#scp irl

[auntbibby]

is there an SCP post about Nardwuar? there definitely should be. man is a cryptid.

•somehow knows everything, back to the day they were born, about the ppl he interviews, so much so that he scares them. will literally ask ppl about bands they formed for a week when they were like 12 years old

•apparently has SHOCKINGLY bad body odor [edit: @2pacula says that was just for eric andre's interview, to get back at him for stinkin up the guests on his tv show]

•is capable of freezing in place like a statue (stopping his body temporally) better than any other human. similar to SCP-173 perhaps?????

•chases his interviewees, gets past their security setup every time

•his nickname is "the human serviette" for some fuckin reason??????

•looks like this:::??????

if i was gonn write a SCP article about nardwuar it would say that hes a mechanical automaton (which runs on a bacteria-powered engine) constructed by a french revolutionary engineer with the sole mission of gathering information about the bourgousie and disseminating it publicly to the proletariat, that outlived its creator and is still operating today and somehow constantly escapes SCP attempts at containment.

[brightside-brigade]

so... we got a box of clothes today... and it came with this! Behold I am slowly returning to form!!! My very own (oversized and lopsided) Labcoat!

Ft: Beatrice interrupting the photo shoot by jumping onto my shoulder.

[blood-moon-night-coining]

IRL/DA Neutralized SCP

[PT: IRL/DA Neutralized SCP]

A flag for those who are a IRL (Delusional Attachment) of a Neutralized class SCP, this can be a official one or unofficial one.

Separate Terms: Overall, Safe, Euclid, Keter, and Esoteric (WIP)

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[Tag] @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @imoga-pride, @kin-flags + @eparchclass

[lycaraels-journal]

As an occultist for over 2 decades with a BA in English Literature + Lingusitics and a hyperfixation on obscure science and quantum phenomena, I can tell you that language-based (aka triggered by certain combinations of words) and conceptual (triggered by simply comprehending a concept) cognitohazards/infohazards are ABSOLUTELY real.

[sergeifyodorov]

cup final primer 2024

[plaguedoctordryhumper]

Hey……*shits this out seductively* >_<

[reality--breaker]

wezcie go stamtad blagam i dont need anyone to understand but that would be canon if he was polish my head hurts

[aronaax]

just fuckin realised i’ve been drawing iceberg in the same outfit as a teacher i had a crush on

[shrimpari]

"I see all of you as rats. Nothing...but...rats."

The Abbot of Saint Markovia

[cupinho]

I think me and your Clef should hang out together, it'd be enriching

(I didnt wanna draw my braid so its hanging down my back skshsj)

They are playing together :3

[dr-sylvester-prince]

Waking up in the morning as an SCP doctor

[scp-researcher-slenderman]

-?!\ -?!\ -!.;?_/(#&?_

- @nixon-kitty

It appears this anomaly has developed a language of its own.

Interesting.

Can any slenderblogs translate?

[brightside-brigade]

Happy Pride Everyone, I am taking the anomalies to a Pride parade.

[blood-moon-night-coining]

IRL/DA Euclid SCP

[PT: IRL/DA Euclid SCP]

A flag for those who are a IRL (Delusional Attachment) of a Euclid class SCP, this can be a official one or unofficial one.

Separate Terms: Overall, Safe, Keter, Neutralized, and Esoteric (WIP)

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[Tag] @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @imoga-pride, @kin-flags + @eparchclass

[systimming]

Board for a SCP-999 headmate named Goober!

- Mod Primarina + Mod Echo.

((Sources of gifs: x, x, x, | x, x, x, | x, x, x ))

[s0d0mizer--s0d0mizes]

//OOC

me and my friends matching on discord with SCP pfps

1: Samy

2: Me

3: Chloe

4: Tommy