#ryans incorrect quotes

[issdisgrace]

Y/n: Hey Dick, how old is your dad?

Dick: What?

Y/n: No, not like that. Well, it is. It is like that. How old is he? I come in the house, he was like "You wanna eat?" I said "Eat what?"

Dick: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my dad!

Y/n: Don't get mad at me! I didn't even wanna be here! Y'all the ones that wanted to be here! I wanted to go to the strip club! Man, wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones and somebody gonna get 'em. Mr. Wayne, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

[incorrectghostfiles]

[bellabrady]

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

[salemsvlog]

Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles

Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:

[babygirl-diaz]

Oliver: The audience loves these two characters and we appreciate that. Right, Ryan? Ryan: They're gonna fuck this season

[gudfornuthin]

Ken: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Barbie: Sure!

Barbie: Whats your favorite color?

Ken, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[deliriousdumbosdrinkingdilemma]

Allan: Hey Ken!

Ken: *sigh* Barbie used to call me Ken...

Allan: That's because it's your (censored by Mattel) name

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2564

Excited about Puppet History~ (Dialogue from tumblr.)

[buddiedaydreamer911]

eddie: buck, come get your son.

buck: oh now he’s MY son??

eddie: when he starts acting like buck 1.0, then yes.

[wisefoxluminary]

Ken: all my shirts keep disappearing!

Allan, wearing Ken’s shirt: spooky.

[fortheloveofbuddie]

* Buck is asleep on the couch next to Eddie*

Chim: Didn’t he just finish his fourth cup of coffee before he fell asleep?

Eddie: Fifth. But for Buck, caffeine is like taking a sleeping pill

Chim: Isn’t that very common for people with ADHD?

Eddie: Your point being?

[issdisgrace]

Y/n: Lookin submissive and breedable captain

Price: What the fuck

Gaz and Soap who dared Y/n to say that in the background laughing there asses off

[incorrectghostfiles]

The ghosts @ Ryan when Shane's doing his solo investigation.

[bellabrady]

incorrect buddie quotes part idk

[kazs-inej]

insp in notes

[babygirl-diaz]

PR: Okay, Ryan, so what are you gonna say when we let you out there?

Ryan: Buck and Eddie are always there for each other because they are best friends

PR: Good enough. Guess we can let him out now

Interviewer: So what’s in store for Buck and Eddie this season?

Ryan: They’re gonna fuck

PR: Ryan, NO!