#pokemon go incorrect quotes

[halffulltubofmintchip]

Arlo: Tell her to go eat shit, Cliff.

Cliff: Tell her yourself.

Arlo, shouting: EAT SHIT ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR HORSE!!

Candela, on her rapidash: (gives him the finger)

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Elesa: Emmet, you can't just turn back time!

Emmet: *about to hunt down Celebi to time travel back to Ancient Sinnoh after finding an daguerreotype of Ingo five minutes ago*

Emmet: *looking baffled* Why not?

[caramel-sandiego]

Hassel: Any chance we can skip that dinner party tonight?

Brassius, already in his pajamas: If that’s what you really want.

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Alder: I was playing Dungeons and Dragonite with my kids and I tried to make an enemy sympathisable. I gave it a meaningful backstory so they would feel bad about killing it.

Marshal: Did it work?

Alder: No. When Colress, N, and Anthea were having second thoughts, Concordia said, 'It's okay, it's not real', and then they mercilessly brutalised the enemy for loot.

[trainer-silv]

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having 3 people on a...Cyclizar?

MC: Shit.

Arven: Wait, 3?

Cop: Yeah??

Nemona: OH SHIT PENNY FELL OFF

[tang0w0tek]

Battling as a family

(Fun fact: the oinklogne is mine and I called it Techno)

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Ghetsis: What’s that smell? 

Maxie, outside, breathing deeply and smiling: Country air.

Ghetsis, face scrunching: I don’t like it.

[zz-chikorita]

Guzma: Now, I know I haven't hit it in a while, but there's good reason for that-

Plumeria: Two good reasons for that- his face and his personality

Guzma: Sticks and stones may break my bones!

Guzma: (in his head) But words will hurt forever...

[ghostincorrectinternetedition]

Secondo: No playing Pokemon Go during my sermons! First offense: I will take your phone and waste all of your pokeballs. Probably on a Pidgey or a Ratata, but I will miss it over and over and over. Second offense: I will take your phone and waste an Incense, Lucky Egg, and Starpiece. You will be surrounded by Pokemon with the clock ticking down on those oh so important bonuses, but you will have no way to catch them because I WILL make sure to waste any balls you may have gotten between your previous offense and now. Third offense; I will transfer your strongest Pokemon, maybe even two or three of them. One candy for a 3754 CP Hydreigon seems fair, right? Fourth offense: Say goodbye to every shiny and legendary Pokemon you have. I. WILL. DO. IT. Don’t test me. Either pay attention or don’t come at all. If I can’t catch them, you can’t catch them.

[non-correct-ultra-beasts]

Blacephalon: The wee-woo thingy?

Naganadel: THE FIRE ALARM!?

[halffulltubofmintchip]

Candela, texting Spark: dude

Spark: I'm busy now. I just ate glass by accident

Candela: you what

Spark: Please leave me alone. I ate glass

[incorrect-pokemon-villain-quotes]

Cliff, after defeating a Trainer: You are dead! Not big surprise.

[dragon-starss]

Giovanni: You look good in that cape

Lance: You know where else I'd look good?

Giovanni, zero hesitation: My bed.

Lance: wait, what?

[harveyb-wabbit92]

[Necromancer Au: Emmet’s spouse and assistant confronts him after seeing Franken-Ingo chained up in the basement. ]

Emmet’s S/o: You turned your own brother into a Zombie?!

Emmet: Darling please, we use the term ‘Living impaired’ in this house....and yes, I did.

Emmet’s So: Why would you do such a thing?

Emmet: Why... Do I need a good reason? He’s my big brother and I wanted him back.

[Emmet’s S/o looks like they’re gonna pass out, Emmet reach for them but they recoil from his touch.]

Emmet (slowly reaching for a poisoned syringe): Why are you backing away, Do I disgust you? Are you going to leave me now too?

[S/o realizing they may very well end up like Ingo if they run.]

Emmet S/o: .....No.

Emmet: Verry good answer, Cos’ it would’ve been a shame if I had put you in chains too.~  (S/o goes to make dinner.) And Darling? Do keep this between us, we don’t need the church breathing down our necks, now do we?

{S/o swallows hard and nods before leaving Emmet’s lab.]

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Zinzolin: You're not going to shoot a KID, are you?!

Ghetsis: *pointing Kyurem's Glaciate at Rosa* Yeah, in the face. Why?

[bitchapalooza]

Cyllene: Crap. The storm has come sooner than expected.

Laventon: And I forgot my rain napper, too.

Cyllene: Want to run for it?

Laventon: Sure.

***

Rei: Do you.... Do you hear that?

Akari: Yeah. It sounds like—

Cyllene and Laventon: *runs past the two screaming*