#sams rambles

[sockman0792]

why's the Murder Drones tag trending all of the sudden

[xaila-space]

SAMS Rant

Y'know what would be neat fot some sort of sun and nexus angst?

Nexus being scared of sun while sun tries to be good to him.

Since Nexus was (in his eyes) mistreated, hurt and even killed by sun i wont be suprised if that guy is more scared of him than he hates him

I also have this neat thought (or headcanon) that most people wont like maybe even hate me for it but hear me out

Since Old moon was the (lets say) abuser and sun the absued one in the past, i have this neat thought of once new moon appered as in after the reset these roles switched. Sun was acting more like old moon and new moon was like past sun.

Wich kinda adds to this "nexus being scared of sun" thing. Idk i find this thought neat and could be used for an AU ngl-

I could make one? Maybe mingle that in this SAMS Fantasy AU i have been thinking about but idk 🙃

[goblin-lee]

STUPID AUTISM

bro iv known my special interest has been tickling forever. its genuinely the only thing iv ever like researched. iv had this since i was 5. not even joking. i remember my parents going through my search history when i was 8 and them seeing me search up "tickles" and "tickle videos". i have a problem and i am in a love hate relationship.

This isnt a bad nor good thing at this point. i think the main reason im so into it as comfort is because i never/rarely got it as a kid making me feel as if i missed out. My situationship was talking about my stretch marks and scars and said how badly they wanted to make me stand or sit infront of them and trace them. they said this knowing it makes me squirm and whine wanting them to do it. its so bad people. a couple of my friends will randomly tickle me and its super fun but i cant tell them not to stop; i just want them to go forever in a way.

Why do I get to the point i cant function because im thinking about tickles too much. its stupid. I just want someone to grab me by the waist make me sit in their lap or infront of them while them and another person slowly trace their fingers up and down my torso and thighs. JUST TICKLE ME DAMMIT

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Dropout didn't spend $15,000 on Seal's Kiss from a Rose. They spent $30,000.

[gladumf]

i love the unintentional paintings of game changer so much

[tellbrina]

how i look at my phone's screen reading angst near someone and having to hold back tears

[insomnia-and-caffeine]

Average arcane act 2 experience </3

[goblin-lee]

This is so real.....

Things Lees say VS what they actually mean

-“I’m not ticklish” = Ticklish/asking to be tickled

-“Not that spot/don’t tickle me there”= Extremely ticklish spot

-“noOhOho” = Keep going

-“Cursing in a sentence” = Tough love

-“Make me” = BEGGING to be wrecked

-“Please” = Whatever your doing don’t stop

-“Any inaudible sound” = Give me tickles immediately

- ^Trying to escape^ = I’m now turning this into a game so chase me

-“Do something about it” = Pissing you off so I get wrecked

[sockman0792]

Worker drones and Disassembly drones absolutely purr and no one can convince me otherwise

[k9effect]

Want to hear something funny? Akinator would have been called AI if it was released today. None of this "AI" bullshit is actually anything intelligent. It's programs and algorithms and computer mimicry. It learns nothing. Chatgpt and openai and midjourney are just Akinator. The term "AI" is just a marketting ploy thats working painfully well with the people who don't understand that this tech has been around and in use for YEARS. Akinator was relased in 2007. Its just slightly more advanced Akinator tech, but its not anything artificially intelligent. I really wish we'd stop calling it "AI"

[goblin-lee]

RAHHHHHH BARKVARKVARKBARKBARK

Viren NOOOO NOOOO LEAVE

[ohnoitstuesdayagain]

Made more of these !!

Again, credit would be greatly appreciated if you plan on reposting :]

[wanderingcas]

i love you fanfic authors that write AUs. i love you fanfic authors that write canon. i love you fanfic authors that write unhinged things specific to their niche interests. i love you fanfic authors that write against the grain of fanon interpretation. i love you fanfic authors that add to fanon interpretation in even more rich ways. i love you fanfic authors with low self confidence, with all the confidence in the world, with 3000 subscribers, with 2 subscribers, who have written a million words and ones that have written 100. i love you fanfic authors who haven't written a word yet but the stories are still knocking around inside your head. i love you fanfic authors!!!!!!!

[irontinystar]

the falcon and the winter kitty or whatever they’re called🤧

[chocolate-mallowmelt]

i can’t believe that dragon keeps eating people. i’m going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] reform the entire police system.

[whatafuckinnerd]

I find it unfathomable and astounding that Tumblr isn't more obsessed with Sam Reich. You're telling me there exists out there a man who was born into the aristocracy of our country—with every privilege of modern society at his fingertips—who didn't complete high school (due to his mental health) and instead chose to devote his life to making strangers laugh and raising awareness on mental health. A full-bearded short king who is so committed to being the change he wants to see in the world that he decided to take the company he worked for into his own hands so that he could make sure all the people who worked under him could keep their livelihoods.

How many other CEOs are out here being as honest and transparent with their target audience/market as Sam Reich is? How many of them acknowledge when they fumble and continuously strive to be better than they were? How many of them actually seem like they respect their talent, both in the cast and crew? Sam Reich is the standard we should be holding other CEOs to.

But forget about all that (I could talk for a long time about the respect I have for Sam Reich)—ignore just how respectable he is as a businessman and a person. Ignore all the wholesome reasons for obsessing over Sam Dalton Reich.

The man is a stone-cold fox.

He's a little chaos gremlin and an absolute evil mastermind all rolled into one classy suit and well-groomed beard. Whenever Sam is on the set, you can guarantee he is going to make you crack a smile. And for someone with such natural authority, he's never afraid to be the butt of a joke and show himself being embarrassed. Go ahead, watch any clip of him trying to improvise in No Laugh Newsroom and just try to resist that blush.

You're sleeping on a goldmine of a man, here, damnit! And I will NOT let this go ignored any longer!