#sideye

[heisfunkymonkey]

I have a few images to shitpost with which I’ll send to you on discord

Images + their shitpost counterparts. I love doing these, send more in!!

[aewfanclub]

😒

[iwasyouonce]

side eye jokes are overused and are not funny anymore

its just so unfunny

[p0ssym1lker]

"This a diplomatic summoning so be respectful-"

"Yeah, bats, we got it." Flash interrupted him, after all this was the 90th time he repeated it.

Batman huffed and Nightwing, who was there to keep Batman from looking too scary, had to work to keep his laugh inside.

"Okay, let's do this" Constantine mutters and starts the ritual. Which, he might add, was very confusing.

A few minutes later, the circle on the floor starts turning green, a swirly lazarus green pit opens and-

"A kid?" Flash sputters out.

"Wow, that's rude you know, I didn't choose to die looking this way" Said the boy? Ghost. Said the ghost.

Nightwing had to hold back a wince because the ghost looked very much like a mix between all of his siblings, change the hair and eye color and you got them down.

"We, uhm, this is supposed to summon-" Superman starts, with that voice of his that is not meant to be condescending but-

"I do have other forms, but most think it's quite...unsettling. So yes, I am the ghost king, phantom. What do you need" phantom said, sounding quite annoyed. "You were interrupting me you know."

Oh no. The ghost king. Is a.

Moody teenager.

[montereybayaquarium]

💙 ¡Hola mola! 👋

We recently welcomed a new ocean sunfish (Mola mola) to our Open Sea Exhibit. Just like the fintastic travelers that visit Monterey Bay, our ocean sunfish is making a splash as a delightful, albeit temporary, guest at the Aquarium!

When a sunfish reaches a weight of approximately 500 pounds (230 kg) or exhibits behavioral changes signaling their readiness to go, we release them back into the wild, equipped with tags. In our collaborative scientific community, where research involves public participation, these tags play a crucial role. They enable us to track their growth if encountered by anyone—including you—in the future.

The duration of a sunfish’s visit to the Aquarium remains a mystery, but for now, let's marvel at the majestic mola moments  while we muse on the mosaic of marine magic!

[frownyalfred]

Hal Jordan always hums “All Along the Watchtower” in the elevators in the Watchtower. One day, he’s standing next to Batman humming, waiting for his floor, and realizes with sudden clarity what the first line of that song is.

[suitsofarmour]

smile for the camera!! 🫰✨

[54625]

Look QSMPblr I'll be honest. From now on I'm going to be employing the tactic of Shutting The Fuck Up About The Admin Stuff Unless I Have Something Incredibly Important To Say and maybe you should too, because whether you're moreso on the side of the union or moreso on the side of Quackity I can 100% promise you that your whining, catastrophising, and theorising as a random uninformed internet user is not constructive in the slightest, and only serves to exacerbate the massive issue that is the internet constantly feeling the need to weigh in on every tiny aspect of this mess.

I worry that I, in part, have been contributing to this problem, and a lot of you definitely have been too. As harsh as it sounds, this is not our problem, and our opinions, assumptions or interpretations do not matter more than what is actually happening here.

[delopsia]

This man has had the most confusing two weeks of his life

[darthmalewife]

I know everyone assumes Obi-Wan would be the flirty one but I feel like Cody would be so much worse but he flirts in such a deadpan way noone realises that Obi-Wan is flirting back

[metaleffigy]

normal 15 year old boy

[kkoct-ik]

do i still have markiplier followers. doodle of the guy ever because i rewatched iswm the other day 🫶🫶

[thighguys]

told my dad about the ass artery incident and his response was "not doctor phil??? was the other one there also? the handsome one? i bet he was really worried after all theyre really good friends 👀"

[galecstatic]

"it's confirmed that will, mike, and robin have scenes together in s5" yup yup that's my gay, queer, and lesbian babies fighting together to save the world

[dykegirlfriend]

[cringefail-clown]

PORRIM: So+ we finally meet face to+ face, Ro+xy Lalo+nde.

ROXY: !! :D