#rwby as tik toks

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Hey I'm going to make a burrito, do you want one?

Ruby: No thanks, but can I watch you make it?

Weiss: Yeah... why?

Ruby: So I know exactly how you like them. So I can make them for you in the future.

Weiss: *Blushing furiously* I... okay.

[min3nc]

"i like rwby but..." shut up. leave it there. this show is raised to stupidly high standards. it has a DEDICATED fucking hatedom. this show doesn't need half-assed positivity with people who pretty much get off on fucking bashing it for things that would fly under the radar on your average cishet white dudebro protagonist tv show/anime.

practice saying it. RWBY is a good show, and i love it. that's it, no additions unless they are positive.

[smh0217]

*A drunk Jaune gets up off of the couch* Emerald: Just relax. You've been VERY drunk for the last hour. Drunk Jaune: Me or you? *Jaune falls flat on his face as he turns the corner of the couch.* Emerald, deadpan: You.

[howlingday]

Ruby: Don't speak to me ever again.

Blake: All I said was your sister's kind of hot.

Ruby: Stop it!

[s0merand0midi0t]

*Ruby and Blake reading fanfiction together*

Ruby: *Scrolls down* What is "Mpreg"?

Blake, who's seen ALL things fanfic: *Protect mode activated* ACK! NO, DON'T! *Snaps Ruby's laptop shut*... D O N ' T CLICK THAT

[rwbybutincorrect]

Jaune: Well, this is a problem. How do you propose we get you guys in?

Ruby: Honestly, I’m not Team Edward or Team Jacob.

Jaune: That’s not at all what I asked.

Ruby: You see, as we scrape past the superficial aspects of the topic and we get to the root, there truly is one team and that is Team Alice.

Jaune: Does anyone know what she’s talking about?

Ruby: She’s cool! And super hot!

Yang: She’s got a point.

[northforwinter]

Qrow: So what's your new years resolution?

Maria: You know, I looked up the word 'Twink' and I think you're too old.

Qrow:... What...

[bonez-yard]

Winter: Qrow Branwen was.. a friend

Clover: See? It's not that hard to say something ni- oh you're vomiting

Winter: *throws up in the trash can*

[madmanwonder]

Lancaster in Nutshell

[misterlazer]

Ren: Nora is calling. Give me a moment. *Answers scroll* Hello.

Nora: Hey Ren! Do you know how to say corn in West Mistrali?

Ren: Suk Mia.

Nora: AHA SUK MIA NUTS!!! *hangs up*

Ren: ...Nora is not my friend anymore.

[razorblade180]

Whitley:Life is hard and cold.

Ruby:That’s no excuse to give up hope.

Whitley:I won’t. Mama didn’t raise a quitter. Then again…she didn’t raise a winner either. To be honest, I don’t know WHO she raised.

Ruby:….

Whitley:…

Whitley:I don’t recognize myself most days.

[harmonylight]

Jaune: *holding up a picture of cinder* this is a criminal they have murder several people

Nora: *raises hand*

Jaune: no you cannot date her

[theangelofangst]

"We built it up to pull it down"

Back on my Ozpin angst video editing, this song whenever I listen to it reminded me of Oz and how he, try as he might, can’t save humanity the way that he desperately wants too. And he desperately wants to, does all he can but knows and thinks, believes that he’s not good enough to save humanity.

And during the events of The Lost Fable, he realizes that he can’t save them. And it’s soul crushing. 

Once again tagging my fellow Ozpin fans 

@maripr @starlightshadowsworld @hyperfixation-hideout @the-wonderful-imp-of-ozcar @bowl-of-shortness @collectingsparechangemadeeasy1 @dissonantharmony @mynameisactuallyten  @zacs-of-rwby

[smh0217]

“He was born next to a nuclear power plant, has an IQ of 2, and got hit in the head with several rocks as a child. But boy does he give amazing hugs.”

- Weiss about Jaune, probably.

[howlingday]

Jaune: You've never seen The Lion King?

Ren: No, I haven't. I've never been a fan of musicals. They've never-

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba

Ren: (Excited) OH, THAT'S THIS MOVIE?!

[pluto-plutonium]

You can tell someone’s new to the FNDM based on how they spell “Qrow”