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bingobongocheerio · 3 months
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Masky: Some people are like slinkies.
(Y/N): What?
Masky: Not really good for anything but it puts a smile on your face when pushed down the stairs.
(Y/N): ...
(Y/N): Please don't push Toby down the stairs.
Masky: You can't stop me.
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leafybnuuy · 2 months
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Y/N : Bro..rock paper scissors but if we do the same move we gotta kiss
Toby : WHAT
Y/N : you in?
Toby : Hell yeah
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Tim: I just saw a kid yell “fuck off” at the top of his lungs and then his phone started ringing so he picked it up like two fucking milliseconds after it started ringing and said “hi mama” in the softest goddamn voice I’ve ever heard
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skiiyoomin · 1 year
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i beg you to write some tobias eaton jealousy smut where he gets all possesive and shit
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Content: SMUT CONTENT, possessiveness, swearing, fem reader, slight tease Tobias, dirty talk? little tiny bit of degradation (he calls you a slut)
Summary: Tobias had to show exactly who you belong to
a/n possesive tobias makes me feralll, also the plot is boring as hell but i geniuenly couldnt come up with something else
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ღNeed | Tobias Eaton
You're beatiful, that's a fact. Tobias knew it, everyone at Dauntless did. He always felt lucky and greatful to have ended up with you, and he always made sure to remind you of that fact.
However, like everything, there was a downside. People at Dauntless had a tendency for....boldness. Of course that was a given, I mean, it's literally their nature to be bold. But there were times Tobias wished people weren't so bold.
Often times he'd catch people staring at you a little longer than necessary. Other times they'd straight up attempt to flirt with you, but you quickly shut down their advances. However, there's always going to be some idiot who doesn't understand what no means. Like right now.
You were at a party and of course, as expected of Dauntless, everything was absolutely wild. You were having a great time and, surprisingly, so was Tobias. As expected, you had caught the eyes of many in your black silk dress that night and while he felt slightly uneasy at this, who were they to blame really, you did look stunning after all.
At one point, he unwrapped his arm from your waist and excused himself to the bathroom. When he came back, what he saw had him clenching his jaw and curling his hands into fists. A random guy was towering over you, leaning a bit too close for comfort, your face clearly showed discomfort, which had Tobias immediately coming to your side.
"Are you ok darling? Is he bothering you?" He glared at the man as he asked the question, his gaze softening when he glanced back down at you. You meekly nodded, wanting nothing more than to be left alone with your lover.
"Oh come one babygirl don't play hard to get, we were having fun" The man reeked of alcohol making his nose twitch in disgust. His grip on your waist tightened. "She's clearly taken, so I would back off if I were you"
The man merely glanced at him before he drifted his attention back to you, continuing his advances. Tobias stepped in front of you, pushing a finger into the mans chest. "I said back off" He seethed.
Before he could answer, Tobias grabbed your hand and walked towards the door with a fast pace, leaving you no choice but to follow. Once you were walking down the empty hallways of the compound, you reached up to place your hand on his tense shoulders. Hesitantly, you called out to him.
"..Tobias?"
You were answered with silence, and while you questioned the unusual behaviour, you decided to keep quiet, not wanting to cause further tension.
Before you knew it, you were at the door of your shared apartment. As soon as the door closed, Tobias had you pressed up against the wall, his lips kissing yours in fervour. You were absolutely breathless, your mind going blank at the feeling of his hands roaming your body.
He seperated from your lips, though only a mere centimeters. He gazed deep into your eyes, his own half lidded ones holding a dark lustful gaze. "You're mine" He growled. His low tone sent shivers down your spine, your breath hitching in your throat.
He picked you up with ease, your legs instinctively wrapping around his waist as he manuvered with ease through the house and to your bed. Gently he plopped you down and crawled on top of you, his toned arms caging you under him. His lips were back on yours, the tension rising as his hands roam your curves. Your shirt rode up with the movements and in one swift movement it was off, leaving you in your bra. His lips began to move down, leaving lingering kisses on your jaw and neck. You let out a breathy moan when he kisses the crevice of your neck. When he pulled back, he admired the series of hickeys decorating your neck.
With expertise, he unclipped your bra, throwing it to the side. Similarly to your neck, he began to spread hickeys wherever he could. Your back arched when his warm mouth enveloped your sensitive nipple, the other teased between his thumbs. "Mmm Tobias" You breathed out, your hands on the back of his head, messing up his brown locks. He continued giving his attetion to your chest, switching between one nipple and the other until you were writhing underneath him.
"Please Tobias, I need it"
You whined, but he only seemed to want to tease you.
"Need what baby? Use your words"
"Fuck please, i- i need your cock"
That's all he needed to hear for him to remove the rest of your clothes as well as his own onto the pile on the floor. He placed his hands under your knees, spreading your legs until you were wide open for him. The sight of your wet cunt made his dick twitch, a groan errupting from his throat at the sight. "Fuck baby you're already so wet for me, can't wait for this cock to fill you up hm?"
You nodded frantically, wanting to be filled up to the brim. You grinded your hips, needing to feel friction on your throbbing pussy. He leaned forward, pressing your legs to your chest as he lined up with your needy hole. Without any warning, he slammed into you, causing a loud moan to rip from you.
"I'm gonna show everyone who you belong to, who fucks you so hard you can't walk properly like a needy little slut"
You whined at the filthy words, but before you could even react, he was already slamming his hips into your ass, the dirty sounds of squelching filling the room.
He lifted your hips a little bit, allowing him to reach places you didn't know existed. Your head fell back onto the mattress, your jaw hung open while the most pornographic mewls left your mouth. He grunted at the feeling of your walls tightening around his dick, your nails scratching his back adding to the feeling of pleasure.
Soon enough your back arched, your moans rising in pitch and your words turned into gibberish as you felt your orgasm reach its peak. Tobias quickened his pace, feeling his own release coming close.
"o-ooh my god f-fuck i'm gonna cum"
"cum for me baby"
With a couple more thrusts you were cumming all over his cock, your body jerked uncontrollably. Not long after he released his seed inside you, using your overstimulated hole to chase his high.
When you finally caught your breath, you pressed a sweet kiss to his lips "That was good"
He pressed kisses all over your face before looking at you with a smirk "Don't think I'm done with you"
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dr-reids-fidget-toy · 7 months
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animorphs quotes that. i... those poor kids
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thestarwarslesbian · 6 months
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Gibbs: Today I realised I'm old Fornell : What happened? Gibbs: I fell in the bullpen and instead of laughing, McGee came running to see if I was ok Fornell: Gibbs: I saw fear in his eyes
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Caitlyn: Dad, this is Vi. She's my girlfriend.
Tobias: Oh my God, you like girls too? We have so much in common!
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honeyxmonkey · 1 year
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Toby on the phone with Jim: Yeah... he's in the kitchen again
Draal, reading a recipe: "Beat three eggs." In what? Hand to hand combat?
Jim: GET. HIM. OUT.
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violetsforviolyn · 1 month
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Jinx: Well, it looks like you're a part of the club now, Miss Piltie!
Caitlyn: What? What club are you referring to?
Jinx: Oh you know! The orphans club! My sis is even in it!
Caitlyn: I'm not a... WAIT WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELLS DID YOU DO?!
Jinx cackling: HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEH-
Vi: POWDER, STOP MESSING WITH CAITLYN-
*Cassandra and Tobias just chilling*
Tobias: That girl is... um... quite...
Cassandra: Deranged? Putting it lightly, dear...
(Are these even funny? HELPPP I NEED SOMETHING TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM WHAT HAPPENED AUGUST 8TH GUYS)
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writerrose1998 · 2 months
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Franklyn: I just had a thought… Hannibal and Tobias, simultaneously: Congratulations.
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slyther-bi · 3 days
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Happy Snape family au
Eileen: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Tobias: Can everyone in this godforsaken family please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"? Severus: Ya know... it might be.
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Tobias: What did Severus do this time? Eileen: More like WHO did Severus do this time?
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Eileen: Severus is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind. Tobias: Boys/Girls? Severus: Homicide.
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Eileen, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Severus: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Severus: Here you go. Eileen: Severus: Tobias: Why am I here?
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Eileen: When Severus was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world." Tobias: Please. When he were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Tobias: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen. Severus: Hot dog costumes! Tobias: I’m sorry, what? Severus: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably ma, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Ma hates hot dogs, so she probably won’t eat us. Tobias: Are you saying that your mother would rather eat us than hot dogs? Eileen: I DO hate hot dogs.
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Eileen, holding out a cookie for Severus: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Kid Severus: *Ugly crying* Eileen, holding out another cookie for Tobias: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Tobias, throwing his hands in the air: What does that mean?!
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Severus: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Eileen: Eileen: I'm gonna tell him. Tobias: Don't you dare.
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bingobongocheerio · 7 months
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Toby: I slipped a little note into your bag to tell you how much I love you.
(Y/N): [checking their bag] This is a 10-page letter.
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leafybnuuy · 18 days
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Toby : I’d die a thousand deaths for you :)
Y/N : *acknowledges the fact that Toby hates life*
Y/N : isn’t that what you want tho?
Toby :
Toby : I’d live a thousand lives for you :3
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Toby: covered in blood for sexy reasons
Toby: also I just got stabbed
Toby: don’t suppose there’s anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch, and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperatedly found tone of voice is there
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tic-toc-clock77 · 11 months
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Toby: Worst holiday; shoot.
Toby and Clockwork in unison: Father's Day
Toby: ....
Clockwork: ....
*aggressive make out ensues*
[inspired by that one meme where the two guys say the same thing and then lean in to kiss, i cant find it but i hope you know what I mean]
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sincericida · 7 days
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ANDREW GARFIELD revealed that the cinematographer of "We Live In Time" needed to pause during Florence Pugh’s performance:
"After one or two scenes, he would walk away from the camera to get back on his feet because he cried uncontrollably."
(source)
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