#sitting over here like 👁👄👁 why

[castielafflicted]

things I have not gotten done yet today: any fic writing things I have gotten done today: a 54 line poem about a guy i haven't seen since 2015

things I wanted to get done today: lots of fic writing things I did not want to get done today: poetry that makes me have memories

[halcyone-of-the-sea]

Can we have a drabble with gaz pinning on K9 handler reader and her giant dog just being like 👁👄👁 everytime

—Him, Her, and the Dog

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╰┈➤ ❝ [The woes of pining after a woman whose deadly K9 looks like it hates his guts.] ❞

“He doesn’t bite,” you ease out with a smile to the thin-lipped Sergeant from One-Four-One.

“Well, you say that now, Sweetheart,” the man eases out, hand coming up to rub the back of his neck. “But he’s watchin’ me like I’m a damn piece of meat.”

“It’s just his face, Sergeant Garrick,” your chuckle wafts over the tarmac, tilting your head as the leash lays lax in your hand. Connected to it, the seek and muscled body of Teddy, your MWD, stays still. His black and tan hide shines in the light, hiding deadly muscle underneath. “He’s really not that bad.” 

“Then why isn’t he bloody blinking?” 

The Belgian Malinois is sitting, tail loose behind him and his tongue lolling—but the man was right, his deep chestnut eyes were utterly unblinking on the tall form of Kyle Garrick. It wasn’t surprising to you—Teddy had that quirk; he watched people. You couldn’t count how many times you’d woken up at night to find him in his kennel staring you down for no other reason than he wanted to.

You smile at the Sergeant as he frowns.

“Would you just come over here?” Garrick raises a brow slowly, arms crossing over his chest. “You said you had to talk to me, remember.”

“Didn’t know we’d have an audience.” The grumble meets your ears.

“Teddy goes where I go,” you remind him, rolling your eyes and taking the incentive to step forward—the animal immediately stuck at your hip and turning his attention up to you as he mirrors your pace. 

Gaz sighs, pushing down his slight nerves as you both get closer. 

There was no question as to whether he had a little crush on you, a prominent K9 handler; everyone could see the way he watched your form, and eyes don’t lie. He’d tried to ask you out before—a few times—but there had always been your…shadow. 

Teddy, short for Teddy Bear. 

The dog. 

The black and tan missile that could rip throats and was always watching Kyle like he’d personally murdered his bloodline. It was safe to say any propositions of dating had dried on his tongue when the canine locked his unblinking gaze with his. 

“There,” you ease out, stopping a few feet away. “That better?”

Gaz chuckles quietly, not looking down at Teddy as the dog’s backside once more hits the ground. “Do you want my honest answer, Ma’am?” 

“Will it hurt my feelings?”

“Well, not yours—his,” the Brit quirks a smirk, “maybe.” 

You snort and set one of your arms on your hip, the other going to pet Teddy in between his ears. The beast pants and licks at his muzzle, eyes darting up to you before slowly moving back to the Sergeant. 

“I think you should pet him, Gaz,” your voice brings him back to the conversation, his eyelids blinking at you. 

“Ah,” he laughs, shaking his head, “Negative. I’m fond of my hands.”

“And I’m fond of company when I bring Teddy on walks.” Your sly flirting makes Kyle’s jaw slacken for a moment, eyes slightly widening. “Pet him, and I’ll show you my favorite trail.” 

It’s a minute before the man is able to slot his jaw back in place, clearing his throat firmly before his face heats under the skin. 

“...That was smooth, Ma’am.” You smirk. 

“I was waiting for you to ask, but I guess you needed me to throw you a bone.” Gaz chuckles lowly at the joke, glancing down at Teddy as he itches at his cheek. 

“Alright, yeah, yeah, I know.” He bends down to rest on the balls of his feet. “Didn’t think you’d noticed that if I’m bein’ honest.” 

“I’m not blind, Garrick.” Teddy stares him down and you click your tongue, Kyle holding out a hand for him to smell. “Nor stupid.”

A wet nose moves out and sniffs, the puffs felt over his skin. Brown eyes glance at you.

“That obvious?” 

You smile teasingly. “Incredibly, Sergeant.”

“Shit.” Your laugh meets his ears and his embarrassment overshadows how Teddy shoves his narrow head under Kyle’s hand, panting happily with a wagging tail.

[istarveforplatonicptnstuff]

Chameleon, as your psychology professor (Anxiety ridden reader)

- You heard about the mysterious professor that everyone’s been talking about… Not only being famous for being bizarre, she was also famous for her mature looks, so of course you are going to hear the occasional thirst from the others as well… 🧎‍♀️ Regardless, you wind up becoming her student when the first semester rolls around. People are very jealous at the fact that you get to be in her class… Stink, first impressions are long-lasting so you better not mess up! - You bumped into her accidentally on the way to her class… Yikes, clumsy you…! You were beyond mortified 😰 at the piles of paperwork that you had to pick up, your brain was technically not braining the moment you decide to ignore reality and get in your head… Mood. 😪 Well, you’re about to enter that realm now because on the inside, you are a bundle of nerves, but on the outside? You were basically picking the papers up as fast as you can while mumbling apologies… Girl, same. 🤝 You were so focused on the task ahead while overthinking about the whole situation as well, wow ✨multitasking✨, you didn’t notice her helping you out and as well as observing your behavior… - “Calm yourself. I do not bite…” Is what she said, and you impulsively thought that she might as well do that… Rebecca reads your mind and smiles at the thought. You are funny. Slayed 💅 “I assume you are a new student here or…?” That was your queue to answer her, finally snapping out of your anxious state. She was satisfied with your answer, but she noticed that you were heading in the same class that she is going as well… “Are you one of my students in lecture hall ___?” You immediately went stiff at the mention of the class you were supposed to go. Goodbye 😞 Your career was over before it even started…! 😫 You just wanted to crawl in your grave at the sudden realization that she probably was, your professor… You couldn’t look up to see her being amused at your thoughts… In fact, you haven’t even looked up to see her for the first time… Whoops 😊 - And when you finally do, now you were very, very conscious of the way she looked… Exactly how those people described her. Wow. You just had to ruin your first impression with your college professor… You forced a shaky smile in an attempt to hide your pitiful state. Babes, I fear there is no coming back from this… But thank God before your professor could even leave another comment, the bell rang. - Immediately shooting up and giving her the papers that you picked up for her… You comically just really left her and she was like Oh…! 🤨 Now, that’s how you make an impression sis! You were sweating 🥵bullets on the way to the lecture hall, like GIRL, you were WORKING 💪, so HARD that you almost girlbossed too close to the sun from the incident 😭. - Girlie arrived a few moments after you, and start the class. Miss maam had you shaking like a leaf 🍃, at the back of the class though, I am not that cruel enough to put you in a spotlight sis 💅 - When it was your turn to introduce yourself, you felt like you might as well jump off the window due to how many… People were staring, and even her, who was anticipating for your introduction… Sis was looking at you like you were some tiny puzzle that stuck out from the rest of the class… After your introduction, she commented on how interesting your background was, slay? But that didn’t help at all when she was the person you bumped into and your mind kept going back at the encounter… Help. - The rest of the class went surprisingly smooth… If not for the fact that she was STARING 👁👄👁 at you at every opportunity, like GIRL you were sitting at the back of the class, why is she staring at you, when she can stare at the people in the front? 😰 Your anxiety level went ↘⬅🔁⬆↪↙↖↕↔⤵ - After the class, you were going through SPEED 🚅 levels of sonic, my girl you were RUSHING to get out of there asap! You were going to BOOK it 🏃‍♀️💨 Until, you hear her call your name and asked you to stay behind. Life does not unfortunately get better for you, poor unfortunate soul... 😇

- So, you wind up staring at the ceiling, finding the ceiling more appealing than the sight of your professor, staring. 😰 Bestie, you just wanted to get out of there and never come back again… You hear her clear her throat, and so you immediately meet her eye, she gives you a motherly smile… ☺One that made you want to die, because how could you deserve such a thing, when you bumped into her…? You were losing it on the inside, babes you’re fine, she’s here for you, and I’m here to support you as well…! In the background, of course! 💅 - She looks entertained at the prospect of a new student that has a rather interesting mind to dissect… She probably sees you as some sort of a new patient to have some fun conversations with… She wanted to see if she can alleviate your anxiousness by the power of psychology rather than the usual hypnosis. And so, she talked to you about how the experience was being on her class and if you had any feedback that you can provide so that it may help her out as well… You were now short-circuiting with all these, overwhelming developments that was suddenly happening… You ended up embarrassingly stuttering the whole time, trying to communicate that the experience was fine…! But you, on the other hand? Was not. On the inside. 💀 - She again, gives you that same smile, that makes you want to jump of the window because, what did YOU do??? 😩 While you were being a confused mess, she decided that she wanted to talk to you again, and ended the conversation with “I hope to have an exchange with you again. You may now go.” You didn’t hear the first part of the sentence; you only heard the words “go” and you ZOOMED 🏃‍♀️💨 out of the lecture hall just like that. Leaving, a very entertained Rebecca.

An: I wrote this before the nursing student intern, but I ended up finishing that one first before this... This... Is so unserious. With the random emojis 😶 there will be another part of this, and a fic as well if I am able to come up with ideas, till then!

[evansbby]

Poyt Steve and omega have fucked in his football changing room at least once, right?! Like idk maybe he has a lucky charm that he always brings with him on game days but he forgot it in their bedroom that one day, so omega being the perfect (unofficial as of yet) wifey brings it to him, and Steve is always ready and revved up for his omega so he just pounces and starts fucking her right then and there 😵‍💫. Not even caring when his team mates start walking in 😵‍💫

Bucky just tryna get dressed for the football game and having to witness his secret crush getting fucked real good and real feral by his bestie 👁👄👁

Oh of course they have! I wish POYT had more parts and I could write a full version of this into a chapter, but for now a drabble will do! (also lmao @ Bucky, forever cursed to watch from the sidelines whilst his not so secret crush gets wrecked by Steve 😌😌)

Warnings: smut, daddy kink, semi-public sex, humiliation, a/b/o dynamics, dirty talk, (please excuse my lack of American football knowledge)

“Hey, Rogers! Your little girlfriend’s here!”

You cringe when one of the jocks loudly announces your arrival. Honestly, the guy couldn’t have been any louder — and now there’s about five pairs of alpha eyes leering at you as you slowly walk through the changing room.

They don’t dare say anything (unless they want to face Steve’s wrath) but many of them stare at you unabashedly. It doesn’t help that they’re in various stages of undress. Heat rises to your face when you see multiple shirtless bodies, and you squeak and cover your eyes when you think you see someone’s actual penis…

You find Steve moments later, taping his wrists whilst simultaneously lecturing another player; a guy you recognise to be a freshman like yourself.

“Next time I see you fumble a pass, and you’re through, Jenson. You got that? I don’t wanna see them chant butter-fingers at you again, alright? Not on my fucking watch.”

“Yes, got it, Cap!” The guy — you think his name is Jake — vows. And then he spots you, his already mischievous face smirking as he eyes you up and down.

Steve follows his gaze, turning around to see you. There’s a split second where his features soften, before he’s frowning and looking at Jake again.

“Get your fucking eyes off my girlfriend, Jenson.” Steve snaps, “And get out of my sight before I bench you for the whole game.”

The younger man doesn’t need to be told twice, his eyes glued to the floor as he hurries off to a different part of the changing rooms. You bite your lip, shuffling over to Steve who looks at you with a raised eyebrow.

“Omega. What are you doing here?” He asks as he sits back down on the bench, patting his leg and looking up at you expectantly. Cheeks burning, you debate whether it would be appropriate to sit on Steve’s lap when there’s so many others in such close vicinity.

You don’t get a choice, however, before your alpha grabs you and tugs you over, manoeuvring you till you’re straddling him, skirt riding up and your core against his crotch, making you squeak.

Steve smirks nudging his nose against yours as his hands meander down to grab your ass and give it a squeeze, “Hey.”

“H-Hey.” You stutter, heart soaring when he kisses you. It’s insane the effect he still has on you, how his scent combined with his touch is currently making you light-headed.

“I… uh… you forgot your lucky jersey.” You say quickly, lest he keep kissing you and make you forget the reason you came here to begin with. Shaky hands fumbling inside your tote bag, you pull out his old jersey, the one with all the holes. “I thought I’d bring it for you.”

Steve looks at you with an unreadable expression on his face, taking the jersey from you and fingering the soft material in his hands, “How do you know this is my lucky jersey?”

You blink up at him. Why would you not know? “B-Because you always take it with you to your games. But you never wear it because you always wear your captain’s jersey.” (You know this because you do Steve’s laundry) “And this one… it has holes in it and it’s old — but you still keep it. So I assumed it was lucky—”

Steve cuts you off with a fevered kiss that has your heart racing and swelling at the same time. Oh, how you love it when he kisses you! It gives you a thrill each time, and makes your heart skip a beat.

“You’re just a little mini housewife already, aren’t you baby?” Steve teases, kissing from your lips to across your jaw and then down your neck, “Taking care of your alpha. You’re right — it’s my lucky jersey. But I couldn’t find it today.”

You squirm. You’re too shy to tell him that you use his old jersey to cuddle with, and you keep it folded up in your nest along with about five other articles of his clothing.

“I think you deserve a reward, sweet omega. For being such a perfect little wife for your alpha.” Steve squeezes your ass again, making you whimper into his chest, too scared to look up because you know his teammates are all in very close vicinity, “And I think daddy needs a little stress relief before the game…”

You don’t get much say in what happens next. But somehow you find yourself pinned against the lockers, skirt lifted up and panties stowed away in Steve’s pocket (“my other good luck charm” he’d said). His dick, hard and angry, is nudging against your wet folds.

“St-Steve, we can’t! They’re watching!” You whimper, hiding your head in his shoulder because you know some of the other alphas are undoubtedly watching or listening. But at the same time, you can’t help but hump against him, creating friction and wanting him inside you.

“Ignore them, baby. They’re just jealous because they all want you. But none of them can have you, you’re too perfect and pure for them. Daddy’s little baby, came all the way here to give me my jersey, didn’t you?”

You nod, “Y-Yeah. Was kinda scared.”

Steve almost busts a nut at that, “Oh yeah, baby girl? How come?”

“D-Don’t like big crowds. Scary.” You mumble truthfully, not understanding why his eyes grow darker and his dick harder at your words.

“Scary, huh?” Steve groans as he enters you, and you let out a gasp at the same time, “Don’t worry, sweet omega. Daddy’s got you. You’re gonna make your daddy feel real good, aren’t you? Forget the scary crowd outside and just focus on how good daddy’s gonna fuck you.”

And he does fuck you good. So hard and precise that the lockers behind you bang with each heavy thrust. And you don’t even have the capacity to feel embarrassed, because the feel of your walls squeezing around his big dick has you practically crying. You don’t even hear the cheering and leering from the other alphas.

“Atta boy, Cap!”

“Fuck her good, Rogers!”

“Damn, I wish my girl came to wish me luck like this…”

“D-Daddy, they’re all watching!” You whine, practically going dumb as Steve fucks you like you’re a rag doll, hoisted up in his arms and crying out with each slam of his hips.

“Let ‘em watch, baby. They’re just jealous they’ll never get to fuck the sweetest omega pussy on campus. Because you’re mine, sweet girl. My fuckin’ property. So just ignore them.”

You obey, trying your hardest to do just that. And it’s not too hard when Steve’s making you see stars, one of his hands slipping down to rub at your clit, circling around it and pinching the sensitive bundle of nerves before giving your button three lewd slaps in quick succession.

“Ah! Oh fuck, daddy! Fuck!”

You grip onto his muscular biceps, nails digging into his pale skin and leaving dots of scarlet in their wake. You moan when he licks at his mark on your mating gland, teeth grazing against it and making your legs turn to jelly.

The next time you open your eyes, you meet cold blue ones that stare at you from behind Steve’s back. Immediately your blood runs cold.

Bucky.

With a soft gasp, you bury your head in Steve’s neck, scrunching your eyes shut and willing the other alpha away. How long had he been watching?

“Steve!” Bucky suddenly calls out, his eyes locked on yours, “Coach is calling you.”

“Goddamit. Gimme a few minutes.” Steve grunts, hips pistoning into your poor, used pussy at record speed. “Mm, fuck baby, you’re so tight just for daddy, aren’t you?”

You hate how you whimper and tighten against him, ashamed because Bucky’s still there, still watching. But Steve’s dick feels so good, and you feel your high approaching anyways.

“Fuck, baby. I can feel your little baby pussy tightening against my daddy dick. You gonna give daddy your cream, huh baby? Gonna give daddy his good luck charm? Sit and watch my game with my cum dripping from between your legs?”

“Yes, yes, yes!” You cry, cockdrunk and Bucky forgotten, you tighten your legs around Steve’s waist, “Fuck daddy, yes!”

“That’s my good girl. My little wife. So perfect for me. You made daddy so happy today, baby. Now it’s my turn to make you happy. Daddy’s gonna give you a baby now, alright omega? And then I’m gonna go win this fucking game. Now stay still while daddy fills you up.”

The end. 🫣😵‍💫 please tell me what you think!

[ughgoaway]

I rlly like the idea of it being blurted out during a fight, or one of the boys accidentally telling her/her hearing it from them!!

idk which of these scenarios I'm writing actually happened, but it's so fun to think of different options that I'm just gonna keep doing different ones lol

im already working on an ask about the fighting one so, I'm gonna talk ab one of the boys accidentally telling you bc I think that's so funny (and on brand)

so I think you're coming to the studio with cookies that you baked the boys, you know they've been working so hard on the album and you wanted to get them a little pick me up.

security at dirty hit know you now, you've been there loads visiting matty and picking him up so they all just say, "hi miss y/n, visiting our boys?" And you're like "ah you all know me too well, but don't worry, I brought something for you too!" and I think you whip out some banana bread, and they are all over the moon. one of them let's you up, and then runs off to make a cup of tea to enjoy with his banana bread lol

you knock tentatively on the door and hear a booming voice say, "Come in," so you stroll in to see George and Adam sitting on the sofa on their phones.

"Hi sweetheart!" comes from George, and soon enough, both of them are up giving you a hug, "what are you doing here? matty didn't mention you were coming today?"

"Oh, I didn't tell him, I baked you all some cookies and decided to surprise him!" You smile and pull the cookies out of your bag and are immediately tackled into another hug by George.

"mattys out getting lunch right now, but you are more than welcome to stay and have a cup of tea," Adam says, smiling gratefully at you before tucking into a cookie.

it's at this point when Ross walks I'm, "y/n! Nice to see you, love!" he walks around to you and pulls you in for a hug, and you smile at all of their kindness. Being accepted so quickly by all of them was amazing.

"Hi!! just here to bring cookies and see matty whenever he gets back. " Before you can finish, Ross has pulled away with an excited gasp and is looking around for the cookies.

adam laughs and passes him the box. He immediately grabs one and bites in, moaning dramatically at how good the cookie is and passing the box back to you.

"Oh no wonder, matty is in love with you. with these cookies, how could he not be?" he says with his mouth full, blissfully unaware of the bomb he dropped.

the room is silent aside from Ross' happy crunching and before long that stops too, after George thumps him on the arm.

"Dude! ow! why would you do that? " Ross whines, and both Adam and George stare at him like he's grown 3 heads. meanwhile, you're standing there holding the box of cookies like 👁👄👁

ross, George and Adam share looks for a good 10 seconds before Ross drops the remainder of his cookie dramatically and simply says, "Oh shit."

another few seconds of silence come before a jumbled mess of apologies from all 3 men, "y/n just ignore him. you know how much he loves baked things and -" "Yeah, just don't tell matty -" "IM SO SORRY. SO SO SORRY. OHMYGOD DONT TELL MATTY"

and of course, what better time for matty to walk in with 3 bags of Chinese food like, "Don't tell matty what?"

you all spin around like you've been caught in a crime, Ross even shoots his hands up instinctively. and matty shifts his eyes between the 4 of you before snapping back to you, seemingly only just realising who the 4th body in the room is.

"darling! what are you doing here, hi!" matty says, placing down the food and wrapping you up in a hug. you say frozen with the box of cookies in your hands, and matty awkwardly hugs you around it and pulls back questioningly.

"Baby, are you okay?" But before he really checks in, his eyes shift down, and he says,"Oh cookies! thank you!!"

Whilst he was quickly distracted by the cookies, he was also quickly brought back at your wide-eyed expression.

"y/n..." he says before turning around to see all 3 of his friends avoiding eye contact and "acting casual" (acting extremely suspicious)

"Why are you all acting like you've killed someone? what happened?" he asks, and before Ross can stutter out an explanation, George and Adam so helpfully butt their way in.

"ROSS TOLD Y/N YOU LOVE HER," the pair says in unison, matty makes an audible choking noise before very slowly turning to meet Ross' eyes. which were currently scanning the room for an escape route.

you place your hand on mattys shoulder, pulling him out of his shock and bringing him back to whatever the fuck was happening.

you don't say a word. Simply grab his hand and drag him to the kitchen. as he leaves, he sends the boys a scathing look, and they all have the good grace to look sheepish, especially Ross.

you lean on the counter, and matty takes a seat at the small chair in the kitchen. Silence resumes until matty tentatively says "soooo, how's work?"

you give him an incredulous look and he promptly shuts the fuck up. you move slowly and sit in the chair across from matty, he reaches over the table and grabs your hands. rubbing his thumb along the back of them soothingly.

you finally muster up the strength to talk-

"you love me"

"yes"

"...are you sure??"

matty has to stifle a small laugh before responding, "I am 100% sure my love"

"...oh" you knew, because of course you knew. but knowing it and hearing it? 2 very different things.

matty is so fucking nervous at your response and just asks, "and how do you feel about that?" because he wants to be patient and kind but he can also feel his heart in his throat right now.

"obviously I love you too, but I just wasn't expecting to hear it from Ross. and I had like a plan of when I was gonna tell you because I didn't wanna scare you off. and I know you have to think about Annie, and it's so complicated being her teacher and-"

matty stands up, pulls you up too, and calms you as he pulls you into a hug, "shh sweetheart, it's okay. You don't need to freak out." he says as his hand rubs up and down you back, trying to regulate your breathing.

"But you love me?????" You pull back and look at him like he's just said the stupidest thing ever.

"yes I love you, but you've just said you love me too so I'm really not too worried" he laughs lightly at your reaction, you had clearly not realised what you had said in your anxious ramble.

"Oh... well, of course I love you... how could I not? you're the love of my life, " you say softly, and matty feels his heart move from his throat back into his chest, and soon it starts to beat again .

"So it's easy then, right? nothing is complicated. You are the love of my life, and I'm the love of yours. See? simple."

you smile still wrapped up in his arms and respond by saying, "simple"

more blurbs for this au here!!

[lookismaddict]

Lookism Chapter 432 Memes/Thoughts I Have:

(SPOILERS !!! I don’t own any of the Lookism panels and the translations. Only the memes that I made.)

I’d like to say, thank you for reading my reviews and thoughts for each chapter so far. And thank you for liking the memes. 😳💖 But bruh, this chapter man… There’s a lot being revealed, so let’s get into it!!! 😌✨

Well crap. Eugene’s got some leverage on James Lee too. Wtffff 😭😭😭

WELL… SHIT. R.I.P. JAMES LEE IS GOING TO BE U S E D ✨

HE LOOKS SO UPSET SITTING IN THAT LOW ASS CHAIR NOW. I CAN’T GET OVER THE WAY HE’S SITTING ON THAT CHAIR FROM LAST CHAPTER. SORRY GUYS. 💀

And let me guess, you gonna do that to James too...? 🤔 

DAMN. HIT EM WITH THE THREAT, JAMES LMAAAOOOOOOO. THESE TWO ARE ALREADY THREATENING EACH OTHER SDFHSDKFHSAKJDFHSDF. I’M- 💀💀💀

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHA... 😶 (Also, James. That’s Crystal’s dad too. She’s might hate you for it lol. UNLESS-  👀 Plot twist: she hates her dad too.)

Ok, I kinda get WHY he’d bring up James’s murder case in the first place. It’s like the “check and balance” thing where you counter them if they do something wrong or betray you. I get it. Eugene and James both have dirt on each other in case one betrays the other, but it sucks to think that Eugene has the upper-hand here because of his connections with the police. He can cover up ANY dirty thing that he does. Also, he can use his knowledge against James whenever he wants so James is just... stuck. Poor guy. Imagine having your ex-boss blackmail you and NOW your new ally blackmails you just to help him. 😭

Yayyyyy killer bros together!!! 😍😍😍 The Psycho Alliance has made a brand new treaty. 🤭

Literally, it really be like this. 

Ok, but why do I find this hilarious? They’re still young, and they have so much time and opportunities to spend their youth without doing any illegal or gang related activities. Yet, their main goal is to kill an old guy. LMFAO OK, JUST IMAGINE. A random old guy sees them chatting outside in front of a cafe or something. discussing their plans about taking down Charles Choi. Then, this old man walks up to them, right? He asks them, “Oh my, you kids are so young! Don’t you have any special things that you want to do in your lives? Don’t just sit around and let time go by. You should go out and do something with your lives!” and then they reply with, “Oh, we are! We’re off to kill an old guy because we hate him!” Like... 👁👄👁  Bros, are you good? LMAAAOOOOOOOO 

Also, if you think this template is familiar, then you’re right. I couldn’t resist reusing this template because EUGENE REALLY GOT +25 CARDS UP PEOPLE’S ASSES. ESPECIALLY JAMES’S IN THIS SITUATION.

“Hey Alexa, play Often by The Weeknd!” 🥵🥵🥵

I’M SORRY. YOU GUYS ARE TIRED OF ME OBSESSING OVER THIS MAN, BUT LOOOOOOOOOOK AT HIM!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 LIKE GAAHHH DAYUUUUUUUM. THIS MAN CHANGED INTO A SIMPLER OUTFIT, BUT HE STILL LOOKS SO FIIINNNEEEEE!!!! UGGGHHHH. Ayo he can bend me backwards bro, I DON’T CARE. Gawk Gawk 9000? Uhhhh... LET ME CONSIDER- 👀 NAH I’M KIDDING... Or am I...? 😏 I’D LET HIM FOLD ME TOO. 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 (And ofc he’s drinking Hibiki. 😂 Like brooooooo... hottest Yakuza I’ve ever seen. You can’t DENY.) 

*N S F W  M E M E S  W A R N I N G*

Sorry. I just had to. 💀 ALSO, COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT...

I APOLOGIZE. I GOT NO “STOP” BUTTON WHEN IT COMES TO THIS MAN. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I’M SO SORRY!!! 

*E N D  O F  N S F W  M E M E S*

AAAAAAAAND THE OLD MAN AGREES. HAHAHAHAHAHA Bruh, I’ve never seen him genuinely smile before. Is it just me? He always look so grumpy and serious all the time like  >:(  Tbh this panel really surprised me lol. 

EW. BRUV. WHO BROUGHT IN TRASH OVER HERE??? 😭😭😭😭 HAVEN’T SEEN THEM IN FOREVER PERO LIKE, I DON’T MISS ANY OF YOU LMFAOOOOOO GTFO.

OK, BUT THIS IS SO NOSTALGIC!!! SEEING LITTLE DANIEL BEAT THEM UP. 🥺🥺 This makes me reminisce the older Lookism chapters.

Also nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You’re all getting your asses beaten for sure. Daniel will clap you all. Each. 👏🏽 And. 👏🏽 Every. 👏🏽 One. 👏🏽 Of. 👏🏽 You. 👏🏽

OHHHHHH... WELL, SPEAKING ABOUT DANIEL-

TIME TO GET HELLA CLAPPED!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

These fools. Smh. 

OMGGGGGG IT’S DANIEL’S MOM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S BEEN FOREVER. 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ BEST MOM EVER!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!! ALSO, NAH. YOU FUCKERS ARE FUCKED NOW. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SOMEONE’S MOM, LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? Do they not have respect for anybody? Sometimes I think about these so called “bullies” in this Webtoon. Like no wonder you guys are so fucked up, y’all don’t got any parents or something? No guardians who’d teach you how to be a decent person??? Any manners? 💀 At least Daniel has a mom who knows how to treat her own son. I’m guessing y’all are just jealous that you don’t have a great mom like Daniel who’d sacrifice herself just for her son because she LOVES HIMMMMM!!! 😤😤😤😤 If any of them approach me, I’m throwing hands. Idc. 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

 Daniel Park for FIFA World Cup 2026. ⚽️🏆

YEEEEESSSSSSS THAT’S OUR BOI. AHHHHH I’M SO PROUD OF HIM!!

And when that one bitch from your old high school called you ugly, but now thinks you’re hot... 😑 

OH MY GOD. IT’S HAPPENING!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!! 

MA’AM, WE WERE AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE WHEN WE FIRST SAW HIM CHANGE  TOO. 💀 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FINALLYYYYYY. WE GOT TO SEE HER REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION!!! UGH. I’M GONNA GO CRY NOW. 😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

He has matured into a very good man. And a fine one too... I’m so proud of him. His character development had come such a long way. 😭💞

THIS IS JUST MY THEORY. (Before any of you argue about this and flame my ass, I’m telling you now. This is just my opinion. Pls don’t get heated by it. Thank you.)  💀

You know it’s about to get serious when an old person did the, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.” pose. 🚨

FINALLY. Jinyeong Park’s time to shine. 🤩 I’m getting a Darth Vader and Luke moment here. “Luke.... I am your father.” (That’s the only Star Wars reference I know. My bad.) And Jinyeong belongs to the dark side (The Worker’s First Affiliate), while Daniel is the main protagonist who belongs on the good side. Call me goofy, I know. Because my wack ideas make me think about my life choices sometimes. LMFAO But ANYWAYS, I CAN’T WAIT FOR DANIEL’S MOM TO EXPLAIN WHO JINYEONG PARK IS. I’m just glad that Daniel got to see his mom after everything that he had been through. The kid needs a break, and I’m here for it. ❤️

ALSO I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIS FAMILY’S REACTION TO HIS TRANSFORMATION. AHHHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED!!! 🤪

[jewllyfish]

Long post tw dream tw unreality tw child getting hurt tw assault(ish). Fucked up fucking dream.

Had such weird dreams last night…. So there’s this regular couple who comes into my work all the time on shrooms I love them but in the dream they would always come in with this annoying ass bird lol. they asked if I would watch or hold their like 6 million dollar paintings for them while they went on vacation for the weekend and they’d pay me a few hundred dollars??? and I was like sure ya but when they came by to drop them off they were like. Also you’re watching our bird. And I was like… uh.. okay? It was like a Mynah or crow or some clever corvid and so they leave and I’m chilling with friends and then the bird starts flying around the room and I’m like that’s probably not good lol and I’m trying to catch it and swearing at it and it’s just laughing at me and I’m like. Whatever, problem for later. So I’m chilling there w this girl and then it like dives into the bathtub which is full and I’m kinda panicking and screaming how stupid it is lol then it surfaces and changes into this like. Parrotfish looking thing?? Idek but I was just like ooooooh it’s one of THOSE goddAmn stupid thing. And it surfaces and looks at me and says “you’re not too bright yourself” and I’m like WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOU COULD TALK bc apparently birds changing into fish is nbd but talking fish is lmao. And it’s real lippy and is like you didn’t ask. And all I could say was fair point I guess and then we were all cool and chilling and the fish would sometimes change into a bird and fly around but I liked him now lol and we were all just shooting the shit and Then the birdfish was like wanna see something cool? And my friend grins at me and then the thing CHANGES INTO A BABY?? And I’m like yo WTF what else can u turn into?? And it’s like nuthin this is it lol wanna hold me? And I’m like fuck yeah! (VERY unrealistic I hate babies they scare me) and I’m like. Zooming it around like a toy airplane lol and my friend is telling me to be careful but I’m like no no I got this! Watch this! And I like balance it on my feet like an acrobat and it FUCKING FALLS HEADFIRST ONTO THE FLOOR and I’m like freaking out and I pick it up and half its skull is like. Mashed and dome shaped now 😭😭😭 and I try to cover the fucked up part with my hand so my friend can’t see and maybe like moosh it back into shape but it’s SO SQUISHY AND FAR TOO PLIABLE and I nearly vomit and give it back to the friend super fast who puts it in the tub and is like I TOLD U SO. And the baby just changes back into the fish and is like lol that was fucked up. And I’m like IM SO SORRY!! And it’s like nah I’m fine I was just messing with you but I was sitting there like 🫁👁👄👁 I have to go to bed lol.

So then it’s the day before I have to go give the paintings back and I’ve been keeping them in the basement and I go down there and there’s just a party happening?? In my basement?? And I’m like whatever sick lol I don’t know anyone here but I’m sure it’s fine so I start drinking like a fish and this old lady is like asking me about the paintings and the bird/fish/baby and I’m like… uh… idk if I should tell you all that and she’s like no no it’s okay! I’m friends with them! And I’m just like oh okay sure! And I chat a little but she’s giving me weird vibes so I go over to the corner where I stashed the paintings (they were just like stylistic gold faces with blue and purple and pink and orange clouds I’m gonna try and draw them later) and there’s this giant hulking man in traditional Russian dress who’s like. Leering at me and I’m trying to ignore him so I just reach past him to grab the box they’re in and he grabs my arm? And is like “what brings a pretty thing like you to a place like this” and I’m like. Uh the paintings… and he’s like “a little thief?? You know what we do to thieves around here??” And I’m panicking a little cause he’s still got my arm and I’m like bro I live here! And he’s like oh pardon, my name is Gustav (Gregor? Something beginning w a G) please, Drink with me! And I’m like uh okay cause I don’t really feel like I can say no so I skip off and grab a bottle of wine that for some reason I know is drugged?? Or maybe it was just absinthe idrk but he takes a huge swig and I’m like hehehe… yess… and then gives it to me and is like. Now you. Drink. All fucking scary like and I’m like uuuuuuuh okay so I DO? I ALSO swig the drugged wine and he’s leering at me again and I’m like well nothing for it. Gotta seduce him so I’m like asking him what a big strong man like him is doing here and rubbing all up on him and he’s eating it up meanwhile I’m also like pushing drink after drink into his hand and he’s tossing em back (to give a reference of this man’s size I’m giving him solo cups and they look like Dixie cups in his hand) and he like swings his arm around me and is telling me he’s getting sleepy and I’m like oh well perfect! You just rest right here and I’ll be right back to help you get comfortable ;) and he kinda slumps over and I squirm away and grab the paintings and fucking HIGHTAIL it out of the basement

But by now it’s 6 or 7am lmao and it’s time for the couple to pick up their paintings (also pretty sure there was a break in and armed robbers at some point but that part is fuzzy) and im still fucking wasted and trying to find my way thru the house and she’s waiting at the kitchen counter super impatiently and just tapping her foot and glaring at me, and I plop the box down on the counter and im like here they are safe and sound and she FLIPS she’s like “YOU WERE KEEPING THESE IN THE BASEMENT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THEYRE WORTH!?” And im like uh yeah? Don’t worry they’re safe and fine they’re in a box and cardboard sleeve and she just like stops dead and glares at me with the fire of a thousand suns and is like “you little rat…. You switched them out, didn’t you!!!” And I’m like. Still SO fucking drunk and I’m like lady what the hell are you talking about. Look at them. They’re the same. And I’m trying to argue with her about how could I have done that w a forgery in 2 fuck days but she doesn’t want to hear it and just grabs the box and storms out and I’m like chasing after her like BRO you gotta pay me do you know what I did to keep those safe!! And she’s like oooh I’m sure they’re safe in your little hidey hole somewhere and leaves and I’m just standing there like ????? And I hear a “yoo hoo!” And look over and the weird old lady from the party is there and holding the struggling bird baby fish while it’s changing rapidly between the 3 states and she grins evilly at me and disappears and I’m just. So tired and exhausted and drunk lol and then I wake up.

Anyway if u read this far amazing hope you enjoyed my fucked ur Covid dreams

[froggos-chaos-corner]

monkey chapter 8

"And we're here!" Mickey says

"Wha- How-?" Monty says

"The magic of commercial breaks," Mickey says

"Ok then, not gonna question that cause it saved me a walk-" Monty says

"My car is just down the road here," Donald says

"Road? What road? Where is this road you speak of?" Monty asks

"Path, whatever, just follow me," Donald says

"Ok," Monty says

The group heads over to Donald's car

"I call shotgun!" Goofy says

"As long as I don't have to sit behind you," Monty says

Everyone gets in the car, Donald and Goofy sitting up front, and Mickey and Monty together in the back, Mickey leaning his head on Monty's arm

"So how long have you twos been together?" Goofy asks

"Nearly four months now I think," Monty says

"Four mouths already? Why not come by sooner?" Goofy asks

"My work interferes with it, I barely ever get a day off," Monty says

"Oh, understaffed?" Goofy asks

"Something like that yeah," Monty says

"I get it, I'm one of eight waiters at my restaurant," Goofy says

"As in eight total?" Monty says

"Yep, I ask for my hours around going here but when I'm not here I'm pretty much always working," Goofy says

"Dang, sorry man," Monty says

"I'd quit if it didn't mean practically screwing over my co workers," Goofy says

"Dude, thats their own problem, if you can find another job just go ahead and quit," Monty says

"You said you're short staffed too, why not quit yourself?" Goofy says

"I don't think I even can, I'm not even legally an employee-" Monty says

"You should be trying to change that pal," Mickey says

"Huh?" Goofy says

"Forget it-" Monty says

There's a minute of almost complete silence car, till Monty breaks it

"Hey, Goofy, how long have you two been together?" Monty asks

"Huh? Me and who?" Goofy asks

"You and Don, of course," Monty says

Goofy blushes

"Don't call me Don- Literally nobody calls me Don-" Donald says

"Well that's changing today, Don," Monty says

Donald sighs

"Did you even notice I implied y'all are together?" Monty asks

"Nope, and we're keeping it that way," Donald says

"Huh? What are you hiding Donald???" Monty asks

"Your mom in my bedroom, get fucked," Donald says (remember to read this line in Donald's voice)

👁👄👁

[padawansuggest]

I have a fic in planning where Qui-Gon actually was bad (I rarely do those but this is perfect timing for an AU) to both Xanatos and Obi-Wan.

So. Obi-Wan endured Bandomeer and Melida/Daan, with the only change being that when he was taken to the deep sea mines, he was not taken by Xanatos. Xanatos hadn’t had a chance to get a hold of him yet.

Then on M/D, instead of Qui-Gon showing up when Obi-Wan called, he realized he lied to the council and didn’t want to bring Obi back in case he snitched. So. Obi was there over 6 months, and shit went bad.

Finally, Xanatos, in a desperate attempt to get Qui-Gon’s attention (for Revenge Purposes) finds Obi-Wan and takes him off planet. He puts a collar on him to keep him complacent, but he doesn’t count on Obi-Wan’s pure feral rage at this point, and since they’re the only ones on Xanatos’s ship, they crash… on Galidraan.

Jaster, who is alive in this AU cause I just want kiddos to have good dads and I will ignore anything to give Mandalorian’s a happy ending, is on patrol because they are in a vague sense, looking for Death Watch after hearing about them being in the area, comes into a clearing with Jango and a few others because a ship just crashed and they need to check it out, finds Xanatos with a small child on his back pulling his hair and trying to bite him, screaming ‘IF I BLOW UP IM TAKING YOUR BITCH ASS WITH ME’ and they just watch all 👁👄👁

So. That’s fun. They have a half starved feral child and an angry brat who apparently kidnapped them to get back at their… dad???? Okay. Wtf. Okay.

So. Xanatos is screaming back that if Obi-Wan had just told him Qui-Gon had abandoned him they could have ruined him like that instead but Obi-Wan’s lil teeth are clamped around his wrist now and Jaster is finally like ‘okay, let’s separate them, the joys of having a brother obviously never occurred to these two’ (‘idk Mand’alor, my brother and I act like that too.’ ‘I saw you kick your brother in the nads for calling you cute once. Most siblings play a LITTLE nicer???’ ‘Bruh? I chased my little brother with a knife one time??’ ‘Why is everyone so mean here wtf?’)

Anyways. They get them separated. But. The thing is. They realize fast that Xanatos is force sensitive and they manage to get a pair of cuffs on him… which is where things get interesting. Because as soon as Xanatos is cut off from the force, his anger stops being compounded into energy, and he just drops like a sack of rocks.

So. Now they have a crying young adult who’s sobbing that he’s so angry why is he crying he just wants to get back at his master for what he did to him (imagine him having at least as rough of a padawanship as Obi did) and Obi-Wan who’s also crying and got dragged onto a log so a metal worker could work on getting his collar off.

Jaster leaves Jango with Obi-Wan (who’s tiny and clingy and looks starved to death and this obviously isn’t the first bomb collar he’s had on his neck and he’s all shaky and Jango is giving him tiny snacks to try and keep him from panicking) and decides to deal with the big on himself.

Xanatos obviously isn’t doing good, but now that he’s cut off from the force, he can’t feel his range compounded back at him, amplifying it till he can’t do anything but use it for evil, he’s just crying and limp and Jaster has to coax him into sitting up and eating a ration bar and cautiously puts an arm around him for a hug. Xanatos just collapses into him and refuses to move.

Well. Jaster has a new son, he guesses????

He looks over to Jango, who is in a similar process of taming a feral child with little candy pieces and holding him halfway into his lap. Oh. He’s a grandpa now too.

Anyways. Dooku shows up (who both kids recognize and are able to stop any bad will before it starts as he is VERY worried over the boys and was able to get things calmed down) and Xanatos says he refuses to take the cuffs off because this is the first time he didn’t want to kill everyone in years and he’s scared and Jaster just keeps rubbing his back and saying he can keep them on while he’s going through therapy for all this ossik and Obi-Wan keeps clinging to Jango all quiet and sad and reluctantly tells Dooku about Qui-Gon kicking him out of the order and not coming back when Obi begged him to (Jango about to commit a murder fam) and Dooku horrifyingly tells them Qui-Gon claimed he left the order willingly for a girl he met and the war was never even mentioned or that children were fighting-

It’s bad. Real bad. Jaster is able to help the Jedi route out the Death Watch (and the corrupt governor) and Tor probably still gets away but they’re all (Dooku isn’t leaving his grandbabies alone okay) able to go back to Mandalore to figure out what happens next.

Obi-Wan and Xanatos eventually come to an understanding that they have been adopted into the royal family and they are sorta okay with each other (Obi-Wan’s bites are less feral now, more like love bites really, and Xanatos hasn’t tried to kill anyone in a while and claims he’s never taking off the cuffs again) and it’s kinda nice.

Anyways. Xanatos shuts down Offworld’s mining bullshit and straight up gives Telos IV to Jaster like ‘idk what to do with it, you fix it’ and Jaster takes that as a challenge and accepts. He really is a good ruler and will do anything he can to fix this new Telos.

Also after looking at the planets Bandomeer and Telos (obviously they would be close considering Bandomeer is close enough for Offworld to mine on) Telos IV isn’t actually too far from Mandalore. So, putting some verde in a city on the planet to help fix their government, wouldn’t be too much of a stretch there. They’re closer than Mandalore is to Coruscant so they could totally have a Little Keldabe there.

Anyways. That’s my idea. Jaster adopts Xanatos and gets him therapy, and Jango adopts Obi-Wan and feeds him snacks and gives him the love he’s never had. Dooku comes along for the funsies and Qui-Gon goes to Jedi Jail.

Jango: *standing with Obi-Wan sitting on one armored shoulder and bicep* This my baby, and ain’t NO ONE finna touch him.

Jaster: *gently petting Xanatos’s head* He’s so sweet and violent and I don’t even mind that he’s straight. The manda makes us all as we are meant to be, and mistakes happen. He’s a good violent boy.

Xanatos and Obi-Wan: …wtf…

Eventually they find Bruck back on Telos IV and Dooku adopts him so now they’re all getting therapy.

[dabiscrustyfeet]

How would the brothers(and the rest of the cast, if you want to) react to a Mc who goes invisible(using magic probably) when scared or embarrassed, like a fight or flight response.

Hope you have a nice day :)

Ooh invisible mc

Imma do the bros only first tho. Thank you for requesting dear and have a wonderful day. How the heck do you lot come up with interesting ideas

Mc that becomes invisible when they get scared or embarrassed ft. the sins

Lucifer

Lucifer needed to look for you, because it seems you have forgotten to give him a report you were supposed to give him in the last week

The report was necessary, so that he and diavolo could improve on the exchange program

So he was trying to look for you in the house of lamentation

So lucifer goes to your room, and there you are, vibing to whatever soundtrack you’ve got on

So he’s just standing there like 🧍‍♀️

And you still don’t realise the guy is staring at you

Lucifer decided to call your name

You didn’t hear him - levi lent you his headphones and those where noise cancelling

So he just s l i g h t l y taps you on your shoulder

Which scared the absolute shit out of you

And the fucker was smirking

You obviously were embarrassed

So you just 💨poof💨 out of existence

Obviously lucifer went from this 😏 to this 🤨 real quick

You were here a second ago where the hell are you

He hears something rush past him and this guy caught you. You were trying to leg it

He is confused but not surprised he thought he was catching thin air imagine how stupid he must’ve looked

So you ✨reveal✨ yourself and explain to him that you go invisible when you get embarrassed or scared

He honestly was just already rubbing his temples

he knew that a certain someone would try use this trick for a lot of pranks

But that dont mean he didn’t forget why he was here

Where is the report you were supposed to give mc 😀

Mammon

Mammon got scared shitless when he found out you could do this

So you were just chilling, ya know, doing your thing, and it seems you zoned out

You didn’t realise that mammon was behind you - i think you zoned out

So obviously mammon is like “ oi mc 😀”

Your soul ascended and your body has disappeared

And now mammon is bamboozled

Where the hell are you mc

Obviously mammon is standing in the middle of your room like 👁👄👁

And it’s becoming a little awkward

So show yourself and he just looks so baffled so you explain your ability

Bad idea

“Imagine all the people we can scam mc” like boi if you dont?🤨

Your gonna give me and the peacock a migraine

Leviathan

Now levi never meant to scare you, he just kinda uh- he had a little bit of a gamers rage

So hes raging over here, and he asks your opinion on that matter pretty loudly scaring the absolute shite out of you

Darling your not even here 😀

So now he’s like ‘aw they don’t even wanna listen to me rant 🥲’

Babes mc loves hearing you rant you just made them see lillith again

But then you appear after you come over your shock and he’s like “??!!”

So you explain and he’s got stars in his eyes

“That’s exactly like the main character in [insert long ass title that spoils the whole plot]

Satan

Satan wanted to read in the library as one does

So he’s in a corner with a bunch of books around him, and theres a tiny cat on his shoulder

All of a sudden he hears someone acting out a passage of idk - lion king or something

You’re out here saying “…and he’s absolutely right, only the bravest lions go there.”

This guy – he hears The Lion King, he comes running 🏃

And he sees you and he does a double take

So he just finishes the line off for you

“But I’m brave.”

And you just f a d e a w a y

Satan is just staring at the spot you were sitting in like 👁👄👁

How?

He’s questioning everything he knows

Like he can see maths equations around him

Please return back to normal

This guy is buffering, he still on the loading stage

So when you reappear, he’s asking you 100 questions per minute

Good luck he’s gonna follow you until you answer

Ngl he gets disappointed when you say that you become invisible when you get scared or embarrassed

You got him walking around the house like “🙂” ( not that he doesn’t already it’s just that you can tell it is even more forced-bros eye is twitching as well)

He’s fully disappointed. He went through ten stages of grief when you told him. Now he’s going to be like “my whole life I’ve been trying to master the art of invisibility, and now when I meet someone with this gift, they can only become non existent when scared or embarrassed. Do you know how sad, disappointed and disrespected I feel? 🥲”

Like bro calm urself it ain’t that deep ( don’t say that you’ll get yeeted to your house in the human world )

He will calm down after a bit, just try not to get scared or embarrassed around him he’ll start sulking again

Asmodeus

This hoe caught you in 4k

Asmo has some nice clothes aight

You’ll be damned if you don’t try some of them

Defo has a corset or something

So you are trying his clothes, feeling hot and sexy as you should 😌, and this twat

This twat just walks in like “Mc darlin you will never believe what I heard today”

Stops in his tracks

He literally had three reactions simultaneously

He like “👁👄👁” “ 🎱👄🎱” “ ✨👄✨”

“ oh my gosh honey you look hot as me lemme take some pictures”

Baby you aint even here, you disappeared

This guy aint stupid tho. He may be a hoe, but he a smart hoe

He had three conclusions

Either 1- you some how hid in his room in supersonic speed

2- you threw yourself out the window somehow ( this happened way too many times for some reason)

Or 3- you used magic to hide yourself

He’s honestly the only one who stopped and was like “hmmm now how does this happen”

All he says is “mc no need to be embarrassed love you looked just fine”

Absolute king imma tell ya

So you show yourself and he basically just is gushing over how good you look

Doesn’t even need an explanation, he figured it out already

Next time, he’ll dress you up mkay

Beelzebub

This sweetheart

He didn’t mean to scare you, honestly

T’was one midnight, and Lord Beel seemed to have an urgent need to eat

The lord doesn’t realise a fellow member of his chaotic ass house was in the sacred kitchen

His stomach does one hell of growl

He out hear sounding like Cerberus roaring

Hercules be having flashbacks

And our dear mc screeched

They never jumped so high in their life before

But alas, a human being cannot achieve to fly

They landed, crash landed on to the floor

Cue the groaning

The lord of the flies was busy devouring the food from the fridge, but have no fear, he cares for those he loves

He hears you, but he cant see you

Therefore he follows his nose

He can feel you, but you seem to have no physical appearance

You show yourself, and before a word falls from your mouth, he is asking you if you are okay, and if you would like to join him and have a feast with him

What a gentleman😌

How could one decline on a hellish feast, it is food after all

So anyway, apologies for the Shakespeare talk, he asks you while munching on some spaghetti

You ✨explain✨ and he’s just like “okay cool👌”

Yall end up speaking about random shit and having some great midnight feast

Belphegor

This little shit

This menace to society

All he ever does is eat and sleep

Yet he managed to scare you without even trying

Bro was not even awake, you woke him up

You were cleaning the attic at night mkay

So the candles are out and so is the moon

That is the only source of light you got

You be humming to Isabella’s lullaby

Meanwhile belphie

His on the floor outside the attic.

His body decides that the floor is uncomfortable lets move

So it moves (the body)

And now this idiot is sleepwalking

So I understand why you did what you did

He opens the door to le attic and just stands there for a minute

His brain is like “ayo we got some nice music going we gonna sleep like a baby today”

And you obviously turn to see a motherfucking demon standing in the middle of the room like 🧍‍♀️

The scream you gave out was demonic

Babes your being influenced by the bros i think you need a vacation.

He has now awoken and is like “ what what’s wrong what’s happening”

This man got drop kicked real quick

You unlocked a new move congrats

I guess this is revenge for the strangling

Then you realise ‘oh shit that was belphie’

So he’s on the bottom of the stairs shaking

Trembling like a leaf

This nincompoop made you think he was having a seizure

So you go dow the stairs very carefully- I mean, you don’t wanna get tricked again don’t ya 🤨

You poke him with the broom “ …uuh belphie” no response

You feel yourself becoming invisible again

You’re getting scared for real for real

“ belphegor?”

You are now this close 🤏 to screaming lucifers name

And this little fuck starts laughing

Not even that, he’s laughing, crying, rolling on the floor and now he laughing way too much he became silent and his tummy be hurting

When he calms down, he dont see you

He’s like “yo mc I didnt know you could kick that hard”

Doesnt even care you disappeared, he knows your there he can feel it

So you just appear again and your like 😐

“Yo what was funny? Bitch i thought you had seizure ”

Obviously he’s gotta apologise for giving you heart palpitations and when he does

“ you were invisible weren’t you? Can i interest yo in some ways to prank lucifer?🙂”

You just ignored him and went to sleep

You don’t get paid enough this shit, don’t you mc?

I hope this is okay love it’s my first time doing a request. Have a nice day sweetie muwah💋

[moonhoures]

how enhypen would react to their admirer giving them gifts

— heeseung

- would be so caught off guard

- you would go to hand him a ramen voucher you got from your favorite convenience store, and he would look at you like a confused deer in headlights. literally this: 👁👄👁

- “why are you giving this to me?”

- “well, i know you like ramen a lot, so i figured i would give it to you. you can buy two cups of ramen and get a third one free 🙂”

- would probably fall in love with you right then and there tbh

- but fr though he would smile sweetly and thank you for the voucher. he would tell you to have a good day, and your heart would falter, thinking that was it?

- but fear not! ☝🏻 because a light bulb would go off in heeseung’s brain and he would turn back to you

- “would you like to get some ramen later then? with me? we can share the voucher.”

- you on the inside: 🗣💘✨

- you on the outside: “sure!” 🙂👍🏻

— other members under the cut!

— jay

- would look at you like: 😐

- not because he’s ungrateful or anything but because he genuinely doesn’t understand why you’re giving him something. like what did he do to deserve it? it’s not even his birthday? 🤔

- you held out the small box and told him to open it, patiently waiting while so many thoughts ran through his head

- he would open the box to reveal a sleek black bracelet with a charm on it of a blue jay

- his eyebrows would pull together making him kind of look like this: 🥺

- “i saw the blue jay charm and thought about you, so i figured i would gift it to you.”

- he would have to look away to hide the tears brimming in his eyes because he can’t have people seeing him about to cry over a gift 🙄

- “thanks, _______. really, this is a nice gift. i’ll have to go get something for you in return.”

- “you don’t have t-“

- “nope. i’ve already got an idea of what i’m getting. i’ll bring it tomorrow 😊”

— jake

- he would be so happy to see you, but his head would tilt with curiosity when you had your hands behind your back

- “hey, jake, what did you say your favorite drink was?”

- would look at you like this emoji: 🤨

- “uh, grape soda . . . why?”

- “well, you’re in luck! because i was getting a drink from the machine and it jammed. this came out with my drink. so i figured i would give it to you. 😁”

- you hold out the can of grape soda to him, making his face light up

- “thanks, ______! you’re the best!”

- your heart would flutter at his words, and you would watch him crack open the can happily

- “well, i don’t want to bother you. so i’ll see you later.”

- “you’re not bothering me,” he would pout, “here, come sit with me.”

- your heart as you sat down beside him: ❤️💥✨❤️💥✨❤️💥✨❤️💥✨

— sunghoon

- he would be chilling by himself, listening to music in his earphones when you tapped him on the shoulder

- he would look up at you with wide eyes, slowly removing his earphones

- “oh, hey _______. what’s up?”

- “not much. i just, uh- i was out shopping the other day and saw something that reminded me of you, so i wanted to give it to you . . . here you go.”

- you held out the small toy keychain of a penguin holding a heart between its flippers

- his eyes would twinkle as he carefully took the cute accessory from your hands

- “awh, it’s cute. thanks.”

- you told him you were welcome and watched with a racing heart as he wordlessly reached into his pocket

- his keys jingled in his hand as he pulled them out and looked for a good spot for the new addition

- his nimble fingers attached the penguin to his keyring, and he smiled that dimpled grin you fell for in the first place

— sunoo

- his eye smile would make you want to melt faster than the ice cream cones in your hands

- “_______! i feel like i haven’t seen you in forever ☹️”

- “sunoo, i saw you this morning 🧍🏻‍♀️”

- he would simply pout at you and roll his eyes, letting you sit across from him at the table he was seated at

- “i know you like ice cream, but two cones? really?”

- you would narrow your eyes at him, trying to hide the nervousness you were experiencing, “i actually got this one for you.”

- you hold out the cone with two scoops of mint chocolate chip ice cream in it, making his judgmental gaze turn into a soft one

- “really?”

- “yes, now take it before it melts on my hand,” you chuckle

- your chest would erupt with butterflies when his fingertips graze your hand and he eye smiled at you again

- “you’re always so sweet to me, _______!”

— jungwon

- he would be so . . . awkward 🥺

- you didn’t mean to startle him, but you approached him from behind quietly, making him jump and gasp softly when you spoke his name suddenly

- “i’m sorry, jungwon! i didn’t mean to scare you!”

- “no, it-it’s fine,” he would laugh nervously, hand clutching his chest as he turned to you, “uh, did you need something, ________?”

- “yes, i- well, no, but i had something to give to you.”

- “give? to me?”

- you nod hopefully, making his eyes avoid your gaze, “um, okay.”

- he held out his hand awkwardly, eyes widening when you placed a small, potted succulent in the palm of his hand. he looked up at you with confusion.

- “i remembered you saying that your cactus passed away a while back and your other one was lonely, so i got him a friend. you can name them if you’d like.”

- he literally wouldn’t know what to do or say. he’s so touched, but he’s never been abruptly gifted anything like this before.

- “________,” he blurted out.

- “y-yes?”

- “no, that’s- that’s what i’m naming it. after the friend who gave it to me.”

- cue you screaming and squealing on the inside 💔

— niki

- “whatcha doin’?”

- you whipped around, hurriedly covering the gift you had for him in your bag, “you scared me!”

- “sorry,” niki laughed, still trying to peek into your bag, “what are you hiding? is it for me?”

- “yes, but- oh, whatever. you ruined the surprise anyways,” you sighed, making him frown mockingly at you.

- “it’s not my fault you were looking at the secret gift out in the open. here, i’ll close my eyes.”

- he closed his eyes and held out his hand, a dumb grin on his lips as he waited for you to place the gift in his palm

- you rolled your eyes and chuckled, taking the gift and putting it in his hand

- he opened one eye, then the other. his jaw dropped, “_______-“

- “i hope that’s the right one. i know you had mentioned you needed one more CD to complete your Michael Jackson collection, and- oof!”

- you weren’t sure if you were more shocked by niki interrupting you or the fact that he did it by hugging you. he never hugged you.

- “uh, you’re welcome,” you laughed nervously, patting his back before he pulled away to stare at the CD again

- “thank you! this is the last one i needed. where did you find it?”

- “eBay?”

- “ugh, why didn’t i think to check there. thanks again, _______! this is better than all my birthday gifts this year!”

- you swelled with pride watching his star-filled eyes looking at the gift in his hands

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[lazydanni]

HCs of The side characters with a quiet-chaotic MC!

> The brothers

Side characters' reactions with a quiet/calm but chaotic GN!Mc

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Diavolo

Kinda worries that you aren't comfortable down here at first

Keep asking Barbaros if he had any idea to cheer you up

Huh? So they just built like that? That means they weren't uncomfortable at all right? pheew

Tries his best to get along with you, and turned out you're very fun to hang out with

Would hold your hand and skipping around the Devildom with you, causing troubles of course

Partners in crime, The most powerful couple, you name it 😎

Both of you are made for each other, really

Poor Lucifer, he have to handle these troublesomes

Often invite you for tea party, when I say often, which means nearly everday 👁👄👁

Totally not a simp for you

We all know he lied about it

He's so bright whenever he's with you, please hug him, give him head pat, He loves those 😔❤

Barbatos

He's aware of your personality

Honestly he doesn't mind having another trouble human since he's already got used to it

Still make sure you won't cause any troubles, especially when you're with Lord Diavolo

#CalmDad

Since he's very calm, you always try to tease him alot since pranking him is obviously a terrible idea

One day, you decided to lead a rat into the kitchen where Barb is

On the outside he seems he's doesn't bother at all, but on the inside he's literally screaming for his dear life

"Please MC, don't encourage Beelzebub to eat another castle pillar"

Would treat you sweets or a small tea party after give you a long ass lecture <3

Simeon

#CalmDadnumber2

Really enjoys hanging around with you

He doesn't even plan to stop you from causing troubles, as long as you didn't go over board

In fact, whenever you're pranking someone, he's always there, watching the chaos while enjoying his afternoon tea

"Oh my, MC is messing with Lucifer again hehe"

"Should I stop them? Maybe I'll see how this go"

*SIPPPPPPPPS*

ChaosEnjoyer 🧍‍♀️

Sometimes covers you from the troubles you made too, but will lecture you after that

A very gentleman whenever you guys meet (he's so perfect wtf)

But sometimes tease you back by pinching your cheeks and tells you how fucking adorable you are

SIMEON PLEASE MARRY ME ILY *SOBS*

Solomon

Finds your personality very interesting too (Like Satan)

And yes, you guys are staring at each other awkwardly

Likes to edging, teasing you to see how much does it take to piss you off

Apparently those stuffs don't effect you 😐

100% The first one would encourage you to do more pranks on Lucifer and the others

Your "Run Away" Partner

S.I.M.P but doesn't admit it

Definitely would teach you new spells and ask you to try them on the brothers (He knows it's gonna turn out bad since MC is suck at magic 👁👄👁)

His heart goes doki doki whenever you ask him to cook something

And now both of you are the reason why the kitchen is on fire

This is why everyone in the HoL is trying to not let you two meet so often

And they failed doing that :)

Neither will just watch the chaos happen or join with you to make it worse

Did I mention he's a simp for you?

Luke

Barks at everyone including you whenever you caused troubles

BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRRR

HE BITES

*Angry chihuahua noises*

Really wants to ask you to help him baking but to scared to do it

Probably because you often cause the kitchen on fire

Or maybe because you keep having that 😐 face while staring at him

Or maybe both-

"MC! STOP ENCOURAGING SOLOMON TO COOK! BOTH OF YOU STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN!"

"SIMEON! DON'T JUST SIT THERE, DO SOMETHING!"

Probably thinks you behave like this because of the brothers

I wIlL rEpOrT tHiS sTrAiGhT tO MiChAeL

Always keep his eyes on you, to make sure you don't cause more troubles

Definitely gonna give you a whole lecture that even longer than Lucifer's and Barbaros's

Unless you give him Barb's cake before he gets to do anything 😎👌

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Hope you enjoyed this lol

Thanks for reading it, Really, I very appreciate it <3

-Anna

[evilspiritsgoneloose]

HIII OMG I HONESTLY DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO ANSWER MY REQUEST ILY <3 (Im posting from my alt acc because I foror my password from my other one 💀) ANYWAYS

i Have another request >:)

how about the syndicate (gn!reader is a part of them) reacting to the reader telling them that they are the child of Badboyhalo and was once a badlander (Reader is usally really quie)

i could imagine them being like 👁👄👁 (maybe techno gets suspicious or smth) but you hate the egg for what its done to you and youre friends/family.

[I ASPIRE to be ur fav requester, luv u]

OMG never thought you would be back :D Thank you for your request. It was challenging to write it, but I like Challenges. I hope you like what I've written <3 Sorry that It took so long. The beginning is a bit lame but it gets better :D Stay Hydrated ^^

I'm so Sorry

(Syndicate x Badlands!Reader)

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!Warning! Sadness, Family Chaos, Grammatical Errors (please just oversee them, if there are there)

Character Mentioned Philza, Technoblade, Niki, Ranboo, Sapnap, BadBoyHalo

Summary The Syndicate has to do something against the egg, but family makes things hard for you.

Word Count 1438

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Legs over the side. Head leaning on the back. Listening to Niki. You both sat in the syndicate room and held a nice conversation about whatever comes to your mind. Techno called in a meeting, but it starts in a few hours. Niki and you were best friends, but time was rare since she lived in the SMP and you had your house near Techno, Phil, and Ranboo.

You once lived in the SMP and also New L'manberg. As your home got blown up, Philza felt pity and kind of adopted you with the Enderboy.

Now you have a lovely house inside the little hill above Ranboo.

Because of all the talking, both of you lost track of time. The hidden door opened and Techno and Phil entered the room. Apollo rushed over to you and Niki to get some attention.

You smiled at the white dog and gave him your full attention until Philza chimed in, "we're starting the meeting. Come on and sit straight Y/n"

You did as he told you, as well as Niki. Techno closed the stasis chamber of Ranboo. Within a second he teleported to the Syndicate room, "Thanks man" He said before sitting down.

As all the members sat down, Techno opened the meeting. "Thank you all for coming and so on. The reason why we are all here now is because of the Eggpire" He sighed "Puffy and I thought we could handle it... well, things got out of control"

The pig looked over at you, "Y/n, any ideas? You usually have great ones"

You did a little brainstorming for like a minute and then came up with an idea. "Well, maybe we could check up there ourselves first and talk with them. Maybe there are willing to cooperate and negotiate"

Techno kept looking at you with squinted eyes, "Uhh… Talking to people" He sighed, "Y/n you can do the talking. You're the best in it. Meetings over. Let's head to the Eggpire"

You five stood up simultaneously and headed back to the surface.

After arriving at the SMP, immediately you get greeted by Sapnap. He was just taking a stroll around the lands but got stuck at the portal due to some fishy propaganda.

"Oh hey Guys" He says casually. He then noticed you in the crowd, and suspicion rose inside him. He knew you live with them now, but he never saw you with them nor being in their group.

You pushed yourself to the frontline and then walked over to the fiery boy. "Hey Sapnap, How's going? Hope you're doing well. Just out of curiosity... What do you think about the egg?" You spoke real fast, almost unable for Sapnap to understand. Almost.

"Uh... The Egg? I hate it. Ever since it's been there, my dad hasn't been the same"

"Nice. Very nice" you stopped for a second and thought about what you said, "I mean it's not nice ou... YOUR dad is different. It's nice that you think this way" Again you let it sound bad "Not that you would like your dad to be different. I mean... I should really stop talking"

Sapnap nods, "But I get what you are trying to say" You look behind you for a brief second. Techno looked at you with a questioned look on his face. You felt a shiver run down your spine. Why are you so nervous?

You quickly linked your arm onto Sapnap and dragged him over to the community house, "Come on friends, let's head over to the Eggpire"

All the Syndicate now were wary of your discomfort. Technoblade first headed over to you and stopped you from walking. "Are you sure you want to go?" he sounded worried.

You just laughed it off. It was clearly a nervous laugh. "Yeah, everything's fine. It's our mission, remember" You smiled, "Nothing to worry about" The last sentence sounded like you were saying it to yourself.

Techno couldn't stop you, and the other didn't know what to do either. You were always cheerful and happy around them. Seeing you with discomfort and a slight hint of fear made them somewhat sad. Especially Niki and Phil.

All the way, you clung onto Sapnap. No one knew why, but he seemed to be a calming person in your life. At least someone can calm you a little now. Sapnap also looked like he was used to it.

The 6 of you arrived at the crimson red room where the egg was located. You hoped for BadBoyHalo to not be there, but also to be there. The Egg definitely made your life worse.

You let go of Sapnap and walked over to the Egg. Techno and Phil followed you close behind. As you just stood a few meters away from the Egg, you could hear it screaming at you. Trying to lure you in by granting you what you truly wish for. But you know for 100% it can't give you this wish.

Just then, a black-white demon appears. "Y/n?! Oh my... Good to see you again, dear" He wanted to give you a hug, but stops at the sight of Technoblade "Why is HE here?"

"Bad" You called him "We have to talk" "o-oh. Never a good way to start a conversation, Also when did you stop calling me dad"

You signed and closed your eyes. The feeling of many eyes staring stabbed your back. All of them are shocked to the core. You tried to ignore it.

You looked back into the white eyes of Bad "I stopped ever since this thing possessed you"

"Y/n, Dear, You know I'm still your father right" Bad smiled at you "You're not my father anymore. You may talk like him, you may look like him, and you may have the same voice, But my father would do everything for his family and not neglect it"

You could feel tears building up. Bad felt your heartbreak and also felt sadness. But he couldn't understand why you don't see the good side of the egg "I am me, come back to me" he mentioned with a happy voice.

You tried to talk to him many times before and it never worked out. Somehow you still had hoped he could be his old self again.

A tear slid down your cheek. Your Brother, Sapnap, walked over and pulled you away from the scene. He looked back to Bad and said "She's right. You're not our father anymore" And so the both of you left. You could still hear Phil arguing with Bad before getting back to the surface.

Just seconds after, Niki and Ranboo followed.

Niki opened her arms for you, "Come here, let's cuddle" You gladly accepted her cuddle invitation. Ranboo also chimed in with his long arms. Nearly picking up Niki and you.

Sapnap just watched the cuddling in front of him. You held your hand over to him asking if he wants to join. He declined with a head shake, but no was not an option. You grabbed him by his shirt and dragged him over. First, he attempted to free himself but gave up as Niki and you hold onto him tightly.

You all stood there for a good 5 minutes. You stopped because Technoblade and a stomping Phil came back.

Technoblade looked neutral as ever, but Phil clearly was a bit sour. He looked at you "Feel free to call me Dadza as much as you want. That's it... I'm adopting again"

A light smile and laugh escaped from you. You may not have your original family besides Sapnap, but you had a second family, and you were very glad to have them.

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Years have passed. The actions of the Egg have died down because of Sam and you still lived with the majority of the syndicate.

Today you were just playing in the snow with Technos polar bears and dogs.

"Y/n. Do you mind coming over for a second" Phil called you over with a little package in his hands.

You hushed over to him. "What's the matter?" He said nothing and handed you over the package.

On the cardboard stood that it was from the badlands. You were suspicious but opened it anyway.

In it was a black banner with a red heart on it. A smile crept onto your lips. Then you spotted a letter underneath the fabric.

It had your name written on it and due to the handwriting, you knew it was from Bad.

As you opened the letter, three words were seen immediately.

"I'm so sorry"

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[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

YN Smith: Being Levi Ackerman's Partner

and Eren Yeager's Love Interest

Levi Ackerman x YN Smith; Eren Yeager x YN Smith

Warnings: none

AN: This is an Anon request!

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Ok ✋🏻 why you gotta be like this YN?

So attractive that you not only have Levi as a partner but Eren literally pining for you??

Not that you don't deserve it, because you do

I mean you are the Commanders little sibling

That's alot of responsibility YN

Like sure you aren't the leader but you are held up to the standards of your older brother

Thankfully you are more than suited for the task 🥰

You are excellent at everything from slaying titans to finishing reports

You are great with the new recruits and help out wherever you can

And most importantly, you aren't annoying 🙌🏻

That's probably why Levi was attracted to you

You are quiet but sweet, hard working but not stuck up

Honestly our YN is so perfect 🥰

Levi doesn't initially know what to do about his crush on you

He tries ignoring it 👉🏻 that fails

Tries ignoring you 👉🏻 that fails even worse

Then finally, one day it all clicks for him

You are in the mess hall talking with Hange about all of their Titan research

Honestly it's alot Yn but you are a real one ✊🏻

It's at that moment, Hange says something that makes you laugh

Your laugh fills the entire hall and your smile just shines 😁

That. That right there is it 👏🏻

Levi isn't a simple man but he likes how wholesome and sweet you are

It's after that the man can no longer deny his feelings

When you are headed to your quarters for the night, Levi intercepts you and asks to talk

"Sure Captain what can I help you with?"- you, wondering what this is about

"YN I'm going to lay it out for you. I'd like to pursue a relationship with you"- Levi, drinking Tea, looking over papers and completely ignoring you 🙃

You 👉🏻👁👄👁 huh...

"YN we may have very limited time as scouts and I do not wish to waste my time. So I'd like to know if you'd be interested in pursuing a relationship with me?"- Levi, now sitting and staring at you

Way to put you on the spot 😃

"Umm- Well, this is a but unconventional"- you

"Yn we live in a world thats being over taken by Titans, nothing about any of this is conventional"- Levi

He's got a point YN 🤔

"Ok you're right! Sure I'd love to see where a relationship with you goes Levi"- you

Levi will smile slightly, nodd and then go back to his papers

That's it- that's all you get YN 🥲

"Ok then, I guess I'll see you tomorrow?"- you

"Tomorrow night, dinner with me"- Levi, straight to the point

Noted ✅️

Afterthat, there really isn't much to say 😅

Your relationship with Levi is pretty chill

Erwin was informed by Levi the next morning of your courtship and that was that

I really don't think Erwin would have time nor the energy to worry about you YN

Plus he doesn't have to 💅🏼

We are capable! We can handle this!

You spend your days and some nights with Levi

It's honestly pretty chill

He has your back and vice versa

Everything is peachy keen

Until 🙃

Enter our favorite Titan boy, Eren!

Seriously, everyone is obsessed with the man who can turn titan so fast its scary

That means you as well 😏

He's fascinating and very ambitious, he's dedicated but also extremely reckless

And he's seem to take a small liking to our own YN 😶

At first, it's the fact that he always seeks you put for help

Levi notices instantly but says nothing

He trusts you a d he knows you value your role in the Scouts

But soon it escalates

Eren is taking up all your extra time from training to eating and Levi is starting to get jealous 😬

And jealous Levi is so petty I can't even 🤣

He will purposely kiss you in front of Eren every chance he gets

He's not much into PDA, a quick peck here or there but this man will shove his tongue down your throat if it proves his point

Then he will smirk 😏 at Eren who just scowls in return 😠

However it really hits a boiling point when you are spending your night with Levi

You are getting ready for bed with Levi when someone knocks at the door

Levi answers it and Eren is there

"I need YN"- Eren, demanding

"YN is busy- what do you need?"- Levi, crossing his arms over his chest

Seriously it's like a match of who can look more intimidating

You come to the door to see what's up

"Eren is everything ok?"- you, worried

Levi is internally rolling his eyes 🙄

"I need your help with some training"- Eren

"Umm can it wait until morning?"- you

"Not really. I mean, Hange wants me to do as much training as I can and we leave in 5 days"- Eren, reaching for whatever

"Oh-ok I mean sure"- you

Levi is now glaring 😑

"YN it can wait until morning. You need your rest"- Levi

"I'm sure YN is capable of helping. It's not like I'm asking to fight me or something"- Eren, glaring back

"Ok what is up with you two?"- You, confused

"Tell Eren to stop making his move on what's mine"- Levi

Oop- first off, YN is their own person Levi so chill 🤚🏻

"Levi I'm not interested in Eren! I like you"- you

Please Eren deflates 😫

"Eren you are sweet and all but you are just too young for me"- you, being honest

It might hurt him but we need to be honest!

"I can still help you practice Eren but my hear belongs to Levi"- you

"I understand"- Eren being a tough boy

"Hey do you have room for another person?"- Levi

👁👄👁 whet-

"I'd like to help with training. I mean I might as well right?"- Levi, shrugging and grabbing his jacket

"Sure!"- you

Eren still isn't happy but he's also got alot to worry about

"Come on Titan boy"- Levi

"Don't call me that!"- Eren

"Ok Titan man then"- Levi

"Somehow that's worse"- Eren 😐

Oh Yn, what a life you lead 😍

[mulberrysilk]

BullyMakki walks in to your dorm one day because he forced you to give him a copy of the key, but he stops by the door because he heard moans coming from the bed. He's a little bit angry, thinking of ways to punish you. but then he hears it, it's barely audible, makki can hear his name leaving your lips. You keep saying it over and over like its a prayer and there's desperation and frustrating behind it.

He makes presence known by walking out from behind the wall, "Awe can my little cumdump not cum work out me." And when you try to cover yourself he forces you to lay spread by sitting between you legs. He forces you to edge yourself while he watches you from there. He loves the way you'll occasionally spreads your lips and try to grind on his jean covered crotch. Loves how desperate you are for him to touch you. But he needs to punish a bit longer before giving you what you want. Before getting what he wants.

Omg ANON AFGSJS IM SCREAMING I — OMG AFSGAHJSJSD I just 👁👄👁 YES AFSGSH this is so sexy omg

Bully!Makki x f!reader

cw: fingering, solo masturbation, dubcon, dry humping, edging,

more bully!Makki here

It wasn’t enough. After him, it could never be enough and you hate that fact. No matter what you did, your fingers didn’t feel as good as his, didn’t fill you up the way his does and couldn’t even make you tip off the edge as easily as he does.

Why? You repeated over and over your head.

One hand cupped your breast, squeezing it the way he does, rolling your stiff nipple between your nipples as your fingers rubbed your clit, your folds drenched with your slick so close to the edge, so, so close.

Guiltily with so much need you uttered his name. Not once but soon over and over as you tried to work yourself the way he did whilst you chanted his name over and over softly, as if his name was both a cursed one and one that if you chanted over like prayer would finally give you what you needed.

“Hiro…” you whined desperately, your brows knitted in frustration as you slipped your fingers deeper inside you. But it didn’t reach as deep as his does.

Makki palmed his jeans pockets for the key, the stress of his lectures making him huff in frustration as he dug it out his pocket. Today just wasn’t his day, and he wanted nothing more than to bury his face into your tits and just lay there. Yeah, that’s exactly what he needed.

He quietly makes quick work of the door, opening and closing it, kind enough to not disturb you should you be sleeping. He was also nice enough to pass by the bakery and get some strawberry cake slices for you and him to share. After all, you had been so obedient. His good girl.

Just as he expected the small living area was empty, the lights out and your laptop closed on the coffee table. Did you have a bad day too? Did he care enough to make you feel better? Little did you know, he actually enjoyed coming back to your place like this, you fast asleep so peacefully on the bed as if you had gotten tired trying to stay up for your husband to come home. You’re so good for him, he chuckled to himself making his way to your room after placing the cakes in the fridge , the door slightly ajar.

“Ah…”

He stopped in his tracks. Makki knew that tone all too well and his mood shifted immediately. Were you fucking touching yourself, when he told you not to? What the fuck were you trying to pull? He was going to bend you over his knee and teach you a lesson. You should know better than to break his rules—

“Hiro…” you moaned.

And Hanamaki froze once again. Did you just— you did, he was sure you did. His fingers paused from touching the door knob, blinking away his pleasant shock. But then he heard it again, and then again. Over and over.

He finally took a peek inside the room, the lights off but the light leaking from the hallway shone onto the side of the bed, illuminating your frame and he felt heat build up down south at the delectable sight before him. Back propped up against a pillow and legs spread, your fingers played with your pussy, glistening and practically dripping with arousal.

“Hiro,” you huffed out, wincing as your fingers weren’t enough. You hated that. You wanted to cum so badly, you needed to. “S’not enough,” you sniffled in defeat.

“Awe, can my cute little cumdump not cum without me?” His voice breaks the silence that was filled with nothing but your soft moans and needy chants of his name.

“Makki!” You squeaked, pulling the blanket over your naked lower body, cheeks growing hot at being caught. This was bad. “I’m so—

“Don’t stop on my account. What? You can’t make yourself cum? Does my slutty princess want me to make her cum?” He pouted mockingly, striding towards the bed all smug, kneeling on the mattress, ripping of the blanket before wrapping his hand around your ankles, pulling you till your bottom rested on his lap, legs on either side of him. Like this, he had a cute close up on your clenching hole, all wet and needy for him. Just the mere sight of your dripping cunt had his cock hard.

You bit your lip, resisting the urge to beg him to touch you but your resolve was non-existent and you needed to cum. You couldn’t take it anymore, you had been on the edge for more than an hour.

“Please touch me,” you muttered, forgetting about shame, forgetting about guilt. You take his hand and place it over your pussy, Makki groaning when his fingers brushed against your folds, the wetness driving him insane. It was because of him you’re this hot and bothered. And the fact you couldn’t cum without him, the fed his ego. “I wanna cum please.”

He wanted to oblige. He really did. But fuck, he loved seeing you like this.

“Fine…I’ll guide you through it.”

“N-no, Hiro. I need you to touch me,” you whined, earning yourself a swift, harsh, slap on your cunt, the sensation making your thighs shake in a mixture of both pleasure and pain.

“You broke my rule about touching yourself when I’m not around,”

“B-but—,”

“No buts. Now touch yourself for me, use those cute little fingers to massage your pretty clit hm? Nice and slow.” He ordered you, and desperate for your release, you obeyed, moving your hand to your cunt and biting your lip as you began to rub slow circles on your sensitive nub.

Makki sucked in a breath, seeing you touch yourself like this turning him on more than he thought, the fact you were desperately moaning his name earlier added to that. But he could tell by the look on your face that you were utterly frustrated that you couldn’t cum.

He’d love to help you out, he really would but he couldn’t let you off without some punishment. He guided you all the way, telling you how to touch yourself and how fast or slow you should pump your fingers, that clearly wasn’t enough for you.

On your end, having Makki there, being close to him was helping your case. Something about him enjoying what he was watching, giving you a rush that had you aching.

“I was close…” You whimpered for nth time, another orgasm denied. “Hiro, please, need you. Need to cum.” You pouted, close to crying.

“Awe, you didn’t think I’d let you off that easily right? After all, you did break my rule.” He teased, caressing your thighs purposely avoiding trailing higher to where you ached the most. “Do you really want me that badly?”

Your body wanted him yes. But your heart wasn’t so sure and yet, your hand grabbed his wrist and placed it on your breast, the mere touch of his palm against your pebbled nipple making you softly moan. “P-please, Hiro. I-I promise to be good. I’ll be good for you. Just please, touch me.”

“Yeah,” he grinned, thumb brushing against you clit, a soft muffled moan leaving you. “I love it when you call my name like that. So needy for me.” You hips ground against his hand, craving for more friction.

“Awe, bunny, you’re dripping.” He slid a finger between your folds, moving it from your pulsating hole to your clit. “You’re making such a big mess. Go on, then,” he said, pushing down his jeans and gripping your hips with both hands and placing your core on his erection, his length hard against his briefs. “Make yourself cum.”

As if you were drunk, your hips began to move, humping your core against his hard on, wetting his cock through his cotton briefs, a dark wet growing stain on the fabric.

“Such a cute slut,” he moaned before pushing your shirt up and taking one of your nipples into his mouth, flicking and sucking at them.

“C-Cumming! Gonna cum!” You cried out, your grinds getting faster, your clit buzzing with pleasure, the tightly wound coil in your tummy finally snapping. “Ah!” You threw your head back, legs thrashing at the rush of pleasure that you had been begging for. You leaned forward, resting your chin on Makki’s head, his strawberry blond hair tickling your skin as he continued to suck on your tits, thrusting his crotch against your sensitive core. He released his lips form your tits with a pop, glancing down at your naked cunt, his briefs wet with you release.

“Good girl. Came so prettily for me didn’t you?” He collected your slick with his fingers before licking them. “Taste so sweet, bunny.”

You panted, still in the bliss of your orgasm but why weren’t you satiated? Your hands greedily released his cock from his briefs, quick to wrap around his length and pump him.

“Fuck,” he hissed, cock twitching in your silky palm. “What are you—,” he stopped when he met your eyes. Pleading, needy and glossy.

You adjusted yourself on his lap, positioning his cock at your entrance, sighing when you sunk down on his tip.

“N-need more.”

[lilyharvord]

If you had the chance to change something or add an scene or character to the RQ saga (the 5 books) would you do it?

👁👄👁💧 what if... what if I told you that I have outlined my plan to completely rewrite the ending of War Storm and replace broken throne with a whole ass other book? What if I told you that? Would you believe me? ANYWAY LOOK UNDER THE CUT CAUSE I'M TIRED OF SITTING ON IT AND I WANNA SHARE.

Alright So here we go, I'm saying the end of War Storm is Mare and Cal getting in the truck after they get Maven, and the start of Book 5 is this:

they have maven, they return to harbor bay, Farley, Mare and Dane have the weird lil meeting where they talk about what they're gonna do while Mare's in the bath? (also like, wtf, why was that a thing? I completely forgot about it until I reread it. So I'm moving it to a table or something while Mare sits in a window and looks out at the destroyed harbor)

they go to Maven's sentencing, and everything pretty much plays out the same way except at the very end. Cal is facing Mare who has her back to the massive windows behind her that face the bay. And his eyes widen and he straight up grabs her and wraps himself around her as the window shatters around them and they are blasted across the throne room. Mare leaves Cal's arms and ends up sliding across the floor and stops. Her ears are ringing, but she can hear people shouting. There's smoke everything, and she can hear the distant sound of more canons/guns firing. And she opens her eyes to see Volo grabbing Evangeline and Ptolemus and making a break for it on the other side of the room. Dane has Farley under his shield, and Julian is trying to get Anabel back to her feet.

Cal is literally just laying there though, not moving, and Mare scrambles to him, and tries to flip him over, only for her hands to get covered in blood. And he's pretty much got this massive shard of glass from the windows through his abdomen. mare goes into panic mode, and then Dane is sliding across the floor on his knees to be next to her, and she's in shock trying to put pressure on the wound saying, "it's okay, you're okay, help him, help him." and Cal's choking on blood and trying to grab her hand.

Anyway, a teleport shows up, and Dane tries to grab Mare and pull her away from Cal who Anabel is now screaming over. And Mare rips away from him to grab onto Cal again, saying, "i'm not leaving without him. I won't leave without him!"

So they take all of them and end up on a hill outside of Harbor Bay, and Mare is trying desperately to stop the blood that is just everywhere and now she's crying because she almost lost him a few days ago, she can't lose him like this now. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE FUCKING HESITATED IN THE THRONE ROOM AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABOUT TO CHANGE HIS MIND (sadly he wasn't, the bomb just came at a very opportune time).

But a healer is on their way to them, and Cal is trying to hold Mare's hand, trying to tell her something, and she is sobbing and saying, "IF YOU DIE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU." And he sort of just gives her this really weak smile, and then he's gone. And the healer is pulling their hands away, saying quietly that he's gone, there's nothing they can do. And Mare literally screams, puts her hands on his chest and screams at him, "NO! DON'T YOU DARE. HE'S NOT GONE. HE'S NOT." And Julian tries to pull her back softly, telling her it's okay, but she straight up puts her hands back on his chest and puts a bolt of electricity through him and then he's choking and gasping for air, and she's sobbing in relief and grabbing his face, begging him to not die while the healer leaps back to work and tries to save him. The chapter cuts with the healers taking him away, leaving Mare on her knees in the feild while rain starts to fall. And she looks up to see Rafe and Ella holding Maven between them, and Maven is looking at her with this wicked smirk and says, "I told him, I told him it wouldn't be for long."

ANYWAY, next chapter is from Cal's POV. And they're in Montfort cause duh that's their stronghold, and Julian is pacing, telling him that the Lakelands had been waiting with an armada outside of the bay, just outside of their radar scanners, waiting for them to let their guard down after they took Maven (cause of course Iris and Her mother were doing that. Why would they wait so long?)

And he's just sitting there, his hand on his stomach where that shard of glass was, thinking about how much it hurt to see Mare begging him to stay alive, so stay with her, that she would never forgive him if he died etc. Cause the only thing he thinks about more in War Storm than the crown was Mare.

Insert semi-boring political exposition here about how Montfort won't go to war with the Lakelands for Norta because well, they dont want to put a king on the throne. Which leaves Cal questioning whether he is making the right choice in going with what he believes to be his duty about his love for his country and the people in it.

Insert Farley POV chapter where she is with her Father and the other Scarlet Guard generals trying to figure out a plan, and him begging her to step down off the front, to not make the mistakes he made and endanger Clara or risk isolating herself from her daughter. To which Farley sneers at him, turns on her heel and saying over her shoulder, "Unlike you, I'm strong enough for my daughter and my cause." cause you know, she deserves to say it.

Mare POV chapter where she's sitting and overlooking the gardens and Tyton finds her, sits down and says, "Ella and Rafe told me what happened." She grunts and says it was an act in the moment, she didn't even know it would work, etc. And he interrupts her to say, "He was dead. The healer declared him dead. But you did something, something akin to brain lightning and brought him back." she pretty much resuscitated him by restarting his heart people, but they dont have a name for a machine that does that, so it's new to them. Mare is shocked obviously and Tyton says, "We have to train that. It's too dangerous for you to be walking around with that part of your ability unchecked. You may have saved him, but the next time it happens, you may kill someone." So she agrees to train with him, to learn how to harness that.

More political stuff... mostly about trying to get them to go to war with the Lakelands and Peidmont.

Cal very seriously doubting his decision to try and become king. Insert "the other side" moment with him and Dane because that song screams them and that's all I have to say on that matter. And Cal going to find Mare because he's really on the fence, and the thing he is most afraid of is losing the last of his family (Anabel) who has been pushing so goddamn hard for him to stay the course. So he goes to Mare's rooms and pauses outside, about to knock, but can't bring himself to because he pretty much thinks he's lost all hope of being with her now. And then Kilorn is leaning against the wall across from him saying, "she's not there." And he turns around to see him, and Kilorn just shrugs and says, "She's in the garden." And Cal stands there shocked for a second that Kilorn would tell him this before saying quietly, "I dont even know what I would say to her." And Kilorn just raises a brow at him and says, "the truth would probably be a good idea."

Cal goes to seek her out in the garden, and finds her sitting in the moonlight (obviously this is his POV so we spend at least a paragraph just admiring her). Followed by him sitting down slowly next to her and then they have a lil convo about stuff and when she asks him why he doesn't just do this thing he's been alluding to the whole conversation (walking away from the crown) and he very quietly says, "because... I'm afraid. I'm afraid of ending up alone". Mare slowly turns to face him, and the climbs in his lap so she's straddling him and cups his face to make him look at her as she says softly, "You won't be, I'm here." (cause fuck yeah, I'll be damned if I dont make a call back to every Marecal scene in King's Cage.) And then she kisses him, cause she's not stupid, she knows what he's contemplating.

They definitely do it in the garden under the full moon and yes I will give you all a smut scene that is soft as fuck cause it's what those two idiots need in that moment.

Anyway the next day, Cal goes to Dane to tell him to draw up papers for his abdication. Mare goes with him. And then as they are walking somewhere together they run into Anabel who has heard the news and she pretty much throws a low key fit about it, and then as Cal walks by her, caught between Mare who has already walked down the hall, and Anabel at his back, he falters because his grandmother says, "if you do this, I will never forgive you." And he stuck, looking at Mare who's face softens. She takes a few steps toward him, holds out her hand for him to take, and he looks down at it, and then very slowly glances over his shoulder at his grandmother who is absolutely furious. And then he slowly takes Mare's hand, and says, "If I don't, I will never forgive myself." And then he lets Mare lead him away, even though his steps are heavy and a struggle at first. (dont worry loves Anabel will forgive him later, at like the very end)

ANYWAY, my girl EVANGELINE comes back. She shows up looking like a hot mess with her brother, Wren, and Elane in tow saying that the Lakelands overran the Rift, her father is dead and they barely escaped with their lives. Of course Carmadon offers then shelter (he ships every single couple in that group and captains the Marecal one too. In fact he has a lil talk with Cal too earlier on while Cal is still kind of healing and can't do much)

So they all decide they have to go back and battle the Lakeland's. They have to enlist Maven's help since he knows the Cygnets so well right now. So Mare and Cal who's relationship is still just kinda on the rocks and healing have to deal with his annoying ass making comments every two seconds. Maven is just sassy in this book okay? His main purpose in life at that point is to annoy the living hell out of Cal and push every single one of the Mare's buttons to see which one makes her go off like a firework and kill him. (obviously during this, it may slip out somewhere that he is not entirely gone, although Cal does come to terms with the fact that his brother is in fact, not really the brother he remembers, and that maybe there really is not enough to save him.)

Insert like a few battles to take back Norta. Mare fighting Iris cause that's the show down we NEVER GOT BUT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT DESERVED.

Maven sacrifices himself at the end for Mare, saving her from something, I haven't decided yet, and while he's dying he smirks up at her and pretending to be an ass still says, "You owe me." But his last words are still very sadly, "I tried Mare."

The end is them officially saying Norta is free and a democracy, the lakelands slink off with their tail between their legs, and Peidmont goes as well. And Mare and Cal talk quietly about Maven, and since she isn't the one who killed him we dont have that leaving him on the tarmac business. But they both look towards the horizon where the sun is rising, and Mare takes his hand and thinks to herself, "we have been broken, but we are not worse for it. We will have to rebuild, and maybe someday, we will look back and know that it had been worth it. Every part."

EPILOGUE (cause Im a sucker for them) is 10ish years down the line. Mare is sitting on the bank of a little lake watching two children, one is just older than a toddler, the other is much older and who we know is Clara (because I'm gonna describe her for y'all) playing by the water edge with Cal, laughing and having the best damn time of their lives. Farley is next to her, the two of them at peace. Mare reaches down and smooths the hairs of the baby sleeping on her chest and says, "would he recognize us?" And Farley just kind of shrugs and says, "Maybe. Maybe not." And then Mare frowns and says, "do you think about him often?" And Farley shrugs again before leaning forward and saying quietly, "not as often as I would like. But it's been a while now. The wound's healed for the most part. I dont hurt as much when I do think about him." And Mare nods before smiling when Clara and the other child come running up to them. Clara collapses next to her mother, Mare thinks about her and how much she looks like Shade, and how that is such a wonderful thing. And then her daughter is trying to climb in her lap, asking to see her brother and they're all happy as a family and its what they fucking deserve and while there is hints that the war not quite yet over, they get to have PEACE.

THE END