#r!shift

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Outie Dylan, swallowing his pride and deciding to tell his innie that he’s actually pretty cool despite the wife smooching debacle: I’m proud of you and while I’ll respect your decision if you want to resign I think you should make it work there because I don’t want you to die

Dylan G: *immediately hits his boss with a vending machine*

[aliyahshiftsx]

How I shift to my drs with ease.

*taps mic and clears throat* the president of yappermania has risen I fear.

I figured I'd talk my ish about shifting and how simple it is because what the helly??? 😩 it's not as hard as people may make it seem.

Over the years, especially on shifttok in my opinion i feel like people make it seem like the so called 'methods' are the keys to make you shift when the key isn't nessecarily that. It's can be a tool but its not a key, believe it or not the the key is actually you!!

Those guided meditations, shifting methods ARE TOOLS.

You don't have to count to 100, lay in a starfish position and review your whole script every second of the day & memorise every intricate detail to shift. In fact you don't really need to do anything if you don't want to...

I shifted to my 2nd modern aot dr a week or two ago - with no script made just a few pics in a pinterest board & shifted to my other aot dr a month ago (although both times it was for like a millesecond) it purposely happened so a win is a win!!

HOW I DID IT. . . .

Once I realised that shifting is so incredibly easy, i let go of all those methods I forced myself to do partly because I couldn't be bothered..im lazy in hopes of waking up in my dr, I now know and don't hope.

i usually shift at night so i get into bed, think about my dr and accept that im actually there. it's done. I know im going to wake up in said place (in my case it was nyc)

sometimes my thoughts get the best of me, saying "If your there why are you-" or "are you sure you can do it-" i just laugh it off because i know it isn't true. my subconscious knows im a master shifter, i dont have to keep repeating myself because a person who's mastered something doesn't question. They just know...so why am i questioning myself? there's no need to stress.

ask yourself questions like - "Why am i so good at this?" "How do i shift on every try? thats crazy. and i hardly do anything too. minimal effort." Instert Kamala Harris' laugh fr. feel free to giggle because it's too easy. You keep winning over and over again!

Wake up in your dr.

That's quite literally it. Now go serve face in your dr babes!

[scooterscoob]

Oh my goodness love your style and how you draw Jon and Martin so much! 💛

S1 and their local party-pooper :)

[disco-troy]

KG Beast had the worst time of his life after he shot Nightwing.

First he got beat up by Batman and abandoned in the snow

Then Nightwing himself beat him up (and told him a pun)

THEN The Batgirls lured him to their turf ON PURPOSE to beat him up

Damian nearly kills him

He gets beat up by a guy at the speed of light

and that's not even counting Kory's reaction!

Entire hired killer career OVER bc he shot one man

[hinamie]

off on an adventure ! this au turns 1 week old today

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

pose ref [x]

[huenistar]

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[katmikaelsendevotee]

shiftblr is so heteronormative where r all my lesbians 💔💔💔

[ollypopwrites]

no one talks enough about that cutscene where rook walks in on lucanis and emmrich standing over zara renata’s dead body and is just like “another corpse? boys we are running out of room”

how often are these two dragging dead people through the eluvian

[luvxsabrina]

Just wanna rub my pussy dumbb 😫

[lochlot]

partners in time

[briiverse]

tired of the argument, “it’s my dr i can do what i want” hm okay and i can still think what you’re doing is fucked up. some of y’all really be using “it’s my dr” to justify the most vile shit like that magically makes it okay. well it does not.

[mavyunivrse]

Anti shifters really looked at the concept of shifting, turned it down and then continue to complain about their life

If it was socially acceptable we could be seeing storytimes from your fave smh

[belfry-ghost]

My contributions to the @haunting-heroes-creative-games banner!

[artfulacrostic]

Tessa Brooks, The Magnus Archives Episode 65: "Binary" // Colin Becher, The Magnus Protocol, Episode 1: "First Shift"

(haha i'm soooo not worried abt whatever the fuck is going on w the computers in TMAGP. i'm fine they're fine we're all fine. let's not spend too much time thinking about it!!!!)

[squiddlysq]

Murderbot's interview with Station Security when it first arrived on station went extremely well

[butchdiaz]

everyone manifest 8x05 firehouse no calls bottle episode with me