#rip my dogs and parents

[toomanylegos]

I've been drained and it's been a weird week of ups and downs so fuck it! Time to live up to my screen name!

Behold! My collection!

And those are just the unlabeled sets : )

Today shall mark the day that I bring Tumblr with me on my journey to organize my Lego sets. The goal is to build, label, and write down the missing pieces of each set if there be any. I started this journey last year, but had to stop because of school. Now, I will continue it because damn do these sets need some love.

I hope you enjoy the mess these things will make of my room 😅

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

[nico-di-genova]

I’m just…yeah 🙁

[allpromarlo]

oki thinkpieces r done WELCOME BACK BABYYYYYY I MISSED U SO MUCH

[rmu-vincent]

Dear Mr. Edgeworth,

I recall from one of your previous postings that you are particularly fond of cats, and am interested in your opinions on other animals commonly kept for human companionship. What are your thoughts on dogs? Horses? Rodents? Birds and reptiles?

I would assume that last one would have interesting twofold connotations given your status as a law student, due to these creatures' association with the legal profession - the epithet of "legal eagle" on the positive side, and all the jokes about snakes and crocodilians' show of professional courtesy on the negative. As an enthusiast of all things reptile related, I feel it is a reputation undeserved by these misunderstood, scaly creatures... as well as those aspiring to take on careers in law, very important for society...

But I digress. Lastly, I would also take it that, for rather obvious reasons, you don't really like fish, the way they remind you of a certain someone...

Regards, Seraphine. Again, may you excel in your studies, and no slanderous jokes come your way.

Dear Ms Seraphine,

Thank you for the kind words and inspiring thoughts.

Despite, as you noted correctly, being fascinated by cats, I am not that fond of most domestic animals, and my liking for cats is simply an amusing exception. However, there are still some species that I could call charming and interesting in ways different from keeping them as pets.

The first animal that came to mind was a graceful black panther. Ever since I was a kid, I thought of panthers as majestic, powerful guardians, trustworthy leaders, and dangerous vigilantes. They might not represent justice in the traditional sense of court cases and hour-long debates, but if one crosses their road, they should be wary of seeing their eyes shine in the dark when the night falls.

On the other hand, I could never resist swift, elegant antelopes' beauty. As someone who has always strived for success and improvement, their efortless endurance and resilience resonated with me; antelopes are in a constant state of action, awareness, and searching for new paths, opportunities. For me, they are a symbol of motivation and energy.

As my final point, I would like to mention swans. Even though they are often depicted as an embodiment of love, from swan figurines being placed on wedding cakes to towel swans on hotel beds, these birds have always struck me as an exquisite representation of change. On another note, the concept of a swan song has captivated me ever since I learned what the expression meant. It is impossible to deny that I spent hours considering what my swan song could possibly be, and to tell the truth, I still think about it from time to time.

Unfortunately, I do not have a strong stance on reptiles. They are the most beautiful when admired from afar, and their quiet deadliness amazes me; snakes in particular have been painted as villains since the beginning of time, so despite me condemning the demonization of reptiles, I understand why people have those... preconcieved notions about them.

Keeping rodents and other smaller animals as pets does not make much sense to me. For me, it would be impossible to love something that is barely capable of communicating its needs. These fluff balls always seemed closer to decor than to actual companions.

As for fish, I would not say that a certain someone you mentioned has enough influence over me to make me actively dislike fish. Marine species look magnificent in acquariums when the interior is done right, and personally, I do not mind fish... served with a tasteful side dish, that is.

Best regards,

Vincent Edgeworth

[bread-that-draws]

Remember my Flowey rant

In case you want a visual of how insane I am

[theblackcubeofdarkness]

PIKMIN 4 GAMEPLAY TRAILER!

I KNOW IM LATE FOR THE PARTY BUT LOOK AT THIS!

THE ART STYLE IS AMAZING. GAMEPLAY SEEMS COOL! THEY PUT CAVES IN THE GAVE AGAIN! AND YOU CAN POSSIBLY EXPLORE AT NIGHT! OH MY STARS THIS IS FANTASTIC! NINTENDO ITS BEEN 7 YEARS OF SILENCE ON PIKMIN 4 BUT ALL IS FORGIVEN!

Not the 3DS thing though

WAIT A SECOND! WILL WHITE AND PURPLE PIKMIN BE IN THE STORY MODE TOO? OH MY GOODNESS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[sleepdeprivationandcoffee]

If any of you plan on having kids, please for your sake please have a good support system. I mean people who will take kiddo for a few hours so you can sleep/clean/relax without stressing, people who will help with chores and help pick up the slack when you start feeling worn thin, and people who will encourage and remind you that you’re doing great. It’s so so so hard when you can’t get the help you need.

Future parents, please do this for yourself. Please ask for help and build yourself a safety net of people you trust to care for you like you would care for them.

[basaltbutch]

oh you know what. remembered i was partially raised by dogs. that might explain some things about me.

[walrusi]

Do you have any pets?

And if you do, could you draw them?

why sure

left is buddyboy and right is spin/peppy... they both look depressed here but let it be known they were just upset bc i was eating a sandwich

[kaidabakugou]

GIVE US A KITTEN UPDATE PLS TT

i kept it :)

ik i said i was going to find a good home for her (it’s her for now bc i think it’s a girl but we don’t know yet until we take her to the vet 🥹) but after not finding anyone that wanted her plus arguing with some ppl and family members over it (i’ll rant in the tags about it) i decided to try my best and give her that home myself even though ive never had cats, only dogs my whole life and don’t know the first thing of dealing with cats so it’s gonna be an interesting journey lol

thankfully my dog is obsessed with her and she also warmed up to him quickly so now they spend day and night playing, i have an old play cushion from when my corgi had her babies so they play on it all the time bc if i leave them on the couch for too long they scratch it 😭

vid of them playing under the cut 💗

[inbrightshadows]

Me when the parental figure is good: Meh

Me when the parental figure is bad: Eh, could go for some hurt comfort

Me when the parental figure tries their absolute hardest to be a good parental figure but still falls short and is so so very painfully aware of every single missed inch: I'm fi- i'm fine i just have dust in my eyes i'm not sobbing i'm not- they're trying so fucking hard they're trying so hard oh god oh fuck. It's not enough it could never be enough but they've emptied themselves trying to be enough oh fuck i'm in pain.

[reminiscentreader]

my pet moss ball just died yall

[babygirlcowboy]

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME NOT TO SPEND $250 ON LEGOS PLS PLS PLS I CANNOT DO THIS PLS SOMEONE SUSPEND MY BANK ACCOUNT FOR ME DO NOT LET ME DO THIS PLS PLS PLS

[foreverxdaydreaming]

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[ohmysmokeythebear]

Finished Moria’s Pen

Devoured it in a matter of hours

Obvs will need to reread many many times to fully absorb but

Might cry

There’s such a FINALITY to it

I love all the short stories and anecdotes but good lord the ending killed me

I need…several months to process

…..

tl;dr

Excellent, exquisite work, as always, 10/10 stars