#sit coms

[cinemautistic]

are you a "maybe i got all of this trauma because I'm going to be the charismatic and funny character of a found family sitcom once i'm in my 20s and people will do edits of me with the songs american boy or lovefool" neurodivergent teenager or a "maybe i got all this trauma because i'm going to be the silly character from a rhythm idol game who will have the best events and songs and cards and people will use me as their twitter pfps" neurodivergent teenager

[elexuscal]

my personal headcanon for 'mockumentary' comedies

and i want to be clear, i don't think it is at ALL canon or intended

i just think it's a VERY funny and enriching way to (re)-watch stuff like Parks & Rec, Brooklyn 99, The Office, and heck, even stuff with a deliberately surreal/fantasy edge like What We Do In the Shadows

it's all being filmed by a magical, inter-dimensional documentary crew

with truth-compelling cameras

explains the question of 'do these documentaries ever actually come out?' [they do. in another dimension]

how are the film crew ALWAYS around, even late at night/in private/200 miles from civilization? [they're aliens/magic/from the future]

why are these (sometimes) competent people spilling their deepest secrets to a film crew, even when they know it's extremely embaressing and/or illegal? [they're being compelled]

so the next time you're watching something and being like, why is X admitted they have a crush on their boss Y, even if that would get them fired if people found out??

just imagine anthropological aliens up in space sitting there being like, 'ahh i see, human social hierchaies are indeed complex'

[juniperhillpatient]

I know there’s a lot of classics missing on here but these are the shows that I personally have seen so many times I can quote most episodes verbatim lol

[toruandmidori]

"People underestimate the power of nostalgia. Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses, second only to the neck." 

- Dwight Schrute

Dwight may be right, but nothing stops us feeling nostalgic for Michael Scott, Jim, Pam and the rest of the Dunder Mifflin gang! Must be time for another rewatch. 

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[travsd]

The Many Shows of Dwayne Hickman

Last year, Dwayne Hickman (1934-2022) made the symbolic gesture of dying on Bob Denver’s birthday. This will mean nothing to all but the elderly. I’m only aware of The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (1959-63), the sit-com on which the men starred, because I’ve got older brothers. Hickman was known by most people primarily from Dobie Gillis. I initially knew him from the AIP films he appeared in…

[puppypeter]

Need new shows suggestions!!

mostly shows I don't have to use my brain too much to follow ahah for the vibe here's what I've watched

Favourite shows: Ted Lasso, 911

Already watched: Friends, HIMYM, 911 Lone Star, Chicago Fire/Police (can't get into meds), The Rookie, Station 19, Greys Anatomy, Two Broke Girls, Hacks, Malcom in the Middle, The Neighborhood, Succession, The Bear, Sex Education, Baby Daddy, Superstore, Brooklyn 99, Schitts Creek, Modern Family, all the marvel ones and CSI ones, The Middle, Mr Robot, Law & Order+SVU, Life in Pieces, New Amsterdam, Shameless, Jane the Virgin, Euphoria and probably loads more I don't remember off the top of my head

On my to watch list when I have more brain capacity to actually pay attention: Shrinking, The Crowded Room, The Good Place

[xolta]

This is a trend that needs to die.

[everything-maxriemelt]

The one where we lost a friend - by Lucy Claire

[sideblogdotjpeg]

have to be so honest with myself that i cant stop thinking about the duck team polycule

[poetryincostume]

Helga Sinclair

Edwardianish ribbon corset, 2023

Jacquard ribbon mounted on grosgrain ribbon

[stuckinapril]

I’m finally biting the bullet and contacting a therapist today after being ambivalent ab it for so long… this hellsite has its many disadvantages but one thing I can say is it has truly helped me be less scared of pursuing therapy. Silver lining etc etc

[crybaby-bkg]

wanna bug Toji soooo bad while he’s on the phone. his ass doesn’t have a job so it’s not like he’s discussing important business, but he likes to make it look that way. phone tucked between his shoulder and ear as he uses one hand to rub circles on your exposed thigh, the other flipping through the tv channels. he’s speaking in a low tone, his eyebrows mused together in agitation as he calls the guy on the other line a barrage of insulting names.

and you’re just a simple person—the man looks hot as fuck like that and you just have to bother him. so you do, despite the side eye he gives you when you swing your leg over, foot in the air, right in his face. he swats you away gently before going back to his phone call, bites at your toes when you still try to wiggle them in his face.

"If you think you can lowball me like that, then you're stupider than I thought." Toji grunts to the other man on the phone, distracted once more. a little peeved that his attention isn't on you much anymore, you do what any little conniving imp would do.

you sit on his lap. backwards, facing the TV, looking over your shoulder at him with such an evil little grin that it makes his eyes squint to you in warning. but you've never listened much, especially when you know you'll be rewarded so plentifully in the end.

so you rock your hips, just slightly the first few times. your legs sat on either side of him, hands resting in the space between his legs on the bed, leaning your weight back on his hips that you sit against. instantly, you can feel the swell of him beneath his sweats, feel the thickness that you love to fill you up start to twitch when you circle your hips, grinding them oh so slowly against his covered cock.

when you look over your shoulder again, Toji only stares, the slightest lilt of his lip turning up at the corners. he tries to act unbothered, one arm bent back to rest his head against, the other holding the phone to his ear. but you can see through him, and feel just how bothered he really is.

so you up the ante; start to lift and drop your hips slow, slow, slow at first before the pace begins to build. you lean forward on your elbows, pull your underwear up until the curve of your ass is exposed, gasping from the friction, from the feeling of his cock rubbing so sweetly at your slit through the thin cotton.

you look over your shoulder once more, grinning, biting at your lip as you grind against him, close to completion. he can see it all in your eyes.

"Gonna call you back later. Got some important shit to take care of right now." Toji hangs up without preamble, gaze distant as he focuses on the ever growing spot of your arousal that starts to leak onto his own sweats.

but you're a little minx, with the way you scramble from his grasp before he can catch you, laughing when he snags your ankle to drag you back down. he's suddenly kneeling over you, grin sharp and ferocious, the straining of his cock through his sweats hanging so intimidatingly low, that if you lift your hips just a little, his tip would kiss your clit in the sweetest kiss.

"And where do you think you're going, you little brat?" Toji growls, dropping down to nip at the base of your neck, licking over your pulse point.

"Not letting me off the hook that easy, huh?" you tease, hands splayed beside your head in surrender, just wanting a little bit of the chase before the devouring. and by the look in his eyes, you know you'll only be bones by morning.

"Not in a million years." he promises right before the inevitable pounce.

[curi0uscreature]

* Besides his “seems weird and suspicious but is literally just like that” and “he’s just like me” factor I swear this was also another reason I loved Otto so much. She has the cool grandma swag

[travsd]

The Hy Averback Centennial

The Hy Averback Centennial

Born 100 years ago today, radio/tv/film actor/comedian/announcer/director/producer Hy Averback (1920-1997). I’m certain I first encountered Averback’s name in the credits to sit-coms. He was not only one of the producers and directors on M*A*S*H (1972-82), he was also the funny voice on the loudspeaker. He also produced F Troop and other shows, and directed episodes of The Real McCoys, Columbo,…

[imnotzuza]

i guess the reason why i love community so much is because its just as overdramatic as i am and the fact that every episode is a different plot (there is even a musical episode, one about detectives, lawyers and more), there is a lot of pop culture references, its super queer, autistic and just silly but also sad and complicated IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A LOOK INTO MY MIND WHERE ALL THOSE SAD GOOFY HUMAN BEINGS HANG OUT AND HAVE THEIR LITTLE ADVENTURES

some pictures of the cast cause their lovely (pls ignore ch*vy ch*ase, its not about him)

[hezuart]

Secret Santa gift for a college friend....... I looked up Razor references and saw this jacked purple wolf spirit... I had zero context for this I also remembered this specific meme https://i.kymcdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/449/412/c10.jpg and should be very clear: at the time I drew this, I had zero context for that original meme image too 💀 ( I thought the person on the couch was a 14 yr old kid??????? It was not clear to me the context was NSFW........ w h o o p s )

So ERM ... this exists now ..... s o r r y Razor (C) Genshin Impact