#plus they didn't give him any medicine all day

[syxnewt]

my parents want my little brother, who has had a fever no lower than 100 F for the past 2-3 days, to go to school tomorrow

[shaisuki]

OMFG im so embarassseeed to send this but can you do gentle sex with loottssss of praise with geto and gojo. maybe a part two of a game of cat and mouse. maybe they're feelijg nice?

(𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗞) 𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗦

ft. bully! gojo satoru and geto suguru.

content warnings slight somnophilia, nonconsensual groping, noncon, dubcon, praise, dacryphilia, mild injuries, references to depression, bribery, fingering, gaslighting, jealousy, oc character, bullying, pet names. dead dove do not eat.

notes part one here. part three, here. do you really all want that revenge and chasing arc? inbox open.

SERIES MASTERLIST

synopsis after the punishment you took plus being sick gave them the reason to visit after your two days of absence.

you spent the next two days in bed. your phone turned off to block the calls and messages coming from them. not needing any reminder of what they can do while you shut the world for awhile.

after what happened, you couldn't bring yourself to attend your classes. absentmindedly staring in space while the world buzzes around you. passerbys staring at you in concern while you aimlessly drag your body around until your feet brought you back to your dorm room. taking a long, cold shower and plopping in your bed. crying your eyes out until they were puffy and red. you stayed in your bed the first day. squeezing your eyes until they are no tears to cry. every ache of your body reminded you of them. the bruises. the welts. you were lucky your ass didn't blister from the harsh spanking you got from him. only laying in your stomach until the time ticks by in the clock.

what meant to be a rest day turned to be a sick day. your head pounding and every breath feels like you were chasing it with a body that feels hot while your insides turns cold like water freezing in a fridge. luckily your roommate kindly checked on you. tending to your needs until you were better and with that they left you alone with a better chance to recover in your own in which you are grateful for and you snooze in your own.

while you slumber away from all your problems, there suguru and satoru was restless. there's a barrage of missed calls in their call logs and a handful of messages in the chat box, both you didn't see nor responded. they don't missed they say but actions lie and after the two days without you, nor a strand of your hair or a silhouette, they visited you in your dorm room.

knocking once, twice and the door swung open and they expected it to be you. with your surprised reaction and they can't wait to wipe that relieved look in your face after getting a surprise visit from them, instead your roommate was the one who greeted them. staring at them inconspicuously. a bored look in their face wondering who would bother you at this time.

“she had been sick and is recovering. you should visit for another time.” they explained. ignoring the irritated look in their faces. “if you insist. lock the door before leaving.” they gave up as satoru began to threaten them about dorm privileges. it comes in handy and they were granted access to your own safe space. your roommate left shortly muttering about being late to a group study and won't be back until tomorrow which granted an opportunity to be left alone with you.

the curtains were open. a slight breeze coming from the outside your window gently blew. giving your room a natural cooling. your roommate weren't lying when they said you were sick and is currently recovering. a thermometer is neatly placed in your bedside table along with medicine and a glass of water.

a soft whoosh being heard in the room coming from your sleeping figure. tucked in the blanket and satoru almost gleefully want to jump on you but suguru stopped him.

“careful, satoru. she's sleeping.” the blue-eyed man pouts before slowly putting his weight on your bed while suguru settles besides your sleeping figure. covered by the blankets to preserve your body warmth and satoru being the one who can't keep his hands on himself decided to tug your blankets down. leaving you to shift in your sleep but satoru doesn't care as always of your comfort.

mind in a tangled mess of being deprived of you. satoru always was on his whims. never letting anyone to dictate what he's to do but sometimes he could listen to suguru. he knows suguru missed you. they both did. no phone calls not even a message and he's angry. your left them high and dry.

removing his glasses and putting it away, his sweater followed through. showing his defined muscles. he hovers above you. drinking in the sight of your sleeping figure and it's different from how you usually is.

a simple oversized shirt draped in your body. showing your bare legs and the cloth riding up exposing your creamy thighs ridden with the bruises you took from them. some are healing and the others, fresh from the punishment they've given you the other day.

your round cheek is smooshed in the pillow and your unkempt locks of your hair sprawled above you. you're almost innocent and satoru isn't the type to fawn over someone. such domesticity is present in yourself. almost innocent. he leans down to you. his lips brushing in the apple of your cheek and just simply inhaling the scent in your neck. his hand went simply to touch your thighs. soft and warm like clouds from the plushness and the heat you're radiating.

it was the best of your sleep in your entire life, maybe since you started college. it has been nothing but nights that are spent when satoru and suguru would bring you to places you've never seen just to use you as a tool to warm their cocks. it was a nightmare. late in the night you would be back in your dorm room like you were trash. in your sleep there's nothing of it. the humiliation they would do to you. the names that you didn't heard since childhood. the tears coming down just to tire you out until you've fallen asleep. in your slumber, it was all quiet. a dreamland that is granted to you for only a night and then you woke up.

your eyes flutter to adjust your sight in your room but before your eyes could open. you feel a presence near you, you only assumed it was your roommate it was taking care of you when you were sick. you call their name.

“akira?” you call out softly but instead it was the voice that terrorized you and when you hear that voice, he's also here.

“who's akira?” suguru asks you, beating satoru to ask you first. of course they know who is it. they were just messing up with you. satoru studied your expression. a mixture of shock and fear mingling into your face and he smiles at your frightened expression. tears quickly appeared in your eyes and he frowns at your expression. a terrified look is thrown at him and he's hurt by it. a little.

“where's akira—i mean my roommate?”

“they left.” suguru changes his posture. sitting in crossed legs while you slowly backed away until your back is pressed against the wall. gojo sitting in front of you. examining you.

geto tuts at you. “let's get down to other important matters, princess.” you winced at the pet name. your head hanging low and suguru climbs to your bed. grasping your chin with his finger and forcing you to look at him. meeting the fierceness of his own eyes. “where were you? ignored calls and messages. care to explain?”

“i was sick.” you mutter softly. blinking in a nervous manner and suguru let goes your chin. satisfied with your answer and knowing that you're not lying to his face. he smiles and looks at satoru.

“clearly, you're recovering but you can take us again. right?” he whispers behind you. his hot breath tickling your ears. you shaked your head. you've been sick. they would understand but they have other things in their mind running right now and that is to use you again. he places you in his lap, forcing your chunky legs to spread.

suguru ignores it that little denial you were doing and his hands slides in your arms and cups your round belly. slowly pulling the hem of your oversized shirt until it rested at the top of your breasts which suguru wasted no time in fondling them. groaning at your ear from how soft you are and kissing your nape.

satoru beams up like a child on a christmas day. his present in front of him unwrapped. suguru had abandoned your other breast. satoru removes your panties and suguru takes advantage of it. brushing his fingers in between your slit and slapping that cute little clit of yours making you jolt and suguru chuckles. enjoying the tiniest of reactions coming from you. he rubs your slit for a few seconds until you were wet before plunging his thick fingers inside you. making sure you're prepped before satoru takes you whose already stroking his cock, bead of precum leaking in the slit of his cock.

satoru's patience is running thin he crashes his lips into you roughly. forcefully shoving his tongue in you making you sob at the intrusion. his pulse quickening. moaning from the kiss from how good it was. why it was this easy to feel this way with you. just a kiss, a touch. yes, he torments you. took pleasures of your pain. seeing how helpless you are and with the tears in your eyes. his reflection mirrored on it.

do you see him? for what he is. do you know how little self-control he have for you when he takes you.

he hold one of your round cheeks in his hand. his gaze in your trembling lips. swollen it was from how much he have kissed you. swept away from the fervent passion.

“slowly, satoru.” suguru warns him after making you cum with his fingers. he removes his digits to your soaked hole replacing it with satoru's cock aligning to your sweet pussy. “i know, suguru. i want (y/n) to recover but i know she misses my cock too—fuck” he hisses after sinking his cock deep inside you. the stretch burns despite being prepped by suguru's fingers. “that's it, sweet girl. taking satoru's cock so well.” suguru murmurs. biting the shell of your ear while he watch satoru crumbling in front of him from how good your pussy is.

gojo hoists your leg up, putting it beside his wait and his moans got louder. his cock getting deeper inside of you. pleasure coursing both of your stomachs from how good it was. “you love me being this deep, baby?.” gojo pants. once in a rare occasion he would be this sincere to you. for once it wasn't condescending. it was real soft from how he was speaking to you. holding your plush waist in his hand while he rolls his hips.

suguru chuckles. “but i bet you like it better when it's me and satoru are inside you, right? you always have the cutest reaction.” suguru taunts and followed by a chuckles after feeling your body tensing up. a curse coming from gojo following through.

“f-fuck, she does like that, suguru. she's tightening up.”suguru chuckles. “but i bet you want both of our cocks inside you, right? you love it when we make your slutty pussy ours. cause you're our greedy baby. bet you can't cum on satoru's cock without mine.” gojo lets out a curse followed by a laugh.

“f-fuck, she's squeezing my cock tight, suguru. yeah? you want suguru's cock inside you too, baby?” gojo teases. “shit, shit. okay, we'll get into that, okay. if you can cum on my cock, suguru will give it to you. understand—” his breath turning into labored breaths as his hips snaps forward, what once easy pace turning into much of harsher pace.

every jiggle of your body just turn him on more. seeing your round stomach folded and your breasts and just everything about you. he's not going to last. added by your chubby pussy choking his cock and trying to milk him with every worth of his cum. suguru warned him to never get this rough to you but if you're still on brink of recovering why this pussy of yours greedily sucks his cock deep inside you.

“want me to cum inside you? you're my good girl. you deserve to be given by my cum.” he babbles. holding the back of your thighs as he gets deeper insider you making you cry again and sob. geto cradles your cheek. whispering sweet nothings to you as his friend gets closer to his release.

“make sure to take satoru's cum, sweet girl or we won't get easy on you even you're not feeling well.” suguru warns. you can only nod. not wanting to prolong your suffering from this two even it was their way of being nice to you for a brief short time.

your pussy squelches with satoru's thrust. the man who's currently shaping your pussy hole with his length is clouded in haze. all he can do is drive his large cock in your hole that has been clenching on his length. beads of his cum are being slowly staining your insides along with your slick.

a choked moan out of the blue coming from you and a sudden burst of your orgasm came in manner that you didn't expect. your pussy convulses around with his length and satoru with his full force, buries his cock to the hilt in to your cunt. trembling as he spills his thick load of his cum inside you. his grip on your hips tight as he makes sure that he's balls deep while he empties himself inside of you.

“fucking good, hah, going to fuck this pussy again.” satoru grunts and suguru stops him. “not so fast, satoru. i'm next.” satoru grumbles and he hissed removing his still hard cock.

satoru's now behind you. fondling and pinching every skin his hands can cover while kissing you fervently.

“ready for me?” suguru asks you, already in between your legs with his cock brushing against your folds and you know it wasn't a question.

you thought after being done to you, they'll leave like they always does but instead they're still here. the clouds were dark and there's a cold breeze coming from your window.

after passing out from how they spent fucking their loads inside you, you expected to be alone with nothing as your tears comfort you but there was nothing as suguru holds you in his arms. your back pressed against his chest while he lay in your bed. half-naked while he smokes his cigarette.

satoru on the other hand was resting in your round stomach. pawing at it like he was an overgrown cat. fascinated at the softness of your flesh. kissing it occasionally and sucking it.

suguru was the first to notice the change in your breathing. signalling that you were awake and he presses a soft kiss in your temple. “slept well, princess?” you nodded at his question. “good.” drawing circles in your shoulder.

“i was thinking, maybe we should upgrade your wardrobe for a purpose, what you think, satoru?” he briefly looks at the man in your stomach.

satoru raises his head. “better. i'm getting tired of ripping those annoying clothes.” he grumbles. burying his face into your stomach.

“you okay with that?” suguru gets back to question you and you shrug. you never had a choice when this two put their mind on something, you're not an exception.” suguru growls and you immediately regrets your lack of reaction.

“yes, thank you.” you muttered.

“we're going shopping tomorrow.”

they didn't wait for your response and only smiles. you didn't have a choice. they'll make it a fun shopping trip for you.

[mochinomnoms]

Thinking about the period stuff now and just thinking that the boys who would be total champs should Reader/Yuu be on would be;

Jamil - He's not only seen it all with his own sister, but has probably had to help Kalim's sisters at some point or another too. He's dealt with the worst cramps and flows to the "I didn't even notice I was on" girlies.

Ortho - Baby boys a walking Medwiki, has probably known your cycle before your first conversation with him. Would be more fascinated than grossed out by period stuff than most boys in the school.

Rook - Like Ortho, probably knows when you're on before you even realised you were and has a box of your preferred method of dealing with it in hand by the bathroom stall at the ready. Don't ask why he's in the toilet with you or how he knew what size pussy you wear, just be glad that in an all boys school, you have at least one (1!) friend willing to carry spare tampons/towls/mooncups/whatever for you.

Cater - Poor guys got 4 sisters and has been an unwilling student in all the "joys" of menstration. He'll look out for his favourite underclassman and bask in the praise of being such a reliable senpai/big brother type. But if his sisters are nuts normally, he's gonna have to work through some instense war flashbacks before he's any good to you.

Kalim - Most likely has a lot of sisters who are at the age where their dealing with this stuff, does his best bless him to take care of them but c'mon, it's Kalim. As soon as he tries people are calling for Jamil instead. That plus the sheer mythic level of cat fighting should any of his 30+ siblings syncronize means that like Cater, might be too scared to approach you at first but he makes it on this list for sheer effort and desire to help.

Of the human students, these all make a lot of sense! I def think the idea that Ortho already knew about your cycle before even knowing your name is super funny.

Little man's got a storage unit in him that has those stickable heating pads, pads/tampons, and pain medicine. One day, at a time that you know of Ortho, but never really spoken to him, he floats up to you. You're looking at him all confused before he opens up a compartment, takes out the above-mentioned supplies, and just hands them to you. He chirps about you needing them and lets you know that he's always well-equipped if you need anything else!

You're standing there with Ace and Deuce, confused. Your period doesn't start for another week, why did he—how does he even know your cycle? (That night, you notice that you started early).

And Rook? Fucking freak of nature he is. Why does he know your exact brand and period product preferences? Cause the man, similar to Ortho, is walking up to you one day, prattling on in poetic fashion about the beauties of human biology and reproduction (fucking weirdass). He hands you a small bag with your items, all the exact ones you get from Sam, down to the exact flow size. He tells you that you should consider heading to the bathroom now. Walking off, you freeze as you feel yourself get wet. You rush to the bathroom, finding that you started your period right at that moment.

Ortho is excusable, he's a robot. Rook's on thin fucking ice and is now required to stay 6 feet away from you at all times. If he wants to give you something, he can have Epel deliver it. He wins your favor back by buying you snacks, and you let him near you again. Just stop reciting poetry about the menstrual cycle, Rook I beg—

[glassartpeasants]

Shit Writing drabble based on this post I made gn reader

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"Absolutely not."

"Why the hell not?!"

"Cause LAST TIME he was sick he held me down and coughed on me so I'd get sick too! And I did!" You crossed your arms as you glared at the man in front of you.

Recently, your boyfriend, the infamous Eustass 'Captain' Kid, got sick, and he's acting like it's the end of the world. It happens every time he catches a cold.

At first, like a good s/o, you made sure you took care of him and helped him through it. But just when you were least expecting it, he coughed on you so you'd have to stay with him. He got you sick and only laughed about it when he recovered before you! If you didn't love him so much you would have thrown him into the sea.

"Listen, all he's doing is complaining that you aren't coming in to see him. He's been yelling at me every time I go in there to just up and bring you to him. I've dealt with him for the past three days and I'm about to lose my damn mind!" Despite not wanting to, he made a point. Killer does a lot around the ship and tending to a sick and bratty kid probably doesn't make him any less stressed.

"Okay fine. I'll go see him but I'm staying by the door."

"As long as he can see you I'm okay. I just want him to shut up so I can get shit done." Sighing, you move past Killer and make your way to Kid.

"Wish me luck at least." Walking towards the room, you can hear the telltale coughs coming from Kid. He was always so loud when he's sick.

Knocking on the door, you enter thr room before telling him it was you.

"Hey baby, how you feeling?" Kid mo es slightly and you catch his eyes staring back at you.

"Took you long enough. I'm in here suffering and your out doing whatever! I'm your captain AND boyfriend! You should be next to me while I'm dying!"

"Your not dying you idiot. You've simply got a shitty immune system. Plus, I'm trying to avoid getting sick." Kid's eyes sharpen as he looks at you.

"Your being difficult." You couldn't help but giggle at how different he sounded while sick. It was cute but you weren't taking any chances getting close to him.

"Don't laugh at me!" Turning his back, Kid no longer looks in your direction. A part of your heart wanted to go to his aid after hearing him cough harshly.

The more he coughed, the more you felt bad. You finally couldn't take it anymore before offering to go get him some water and bring him more medicine. Only after he promised not to do anything.

"Whatever. Fine." Carefully, you move closer to Kid's bed to grab the empty water glass. Yet as soon as you wrap your hand around the glass, Kid jolts out of bed and grabs you. His arms wrapping around your body before throwing you down to the bed while still trapped in his arms.

"Kid! Let me go! You promised not to pull anything!" Pulling himself closer to you, you can see the shit eating smirk on his face.

"I lied." You try to wiggle away but you were no match for his strength. Panic started settling in when you heard small coughs coming from Kid.

"You better not! I swear to god kid if you do what I think your gonna do!" Kids laughter rings around room.

Just as you feared, you feel him cough directly in your face. When you tried to yell at him, you were cut short by him slamming his lips against yours. If the cough didn't spread his sickness, then it sure did now.

"Damnit Kid!" Your voice muffled through the kiss only making Kid smile.

"There. Now go to sleep I'm tired." Turning at him, you give him the look at his sheer audacity, only to see him with his eyes closed. Yelling at him a few times yet only to be ignored, made you sigh in frustration.

There was no way you were escaping his grip anytime soon so you finally had to accept your fate.

As soon as Kid wakes up though, you were gonna make sure he didn't get let off easily.

Better hope he can handle someone who complained as much as him.

[jjkamochoso]

In Sickness and Sadism

Not fluff, not angst, but a secret third thing... (it's Feitan from HxH, what can I say)

Feitan Portor x gn!reader with chronic illness

You can't afford your medicine. Feitan won't accept that!

Warnings: cussing, breaking of human bones, mentions of other violence (not toward reader)

"What do you mean the price went up that much?"

You were incredulous. You had been frequenting the same pharmacy in your home town since you could remember and the price for medicine had always been consistent. That's what you liked about shopping there--the owner didn't price gouge like they did in every other store. Now, you didn't know what to do. You needed to buy the damn medicine or else you would be miserable, or probably even dead. It already wasn't easy having to deal with a chronic illness and now you had to face the fact that you definitely didn't have enough money to buy something you needed to live.

"That's just how much it is now, don't cry to me about it," sneered the cashier and you felt your anger bubble up at his lack of empathy. Your life was terribly unfair and you wanted to scream, cry, and punch the smirk off the cashier in that order.

"Please, can I talk to Mr. Greck, the owner, about this? I've been coming here for years, maybe he can get me a discount," you pleaded, but the cashier just laughed at you.

"The owner has a job from which he needs to make money. Not that you would know what it's like to have money in the first place. So no, you can't waste his time begging like the poor person you are. Now get out or I'll throw you out."

You glared at him, hoping he was bluffing, but he seemed the type to follow through with hurting someone like you and you knew your body couldn't take the exhaustion, especially if you were going to be off your medicine for a while. You needed to make sure you were in good condition to work every day of the week, plus overtime, to make enough to buy your month's supply. Feeling defeated and upset, you left the building, tears falling freely.

Feitan prided himself on his distinct lack of empathy. He relished in the fact that the pain of others makes him feel warm inside. There was no better symphony of sounds than people crying and screaming for their pain to stop.

So why the fuck was he finding himself so outraged at some random person's medical predicament?

The raven haired man had stopped in to a local pharmacy to pick up (ahem... steal) some supplies for the Troupe in case anyone managed to get hurt on the latest mission. He wasn't paying attention to his surroundings for the first few minutes of his shopping spree, completely uncaring to someone else's woes of the fragility of the human body. All of a sudden, after stuffing the last roll of gauze in his sleeve, his ears perked up to listen in to the conversation happening at the front register.

"What do you mean the price went up that much?"

His eyebrows furrowed. Not that he cared, because he wasn't paying for any of his things anyway, but he did notice that the price tags here for items displayed significantly lower numbers than previous pharmacies he had visited in other areas around. You had affirmed his findings in your conversation with the cashier and Feitan felt his blood boiling at the brash rudeness coming from the cashier's mouth. Who did that scum think he was, speaking like that to someone for no reason? Feitan certainly wasn't the nicest guy around but even he had the decency to not be a total jerk to random strangers, let alone people in distress about their medical and financial woes. He didn't know why he was giving this ordeal the time of day. Maybe it was because of his upbringing? He saw this type of thing daily in Meteor City. Hell, he lived it himself. There was nothing scarier than seeing a totally healthy person decay rapidly and shrivel into nothingness, all because they were born in unfortunate circumstances. He scoffed when he saw you leaving in tears. Why didn't you just use your brain and brawn and steal it? Were you too weak? He saw your fists clenching earlier and figured you were strong enough to take down that slime ball. If you did end up getting your ass kicked, at least you didn't lie down like a dog and take it, like you were doing now. His eyes followed your frame until you left the building and he watched until your silhouette was no longer visible outside. He didn't know why he was doing this. He wasn't supposed to make a big scene whenever he was out and about, but the events were already set into motion before he could stop himself.

"5 month supply of whatever that person needed." Feitan ordered, pointing to the boxes behind the cashier's head.

The cashier just laughed at him. "You too, huh? What are you, their boyfriend or somethin'? Maybe their kid? Scrawny little thing."

Oh, he'll wish he never had a tongue to speak those words.

Feitan kept his cool, procuring a velvet bag from his person and set it on the counter with a clank emitting from the contents of inside. "I have money."

The cashier's mouth opened in a greedy smile. He quickly retrieved the 5 month supply Feitan requested and put it in a bag.

"That'll be 100,000 Jenny."

Feitan smirked under his cowl. He reached into the bag, seemingly to pull out money, but instead of coins, the cashier's outstretched hand was met with a mini hammer. The sickening crunch of bones could be heard as the man howled in pain.

"Oh? Big man can't handle small hammer?" Feitan taunted, his eyes crinkled in delight at the man's suffering. The cashier tried to reach for a gun he had stashed behind the counter but Feitan was much too fast, grabbing his wrist and turning his arm the wrong way so that, too, was broken. The cashier couldn't get a word out, instead crying out with tears running down his face.

"Don't cry to me about it." Feitan mocked the worker by using his own words against him. The shorter man hummed a bit, thinking of what to do next. He needed to finish up quickly or else he'd lose track of you and end up having done this all for nothing.

Well, this wasn't all for nothing either way. He needs to make sure he practices his methods often so he doesn't lose his edge.

Feitan grabbed the bag containing the medicine and cleaned up his own bag of tools while the cashier was lying on the floor, writhing in pain and ready to pass out. He gave him a strong kick before turning toward the door.

"Good luck getting all that fixed at hospital. If you can afford it."

You were walking down the street, dejected and unsure of what to do when you felt a nauseating presence appear behind you. You turned around to face a short man with a skull face covering offering you a bag. Naturally, you were hesitant to take it, but he nudged it to you again.

"Medicine. For you."

Your eyes widened in surprise. Did you hear the soft spoken man correctly? You tore open the bag and saw multitudes of your medicine within.

"5 months. Go get better job or learn to steal."

You went to thank him but he was already gone, disappearing like a ghost. You were thoroughly confused but at the same time, extremely grateful. You stood on the street corner in a daze until the sound of screaming could be heard somewhere close to you.

"Someone please help! This cashier's been seriously injured!"

You whipped around to see a woman running out from... the pharmacy? What exactly had that man done to get you what you needed? You were ready to run away from the scene so you weren't questioned as a suspect when you caught a glimpse of your savior once more, watching you like a hawk from the rooftop of the building next to you. He put his finger to where his lips resided under his mask, a signal to stay quiet about what happened, as he let out a short maniacal laugh and disappeared from your sight.

Feitan finally realized why he decided to help you that one day. There were many people in this world he'd gladly see rot to death and then rot even further after that.

But not you.

No, you were much too attractive to be a corpse so soon.

[sorrinslays]

I would love to hear more about your Sampo headcanons!:)

Hello!!!!

So strictly speaking, I've said all my 'main' headcannons so what's left is just silly little thoughts that I feel like would or could happen in cannon and just are fun to think about. So here we go!

1. I think it would be really cute if at some point, after the seal of the underworld was lifted and Rivet Town is habitable once more, Natasha wants to return to the orphanage and, to raise money, they do a theatrical performance.

Sampo volunteers to help as a director and while he is fair, he bias he has for children is a lot more noticeable. Like, he'd be the Gordon Ramsay of theater. They did raise the funds though so all is forgiven. /j

2. You know Celine? The NPC that wants to become like another NPC so at that point she just stalks and copies her and asks for our help in a daily mission? Yeah, he accidently gave her the idea.

He would probably at some point advertise himself as a 'solver of any problem' and Celine would come to him asking for acting advice, saying she wants to be more like Tamila (the NPC she's trying to copy).

The advice he would give is learn how to pick up some of her mannerisms so she can get more 'in character', saying that's what he does a lot . And Celine does, and that's the start of her 'obsession'.

He doesn't know what's going on with Celine since after the initial 'session' he hasn't seen her and he didn't think about it much. He made money that's all that matters.

3. When Seele turned of age to drink, she immediately started challenging people to drinking contests because she has high metabolism. However, she got too cocky when she taunted Sampo, not knowing that man has spent a big portion of his life in the World's End tavern.

She lost soon after and never went drinking with Sampo again. Don't worry though, the day after Natasha scolded both. Sampo still makes fun of her anytime he sees her holding an alcoholic drink (Natasha won't admit she finds it entertaining).

4. Has started multiple betting pools with the Silvermane Guards (while pretending to be one). Gepard know of them (not that it's Sampo making them) and lets them do it since the bets (50-100 credits) aren't that big so nobody is losing much money and it keeps his soldiers entertained enough.

5. I just know this man makes snowmen in highly dangerous, far from the city, fragmentum filled areas. Like he's in the middle of nowhere, snow is all around him and fragmentum are ready to strike anything that moves and he crunches down, and makes snowmen in dumb poses, sometimes resembling people from Belobog.

Anytime that the Guards have to make an expedition for whatever reason and spot a snowman, the reaction they have is: "He's been here too????????!!!!! Why?????!!! What the fuck, how?!?!??!1/1?1/"

6. Babies, infants more specifically, immediately calm down and giggle in his arms but he himself is very awkward around them. It's probably because he's a Creation of Elation so he brings laugher easily, but he does not know how to interact with them. They are just so small! What if he accidently boops their nose too hard and it dents or something???????

Whenever Natasha has a difficult baby to deal with because they keep crying no matter what she calls Sampo. He always comes, thinking it's a favor she needs or more medicine, but no. It's a baby, here hold it.

7. Since he's not entirely human, he needs less food, water and sleep. That's great! But he neglects those needs more often than not because he forgets he needs to eat, drink and sleep.

8. He probably has slept in a cardboard box before, because he forgot that he does get tired and was about to pass out so he did it in the safest place (trash).

9. I do believe he's unvaccinated, not because he's anti-vax, but because, one, he's not fully human so his immune system is different and stronger, but also two, it requires a lot more touching that he's comfortable with (that is none) which is why he avoids doctors

Plus, he was spawned, he was never a child. So he never had the opportunity to get one and he learnt about their existence a little too late.

He once mentioned it to Gepard who freaked out and made a plan with Natasha to get Sampo to get his shots. It was messy.

10. I do believe he can shapeshift and I imagine that he once had a conversation with Gepard (after they had become closer) where he mentioned that in another language Geppie's name means cheetah. And because Gepard has never seen a cheetah, Sampo shapeshifted into one. Sampo spent the entire night shapeshifting into different animals and species to show the other. Gepard quickly noted that a fox suits Sampo a lot.

[ucetheones]

Worked Up | Jey Uso x Single Mother!Reader

tw: mentions of an abusive ex, not detailed. My other fics are still in the works, I just can't let go of an idea once I get it. It's a curse.

(Also writing in second person is weird and I feel like I suck at it!! But whatever, enjoy!! <3)

When you and Jey first started talking, you were hesitant to tell him about your son, your pride and joy.

Your son, Joshia, was the driving force in you finally leaving your abusive ex, Tyler. 

Finding out you were pregnant was one of the scariest days of your life, you no longer had just yourself to worry about. Now there was a life growing inside of you, meaning you couldn't afford to risk your body dealing with Tyler. 

He was too dangerous to outright confront, so you did what you thought was best, and left him a few days after finding out.

That was over three years ago. Thanks to your estranged sister, Samantha, you found a steady job, and a place to stay.

Working with your older sister was strange at first, but you two easily fell into a rhythm like no other. It helped that you were doing your dream job. It might not seem like a huge deal to anyone else, but doing the hair, makeup and wardrobe for WWE Superstars was truly an amazing job. It required skill that most did not have, it made you valuable. Needed.

It was at work where you met Jey. You two hit it off almost instantly, and soon found yourselves flirting. That flirting evolved into talking pretty quickly.

It was Sam that brought up introducing Jey to Joshia, though not without commenting on how similar Jey's real name was to his.

With a roll of your eyes, you sipped your coffee and sighed.

"What if he freaks on me and bails? Work would be so awkward."

Sam squinted at you, lightly scoffing. "You know Jey loves kids, right? I think he'd like Joshia. You're thinkin' way too hard, Jey isn't that deep.

Plus, I love my nephew, but girl…if I have to watch another season of Miraculous Ladybug, I may die!"

You couldn't think of any rebuttal, so you just flicked a piece of your pastry at her. "Shut up, I ain't even ask for your opinion. And that show is good, admit it."

"You did, but whatever!" You can tell she agrees about the show being interesting, but won't give you the satisfaction. 

That conversation was almost a month ago, and the entire time you were going back and forth with yourself on how to bring it up to him.

Sam wouldn't be willing to babysit while you went on dates with Jey forever, and hiring a nanny to work longer hours than you currently do felt like a terrible move; so you knew you'd have to tell him sooner or later.

You just didn't anticipate sooner being so soon. 

You had a week off from work, as you weren't needed for hair and makeup or costume design, you decided to use some of your remaining vacation days.

Your original plan was to tell Jey about Joshia and hope that the week away from one another would be enough time for him to decide whether things were worth continuing. 

You hadn't counted on Joshia getting sick, or Jey showing up at your door on the first day of your vacation. 

Your hair was all over the place, your clothes were a mess, and Joshia was perched on your hip, wailing loudly into your ear, despite all attempts at soothing him.

When you answered the door, Jey's expression was visibly confused. You wanted to slam the door. 

You wanted to pretend you still had a say in whether you told him about your son, but instead remained frozen in place.

"You babysitting or something?"

Before you could answer, your son was whining. "Mama, hurts…" 

The very evident discomfort in his voice had you turning away from the man in your doorway, your hand rubbing up and down Joshia's back in an effort to calm him.

"I know, baby, I know. The medicine will help, we just have to give it time." 

His crying dies down considerably at your words, but you can tell he doesn't feel any better and for a moment you consider taking him to the hospital. If for no other reason than to have an excuse to get Jey out if things turned south. Not that you thought they would, but you could never be too safe.

Jey clears his throat softly, and your head whips back to look at him.

"He's cute, Uce. What's his name?"

His tone is softer than it was previously, there's a warm smile on his lips. You can tell he has other questions, but is saving them for the moment.

"His name is Joshia."

At your response, Jey raises a brow. 

"Yeah, yeah, I know; your names are similar. Sam won't let me hear the end of it."

It's when Jey laughs that you realize he's still outside, so you step aside and watch as he slips into the house. 

It's the first time he's ever gotten to come inside, you usually meet him at the front steps or at whatever hotel you were staying at for work, whilst Joshia was usually with the hired nanny. The nanny, Riah, spent most of the week with him, before dropping Joshia off to your father until you were done for the week.

From there, Sam helped you.

It was never easy, and sometimes you considered quitting, if only to spend more time with your son; but when those doubts came up, Sam would quickly shut them down. The first few times she thought it was financially challenging to pay an overnight babysitter, and had offered repeatedly to help you pay, but you reassured her that wasn't the case. It was just difficult doing this without a partner. You never wanted Sam to think you were ungrateful for her sacrifices, because you were anything but, so it wasn't often you brought up your worries.

Maybe if Tyler was a better man, you could've trusted him to know you were pregnant, and ultimately know his son, but you'd given up on that pipe dream shortly after Joshia was born. He would never be allowed to see him, if you had any say, but you knew one day he'd start asking about his father, and you weren't sure if you could lie to him when the time came.

Right now though, none of that mattered. Because the man you were slowly falling for, was in your home. He was seeing your son for the first time, without any clue he existed to begin with.

Toys littered the floor in some places, there were blankets all over the couch and your coffee table was covered in various sippy cups, from throughout the day.

It should've embarrassed you, but Jey seemed completely unfazed by it all.

He seemed to almost welcome it.

From then on, the bulk of your vacation was spent with Jey, the two of you taking care of Joshia together. It was weird at first, Jey hadn't really interacted with Joshia at all, instead opting to do things like preparing meals, bottles and whatever else needed to be done so that you could focus on Joshia.

On Wednesday, you'd fallen asleep on the couch after putting Joshia to bed, Jey was in the kitchen cleaning up. 

At least he had been. But when you woke up from your impromptu nap, he was nowhere to be seen.

You were afraid he left at first, but instead of worrying about it, you went to check on Joshia. He was your number one priority, even when he was starting to feel better.

When you entered your son's room, you quickly stopped in your tracks.

Jey was sitting in the rocking chair in the corner of Joshia's room, cradling the small boy in his arms as the chair swayed softly. When you stepped closer, you saw that they were both asleep, so you grabbed a blanket and draped it over them; deciding you'd wake them up to transition to beds after a quick shower. 

Leaning down, you press a kiss to Joshia's head and then Jey's before turning to step out the room. Jey's sleepy rumble pausing your movements.

"You ain't gettin' rid of me now, Y/N. You know that law, he fell asleep on my chest, I'm stuck here forever." When you look over at him, he's smiling at you. You smile back, shaking your head.

"I'm pretty sure that 'law' is about cats, Josh."

Jey playfully glares at you, "nah, it's about cute two year olds that drool on your shirt, too Mamas. It's what life is all about."

 You raise your eyebrow, humming. "I'll take your word for it then. And a shower, I'm gonna go take a shower."

You watch as he shifts in the chair, readjusting himself and Joshia so they're more comfortable, before nodding. "I ain't tryna' rush you, but…hurry up. I wanna cuddle, and my back starting to hurt."

You detect the slight whine in his voice, a small chuckle leaving you. "You got it, Chief." 

He sucks his teeth, "man, go wash ya' ass." Just to annoy him a little, you stand there unmoving. 

He waits a beat before huffing. "Babyyyy, my ass is gonna go numb."

"I'll massage it, don't worry."

He laughs a bit too loud at that, if the way Joshia wiggles in his sleep and huffs is anything to go by. His tiny cheeks filled with air before he settled down again.

"See, even little man is on my side."

You decide not to mention that he'd almost woken Joshia up, instead you raise your hand defensively. 

"I'm goin', I'm goin' no need for you two to get all worked up, jeez!"

You playfully flip your hair before scurrying out the room, laughing to yourself at the sound of Jey's distant chuckle of disbelief. 

You were worried to tell Jey about Joshia for nothing it seems. They would get along just fine, Jey hadn't run for the hills and had actually stuck around to help you take care of your unwell son. He had no obligation to you, yet he chose to put himself in this position. 

He wanted this, he wanted you. 

[piplup335]

Valk x reader fluff (reader is sick)

HEYA, FELLAS!!! :D

sadly i fell sick lol

I stayed @ home for the past 2 days, but now im ok (somewhat) AYYYYYYY

during those 2 days i felt demotivated af and stuff so i wrote this for myself ;-; sry, I’ll get back to cooking ASAP!

…then again tumblr lacks valk content 😭

short bc no energy lololol-

-

Valk pushed open the door to your apartment.

"(Y/n)? Are you home, my love?"

After a long day at Crossroads being a commentator for different phights, Valk was exhausted. Usually, you would be by his side to comfort him and show him affection, but today was different. You didn't even show up for any matches, which was odd since you were also a phighter.

What confused the poor male more was the fact that you didn't even give him a heads-up, like you usually would if you didn't show up.

All the lights in your house were switched off, except for one.

The light in your bedroom.

Valk peeped in. "(Y/n)...?"

Groaning, you flipped on your back to glance at Valk's concerned expression.

"Valk...?"

Valk's pastel yellow eyes met yours, his concern evident in his eyes.

"(Y/n)? Are you okay? You don't look so well..."

Your throat hurt like hell, but you managed to croak out a short phrase.

"...sore...throat...nothing to worry about..."

Despite your words, Valk was still concerned for your well-being.

Were you okay? Was your sore throat bothering you? Was there anything he could do to help?

"Do you need anything, love?"

You shook your head. Valk thought for a while and made you some of your favourite soup.

"Drink this...it'll help soothe your throat."

Valk scooped up some soup and brought it to your mouth.

"Open up, dear...it's good for you."

You complied, and Valk spoon-fed you some soup.

He kept repeating the process until the bowl was empty.

"Feeling better, my love?"

You nodded and yawned. The soup gave you a warm feeling inside your chest, the medicine made you feel sleepy...plus, your bed felt so comfortable, like a cloud you could lie on to escape all your current pains...

Valk noticed your lethargy and patted you on the head.

"Tired, dear?"

Nodding your head, you lay down on your soft pillow.

Valk brushed a strand of hair away from your face.

"Please take care, my beloved..."

He gently ran his fingers through your hair, soothing you to sleep. When you finally fell asleep, Valk planted a soft kiss on your forehead before switching off the lights and walking to the door.

Before walking out, however, he said one thing- one thing that you could almost hear in your dreams.

"I love you, (Y/n)...please take care."

-

and that’s another fic done! hopefully I fed some of yall at least ;-;

next fic may come out in a week or so bc I need to speedrun some projects, take care guys! :D

[lucy90712]

Carlos Alcaraz- Dating head cannons

- Carlos is a really good boyfriend as he always treats you like a queen and is super attentive to your needs even when you don't tell him what's wrong he always figures it out and makes you feel better

- he's the best at taking care of you when you're sick too he refuses to leave your side unless he absolutely has to so that he can keep giving you medicine and making sure you eat and drink enough plus it means he can spend the day cuddling with you which he loves to do 

- when you first began dating Carlos wasn't entirely sure what to do when it was your time of the month as he only has brothers but he quickly learnt things like what your cravings are and when you are likely to be more moody

- he is great at helping with cramps as he will give you massages on either your stomach or back depending on what's hurting and he will let you lay on him to use his body warmth to ease the pain as well 

- Carlos will always be your biggest supporter no matter what you do he will always be by your side cheering you on and celebrating when you achieve something no matter how small you perceive it to be 

- if you are also a tennis player he will always go and watch your matches even if he's playing right before he will speed his way through his media commitments so that he can make it to your match and he’s proud to say he's never missed more than a few games of any match of yours that he can physical be present for 

- if you don't play tennis and are in school he will take such an interest in what you are studying always getting you to explain the things you learnt in class and helping you plan your essays by talking through ideas with him and sometimes he even reads your essays once they are done without you knowing as he loves the way you write and how smart you are 

- Carlos loves to spoil you no matter how many times you tell him not to he is always buying you flowers or your favourite snacks and when he has to be away from you he will always come back with a little gift for you from wherever he's been 

- he always makes a fuss of you on your birthday too he makes sure you are the centre of attention the whole day and whether you want to do he will go along with it although he does like to take you to dinner in the evening whether that be just the two of you or with friends and family too 

- the same goes for your anniversary he always makes sure that you know how much he loves you and appreciates you as he never wants to take you for granted even if he's always telling you how much he loves you he really makes sure to show you on your anniversary 

- you have always been his good luck charm ever since the first time you went to watch him play so now he always wants you at all of his matches of course you can't always be there but you will always be there for his important matches 

- you are always the last one he wants to talk to before a important match and the first person he wants to celebrate with if he wins this means that the media have a lot of really cute photos of the two of you especially from after he won Wimbledon 

- there's lots of photos of the two of you being the cutest couple whether it's at a tournament or and event that Carlos brings you to there will always be at least one photo of you two being cute together 

- when you first started dating the both of you did everything to avoid anyone finding out about your relationship as you didn't need all of that while you were still getting comfortable in your relationship but eventually it was such hard work to keep it up that you stopped trying to hide things 

- the two of you pull off the best soft launch too with the most subtle hints that left people with so many questions until you two went all out and posted a picture together which really took everyone by surprise 

- after confirming your relationship Carlos secretly posts a photo dump of all his favourite pictures of you without your knowledge which has your phone blowing up all day with notifications not only from social media but from friends as well about how cute the two of you are 

- Carlos is a big family guy so when he first introduces you to his family you are incredibly nervous but you had nothing to worry about as the minute they met you they loved you and welcomed you into the family 

- once you had met Carlos' family you were treated as part of the family and invited to every single family event which can be anything from a wedding to Christmas with his family but you love it as you don't always get along with your family and they make up for that by making you feel loved and appreciated 

- Carlos is surprisingly clingy especially after a long day all he wants to do is come home and cuddle with you so even if you have things you need to do he will follow you round with his arms around you just so he can be close to you 

- Carlos also loves to do the domestic things with you he could spend hours in the kitchen making your favourite dishes and dancing to music even if neither of you can dance very well being with you in the kitchen also has is benefits as he gets to taste whatever you are making

- Carlos has an amazing ability to always be able to cheer you up after a hard day he always makes you feel better and when you're upset he has never failed to make you smile 

- there is no one else that you love more than Carlos and there is no one he loves more than you 

[pocketramblr]

AU where during the Dawn of Quirk Era the government offered a large sum of money to parents who give up custody of their child who has meta powers to them. They are not allowed to check on them after and their names and appearance are changed as well. After that they either train them to use them to find other metahumans in hiding and do some other under the table stuff or they experiment on them. AFOs parents give up custody of him and give it to them when he's 13.

1- his parents pawn his custody and get a lot of money, which helps pay for Yoichi's treatments and medicine and also some other things for his parents plus a savings for when they have to pay protection money during the longer riots.

2- AfO's power is too good for them to trust him enough to just train him how to use it, so their plan is more to pull him fully under their control first. However they don't want to accidently make him unable to actually use the quirk, so they go very slowly and cautiously, after testing each step on others. In the meantime, he tends to be drugged.

3- AfO grows rather resistant to drugs. Yoichi does too for other reasons, and gets to leave the hospital and get even healthier at home. He asks why his brother isn't there when they return, and his parents claim he's away at school, they thought living closer would be safer than him commuting further every day, and his phone must be dead. Yoichi buys it for a little while, but eventually he can't believe it any longer. Then his parents say his brother ran away, and they didn't want to stress him when his health is still fragile.

4- Yoichi runs away and looks for him, eventually figuring out what actually happened and joining a freedom fighter group, who plan for Yoichi to approach the government and turn in one of their meta members for money, then their member break out. However the trained government op can sense Yoichi is a meta too and takes both of them without paying anything, and they have to jailbreak out together while Yoichi looks for his brother

5- eventually Yoichi finds him, and on recognizing him AfO grabs him and pushes all of his quirks - including the afo-quirk - into him, and passes out. Little twist of the vault breaking out scene as Second leads them out and Yoichi frets over his brother's health

[eva-knits12]

CE Characters watching the Superbowl

Steve Rogers:

Steve was still frozen in the ice when the Superbowl was invented, but was still alive for the World Series.

He prefers baseball, but is going over to Sam's to watch the Superbowl later.

Bucky will be joining them.

Steve brings some beer, but you decide to stay behind and get some laundry done.

Plus, you're about to give birth to James.

He decides to not to go Sam's to watch the game.

He doesn't want you being on your feet-at all!

He doesn't want you lifting a heavy laundry basket.

He does the laundry, folds it, and puts it away.

He cleans the bathroom.

He checks up on you periodically.

Foot rub? Done.

Back rub? Done.

Fetching you food, and water, and whatever you're craving? Done.

You get up to preheat the oven for a frozen pizza, but Steve guides you back to the recliner.

After, he carries you to bed when he sees you starting to fall asleep.

Which means that you'll be getting up after twenty minutes because James has made a habit of constantly sitting on your bladder.

Steve helps you up, and guides you to the bathroom when James sits on your bladder.

James will be here in a few days.

You're beyond uncomfortable.

Steve invites Sam and Bucky over, and they watch the game.

Steve checks on you during the commercial breaks.

He brings you water, food, ice cream, and whatever else you need.

Steve, Sam, and Bucky watch the game with a lot of enthusiasm.

"Cap, you're getting up WAY too much!" says Sam

"Sam. you don't have a wife who's close to giving birth." says Steve.

"STEVE? Can you help me up? I have to pee again!"

That has become your mantra right now.

Steve helps you up and you don't pee yourself.

Steve wouldn't have this any other way.

A few days later, James is born, via an emergency c-section.

Ransom Drysdale:

Ransom can't understand why two teams with overgrown men would be throwing a ball, kicking a ball, and tackling each other just to score points.

Which is fine by you.

You and Ransom decide to do a jigsaw puzzle anyway.

Ransom and you just talk and do the puzzle.

He even makes subs for the both of you while you do the puzzle.

This is nice, just the two of you, no TV on, no game to watch.

You grew up watching football with your dad and your brother and the rest of your family.

But, this is nice, too.

After, you and Ransom get ready for bed.

You both read a while before you both fall asleep.

A few years later, Harlan and Katherine are born, so Sunday nights are reserved for family games.

The game really doesn't matter.

You and Ransom love the conversation when you do puzzles and then read.

Sundays are lazy, anyway.

Andy Barber

Andy spends the day in bed, sick with a cold.

Which is fine by the both of you.

You take care of him.

It's the best.

You even knit a sweater for him.

You watch him sleep, feed him chicken soup by the bowl full, bring him tea with hot ginger ale, and even that vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce.

You bring him medicine.

You turn on the game for him, but twenty minutes later, he's out like a light.

You turn off the TV, and you read for a bit, and then you fall asleep.

You both discover who won the next day.

Andy's better, so he fakes being sick the next day, just because you were so good at taking care of him.

Colin Shea:

Colin, his dad, and his brothers live for this!

Your family back home does, too.

It's Colin's turn to host this year, so you and Colin went to Costco yesterday to get what you needed.

You got the chicken wings, the buffalo sauce, the honey barbecue sauce, the pizza, and even hot dogs.

You even bake cookies that morning.

Colin was iffy about bringing a girl around his brothers and his dad, but you didn't mind.

The girls had a record of ending things right after, including Ally.

You were different.

You and Colin relax before the company comes, and you two both nap in the recliner.

His brothers gradually come over, so you start the appetizers before everyone else arrives.

You fall asleep towards the end of the game, but Colin doesn't mind carrying you to bed bridal style.

You both fall asleep in each other arms, and wake up the next morning.

You don't mind working from home.

Jake Jensen:

Jake and you spend the better part of the evening in a retro arcade.

Since it's Superbowl Sunday, there'll be far less people.

Which is fine for the both of you.

Jake even wins you a stuffed animal from the claw machine.

But not without frustration.

Your next stop is home.

You've both lost a ton of quarters, and you both have none left.

So, what happens is you both head home, but you make chili for dinner for the both of you.

You both try to watch a movie, but fall asleep ten minutes into the movie.

You both sleep well into the next morning.

But not without spending some adult fun time later.

It's about spending time together.

Frank Adler:

It's a school night, so you and Frank won't be watching the game.

You went to another wedding dress fitting.

Frank and Mary were busy working on the written vows.

You're wedding is in the summer, and it will be a lovely affair at an elegant waterfront venue.

Mary falls asleep, so Frank carries her to bed.

Frank and you fall asleep on the couch, but don't wake until the next morning.

It's the best, because next year, he can watch the game.

Who knew that wedding planning took up every waking minute you had?

You and Frank wouldn't have it any other way.

Johnny Storm:

Johnny watches the game in the comfort of your own home.

You remind not to get too excited, you still have nightmares from last year.

He almost burned down your home.

You tell him to try to keep the excitement to a minimum, but you have several fire extinguishers as a just incase.

You love your boyfriend, and you love his enthusiasm, but his enthusiasm was WAY over the top last year.

"Johnny, honey, I know you love football, and you love the game, but please DON'T burn my house down."

You curl up with your book, sit in your relaxing chair and just read.

Johnny is surprisingly well behaved.

He hasn't burnt your house down, or started a riot.

You go to check on him, and he's sound asleep on the couch.

You help him up, and get him in bed.

He looks angelic when he's sleeping.

[littlest-photography]

What I Think Each LPS: Popular Character Would Major In:

Savannah - Creative Writing

Okay, this one is kind of a stretch and doesn't have any real backing. Savvy isn't shown to have many interests outside of Sage, fashion, vengeance and pettiness against Brooke, and her ED. HOWEVER! I have the weird sense that she would be into creative writing. She has lots of experiences and deals with all kinds of personalities and heavy emotions. I think she could be good at venting and expressing different thoughts and feelings through writing. She also seems very creative and obviously intelligent.

Brooklyn - Psychology

Every psychology student studies psychology because they have been through a lot. Brooke would fit right in. I think she would start healing herself after being away from her mom, and she would definitely take an interest in wanting to help heal others. No way Brooke didn't grow and change after the events of season 2. Former mean girl with an emotional abusive and controlling mother learns to be better as an adult as she realizes how messed up her situation growing up was and then desires to help those in similar situations? Sounds about right.

Note: She could be a child psychologist/therapist or a social worker.

Sage - Sports Medicine

I have no doubt that Sage is interested in sports, but I feel like he was never very passionate about it. He doesn't seem to be good with people so I can't see him working with the general public. Plus, in order to get into Orange County Day, you need to have high grades and meet certain requirements. So, everyone is clearly smart and has a good academic profile. Sage is a lot more than a dumb jock stereotype, but he is still a straight sports guy. He may not be a pro athlete, but certainly still working in sports.

Tom - General Major

Tom seems like a guy who would give himself time to figure out what he wants and test the waters a bit. He's very patient in my opinion and could probably end up in different career paths. Mostly, I envision him as a life coach or something similar. Some career that lets him work with people and give advice. Maybe even a teacher for high school kids. Tom gives off major "That One Cool High School History Teacher" vibes

[spontaneouskoopalingblog]

"Is something wrong with this time of year? I thought March was pretty cool... are there creepy creatures of the dark that come out at this time or something? It seems like switching sleeping spots is freaking you out..."

"I don't think he'll mind. He doesn't usually hang out with people anyway."

... (Oh crap he's sad, think of something...)

"I make jokes! Like that 'poem' I just made up! Laughing at the things that make you worried softens them up quite a bit. It truly is the best medicine. That's what works for me, anyway. Yeah."

"I can cut travel time by running. At my fastest, I would say I could go at around 60-70 mph. I could carry you, if you'd like, but I'll have to stop quite a few times in order to rest. I am also ok with just walking, but I still felt like presenting that alternate idea. As for where we go, after looking at the map, I think we can go clockwise toward sky land, counter-clockwise, or make a full circle and end at sky land (if we would like to visit all of the lands). I would like to see the other lands, but I think it would be fair to let you decide which lands we visit. You know this place much better than I do."

"That's the name my siblings call me sometimes! The one I just told you about! Wow. How can I be 'Rango', when 'Rango' is standing in front of me?"

"It's cozy and wormy and warm!"

Topper: "Oh golly... I don't know what to do... And I don't want Rango to be annoyed at me for continuing to beg him to stay... I-I guess I'll have to try sleeping without him for a change..."

"Um... Oh yeah, no, it has nothing to with animals coming out at night... (That happens at all times of the year-) It's... About my old job... When the nights get warmer, the Koopa Troop starts expanding their reach a bit... Some guards will stay by the castle, and others will go out into the northern areas of Sea, Grass, and... Forest Land. To make sure no threat gets even close to the castle while everyone's asleep. And... I fear that if I sleep outside while some of the guards are in this territory... They'll find me, and... Make me go back... Or they might even do stuff to me right then and there... I'm not exactly supposed to be here, you see... I didn't "quit" my job... I ran away..."

"... DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS? I'll give you a hint. They're from my war days! But I didn't get them from a war. ... That's as much as I'll tell you... Not even Rango has gotten to know any details! I just really hate talking about it..."

Rango: "And, y'know, Emar... I am honored to be an alternate version of you... You're just so nice!!!"

Spewart: "Anyway- Snow Land is really cold. But they have lots of cabins and buildings for us to go into if we plan to stay for a bit. It'd be a great place for us to take our first break. They have "Public Napping Benches" all over the place, because the local species sleep literally all the time. Also, every creature there is super tiny, fluffy, and incredibly friendly! Buuut, if cute, fluffy, tiny things aren't your cup of tea, then we can skip it... There isn't exactly a lot to do and see... At least, not for US, anyway."

"Grass is kinda boring. They do have the carnival as their main attraction, but I assume you wouldn't want to go there... Plus, Rango would be pissed if we went there without him. Grass Land's main thing is agriculture, so they got tons of fresh crops and really good food... But again, if you don't give a shit about that, we can skip it. It does happen to be our parents' burial ground...... So, I'd prefer not to stay..."

"Sea Land is a beach. It looks so small on the map, because most of it is... Sea. I've been told the underwater area is huge... It resembles something another dimension refers to as "The Lost City of Atlantis." We can't go down there, though... The diving suit rentals are hella expensive and the locals down there speak Greek. The ground area is available, however. It is, like I said, a beach. Very nice."

"And then, my second favorite territory: Mountain Land. There's the mountain ranges above, and the cave system down below. It's like two territories stacked on top of each other! I mainly want to head to the caves, because they have the best taverns in the kingdom... (And the ONLY taverns, to my knowledge!) I always go down there when I'm feeling down on my luck to drink my troubles away~! You can skip all the other places if you want, but we WILL be going there!!! I've been craving liquor for the past three hours thanks to you-know-who."

"After that, we should arrive in Sky Land... I already told you a bit about it, so you'll just have to wait to see it in person. To get up there, though, we have to walk up the famous Rainbow Bridge, which is always... LOADED with tourists!!!"

[80pairsofcrocs]

baby scarab || HOLIDAY SPECIAL

masterlist - marvel masterlist - series masterlist

A/N : enjoy my late christmas/hanukkah special :))

please enjoy, and don't be shy if you want to be in the taglist, just ask <3, sorry for the long wait

pairings : steven grant x (platonic)reader, marc spector x (platonic) reader, khonshu x (platonic)reader, jake lockley x (platonic)reader

TW : medicine (pills), spidey stuff, mentions of violence, language, lil angst, v*nom, very rushed and hard to read, short but i worked hard on it :). let me know if i missed anything.

~~~

the eight days of hanukkah, and the one day of christmas.

~~~

your fathers had casually told you in conversation about their jewish heritage, but you didn't know much about it up until now.

so you asked them, 'what exactly is hanukkah?' because you didn't know the specifics.

right after you asked you though you did so rudely but they assured you that you were fine and began to explain.

so basically, there are eight days in hanukkah.

this year it started from december 18, to december 26.

on the first night, two of the candles on the menorah are lit, the reason being for the second to be a sort of 'helper' candle.

then every day after that, it's just a single candle. every night after the sun sets for about thirty minutes.

marc told you that he used to give and receive gifts such as jewelry and fried foods, which is where he got his necklace as a kid.

you liked his necklace. the simple chain he never took off did show that even before you both visited his dad, that he still cared enough to wear it.

because on the plane ride back from chicago, he briefly explained that he had gotten the chain when he was very young as a hanukkah gift from his father.

so now, that takes you to now, digging through a couple boxes you still hadn't unpacked from you moving in.

the christmas decorations.

you had only two boxes, a bit big and overflowing. you didn't have much but your love for decorating for the holidays is the reason you have any at all.

you had a tiny christmas tree you sat on your window ledge in your living room, so that you could stick gifts the couple people you knew gave you early there so that you could open them christmas morning.

the first person to ever give you a christmas gift was natalie.

you presumably ex boss.

she got you your own mug out of the cafes gift shop. in your favorite color too.

you nearly cried opening it since you'd never gotten one before.

back on topic, after your dads had explained hanukkah to you, and casually told you they didn't exactly celebrate it anymore, you were on a mission.

to the store. by yourself. it was going against marc's rules, since he didn't want you going out when it's so busy.

you know, because early christmas shoppers.

but that's not what you were looking for, you were looking for hanukkah decor.

you got white and blue christmas lights to hang off the wall in the living room, for aesthetic purposes.

and you got blue and white tinsel to put on the tree.

so now you were strolling down the aisles with your basket full of the two items, when you saw what you needed next.

and thank god it was only 15 dollars for a menorah and 5 extra for the nine candles.

plus you had to get special lighting sticks or whatever.

you grab the gold metal menorah, deciding it would suit your dads better than the silver one, and lay it carefully in the basket.

but right as you were about to walk off, you turned your head to see an unfamiliar face.

and he seemed to see you too.

he had short brown hair, and a very short beard. he also was wearing a grey hoodie and looked to be in a panic.

he was staring right at you, and seemed to be getting closer.

you internally panicked and froze.

"hey, hey, have you seen a uh.. i.. i lost something- someone and i was wondering if you've seen him" he asks quickly and you let out a breath.

okay, so he was just looking for someone, that's why he looked panicked.

you relaxed a bit. "what's he look like?" you ask, hoping to remember if you've seen whoever this guy is looking for.

"ummm- he's really big" he whispers and you make a face. "and he's loud- i'm sure if you'd seen him you'd know" he shakes his head and begins to walk backwards.

"i'm sorry, i don't think i've seen him, i hope you find him" you say while he looks around the rest of the store distractedly.

"yeah, yeah, thanks" he says before completely leaving.

you simply just keep shopping after that, hoping that strange man found whoever he was looking for.

you were on your way home now with everything you went for, and you were about to step into the elevator in your building when your senses started ringing in your head.

you turned around and saw nothing.

the elevator closed, and you looked down at your shoes to see this black.. blob?

you stepped away from it, hoping it was just like tar or something.

but then it started moving.

your breathing picked up and you backed away and up the wall so that your feet weren't touching the ground.

whatever the blob was seemed to not like that so it followed after you and up the wall as well, while you kicked at it.

"nO- get away!" you yell at it before it attaches itself to you leg and looks to almost deep into your clothes.

you feel a sort of stinging on your leg, and then nothing.

you drop your shopping bags and fall off the wall, rolling up your pant leg while ignoring the pain spiking in your lower back.

there was nothing on your leg, but in it- your whole body now it seems.

your veins were flooding with the black substance, until all of a sudden it stopped right as the elevator did.

it opened and an older lady looks down at you strangely.

"are you alright?" she asks, noticing you were on the floor in a state of panic.

you just nod, quickly getting up and getting out with your bags to get in your apartment.

and there was jake, waiting for you while writing something in a notebook at the kitchen counter.

"jake!" you exclaim, making him put the pen he was holding down to help you with the bags.

"jake- you- please believe me! there was this thing in the elevator and now it's like inside me or something-"

"woah, slow down, take a deep breath" he tells you, setting the bags down on the floor and holding your shoulders still.

"what happened?" steven asks once you calm down, jake still in control of the body.

"there was this.. black thing in the elevator" you start. "and it attached to me, and now it's in me?" you try to explain.

jake let's out a breath and let's go of your shoulders.

"okay.. one of you take over, i don't know what to do" he says and nothing happens.

"..guys?" he asks into the air, and you scoff.

"no, it's your turn to be the dad, so go comfort your daughter" steven scolds but marc speaks up.

"steven, this could be serious" he puts out his point of view.

"it is! it's probably an alien and  now i'm going to die!" you shout, so jake shushes you and pulls you into a quick hug.

"you're not going to die, we'll make sure of it" he starts. "besides, whatever it was, you're stronger than it"

"i wouldn't think so" a new voice says so you make a face at jake.

"did you hear that?" you begin. "that voice?"

jake shakes his head. "you okay?" he asks and you shake your head.

"it's talking to me" you whisper, as if whatever was inside you couldn't hear you.

jake just purses his lips and nods. "how about you go lie down? take a- take a nice nap"

"wha- you think it delusional?" you ask while he guides you to the couch by your shoulders.

"nonono- just.. tired. maybe your senses are acting up, who knows" he pushes you down onto the couch and all but throws the blanket hanging off of it at you.

"papa-"

"mi vida-"

"do you know something i don't?"

jake doesn't say anything but khonshu appears perched on the back of the couch.

"he does" the bird starts and you turn to glare at jake. "you know the incident? back in 2018?"

jake sighs and nods, which makes both marc and steven start talking at the same time.

"hey you said no more secrets" marc complains.

"i forgot" jake shrugs. "it was 4 years ago" he waves marc off and you sharpen your glare.

"if it's who we think it is, then we have to get it out of you" jake continues, turning to you who's wide eyed.

"who? it's a person?!" you panic, and jake sighs.

"calm down, he won't hurt you" he says and your eye twitches.

"who, jake?!"

"just go to sleep and i handle it, i can talk to him" he sighs and you stand from your spot.

"no, jake. if there's something in me then i want to at least know what- or who- or- i don't fucking know-" you cut yourself off with a groan.

jake sighs. "then we need to find someone first. the reason he's in you is because you were the nearest person he could live in until he found his.. owner.. person" he tries his best to explain based on what he knows.

you stay silent, deciding to sit back down and put your head in your hands.

"you okay?" jake asks, sitting back down next to you, putting a hand on your shoulder.

"yeah, just- i don't know, i can never get a damn break" you sigh.

"i know, we're sorry" he sighs, before noticing your medicine bottle on the counter.

"have you taken your medicine today yet, baby?" marc asks for him.

you also see that it's on the counter and point your wrist at it. "no, i got it"

"wait don't!-" jake tries to put your hand down, but you had already shot the web.

well, when i say web i mean black gooey webs.

your eyes widen as far as they can go. "hoLY SHIT!" you exclaim.

"WHYS IT BLACK?" steven yells, earning a look from you

"steven you can't just ask why somethings black-" marc scolds but you shush them.

"no shut up!" you take a breath. "why- why's it moving..?"

the black goo that was attached to the counter starts moving faster back towards you, making up a ball until you feel a pressure on your shoulder, then look to see an alien like face made up of the ball.

"will you stop with the yelling?" is the first thing it says, while you're frozen in shock, staring at its white eyes and it's two dozen pointy teeth.

"you're one to talk, parasite" jake sneers, pointing at it.

"don't call me a parasite!" it yells.

"hypocrite" jake mumbles, and you take a shaky breath in before looking away from the alien like creature.

"hey, kid, you okay? he won't hurt you-" marc gets rudely interrupted.

"yes i will! but not on purpose!" it shouts again, and jake sighs.

"well where's your owner?" he asks and the alien scoffs.

"eddie brock is not my owner! he is my.. friend"

"yeah? and who are you?" you shoot your head to him, snapping out of your trance.

"i am venom, and you are mine...... temporarily" he quiets down and you simply nod once before turning to jake.

"get it- him off" you correct yourself.

"no! i must find eddie!" the alien now known as venom argues.

jake just sighs and tilts his head a bit. "he's right, if we don't find brock he won't leave" he tells you and you scoff.

"that's not fair, now he's gonna ruin hanukkah for you guys" you say before gasping, covering your mouth and venoms eyes widen and he disappears back into your shoulder.

marc ends up fronting out of surprise, and he looks at you with semi widened eyes.

"oh shit- i'm so so sorry" you start. "i just thought i could get like a menorah for you guys and learn to make like latkes and brisket for you guys but now i offended you all-"

"hey slow down" marc moves to sit closer to you. "..did you mean it?" he asks and you nod.

"it's insensitive. i should've asked you first, now it feels like i'm forcing it. you don't have to" you say quickly, taking a short breath after.

marc sighs and takes your hand in his.

"would you like to show us what you got?"

~~~

six days had already passed.

that meant it was the seventh day of hanukkah, which meant today was christmas eve.

and you still haven't wrapped your gifts for your dads, your mom, or casper and his family. minus his shit dad.

you'd even gotten khonshu one and a little something for pedro and luna.

so you were locked in your room, trying to make as little noise as possible while trying to neatly wrap the gifts.

you got steven a new book he'd been wanting for a while now, about egyptian mythology of course.

you hoped it would let him learn more so that if he got that job in the museum he'd be prepared.

you made jake a hat. yes, you'd looked up how to make a newsboy hat one day in december and decided that would be his present.

and yes, you measured his head in his sleep. you just hope he was actually asleep though and not just faking.

and yes, there was an embroidered cat on it. just a little one.

and for marc, you called his dad.

this could either make him happy or make him hate you forever.

one night, you'd gotten a call from a random number, and you decided to answer it. it ended up being elias, and he wasn't doing too well so you talked him through some anxiety and invited him over for christmas and hanukkah.

elias was thrilled to have been invited over by his granddaughter, and took the offer immediately.

so now you had to finish wrapping the presents and you were good to go.

meanwhile, your fathers were having the same problem.

they had each gotten you something, but were unsure if you'd like it.

but they put their doubts aside and wrapped them up, leaving them under the tree as you were still in your room.

now, they just had to wait for layla to arrive.

now, in your room you finishes wrapping presents and you sat staring out the window, watching snow whip around in the harsh london winds.

"what are the pills for?" black goo forms onto your shoulder, revealing venom, who had been bothering you non stop ever since he attached to you.

you sigh, and turn to look at him. "for my schizophrenia. it's a- it's a mental illness" you answer and he just blinks his beady eyes at you.

"like what those weirdos have?"

"no" you scoff. "my dads aren't sick, and they aren't weirdos. they just.. it's just how they turned out to be and it's not a bad thing" you try to reason and the alien like forgive just tilts his head at you.

"eddie is a weirdo" venom begins. "all he's good for is feeding me" he says and you raise an eyebrow, not believing him a bit.

"okay" you answer skeptically. "now shoo, i have to put these under the tree" you say, gathering the wrapped gifts in your arms while venom disappears while grumbling about life being unfair.

you open the door with your free hand but shooting a web at the handle and yanking on it, possibly breaking it and make your way to the living room, where the tree sat decorated with blue and white lights.

instead of a star on the top, there was a sparkling crescent moon.

your dads menorah was sat on a window sill, five candles in it, the sixth being put on tonight.

"who's lighting it tonight?" you ask, setting the presents down under the tree.

"i believe it's marc's turn" steven answers, clicking at the keypad on his computer.

"what are you doing?"

"hm?" he hums, looking up at you through his glasses that rested on the tip of his nose.

"i asked what you were doing" you reply, going to sit next to him on the couch.

you peek over to see that he was online shopping, to which you clicked your tongue at.

"you know it's bad luck to shop for yourself right before christmas?" you ask and he gives you a look, closing the computer and setting it on the empty space to the other side of him.

"why's that?" he asks in return, furrowing his eyebrows.

"because then if someone already got it for you, you'd feel bad" you shrug, scooting closer to him to lay your head on his shoulder.

steven sighs and puts an arm around you, like a side hug.

"i guess that makes sense" he mumbles. "i've just never had someone get me a gift before" he confesses and you lift your head up, looking into his eyes with a frown.

"really?" you ask and he nods.

"that's bullshit" you scoff.

steven just chuckles. "it's nothing to get mad over, love" he starts. "it's never bothered me"

"are you sure?"

"positive"

you just make a face and stand back up, heading to the kitchen.

"now what are you doing?" steven asks, and you promptly ignore him, setting his tea kettle on the stove and turning it on after putting water in it.

steven sighs, getting up to follow you into the kitchen.

"making tea" you mumble.

"what's wrong? was it something i said?" steven asks, standing next to you and putting a hand on your shoulder.

you sigh, looking away from the warming kettle and up to him. "no, i'm just thinking"

"that's dangerous, i can practically see your gears turning" he teases, and then starts in seriousness. "i know, being infected with an alien for the holidays isn't fun-"

"steven he's constantly watching, and talking to me" you interrupt.

steven sighs, turning you completely towards him by your shoulders.

"you'll get through it darling. i know it's hard, but i promise we'll find eddie brock and get rid of him-"

"get rid of?!" venom yells, making himself known on top of your shoulder, steven letting go to back up a step.

"i could kill this annoying mortal if i wanted to!" venom shouts, making you scoff.

"but you won't because we still need to find eddie, and jake is almost there" you tell him and he hums.

"well he better hurry up because your liver looks delicious right about now" threatens venom.

"hey! you are not going to eat my daughters liver!" marc fronts, yelling in venoms face.

venom just grunts and disappears back into your arm, making you sigh.

"i can't live like this anymore" you whine, and then jake seems to front, then smiles at you.

"mi vida, i think i know where he is"

~~~

jake had been driving with you in the passengers seat for almost an hour now.

he drank stevens tea that you made him out of a thermos, and every time he took a sip he made a face and complained that it wasn't coffee.

and now, you and jake were wandering in a park, trying not to slip on the icy sidewalks.

"are you sure he's here?" you ask, shivering and trying to hide your hands deeper in your pockets.

"he has to be, even venom could smell him, right?" jake asks in return, and venom comes out, nodding.

"yes! now find him faster, i need chocolate!" he yells in jakes face.

jake scoffs and stops, seeing a man sitting on a bench in the cold all by himself.

"EDDIE!" venom yells, and against your control, you end up almost sprinting over to the familiar man, almost tripping over your feet as venom leaves you body and attaches to the guy.

it was an extremely weird sensation. it was like the same feeling you get from throwing up but through your eyes and your brain.

yeah, 0/10. would not recommend.

jake rushed after you, holding you close to him, wary of the stranger.

"hey wait a minute, you're that kid from the store" the man starts. "i- my names eddie.." he trails off, looking to jake who now had a protective arm around your shoulder.

"..thanks for bringing venom back, i hope he wasn't too much trouble-"

"he threatened to eat my daughters liver and her kidneys if she didn't make herself sick eating chocolate for the last couple days" jake says without taking a breath.

eddie chuckles uncomfortably. and readjusts his jacket.

"i'm sorry about that, he's not usually that-"

"don't worry about it, you're lucky she isn't dead or you'd be too" jake threatens and guides you away back towards the car.

"well- thank you!" eddie yells after you both, so you turn around and wave.

"do you have to be such a dick to him?" you ask and jake sighs.

"yes"

~~~

you got back home after the sun set, which meant it was time for marc to light the sixth candle on the menorah.

you'd already been venom free for three hours so that was something, and even layla was home now.

you were stringing christmas lights all over khonshu when marc calls you over to the window sill, where the menorah sat.

you and layla were on one side, marc on the other, getting everything ready.

"thank you both for being here" marc says to you and layla, and you see her hand grab his, intertwining their fingers together.

you smiled at the sight as marc lit the candle, mumbling a few words to himself before letting out a slow breath and moving his free hand to where his necklace was lying under his shirt.

you could sense something, and before you know it there's a knock on the door, and your eyes widen.

"who could that be?" layla mumbles, and marc gets up, you following him to try and block the door.

"hey what are you-"

"marc-"

"what's going on?" layla asks, coming towards the both of you.

"y/n open the door" marc orders and you shake your head.

"please?" layla asks and you sigh, turning around towards the door, unlocking it and opening it.

"..dad?" marc breaths out.

elias stands awkwardly outside the apartment door, in shock to see marc not glaring at him.

"happy hanukkah, son"

and before anything else, marc moves past you to hug his father for the first time in what felt like forever.

~~~

"so that's why i'm here" elias finishes after explaining how and why he showed up at your apartment at night.

"thank you, kid" marc gives you a short kiss on the head from where he sat next to you on the couch.

"now it's getting late, so how about you-"

"nooooo but i'm not tired" you say and layla smiles, and gives you a sad look.

"i know little scarab, but tomorrow's christmas and we still have gifts to put out" layla says and you groan, getting up.

"i'll see you guys in the morning i guess- BUT WAIT-" you stop, gaining everyone's attention.

"where's elias gonna sleep?" you ask and marc shrugs.

"he can take my bed if he wants" he answers and layla nods.

"we have no problem taking the couch" layla adds on, but elias shakes his head.

"i'm alright with taking the couch, i'm only staying one night anyways" he replies and marc sighs in defeat, knowing he wouldn't win.

"..alright then, goodnight y/n" marc says, jake and steven saying the same but only you could hear.

"sweet dreams little scarab"

"'night kiddo" elias smiles to you, and you smile back before turning to go into your room.

you were so glad marc didn't freak when he saw his dad at the door.

now, you weren't expecting what you were going to see the next morning.

about a dozen wrapped presents sat under the tree, including the ones you made for your family.

you cried when you finished opening everything, as you felt you didn't deserve it.

it was the first christmas you had genuinely enjoyed because you were surrounded by family.

and because that family loves their gifts and made sure to give you the tightest hug imaginable.

you'd just have to give you gift to casper when you saw him next at school, and you were sure he'd at least like it if not love it.

but yes, you were finally surrounded by family for the holidays.

and you even celebrated hanukkah with your dads, who were grateful for you for bringing it up and going out of your way to make sure it was pleasurable for them.

because that's what family is for, and they are always home for the holidays.

it was crazy, yes, but it was with your family.

and it will be from here on out.

~~~

A/N : MERRY LATE CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HANUKKAH GUYS!!!

i have never actually celebrated hanukkah so i hope i got everything right and didnt offend anyone, i did this for fun and to also who the moon boys heritage

love you guys :))

~~~

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[lloydfrontera]

this hellsite can't stop me anyway in the switched protagonist au lloyd and damian are an absolute menace together they enable each other's most asshole-y traits and the levels of sass in the room grows exponentially for every minute they spend together.

they'll be going about their day and randomly start arguing about damian's pay completely unrelated to anything they're doing. full on haggling and negotiating "twenty-five percent and a week of vacation" "five percent and an extra weekend" "twenty percent and five days" "ten percent and three days but you don't mention my birthday for two months" "fifteen, four days and one month" "deal" lloyd does joke damian is the reason they'll fall in debt again. damian argues they wouldn't get nearly as much work done without him. lloyd can appreciate the commitment to getting fair pay even if it does put somewhat of a strain in his pocket. and damian does admire that lloyd never delays payments and he doesn't even has to ask for bonuses or hazard pay because lloyd just,,, gives them all of that (<- this is canon and no i am not mad the webcomic doesn't comment on it the way it should what are you talking about-)

also! they're sooooo good at squeezing shitty rich people out of their money. lloyd will draft the most ridiculous contract he can get away with and damian will loom ominously in the background until it's signed and then they high-five the moment they're out of the room not a single word needed between them.

plus the moment they see a monster and lloyd suggests running away damian agrees immediately, picks him up and fucking books it out of there. they are not in it for the heroics thank you very much. there would need to be a completely different reason for them to defeat the monsters and involve themselves in the drama cause they're both very much in favor of just. running lol

as for javier dealing with the fact that he can no longer protect rakiel the way he's supposed to because he has a demon king inside of him just itching to possess him and making hm as weak as possible in order to make him his vessel,,,, the mental issues would be delightful.

he would hate it with a passion, javier already has a big tendency to berate himself any time he's not strong enough to defeat whatever is threatening lloyd all by himself, so imagine the self-loath that would ensue if not only were he incapable of protecting rakiel but if he was the danger itself.

and then having rakiel push himself to exhaustion to keep him alive once acheros figures that if he can't put him in external danger than he can just make his own body attack him?? he'd be devastated. he'd feel ashamed and angry at himself for turning into a burden to rakiel, he'd try to brute force his way out of being ill only to crash and burn much the same way damian did when he tried to do the same.

javier is very much a 'gifted kid'. everything sorta comes easy to him, he never had to struggle too much to be good at things, not that he didn't apply himself or that he didn't put any effort, but he never encountered something he truly struggled with or couldn't simply surpass on his own. so when he's attacked by something he can't defend himself against, something that is so out of his league he wouldn't even have any idea of how to start defeating, he'd take it pretty darn hard.

i can see him trying to be more hands on while helping rakiel tho, like be it while he's trying to make the medicine for him or just in general around the clinic. like remember when lloyd told him to grow onions during the wetlands arc? and he ended up enjoying it?? he's just,,, a softie under the cool and badass exterior. so i think he would genuinely enjoy helping around in the clinic, he'd probably take an interest in learning some basic first aid or simple treatments. he likes helping people! he'd enjoy knowing how to bring some relief and heal instead of just fighting. and rakiel would be all over it because 1) free help and 2) hopefully if he keeps javier in the clinic they will avoid life-threatening danger that brings acheros out (doesn't work but it was worth the try)

oh my god now i am actually cooing a little over rakiel treating a patient only to look up and get startled by how close javier is leaning in to see, curious to watch the way rakiel heals his patients. and then when rakiel gently asks him if he wants to learn, he'd hesitate a little, worried that his hands, rough and callused from all the fighting he did in the gladiator arena, would harm more than help, but after some more gentle coaxing and a bit of teasing he accepts. and while he never quite becomes a nurse or attendant he's more than proficient at helping rakiel whenever they need some hands or when rakiel asks him to

i dunnot! the thought of javier being allowed to do more than just fight the way he was destined to makes me happy :]

[cosmickyeom]

seventeen, medical!au! ⋆ ﹕₊˚ performance unit as medical specialties!

check out hip hop unit as medical specialities: here! content warning: hospital and other medical-related themes

⋆ ﹕₊˚ junhui, med-peds ⋆ spent a lot of time in medical school being unable to choose between internal medicine and pediatrics and decided at the end of the day that HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ⋆ truly, nobody knows what's going on in his head, he's an enigma ⋆ nurses are always wondering what's going on when he's in a room with a patient because it's always so loud and lively ⋆ like you can hear the sounds of unhinged laughter even if you're standing at the nurses station and the room is at the end of the hall ⋆ definitely another doctor that needs to be chased around if you need something from him. he's not irresponsible, he just has a lot on his plate ⋆ as much as he's a jokester, all the nurses love having him around because he shows up when he's needed ⋆ side note: there have definitely been a few instances where the staff members are talking to him only to find out that he's just sleeping with his eyes open ⋆ there's an ongoing game where you make guesses to whether he's actually awake or sleeping at his desk, if he catches them making your guess, he wins free lunch

⋆ ﹕₊˚ soonyoung, emergency medicine ⋆ always disproportionately happy when he sees patients. it isn't that he finds pleasure in their suffering, he's just TRULY happy to be present and to help come up with the solution ⋆ the type to hype up the little kiddos when they have to get SUPER! COOL! STITCHES! WOW! ⋆ for whatever reason, he's always wandering off to the radiology department to hang out with jihoon ⋆ he would send an order for an x-ray and would immediately come knocking on jihoon's door "just in case" he didn't get it ⋆ yes, he knows they have pagers and phones for a reason, but what if the whole system is down?! ⋆ i feel like this specialty suits him the best because he's able to see a little bit of everything, which keeps him physically moving around and keeps his mind sharp ⋆ he would find a sense of fulfillment knowing that people can turn to him when they are having emergent issues/are in distress. he acknowledges that trust and stays on top of his game because of that ⋆ plus, emergency medicine doctors are known for being workaholics and a little bonkers. do i need to say more?

⋆ ﹕₊˚ minghao, trauma surgery ⋆ definitely the one with his head screwed on correctly ⋆ with minghao, there are no surprises or bullshit. everything he does is well-calculated. he's often thinking five steps ahead of everyone else ⋆ he knows all the protocols like the back of his hand and has no trouble keeping a level-head and staying calm when he's surrounded with chaos ⋆ was definitely the star surgical resident in his heydays ⋆ wonwoo and seungcheol tried so hard to recruit him into their respective surgical specialties, but he wasn't having any of it ⋆ if the supporting staff were able to build a shrine in the hospital for one doctor, it would be for minghao ⋆ he's probably the only doctor on staff who completes the tasks that he promises to do. you'll never catch him slipping ⋆ he's mr. dependable ⋆ the kind of attending to stare into your soul when you're talking to him. he's never listening half-heartedly or trying to divide his energy between completing his work and conversing with you. it's attractive and intimidating as heck ⋆ although he does seem like the type to tell you to do your own research and to come prepared the next day to give him a presentation on 'x' topic when you ask him a question about it (THUMBS DOWN)

⋆ ﹕₊˚ chan, critical care medicine ⋆ because he's so passionate, i see him as the kind of doctor who is HEAVY on patient advocacy. he will argue with everyone and anyone who tries to stop him from delivering good care ⋆ he's aware that this can stand in the way of him achieving his goal of becoming the hospital's youngest chief of medicine, but that won't stop him from speaking up when he needs to ⋆ often bickering with internal medicine doctor seungkwan even though they can both be suggesting the same treatment plan for their patients ⋆ insert trauma surgeon minghao just sipping on his iced tea in the sidelines ⋆ because he's such a high-achiever and spends a lot of his time trying to prove himself, he tends to be a little too hard on himself when things (inevitably) don't go as planned ⋆ as a result, all the other specialities are quick to jump up and come to his aid when he needs it ⋆ as much as they make fun of him for dreaming so big, all of the other attendings are more than well aware of his potential and respect his craft ⋆ however, this isn't going to stop them from pulling the seniority card to get him to do little tasks for them