#silf

[chiarrara]

silf (songs i'd like to fuck)

⚠️🚨THIS POST IS ABOUT OVERDOSE BY NATORI, A SONG I'D LIKE TO FUCK🚨⚠️

OVERDOSE KIMI TO FUTARI AMAI HATTARI DON'T STOP THE MUSIC DARLIN MMMMMMMM

[notsafeformirandapaws]

S: Sprunki

I: I'll

L: Like to

F: Fuck

[l3fool]

it's 3 a.m again and guess what I'm doing..

[jjjeremybrett]

JEREMY BRETT as SHERLOCK HOMLES in THE CROOKED MAN (1984)

[timelyslapintheface]

[misscryptidart]

What was Taliesin's rule?

[wingwaver]

I have had Mr. Wright for a nearly a day and I want to do everything within my power to protect this man

[grabyourcab001]

Self-drive cars, as the name suggests, allow you to rent a vehicle and drive it yourself. Unlike traditional car rental services that often come with a driver, these cars are meant for individuals who prefer the freedom of driving themselves. Whether it's a quick trip around town, a weekend getaway, or managing daily errands, self-drive cars put the power back in your hands.

Self-drive cars in Noida by Grab Your Cab offer a variety of vehicles for you to choose from—compact sedans for city drives, rugged SUVs for road trips, and luxury models for those special occasions. The flexibility of being able to pick the car that suits your needs is a game changer.

This option is becoming increasingly popular for Noida residents, who now prioritize convenience and autonomy in their travel experience. You get to skip the hassle of public transportation schedules and enjoy the personal space of your own ride

[boobsmaggie]

this is us fr, except ur miles away and i’ve got bigger boobs then Mikey boy

[justarandomweeb]

Id like to think LL Y/n is Prime Y/n just exhausted. Like one of his boyfriends are dead (Optimus prime) the other has moved on partcially and is trying to get you to join the new relationship with a very nice man, but you still havent moved on yet. And at the moment, you're so close to losing it, but Rung is keeping ya sane, and you have to be there for a redempted Megatron. So you're just a tired feral guy who has had enough of these mothertruckers. Watcha think.

OOOH. That's an interesting concept.

Prime Reader being a grieving mech and on god will have "younger mechs" into them (Rodimus, Whirl, Swerve, maybe Tailgate, First Aid merhaps.) Definitely one of the mechs who like under "Creator I'd Like to Frag or Sire I'd Like to Frag lmao, a certified CILF/SILF. I mean it was a mech's dream to be in a relationship let alone be under the same squad under Optimus and Prime Y/N. So I can see Prime Y/N in the LL ship being either a mech to admire or have a crush.

Idk if I'm reading this right but if Meggy is "STILL" or reconciled with Prime Y/N, if I can guess who's the "very nice mech" is either Ultra Magnus or Rung. Meggy prob understand the grief of losing OP and at the same time prob doesn't want to leave you carry the burden of grief. It would be funny if it was Roddy Toddy though, smuggest mech in the whole ship for rizzing two baddest mechs in the whole galaxy.

I haven't finished Lost Light Comic, but I finished MTMTE. From what I understand, Optimus was alive but he was in a dead universe? and he was Orion Pax before he got the matrix back after a fight. So if that was witnessed by Y/N Prime, I can see either Y/N bawling that OP is alive and overprotective or self recluse because they felt bad that he was in that dead universe. Although I am interested to see if Meggy goes back to the OG Poly or bring in that plus one into a quad poly relationship.

Here's some concept art for Prime Y/N.

[pretend-pretend-vampire]

SILF: Sire I'd Like to Fuck

[celestialgalaxyglow]

Batfam and Danny, Part 42

Late evening, Jason and Roy's house in the Gotham suburbs.

Jason, Roy, and Danny were peacefully watching TV when they heard the door bell ring.

Roy: Who could that be at this hour?

Jason (grabbing his gun and moving towards the door): I'll get it.

Jason cautiously walked over to door, hiding his gun behind his back. Jason got to the door and looked through the peephole.

Jason: The hell?

Jason put his gun down and opened the door. Standing at door was Damian teary eyed.

Damian: Akhi!

Damian ran up to Jason and hugged him.

Jason (hugging Damian): Hey buddy, got into argument with dad?

Damian: Yeah...

Jason: He grounded you?

Damian: Yeah...

Jason: Did you tell anyone you came here?

Damian: Alfred knows.

Jason: Ok, let's get you warmed up, it's a cold evening.

Jason got Damian settled in, Roy made Damian some hot cocoa, and Danny prepared the guest room for Damian.

Roy: Fell better?

Damian: Yes, thank you silf.

Roy: Silf?

Damian: It means brother-in-law. I could also use zawj al-akh, literally meaning my brother's husband, but that's too wordy.

Roy (blushing): Husband?

Damian: You two are basically married.

Jason (blushing): Damian you can't just-

Roy: No, it's ok, I don't mind.

Danny: What would I be?

Damian: Ibnu al-akh. And Lian would be ibnatu al-akh. Is she already alseep?

Roy: Yeah, it's well pass her bedtime.

Jason: So what happened?

Damian: Baba got mad that I took my sword on patrol...

Jason: Akhi.

Damian: Don't you "akhi" me! That sword is part of me, part of my soul!

Jason: And my guns are part of my soul, but I don't take them on patrol when I go with you guys. Dad's team, his rules.

Damian: It's not fair!

Jason: Just be happy he let's you take your sword when you're out with Jon.

Damian: I might have overreacted running away...

Jason: You think?

Damian: 80% chance I did.

Jason: You're so silly, don't ever change Dami.

Damian (looking at Jason closely): You look different. Taller?

Jason: Yeah I thought I was going to stay 6' 6" but these last few days I've grown to be 6' 9".

Roy: I have mixed feelings about it, I used to be one inch taller, but now I'm two shorter.

Jason: Oh please you love it.

Roy: Fine I do, I love my tall bf.

Damian: So that's why baba has been in a mood lately, he's grumpy that you've gotten taller.

Jason: He always grumpy. The man wears eye shadow daily, like it's a fashion statement or something.

Damian (laughing): Baba is so silly.

Jason: That he is. But don't take your sword on patrol again or dad will send you to military school.

Damian: Jon will break me out.

Jason: Dad will send Jon to military school.

Damian: There's no way Clark or Lois will ever agree to that, even if they agree, Jon would die in military school.

Jason: Don't underestimate Jon, he grew up on a farm, if anything he'll becoming the new commanding officer of the whole school.

Damian (laughing): 50-50 chance.

Jason: Ok, enjoy your hot cocoa, and wash up, your tooth brush is in the cabinet behind the mirror.

Roy: It is?

Jason: Wherever Damian and Bruce got into a fight Damian spent the night at my apartment so I always have an extra brush for him.

Roy: Ah.

Jason: So wash up and go to bed.

Damian: Bed?

Jason: It's late, you should be sleeping.

Damian: What about Danny?

Jason: He's also heading to bed.

Danny: Damn it. Well I'll go wash up, good night.

Danny left the room.

Jason (ruffling Damian's hair): Don't worry bud, just enjoy your cocoa, and I'll tuck you in when you're done.

Damian (smiling): Thank you akhi.

(Master Post)

I used this site to get some of the Arabic terms (link)

[allpiesforourown]

Sorry a bunch of unfunny dweebs found your LQR post. It was really insightful and I always appreciate some SILF (Shizun I’d Like To Fuck) love for my marvelous over worked dude in a goatee. You’ve got one of the funniest biggest brains out there and I love seeing your posts. Keep having fun!

Djudj thank you in the future I'm just gonna have to throw this meme in posts to avoid being called racist

Anyway I'll admit I only read mdzs once so maybe I don't remember everything perfectly but am I tripping because I swear the 33 lashes were the only time Lan Qiren hurt Wangji? Because the lashes were punishment for Lan Wangji injuring 33 Lan elders so I was kind of reading that and thinking "that's tough but from an outside perspective where people don't know Wei Wuxian's not a bad guy, that seems pretty reasonable for siding with a guy that started a bloodbath, especially in a xianxia setting." But people act like that one time thing was an everyday occurrence where Qiren just beats up his nephew for fun or something

Or people acting like Lan Qiren is narrow-minded and has some visceral hatred for Wei Wuxian due to his path?? In canon I distinctly remember Lan Qiren being the first clan head to give Wei Wuxian a chance to explain himself, and Wei Wuxian himself went "he looks mean but he's always looked like that, he's still listening to me."

People will go "umm no Lan Qiren HATED Wei wuxian when he was 15 and MISTREATED him" ...by giving him detention?????

[character-smash-or-pass-3]

"SILF"

[bucketofbugz]

I WAS SLEEPING WHEN THE EPISODE CAME OUT my bad chat

as always, live Bugz reaction to bfdia 20!!!! spoilers, duh

(episode watched and reaction written at 4:00 in the morning, posted many hours later)

Leafy is so desperate for friends. I'm sad now.

ough

yeah I figured it was something like this.

I KNEW THE SECOND PART OF THE CHALLENGE WOULD BE THE DISTRIBUTION also I guess the next host will be occurring in the NEXT episode which does make sense since it would be weird to swap the host mid-challenge

they didn't even just run away, they literally DISAPPEARED

also I gotta say I am LOVING how expressive they're making Pin get with her wheels.

GIGGLING

OH HECK YEAH WORKING TOGETHER

samesies Needle

I'm gonna refrain from all the bookpin rambling I could be doing

BUT LOOK AT THEM

I'm not even gonna screenshot what I'm about to talk about but oh my god can Golf Ball catch a BREAK. LEAVE HER ALONE. STOP THIS. also that's disgusting there was no need for that.

HIIIII LEAFYYYYYY!!!!!!!

also LEAFY MENTIONING PIN we win

also also thank you Leafy for calling him out on that

do you think they'd be able to do that with the actual dream island. or no.

also FINALLY mentioning the ugly dream island farm

Leafy you can't just suggest ANOTHER guy kill his girlfriend and people he vaguely puts up with

I forgot that Pin like. REALLY likes the stupid farm dream island. no wonder she's the one that's most aggressive about winning she actually wants that thing.

I don't know what it is but this exchange. I really like this exchange. giggling.

stop this episode is filling me with too much joy and whimsy they need to stop interacting

RUBY????

WDYM THERE WAS A TORNADO????????

we love Leafy encouraging violence and people actually listening

also yeah he's. he's still mad

and this is why I love needle

Coiny you weird funky little creature.

STOP DESTROYING PLANETS

Book she shredded you last challenge, what made you think her first plan WOULDN'T be killing TB and Coiny

why did I NOT expect them to bring up the map for some reason. Also Pin immediately recognizing it. my leafpin heart

PIN BREAKING UP THE ALLIANCE WHEN BOOK MENTIONS LEAFY??????? I know it's probably just because Book has a different plan for the challenge but,,,,,, c'mon,,,

AND DESTROYING THE MAP AGAIN????? chat.

Tennis Ball your plan is so stupid. you know what you COULD do? wait for Coiny to come back and cash in his immunity ticket (and hope he doesn't notice you're not immune yet), THEN recover Needle and have her make Coiny immune, THEN tell her you're also immune.

PIN??

yeah okay just tell him straight up that's fine

NOT AGAIN. PIN.

she didn't even do it intentionally this time.

yippee!!

love that this is a universe where assuming someone died is just an unfortunate inconvenience and not a tragedy. nobody cares

YAYYYYY BOOK

Tennis Ball. Tennis Ball NO. DO NOT. TENNIS BALL STOP THIS RIGHT THIS INSTANT. ACCEPT YOUR DOOM. TENNIS BALL ISTG

(I had screenshots for all of those little bits but I deleted them to make room for the END OF THE EPSIODE BECUASE HOLY?????? WHAT)

FINALLY okay as much as I want Pin to win, story-wise her and Coiny losing here is gonna be better.

I'm gonna make a whole post about the betrayal situation and both of their views on it gimme a minute when it's not 4:30 in the morning

OH MY GOD?????????

Oh he's. oh this is great. THIS IS GREAT CHAT THIS IS ACTUALLY. THIS IS WAHT I WANTED. I'M BEING SO FR RIGHT NOW.

"I didn't think you were THAT petty, Coiny" says YOU???

OHHOHOHOHOH DO I HAVE SOME THINGS TO DAY ABOUT THIS ARGUMENT. this literally is backing up everything I've been thinking about the last two episodes this is great and wonderful

MY. MY SILLIES> MUYE SILFE >FHEY MY SIL screaming crying writhing on the floor I have been waiting for this for YEARS

anyway. episode over. I am so tired. gonna post this later when it's not so early

I'm voting for Coiny to leave btw. not because he lost the challenge for them, but for the same reason I'm making a whole post about their situation

[jeffgerstmann]

Cancel me if you want for saying this but Team Rocket are fucking scumbags

SCUMBAGS I'D LIKE TO FUCK (SILF)