#questions for the universe

[newsies-united]

why am i scared to talk to people. they aren't gonna stone me what am i scared of 😭😭

[crimbusmiracle]

It’s amazing that there are small rectangles of paper that are so expensive, worth so much money that it is mind blowing. Like, yeah I understand, it’s a really good card in this made up game we like to play but like… that right there is worth a house, car, and paying off medical bills all rolled into one. Crazy

[tdillustrates]

Attention Australians of Tumblr!

I am writing a story where a big chunk of the cast is Australian- but I have no idea where to start with the slang. If you could please tell me more abt it that would be a BIG help.

[liminalmemories21]

Help me out y'all - for the Bus Driver Hallmark AU - what is a Halloween costume that TK would wear that is:

(a) appropriate to wear at the firehouse handing out candy to kids

but

(b) would also make Carlos's tongue hang out of his mouth like he was in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?

[hippo-in-a-blouse]

Sigh

Someone pls just give me my monster hunter game already

[the-anti-pianist]

Alright! It’s 2024. It’s time to see if we can put the entire bee movie script in a single post.

Wish me luck.

[starsilversword]

Do you ever just take a bite out of a stick of butter? Good quality butter obviously, none of that becel stuff.

[leaderoftheduckresistance]

Why should I kiss a boy

Just to get hurt

Plant a living flower

On this Dying Earth

These are my questions

for the universe

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

[gentlemancatfish-blog]

A question for internet associates

.....Huh?

[you-can-call-me-root-bitch]

Got my car serviced yesterday and need to replace the wipers. If I just pay for the wipers and not for fitting it's more than 50% cheaper (so obvs that's what I'm doing, why pay £40 when I can pay £16). Does this count as testing my gay skills?

[fuckdup4evr]

Who am I?

Where are you?

[zclnoir]

is my stomach hurting because im _____

A. hungry

B. having period cramps

C. pregnant

D. jus wanna fart

[prlssprfctn]

I love-love AUs, where Jason adopts a kid and conventionally forgets to mention it to others, but I think it would be funnier, if he adopted an animal, but his family instantly started to think that he hides a child, because, honestly, it is obvious that he will end up with one anytime soon—

Jason, snoozing on his alarm: Hey, sorry, I gotta go. Dick: It is okay. See you around! Jason: *leaves* Tim, whispering: So, I don't want to start a panic, but his alarm name was "feeding time". Bruce, slamming his hands against the table: Finally! This had happened! Jason adopted someone! Dick, no less excited: We won. I am an uncle!

Jason, while scrolling the kangaroo ass carriers on the internet: Hm-m. Alfred, creeping on from behind, very enthusiastic: I would recommend you this one, lad. Jason, shuddering: Jesus— Jason: Uhh. Jason, thinking that Alfred probably knows, so there is no need to over-explain: Hey, thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Anytime.

Bruce, feigning nonchalance: So, how is the baby? Jason, thinking that Alfred just told Bruce about the whole thing: Well, better than ever. Bruce: Good. Where had you found him, by the way? Jason: Her. It is a baby girl, Matilda... And, well, in Crime Alley. Bruce, sniffling, because a) Jason is so him; b) he is such a girl dad himself by the nature: That's beautiful, lad. Jason: Uh, yeah?

Tim: Come on, when are you going to bring Matilda to introduce us? Dick is not getting younger. Dick: Hey— Dick: But also, yeah! I am not getting any younger. Jason, confused: You all are kinda obsessed. Jason: Like, there is literally nothing special. If you want to pat a dog, go and pat Titus. Don't bother my girl. Everyone, dropping whatever they were doing: A DOG?!

[pussyeater8000]

Kon: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Tim:

Tim: Well that depends, were you already a worm in this particular situation or did you get turned into one? How did you get turned into a worm? Was it magic? If it was magic I'd have to ask Zatanna or Constantine for help but im sure i could find a way to turn you back.

Kon: I-

Tim: Unless of course you don't wanna turn back. Maybe you just want to stay a worm for the rest of your life. I mean i don't know why you would but I'd still respect your decision

Tim: Would you even know you're a worm? Would you still have your memories from before you were one or would your mind also change into that of a worm? Hey how unethical would it be to date a worm anyway?

Kon: I am deeply in love with you.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Y’all think TikTok exists in the FNAF universe

[the-anti-pianist]

Me, tired, leaving work: “it’s could be worse.”

The universe sending a squirrel to the other side of the road: “but it’s could be better”