*The Addisons walk outside, the Blockisons close behind. Cam keeps themself in-between E-E and the cops at all times, Vivi and Survey attempting to do the same for them.
*As soon as they're far enough away from the shop, Cam turns to the strange Darkners and deploys their halberd, careful to keep their friends behind it.
Look, we really don't want any trouble, we really just-
*Cam doesn't get the opportunity to finish their sentence, cut off by a loud noise and a bright light.
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Remus: what happened again??
Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…
Remus: and??
Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!
Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?
Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?
Remus: a dog?
Regulus: yeah that black dog
Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving
Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!
Remus: I’m sorry for your loss
Regulus: what
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it should be illegal for netflix to print their little "now a netflix series!" circles DIRECTLY on the cover of books that inspired shows they've cancelled
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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transgender
gay sex
and the skull
What...? I don't know a single- okay, I know exactly three of these words.
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thank u for feeding us so well
Np gamer, take some dum lil shid doodles I mashed up while listening to old Minecraft parody songs KDHHFDHD
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wanted to draw my take on some of my favorite grishaverse characters
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