#sam/janet

[silerismyblorbo]

Moments together away from the party

[tinknevertalks]

sam/janet for the ask game:

"I swear you're just getting injured on purpose at this point."

Ooooooh, Sam/Janet! Not written anything for them in a while. Let's see what comes up! Thank you for the ask, lovely, I hope you enjoy. :)

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"I swear you're just getting injured on purpose at this point."

Sam tried to laugh, she really did, but Janet chose that moment to put the ice gel on her swollen ankle and oh boy did that feel good. “Well, you know, any excuse to see you.”

“You don’t need an excuse to see me,” Janet breathed, leaning over Sam under the pretence of checking her pupils. Her smell - some flowery shampoo Sam had lathered on her head a mere six hours earlier - enveloped her, washing waves of calm (and a hint of their previous night’s activities) through her. “You’re off active duty for the next two weeks, Major,” she announced as she straightened up and put her pen away in her top pocket, before leaning over again and murmuring softly, “so I’ll do my best to keep your ankle elevated at all times.”

“Promise?” Sam asked, her breath catching - she was so near, her lips millimetres from her own. Janet’s hand squeezing hers (the only contact they could have in the underground base) was all the answer she got.

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Send me a ship and a sentence and I'll write the next five.

[jukeboxjunebug]

New story! This one is for Sam/Janet of Stargate SG-1, a recent fixation for me. Whump and injury descriptions ahead.

Chapter 1/5

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A mission gone wrong, an injured Sam, and a heavily guarded stargate keeping them from home. What else could go wrong?

She didn’t feel the pain, not at first. Before the stinging and the searing, before the agony, she only felt the adrenaline coursing through her body and desperation to reach the gate. She hadn’t even stopped running. She’d felt something thump against the back and side of her rib cage, but ignored the insignificant sensation in the interest of continuing their frantic sprint to find shelter and return fire as she and the rest of her team retreated.

...

Off in the distance, the sound of their teammates’ gunfire grew louder once again, signaling their approach to the clearing as well. With any luck, they’d all make it home only a little worse for wear.

If the damn chevrons would hurry up. They'd never taken so long for all seven to lock into place, as though the rotating inner circle had slowed to a crawl. Meanwhile, the spinning in her head grew faster and faster as she slumped all the more heavily against Janet's support. The muscles of her neck were losing the battle in holding her head up, fighting the dangerous loll that pulled ferociously at her consciousness. Eventually, Janet was able to enter the seventh symbol, depressing the stone into the dial pad. The symbol on the gate glowed, and the ring swirled around to position the symbol at the last chevron.

[sarcasticsciencefictionwriter]

Flufftober day twelve!

Prompt: Fire and ice

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Category: F/F

Fandom: Stargate SG-1

Relationship: Sam Carter/Janet Fraiser

Characters: Sam Carter (Stargate), Janet Fraiser (Stargate)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Femslash, Bisexual Sam Carter, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Romance, First Time, but it's fade to black, Flufftober 2023

Summary:

Sam and Janet spend some time alone together at Colonel O'Neill's cabin.

[kaviiinsky]

If anyone is interested in a bit of Sam/Janet fluff in a HDM dæmon AU (I know @janetfraiser @mysg1spacemonkey and @mystery-ink might be) I have a new chapter of my ficlet collection up!

[marleywardart]

I know Sam and Jack are your otp but what do you think about Sam/Janet? I ship both of them but Sam and Janet much more than Sam and Jack, and I feel like Sam would only start being truly in love with Jack after she fully lets go of Janet.

(and Cassie would definitely be happy with Jack being in the family)

I actually have no problem with sam/janet as a ship. Personally, if someone said to me “Sam is Bi” I would 100% believe that and if that ever became canon then to me, yep, makes sense.

And I enjoy a lot of sam/janet fanworks too, theres some great stuff out there. I’ve read fanfics and even drawn artwork for others and its been a great experience each time!

I do think we were robbed of seeing more of their friendship onscreen and especially the aftermath of Heroes. I’ve never liked how Janet is hardly mentioned afterwards. She was such a big part of the show.

[riverageleis]

Broken - Chapter 1 - H_River_Ageleis - Stargate SG-1 [Archive of Our Own]

This was my very first ever Stargate fic. Thought it would be fun to share it here. I never realized it didn't get a single comment.

[stargatesg-1obsessed]

More of my favourite Stargate BTS photos! (All found on Pinterest)

Back by popular demand! (A few people)

Me and my mum have been watching SGA recently, we’re currently on season 3. So expect more SGA BTS in the next one 😄

[tardigradesonthemoon]

on August 29th Netflix will be releasing a comedy show that is a contemporary retelling of Greek mythology with Jeff goldblum and janet mcteer as Zeus and Hera.

there is a fat trans woman as one of the fates and at least 4 cute twinks credited as "zeus' ball boy"

honestly, I don't know why this hasn't been the most hyped thing EVER because it was absolutely made for the girlies and the gays.

[autistic-crypt1d]

[fircyca]

[comfortcomes]

elliott, neil gust, & sam coomes (heatmiser) with janet weiss (sleater kinney) 🖤

[jukeboxjunebug]

Sam/Janet

This is a quick Sam/Janet fic that I wrote recently. A little dose of Janet whump and emotions, but nothing graphic and no character death. Let me know what you think!

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Sam listened to the beeping of various machines of the infirmary, head bowed as she stared where her hand held tight to Janet’s. 

“It’s not supposed to be you. It’s never supposed to be you,” Sam muttered. She sucked in a deep breath, trying to get control of her emotions. “Fuck.”

From her prone position, fighting through the haze of both pain and pain medications and unsure what else could be said, Janet croaked out, “I’m sorry.”

Sam snapped her attention up to Janet’s face, unaware that she had been awake to hear her words. Putting her surprise aside, she shook her head vehemently. “No, don’t - Don’t be sorry. It’s not your fault. And we’re both soldiers, I get it. I know this is part of it. But I really hate seeing you hurt like this.”

Janet let out a weak laugh that crackled into a wet cough. “Now you know how I feel.”

Sam turned her head, chewing on her bottom lip. Eventually, she conceded the point. “You’ve patched us up a lot, I know.” She frowned, looking at their clasped hands again. “But still, you’re the doctor. You’re not supposed to be hurt. Not like this.”

“Sam.”

At the sound of her own name leaving Janet’s lips, she looked to the bright fluorescent lights above them, blinking away the few treacherous tears that had begun to form, unable to meet Janet’s eyes. This wasn’t fair. Janet was the one who was hurt. Sam needed to be strong; this wasn’t about her.

She managed to stem the tears before they slid down her cheeks and, finally, lowered her head to look Janet in the eye.

When Janet was sure she had her full attention, she squeezed Sam’s hand and, with as much authoritative conviction as she could gather in her exhausted body, she said, “I’m going to be okay.”

The words were all she could take, breaking through the carefully constructed dam of her emotions, and Sam cursed herself internally as she lost the control she’d fought so hard to regain. Tears slipped down her face even though she shut her eyes tight against them, head hanging low and hoping to stop the flow once again. She cried silently, strangling her sobs as best as she could. “Damn it. I’m sorry,” she choked out. This wasn’t fair.

“It’s not your fault.” Janet repeated Sam’s earlier words with equal conviction, and Sam sobbed a little harder against her own restraint.

She lifted her head, wiping with jerky, embarrassed movements at the tears covering her cheeks. She couldn't help but laugh at herself, the pathetic sight she must have made, before she straightened her shoulders and said, “For the record, you’d better be. Okay, that is. That’s an order.”

“Yes, ma’am.” Janet smirked. Had she not been almost ended by a staff blast to the chest just four hours prior, she would have added a sloppy, mock salute to her sarcasm. As things stood currently, her tone and half closed eyes would have to carry the message alone.

The levity lasted briefly, then crashed back down upon them as quickly as it had come. Sam grasped Janet’s hand that much tighter, and with her voice on the brink of pleading, she said, “Just promise you won’t scare us like this again.” Promise you won’t scare me like this again.

For a moment, Janet observed her with sharp eyes despite the sluggish aura of morphine. Finally, she said, “Can you make the same promise?”

Sam fought the urge to swear yet again, hating being backed into such an uncomfortably honest corner. “You know I can’t.” More tears slipped out and she scrubbed at them angrily with her free hand. After a long moment, she whispered, “I can promise to try even harder though.”

“Deal.”

“Deal.”

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament

Welcome one and all to the Night Vale Obscure Ship Tournament! This is to determine once and for all what is the best obscure Night Vale ship. This tournament brings together canon pairings from the supplementary media (like the books), fandom crack ships, rarepairs, and could-have-beens. Some of these ships have large fanbases on Tumblr, but are more lacking on other platforms. Some of these ships will genuinely make you question who in the world is interested in that. And all of these ships are up for your vote, starting tomorrow!

Official Bracket:

On the left we have:

Nilanjanet (Nilanjana Sikdar/Janet Lubelle) vs Kasvin (Kasper Rhodes/Kevin)

Cecearl (Cecil Gerswhin Palmer/Earl Harland) vs Charlos (Carlos Robles/Charles)

Josh/Monty vs Danielauren (Daniel/Lauren Mallard)

Kascil (Kasper Rhodes/Cecil Gerswhin Palmer) vs Blake/Larry Leroy

On the right we have:

Mallardinal (Lauren Mallard/Dana Cardinal) vs Pawn Sherrif (Jackie Fierro/Sherrif Sam)

Toxic Science (Blake Jones/Janet Lubelle) vs Pizzacat (Silas the Thief/Big Rico Goldblum)

Radio Scientology (Cecil Palmer/Kevin/Carlos Robles/Charles) vs Women's Wrong's (The Faceless Old Woman/The Woman From Italy)

Laurbelle (Lauren Mallard/Janet Lubelle) vs Kasplake (Kasper Rhodes/Blake Jones)

Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again.

[badstargateimagines]

How different Stargate characters would react

If you were dating them and accidentally sent “[their name] kind of sucks tbh” to them instead of your best friend

Jack: “you too lol”

Sam: [screenshots it and sends it to Janet asking if it means anything, she and Janet compose a text together over the course of ten minutes] “I’m sorry you feel that way! Hope this helps ❤️”

Daniel: “excuse me?” [spends the next week brooding and yet saying he’s fine but he’s very obviously not fine, mentally going over everything he possibly could have done to make you think he sucks]

Teal’c: “I am not sucking anything at this moment. Perhaps you meant someone else.”

Janet: “New phone who dis?”

Jonas: “LMFAO you good?”

Vala: “literally hilarious bc that’s not an opinion that anyone could possibly hold about me ilysm 🥰🫶”

Cam: “????”

Hammond: “I don’t think you meant to send this to me”

Meybourne: “lol your kinda mom sucks”

Stinky Pete: “I cannot BELIEVE you would say this to me! After all I’ve done for you? This was OBVIOUSLY meant for your best friend, so obviously you’re talking about me behind my back which makes me question your loyalty. It’s pathetic that you’d throw out a nice guy like me for some loser who won’t treat you nearly as good as I have. Sorry, but I know my worth as a high value alpha male, so I don’t have to take this from you. Have a nice life bitch.” [proceeds to drunk text at least once a week for three years]

[heckcareoxytwit]

A short story of Loki pranking on the Avengers in Simpsons style

Marvel Double Shot #2, 2002