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hopelesslygaysstuff · 1 year

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ceo!wanda letting you grind against her thigh while she gets some work done, ignoring you until your eyes gloss over and you're softly moaning in her ear. right when you're about to come, she stops your hips with her fingers digging into your waist, smiling as she asks, "having fun darling? remember to ask permission to come." before going back to her work and ignoring you while you beg and plead on her lap as she forces your hips to keep moving.

#charsgaythoughts #need me a sugar mommy wanda fr #life would just be way better #plus she's literally perfect #and hot #and so so so beautiful #mcu #marvel #wanda maximoff #mommy wanda #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #dom!wanda #ceo!wanda

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brionysea · 4 months

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obsessed with dick and cass not getting along because they're the best suited to be the next batman if they have to, except only dick has to, because cass wants to

#cass can do whatever she wants forever #dick is literally better than batman #broody bastard #cass on the other hand? taciturn weirdo who's always lurking in dark corners #she's perfect #let dick stay a bird. making him a bat is depressing #batfam #dick grayson #cassandra cain #plus sorry but cass is the type to *believe* in the bat's no kill rule #dick will cover up murders for his family #be real

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steviescrystals · 4 months

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i seriously need to get a new job and start making money again asap bc i cannot keep living at home much longer it’s driving me insane

(wrote an entire essay in the tags without meaning to oops)

#i feel so isolated from everything bc i’m not in school rn but all my friends are and 90% of the ones who are in state go to the same school #so they’re all in the same town and here i am 45 minutes away #i never get invited to anything bc 1) my friends all tend to make plans really last minute #and 2) if we want to go out and drink - which we usually do bc that’s the stage of life we’re in rn - i’d have to stay the night with #someone bc i absolutely cannot afford a 45 minute uber home and most of my friends don’t like staying over / having people stay over #so i have basically no social life and it’s only gotten worse in the past couple months since i got laid off from my main job #not only did i love that job but i loved my coworkers and work was pretty much the only time i left the house and interacted with people #and without that job i can’t even do the little solo things i used to do to cheer myself up like go see a movie #or even just go for a long drive bc i’m broke (as in i have $17 in cash to my name and am like $1000 in debt rn)#so all i do is rot in bed all day and apply for jobs that i’m overqualified for yet still don’t get hired #i barely even leave my room bc i avoid my family which just makes me feel guilty bc i love my family #but they get on my nerves so easily and most of the conversations i have with my mom end in her lecturing me about something and me crying #and on top of everything it’s just straight up embarrassing to be unemployed and completely directionless about college and living at home #logically i know i’m still very young and it’s common to live at home when you’re 20 but literally none of my friends do #i had a couple friends who lived at home for the first 2 years after high school and went to community college but by now they’ve moved out #and they’re all at universities and either graduating this year or next year meanwhile the earliest i could possibly graduate is in 2 years #i should be finishing my junior year rn but i’ve only completed my freshman year #i hated the school i was at and planned on transferring sophomore year but long story short that didn’t work out #even longer story short i ended up doing a semester each at 2 different community colleges and failed all my classes both times #and took 2 semesters off so now i’m a full 2 years behind and even though my freshman year was miserable #i’m starting to wish i stayed at that school anyway bc at least i would be at a university and accomplishing something #plus theres a huge difference between staying at home for a couple years after high school then moving out later #vs living on your own right away then having to move back home after you’ve already experienced having your own space #and on top of everything i have an older sister who’s a literal genius and graduated last year #and a younger sister who just finished her freshman year at the school i hated but she loves it and got perfect grades and made friends #so they’re both thriving and here i am living with my mom and my 13 year old brother and just completely failing at everything #i’m just so miserable and obviously moving out again and going back to school wouldn’t magically fix everything #but at least i would feel like my life was going somewhere and i wasn’t getting left behind by everyone i know #i just have no idea how to move forward and i feel like ever since high school not a single thing has gone the way i wanted it to #vent

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mommyhorror · 1 year

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Haven’t seen it yet but what are the radblr takes on the Barbie movie 🍿

#Barbie #I ask because everyone blatantly says it’s feminist #And I’m curious how it actually is just because Amy schumer was originally going to play Barbie and that makes more sense to me #Just assuming that she would do it very tongue in cheek #Plus I like Amy’s sense of humor and way of acting so I would have enjoyed it #But anyways I think people have been hyping up Margot for her physical perfection #I’ve heard that moreso than any other take #But didn’t Barbie mattel literally make a ‘huge’ shift in their product atleast for PR reasons recently?#Most Barbie’s I see in stores are different body shapes and sizes #Which I know supporting actors are playing #Idk there’s just something itchy for me and I’m curious if someone else has parsed this out #Living in the tags section rn sorry and thanks again lmao for reading #Greta gerwig #margot Robbie #amy schumer #Radblr

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dullahandyke · 4 months

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neeeeed them to have hatesex

[ID: Aura Blackquill from Ace Attorney and Larxene from Kingdom Hearts.]

#i think we should introduce aura blackquill to the concept of nobodyhood and see wha thappens #this is why i chose keyblade revolutionnaire as my aa crossover bcos i feel like aa5 #(and turnabout for tomorrow which lbr is my main interest)#could work rlly interestingly with kh conventions. like the phantom fits the bill exactly for nobodyhood #whilst aura would make a perfect org member she LOVES repressing her emotions and doing unethical science #plus athena's emotion powers would interact in fun ways that the magatama and polly's bracelet kinda wouldnt #also small images bcos tumblr hates the big ones. literally logged me out when i tried to post em #but mean lesbian sex is an important message dammit!!!#larxquill

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skhardwarevers1 · 6 months

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I have never cried so much over one person in my life …I’m so glad she doesn’t have tumblr

#Every little thing she does is so cute to me #Nothing she does will ever make me hate her #She’s literally perfect and I love her so fucking much I want to tell her but how #Plus she’s not looking for a romantic partner I don’t want to fuck that up #I’d do anything for her. Including hold back my own feelings because of something she said once #But god k hate being away from her. I miss her randomly playing with my hair and holding my hand and just looking at me and everything #Why’d I ever doubt that I was in love with her? I’ve never cried over someone the way I have for her #I’ve never felt so much longing as I have for her #S.K thinks

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gootrude · 1 year

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i haven't read fanfic in many years, but i really hope someone else has also had the idea of adult joker and haru running a cafe together (haru manages the business and grows ingredients in her garden, joker handles the cooking and coffee making) and they becoming foster parents who take in kids needing a home. it makes perfect sense for both their characters it's CANNOT just be me who's thought of this

#i regretted picking makoto lol i think haru and joker have a much better future together #i convinced my sibling to pick haru so i could live it out without having to replay #harus dream is opening her own cafe plus she has the experience/money/education for it #joker canonically is a great cook and coffee guy in strikers plus spent all of p5 working in sojiros cafe #joker was basically a foster kid to sojiro during his probation #i can see him wanting to provide a stable loving home for kids in bad situations like he was. more than i can see him making kids #plus haru's so kind i can see her doing the same #PLUS she has all that money #perfect sense!!!#persona 5 #haru okumura #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #p5 #i am a shuake fan first but akechi was the rollercoaster relationship that died young (literally)#haru and joker are the stable adult relationship #gootpost

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catgirlkirigiri · 2 years

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Still think it’s stupid and weird that it’s some kind of unspoken canon that the nightlights just inbred forever when they could have so easily had them crossbreed with a similarly built dragon. Could’ve just gone oh yeah the nightlights genes are so strong you can’t even tell 1300 years later that at some point they introduced some idk sand wraith to their gene pool so they weren’t literally breeding with their siblings. Shit they could’ve just gone oh there’s multiple light furies Toothless’s girlfriend isn’t the last one boom problem solved

#plus then they could’ve had a bit more freedom with thunder/the other ‘modern’ nightlights designs instead of them all being varying degrees #of black and white that don’t really look good #like. sand wraiths are brownish right. imagine if they’d done that and introduced browns and yellows into the color scheme. could’ve done a #star kind of pattern but nooo gotta keep the dragon bloodline pure even if that means it’s incestuous #obviously any other similarly shaped specie could work. my first thought is just sand wraiths because. well look at them #I mean they were literally called sand fury before they decided to keep fury to just night fury and light fury. they’re perfect for this #zoracontent #this has been in my drafts since before I watched the third movie so I didn’t know if it was a plot point there or not that she was the only #light fury. but I didn’t notice any mention of light furies being extinct soo

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navree · 2 years

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https://at.tumblr.com/alicoles/which-one-of-henry-viiis-wives-is-alicent/k8sabcwh80z0 👀I trust now to you and your history expertise

Ah, the Tudors, literally my first ever foray into getting weirdly obsessed with periods of history, this is a merger of two very intense interests lol.

Also I personally voted for Jane Seymour, even tho an argument could be made for Katherine Parr if I wanted to, because there definitely are similarities in story and in temperament (as fas as we can guess, considering we don't know that much about Jane which is why stannes who get so weird about her fucking INFURIATE me), and also because there's a recap blog that's been watching The Tudors that described Annabelle Wallis's Jane as essentially a woman married to an abusive man who is working really hard to toe the line and make sure that she never got on his bad side or said the wrong thing and just always kept her cool and her head, and that kind of description is giving me big Alicent energy.

#personal #answered #anonymous #the anons who send me stuff about history: you guys are very special #you're allowing me to be at my peak nerd #'oh so you think viserys is ABUSIVE??' no but i think marriage to him #and the balancing act that involved with court and rhaenyra and all the factions involved wasn't easy #especially after driftmark when he tried to get her kids to implicate her in the strong bastards thing #literally told everyone and their mother he didn't give a shit if any of her family were injured maimed or killed #and also had his whole 'anyone who says two plus two equals four gets their tongues cut out' bit #like you know how in the carriage alicent immediately tries to smooth things over with viserys and swallow her real feelings #like.........yeah........#also i love jane and she deserves better from a LOT of people cuz the way most tudor fans talk about her is disgusting #fortunately i am a marian™ and as such i don't care for anne and therefore can be normal about jane #who also happened to be perfect #(all of this is said in jest obvi)

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purpldawne · 2 years

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GUYS OH MY GOD GUESS WHAT. PLUSH WONDERLAND ANNOUNCED PLANS TO MAKE AN ARASHI PLUSHIE. IM GOING TO EXPLODE SHES REAL. HIYORI CAN HAVE A MATCHING NARUUUUU

#i am normal #i am SO normal #she looks so CUTE #literal only design gripe is that she doesn't have more eyelashes #but other than that shes PERFECT #plus the design they released is just the beta so they could still change that #ensemble stars #enstars #arashi narukami #yall don't understand ive been waiting for this for SO long

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nylwnder · 1 year

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okay i was inspiried by @18prop ’s post and i had to do it!!

try it out for yourself <33333333

#okay i love how it’s literally the WHOLE ‘the new abnormal’ album plus one song to make it ten #but selfless is BEAUTIFUL #GORGEOUS #SHES PERFECT #i mean the whole album isssssssssssssssss #ugh i cant stop listening to it #it’s literally how i want my summer to sound #it’s so nostalgic which i’m obssesed with and why i relate it so much to my own summers ugh #so fucking good #i must say it came out in 2020 but like i never gave it much time until this year where i fell in love with it #please listen to it if you’re looking for recs !!!!!!!!! literally hits so fuckinh hard #also peep DFA cause that was all i was hearing through round 1 and 2 #also why we won round 1 cause of my fancam 🫶🫶#but freeze me is so good too pleaseeeeeee #anyways yeah :))))#also this is the beginning of my rockstar’s gf era too 💋#g! talks music

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fingertipsmp3 · 1 year

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I got a job interview on the same day my current contract ends lol. Is my run of bad luck coming to an end or is it more of the same though 🧐

#i really really want it because it’s literally within walking distance and the hours are perfect AND it’s over the winter so i don’t have #to worry about how i’m going to fund myself during the off season (ya girl lives in a tourist town lol)#plus the hours don’t clash with my coding course. i mean it’d be hard for them to since it’s a night class #but i don’t even work the same days i have lessons. so that’s good #one catch - it’s 5 hour shifts. and it’s in a coffee shop #there’s a shop attached to it (funnily enough they sell some of the same stuff my previous workplace sold lol) and they give tours #it’s like a historic tourist attraction with businesses attached to it basically. that is the vibe #and ya girl still has a busted knee. so it’s like. will i be able to do this #does anyone want a limping waitress/tour guide/cashier? is 5 hours too much? who can be sure #i’m just going to show up to the interview anyway. i talked to my mom about it and she was like ‘they can maybe give you a chair #while you’re cashiering or program in an unpaid break halfway through the day. plus your start date is 2 weeks away and you have physio #the day before it. you’ll have improved’ and i was like ‘yeah. all true’#like it makes sense to me to just go there; be relatively honest about my limitations; gather info #and just find out whether or not this is feasible and whether they think they can accommodate me or not #if they can’t it’s literally fine. i don’t really have a burning desire to continue working in hospitality. plus i’m starting this course #and there’s a guaranteed job interview at the end of it; plus job help. PLUS my boss all but said she’d take me back in february #like obviously i want and need something to do in the next 6 months but this isn’t the be all and end all #i just want it. i think it would work well for me #i’m going to do the interview and just hope for the best outcome for everybody i think #personal

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empress-of-snark · 2 years

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when your best friend is so supportive of your writing that she’ll read your fanfiction for shows she knows next to nothing about but now she’s mad because you made her ship a couple that has less than ten minutes of screen time together and are both dead

#she’s literally only seen s1 of stranger things (plus the hellcheer woods scene b/c of course I made her watch it)#so in addition to my fanfic that’s like the only frame of reference she has for the show/ship #anyway I love her and I’m so happy to make her suffer in shipping hell with me #and my god that song is perfect for them #brb adding it to my spotify hellcheer playlist #stranger things #eddie x chrissy #hellcheer #eddissy

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slayerchick303 · 2 years

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***NO SPOILERS***

The She-Hulk finale was freakin' AWESOME! It was different than anything else done by Marvel. It's so much better than anything I could've predicted. I wouldn't change a single thing! A+ K.E.V.I.N.

#its literally so good #perfection #she hulk #she hulk attorney at law #she hulk finale #jennifer walters #tatiana maslany #disney plus #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #mcu

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orcelito · 2 years

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I pulled out Hades bc I decided I needed some good ol' reflex games to deal with the aggression. & it was a Great idea. I did the shield & had a nearly perfect run lol. Only lost One death defiance, & it was while I was fighting hades, so that was fine lol. A very damage-heavy game. It was fun 😌

#speculation nation #weak on the special. With the added things of charm chance + weak time extension (by like 16 seconds by the end lmfao)#poison on attack. plus multi attack plus bonuses to stacking on weak enemies #sped up special so i was just tossin that shit everywhere #electrity on cast Plus jolt Plus retribution damage. thanks zeus #artemis on summon. which is my fav bc it's always just like. massive damage instantly. she's perfect #+ i had several other bonuses from her. extra arrows per every attack and extra critical hit chance.#i also had some extra run speed. And health regen with dashing #i actually didnt have anything on my dash skill. like damage wise. it just never came up. but it ended up fine #i was really on top of my game today. there was a special enemy that i literally took no damage at all while fighting #and then i went thru nearly my whole health bar for like 2 different choice battles. it is an Oof #but i just barely managed to pull thru without losing any death defiances. thanks bouldy.#and yes of course i beat hades. he was fucking Easy in comparison to the multi-sister battle towards the beginning #ah i do love this game. tactics games r fun but sometimes u just need to zone out while letting ur hands to the work #a good hack and slash. good for the aggression. (assuming u win lol. which i sure do)

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ienvyflowers · 2 months

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I had a thought (surprise)

#perfect solution to the issues with the live action Snow White remake #im not familiar with all the problems but for the issue people have with a snow white who's not actually light skinned:#they should've made snow white a lesbian #listen #she lives in a cottage in the woods with seven men #so it would be some fun irony #plus #you get an EXTRA princess!#two princesses for the price of one!#AND #you could cast a white or asian actress as Snow (so that she has light skin)#but then cast a dark skinned actress as her hero!#TWO PRINCESSES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE #LISTEN OK #plus it would be so cute to have shots that focus on their hand or something and snow's hand is literally snow white #and then her gf's hand is like properly dark #so you could have Snow White having snow white skin and ebony black hair #and then her gf with snow white hair and ebony skin #(the hair's not that important on the gf but just a shot of the contrasting skin colours of their hands would be so beautiful #like the type of shit i save to use in paintings)#opportunity missed tbh it could've been so good

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