s swapped from his previous usernames and split himself in half! he’s got both drv34 and alolaace take note that he has two different ages on his profiles.

this is very much him trying to bring his sockpuppet brother here, despite being really fucking stupid and making him act JUST like him.

Oh, he also made a funny little post, I’ll link it here so you can roast or block as you please.

yikes, i don’t know why he keeps trying considering he’s made this kind of post before and all it’s done is given him harassment. very pedoy behavior here, imagine having to jump through this many hoops just to convince a bunch of strangers that you don’t jack off to “puffy faces”. couldn’t be me. also take note of the piss poor excuse to keep bothering minors. nasty.

another thing to mention is that he’s prone to send anon hate like a little bitch, here’s a screenshot from someone who wanted to stay anonymous.

honestly, if this guy hit my way with anon hate (he won’t because asks are off and again he’s a little bitch) it would make me laugh. I would show my friends on discord his ask and we’d just make fun of him. lol

Want more reasons to hate this thickskulled prick? Well here you go, ablest slurs!

I censored the person’s icon because I’m sure they don’t want anything to do with this but its nice to see we all live in this dickbutt’s head rent free (i mean it’s not too hard because he’s got such a small brain LMAO)

here’s puffycheeks Mcpedo using his sockpuppet account to send anon hate, not even hiding that it’s him lmao

hey remember on your DA about when you said you take medication so you don’t do bad things? yeeah maybe get a higher dosage dude.

Found another sockpuppet account YEEHAW -->gogogreg

Apparently he has several deviantart accounts in which he uses to prey on kids. typical pedo behavior strikes again. Would be a shame if I plastered them here for all to see!

Oopsies! Oops again! lets hope no one raids or reports them teehee

Good news! We found his furaffinty account! I will not be linking it here because it’s full disgusting crap in his favorites but his username is ugochu. If you ever need proof that this guy’s got puffy cheek fetish, just check there!

It seems he’s slowly becoming aware that people are going to kick him in the teeth whenever he sends anything, so being the groomer he is, puffy’s decided to become a total creep in dms!

Silly dipshit, now you REALLY look like a pedo! if you get a dm asking to draw you stuff privately, block it right away!

He still goin god damn!

literally sounding like a child groomer my dude

#momo5yu #pummol88 #pokemonfan77 #smlover3 #super-mario-67 #Pokeblog5 #danganfan7 #drv34 #alolaace #gogogreg #7genpoke #thestarslumiary #7genp #thegrandkahuna33 #mymomotree34 #let5-ago #object-battle

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Dream's Apology

On May 7th, 2022, Dream released an apology following his past videos come to light. In them were harmful racist and antisemitic jokes.

I have not been able to find this apology on tumblr, nor the original link. I believe it is necessary for me to post this here as a point of reference, especially with how easily misinformation circulates and resources are lost. As always, please use your own judgement.

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[Image ID: Screenshot of Dream's Pastebin 'Past' from May 7th 2022

"I’m writing this just as the thoughts come to my head so sorry if I ramble at all.

Just thought I’d readdress some things I’ve talked about before, and in turn, current events. The elephant in the room, I had bigoted humor, and some very privileged and bigoted views before Youtube. Point blank. I’ve talked openly about how YouTube changed me for the better, going from a very sheltered life to talking to people from all over the world, from different cultures and countries and communities. This is something I don’t mind talking about at all because I think growth is important, and that acknowledging that having done racist things, or other things of that nature, doesn’t make you racist. It’s your actions after knowing that what you did was racist or offensive that defines you. making sure you never do those things again, and recognizing that they’re gross, and completely unacceptable. that is what defines how you are as a person. Whether it’s a full blown racist ass “meme”, or just a micro aggression against a marginalized community. Recognizing it was wrong, and moving forward knowing that.

Some people grow up surrounded by only love & kindness & understanding and don’t realize how blessed they are to have been fed the things they were on social media, and things they were taught in school, from their parents, their friends, their local government, who all their role models were. Everyone has a different upbringing, and until you get out in the world and you meet people, you’re always a lot more ignorant. I didn’t have a twitter until 2018/19, a facebook, an Instagram, or any social media. Being able to talk to people in an instant, and have people not afraid to challenge my view point, or that didn’t have the exact same views as my friends or my family or my city, was something completely new to me. Something that at first I rejected completely, and didn’t try and LISTEN. I would listen just to know how to argue back, not to try and actually understand. Once I learned that there’s more to listening than just hearing what someone’s saying, I matured a lot and slowly but surely I met more and more awesome people and feel like a completely completely different person to even just 3 years ago when I had no social media at all.

Everything that people have been bringing up recently are things that are from videos that I deleted while I was learning and growing. There’s a reason you’re viewing it on the way back machine, and not my channel, and that they’ve been deleted since early 2020 or even 2019.

I’ve talked to fans of mine from all kinds of places and cultures and plenty of times that’s resulted in me deciding to take a video down, even if it was only one person I had a discussion with in private. A lot of my “humor” came from the YouTubers I watched growing up, and so knowing that, I’ve always strived to make sure my content is as friendly to people around the world as it possibly can be. No matter who it is. I feel like it’s my responsibility. I don’t want a kid to end up being accidentally hateful because it’s something that I made them feel like was okay. I’m not their parent, but sometimes creators can have more of an influence on someone’s heart than even their parents. I only want that to be positive.

It is upsetting seeing clips that I have removed long ago being brought up, because obviously they were removed for a reason. But like I’ve also talked about many times before, that’s going to unfortunately happen. When people see stuff like that, they will want some reassurance that you don’t hold those views, or that you were uninformed or being ignorant. but the fact is, that’s not always the case. Sometimes, you were just being racist. You can be being both ignorant and racist at the same time.

I’ve done racist things. I’ve done bigoted things. I’ve never done anything with the intent to harm someone, but I have definitely harmed groups of people without caring, or without understanding the effect my words or actions could have on that group. What struggles they have to deal with on a daily basis, and how me as a teenager didn’t care enough to understand that or realize that I was adding to hatefulness in the world. It sucks, it sucked, and I’m sorry.

It’s heartbreaking to see long since deleted clips resurface, because it’s paraded as if these are my current jokes, or my current positions, or that I am a horrible bigot, and when that happens, the hurt that my past self inflicted on probably a very small audience, now gets brought up again and amplified to hurt more people. It breaks my heart because I’ve always learned from my mistakes, and part of that has opened me up to being a lot more empathetic. It hurts seeing some of the random memes or jokes that I made growing up, because now I understand that they weren’t just jokes, they were harmful and they had real impact on those around me, even if I didn’t know it. People don’t need to see idiotic gross things that I did at a young age, or while growing up and finding myself as a person. that being said, I don’t want to just brush it off, because I feel like everything I’m saying here is important for you guys to hear, and it doesn’t matter how long ago something was, it’s bound to pop up at some point.

So I’ll just finish this by saying that I have nothing but love for everybody out there, I don’t care who you are, if you hate me or love me, where you’re from, or anything about you. you have value and worth, and you deserve to be listened to and understood. I’ll always do my best to learn and grow from my past mistakes, and listen to people when I make new ones, because I will. I ask that everyone judge me by my current content, my current character, and who I am now as a person, because that’s all I have to offer, and the best anyone can do. I’ll do my best to always be the best version of myself possible.

See you soon - Dream" End ID].

#dreamwastaken discourse #dreamwastaken mcyt #dreamwastaken #important #resource

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