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lovinqmils · 1 year

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ꜰᴀʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜᴏᴍᴇ┊ avatar x human!reader

Warnings: follows avatar twow plot (aka spoils the whole thing) , sfw, mention fear of water, some ooc, use of y/n, female reader

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍...

you manage to get lost on your way home, you unintentionally get yourself caught in a sketchy science experiment...yikes. you wake up in a foreign land (or shall I say planet) that filled with 8-10ft tall blue...creatures?

can also be found on wattpad - @lovingmils

dictionary: tawtute - human | ftang - stop | tsahìk - spiritual leader/healer | sevin - beautiful | skxawng - idiot/moron

part 5: "FEAR" 2.6k words

you sat on the sand, holding your knees close to you as you let the tide flow in and wash over your feet. it’s been a week since you and the sully family arrived, and you haven’t hung out with anybody for longer than 10 minutes. and today was no exception; you were in your own little world, looking peacefully out into the distance as you let your mind roam free.

“where’s y/n?” lo’ak asked, taking a deep breath as he, neteyam and kiri swam back up to the surface. they were being taught by tsireya and ao’nung the ways of the water and failed to notice your disappearance.

“oh yeah! i haven’t seen her all day..” kiri replied, feeling slightly guilty for failing to notice the absence of her friend.

“is that her?” tsireya gracefully emerged from the waves and pointed at a distant figure sitting by the shore.

“let’s go check on her.” neteyam said, swimming back to the beach.

your eyes were fully closed as you tried to immerse yourself in your surroundings. it was a poor meditation attempt that caused you to be oblivious to the approaching group of na’vi.

“boo!” neteyam shouted, laughing at your frightened face. “what’cha doing all alone, hm?” he sat down next to you, stretching out his legs in front of him.

“first of all, that wasn’t funny! i was meditating.” you pouted angrily, roughly pushing his shoulder. “and i’m not alone! i’m just..not in the water.”

“and why is that?” he turned to face you curiously, rubbing his shoulder to soothe the stinging sensation.

“because…” you suddenly felt embarrassed as now lo’ak and kiri had sat down next to you, eagerly awaiting your answer.

“because??” lo’ak shook your arm lightly, urging you to hurry up.

“I'm scared of the ocean” you mumbled, looking away awkwardly.

“huh? speak up! we won’t judge you!” kiri furrowed her eyebrows and moved to sit directly in front of you.

“I'm scared of the ocean.”

“louder!”

“I'm scared of the ocean okay!?”

before the trio could even respond, they were interrupted by loud laughter. your heart dropped as you looked behind you. It was ao’nung (the boy who had mocked you upon arrival) and two of his friends. they were laughing hysterically as they walked closer to you.

“aww! poor little tawtute can’t even swim?” ao’nung laughed, nudging your back with his foot.

your face burned red from embarrassment and anger; you stood up and turned to face ao’nung.

“shut up! at least i can breathe on your planet. try lasting as long as i have on earth.” you retorted, looking at him furiously.

“yeah, that’s only because you’re some sort of mutant!” lo’ak shot up from his position and quickly punched ao’nung’s face.

“say that again, i dare you.” lo’ak spat, standing in front of you.

“lo’ak! leave it. let’s just go.” neteyam scolded, lightly grabbing his brother’s shoulder and pulling him away.

the four of you had taken about 5 steps before ao’nung muttered an insult calling the three siblings’ stupid freaks’, which had caused lo’ak to immediately run back and punch ao’nung once again. a huge fight broke out, neteyam joining to protect his brother, and you entered to stop the third person from ganging up on the two.

“my ear!”

“let go! you’re ripping my hair out!”

“ow, ow! my tail!”

kiri couldn’t help but laugh at the scene. The three of you looked like idiots, yet she felt happy you stood up for yourselves.

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you, lo’ak and neteyam stood in a line in front of jake.

“what’s the one thing i asked!?” he angrily glanced at all of you as he paced around the marui.

“to stay out of trouble.” lo’ak responded, earning a surprised look from you, as you’d forgotten what jake had asked in the first place.

neteyam tried to explain the situation but was quickly shut down by jake, scolding him for trying to take the blame off you two,

“and you!” jake exclaimed, looking down at you with an expression of both anger and shock. “y/n do you realise how quickly you could get banished!? in fact, you could get us all banished!”

“wait dad—it wasn’t her fault. they made fun of her for not being able to swim and called her a mutant! she didn’t initiate anything.” lo’ak defended you, taking a step forward and unconsciously using one of his arms to shield you.

“...I can swim! I just have a small...fear of being in deep water ,” you whispered, looking down awkwardly.

“…” jake exhaled, both stressed and tired about this situation. “go and apologise.”

“but!—”

“that is the chief’s son! do you understand that? now go, all of you. and y/n, you better pray you don’t get exiled because of this.”

“why is your dad so scary…” you whispered, walking quickly out of the marui. “look, i’m still shaking!”

“try living 14 years with him.” lo’ak jokingly replied, ignoring neteyam’s eye-roll.

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after apologising to ao’nung, your decided ‘punishment’ was to overcome your fear of the water. that way you’d be more helpful around the clan.

“how is this fair! all y/n has to do is spend more time in the water!” lo’ak complained, lying flat on the sand in frustration.

your head was resting on neteyam’s lap, as he had offered it to you after you kept complaining about sand getting into your hair. you turned your head to look at lo’ak’s small tantrum and let out a muffled laugh.

“is something funny?” lo’ak asked, sitting up to face the two of you. lo’ak’s face was covered in sand, you could barely even see his actual skin. neteyam immediately burst out laughing, putting an arm around you to ensure you didn’t fall as he twisted and turned in hysterics.

“bye. i’m not staying here to be laughed at.” lo’ak playfully crossed his arms and got up and started to leave. neteyam tried to call out for him to stay yet he could barely catch his breath due to his laughter. by the time he had finally finished, lo’ak was long out of sight.

you looked up at neteyam, raising your eyebrow questioningly. “why do you always try to roll away when you laugh? i bet if you were unrestricted, you would roll into the ocean!” you tease, chuckling at your own words.

neteyam leaned down and looked at you teasingly, “oh yeah?” he immediately grabbed your waist and adjusted himself. Hence, you were parallel to the shoreline. “we’ll see who’s gonna roll into the ocean alright.”

before you could question his plans, he started rolling towards the water.

“wait!..sto-” you tried to protest. but he was rolling so fast it was hard to take deep breaths, let alone talk. as you felt the cold waves splash against your skin, you let out a high-pitched squeal. neteyam laughed mischievously before finally letting go of your waist. he noted your fear of the ocean and didn’t want to push your boundaries, so the water's height was only slightly above your ankles.

“… i’m actually speechless.” you scoffed, standing up to look at him directly. “you’re gonna pay for that!” you ran slightly deeper into the water, bending down to pick up a handful of sand and threw it straight into his face.

he stood in shock and wiped the sand off his face, “that’s how it is, huh?” a massive handful of sand was launched at you; the throw was so powerful it caused you to stumble a bit. you laughed it off, joking about how his big hands gave him an advantage as you fought back, using two hands to ‘even it out’.

after a while of going back and fourth neteyam held is hands up in surrender, “ftang, ftang! you win!” you both sat against a tree trunk, sighing with exhaustion. you sat in silence, staring at the sunset and listening to the waves crashing against the shore.

neteyam however, wasn’t looking at the sunset. he could look at that tomorrow. right now, he was looking at you. he would be lying if he said he didn’t notice your absence from the group; every minute you weren’t in his sight it felt like he was missing something. and when he did see you, somebody was always there. so he decided to cherish this moment.

his gaze lingered over each of your features, he had known you for almost 3 months yet he still felt as if there was so much to learn about you.

“sevin”, he mumbled, the mere sigh of your face left him awestricken. how could somebody so beautif—

“huh?” you asked, turning to look him at him curiously.

‘i’m such an idiot. this could never work. stay focused, neteyam.’ he thought, though a small part of him was still holding onto the fantasy of a future with you. “it’s nothing.” he responded, forcing himself to look away. “oh i forgot to ask, are you okay? it feels like i haven’t seen you in ages.” he had no idea why you distanced yourself, but he knew he didn’t like it.

“what do you mean? i’ve been with you, like, all day,” you reply, trying your hardest to avoid his question.

“y/n.” he calls out, shifting his body to face you completely. “i’m here for you; whatever you're thinking about, you can tell me,” he says, smiling slightly.

“…i miss my family. a lot.” you admitted it was hard enough to accept you’ve been kidnapped, but how would they find you if you weren’t even on earth? “ever since we came here, i feel like it lessens the chance of my family ever finding me. not like they’d find me on another planet anyway…”

neteyam paused; he didn’t know how to comfort you. “…uh if i’m honest, i can’t relate to you. so i won’t say i know how you feel because…i don’t.”

he thought for a moment, then placed his hand on your shoulder, “i know you’ll see your family again; if you're thinking about them imagine how much they are thinking about you. also, when a na’vi has a feeling something will happen, it always happens when you least expect it.” his poor attempt to comfort you made you chuckle, it was so obvious the last part was a lie, but you appreciated his effort.

“i remember the tsahìk mentioning two other humans. we could go and ask around tomorrow?”

“how did you remember that? but we should definitely ask around,” you said, standing up and starting to walk back to the marui.

a five-minute walk turned into fifteen due to the number of foolish jokes you both kept laughing at.

neteyam froze when he saw Jake standing at the entrance to their marui. a huge smile appeared on your face upon remembering you have your own separate marui.

placing a comforting hand on neteyam’s arm, “have fun with that~!” you tease, earning an annoyed look. “g’night, sir!” you saluted playfully and skipped off towards your own marui.

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despite neteyam’s kind words, you had to spend the day with lo’ak...and ao’nung.

you were in a makeshift wooden boat (a few logs tied together with twine) and paddled as fast as you could to keep up with the rest of the group.

“we aren’t allowed to be here, and I’m in the middle of the ocean! why did I agree to follow them,” you angrily mumble as you try your best to steady the ‘boat’ against the waves.

“nobody forced you to come with us, tawtute,” one of ao’nungs friends teased, riding his ilu closer to you to try and knock you off your balance.

“skxawng” it was true; they didn't drag you out to sea. but they did bother you for about 10 minutes prior teasing you for ‘being too scared.’

“tawtute, wait here, we gotta show your buddy lo’ak something.” ao’nung smirks mischievously before diving underwater. lo’ak and the rest of the group soon follow.

after waiting on the surface for around five minutes, you finally decided to peer into the ocean to try and see what was going on. “this is boring.” you said, rethinking your decision to even follow them in the first place.

slipping away behind you was ao’nung and his friends snickering mischievously at their plan.

you turned around and tried to call them, but the waves were growing more & more prominent, making it impossible for you to paddle. a couple minutes later, lo’ak comes back up to the surface.

“where did they go?” he looks at you confused, hoping you had seen them.

“they—” you were cut off by a large akula 'shooting' up from below. it tried to attack lo’ak’s ilu, but it managed to escape by diving into the water...knocking you (and lo’ak) into the ocean.

this was your biggest fear. being stranded in the ocean with a large marine animal waiting to eat you. opening your eyes, you make out a blurry silhouette racing towards you. lo’ak grabs onto your arm and swims into a large coral reef. the giant fish wasn’t far behind, destroying the coral structures to get closer to you. the akula tries to break through the final piece of coral but ultimately fails and swims away.

you had been knocked into the water without warning, so you didn’t get a chance to get enough air. plus, any air you did have exited your lungs the second you saw the akula swimming towards you. turning to what you hoped was lo'ak (as all you could see was a blurry blue figure) you try to signal you need to go up for air; it seems he is struggling too, so you swim up towards the surface.

however, the akula was still hot on your trail. you take one last glance at the surface and blackout.

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“y/n! wake up!” lo’ak shook your shoulders intensely. you had blacked out first yet still wouldn’t wake up.

coughing up a bit of water, you sit up and look around. “...where are we?”

“woah..why are your eyes so red?” lo’ak asks, moving closer to get a better look at your eyes.

you feel your cheeks heat up due to how close your faces were. using your index finger, you push his forehead away from your face. “humans aren’t supposed to open their eyes in saltwater, skxawng”

you and lo’ak both flinch when a blowhole shoots out water. “let's check it out,” lo’ak says, already diving into the water to get a look at whatever animal you were sitting on.

“yeah sure, let the girl afraid of the ocean look at an abnormally big marine animal,” you mumble, taking a deep breath and following after lo’ak.

pulling yourself onto one of its fins, you realise it has a hook wedged deep inside.

“what a nasty wound..” you cringe at the sight, wondering how bad it must hurt to swim around with a hook lodged in your arm.

“it's a tulkun! we have to help him! ill push up from the bottom, you pull from the top.” lo’ak instructed, swimming underneath to try and remove the hook.

as there were two people, the hook was removed quickly, and the tulkun swam around thankfully, earning a relieved smile from both of you.

after a couple hours of exploring the ocean with your new friend, you sat on top of the tulkun while lo’ak stood on one of it’s fins.

“why isn’t this tulkun with the rest of the clan? I thought they travel in huge groups?” you ask, admiring the glowing freckles on both lo’ak and the tulkun.

“it must’ve been banished from the clan...so call him payakan instead. “lo’ak looks at payakan with pity, as if they were both feeling the same sadness.

you see a group of na'vi riding some sort of flying fish in the air holding lanterns trying to look in the water.

“get down! they are looking for us,” you whisper-shout, tugging on lo’ak’s ankle.

“go! I will see you again!” lo’ak signs, gesturing for payakan to leave before he could be seen.

you gave payakan a sweet wave goodbye before swimming back to the clan with lo’ak.

seeing the whole clan, neteyam, jake and neytiri, standing on the coast waiting for you both to arrive, you felt the entire world stop.

“ahh.. it’s over for me...”

thank you sm for reading!! this was lowkey a filler chapter, but I tried to put in some more interactions to make it interesting

now onto the fun stuff (๑>ᴗ<๑)

pls look forward to it!

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#lovinqmils #avatar #avatar 2 #avatar x y/n #avatar twow #fanfic #x reader #sully family #na'vi #pandora #metkayina #tsireya #ao'nung #lo'ak #neteyam x reader #lo'ak x reader #payakan

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lunar-wandering · 4 months

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!!!!!!!!!DINOMONKEY AU TIME!!!!!!!!!

ALRIGHT GANG LETS GO;

everyone gets a dinoperson form. basically they get increased size (they're all at least 10ft tall in dinoform) and usually a few other traits like teeth, horns, and a dino tail. for some of them their hair gets longer/rougher (as in, their appearance looks more "wild").

people can shift in between their regular forms and their dinoforms

MK is a t-rex!! he gets t-rex teeth + a t-rex tail.

Mei is a plesiosaur!!! she gets the teeth + tail

Red Son is a tricerotops!! he gets two horns on the side of his head, one horn in the middle of his forehead, and a tail

Wukong is a stegosaurus!! he gets the spikes/plaques going down his back, and he gets a dino tail!! he keeps his monkey tail though, he gets two tails (this is a trait unique to him)

Macaque is a pterodactyl, he's got wings (he doesn't get a tail though). one of his wings has a hole in it from his beach trip to hell.

Tang is a velociraptor-

Pigsy is also a t-rex!! father son duo type vibes

Sandy is a brachiosaurus. he's the biggest out of all of them in dino form.

with that out of the way lets move on to other fun details;

with the plaques on his back + his laser eyes, Wukong is basically a knockoff Godzilla. he gets VERY mad whenever someone brings this up- "GODZILLA WAS BASED OFF OF ME. I should sue them actually I should be getting royalties from this-"

MK and Mei have this super specific joke they like to do in front of people to freak them out, where MK will bite Mei's arm and Mei will pretend to just die instantly. Wukong loses his mind with panic when they do this in front of him for the first time

there's no way to guess what kind of dino someone is unless you see them in dinoform. most people (including Wukong and Red Son) assume MK is some kind of herbivore. MK takes great pleasure in scaring the shit out of people when they find out he's a t-rex.

there's no real carnivore vs herbivore thing going on here, everyone still basically has a human diet, there's just a slight inclination towards eating meat or vegetables

Red Son keeps both meat and fish kebabs in a lil pocket dimension and pulls them out and cooks them whenever Mei or MK say they're hungry. ...Or just when they look at him a little weirdly. Listen, Mei bit his hand once and he may or may not be a bit traumatized from it-

i need you all to take a moment and imagine Porty MK with T-rex traits. thank you for taking a moment, moving on now,

since Macaque's dinoform is injured (giant hole in wing), he stays in his regular monkey demon form 98% of the time.

this means that when grouped with the others, theres this tiny 5'2" monkey demon surrounded by at LEAST 10ft tall dinopeople. he looks so small. post!redemption arc the others sometimes just carry him around

MK loves to pretend to hunt people down. it was a game him and Pigsy would play when he was younger and he never grew out of it. this leads to other people getting surprise tackled by him semi-frequently.

thats all i got rn cause i literally made this AU last night but just: dinomonkeys.

#Monkie Kid #lego monkie kid #dinomonkey AU

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hmshermitcraft · 8 months

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!For theme which I get to geek out on!

Look when Grian said he’d be inviting his sister to join the hermitcraft guild they didn’t expect their best rogue to bring back a 10ft tall Goliath Ranger with a literal army of direwolves at her beck and call! Which only adds more confusion when Grian who is a gnome albeit an oddly tall one comes in with a giant woman claiming to be his sister. Even with the explanation of she’s adopted doesn’t help! How do you just causally forget to mention that your sister is taller then her kind is normally supposed to be along with the 30+ direwolves that follow her?!

After the hysterics die down and they drag Ren out of the pile of giant wolves they got Pearl signed up to to the guild and she quickly proved a deadly fighter and an even deadlier summoner with her wolves. She even gives False a run for her money when she’s swinging around that greataxe of hers which the hermits are pretty sure is the same one Grian stole from a now dead nobleman few months prior. And she quickly integrated herself amongst the group serving as both provided of giant wolves to cuddle and embarrassing stories about her baby brother-for the last time Pearl just because your taller doesn’t mean your older!-to the other hermits. She’s gonna fit in just fine…Well maybe they’ll need to get her a bigger bed though.

Rando anon

Grian didn't think it was that weird! Pearl is Pearl, he forgets other people aren't used to her. He's relieved the hermits accepted her, though. He knows she's been lonely for a while and he's not been able to spend as much time with her as he'd like, needing to focus on the guild. Now, he has the people he cares about in one place!

If she ever asks, though, he just missed the wolves.

(He also needs to figure out how you're supposed to give the 'don't hurt my sibling' talk to people he's also dating. Uhh... Maybe Beholders?)

#hermitshipping #ask #grian tag #pearl tag #polyhermits #rando anon #mod 🎀#weekly theme: d&d au

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mollywog · 1 year

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@wistfulweaverwoman and I were talking about secretly sentimental Katniss and I added low-key superstitious to my HC…

So, here is a moment from a Canon Divergent AU whe Prim and Peeta weren’t reaped.

“Oh! I almost forgot.”

They were nearing the fork in the road where their paths would diverge. After school ended Peeta had stayed on at the bakery working full time, a job that would last as long as his oldest brother remained unmarried. His delivery run coincided with Katniss’s trading route; as a result they had begun bumping into each other on Tuesdays. She had initially been reluctant to interact with him, but had slowly accepted his presence on their shared journey, had begun answering questions in more than one word utterances, and eventually started asking her own. The Tuesday he caught her loitering on the path, waiting for him on a day he was running behind, he knew they were something like friends: though he would never be so forward as to suggest the label in front of her, lest he scare her off.

“Yeah?” He stopped turning to face her as she rifled through her bag, exclaiming as she found what she was looking for, tossing the item in his direction. He instinctively caught it, just as impulsively dropping it. It was furry: possibly living, definitely at one point living. He wasn’t sure whether to hope it was dead or alive. He prodded it with his shoe, it didn’t move - thankfully? He still wasn’t sure.

It looked like a mouse but he couldn’t see legs or a tail. He didn’t mind mice, he’d seen his fair share dead and alive at the bakery, he just didn’t particularly like being surprised by them.

“Umm, What did I do to deserve this? This doesn’t seem ominous at all” He looked up at her bemused grin. She was obviously enjoying his confusion and he enjoyed her amusement so he proceeded in mock terror, “Is this some kind of a threat? Should I be worried? Whatever it is, I'm sorry.” He said, raising his hands in surrender.

“It’s a rabbit’s foot” mirth evident in her voice, as if that cleared the whole thing up.

He cocked his head, raising an eyebrow.

“For luck!”

He shook his head.

She pointed a finger at him indignantly. “No, no, no. Don’t you look at me like that Peeta Mellark! This is not some silly Katniss thing. Everyone knows that a rabbit's foot is good luck! Me, Prim, my mother: my dad made sure we all had the left hind foot from a hare felled on a full moon.” She ticked off the criteria on her fingers as she spoke, “I’ve been waiting all week for the right moon! Or does your side of town not believe in luck?” She finished with an air of superiority.

He rolled his eyes “Sure we do, it just usually comes in the form of four-leafed clovers, or wishbones, or kisses” he winked as he tapped his cheek expectantly.

He was hoping she would blush; for someone so deadly, she was adorably pure. Instead she affected a too-innocent air as she opened her bag “I’ve for the rest of the hare in here if you want to give that a try.” She was a terrible actress but he loved it when she teased him back.

“Thanks, but I’ll pass. I bet he won’t look too kindly on me; being the reason he’s dead and all” He bent down, picking the charm off the ground, holding it up for closer inspection.

“You’re not: Sae’s stew is the reason she’s dead. Just a happy coincidence for you.”

“Well in that case: What else you got in there I can kiss?” He reached for her bag playfully.

She turned away from him, hugging the bag to her body as she laughed: He loved when she did that too. That he could elicit the sound made him feel 10ft tall. Biting back a smile, he averted his attention back to the paw. “Thank you, Katniss”

They resumed their trek in companionable silence. She had been the only person he had told about the position at the school. If he got the job, he could leave the bakery and free his brother from any guilt in proposing to Flora.

“Peeta” he paused at the sound of her voice and the feel of her hand on his forearm. He looked down at her hand, before meeting her gaze “Just to be safe” he was momentarily confused, but then she tightened her grip, pulling him down just enough to plant a feather light kiss on his cheek before rolling off her toes and darting away towards the Hob.

He daftly watched her retreat, laughing as he secured the gift in his pocket. Apparently the rabbit’s foot was working already.

#thg fanfiction #everlark #everlark drabble #an idea from a WIP in my drafts #canon divergence #Peeta and Prim never reaped #thg #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark

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crypticjackal13 · 2 years

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I've been dragged back into LMK by the ankles and I can't get this idea outta my head:

what about Wukong, MK, Pigsy(platonic), and Mei(platonic) with an s/o/friend who has a pet Owlbear? Maybe they found it as an injured hatchling and raised it, so now it's super protective, but when not in protection mode, it's just like a Great Dane that thinks it's a lapdog!

for reference owl bears look like this and are 10ft tall(average) on all fours

thank you so much and have a wonderful day/night!

I'm kind of adoring the concept of an owlbear as a whole :o enjoy!

SWK, MK, Pigsy, and Mei x Reader who owns an Owlbear Headcanons!

SWK

He has seen many a creature in his time. This is not one of them

More curious than anything else, like hey where exactly did this thing originate from

May or may not be the tiniest bit intimidated by it but he will not admit that

You'll probably have to gently help the two to connect. Show Wukong how to feed it, let it inspect him a little

Soon enough they'll get along just fine, Wukong is good with animals by nature so he'd get the hang of it pretty easy with your help!

He still thinks it's crazy that this big hulking creature follows you around being all scary...

but it also wants to somehow fit into your lap whenever you sit down as if it didn't just drag in a dead mouse as a gift

HOW DID HE NOT FIND OUT SOONER THIS IS SO COOL

Wants to pet it, wants to take it for walks, literally is vibing so hard with this thing

"does it have a name??? Can I name it???"

Feels bad he's "stealing" you from the owlbear but you reassure him that the owlbear understands

Tries in vain to find chew toys for it that can last more than a day

Probably spoils it a little bit with attention even if it just knocked something over and you sprayed it with a spray bottle

Basically MK fully feeds into the dog energy it has even though it is EXPONENTIALLY larger than him

PIGSY(PLATONIC)

WHAT DO NOT BRING THAT THING INTO THE SHOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING

You'll need to gently explain that he doesn't need to worry, it's not evil or anything

He doesn't believe you lmao

It takes a little while for him to get used to your pet, and you can take it as a sign of generous trust when he allows you to bring it inside

He eventually starts saving meat scraps and bones for it

Refers to it mostly as "the lil fella" even though if it wanted to it could eat him

If anything he's impressed at how well it behaves

Mei(Platonic)

Can she please ride on its back. Please it's for science

Super excited, and like MK, she will warm up to it and treat it like a puppy instantly

It warms up to her too, and they get along great

She also probably finds a way to teach it tricks if you haven't already done that

Uses a baby voice with it too, you know how people have certain voices they use for their pets? She does that :)

10/10 she handles it better than the rest of the group on this list

#lego monkie kid #lmk headcanon #lmk #lmk x reader #lego monkie kid headcanons #gender neutral y/n #lmk mk #monkie kid mk #monkie kid swk #lmk swk #lmk sun wukong #pigsy lego monkie kid #lmk pigsy #mei lmk #monkie kid mei #lmk mei #owlbear #platonic headcanons #romantic headcanons

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gendervapor14 · 1 year

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treating myself to some old OP episodes to alleviate the horrors and i can’t resist the urge to ramble about bell-mère’s death a little bit.

so, i will start here, with this iconic moment:

manga readers may notice something right off the bat. “hey, arlong’s not aiming for her head!” yes, in the anime, seems they switched his aim for the heart. i actually prefer this. first of all, that flintlock is huge compared to her, so head or heart, it’s gonna kill her. not a fatality issue. i’m just a huge sap, and i think there’s something more symbolic about him shooting her in the heart for defending her love - her kids. (even tho all of this could have been avoided if she just lied, and then she’d actually be able to keep loving and supporting her kids, but, uh, i digress)

this moment really captured me when i was first watching, because for the first time, one piece truly felt dark. this wasn’t just an upsetting backstory. it had some element of gore here, which i’m not sure would be as effective if he went through with a headshot. they might have censored it a bit more.

more (slightly gruesome) photos and analysis beneath the cut 👀

look at what they got away with here!! this was early one piece mind you, so i feel like things were generally a little cushier? (or maybe that’s just my nostalgia talking XD) but the harsh black and white contrast, the utter silence during this scene, the speed in which this happened! (it was a pain to pause and scrub and get good screenshots, let me add). i will say i’m not up to date with current OP shenanigans, but to me, this seems like one of the most abrupt and brutal deaths in the series. (and this doesn’t even put into account the horrid beating she got beforehand)

there are some nice parallels here between her death and rosinante’s, (most notably her last words being “i love you” to nami and nojiko, and a flintlock as the weapon of choice), but even then, i think this is a bit nastier. seven little bullets in a 10ft tall man is painful, yes, but it wasn’t gruesome, and he managed to cling onto life for a little while afterwards. this was just. bang. done. heart – gone. leaves the viewer totally reeling.

in a way i feel like it’s almost an honor for bell-mère to get such a violent death? okay hear me out i know that sounds crazy. she sacrificed herself for her kids and went out kicking and screaming (or standing solemnly, towards the end). she brought forth such a refreshing take on women in one piece. i mean, let’s not forget this scene:

she was gonna blow his brains out!! zero hesitation!! how many characters in this series, let alone women, would go through something like this? i get that different characters have different honor codes and such, but it was sooo incredibly invigorating to see a woman get her hands dirty like this.

so by that logic, it’s kind of weirdly nice to see her not be treated like a little doll? this is highly speculative though, because i’ve noticed there’s this rather annoying trend where women are used as a moral compass for villains. “oh, look how deplorable arlong is, he did that to a young pretty woman!” we see the same thing with doflamingo, for instance, in his “fight” with viola. “oh how heinous, he threw her to the ground! how disrespectful! she’s just an innocent princess!” yeah, ugh. getting off tangent here

this whole scene set a standard for me, (and hopefully other viewers), who kind of saw the series as a fun lighthearted pirate adventure. yes, there was tragedy and sadness before this arc, before this backstory, but something about this moment in particular made my perception tremble. the bar was raised! a compelling character and backstory can have a truly harrowing ending!! a delightful revelation for me, for whatever reason XD

feel free to chime in if ya got any additional comments or takes on the matter. i don’t think bell-mère gets enough love. if you do wanna chime in, just um. be nice. i’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, okay. and multiple interpretations of these scenes are valid! i’d love to hear ‘em! <3

#one piece analysis #because i’m upset and i need to distract myself #this is my first proper unprompted analysis too so go easy on me #i just like the tangerine lady #i think she’s neat #bell mere #bell mère #bellemere one piece #bellemere #she has so many tags #arlong park

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snugglebug-mj-blog · 1 year

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Bowser x reader pt2 meeting Bowser

Soon the clown car came to a stop and Junior looked down and smiled at me "Don't move I'ma get my papa!" Junior said cheerfully as he jumped out of the clown car disappearing from my view. "PAPA!" I heard Junior yell "JUNIOR!!!" a load voice roared I froze 'this isn't real this isn't real this is a dream.. come on y/n wake up!' I thought to my self as I closed my eyes as the ground began to shake.

Bowser quickly ran to his small son he gently scooped his son up into his large hands and gently held him close to his snout. "Boy where have you been?! You've been missing all day!" Bowser growled as he pulled his son way from him to look at him. "Sorry Papa.. it's just I wanted to find you a perfect birthday present and I did!"Junior said happily as he jumped down from his father's hands and quickly ran to his clown car. "She was very nice to me, she's really pretty too and she knows my name!" Junior said with a smile "She?" Bowser asked as he walked closer to his son's clown car, Junior smiled as he tipped his clown are and a young pudgy woman rolled out and landed right in front of Bowser. Y/n looked up and her e/c eyes locked on Bowser glowing lava red eyes. Bowser had to admit she was pretty/cute. All the koopa guards ran over and pointed their weapons at y/n making her freeze up as she looked around in fear Junior growled and ran and hugged her back "Don't hurt her!" He growled as he shot a small fire ball at one of the guards. "LOWER YOUR WEAPONS!" Bowser growled making all the guards jump before they lowered their weapons for their king. Bowser leaned down and stuck out his large hand to y/n "I apologize miss." Bowser said gently y/n slowly grabbed a hold of his first finger as Bowser pulled her up to her feet. Junior smiled as he stayed on her back. "See papa I told you she's pretty!" Junior said with a smiled as he rubbed his cheek against hers. "Yes Junior you're right" Bowser said with a smile y/n blushed and smiled back "thank you King Bowser" y/n said. Bowser was shocked she was polite to him not begging to be let go or calling him a monster plus junior seemed to like her and she didn't seemed bothered that he was on her back and she never took her hand out of his. Bowser was definitely keeping her. "I've never seen you before where did you come from?" Bowser asked the young woman. "I don't know how to really explain this but I'm from another universe where I come from y'all are from a video game. The last thing I remember was falling asleep in my chair then waking up here.." y/n said as junior climbed off her. "You can stay here with us until we find you a way home." Bowser said without a thought. Y/n looked surprised "you would allow a complete stranger stay with you?" Y/n asked "Yes, a young woman like yourself doesn't need to be all alone in the woods, something could get you and I could never forgive me self if that happened." Bowser said as his eyebrows frowned. 'King Bowser is asking and not forcing me to do anything.. huh.. This might just be a trick for my to stay with him but he does have a point I don't want to be alone in a place I've never been..' y/n thought to herself "Ok as long as your ok with me staying with you." Y/n responded Bowser smiled and gently cupped both of her hands "Wonderful!!!" Bowser cheered as he brought y/n closer to him junior cheered as well. Bowser is 10ft 2 ins this koopa is very tall just one of his hands could hold y/n perfectly. "Kamek!!" Bowser yelled soon the wizard came flying into the room "Yes your highness" Kamek bowed before locking his eyes on the human woman in his Majesty's arms "We have a guest please go set up a comfortable room for her" Bowser said happily. Kamek was surprised but didn't complain his Majesty was happy and he swears if his eyes could they would be hearts they would be. "Yes your majesty." Kamek bowed before disappearing. Bowser gently picked up y/n and placed her on his shoulder then picked up junior "Come I'll show you are the castle so you don't get lost!" Bowser said as he started to walk deeper into the castle

A hour later~

Bowser was done showing y/n around the castle it was late now junior was sent to bed little bit ago. Kamek came to tell Bowser to tell him her room was done. Kamek lead Bowser and his guest to the guest room.

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"Here is your room miss, you also have a closet and your own bathing room as well" Kamek said bowing "this is gorgeous Thank you Mr Kamek!" Y/n said in excitement. Kamek was surprised he wasn't used to humans saying thank you to him, Bowser smiled before dismissing Kamek. Kamek bowed before zooming off on his broom "it's late in the morning we'll share breakfast. Have a good night miss y/n" Bowser said as y/n looked up at him "good night king Bowser thank you again" y/n said with a tired smiled Bowser nodded before closing the door y/n kicked off her fuzzy slippers and hopped into the bed and it felt like heaven her eyes grew heavy before she passed out.

Bowser smiled to himself as he walked to his own chambers he was definitely keeping the young woman.

#bowser headcanons #bowser x y/n #bowser #bowser x fem reader #bowser x reader #bowser x you #mario movie bowser

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nkirukaj · 26 days

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vVv is for Voe

Pairing: StaticBeau & RadioBeau

Warnings: Swearing

Genre: Humor!

Word Count: 2.7K

This story is based on this ask

Thanks for the idea!

1. Play Nice

She had never fallen for anything as hard as she fell into Hell. The red skies and atmosphere took her by surprise, but it was the chaos and commotion that disoriented her. After walking broken blocks upon broken blocks she couldn’t take the cacophony of sounds.

The last building she saw was a large tower with glass windows all around it, and the tall letters “vVv” plastered on it for all to see, before she crouched down, feeling physically sick from the commotion. When she opens her eyes she heads toward said building, taken in by the lights and the colors it projected out to the rest of the city.

When she made it inside the building, she was met with cool air and a large desk, something like a business building. Was this a business building? She looked around and stood, saying nothing until the woman behind the desk called for her attention.

“Excuse me. Excuse me! Do you have an appointment?” She says nothing to the question, only staring at the woman. “You can’t be in the building without an appointment!” she shooes her off

“Yeah, I’m not going anywhere,” she finally speaks

“Can you please go? I will get in a lot of trouble, I can’t let anyone through!” she pleads

She looks around the room for who asked “I don’t give a shit, I need to talk to someone,”

“Courtney, baby,” a voice with a Hispanic accent calls from beyond the desk “That better be your schizophrenia acting up because you’re not supposed to TALKING TO ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING LOBBY!!”

She looks at Courtney mischievously “Yeah, Courtney, you don’t want to get in trouble do you?”

A large anthropomorphic moth about 10ft tall wearing a blazer and large coat, 70s style clothes sauntered into the lobby “Courtney, what the fuck?!” He eyes her and stops “Oh,” the charm and accent return to his voice “Hello,” he grins, his pink-hued teeth sharp and bright “Are you lost amorcita?”

She stares up at the moth and tilts her head, she sees his grin and responds with her own “Yeah, I am. Where am I?”

“You’re in V-Tower, my love,” he takes her hand and licks up the length of her arm. She recoils a bit and wipes her arm off. “Right now you are in the studio of the infamous, fabulous, and sexy…Valentino,”

She points to him “That’s you,”

“In the flesh,” he grins once more

“Well hello Valentino,” she greets him with a smile “But what is this place? The entire thing,”

“Oh! You’re new! You must have been a very bad girl,” He bends down to look her in the face “You’re in Hell baby, the best part of it,”

“Ahhh makes sense,” she nods

“Awe look at you in your clothes,” he pulls on her shirt “You’re all dirty. Come with me I’ll take care of you hermosa,” Valentino places his hand on the small of her back and leads her up into his room.

Before making it up to his room, they are stopped by a shorter man dressed in a blue suit with a large flat-screen television for a head in front of the doors “Val, who is this? What’s going on?”

“Uhh, this is….” Val starts before trailing off

“Ugh, you don’t know who this is?” he turns to her “Who are you?”

She twirls her hair “Someone pretty,” she smirks

TV man raises his eyebrow and turns to Val “What is this? Are you bringing hobos in here again?”

“Fuck you I’m not a hobo!”

“First of all, she came in here and-“

“Oh my goodness, you’re ridiculous! You don’t have to hire any fucking body off the street!!”

“YOU DON’T YELL AT ME BECAUSE YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!”

“YOU DON’T LISTEN TO ME-

“YOU DON’T LISTEN TO ME!”

A young Black woman with a large blue and red ponytail approaches the argument “What the bloody hell is going on here?” her accent was distinctly British “Who is this?”

“I don’t know Val, who is this?” TV man crosses his arms and stares at Valentino “Hmm?”

“You know YOU ARE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!”

“GO AHEAD BLAME ME FOR EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!”

They start to bicker and the British woman slips in and grabs her hand, pulling her off to the side “Come here,” she said in her melodic British accent.

“Can I use the bathroom?”

She gestures toward it “It’s over there. Don’t blow it up,”

When she enters the bathroom, she rushes to the sink and washes her hands. When she’s done, she looks in the mirror. She slowly reaches up to touch her face, to make sure that what she was seeing was real. She opened her mouth to speak, seeing four fangs, two on each of the sides of her mouth. She picked at them for about 5 minutes straight. They were real too. This was all real. She was a deer, specifically, a doe.

The British woman bangs on the door “Hey! What’s your name? I just realized I don’t have your name! And you’re taking a long time!”

She flings open the door coming face to face with her “Call me…Voe,”

“All right, put this on Voe,” she thrusts an all-red outfit at her

“Could I like, shower first?”

“Can you what?”

“Shower,”

She shrugs “Sure,”

Voe turns back “Wait, what’s your name?”

“I’m Velvette,” she places her hand on her chest

“And what about TV man?”

“That’s Vox,”

She takes in their names and their surroundings before closing the door back in Velvette’s face and removing her clothes, removing each one slowly and painstakingly, as she thinks about her circumstances. Hell, huh? If she was in Hell that was it, right? Might as well do it up. All the things she stopped herself from doing before while she was alive, she could do now, lie, cheat, steal. None of it would matter, because she’s already here. She thought of this as she scrubbed herself with the soap.

“I told you not to put my stuff in here Melissa! MELISSA!”

“Um, privacy?” She calls out from behind the curtain

“Mhmm, yeah. Alright, Vox. She’s in the shower. Why are you asking if you know?” She shrugs “Maybe cuz she smells? I don’t know,”

“Excuse me?”

“Hmm?” Vel turns to face her “On the phone! Gosh no respect,” she turns back around.

Voe exits the shower and wraps a towel around her, leaving her clothes on the floor where she took them off. She walks over to Velvette and taps her shoulder.

“Huh?” she turns back around

“Why are you in here??”

“This is where I file my nails,” she gestures to her nails

Voe does a double take “And you can’t do that anywhere else?”

“This is where I file my nails!” Velvette scoffs like Voe is being annoying “You act like no one else can see you,”

“What?”

Velvette gestures up toward Vox’s camera “What the fuck? Is that a fucking camera??!” Voe walks over to it and flips the camera off

“Welp, he’s not gonna like that,” Velvette comments sarcastically

“Are there any rooms without cameras?”

Velvette rolls her eyes “There’s tons of closets,”

“Ugh! Is there somewhere else I can change?”

“And where would you like to change princess?”

Voe scoffs “A bedroom?”

“Ugh,” Vel walks off, dialing on her phone.

Voe turns to stare at her face once more, at least she was beautiful.

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“Come with me,” Velvette tells her and she obliges. The woman takes her to another bedroom, and she carries the clothes in her arms “Here, you can change here,”

“There’s still a camera,” Voe says under her breath she turns to Velvette “You can go,”

Velvette turns her nose up and exits. The first thing that Voe does is take the towel off her body and put it over the camera. Now comfy that no one can see her, she lotions herself and puts on the clothes that Velvette gave her. It was tight red pants, a red corset tank top, and red wedges. She steps out of the room and smooths herself over.

“Well?” she asked the British woman

Velvette seems impressed “Hmm, not bad. You could stand to lose a few, but…not bad,”

Voe scoffs “You could stand to lose a few,” she says under her breath.

She looks Voe up and down with a smirk and walks away

“Wait!” she calls after her

“Hmm?”

“What now?”

“You can leave if you want. Don’t ever say the Vees never did anything for you,”

Suddenly Vox materializes from the camera mounted on the wall “Stop stop, I heard the whole thing,”

“Yeah, we know you did,” Velvette counters

“Voe, huh,” he gets up into her space, looking down at her

She looks up, full of dignity “Yes,”

“You need a place to stay?” he smirks

“What are you doing?” Velvette asks

Vox taps her forehead and shushes her, she recoils “How about in exchange for a place to stay, you work for me?”

Voe raises a brow “What do you do?”

“What do I do? I’m just your average TV personality,”

Voe’s eyes widen “You work on tv?”

“You bet your sweet bottom dollar ass I do,”

Velvette scrunches up her face in confusion

“So you’re on tv?” Voe asks, suddenly interested

“Not just on, I am,” his face pops up on the television

Voe smirks “Okay,”

“So how about it?” He smirks back at her

“What do you want me to do?” her eyes wide and innocent

“You’re just taking my calls, handing my papers, getting me things,”

“So your assistant?”

He nods “Yep,” Vox’s assistant gets a hopeful look, Vox turns to him “Don’t get your hopes up,”

Being Vox’s assistant was quite demanding, he always needed something. One moment it was dry cleaning, the next he needed something typed up, he needed someone to hand him things on his broadcast, and then he’d need someone to sit and listen to him rant about whatever pissed him off that day. Voe was growing slightly restless she didn’t agree to this because she wanted to do clerical work, she wanted to be on TV, and being behind the camera was not cutting it.

“Why didn’t you type it up while you were doing the dry cleaning?”

“Why would I do that?”

“You never heard of multitasking?”

Voe squints “I can’t carry my computer and your dry cleaning,”

“You have two arms,”

“And I use them both on your dry cleaning!”

“Maybe you should use one on the dry cleaning and the other, TO TYPE MY SHIT!”

“I would BUT YOU HATE WHEN YOUR SUIT TOUCHES THE GROUND!!”

Vox turns around “I can’t I can’t with her,”

“You know I’m not very tall right??”

“Excuses and complaints. GET THE SHIT DONE!!!”

“OKAY FINE! SHIT!” she waves her arms in surrender, dropping them at her sides

“Next you need to type up my broadcast,”

Voe looks at him “You don’t write your own shit?”

“Sometimes he does,” another assistant responds “But he just needs help sometimes,”

She shoots him a glare “I wasn’t talking to you!” she snaps before storming off.

Voe sat at her computer looking at the list of prompts that Vox wanted to touch upon. He was trying to introduce some new products to the market, something about a four-sided dildo, and he wanted her to write the segment on it. If he was gonna treat her like some common sinner, then she was going to show Vox exactly who she was.

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“Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Vox-2-Nite! Great to be here, great to see you all.” He smiles with his hands behind his back “Now first off I just want to congratulate Angel Dust for winning his Sex-xx-i Award for the fifth year in a row!”

“Yes! YES!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!” Someone screams in the crowd

Voe stands behind the set with the other assistants, there to make sure nothing goes wrong “Clearly talk shows have different standards in Hell,”

“And congrats to Angel Dust for getting fucked by 6 guys in a row, if you know what I mean?” the audience laughs at his quip

“Who’s Angel Dust?” Voe asks herself quietly

“Only the most watched porn star in all of Hell,” another of the assistants answers

A camera demon walks past “And the most dramatic,” he rolls his eyes

“Jealous much?”

“Oh I am not jealous,” he walks off

“Okay settle down, settle down. Hey! Shut the fuck up!” the room goes silent for a moment “Anyway, do we have a surprise for you? You spoke and we listened,”

Voe bites her lip in anticipation waiting for the segment she wrote to come up

“Presenting the quad-sided dildo for your asshole and mine,” Vox stops after saying it, he stares at the teleprompter in frustration and confusion, covering the slip-up with a smile. “Ha ha ha, let’s take a quick commercial break!”

Voe tries not to combust with laughter, holding herself together through sheer willpower.

Vox gets up from his chair and goes backstage, all his other assistants scattering. He spots Voe standing and trying not to laugh. He approaches her.

“Is something funny?” he leans down and gets in her face “Want to hear another joke? This is your last night here!” He grins devilishly

Voe smirks at him “Whatever, not like you appreciated me anyway,”

“Awww, the little girl couldn’t handle running errands? So now she’s gonna run away?”

“I’m not running away, you just fired me,”

He ignores her “Aww you wanna be on TV so bad, but you don’t know,” his voice lowers and distorts “I’m the way to get there. You listen to me and you do what I say. Got it?”

She looks up at him “Yes, sir,”

He smirks “Good girl,” he hands her a pile of random things “Now take all this, and put it away.”

“What are these?”

“Boxes. And when you come back,” he turns his head “VINNY!”

“Yes?” he answered

“Watch her when she comes back,”

Voe sets her brows “I don’t need a babysitter,”

Vox pinches her cheek “Aww, well clearly you do,” he says in a baby voice

“Uhh Mr. Vox, we’re back in 30 seconds?”

He cracks his neck “No we’re back when I get back on set!!”

“Okay,”

“Ew,” Voe says under her breath

Vox turns back to Vinny “Watch her,” he tells him, venom dripping from his voice

After putting the boxes she goes back to where she was standing, under the watchful eye of Vinny. She saw as the crowd hung onto every single word that came from Vox’s mouth, ingesting it like crack, leaving them wanting more.

“We’ve come up with a new drug that will make your hallucinations real, they can hurt and they can kill you,”

Wtf? Voe thought, but the crowd was eating it up.

“YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!”

“You’ve all been a lovely crowd and you will come back for tomorrow night! Trust us with your entertainment!” A bell goes off signaling the end of the broadcast as Vox walks backstage once more “Where is my sparkling water?”

“Right here sir,”

Voe goes up to him and taps his shoulder “Hey!”

He turns to face her “What?” he sees that it’s her and smirks “Did you enjoy the show?”

“How did you do that?”

“Do what?”

“You had them hanging on every word, even though you were saying utter nonsense,”

He places down the glass of sparkling water “My dear, it’s not what you say, it’s how you say it,”

“I want that,”

“Not with that bratty attitude. People don’t listen to brats. Brats don’t know what they’re doing,”

“What are you saying?”

“I’m saying that you’re a brat, and if you want what I’ve got, you need to listen to me. You have pretty big ears, so I’m sure you can listen well,”

She rolls her eyes “I’ll play nice, okay,”

He leans down to look her in the eye “You won’t just play nice, you’ll be nice,”

She takes a huge breath “Okay,”

Vox smiles smugly “Have a good night,” he pats her head and walks off.

Voe feels breath on her neck and turns to see Vinny behind her

“I think I still have to watch you,”

“Fuck off Vinny!” she storms out of the broadcast area.

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