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[yourfave-issomeones-id]

Alto Clef (SCP Foundation) flag

For anyone who equates any part of their identity, in any way to Alto Clef from The SCP Foundation.

(possible eyestrain below the cut)

[auntbibby]

is there an SCP post about Nardwuar? there definitely should be. man is a cryptid.

•somehow knows everything, back to the day they were born, about the ppl he interviews, so much so that he scares them. will literally ask ppl about bands they formed for a week when they were like 12 years old

•apparently has SHOCKINGLY bad body odor [edit: @2pacula says that was just for eric andre's interview, to get back at him for stinkin up the guests on his tv show]

•is capable of freezing in place like a statue (stopping his body temporally) better than any other human. similar to SCP-173 perhaps?????

•chases his interviewees, gets past their security setup every time

•his nickname is "the human serviette" for some fuckin reason??????

•looks like this:::??????

if i was gonn write a SCP article about nardwuar it would say that hes a mechanical automaton (which runs on a bacteria-powered engine) constructed by a french revolutionary engineer with the sole mission of gathering information about the bourgousie and disseminating it publicly to the proletariat, that outlived its creator and is still operating today and somehow constantly escapes SCP attempts at containment.

[brightside-brigade]

so... we got a box of clothes today... and it came with this! Behold I am slowly returning to form!!! My very own (oversized and lopsided) Labcoat!

Ft: Beatrice interrupting the photo shoot by jumping onto my shoulder.

[lycaraels-journal]

As an occultist for over 2 decades with a BA in English Literature + Lingusitics and a hyperfixation on obscure science and quantum phenomena, I can tell you that language-based (aka triggered by certain combinations of words) and conceptual (triggered by simply comprehending a concept) cognitohazards/infohazards are ABSOLUTELY real.

[brightside-brigade]

me: Oh hey I remember going through that once.

Reads the last item: W H O was there?!

i'm imagining this content warning from SCP-2030 appearing on the document in-universe. the SCP foundation has seen horrors unfathomable but the mention of margaret thatcher has them sick and sweating & white-knuckle gripping the desk

[aronaax]

// spoilers for yesterday tale

good for her honestly

[sergeifyodorov]

cup final primer 2024

[reality--breaker]

wezcie go stamtad blagam i dont need anyone to understand but that would be canon if he was polish my head hurts

[oddsandends58exe]

:)

[plaguedoctordryhumper]

Hey……*shits this out seductively* >_<

[evanwevand]

Please, try to not involve me in any drama related to the SCP fandom

I'm in this fandom literally just for the characters and the lore, not to deal with shit accusations and harassment that aren't even related to wiki staff at this point

[xtreme-cringe-warning]

Starting to think that the ao3 author curse is why my bladder is malfunctioning. I post a new fic and then a day after that my bladder immediately became fucked up

(It won’t stop me from finishing the fic then writing several more tho)

[shrimpari]

"I see all of you as rats. Nothing...but...rats."

The Abbot of Saint Markovia

[brightside-brigade]

Happy Pride Everyone, I am taking the anomalies to a Pride parade.

[queenbread]

Y'all why tf did the scp ouroboros cycle predict the 2020s

Slightly worrying guys. Not even the foundation can save us

[gay-mooshrooms]

I GOT ONE OF MY IRL'S TO LISTEN TO MAGNUS HUGE AUTISM W!!!!