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why am i scared to talk to people. they aren't gonna stone me what am i scared of 😭😭
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It’s amazing that there are small rectangles of paper that are so expensive, worth so much money that it is mind blowing. Like, yeah I understand, it’s a really good card in this made up game we like to play but like… that right there is worth a house, car, and paying off medical bills all rolled into one. Crazy

#magic the gathering#yeah I love to play the game too#just thoughts#questions for the universe#mtg#black lotus#it���s banned too bro#at least in most formats
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Attention Australians of Tumblr!
I am writing a story where a big chunk of the cast is Australian- but I have no idea where to start with the slang. If you could please tell me more abt it that would be a BIG help.
#Writers of tumblr#Writing#Asks#tumblr asks#questions for tumblr#questions questions#questions for the universe#tumblr users#questions and answers#australia#australien#australian
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Help me out y'all - for the Bus Driver Hallmark AU - what is a Halloween costume that TK would wear that is:
(a) appropriate to wear at the firehouse handing out candy to kids
but
(b) would also make Carlos's tongue hang out of his mouth like he was in a Bugs Bunny cartoon?
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Someone pls just give me my monster hunter game already
#Gay bitches for monster hunter#I'm dying#I know it's only two days of wait but like.....cmon#Hunting horn hoes rise up#my boyfriend would approve#and he does#So now what#Would Jared be a hunting horn hoe#Would Beyoncé???#Would Mansa Musa?#Idk#Questions for the universe#Zoombiniville#tlacuachecore#hehehehehehehe
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Alright! It’s 2024. It’s time to see if we can put the entire bee movie script in a single post.
Wish me luck.
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Do you ever just take a bite out of a stick of butter? Good quality butter obviously, none of that becel stuff.
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Why should I kiss a boy
Just to get hurt
Plant a living flower
On this Dying Earth
These are my questions
for the universe
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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A question for internet associates
.....Huh?
#questions#questions for tumblr#questions for the void#please help#im so confused#questions for the universe#simulation
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Got my car serviced yesterday and need to replace the wipers. If I just pay for the wipers and not for fitting it's more than 50% cheaper (so obvs that's what I'm doing, why pay £40 when I can pay £16). Does this count as testing my gay skills?
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Who am I?
Where are you?
#questions for the universe#text post#cryptic#who?#where?#impatient#i’m scared#lonely boy#don’t keep me waiting#don’t be shy
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is my stomach hurting because im _____
A. hungry
B. having period cramps
C. pregnant
D. jus wanna fart
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I love-love AUs, where Jason adopts a kid and conventionally forgets to mention it to others, but I think it would be funnier, if he adopted an animal, but his family instantly started to think that he hides a child, because, honestly, it is obvious that he will end up with one anytime soon—
Jason, snoozing on his alarm: Hey, sorry, I gotta go. Dick: It is okay. See you around! Jason: *leaves* Tim, whispering: So, I don't want to start a panic, but his alarm name was "feeding time". Bruce, slamming his hands against the table: Finally! This had happened! Jason adopted someone! Dick, no less excited: We won. I am an uncle!
Jason, while scrolling the kangaroo ass carriers on the internet: Hm-m. Alfred, creeping on from behind, very enthusiastic: I would recommend you this one, lad. Jason, shuddering: Jesus— Jason: Uhh. Jason, thinking that Alfred probably knows, so there is no need to over-explain: Hey, thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Anytime.
Bruce, feigning nonchalance: So, how is the baby? Jason, thinking that Alfred just told Bruce about the whole thing: Well, better than ever. Bruce: Good. Where had you found him, by the way? Jason: Her. It is a baby girl, Matilda... And, well, in Crime Alley. Bruce, sniffling, because a) Jason is so him; b) he is such a girl dad himself by the nature: That's beautiful, lad. Jason: Uh, yeah?
Tim: Come on, when are you going to bring Matilda to introduce us? Dick is not getting younger. Dick: Hey— Dick: But also, yeah! I am not getting any younger. Jason, confused: You all are kinda obsessed. Jason: Like, there is literally nothing special. If you want to pat a dog, go and pat Titus. Don't bother my girl. Everyone, dropping whatever they were doing: A DOG?!
#Damian who knew everything bc Jason asked him all kind of questions about dogs: i am ashamed to be part of this family#half of a year later Jason actually adopts a girl#Jason: so do you wanna meet my daughter#everyone: we are not bying this for the second time.#Jason: ...#Jason: that would be on you#*a few weeks later*#Jason: can you babysit Lola?#Bruce: sure. who is Lola?#Jason: my daughter?#Bruce: ??????????? SHE WAS REAL#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#alfred pennyworth#damian wayne
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Kon: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Tim:
Tim: Well that depends, were you already a worm in this particular situation or did you get turned into one? How did you get turned into a worm? Was it magic? If it was magic I'd have to ask Zatanna or Constantine for help but im sure i could find a way to turn you back.
Kon: I-
Tim: Unless of course you don't wanna turn back. Maybe you just want to stay a worm for the rest of your life. I mean i don't know why you would but I'd still respect your decision
Tim: Would you even know you're a worm? Would you still have your memories from before you were one or would your mind also change into that of a worm? Hey how unethical would it be to date a worm anyway?
Kon: I am deeply in love with you.
#timkon#tim drake#robin iii#red robin#timothy drake#timothy jackson drake#kon el#kon el kent#superboy#conner kent#kon el superboy#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#Tim taking this dumbass question extra seriously#Kon just sighs dreamily while he rambles on about different possibilities
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Y’all think TikTok exists in the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#montgomery gator#vanessa fnaf#vanny fnaf#security breach#TikTok is bringing back the 2022 security breach era#and tbh I’m all here for it#I love security breach dearly actually#YOU GUYS THINK about how TikTok probably does exist in the fnaf universe#you think the glamrocks I’ve seen edits of themselves#these are such important questions#Vanessa would of seen them at the very least#on her phone while at work#if you know the songs that are Monty edits you know you know
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Me, tired, leaving work: “it’s could be worse.”
The universe sending a squirrel to the other side of the road: “but it’s could be better”
#I know it sounds stupid but it happenes almost everyday and I love it.#funny#funny stuff#I don’t mean to be deep#it’s just what keeps happening#good day#weird thoughts#i wish i was a skeleton#skeleton#questions for the universe
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