#she’s always super safe and protected tho

[sokkas-therapist]

I just think everyone in the palace should call Izumi “their little superstar” while she’s growing up, that’s all

[redxriiot]

bodyguard au make brain go brr

[fastidious-and-a-mess]

just finished s6 of elementary (finished s5 on sunday. lol) and i’m trying to get my friends to watch it also so unfortunately i can’t drown them in my spoilery rantings so instead everything is going in the tags here so uh. abandon all hope ye who enter these tags, spoilers abound

[moralisist]

e-42! miles x fem coded! reader

genre: fluff !

summary: boyfriend hcs for earth 42 miles

when he first met you, he was infatuated with u right away

he was asking his homeboys if they knew of you and asking to get your instagram

was very bold when he found u thru instagram, he liked all ur highlights/posts and then texted you saying “hey beautiful, i’m tryna get to know you, that cool?”

ever since then y’all been locked in

speaking of instagram, he does NOT post like AT ALL his entire instagram has no profile pics, no posts and only one highlight and it’s of the both of you

he has a shit ton of followers despite that but he only follows rappers he likes, his homeboys, you, and that’s about it he’s rlly a lowkey person

the typa pictures he posts of y’all are so cute they’re like this and this

very lowkey w it

#1 hypeman, anytime you guys go anywhere he will always compliment you on your looks and remind you how beautiful you look the whole time

“baby you look so goooooddd. m’so lucky to have you” miles says while grabbing you by the waist w one arm and giving you a lingering kiss on the cheek

feels the need to protect you on a constant, so hand is constantly around your waist when walking to busy places or you have to be holding his hand

you argue that he’s not really tryna keep you safe, he just wants an excuse to touch you 😭

so important that you get along with his mom, she and uncle aaron are all he has left family wise and she matters the most to him

with prowler buisness, whether you know or not he’ll never ever get you involved or tell you things that you do not need to know

dates are hard to get with him and it causes arguments sometimes because all you wanna do is see him but he’s always occupied with prowler stuff unbeknownst to you so you just assume he’s being flaky just because

with arguments, he tries his best to communicate with you even tho he doesn’t really know how so he needs someone that’s a good communicator rather than someone who’ll ignore him or be petty with him when their upset w him

when he feels angry or upset with you, he’s learned he needs to take a deep breath and not say anything he’ll regret later because he lowkey has a temper on him

he will tell you in advance that he needs time to process his emotions but will come back to you and slowly but surely explain why he didn’t like what you did

if it’s vice versa tho, sometimes he has a hard time understanding your pov and gets defensive

once you get it through his thick skull and make him understand he apologizes multiple times

he doesn’t say “i’m gonna do better” he just learns to do better

he’d rather show you then just throw empty promises in your face

love language is physical touch, just loves having his hands on you and if you’re not a touchy person no worries, he also shows his love language through acts of service

“i made you some lunch since you said you didn’t eat today. i don’t care if you not hungry, go and eat the plate i made you ma.”

“you didn’t come to school today so i wrote the notes for you. want me to help you study for spanish test this thursday?”

only shows certain emotions around you that nobody can ever see

super clingy as well, likes taking naps with you especially after a long week of not being able to be a teenage boy and doing illegal shit

only really feels like a teenager when he’s in your arms

overall, a sweetheart but this relationship does take some work

[bobbin-buckley]

Tara Carpenter Headcanons

Tara Carpenter x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Fluff and smut

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SFW

-Tara being protective of you

-She loves you so much she wants to protect you with all her heart

-You guys met in college in film class (so you never experienced Woodsboro but have heard about the ghostface murders)

-You were pretty quiet so Tara was the first to start a conversation (and asked you out)

-You both love to brag about horror movies and watch them (if you don’t like horror movies…well suffer)

-Long breathless kisses when alone together

-Kisses on her scars and telling her how much you love them whenever she gets insecure (holding her left hand and rubbing your thumb over the scar)

-Not wanting to introduce you to Sam because she’s worried Sam will scare you away

-You said it’ll be fine but when you met her Sam almost tazed you

-Being best friends with Anika (since forever)

-Hanging out with the twins a lot (they both love having you around)

-Sam watching you like a hawk

-Tara loves being big spoon, she feels that you are safe in her arms

-When ghostface came back and you got hurt she felt so guilty and wanted you to move away so you wouldn’t deal with it anymore (you said no and kissed her)

-Being final girl with Sam and Tara 🥳

-You absolutely HATE Ethan, always giving him glares and wanting to beat the living shit out of him at times (he used to bully you)

-You definitely beat the shit out of him when he hurt Tara and when you found out he was Ghostface

-Being apart of the core four (so five)

-Grieving after Anika’s death. You both were such close friends and you lost her, but you couldn’t imagine how Mindy was feeling so you were there for her. Tara always being there for you after everything (you did the same)

-Movie dates (at home or at a theatre)

-Sneaking into each others apartments

-Studying together

-Sam eventually liking you and happy for Tara

NSFW

-Switch (but prefers top)

-She loves riding your face

-Super gentle touches unless you want it rough

-Absolutely no pain play or knife play an immediate turn off

-She wouldn’t mind some ass smacking though 😏

-Oddly became a boob person once she saw your pairs for the first time. She loves your boobs clothed or not she loves to lay her head on your chest

-I could see her favorite position being missionary wether it’s her drilling her fingers into your wet cunt or thrusting her strap inside you

-Probably owns a few toys (only for you ofc 😉) sometimes she uses her vibrator on herself when she misses your touch, it’s rare tho

-When things get heated you aren’t walking for a while

-She loves giving praise (does enjoy receiving it though) she likes to tell you how good your doing for her and how you taste

“You’re doing so well for me baby, just a little more”

“God your so fucking wet, let me taste you”

“Look at you, your like dough in my hands before I even get a chance to finger you”

“Hmmm..you taste so sweet my love”

-Back to her loving your boobs, she enjoys missionary so much to watch your boobs bounce back and fourth at each thrust of her fingers or strap

“Look at these beautiful things..all mine. You look so fucking hot right now Y/n I might fuck you all night, if your so good for me”

-A huge tease. She likes to edge you with her teasing but doesn’t do it for too long. She’ll pull out her fingers or strap when you’re close to cumming or gently touches your body to get a rise out of you

-You’ll have to be quiet (she will to) if being intimate together at her apartment (if Sam catches you oh am I gonna tell you, you’re fuckin dead)

-Will treat you like a slut if you’re being bad ( in the most loving way possible)

-ALWAYS asking for consent and if you’re doing okay

“Is that okay baby? Does this feel good?”

“Want more huh? Go ahead and beg a little”

-Did I forget to mention she loves to hear you beg?

-Aftercare is Tara’s favorite part of of sex, not that she doesn’t love the intimate part but she loves taking care of you after. She’ll give soothing massages, nice luke warm bath, asking you how she did and telling you how well you did

Tara is just head over heels for you

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I swear I didn’t mean to make the vote 6 days 😭so I’ll probably delete is and make another one after this post gets some views

[cumulo-stratus]

BAU autism headcannons

(GIF NOT MINE)

(male reader)

CW: possible swearing, mentions of meltdowns and overstimulation, lemme know if theres anything else!

A/N: sry i havent rly posted in a while, i started a school recently and its been a rly big change for me so ive just been emotionally/mentally exhausted like all the time, but i dont wanna abandon u guys so i decided i would get something up, even if its not super good, thanks for y’all’s understanding <3

i think both JJ and Emily would become sort of mothers to reader

(not that they werent already mothers to the rest of the team but reader especially)

like JJ would totally have a motherly instinct for readers needs (like a sort of spider sense)

like if your ever nervous about something being too much or being overwhelming, jj would kinds know this and either make arrangements for accommodations or make sure you know you dont have to go if you want to.

and like she definitely wold put herself in charge of keeping your safe foods stashed on the jet and at the office

emily is more of a mother in a protective way than jj is

like this girl will not hesitate at all to go off on someone for maybe being disrespected to about stimming your chair while thinking

or like if you dont want to shake a police officers hand when your being introduced, and you get dirty/weird looks for it, or anyone comments on it? BOOM this girl will stare at them with so much animosity they’ll be scared of her shes so hot oml

anyways i thinks he team would be super accepting of you, especially if you joined after reid like they would already have some experience with autism

and like if you weren’t ent comfortable telling anyone other than hotch(i feel like it would be like a in ur file thing idk how the government works tho) spencer would defo be able to tell and confront u privately abt it (our respectful king <3)

and if you are comfortable telling the team, everyone would be respectful

i think like rossi/gideon would be a little clueless but like trying their hardest

like rossi would have no idea what stimming is but understands that like you move in certain ways or make certain noises when ur excited

and like with all his money he wouldnt hesitate to spoil u with any fidget toy u need/want or like a rly nice weighted blanket (its insane how expensive those things are)

and like gideon despite his profound understanding of others (hope yall got that ;)) he wouldn’ t get why sometimes you dont feel like/cant talk but totally respects it

omg garcia is our autism ally QUEEN im telling you

always has a big basket of fidgets/stim toys sitting on her desk and when your having a rough day shell leave you a little goodie in a brightly colored and decorated bag

i firmly believe that she is the queen at finding brands with clothes that not only fits your style perfectly but is also sensory friendly

i think she would definitely say that if she never ended up working in the FBI she wouldve started a clothing shop for sensory friendly clothing/accessories

spencer would totallllyyyy be your best friend when it comes to being under-stimulated

he will totally info dump on you and vice-versa

spencer (like penlope) would totally recommend clothing brands that are sensory friendly, but sock brands in particular

and everyone makes fun of you for nerding out over everything

also spencer would definitely get in the habit of grabbing your hands in his when you start to pick a t your nails and cuticles

like he didnt even realize what he was doing the first time but now he does it without thinking about it and for the team its normal

“hey,” and he would gently grab your hands to stop you from picking at them

“sorry..”

”youve nothing to be sorry for” (with that little reid smile oml rf[osifjgturhv)

and i also firmly believe that morgan is the best people to go to if your having a meltdown

he would stop you from harmfully stimming

“hey sugar, unclench those pretty little hands for me. there we go… good job kid.” he would have the softest smile and voice

and when he takes your hands to stop you from hitting yourself his grip is rly firm but gentle

but hotch is the best to go to for when your overstimulated

like he would make sure you know his office is always a quiet place you can go to with out questions

and he would secretly have a stash of like stimm toys in his office that he stole from garcia

his couch is always open to you, especially like late at night if you are really tired his fatherly instincts will kick in and force you to come to his office for a break

he would would hand you and blanket and a stim toy

”sit. sleep”

thats all he would say in his cute little stern but actually caring voice <3

[dragonridernoobie]

Hii!!! I saw your requests open so may I request TFP Megatron x fem autobot reader (not human) who has the personality of like a wise and calming mother, but is the most strongest and protective out of her team? (Hope this makes sense, ty!!<3)

Abso-fucking-lutely, sorry for it took a bit to come out. I totally haven't been grinding on palworld...................anyways, enjoy and again for it being a bit for me to put out!

Request are always open!

(Y/N) <-

Megatron <-

MegatronXAutobotMotherFigure!Reader

When megatron meets (Y/N), he probably just treats (Y/N) as the same as everyone else.

Throw (Y/N) into the cell and ask for questions.

For days, megatron asked questions and interrogated (Y/N).

The autobots have tried to rescue (Y/N) but failed.

Eventually, Megatron would stop asking questions and actually have a conversation with (Y/N).

Not because he's bored, absolutely not.....

Megatron and (Y/N) would start gdting close, and Megatron would realize...(Y/N) reminds him the days he felt safe....loved....

Megatron would command his decepticons to protect (Y/N) even tho they are confused.

(Y/N) would be in her new room on the warship, just humming to herself when megatron would come in. He just lays on on the berth, and (Y/N) asks him what's wrong. Obviously, he would complain about this war and his new fight with optimus. (Y/N) would rub his head (forgot the name for head in cybertronian) and just sing a lullaby to him.

(Y/N)- Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr Purr Purr~

Megatron- mmm thank you....why are you so nice?

(Y/N)- I think everyone needs a little mother figure in their life. Even you.

After that interaction, I can see him thinking more ans more about this war.

Eventually after a long talk with (Y/N) he let's her head back to the autobot base and surrender himself.

(Y/N) can't adopt him since he is an adult but megatron treats (Y/N) as his carrier (mother in cybertronian).

(Y/N) would always give him little treats everything he comes over.

Tho (Y/N) give treats to everyone.

(Y/N) was a mother figure to everyone, especially optimus prime.

Which megatron and pissed off at but (Y/N) made sure they got along.

Optimus and Megatron would act like brothers once again, like before the war.

Life would be perfect.

(Y/N) would always give them love, keep them protected and more.

I swear, these two will act like kids.

They would get in trouble by breaking something at (Y/N)'s house and then blamed each other while pointing at each other.

They go the "go to the corner" treatment.

They haven't felt like this in years and are super happy with you.

(Y/N) has the power over the ex-leader of the decepticons and optimus prime.

All she needs to do is give them the Mom stare and they would stop whatever they where doing.

(Time for some sadness 😈😈😈😈)

When (Y/N) passes away from old age or other problems, they would be so fucking sad.

It's not even funny

But they would carry one her image by making a statue of her and at the bottom would say "a loving mother who stopped the war. Here lies (Y/N) (L/N).

They would not start another war but might grow distance for a bit

They would make sure to remember her lessons and show others love like the way (Y/N) did.

Hope you enjoyed it! Again, sorry it took a bit, have been grinding on palworld.

[nogenderbee]

Could I request Kaveh, Tighnari, Childe, and Diluc with a songstress s/o who wields a hydro vision and sings in battle?

Omg totally! It was super fun to write and I honestly even have OC who also sings in battle! (she's still in progress of making tho...) But anyway, I hope you enjoy this as well <3

Also it was my first time writing Kaveh so I really hope I got his character right...

Kaveh, Tighnari, Childe, Diluc with hydro!reader who sings in battle

TagList: @bleachtheidiot - come get your people!

⊱ Diluc never saw how you do in combat because of his mom protective nature, so he usually told you to either stay indoors or leave the fighting to him

⊱ but it doesn't mean that he don't trusts your abilities, he simply is just worried and would rather to not risk you getting hurt

⊱ but when he happened to pass by while you were fighting, of course he rushed to help you, and that's when he noticed your fighting style

⊱ he was really just captivated in your voice but held back from admiring since helping you out was more important to him

⊱ after they two of you finished, he definitely complimented your singing abilities and suggested you do it outside of the battle as well

"I didn't knew you sing in battle. It's honestly quite interesting... Would you mind singing a little when we're alone? I find your voice really calming, you see."

⊱ if you agree, he'll definitely ask you on many opportunities to sing him calm melody

⊱ he'll also probably ask you to sing for him after exhausting day of his and it always succeeds at making it better one

⊱ if you say that you do it only in battle, he won't press you and accept it as it is

⊱ it's safe to say that Childe saw you fighting with others and with him on many occasions, so of course he saw your fighting style pretty quickly

⊱ when he first saw it, he didn't knew if you were casting some kind of spell on him or... oh you just hit him...

⊱ so it was good distraction for first time but then he was fighting you either way

⊱ if you didn't had any kind of bound tho, then he simply doesn't mind your singing and treats it like a normal battle

⊱ but if you and him to have some kind of relationship then his moves will be a little slower and calmer

⊱ he also won't admit that your singing makes him a little sleepy unless the two of you are close, if you are tho, he'll even ask you to sing for him when it's just the two of you

⊱ if you agree, you can be sure to be spoiled by him, both with compliments and anything else you could think of

⊱ if you won't tho, he will beg you on every possible occasion asking for just one, but if you sing him one song, he'll ask for more

"C'mon! It's just one tiny song! You don't have to worry about your singing abilities since they're already so great after all!"

⊱ Tighnari wasn't eager but eventually he took you to some forest clearings since you really wanted

⊱ and that's basically how he discovered your fighting style

⊱ he honestly was surprised, especially if you sing gentle songs but still made sure to focus on fighting

⊱ after the fight tho, he asks you if it's just to make fighting easier or if you have to fight like that, or if you're just enjoying this way of fighting

⊱ don't get him wrong tho, he's not complaining, he's simply curious

⊱ he won't ask you to sing for him but he certainly wouldn't be against it, he just doesn't want to be rude

⊱ but if you suggest, he'll definitely agree on that with a smile

"You'd like to sing for me only? Of course, I'd be very happy if you do... Just please don't sing anything energetic..."

⊱ and when you make him sleepy with your voice, it's also opportunity for you to pet his ears or tail

⊱ if you won't ever suggest it, I'm afraid he won't ask for that and you won't get a chance to pet him...

⊱ Kaveh isn't really the type to enjoy fighting, so no wonder it took him a while to notice your fighting style

⊱ when he finally does tho, he feels like there aren't any monsters around, you're just so pretty to him

⊱ so when you end fighting, he gives you so many compliments on your singing abilities

⊱ you think he won't ask you to sing? Well you couldn't be any more wrong because he BEGS you to sing for him in private

⊱ and when you agree, he's literally in heaven and you receive more compliments at once than you ever did

⊱ after he hears you sing more often, he'll also suggest you combine dancing with it

"Your voice is really great... Did you ever thought of adding some dancing to your fighting style? I'm sure it'd be nice addition to it!"

⊱ and when you do that then oh boy, he literally can't take his eyes off you

⊱ if you won't agree on that tho, you have to make yourself clear and he won't come back to it, although he'll be a little grumpy about it

❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉⊱•═•⊰❉

[abbyslev]

𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺- 𝑨𝑶𝑻 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳𝑺 + 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬

A/N: quick hcs while i work on on spicy hcs ! I hope everyone enjoys :)

HANGE 

I feel like hange would have always liked you, they just now came to terms with it though

They would watch over you a bit more, and become more fiddly and nervous around you

Levi catches on so quick 

“Hey four-eyes, you like them or something?” 

Hange dies of embarrassment

You guys have always cuddled and  stuff but now that hange likes you their heart is doing backflips 

You guys have your daily dinner together and hange can't help but stare in awe at you <333

Hange got you small trinkets like little bowls and stuff, but now they get you flowers and heart shaped items hoping you would catch on :(

Levi lowk encouraged hange to make a move

Little did hange know that you would gossip to hanges cadets about crushing on them

Ugh Jean, Sasha and Connie plan to set you guys up

It worked! Hange overcame their fear and took you out on a date 

Hanges all like :D the whole time

Meant to be tbh 

SASHA

You two became close super quickly

Sasha had a super hard time realizing what she felt when she was around you

Like Connie would touch her arm and she wouldn’t care but when you would even look at her she would melt

Connie caught on pretty quick and told Jean

TEASING the poor girl

Sasha would split her food in half just bc she loves you that much

She would laugh at everything you do 

Soooooo bad at hiding her crush

She blushes so easily

You like her back but she's oblivious to it

To help her sleep at night she would always ask to sleep in your bunk <333333

One day, you gave her half of your bread and she blurted out that she was deeply in love with you 

You kissed her bc she got all shy

BEST COUPLE OUT THERE EVERYONE ELSE LEAVE

ANNIE

Annies smart about herself so she knew it was a crush as soon as she met you

She hid it so well because yk how she is smfh

Annie always shares her food and makes sure you're okay 

She told you that you were her first best friend 

Lowkey warmed your heart and broke it bc you were in love w her 

Reiner could see how much annie was in love w you tho 

During all their meetings annie would be like “Just make sure they’re not around or involved” LIKE OK

Annie knew she would have to leave soon so she couldn't make a move or anything 

She would sneak out and take you to the walls just to watch the night sky and talk

Then on one day, she decided to do something for herself and not for everyone else

She kissed you and told you she loved you, even if it was wrong

You died of excitement bruh

After that Annie would hold your hand and do couple stuff w you in private which was fine w you

Annie loves you sm its insane 

MIKASA

If you think shes protective over Eren, wait till you see how she is about you

Babies you like crazy

She knows you can handle yourself but she's just so in love with you she can't help it 

Armins all like “I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE W THEM” 

Mikasa would die for you and she made that known

Ever since you two met she felt this weird pull towards you and she found out she was in love w you not to long after

During trainings mikasa would always set aside some time for you

When you joined the scouts she was quick to join too

She needed to make sure you were safe

Sleeps next to you but claims it's to help you (Spoiler alert: its for her)

One day Armin was like planning a whole date

He told you Mika asked to meet you at this grassy area

He told mika that you told her to meet her there

When you both got there Armin set up a whole picnic w food and shit like OKAYYYY

You we're both confused and flustered and mika just mumbled “Oh, Armin.” with a smile

HE WAS TIRED OF SEEING BOTH OF YOU IN LOVE BUT NO ONE MAKING MOVES OK

The date went so well

Mika walked you back to your shared room and kissed you before you went inside like IUIUDBEIYHDIWUBPIU

Slept entangled like every night, but this time was different

Mika asked you out on the next date

YES OFC DUHHHH

Armins in the corner smiling btw

YELENA

Wouldn't even try and hide it like shes just horny tbh

Like she's always been super flirty or wtv but you thought it was her just being herself around you

She's kinda worried about you in the battle field or wtv but shes kinda more focused on Eren smfh

Meatrider

Thinks you look so good in a uniform like the first time she saw you in one she was like “Oh hey sexy.”

CORNY ASS

One day she was just tired of hiding her feelings and she was like fuck it

Pulled you in someone's office and literally made out w you no warnings or anything

Was like “be mine” and you just nodded before shes at your face again

She cares a little more when your in danger now <3

Remember when that general broke her elbow

You helped help try and fix it

Thinks it's so hot when you shoot people like why are you so horny? Get help lena smfh

[beanghostprincess]

You know, One Piece is all fun and happyness untill you learn that the world and themes are actually some of the darkest and most depressing things that were ever put on paper. The biggest potrayal of this tho is the fact that many characters have different running gags and quirks that are actually products of their horrible past trauma and messed up life.

Luffy- Wants to befriends literally everybody because of his fear of being alone and picks fights with all the people he doesn't like because he wants to protect his friends.

Nami- Her greed and kleptomania were developed because her mom literally died because sge was poor and was never able to give her and Nojiko all they wanted/needed.

Usopp- Makes absurd lies about everything because as a kid he had to keep lying to keep his mother happy and when she died he kept on doing so to keep himself safe.

Sanji- Puts all women on a super high pedestal because growing up women like his mom and sister wrre the only good people in his life and men like his Judge and his brothers were fucking awful.

Brook and Robin- Super S tier dark humor to cope with S tier dark trauma.

In other words, One Piece is just a comedy passing drmatic anime, but I think we all already knew that.

Ah, yes, I love this topic so much.

But I wouldn't say One Piece is a "comedy passing dramatic anime". One Piece is both comedy and drama. The drama doesn't hide behind comedy at any moment. You don't have to actively look for it or read between the lines to understand the characters. I think Oda is an amazing writer because he manages to just tell us/show us about his characters in the clearest and most obvious of ways. He throws hints at us over the episodes to then explaining it to us very carefully how his characters are built. This is why I find so difficult to understand why people (mainly from the general audience or, y'know, dudebros) don't get the characters in the first watch/read. An example of a comedy passing dramatic show would probably be just any sort of satiric comedic show in which they don't actually address the drama but instead make jokes about it. Like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (God I love that sitcom).

I know what you mean, though. You're talking about the whole "making jokes/running gags about something when the reason behind them is actually way deeper". And I agree wholeheartedly.

Luffy has abandonment issues and that's why he keeps wanting to protect his friends and hates being alone, Nami sees money as safety and comfort because her mom died because they lacked money, Usopp's lies come from trying to make her mom happy because his dad left them, Sanji has an obsession with women because they're the only ones who never hurt him, Brook and Robin have no filter when it comes to dark humor because they've been alone for so long that the only way they have to cope is jokes and nobody gets them except them... And also:

We treat Zoro's relationship with Tashigi as comedic at some points but he has so much trauma regarding his best friend dying that he can't be close to someone who looks like her.

We make fun of and exaggerate Sabo's love for Luffy to the point of brocon/possessiveness because he literally spent most of his life having forgotten him and when he remembers his brothers, one of them dies, so of course he wants to look after the little one.

Boa's love for Luffy exists exclusively because she feels safe around him and it's the first man who has never seen her as a sexual object.

And a lot more of these but, basically, Oda is great at character building and writing because these are not things that you have to read between the lines. These are not exaggerations for the reader to understand what's going on with the characters. These are just trauma responses that constantly happen in real life. It's just a well-written story with awesome, realistic characters, and I absolutely love it.

[thatdeadaquarius]

sleepy-apparition Submitted:

I have to say it, I can not stay silent any longer! Shenhe is one of the best characters for neurodivergent creator.

Just hear me out! Not only is also plagued with feeling like she's stuck between two worlds(being a human that was forced out of society and now has to ingrain herself back into society after living away from it for so long), her way of thinking and speech are perfect for someone who's neurodivergent(she's probably neurodivergent herself). She's VERY direct. You always know what you're gonna get from her. I'd be refreshing, especially after that awkward 'just became friends' stage.

Also Shenhe's like. One of the best bodyguards you could have, in any context. She's SUPER strong and quick, and she, technically, can follow you anywhere. Unlike Ganyu and Cyno(Who have high maintenance jobs) or Xiao(Who has a certain duty stopping him from leaving), there isn't anything keeping her in Liyue. I guess there's the chance of her red ropes breaking...but that's something she's been working hard on since she met the traveler. It's something she can work on with you. Plus, traveling with a partner might be good, for both the you and Shenhe. You get a friend who can protect you, and she also gets afriend, and crowd exposure therapy. Win-win honestly.

I might have put to much effort into this, but I need to talk about Shenhe and your ask box was closed. Your work is amazing by the way! It never fails to make me laugh or smile, so keep it up! You're doing great!

GORGEOUS GORGEOUS WRITING ABOUT GORGEOUS GORGEOUS WOMEN ✨️💙

I love this, tho admittedly im head over heels for any neurodivergent content in sagau/genshin ever <33

THANKS FOR BLESSING MY EYES FIRST WITH THIS, it was an amazing read

You guys are always welcome to send in writing blurbs or any brainrot ur having, I love to hear it!! /gen :)

Btw, if ur wondering where ive been for the past week or so, ive been working on the one shot for Eldritch AU!

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⚠️WARNING talk of Covid/Sickness below!⚠️

...that and I got Covid 💀

My roommate brought it back with them when they came home,, last friday? I think

And i ended up getting a nasty fever on and off for 2 days straight

Im almost recovered now! Just a stuffy nose and no taste buds :'(

Which has been the most upsetting part i can BARELY taste anything

My sense of taste yesterday was the most there its been since i got knocked out last week, and even then it was at 1/4 rlly of the way there

Now im back to eating textures 😭

Been like this for 4 days now that im doing better/more cleared up its so unfair D;

Anyway, srry abt the complaining, just wanted to let u guys know whats up!!

Let me know if u got any getting taste back tricks 🥲

THANK U AGAIN FOR THIS.

Im serious this made my day to see <3333 😭

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Safe Travels Sleepy,

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tbh i thought abt tagging beloveds so they could see this, but i didnt write it so i didnt wanna tag lmao

[simply-ozul]

Ronance Headcanons <3

i love these blorbos i had too

robin loves loves LOVES to give nancy homemade gifts and wildflowers(as shown in the singular oneshot i made)

nancy loves it just as much, even tho she’s not a gift person

nancy gets super protective of robin mostly because of what happened to barb, fred and later max(and to some extent even eddie)

so she’ll almost always have robin by her side, and sometimes even has a hand flat on her arm or back when they’re walking somewhere

robin loves the attention and although she’s deathly afraid of being discovered, she can never say no to Nancy

When Nancy’s tired she’ll get super clingy and pouts whenever Robin isn’t next to her

Robin loves to take care of Nancy despite how independent she is, and the few times she gets to she feels like she’s been blessed by the universe

Along with the fact that their gay, and the fact that they’re somewhat private individuals, most of their dates are picnics in a secluded space or in the safety of one of their houses

Once when they couldn’t have their date night at either of their houses and it was raining outside they went to Steve’s to have a movie night

Horrible idea. They don’t hate Steve by any means, but he would not leave them alone and followed them around like a puppy, commenting about the movie, trying to squeeze himself between them on the couch, etc.

Safe to say they never did that again while Steve was home

Nancy has a really hard time with vulnerability and letting people in, she tends to isolate herself(felt)

So whenever she has a hard time, she’ll try to shut herself in her room and refuse to come out(and when she does, she doesn’t talk to anyone and makes zero expression)

Mike ofc, being the amazing annoying brother he is, notices, and calls Robin because as dense as he is, it’s quite clear to see that Robin and Nancy are all over each other

Robin is over within 15 minutes, breathing heavily from the ride on her bike, knocking at Nancy’s door

Nancy, thinking it’s her brother, stomps to the door and opens it with a scowl on her face, about to tell anyone off

But, as soon as she sees her lovely Robin and not her annoying brother, she instantly deflates with a pout

She can’t help it, the sight of Robin just forces her body to let everything out

So they spend the rest of the night cuddled together on Nancy’s bed, Robin wrapped around Nancy to provide a source of comfort and weight while she cries into Robin’s chest

also i just love the idea of nancy being obsessed with robins smell, whether its a perfume or just her natural scent. nancy loves to tuck into robins neck or chest and just breathe her in

[yandere-toons]

Your SpongeBob yandere headacanons has inspired into getting more yandere stuff and saw some ppl posting their headcanon so I wanted to post mine that are abt plankton

•I see plankton as kind of an manipulative yandere, he treats his darling like how he treats the secret formula in a way where he just constantly thinks about them, sometimes they just ignore what anyone is saying to him just to think about how he’ll win his darling’s heart with some kind of ridiculous

•And the darling would be kind of aware of this since plankton doesn’t exactly hide it.. uncomfortably aware of it

•plankton indulges in a whole lot of stalking, he mainly stalks them from the restraunt’s massive telescope or some kind of weird robot that has a camera in it, he just has the weirdest ways to make sure he can pay attention to his darling

•I think the darling probably has a lot of friends and plankton would be super jealous easily considering his hate for other people (or other fishes I guess?) and would constantly complain about them either to himself or to Karen, he usually complains about one of their friends not actually being good enough for their darling and how they don’t rlly need them all that much

•It’s kind of gone to a point where the darling hides in the krusty krab a lot since the krusty crew usually protects them especially SpongeBob and Mr krabs, which plankton isn’t exactly pleased about and sees it as krabs trying to steal their love from them considering him and krab’s history together

•I definitely don’t think squidward rlly cares all that much unlike with SpongeBob and krabs who go out of there way to make sure the reader is safe from plankton

•But still he’s very hard to escape from, He always finds a way to see you, and it’s very hard to know if he’s watching you or not, he could be in a cookie or in a Krabby patty or a bug on your shoulder who knows if he wanted to he could make a weird disguise or robot to keep tabs on you and there’s a chance you wouldn’t even know it’s there

•he also does indulge in kidnapping the reader as well, either from their home or from the krusty krab, you could be just casually be eating a krabby patty or sitting at home doing work and then out of nowhere you’re suddenly being kidnapped by a tiny green mad organism and sometimes his computer wife if she feels like actually helping

•he’s definitely a tad delusional honestly, he cannot grasp the idea of his darling not actually liking him or trying to avoid or just generally not fitting his ideal version of them in his head, And just blamed his darling not being around him on Mr krabs or any of the reader’s friends

•I definitely think in instances where plankton’s schemes work in his favor like in the SpongeBob square movie where he does genuinely take over the world he constantly keeps you by his side while being mind controlled by the hats, in-fact you we’re probably the first to be mind controlled, because you can’t exactly say no to his love when you’re being mind controlled

•he also constantly tries to impress his darling a lot mainly by flaunting his plans or showing himself off when he’s doing one of his schemes, tho telling the reader his plans usually doesn’t work out for him very well since the reader ends up telling Mr krabs ahead of time what plankton is planning today

I’m sorry if not a lot of these make a whole lot of sense I get nervous about writing sometimes and I’m mainly trying to improve a lot since English is not my first language, and also sorry for having a word choice like plankton 😭 I just really like the idea of him being a yandere considering his personality

YES! Yandere Plankton finally exists! It is a glorious day, and I thank you!

[luminarii]

I’m bored and high on meds and decided to make Avatar the Way of Water HCs

here we gooo

Jake: - has definitely, actually roared at his sons at least once out of frustration - is still super in love with Neytiri, like a teenage kid - while Neteyam may be his first born and the "golden child" of the Sullys, Kiri has a very special place in Jake's heart - carries Tuk under his arm like a purse

Neytiri: - used to sing her kids to sleep when they were little - she doesn't strike me as the parent who would get mad at her kids for saying bad words, unless they're aimed at another person - was heartbroken when she learned that Kiri cannot connect to Eywa safely - doesn't like when Jake carries Tuk under his arm like a purse - strikes me as a mother who hated being pregnant, but loves kids so much she happily did it anyway

Neteyam: - he's bi - like you cannot tell me that Neteyam is 100% straight - *was - read human books in attempts at looking smart for people he had a crush on - books were always turned upside down - "oh uhhhhh that's because I'm so smart I can read them upside down haha" - everyone knew he couldn't even read because no one can because the Na'vi do not have a written language

Kiri: - Sass Queen™ - which she got from her father, Jake - connects with Spider so well because they both feel different from everyone else around them - I will riot a lil bit if she doesn't develop feelings for a girl in the future - still calls Lo'ak "penis face" once ina while to put him in his place - is probably a vegetarian

Lo'ak: - still thinks fart jokes are funny - dumb as a brick but tries hard not to be - Payakan is his Bestie™ - tried to make a Bestie bracelet for him and Payakan - found out it didn't work - cried - tries to be tough and cool - looks too cute so it's not really working is it - "oh man I'm crushing so hard on Tsireya" proceeds to leave her with his brother's dead body for like an hour

Tuk: - i have a feeling she will look most like her father growing up, but act most like her mother - will probably have matured too much in the 3rd movie due to the trauma of the 2nd - if anything happens to Tuk in Avatar 3 i will riot on the streets with fire

Spider: - Neteyam taught him all the bad words - All The Bad Words In The Entire Na'vi Language - Spider speaks fluent Swear Words™ - but is actually a good boi - most likely annoyed the f*ck out of Quaritch on purpose in hopes of him letting Spider go while captured - obviously didn't work since Quaritch is more annoying than Spider and thus immune to annoyancy

Tsireya: - claims she's in love with Lo'ak - was mighty fine with the idea of Lo'ak swimming into Payakan's mouth when she still thought Payakan was evil - like girl wdym "I met a boy" - are you in love with him or nah?? - otherwise she's the Na'vi embodiment of glitter and rainbows - probably a little traumatized after Lo'ak left her with Neteyam's dead body - but yeah she's all good uwu

Aonung: - flirts with boys - swears he's straight as an arrow - cannot tell the difference between a bow and an arrow - like the kid has a fixation on tails and you tell me that boy is straight???

Rotxo: - no he's not one of the jerks that messed with Lo'ak - he has a look-alike you fools - Rotxo is actually a good boy and cares about people - especially Kiri 0w0

Quaritch: - played too much CoD growing up - that's it that's all there is to that cracther - i misspelled *character but i'm gonna leave it at that - too lazy to fix my mistake

Tonowari: - cutest character of them all despite being a grown man - only rivaled by Tuk - Tonowari and Tuk could have "cuteness contest" and Tonowari might actually win - like he's so full of fluff and care and love - still wouldn't say no to him railing me in bed tho

Ronal: - would kill a man to protect her spirit sister - would kill a man to protect her family - would kill a man to protect her people - would kill a man

[harrywavycurly]

How about some super protective Eddie conversations?👀😏

Hiii babes!! So idk why my mind went to like the “be careful!” Type of overprotective but the 😏 emoji makes me think you want some other type of protective 😂 so naturally I gave you a mix!! Enjoy my love!!💖

*Eddie doesn’t like it when you’re around people he doesn’t know…and also he doesn’t like it when you use knives*

“Baby where are you?” “I am…at the…what’s it called? The hideaway? The hide a hole?…that’s not right…” “the hideout?” “Yes! You’ve heard of it?” “Yeah baby we’ve been there a few times…who’s there with you?” “Uh well…I came by myself because Robin was supposed to meet me here but…hi…no thanks I’m good…yup really…uh huh…nice…nope I’m good..really… thanks tho…” “who the fuck is that talking to you?” “No clue…Uhm but yeah…Robin isn’t here so I’m just here alone.” “I’m coming to get you. Don’t move.” “You know where I’m at?” “Jesus…yes baby I know where you’re at so just sit at the bar and don’t move and don’t talk to anyone.” “So bossy…oh hi again…yes I promise I’m fine…nope just…yeah my boyfriend is coming to get me…uh huh…yeah he’s on his way…my number? Yeah no…not happening…Eddie? Sorry what were you saying?” “Do not talk to anyone else okay? I’m almost there.” “Ignoring people is rude Edward.” “I don’t give a shit if it’s rude don’t talk to anyone else.” “Fine I’ll see you when you get here.” “Don’t hang up princess I want to make sure you’re okay until I get there.” “Okay…oh did I tell you I was supposed to meet Robin at the hideaway and she just never showed.” “Nope you didn’t tell me that baby…”

“I can do it myself Eddie.” “Remember what happened last time? You cut your finger and needed stitches so yeah…no more knives for you baby.” “That was a steak knife…this is a butter knife…” “what’s your point? With you a butter knife is just as deadly as a steak knife.” “You’re so annoying.” “Better to be safe than have you crying and bleeding all over the kitchen…again.” “Fine but can you at least put butter on both pieces of toast? That one…looks a little sad and butter-less.” “Sure baby…want jam on both or just one?” “Both please.”

“What did he say?” “Nothing Eddie it’s fine.” “It’s not fine if you’re upset baby now…what did he say?” “He just called me a bitch but it’s fine…happens all the time.” “You need a new job sweetheart…was it the dude over there by the pool tables?” “We’ve talked about this and the pay is too good for me to leave right now. Is what dude the one by the pool tables?” “The one who called you a bitch.” “Eddie…” “what? It’s just a question.” “I can’t have any issues tonight.” “There won’t be any issue princess…promise.” “You always say that right before you go and cause trouble.” “Me? Cause trouble? Never.” “I swear Eddie I just want to finish my shift and then go home and cuddle while watching a shitty movie in bed.” “You don’t have to worry baby I’m gonna go have a smoke okay?” “Okay…Eddie…that’s not the way…to the patio…oh fuck…”

“Absolutely not.” “Why?” “Why? Because it’s an accident waiting to happen.” “Max is going to teach me the basics she said once I get the balance thing down skateboarding isn’t that hard…” “yeah…no.” “Come on Eddie it looks so fun and cool.” “I can just picture you falling and breaking a wrist or an ankle and I’d rather just avoid all that.” “What if I wear like knee pads and those elbow pad things?” “Baby…” “and a helmet? And you can watch me to make sure I’m safe.” “Fine…but if you get hurt then no more skateboarding you understand?” “Got it.”

[fawnfictions]

Could you do platonic headcanons for Mei with a female reader? I love the monkie kid team but Mei deserves to have girl friends!!

dragon girl besties

— mei & fem!reader

u are actually so right!!! mei deserves more love from ALL of us, and away from those stinky boys /j

serious for a moment tho—it makes me sad to see quite a lot of the fanbase don't like her? which, i sort of get to some degree, but c'mon!! its silly dragon girl!! shes so cool!!!

;; platonic, just besties being besties, girl moment with no warnings.

MEI

- she would be SO EXCITED to have another gal in the group.

- as much as she loves her friends, hang outs with only girls hit different, and she's never really gotten the chance to experience those 'girl only' sleepovers or (platonic) dates.

- so, she's deciding a time and place the MOMENT you're free to hang out.

- would definitely take you to the arcade, and doesn't let MK come despite his complaints.

- eventually, though, you and Mei would be besties with MK and Red Son.

- just.... let Mei make up for lost time, first, yeah?

- she'd be dragging you around, showing you all of the best arcade machines, encouraging you to play them with her, whilst getting your ass handed to you every time.

- very determined to make you her friend, so she's pulling out ALL the stops.

- taking you to the coolest hangout spots, buying you snacks, showing you her favourite songs.

- and sleepovers? ARGH

- she is doing ALL the classic 'mean girls' sleepover tropes.

- painting nails? check, watching cheesy romcoms? of course, gossiping? ABSOLUTELY.

- at one point, MK tries to sneak in when the two of you were gossiping while painting each others nails.

- when noticed, he got a face full of pillow-attacks. it was safe to say, he wouldn't try to join in the 'super secret girls-only sleepover' ever again.

- then you go back to giggling, whilst pointing out attractive actors in the movie playing on screen.

- i feel as if her parents would be glad that she's got a girl friend, too—like, hanging out with men constantly is fine, but the friendship between two girls can be more healing and relaxing.

- plus, she's able to be less boyish around you, able to let her inner teenage-self out.

- i feel like shes actually really good at styling your hair,, she'll happily sit behind you and braid it, or put it in cute buns, whatever you want!!

- she becomes lowkey protective of you?

- not in the possessive or too-far sorta way, but in the girls-gotta-stick-together sorta way.

- just always looks out for you, and is probably to first to come to your aid, or realise if you're missing/something is wrong with you.

- and, of course, you'd do the same for her!

- if you had become friends BEFORE the Samadhi Fire events, you definitely would've had a helping hand in calming Mei down, and getting her to control the fire within.

- she definitely seeks comfort from you if MK isn't around, or if it's specifically not for his ears.

- she'd tell you a lot that she wouldn't feel comfortable confiding in MK for, which tends to strengthen the bond between you two quite a lot.

- ABSOLUTELY becomes your wingman wingwoman if she finds out about any possible crushes/love interests.

- she is, surprisingly, really good at keeping secrets sometimes.

- but, if you want to be really good friends with her, you've gotta get along with MK, too.

- she'll be so happy if the two of you get along REALLY well—now, she has two bestfriends!! (not including Red Son, but hes there too ;)) )

- overall, Mei as a bestie would be so fun!! and it'd make her so happy!! to have a good female friend—even if she is a tad overwhelming with it, at first; she's just excited at the opportunity :(