"Your Playful Werewolf Boyfriend is a Menace to Society" how wonderful
(very messy reactions & thoughts as i listen lol)
HIS ACCENT???? i have folded. erik does such a good job with accents
"why hello my love. i've missed you." :(((((( ivefyckingmelted
"i'm hungry." guy coded
"oh i'm always hungry for that. is my love offering?" JESUS
"my love" NO WORDS. IVE FUCKING FOLDED.
"it is quick, it's hot, and ready." yeah i bet it fucking is
"like someone else you know" FUCKING HELL
"tomato is the fruit" oh thank fucking god
DOORBELL RINGED MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY
"even pizza is upsetting... this is big" HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING
"you must, my love. please?" WHATEVER YOU SAY GORGEOUS SIGDKDHDJDVDJ
"in a few moments i won't have thumbs to open the door... [laughs] oh yes, checkmate, my mate." FOLDED AND GAGGED
HE SERIOUSLY FUCKING SHIFTED FOR THIS SHIT I CANT BELIEVE THIS
the panting omfg
MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY
"hey, how's it going?" I'M FLOORED
THE VOICE???? HELLO????? I NEED HIM
"damn your dog is big. that's wild." actually collapsed when i heard that
IS THIS NONCHALANT GUY???? WHATHEHELL /pos ilovehim
"why is your dog wearing gym shorts?" a fashion choice "oh, love that." HELP?????
DID THE LISTENER SERIOUSLY SAY BUTT PROBLEMS AHAHAHAHAHHA WHY THE FUCK WOULD GUY SAY "oh, love that" TO THAT????? WHAT
"i have a wonderful butt. as you have said many times." OH I'M FUCKING SURE WE DID
the sulking is cute omfg
"apology accepted. now kiss me-" dear god i am knocking on your door i have seen the good you have done for others WHEN WILL IT BE ME-
he's so asher and guy coded. am crying (does this mean he's the pack beta or no what-)
"oh, have you heard the lastest pack talk?" MOR FOOLIVERSE TALBOT PACK MOR MOR GIMME MORE
"i don't know with your little text chats with the other mates-" THAT'S SO????? /pos
"davey's mate is talking all the time. they have secrets they csn't keep." first of all, DAVEY???? DAVEY???? IM SCREAMING second, ANGEL IS MENACE IS EVERY UNIVERSE AHHAHAHAHAHA
"when talking, his mate called him puppy." OH GOOD LORD AHAHHAHAHAHA THEY DID THE THING THEY DID THE THING
"no, it's good for him. he's too serious all the time. he could to lighten up." ASHER??? i get that this is an au though but I NEED TO SEE THAT SKGSKSVS
"and i see you've brought the gorgeous face. very generous." HOOOOOOOOO LORD
"i love you. very much. and i also love pizza when it's hot so we should eat." so guy coded 😭 but ilytoobby
uuuhhh uuuhhh last thoughts??? i'm loving au/anthology(?). and as someone who's only still starting to listen in shit (/pos), it's sooo much fun lolz so curious so find out about david in this au
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kissing to pretend that you are in a relationship together.
how they got into this 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛, malee doesn't really know. but for whatever reason, it seemed 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡 to the other & she wasn't about to 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑤 whatever cover this was for. quickly masking her 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛, the vampire who was about to speak was soon 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑢𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑑 by @the1ongcon's kiss. subtly startled, malee could only blink before she's 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 at his lips then meeting his gaze. a silent 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔? could be conveyed in her eyes, before she's smiling instead. " 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒔? 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒆 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒌? " malee quickly asked, hoping they dont 𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 or suspect anything off with the pair.
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SOME MEME I FORGOT
@enshijou said: " Don't promise to live forever, but promise to forever live for as long as you're alive. "
"It's 'People Die if They are Killed' but I'll take it. At least you are trying". It's better than Alice's 'Will you die for me?' line but seriously? Thanatos saying this line from an anime will go down in the annals of history as being the dumbest thing ever. Was that because Akira himself had be the one to summon the persona and not Minato?
No, that can't be right. Ryoji's been around humans long enough. Maybe he picked it up somewhere when Akira didn't notice or before the raven haired boy was even a persona user in the first place. Either way, it was jarring to hear the 13th shadow from Port Island mutter a line similar to a meme famous around the world for it's absurdity.
Normally it had been in all riddles. "I know I complain about your purple prose talk but uh, can you go back to that? You're kind of creeping me out there buddy". Says Akira to the literal embodiment of death.
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