#skeppy ghost au

[brainman1987]

ALRIGHT. IM OUTING MYSELF

I used to be super into dsmp, WHICH IS IMPORTANT FOR CONTEXT

Anyways Dpxdc au and Danny is slimecicle, Jason Todd as Quackity, and everyone else being filled into the other roles. Idk just, Danny being Todd's ghost in the walls and them becoming weirdly codependent on each other to the point it's probably unhealthy and then whoever replace Purpled fucking kills Danny to try and take down the Red Hood empire and Todd going insane trying to bring him back y'know?

Anyways Inspired by the throwaway line in a dcxdp among us au "he's apparently more goop than boy"

(maybe TimKon Tim being ranboo and Kon being Tubbo so that we can have "totally humans" duo frfr, maybe Dick being Wilbur, Damian is Tommy, Jschlatt is... someone... Bruce being Technoblade (this one I'm set on) and maybe superman being Philza? Could be interesting. Ummm Sapnap, Karl and Quackity is Kor'i (?) Oli (??) And Jason yeah? Is that the ship? Uhhh whoever is your fav toxic ship should be Badboyhalo and Skeppy, idk who capt. Puffy should be neither rose or dream or anything but then again this was totally just a throw away joke)

[icyfox17]

New tag game bc I'm bored

List 5-10 of the most obscure crossovers you have floating around in your brain !!

1. Dumbass!crimeboys x halcyon!crimeboys

-> arguably the most obscure since it's a crossover between two aus that aren't even posted publicly, but i gen adore it sm<3 db!crimeboys is a hero au where tommy is just. Welp. A dumbass<3 he's my fav tommy ever guys 😭😭 he's my friend's au and I just SOBS most precious guy ever... And halcyon crimeboys is a detective au. Basically take the dumbest tommy and tired older brother Wilbur and make them meet the smartest crimeboys. It's very silly:))

2. Psych x Dsmp

-> okay hear me out. Hear me out. Shawn Spencer is literally Tommyinnit. They are the SAME. Now Phil as Chief Vic, Techno and Wilbur as twin detectives who both function as Jules and Lassiter (platonic ofc), and Tubbo as Gus. It fits way better than it should 😭😭

3. Critical Role (specifically Mighty Nein) x Dsmp

-> guys. Guys. I went on a rant on here like a year ago BUT CADUCEUS AND TECHNO'S CHARACTER DESIGNS ARE EERILY SIMILAR TO EACH OTHER. Tall pink dude w animal traits (cad is more cow, tech is more pig)? Cad is like c!Phil and c!Techno to me... (Is it bc of the tea obsession? Maybe...). I just also think that clingyduo would get along with Jester and Nott/Veth like a wildfire. OR OMG FOOLISH-- Does anyone remember Foolish building dick statues everywhere?? Yeah, he's definitely a follower of the Traveler.

4. 911xMCU

-> okay ngl guys this just came 2 me bc I realised that everyone calls Bobby Cap like how all the Avengers call Steve Cap and I was like lmfao imagine a scene where someone says Cap and they both respond to it.

5. Cw Flash x Pjo

-> okay this isn't my idea but it's one of my fav fics ever WHY DOES IT WORK SO WELL LMFAO

6. Spider-Man x Dick Grayson & Wally West

-> PETER IS LITERALLY DICK AND WALLY IN ONE PERSON 😭😭 SUPER SMART SCIENCE BRAIN + SILLY GOOFY + ACROBATS they're the same. I need them to meet so badly sobsosbsosbsosvsosbsosbsisbsjs Not sure which versions of which I just. Need it. Pls 😭😭😭

7. Justice League Unlimited x Young Justice (tv show)

-> This one has its own separate post here, but omg it makes me SO UPSET GUYS 😭😭😭

8. TMNT x Batfam

Okay not obscure bc they have had both a movie and a comic BUT HEAR ME OUT. SPECFICALLY THE 2007 MOVIE VERSION OF TMNT. This scene is literally Dick and Jason I can't do this guys WHY DO THEIR COLOURS EVEN MATCH

9. Dceu!Bruce & Barry x MCU!Irondad

-> okay my mental illness is full blast here but omfg they are the same duo THEY ARE THE SAME I need them to swap sons for a day plspslspslspspspdlfkfdishskdfjdksklaskd

10. Any vigilante au Tommy x Spider-Man

-> this is hidden in my notes app and is both like my own version of Tommy and Spidey but omfg I'm attached it's such a fun idea to play around with rahhhshshshss. I have a scene where Tommy and Spidey have a miscommunication over Blade lmfao and it lives rent free in my mind. Like Blade is a vampire but does NOT dress the same as Technoblade who might also secretly be a vampire in Tommy's universe lmfaooo

Okay and Bonus One that literally no one will understand except me

11. Magnum PI remake x Orphanduo (Techno and Skeppy)

-> Katsumoto is literally Technoblade guys. THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. And omfg Magnum and Higgens are so happy duo ngl 😭😭😭

OKAY THAT'S ALL FOR NOW YIPPEE

Tag time :D

@sammiekel @jiksvokrat @cristalmystery @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters @sleepdeprivedofmycorn @sunflowervc @angrilydancing and anyone else who wants to join in!!

[svtskneecaps]

qsmp ghost investigator au dump

here is everything i spitballed into my sibling's texts. apparently their discord was "thriving on it". i'll divide this into categories and attempt to format it as reader friendly as possible. god almighty i hope the keep reading below this paragraph works

CHARACTER HEADCANONS:

there's a main investigative squad formed by roier, cellbit, fic, pac, and tubbo

roier is in charge of their social media accounts

mike is their former college roommate who they constantly bring up and declare has died, except every time he comes up the way he died was different. he's actually a really successful movie producer (or something) so one time they do a live stream for a milestone celebration and in the last ten seconds mike comes flying out of the left side with ghost stage makeup and tackles pac off the side of the screen and they never address this publicly. any time someone asks what happened to pac they answer "who's pac" including pac

cellbit gets extremely disappointed when the perp isn't supernatural

roier is thrilled when the perp isn't supernatural because the peter parker in him loves taking the piss on a billionaire publicly

fit has photographic memory (à la canon screenshots)

pac is extremely good at breaking and entering

cellbit is an old fashioned polaroid kind of guy bc digital cameras don't capture ghost evidence as clearly

roier swears by digital photos bc he likes photoshop (he carries rolls of film with him in case cellbit runs out)

fit has an auto shop. tubbo and ramón work in this auto shop. this is a headache for everyone involved but at least the auto shop was already a thin disguise for experimenting with homemade pyrotechnics so things exploding isn't a big deal

whenever the team has to do a distraction, the only two options are 1) manipulation 2) explosion

when they get caught in a bad spot, pac plays on sympathy, roier plays dumb, tubbo plays along, cellbit pretends to belong, and fit uno reverses

they commissioned jaiden for their logo. she also beta reads the scripts

richarlyson works for mike. sometimes he joins the investigation crew as a cameraman on loan. fans have learned to recognize when richas is behind the camera because the camera doesn't shake when the monster of the week appears because homeboy does not fear death. cellbit knows mike will end his bloodline if anything happens to richas (and would probably end his OWN bloodline) so he tends to be double stressed when richas is behind the camera

the team has a house, courtesy of mike, because god knows a ghost hunter's salary probably can't pay for one

bagi belongs to a "rival" investigation group. she and cellbit talk MAD shit every time they're in the same room. they are also both incredibly fucking smart and often end up working together to crack the tough cases while continuing to smack talk each other

bad is also in the rival investigative group. he is very clearly a demon. this is never commented on.

skeppy is a ghost except bad is the only one who can see him. anyone who calls skeppy imaginary is shouted down by bagi. bagi also believes skeppy is imaginary

tina is the safety net / brawn for bagi's team. she trains in hand to ghost hand combat with etoiles because she is Not Human and can punch ghosts. bagi does not know this and she just thinks tina's super cool and super talented and super badass. tina definitely thinks bagi has realized she is Not Human but they haven't like had a conversation about it but bagi's super smart sooooo

dapper is the "guy in the chair" for the rival investigation team. bad tends to ask a question into a radio (or seemingly to thin air) and immediately get the answer via text. sometimes cellbit will wonder something aloud about various ghost types or signs ("they heard scratching in the attic, so that could be caused by--") and almost immediately get cut off by bad's text tone as bad reads aloud dapper listing off three paranormal options as well as potential structural problems and rodents having an extremely fun night, at which point bad cuts himself off with "LANGUAGE" or "OUT OF POCKET"

the main team thinks dapper is just short until they realize that no, dapper is actually like 14. bad's like WHY DO YOU THINK THEY STAY IN THE VAN???

baghera makes and posts music and consults for bagi's team. cellbit is scared of her and also desperately wishes he could poach her for his own team but she only answers jaiden's calls

pomme has a ghost gun. it was a gift from etoiles. she accidentally took foolish's head off with it one time. his head grew back and that was how they learned he was Not Made of Meat. this was not particularly surprising, because bad is still her part time dad. it still scared the crap out of pomme the first time it happened because the ghost gun SHOULD only work on ghosts but foolish is in a weird enough state of undead that he qualified.

foolish was thrilled to have a spare head, hence "the first time"

vegetta is a famous architect. he calls foolish to ask which paranormal team he should consult on whether a property is haunted, because vegetta trusts his partner of unspecific relationship's judgement, considering foolish is Not Human. foolish's answer usually depends on how spiteful he feels towards tina and bad at the time of the call

bonus, i really want maximus involved in one team or the other but since he hasn't interacted with bagi yet i can't decide his role or anything concrete. but just know that's in my brain.

EPISODES (in no particular order:

foolish summons bad during a sleepover with tina and then thinks it'll be funny to summon paranormal investigators (bad also thinks it's funny). they decide to play a game of "can the investigators figure out who's the immortal". it is revealed to the audience in the end of the ""episode"" once all the investigators have left that all three of them are immortal. bad and foolish devolve into yet another argument over which one of them won based on a win condition they somehow came up with and agreed on without ever consulting each other. tina was actually the winner. roll credits.

NEXT:

quackity owns a casino. he hires the team to look into some demonic activity his patrons have been reporting. he spends the entire investigation and episode demanding they find the demon and exorcise the demon and generally shittalking the demon. they spend the entire episode questioning more and more how quackity's casino stays in business as everything they learn about it and him does not inspire confidence. it is revealed that ironmouse is the demon and is also singlehandedly keeping the casino in business because she fucking loves gambling. quackity immediately changes his tune.

NEXT:

antoine calls the team because he's KINDA worried by the latitude and longitude he keeps finding on the walls at the company he works at, written in what looks suspiciously like blood. unbeknownst to them, bagi's team was ALSO contacted, by baghera. they eventually discover the recipient of the messages is etoiles. after an incident at his previous employment he is half ghost and can now fight ghosts. the messages were from an entity that attacks things when it gets bored and it may as well fight etoiles because etoiles is the only one who has beat it so far. they meet in various back alleys and restaurant parking lots to go at it and get drinks afterward. the entity has no idea how to speak any modern languages but Fighting is Universal.

NEXT:

pierre is a wine baron and claims there's a unicorn who watches over his family's vineyard. it's been part of the brand since inception and it's taken mostly as propaganda and old legend until people start actually catching glimpses of a unicorn around the vineyard and the rumor starts to spread until roier "investigative journalist and old money hater" drags the team to go on a tour of the production line in hopes of blowing the case wide open. fit, pac, and tubbo are in charge of distractions while cellbit and roier sneak away to explore the vineyard and track the unicorn.

the unicorn is pierre. roier ends up finding this hilarious and while his journalistic spirit cannot allow him to NOT expose that the unicorn is fake, he ends up calling it "a white horse with a taped-on horn" instead of the face of the company in a fursuit. pierre sends the team wine periodically as thanks and also because roier still has a picture of him in a unicorn costume in the woods.

fit and pac do a wine tasting together.

NEXT:

wilbur contacts them because ghost slime has taken up residence in the guest bathroom and while his daughter insists slime is part of the family, phil is coming with his son (chayanne) to stay with them for a festival or something and wilbur doesn't feel like getting roasted by the middle schooler who is his brother because the bathroom smells like algae and wet dog so he needs the team to babysit slime until phil leaves town. slime spends the entire time going through windows and walls with no warning and scaring the piss out of everyone. one time he was in the cabinet when cellbit was going in to make his midnight coffee and his scream sent everyone in the house into emergency mode. roier would have FULLY put slime through the wall if slime were corporeal. lucky for slime, and their wall, slime is not.

NEXT:

jaiden works at an escape room and her boss reaches out to the team because he is FED UP with some paranormal entity that keeps drawing on walls and moving shit around and throwing things and tripping him and he wants it GONE. jaiden is extremely fond of bobby and bobby is extremely fond of HER, so she reaches out to the team and asks them to NOT do that and just pretend or something. so the team goes in and pretends to investigate and stuff. roier and bobby feud in the background. by the end of the episode they're besties.

the episode concludes, shockingly, with the boss and bobby gaining grudging respect for each other. somehow. the boss threatens to reveal bobby's existence to the internet at large as a publicity stunt every time bobby trips him in the hallway but never actually does. bobby stops throwing things at him (as much). the themeing of the rooms shift so the drawings and moving objects fit in. the boss is mariana.

from this episode on bobby periodically appears in the team's house, because it's my au and i make the ghost rules

END OF SEASON:

the end season villain is a guy who ran the biggest corporation in the world who died under mysterious circumstances. the corporation has a duck mascot for no reason in particular hahahaha. they're a company like nesquick or aquafina or amazon or something yknow REAL assholes.

the team is contracted by the billionaire's nephew (forever) who took over the business when he died and is extremely overwhelmed by 1) running a business on this scale and 2) all the paranormal bs happening in his office (which is where the former CEO died). he also happens to be cellbit's ex. this is highly awkward.

because i hate billionaires but like forever, let's say forever was contacted by the villain solely because the CEO does NOT want any of his immediate underlings to get the company and thus only reveals his blood relation to forever IN HIS WILL. except forever is A Good Dude and is trying to grasp the full scope of the company's corruption and dismantle the shitty practices while still keeping the employees paid, despite his only business experience being his current position of running a boardwalk/beach. this ends up being the cause of the paranormal activity: the CEO is panicking now that forever is trying to 'ruin his company'.

the episode ends with the CEO briefly succeeding in possessing forever, and the combined forces of the ghost teams bring him back and send the CEO to hell.

somehow the billionaire is involved in or mentioned during previous episodes.

[corvidco]

Day 80 of drawing ponk until my friends actually read homestuck or he gets added to the qsmp… we all know which is happening first

this swap au has my brain in a chokehold… more au info under the cut

MY COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN

okok the swaps are

sam - ponk

george - sapnap

Ranboo - dream (yes I changed it.)

Quackity - purpled

wilbur - schlatt

fundy - tubbo

bad - skeppy

techno - phil

who else?

The lore brainstorming I have so far is:

schlatt dies after reclaiming manberg from wilbur, asking techno to kill him, tubbo is left to resent the innocent ghost of his dad

wilbur takes over manberg and asks Phil to make an example of Fundy for snitching, phil complies out of fear for what his son would do, fundy grows up resenting his father and the memory of his old life and marries Dream and they raise Yogurt together

ponk loses his eye to ranboo after being locked in his own penitentiary, mimicking his friend Purpled who lost the same eye to Philza

ponk cuts off and eats sam’s arm, the circumstances are slightly different, but still essentially a keycard fight where Sam dies and then gets spawn trapped

sam builds himself a prosthetic arm and inhales/consumes way too much redstone, especially after the wound on his arm reopens and he gets more redstone in the wound removing the prosthetic. The redstone in his blood drives him crazy

lotus penitentiary gets infested with egg and ponk lets it drive him crazy and hurts the people around him to keep ranboo in prison

[myminecraftfantasy]

DSMP Fusion AU

(This note was last updated April 6, 2022. Any event/lore/new members after this date is probably not included.)

This AU is inspired by Steven Universe and @koopattemptsart on Instagram.

How the World works:

Only one cluster of fusion crystals were found. Its appearance is similar to an amethyst cluster but is transparent like glass. The cluster was broken into five shards, and divided among those who found it.

The living cannot fuse with the dead(aka ghosts). The living can only fuse with the living, and the dead with the dead.

In order to fuse, their thoughts and bodies must sync or harmonize. Even if two people do not like each other, it is possible for fusion to happen as long as they meet the requirements.

Fusions give you a more intimate understanding of the person you fuse with.

There is no 3 Canon Lives system.

How it started:

Begins before the L’manburg Presidential Election

BadBoyHalo finds a translucent crystal while mining and breaks it into five shards. He brings it to Gay Castle where Eret was holding a small celebration for its completion. The other guests in the small get-together was Skeppy, Ponk, and Awesamdude

Music was playing when BBH entered. He held a crystal and was about to show them, when Skeppy grabbed his hands and pulled him into a twirl.

The crystal they’re holding as they twirl begins to glow. black, red, and blue light mix into the crystal. The light consumes them both, and one figure is left in their place.

A fusion between Bad and Skeppy appeared, and everyone is shocked. Sapnap decides to call the fusion “Bappy”.

Bappy unfuses The others try to recreate it but they don’t know how.

When it came time to leave, the crystals are divided among Bad, Eret, Sam, Skeppy, and Ponk.

CRYSTAL OWNERSHIP PROGRESSION:

BBH —> Sapnap

Ponk —> Schlatt —> Dream —> Techno

Sam —> Quackity

Eret —> Niki

Skeppy —> Punz —> Tubbo

Sapnap borrowed the crystal from BBH.

Ponk gives his crystal to Schlatt as part of their trade. Schlatt then gives the crystal to Dream along with the revival book. Dream uses the crystal with Technoblade during Doomsday, which Techno keeps after.

Skeppy trades his crystal to Punz. Punz gives the crystal to help Tommy and Tubbo during the Confrontation, which Tubbo keeps.

Sam gives his crystal to Quackity as part of their deal at Las Nevadas.

Eret gifted his crystal to Niki.

(I’ll make another post with all the existing fusions and their timeline appearances. I just need to organize my mess of notes.

I both loved and hated making this au. Making fusions of characters is fun. But I remember combing through multiple stream vods, looking for fusion opportunities because of my need to keep it lore accurate time wise. There are dates listed! I don’t even remember anymore T^T)

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

Part three of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU wee woo

(Credit: Quotes are from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!)

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(At a restaurant)

Sam: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Ponk: Okay.

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Sam: Orange soda, please!

Ponk: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Hannah: Me too, strawberry soda.

Sam:

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Niki: While I'm gone, Tommy, you're in charge.

Tommy: Yes!!!

Niki, whispering: Bad, you're secretly in charge.

Bad: Obviously.

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Aimsey: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million primes?

Tommy, turning to Tubbo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-a** house.

Tubbo: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Tommy: Good thinking.

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Ranboo: I trust Tubbo.

Techno: You think he knows what he's doing?

Ranboo: I wouldn't go that far.

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(After Techno offers to coach Benchtrio in vigilante-ing)

Tommy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Technoblade does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Ranboo, who works with Techno at the library: If Techno were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Techno jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Tommy: You jump off a cliff!

Ranboo: Gladly. Provided Techno did first.

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Foolish: Eret, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Eret: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Foolish: Oh okay then, I love you too. I'll just ask Tina.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bedwars please come to the front desk?

Purpled, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: (Points to Quackity and Punz)

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Q and Punz: We got lost :(

Purpled: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Foolish: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.

Punz, desperately trying to keep his mafia status a secret from Foolish, trying and failing to come off as casually joking: You people already know too much about me.

Sam, who lowkey suspects Punz is mafia: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

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Tubbo: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Purpled: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Tubbo: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. B*st*rdous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Hannah: Edible.

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Bad: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Skeppy: Three words.

Bad:

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Ant: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Ponk: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the d*mn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Sam: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Ant: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Kristin: This is bothering me.

Velvet, abusing his Ghost Powers™️ and floating on his stomach next to her head: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Kristin: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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Tubbo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Technoblade: You're 16 years old.

Tubbo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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George: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so lets go for 12 more just in case.

Sapnap: George, that's a coma.

George: Sounds festive.

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Ponk, looking over Hannah's wing, ripped and shoddily sewn up years ago: How would you rate your pain?

Hannah, traumatized and emotionally scarred at the loss of something that had been taken for granted her entire life: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Sam: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Kristin: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Phil: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE

Techno, bleeding out and mildly delirious, attempting to joke: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.

Phil, desperately: YOUR BLOOD TYPE.

Techno: Ohhh. B positive.

Phil: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Techno:

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Sam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Boomer: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

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Ant: You kill people for money?!

Punz: I can explain!

Ant: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Wilbur, who just came home: So what's for dinner?

Fundy, staring at the sourdough bread he somehow, SOMEHOW, burnt: Regret.

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Niki, going over Tommy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Tommy: Yes.

Niki: Okay... may I know what you create?

Tommy: Problems.

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[Part 1] [Part 2]

[oldflyingraven]

FlyingRaven’s fic recommendations!

I don’t see these lists too often so I decided to make one! These are some of my favorite fics/series!

Hermitcraft

When This World Is No More (The Moon is All We'll See) by Silverskye13 Fic about the Hermits dealing with the end of the world by moon falling. Mainly from Cleo and Joe’s perspective but all the Hermits show up. 

Built Family by Oceanera12 An AMAZING found family fic about how each Hermit found Hermitcraft. A lot of the characters are magical/mythical/hybrids. 

EXPERIMENT 76844537: SUBJECT 47426 by HaloRocks1214 Fluffy fic where Zedaph asks Grian to hug all the Hermits as an experiment. 

Anything To Hear You (Say It One More Time) by mgrnn Etho angst! He gets heavily injured and calls Bdubs to hear his voice one more time. Bdubs won’t let that happen though.

Home at Last by Wimberly_snoot A good Dream SMP and Hermitcraft crossover. Tommy finds himself in Hermitcraft. 

Healing Is a Four Letter Word and it’s sequel The Aftershocks of Divinity by Hypno_Cat Watcher Grian escapes and crashes into Hermitcraft. Stories follow him healing. Read tags for relationships since I don’t want to spoiler.

Bubbles bursting by Higgystar Autistic Bdubs! A very good story. 

don’t let me see what i am, cause i can’t stand it by mayflowers07( @mayflowers07 )  Non binary Iskall dealing with transphobia. Yeah I just love this fic. 

The i can be the one you call series by mayflowers07( @mayflowers07 ) Series where the Hermits have a code phrase which is spoken when something goes truly wrong. A lot of good angst and hurt/comfort.

bird song by Penmonition and Phantom_Pen (The_Winged_Warrior)  Hands down my favorite Grian backstory fic. A deep dive into his time with the Watchers. 

Dream SMP

The Stone Steals My Voice by Aimandfire ( @aimandfire21 ) One of my favorite Eret angst fics. Eret gets kidnapped by Dream and is forced to stay in the cell made for Skeppy. 

eret whump by DeadlyHuggles Literally what it says in the title lol. Eret gets punished by Dream. 

Mellow High by an orphaned account  Soulmate AU, Ranboo centric. Sadly seems to be abandoned but still very enjoyable. 

Wrecking Ball by Anonymous Eret angst. Read the tags for content warning because it gets pretty heavy. 

Eret angst for all of you angst-lovers out there(I know you are one don't deny it) by NightmareoftheCabin First of all the title is an attack on me lmao. But yeah Eret in the prison being rescued by Techno. 

Critical role

Ghost Notes by tfm ( @thefriendlymurderer )  Modern fic where Beau joins a high school rockband where she becomes friends with the rest of the M9

The our lives were never ours series by viviolet Hands down my favorite Hunger Games AU ever. M9 as Hunger Games victors. Mainly Cadeusus centric but also Yasha centric. 

AFK: a critrole MMO AU by Shippeh Slow burn Percy x Vex. Modern MMO AU. 

[ditzydreamsss]

this one skephalo origins au i never started writing

i dont remember much and i kinda forgot about it.

benchtrio & skephalo centric

I might write drabbles of it later but maybe not, idk. I'm not really in the skephalo fandom anymore but at the same time-

TITLE: the skephalo origins au idk [chapters] SETTING: origins au IDEA:

Tommy is the youngest adopted son of Emperor Philza Minecraft of the Origins Kingdom. He sees a glimpse of Skeppy and Bad when he's sneaking into the kitchen for a midnight snack. Main conflict? Don't know yet. Anyways, Bad is the Brave Soul's reincarnation, kind of.

A long, long time ago, when there were no monsters and no different dimensions, it was peaceful. But one day, an eclipse happened midday. The Brave Soul stepped forward and grabbed the 14 stars from the void filled sky. They used one of the star's powers to wave off the void to seal it into a portal under a mountain. With the other 12 stars, the Soul released them into the sky and the stars grew until they shattered into a billion pieces. The Brave Soul took the last star and before anyone could thank them, they were never seen again.

Bad is the Brave Soul's reincarnation. When Philza went to the end to defeat the dragon, the ghost of the soul was following him. Phil took the egg to the overworld because he couldn't make himself destroy it. The egg disappeared from Phil because the spirit of the soul entered the egg and boom, there's Bad.

The reason why Bad named himself Bad is because no one would adopt or help him and at some point, people started to hunt him just because of his foreign devil look. People called him "bad" a lot, so Bad just thought that was his name.

Bad in this story is canonically half ender dragon, half starborne.

Bad and Skeppy met when Bad was running away, having to stolen food yet again. What could he do? He didn't know how to do anything else. Bad almost got caught by the angry shopkeeper but then a rock embedded in jewels (though worthless) hit the shopkeeper and distracted them enough for Bad to escape. Turns out it was Skeppy. Skeppy's been out in the wild too, but this time wanted to be captured because of his ability to produce jewels. When Bad's a bit far away from the town, Skeppy jumps down in front of Bad and scares the stars out of him. Bad explains how he's not wanted then they argue for a bit, Bad trying to push Skeppy away. At the end, they decide to stick together. Also they both have a really bad crush for each other but they're too busy worrying about themselves that they don't notice the other's feelings (typical skephalo).

Years ago, when Tommy's still very young, Phil tells the story of the Brave Soul. Then someone from SBI requests the story of how Phil defeated the dragon. And then Phil mentions the egg. After the story, hours after everyone fell asleep, Tommy wakes up. It's midnight and Tommyinnit have the horrible cravings of a cookie and a coca coly. When Tommy's going to the kitchens for a cookie, he sees a flash and a red tail outside the window. Then they're gone. Tommy ignores it and is afraid, even though he'll never admit it.

Years later, when Tommy's about.. 15-16 let's say. He's outside exploring and trying to find a base for himself and bee duo. A safe haven, a place where Tommy can practice flying (without the trainers scolding him for his wild ways, but he can't help it. His wings are meant for short, strong glides.), Tubbo can store is nukes and make them with no disturbance (besides Ranboo, but he's pretty much given up), and a place for Ranboo to be free without his mask with no judgement because of his genetics and their half-split face (even though clingy duo insists it looks "badass").

Tommy of course gets lost. But he denies it and doesn't admit it. He and Tubbo argue up to a point they decide to seperate, Ranboo having no choice but to follow Tubbo. Then the trio hears mobs far after they separated. Tubbo feels immediate regret. So bee duo rushes back to Tommy.

Meanwhile, Tommy's having a horrible time. There's zombies and skeletons and creepers and soon, there would be phantoms too. Tommy's cornered now, and the mobs approach him. He's about to die when a bunch of shiny shards attack the mobs and suddenly, Tommy's airborne and being carried away. They don't fly high, only high enough to avoid the mobs. Directly under the canopy, and sometimes in it.

+ The one who rescued Tommy is Bad. Skeppy's fighting the mobs. Bad trusts that Skeppy can hold them off long enough. And besides, Skeppy's skin is almost indestructible. He's tried before (reluctantly). Tommy is at first struggling but stops after a while after Bad tells him Tommy's not going to be hurt and that he's not going to hurt Tommy and stuff like that. Tommy still doesn't trust Bad much, and Tommy can't see very well in the darkness, but Tommy allows Bad to carry him.

+ Then the scene cuts back to beeduo. Ranboo: Is.. Is that tommy over there up in the sky? Tubbo: get him. Tubbo drags Ranboo while somehow avoiding all the mobs, focused on Tommy and getting his best friend back.

+ Bad brings Tommy into a small hole under a rock. It's surprisingly cozy. Tommy rushes to the other side of the hole as soon as Bad releases him. Tommy spitting out words and insults and Bad's trying to calm him and reason with him (at some point, they exchange names). Bad's losing until Skeppy just comes in and is like "Kid. We literally saved you. We can just throw you back out with the mobs or you can stay here until morning. I'd rather go on with the first option, but I have a feeling a certain someone will have problems with that.)

+ Tommy reluctantly quiets down on that. He mumbles and agreement and goes to the corner, drags the blankets Bad gave him at some point, and lays down. He surrounds himself with his wings and goes to sleep.

+ Meanwhile, Tubbo's still outside in the darkness. His horns glow a bit, giving light but also alerting mobs nearby. Ranboo somehow reasons with Tubbo with good enough reasons to stay up in a tree until morning. Bee duo sleeps.

Tubbo: im going to murder him for this. Ranboo: calm down, honey- (both thinking, but they're so in sync they might as tell be telepaths.) /p of course

I didn't look over this at all so... sorry if nothing makes sense :D

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

imagine every single person from every one of your aus was on a ship traveling, and suddenly that ship crashed, and they all are now deserted on an island.

out of your cast of au people, who immediately drowned because they weren't quick enough to get to shore?

who tried to save that person and also drowned?

who immediately started naming/coming up with a list of people that would be the best to eat as a last resort, and sounded a little too eager about it?

who is yelling at the ocean and/or universe?

who is trying to round everyone up to try and have a "meeting"?

who has already gone a mile south on the island and has no intention of returning?

who has dug a hole and suggested making a tunnel system?

who has run off and started building houses for themself/everyone?

who has gone hunting?

who has considered swimming back?

who has actually swam back?

who's already assumed king/queen/ruler/etc

who is fighting against that? ^^

— brick

Thanks for the questions Brick :]

Borrower Dream and Borrower Quackity

Borrower Punz and (Borrower Dream)Karl

Monster Skeppy

(Monster Dream) Sapnap

Bad (all au's)

(Monster Dream) George and (tiny mer) George

Fairy au Sapnap

Monster Dream and Tiny ghost Rubius

Monster Skeppy (yes again)

Mer Foolish, mer Sapnap and mer Dream (tiny mer)

Dolphin George

(Borrower Dream) George

(borrower Dream) Techno

[caubool]

I need to go to sleep but this idea WONT LEAVE ME ALONE SO!

Eggpire TMA AU.

BBH: The Dark

Skeppy: The Web

Puffy: The Lonely

Antfrost: The Hunt

Punz: The Flesh

Ponk: The Corruption

Foolish: The Vast

Hannah: The Stranger

Sapnap: The Desolation/The Slaughter

Sam: The Buried

BBH, Skeppy, Puffy, Ant, and Ponk are college friends who have started a ghost hunting channel together. First few chapters are them encountering legit haunts. One such haunting results in BBH & Skeppy acquiring a child aka Sapnap!

Ponk breaks it off with Sam and everything just sort of goes to shit from there.

Bad finds The Spark (egg) and the story starts getting Wrong.

I’m heavily considering writing a fic for this idea but I HAD to get it out of my head or I’d literally go crazy thinking about it another second longer. Please feel free to advocate for different entities I’d love to hear more thoughts on this

[atlas-of-the-mind]

So I've been reading some dsmp aus and. I've also started an au

This can only end well :)

I've dubbed it Masked Gods and I am Deeply invested you don't even know, there is already an absurd amount of lore

Rambling and world building ahead, beware

SO

- The dsmp is a town called Malvista, a town of constant change and strange residents, full of eye iconography (and plenty of propaganda for and against the eyes to boot), often eyes of ender will be hovering under awnings and by doorways outside the houses

- Those who find themselves in the town can’t leave, the unsettling mayor (Dream) somehow knows everything that happens in the town and prevents anyone from moving away

- There’s no humans, instead there’s humanoids; Fae, Golems, Lycanthropes/Familiars, and Mobfolk to name a few

Philza Minecraft

- Witch/warlock of Mumza, the goddess of Death

- A sort of were-crow, can appear as more crow or more human

- Chained/Nearly killed by the small town he grew up in for witchcraft, Mumza saved him via divine intervention and shuffled him to a safe place in the snow biome

- Can talk to Mumza but he looks crazy to people around him, one-sided phone convo

- Dad to Techno, WIlbur, Tommy

Technoblade

- Oldest son of Philza

- Drawn to the occult, made a deal with a god of old and got cursed into a boar form for it after going through Philza’s old texts

- Used to be a were-raven

- Serves the Blood God of Old

- Lives reclusively, comes by to visit Philza and Tommy from time to time

Wilbur

- Middle son of Philza, held at arms length by Phil from the family dealings of gods and spirits

- Were-bluejay

- Bard, left home to wander the world and go on adventures

- Liked to/could talk to ghosts from a young age

- Dad to Fundy

Tommy

- Youngest son of Philza, Phil is protective of him

- Lives with Philza, accidentally stumbles upon the strange town while wandering one day

- Were-hawk (Can't shift as smoothly as Wilbur or Phil)

- Can talk to ghosts

- Looks up to his brothers a lot, wants to be just like them

Ranboo

- Corrupted humanoid, half-consumed by the End

- Made it to the End long ago, got trapped there for years before returning to the over world somehow, is now half-enderman from the influence of the Queen’s Dragonfire

- Enderwalk is the influence of the End, making him have periods of acting like an enderman, obeying silent commands from beyond

Dream

- Golem, a sort of vessel/puppet for DreamXD, made from porcelain/marble, meant to mimic mortals

- Sees through effectively infinite number of eyes to keep tabs on its town

- A bitch who toils with mortals for fun, likes to see the cursed people in its town suffer

- Can summon axe/sword from its forearm markings

- Punz/Sapnap are henchmen? Followers of DreamXD?

Sam

- Half warden

- Not blind, but can use vibrations to tell where movement is

- Tall and strong, but slow, relies on heavy weapons to deal killing blows

- Eats souls, uses soul sand as a healthy alternative to killing people/creatures

Fundy

- Half fae, got stranded in the strange town after Wilbur got killed

- Fox-like

- Lots of chaotic energy, absolute goblin

Badboyhalo

- Fallen Angel of sorts, stranded on the mortal plane

- Influenced by the Egg

- The more unstable he is, the more vines curl from under his skin

- Can grow small vines at will

Eret

- Elven humanoid, a blind king of a country that no longer exists

- Capable, fearsome fighter, but tends to stay out of conflict

Skeppy

- Golem/vessel like Dream, made of diamonds and redstone

- Was the reason for Bad’s fall (probably) (somehow)

Antfrost

- Were-cat, Bad’s familiar

Tubbo

- Fae, sheep-like

- Exiled from the fae tribe in the woods for crimes

- An arsonist

Schlatt

- Fae, ram-like

- Trickster god cast out from the fae pantheon for power lust, now tries to take over the town in various ways

- Shit uncle vibes toward Tubbo

Quackity

- Cursed were-duck

- Accomplice/servant of Schlatt, runs a casino in town

- Mugs people, absolutely just insane

Puffy

- Sheep Fae

- Looks soft but will Fuck you up

[abilitypatches]

au where skeppy turns into a ghost when he dies and just tells tommy 2 prank people

[aininx]

Compiling all of the superpowers and superhero uhhh au??? And everything else. Just.... You'll understand later...😳😳😳😳

This is me just trying to expend me and my friend's Diamond 4 superhero au....

-Diamond 4-

Raja (Crystal King)- Crystal manipulation

Husna (Snowglow)- Ice and snow manipulation

Yuva (GG)- Pyrokinesis and danger intuation

Maria (Qué)- Super speed and temporal time rewind

Amzal (Mxar)- Metal manipulation.

Azzah (Ms. Loli)- Non. Used swords.

-The Universal-

Papa Acachalla (Chief)- Pyrokinesis

Getrude (Snow Queen)- Ice and snow manipulation

Sally (Medusa)- Snake hair, claws, wings and petrification (only in demon form).

Billy (Medic)- Flight, healing and resurrection

Sue (Shampoo)- Create bombs and explosions

Spencer- Cyborg body parts

-P.I.E-

Johnny Ghost (Poltergeist)- Invisibility, intangibility and slight levitations

Johnny Toast (Prince)- Energy projections

Spooker- Illusions creations

Colon (Scopes)- Metamorphic limbs

-Stormcloak Army-

Valh (Stormcloak Queen)- Shapeshifting and sonic scream

Lydia (Valor)- Danger intuition

Farkas (Bear Hunter)- Enhanced tracking

Sophie- Non. Uses swords.

Ma'isha- A literal cat girl

-Fallout-

Cywren Caster (Wanderer)- Metal detection.

Timebomb- Timebomb generations.

-S.S Weaver-

Asylum (The Champion)- Adrenaline activation. The more he bleeds and take damage, the stronger and faster he becomes.

Sari (Debt)- Teleportation

-Vt villains-

Maddie (Cinema)- Tranquilization through skin contact

Darth Calculus- Nightmare inducement. Can show people their worst memories and trap them in it.

-Other Vt peeps-

Officer Maloney- Can turn into a crow

-Danplan-

Daniel- Puppet mastery. Dispense green string from fingertips to control other people limbs.

Hosuh- Shock. Can shock people into doing his bidding or telling the truth. Most useful in interrogations.

Stephen- Knife dispenser. Can dispense knifes from his skin.

Annabelle- Bandit. Can steal anything she can hold and see.

Jay- Heatwave. Can heat up the air and object. Can set thing on fire if he touch it.

Gavin- All seeing eye. Can tell him about important stuff. Is random from telling about someone's crush to how to run a a stream.

-Dream Team-

Dream- Eldritch. Mutant face, enhanced speed and skills.

George- Glitch/Error manipulations.

Sapnap-Netherite chains. Can produce large netherite chains from wrist.

-The Trio-

Bad- Halo demon.

Skeppy- Diamond shifting. Can turn skin into diamonds

A6d- Blackout. Can make people temporary blind and can see in the dark

-Random other ocs...-

Anno Akari (Sentiment)- Vibe. Can use her emotions as different powers.

Fujikawa Asuka (Firebullet)- Non. Really good with guns...

Mizuno Mai (Bandit)- Bandit. I reused Anne's power....

Akagi Takehiko (Prince)- Write. Can write in the air.

Sugiyama Tadashi- All seeing-eye

Sugiyama Takashi (Ryujin)- Water manipulation

Juno Fontes (Juno)- Emotion manipulation

Gozen Momiji- Photokinesis

Yonamine Takeo (Lupa)- Lycanthropy

Ilda Bunko (Ares) - Engine

Yonamine Inko- Non

Uraraka Yasushi- Clean air. Can clean the air from poison and toxin by moving his hand.

Kirishima Keiko (Demoness)- Harden acid. Her body discrete acid that she can harden at will.

Hikaru Junko (Nova)- Supernova. Her body can turn into a condensed galaxy.

Tsubasa Mari (Mariposa)- Metamorphosis. Can turn into a swarm of monarch butterflies.

Imada Jay (Alter)- Heatwave. Can rise the temperature of their surroundings. Can set things on fire by touching it.

Kiriu Ayano (Mist Walker)- Mist. Can turn body into most and fogs.

Tey Er-Xuan- Netherite chains. Can produce thick, indestructible and heavy chains from her wrist.

Uraraka Suzume- Cannibal

[beppuccino]

Ghost hunters AU Skeppy and Bad are pro ghost hunters but instead of disposing of the ghosts like they’re supposed to they befriend the friendly ones and help others with what they wanna do (Ofc as long as its good) They continue their jobs while trying to keep their ghost friends hidden from other ghost hunters such as Techno and George

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

Past ghosts and modern lives au

g!Skeppy will switch to red skeppy at times, and m!Skeppy doesn’t really mind it. He’s just. Mildly disturbed.

[an-echos-thoughts]

So further on this topic this takes place in a world where they are all human and are in high school. The group of friends Techno ghost hunts with is the Dream Team , Badboyhalo and Skeppy. He is dating Badboyhalo and Skeppy is dating Bad but isn't dating Techno instead they are just best friends.

Also like bros Techno is a nerd disguised as a jock which means he can just carry his boyfriend and best friend around easily

So before Techno joined their weekend ghost hunting adventures the 5 little shits would do all sort of dangerous situations usually involving ghosts and the only reason they haven't died yet multiple times was because Badboyhalo has summoned demons before and ENSLAVED THEM TO HIS WILL and they protect him and his friends by proxy at the last moment possible. After Bad started dating Techno and Skeppy vouched for him Techno joined the friend group and inside he is like I have friends happy noises and outside he is like all intimidating and shit.

Dream and Skeppy proudly show off the shit they built to track ghosts and Techno looks them straight in the eyes and says "Ghosts don't exist, what are you, children?" and the two of them make it their goal to prove to Techno that ghosts exist. I mean how hard could it be they always just barely manage to make it out alive anyways, but the thing is. Techno has a calming affect on ghosts. They either want to use him, possess him, or get him to help them move on. Ghosts don't get the chance to possess him though as he has a few otherworldly friends helping him against the especially malicious spirits. So now with Bad's demons and Techno's calming effect the team don't get attacked so often anymore so like Techno can very easily keep up the act of him not believing in ghosts. No one except Bad knows that Techno is bothered by and can communicate with the dead. So Bad is just watching Techno fuck with the others and barely managing to stop his giggles.

Skeppy being affectionately bullied by Techno while Bad watches his two boyfriends asmr uwu

Just imagine Ghostbur playing music and Dream shaking Techno and is like "IT'S A GHOST!! IT'S FUCKING PLAYING THE GUITAR!!! HOW MUCH MORE PROOF DO YOU WANT?!?!" and Techno just continues to sip his tea from his thermos and stare right at Ghostbur and Vibing to his dead bro's music "Ghosts aren't real Dream you are delusional. Playing some music won't get me to believe ghosts exists" cue dream's frustrated screaming and Bad's amused giggles.