"Er...you don't like me very much, do you," said Oats.
"I've hardly met you." [...]
"A lot of people don't like me as soon as they've met me," said Oats.
"I suppose that saves time," said Agnes, and cursed. Perdita had got through on that one, but Oats didn't seem to have noticed.
Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
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Mmm yeah I'm not immune to a blatant romance hero introduction
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Raspberry, Seafoam, Lilac, Harlequin, Sapphire, Forest. All of them are /lh
R - I need your help to kill God.
SF - To understand what the fuck is wrong with you
L - You make my dash better and I cherish you
H - To remind me that there are still people more insane than I am on this website
SP- I want to put you under a microscope and study you
F - You are the stupidest motherfucker alive and I love you
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LISTEN!
As a god hunter myself, please understand that anxiety and autism mixed together is. aUhfhfgnbng, yknow?
But I'm glad that you cherish and love me and I'm glad you believe the stuff i say NOW is considered insane and stupid. It gets worse, trust me.
Do not put me near a microscope the light hurts my eyes >:(
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If the BG3 companions went on a road trip, who’s the designated refueler and why is it Astarion
I saw this cosplay on Reddit and immediately had to draw it because I love it so much
Here’s a timelapse of it!
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So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.
So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.
So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.
So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.
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WE’RE GETTING AN EXTRA HOUR OF DESTIEL LETS GOOOO
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