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newsies-united · 3 months ago
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why am i scared to talk to people. they aren't gonna stone me what am i scared of 😭😭
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crimbusmiracle · 8 months ago
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It’s amazing that there are small rectangles of paper that are so expensive, worth so much money that it is mind blowing. Like, yeah I understand, it’s a really good card in this made up game we like to play but like… that right there is worth a house, car, and paying off medical bills all rolled into one. Crazy
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tdillustrates · 1 year ago
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Attention Australians of Tumblr!
I am writing a story where a big chunk of the cast is Australian- but I have no idea where to start with the slang. If you could please tell me more abt it that would be a BIG help.
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liminalmemories21 · 2 years ago
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Help me out y'all - for the Bus Driver Hallmark AU - what is a Halloween costume that TK would wear that is:
(a) appropriate to wear at the firehouse handing out candy to kids
but
(b) would also make Carlos's tongue hang out of his mouth like he was in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?
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hippo-in-a-blouse · 4 months ago
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Sigh
Someone pls just give me my monster hunter game already
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the-anti-pianist · 7 months ago
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Alright! It’s 2024. It’s time to see if we can put the entire bee movie script in a single post.
Wish me luck.
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starsilversword · 1 year ago
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Do you ever just take a bite out of a stick of butter? Good quality butter obviously, none of that becel stuff.
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leaderoftheduckresistance · 2 months ago
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Why should I kiss a boy
Just to get hurt
Plant a living flower
On this Dying Earth
These are my questions
for the universe
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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gentlemancatfish-blog · 17 days ago
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A question for internet associates
.....Huh?
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you-can-call-me-root-bitch · 2 months ago
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Got my car serviced yesterday and need to replace the wipers. If I just pay for the wipers and not for fitting it's more than 50% cheaper (so obvs that's what I'm doing, why pay £40 when I can pay £16). Does this count as testing my gay skills?
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fuckdup4evr · 2 months ago
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Who am I?
Where are you?
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zclnoir · 4 months ago
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is my stomach hurting because im _____
A. hungry
B. having period cramps
C. pregnant
D. jus wanna fart
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prlssprfctn · 2 months ago
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I love-love AUs, where Jason adopts a kid and conventionally forgets to mention it to others, but I think it would be funnier, if he adopted an animal, but his family instantly started to think that he hides a child, because, honestly, it is obvious that he will end up with one anytime soon—
Jason, snoozing on his alarm: Hey, sorry, I gotta go. Dick: It is okay. See you around! Jason: *leaves* Tim, whispering: So, I don't want to start a panic, but his alarm name was "feeding time". Bruce, slamming his hands against the table: Finally! This had happened! Jason adopted someone! Dick, no less excited: We won. I am an uncle!
Jason, while scrolling the kangaroo ass carriers on the internet: Hm-m. Alfred, creeping on from behind, very enthusiastic: I would recommend you this one, lad. Jason, shuddering: Jesus— Jason: Uhh. Jason, thinking that Alfred probably knows, so there is no need to over-explain: Hey, thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Anytime.
Bruce, feigning nonchalance: So, how is the baby? Jason, thinking that Alfred just told Bruce about the whole thing: Well, better than ever. Bruce: Good. Where had you found him, by the way? Jason: Her. It is a baby girl, Matilda... And, well, in Crime Alley. Bruce, sniffling, because a) Jason is so him; b) he is such a girl dad himself by the nature: That's beautiful, lad. Jason: Uh, yeah?
Tim: Come on, when are you going to bring Matilda to introduce us? Dick is not getting younger. Dick: Hey— Dick: But also, yeah! I am not getting any younger. Jason, confused: You all are kinda obsessed. Jason: Like, there is literally nothing special. If you want to pat a dog, go and pat Titus. Don't bother my girl. Everyone, dropping whatever they were doing: A DOG?!
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pussyeater8000 · 5 months ago
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Kon: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Tim:
Tim: Well that depends, were you already a worm in this particular situation or did you get turned into one? How did you get turned into a worm? Was it magic? If it was magic I'd have to ask Zatanna or Constantine for help but im sure i could find a way to turn you back.
Kon: I-
Tim: Unless of course you don't wanna turn back. Maybe you just want to stay a worm for the rest of your life. I mean i don't know why you would but I'd still respect your decision
Tim: Would you even know you're a worm? Would you still have your memories from before you were one or would your mind also change into that of a worm? Hey how unethical would it be to date a worm anyway?
Kon: I am deeply in love with you.
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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Y’all think TikTok exists in the FNAF universe
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the-anti-pianist · 9 months ago
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Me, tired, leaving work: “it’s could be worse.”
The universe sending a squirrel to the other side of the road: “but it’s could be better”
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