#smut writing prompts

[sxcret-garden-archive]

Inexperienced Smut Prompts ✨

“We’ll take it slow.”

“I’ve never done this before…” - “Well, neither have I.”

“I’ll take care of you.”

“Tell me what you like.”

“Tell me if it feels good.”

“We can stop anytime.”

“Do you trust me?”

“I’ve been wondering what it feels like…”

“I think I’m ready (for this/to have sex/…).”

“Please be gentle…”

“This is going a bit too fast…”

“I can’t believe you’re this innocent…”

“Makes me want to wreck you.”

“You’ve never even touched yourself?”

“Show me how you do it when you touch yourself.”

“What do you like?” - “I don’t know…” - “Then how about we find out together?”

“It’s my first time…”

“I can’t wait to take your innocence.”

“Are you sure you’re ready for this?”

“It’s not a big deal. Let’s just get it over with.”

“I want you to be my first.”

“I want you to teach me.”

“Teach me how to make you feel good.”

“I wanna touch you too.”

“Show me how to touch you.”

“Am I going too fast?”

“You’re doing so well.”

“Do that again.”

“I never thought you could make such sweet noises.” - “Me neither…”

“It’s not scary at all. Let me show you.”

“I’m worried I won’t be good enough.”

“Is it going to hurt?”

“I won’t hurt you.”

“I’m really embarrassed about this…”

“No need to worry.”

“I got you.”

“Kiss me.”

“Will you be my first?”

“Will you let me be your first?”

“I have no idea how to go about this.”

“(If you like it), we can go all night.”

“So excited already…”

“Are you sure this is your first time?”

“What do you want me to do?”

“Is this okay?”

“Does it feel good?”

“Tell me what to do.”

“I’ll guide you.”

[thegreatwicked]

This obviously needed its own post and here it is, a collection of blog posts and resources I have found and used for my own writing, I hope they help you too! Go forth and write that spice!

The Smut Writers Dictionary By @maybeeatspaghetti Seriously, how many different way are there to write cock? Does anyone else wonder if they've used the word 'lips' too many times? Well, this is a good place to start!

The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut This is the first one I found and I go back to it frequently! There's also some great information about specific areas of sex that may not be common knowledge for first time writers!

How to Write Smut By @urfriendlywriter Another great source of information from different verbiage to use and a few tips to hel you along (giggity)

Smut Thesaurus By @prurientpuddlejumper just what it sounds like and you can never have too many words at your disposal.

6 Steps to Writing Better Sex By @chaoschaoswriting If you're at a loss or just want some more help this is antoher fantastic blog!

Writing Prompts NSFW By @seidenbros Need some dialogue? Or a story idea? Have a look!

#100 NSFW/Smut Dialogue Prompts By @a-cure-for-writers-block More? More. This is also a fantastic writing blog with lots to offer!

Intimate + Sexual Headcannon Questions By @petalsprompts Good questions to ask your characters to get to know them better and make more well rounded characters!

Smut & Mature (18+) Master List By @pendarling A great list dialogue prompts, scenarios, and helpful bits!

Poly NSFW Alphabet By @smaoineamhsalach Another great way to get to know your characters and maybe a handful of ideas for story ideas.

Kink Prompts Another from the previous blogger above and I didn't know what half of these are! I'll work on a kink dictionary next!

Writing Smut 101: Overcoming Smut Shame @slightlyrebelliouswriter23 There's a lot to be said for this particular subject! It's hard to write stuff like this, so how do you get over it? Start here!

How to Write a Kiss Scene By @youneedsomeprompts Yes!!! I still struggle with this one! There's a thousand ways to kiss, find your favorite!

Smut Oneliners By @deity-prompts you can never have enough one-liners!!

How to Write a (Great) Sex Scene Another great article for new smut writers

9 Tips for Writing Steamy Scenes More tips to help you wirte good steamy stuff!

How to Write Erotica and a Damn Fine Sex Scene A WEALTH if information on writing, structuring, and helpful tips!

@saradikahas a fantatic blog with graphics for you to use to add some fun to your posts. Things like MDNI Banners, 18+ Content Warnings, Support Your Favorite Writers and Reblog banners! They are free to use but she does ask that you reblog her stuff if you do! She's also a very talented writer and she writes some AMAZING Din Djarin stories!

Gay Sex Positions Guide This is a WONDERFUL adition and thank you so much @b7bubby for bringing this to my attention, I didn't have any resources for writing M/M fairings but this is a much needed addition to the spicy community! i've never written an M/M pairing and I feel like such an idiot for overlooking the need for a resource like this!

If you find any other great smut writing resources feel free to tag me so I can add them to this list! Good luck with your writing! Now go write that story and LET THE SPICE FLOW!!!!

[chestharrington]

Are you an artist or writer who can’t commit to 31 straight days of smutty fanfic?

Do you still want to contribute to the kinktober spirit and share your art and writing with your communities?

Then Lazy Ghouls’ Kinktober is for you!

FAQs below the cut :)

What is it?

Lazy Ghouls’ Kinktober is an abridged version of the traditional Kinktober prompt list. I made this prompt list because I love to write, but get afflicted by burnout and writers block easily, so I wanted to make something more accessible. Rather than committing to 31 separate fanfics or art pieces, you’ll chose at least one prompt a week.

This list was specifically made to start tame and work up to more intense topics as the month progresses, while also avoiding major triggers such as noncon, CNC, and dubcon.

What if I want to do more than one prompt a week?

Go for it! This prompt list was made to work for you! If you want to write or draw all four prompts, or none at all, that’s A-OK.

How do I participate?

Just post each week of October! You could also repost this prompt list to spread the word, but that’s not required :) if you want, tag all of your works with #LazyGhoulsKinktober2023 so we can check out each others’ works!

I’m so excited to get writing and see what you guys can create! Please reach out with any questions or concerns!

[seidenbros]

“How about you put these lips to work instead of just talking all the time?”

“Will you stop talking, or do I have to make you shut up?”

“Don’t hide from me. Let me see you!”

“I need to feel you… Now!”

“I had a dream about you last night. Woke up hard/wet. Wanna hear about it?”

“Are you gonna be a good girl/boy for me?”

“Care to elaborate why you are going through my drawer and what you’re planning to do with that vibrator?”

“Now, now, don’t play shy now. Let me hear you!”

“You taste like heaven, and I can’t get enough.”

“Stop wiggling around, I’m trying to sleep! Wait… what’s tha… oh!”

“Fuck… just… right there! That feels so good!”

“Feel what you’re doing to me? That’s all because of you!”

“Take off your clothes. Slowly. I want to watch you.”

“I know you said no marks… But what if I put them where nobody except for me will see them?”

“You act all innocent and look so sweet, but I know what a dirty mind you really have.”

“We have to be quiet. If you make a sound, I’ll have to stop!”

“You tell me to stop teasing you, yet you moan all the time.”

“When I tell you to sit on my face, I want you to sit, is that clear?”

“Oh no, don’t stop on my account. I’m really enjoying the view.”

“I don’t like being told what to do, unless I’m naked. So can we move that to the bedroom?”

“Can I watch you?”

[wraithlafitte]

writing prompts comp masterlist

(bringing this out of drafts finally)

i might organize this into smaller genre masterlists someday... perhaps

scouring this website for cool prompt lists so you don’t have to 🫡

red = smut ❣️ pink = romance/cute ❣️ blue = angst ❣️ no color = misc ❣️ yellow = fluff

reasons for there to be only one bed

only one bed #2

only one bed - enemies to lovers

shoulder touch

accidental caretaker

cuddling prompts

things said between kisses

tired romance 😴

abandonment issues (hurt/comfort)

soft dominance (non sexual)

valentine’s day (for WHORES)

7 deadly sins smut prompts

misc prompts (mixed n/sfw and non/dialogue)

150 random prompts (mix)

kiss prompts

touch starved scenarios

height difference

height difference #2

early morning love

forced proximity

grumpy x sunshine

rainy day

violence <3

violence #2

kidnapping

torture

injury (dialogue)

morning fluff

angry love confessions

smut prompts #1

smut prompts #2

smut prompts #3

smut prompts #4 (soft)

smut prompts #5

smut prompts #6 (kinky)

smut prompts #7

smut prompts #8 (first time)

smut prompts #9

smut prompts #10 (jealousy)

smut prompts #11

romance prompts #1

romance prompts #2

romance prompts #3

dialogue prompts #1

dialogue prompts #2

dialogue prompts #3

dialogue prompts #4

dialogue prompts #5 (masterpost)

dialogue prompts #6

dialogue prompts #7 (mix)

dialogue prompts #8 (angsty romance)

tips

writing smut

writing angst

describing voice

fight scenes

finding words

misc inspo

time loop

sam and dean irl

[depressopax]

Jesse Pinkman NSFW headcanons

Pairing: Jesse x gn!reader Genre: Smut SFW version + relationship headcanons can be found here! Warning(s): Breaking bad spoilers! Sexual content, Words: 661 Summary: Being in a relationship with Jesse Pinkman would include... Keep in mind english is not my first language. If I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! :)

He’s a switch. Likes being in charge, but loves being submissive and having someone take care of him.

He is always prepared. He probably has a drawer of condoms and lube.

Maybe toys, too… 

I feel like Jesse has a praising kink. Call him a “good boy”, and he’s all yours. 

He also loves dirty talking. Even if it's cheesy or “cringe”, he likes it when you tell him he’s big, or when you tell him how much you need his cock. Jesse also loves dirty talking with you, telling you how good you are for him, that you are sexy, and he will whisper all the naughty things he’s gonna do to you.  

He likes to take his time with his partner. 

Enjoys the before and after as much as he likes the sex. 

When it comes to oral… Honestly? He prefers receiving. 

If he’s stressed from work, he would just like to lean back and have you take care of him. 

He’d have you on your knees, between his legs, working your lips over his length as he leans back and smokes a cigarette or drinks a beer. 

It’s just the best stress relief ever. 

And he thinks you look so damn hot when giving him heads. 

 Jesse just admires your face and the seeing you turn into a drooling mess, especially when you have tears in your eyes from the work you put in. 

EYE CONTACT.

…Look at him as you suck him off. He’ll go crazy from pleasure. 

He doesn’t really care about how he comes across when receiving oral. Jesse would probably whimper, beg and moan your name.

This would be an opportunity for you to totally take charge. Just tease and edge him a bit, and he’ll be under your spell. 

Jesse would probably try to not climax too quickly during sex, but when you suck him off, he can barely control it. He would cum hard, and fast. 

Giving oral is such a turn on for him.

He could spend hours between your legs (and probably would, too.)

Your moans are like music to his ears.

And he just loves how you taste, and would not be shy to tell you so.

He likes eye contact when receiving, but also when giving. He wants all of your attention. 

Seeing you in pure ecstasy is a turn on.

And the fact that he can make you cum by only using his mouth is enough to make him go crazy. 

It boosts his ego lol

He would brag about it and tease you about it every moment he gets.

He is very handsy in bed. His hands are everywhere, all at once. He likes touching your chest, neck and throat, hips and thighs, and of course your private region.

Jesse could probably spend hours just exploring your naked skin with his hands.

He takes his time to prepare you before taking you. 

Your comfort would be his priority, although he might be a bit selfish in the heat of the moment. 

Therefore, he prefers sex to be slow and passionate, but doesn’t mind being fast and rough if you’re into that. 

He especially prefers being rough when he’s stressed or angry, just taking out all frustration in the bedroom with some fast and sloppy lovemaking. 

He makes sure you’re satisfied and that you cum. He wants you to enjoy yourself. 

He’s careful to always use condoms, no matter what type of relationship you’re in. If you want it another way, you would have to convince him to do so. 

AFTERCARE KING <3 

Doesn’t matter if he’s the dominant or submissive one, he will pamper you either way. 

But he also expects the same treatment if you’re rough with him. 

He can be very needy after sex, and loves being taken care of.

Afterwards, he will cuddle up next to you, whisper sweet words and fall asleep with you in his arms. 

“I love you, y/n…”

*sobs* I need a Jesse in my life bruh

[honeyedmiller]

:o 34, 85, 48 with Din 🩵

ooo this is spicy. 18+.

warnings: super brief smut (din feels u up), jealous din, possessive din, friends turned lovers

-

Din had a crush on you.

Not just a silly little thing where he thought you were cute, no.

The man was obsessed with you.

You were a soldier. Cara Dune introduced the two of you, and ever since then, you'd been partnered up with him to catch bounties.

Looking at your beautiful face day in and day out was agonizing, because he wanted to do something about his infatuation with you. He just didn't know when.

Timing always felt wrong. He never found a window of opportunity to tell you how he really felt about you—

until today.

You were both hunting a bounty on Tatooine, and you'd just come from Peli's place when another member of the guild saw you two, deciding it was a great time to chat you up. You stood in the middle of the sandy streets of Mos Espa as the man attempted (very poorly) to flirt with you.

Din's hands twitched at his sides as he ached to yank the man away from you and warn him to never talk to you again, but he couldn't. Din had no clue how you felt about him, so he couldn't risk pulling a stupid move and losing his partner.

The guy gave you his name, Elias you think, but you weren't paying much attention. You had your eyes on one man and one man only: Din Djarin.

It wasn't long after you parted ways with Elias and you both headed back to the Crest. Din was awfully quiet, but you didn't want to push it.

It was only later into the cycle that he still hadn't said anything, so you clambered up into the cockpit to sit in the co-captain's chair. You were in hyperspace at the moment, so the streaks of billions of stars lit up the small cabin brilliantly.

"Din," You called, and he turned his helmet back to you. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, cyar'ika. Forget about it."

You slid out of your seat, standing beside Din now.

"No, c'mon, tell me." You plead, putting a hand on his shoulder. He tensed under your touch so you quickly moved your hand, but he was fast to wrap his large hand around your wrist. His touch was gentle, but sent jolts of electricity up your spine.

You look down at his visor which was already looking up at you, and he shook his head.

"I can't—" He sighs, and you wait for him to continue. "I can't stay professional any longer, cyar'ika." He confesses, and your heart leaps into your throat.

"What do you mean?" Your voice is meek, not sure which direction this conversation is going.

"I like you, a lot. More than just being your partner. I want to be with you." He explains.

"Din, how long have you felt like this?"

"Awhile."

"You should've told me," You coo. "I feel the same way."

"You do?"

You nod, and Din wraps his arms around you.

"Good to know, cyar'ika. Sit down on me." He gestures to his lap, and you do as he asks.

His hands to waistband of your pants.

"Can I?" His voice is soft through the modulator, and you nod. You lift your hips for him so he can easily slide off your pants, tossing them to the floor.

You take the liberty of discarding your underwear as well, and Din can't hold back a groan.

You sat back down on him, and he taps your thighs.

"Be a good girl for me and spread your legs."

You bite down on your bottom lip as you expose your glistening heat to Din, and he can't help but move his hands toward you. You give him the go-ahead to touch you, and he slides his leather-bound fingers through your folds. He holds them up to your mouth, wanting you to taste yourself.

"Open." And you do, tasting the tanginess of yourself mixed with leather. It was purely erotic.

"Gonna fuck this perfect cunt so hard that you're going to forget that man's name," He groans, fingers moving back down to work over your clit. You moan his name loudly, the sound of your desperate, needy voice reverberating around the cabin.

"Gonna ruin every other man in the galaxy for you, cyar'ika. That's a promise."

[vv-writing-prompts]

20 Days of Smutmas Writing Prompts/Starters

Prompts

1. Hotter than hot chocolate

2. Merry Kiss-mas

3. Sleigh ride your partner into a holiday bliss

4. Bodies roasting by the open fire

5. Venturing to the South Pole

6. Tangled under the Christmas tree

7. Bonded by holiday ribbon

8. Sharing a scarf on a cold winter sleigh ride

9. Sucking on a candy cane

 10. ‘O Christmas strip-tease!

Quotes

1. “Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.”

2. “Why sit on Santa’s lap when you can sit on mine?”

3. “All I want for Christmas is you.”

4. “Let’s be naughty together and save Santa the trip.”

5. “Your package is the only gift I need to unwrap tonight.”

6. “You’re the reason I’m on the naughty list this year.”

7. “Meet me under the mistletoe.”

8. “I’ll be content if you are the one stuffing my stocking.”

9. “ ‘Tis the season for sex.”

 10. “Unwrap me.”

[anon-writer-101]

Dialogue Prompts - Smut

Feel free to share, request or complete yourself ❤️

1.    You are introuble now

2.    Just you wait, mister!

3.    Its okay, I want this

4.    You promise it wont hurt?

5.    You cant be teasing me like that!

6.    I want to try something new

7.    You are down for anything, aren’t you?

8.    Geez, you cant even keep it locked down for five minutes

9.    That’s your limit

10. Just a little more

11. I need you. I need this

12. You are such the exhibitionist

13. Where on earth are my clothes

14. You just look so good when you wear my shirt

15. Do you know hard you make it to keep my hands off you

[memehyena]

Short Smut Fic Challenge!

I have started a short smut fic challenge with myself. I try and write something with 1k words or less based on a prompt. I thought I’d make a prompt list and make it public for others to use! Feel free to submit requests to add to the prompt list!

Word/Sentence Prompts

Heat/Heated/Warmth

Chill/Cold/Ice

When We Touch It Is Magic

Skin On Skin Contact

Wet Mouths Are Best

I Need You In All Ways

Two Souls Intertwined

So Sexy It Hurts

Unconventional Locations

Look Into My Eyes

A New Angle

These Carnal Delights

Experiments

Love And Death

That Isn’t Right

In Public

Earth-Shattering

Shudder

Tease

Discoveries

Dialog Prompts

“I can’t stop.”

“Your body is a temple and I plan on worshiping you.”

“Please-- I need you.”

“If you don’t throw me down and ravage me, I’m going to riot.”

“Please, pleasepleaseplease, I’ll be good.”

“Give it to me hard.”

“You don’t usually like it rough.”

“I love the way you look at me when you go down on me.”

“You don’t like to be teased?”

“Don’t act like you don’t know what I mean.”

“I want to take you into that bathroom and ravish you.”

“I need you to understand that I can’t wait.”

“Take me now.”

“Right here?”

“I want you to ride my face.”

“If you can’t take it, then take me.”

“That tickles!”

“You feel so good.”

“Don’t do this to me, I can’t--”

“Thank you~ Thankyouthankyouthankyou~”

[thebiggestnope]

78 and 133 pleaaassee??! I need another fix of Bruno smut 😍

Hey Anon! Sorry it took me so long to do this, but here you go. 78 - you’re so fucking hot when you’re made

133 - i don’t like being told what to do unless i’m naked NSFW - 18+ only. Minors scram

Bruno did a spin for Adriana, his posture more erect  than usual as he showed off his new tight, dark green briefs. “I think I look pretty good,” he said. He struck a pose and looked to Adriana for confirmation.

Adriana let out a low whistle. “Bruno, you’re so fucking hot when you’re made up like that.”

“Thank you.” He beamed and gave her a theatrical little bow. His cross necklace nestled back into his sparse chest hair as he straightened up again, and he smiled sheepishly. “It’s almost too bad I can’t show them off anywhere.”

Adriana beckoned him closer to where she was sitting on the edge of the bed, and looked up at him as she ran her hands over his torso. “You know, if you want me to show you off like this, we can arrange that.”

Bruno gave her a nervous laugh. “What, you’re going to take me out shopping at the market in my calzoncillos?”

“Maybe.” Adriana teased a finger under the waistband of his briefs. “But I’d want to put a collar and leash on you first. Make you crawl behind me for everyone to see how sexy you are, and for them to know you’re mine.”

Bruno’s growing erection was making his briefs look obscene. “I feel like the woman who runs the market won’t like that very much.”

“She might like it quite a lot. She strikes me as a dirty old dama.” She skimmed her lips over Bruno’s hip. “I could tell you what to do, in front of everyone.”

Bruno swallowed. “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.”

Adriana ghosted her mouth over the outline of Bruno’s cock, and he gasped. The briefs left nothing to the imagination. “Tsk tsk, Bruno. If you wouldn’t do as you’re told, I’d have to punish you right there, in public.”

Bruno whimpered, and his cock twitched against her lips through the cotton fabric.

“Perhaps I should give this little slut a taste of what I’d do to him if he disobeyed me like that.”

Bruno stifled a noise in the back of his throat. “Maybe you should. Please teach me how to behave, señora.”

Adriana grinned, hooked her fingers into Bruno’s waistband, and pulled his new briefs down to the floor. 

[urfriendlywriter]

How to write smut ?

(@urfriendlywriter | req by @rbsstuff @yourlocalmerchgirl anyone under the appropriate age, please proceed with caution :') hope this helps guys! )

writing smut depends on each person's writing style but i think there's something so gut-wrenchingly beautiful about smut when it's not very graphic and vivid. like., would this turn on a reader more?

"he kissed her, pulling her body closer to him."

or this?

"His lips felt so familiar it hurt her heart. His breathing had become more strained; his muscles tensed. She let herself sink into his embrace as his hands flattened against her spine. He drew her closer."

One may like either the top or the bottom one better, but it totally depends on your writing to make it work. Neither is bad, but the second example is more flattering, talking literally.

express one's sensory feelings, and the readers will automatically know what's happening.

writing, "her walls clenched against him, her breath hitching with his every thrust" is better than writing, "she was about to cum".

here are some vocabulary you can introduce in your writing:

whimpered, whispered, breathed lightly, stuttered, groaned, grunted, yearned, whined, ached, clenched, coaxed, cried out, heaved, hissed

shivering, shuddering, curling up against one's body, squirming, squirting, touching, teasing, taunting, guiding, kneeling, begging, pining, pinching, grinding,

swallowing, panting, sucking in a sharp breath, thrusting, moving gently, gripped, biting, quivering,

nibbling, tugging, pressing, licking, flicking, sucking, panting, gritting, exhaling in short breaths,

wet kisses, brushing soft kisses across their body (yk where), licking, sucking, teasing, tracing, tickling, bucking hips, forcing one on their knees

holding hips, guiding the one on top, moving aimlessly, mindlessly, sounds they make turn insanely beautiful, sinful to listen to

some adjectives to use: desperately, hurriedly, knowingly, teasingly, tauntingly, aimlessly, shamelessly, breathlessly, passionately, delicately, hungrily

he sighed with pleasure

her skin flushed

he shuddered when her body moved against his

he planted kisses along her jawline

her lips turned red, messy, kissed and flushed.

his hands were on his hair, pulling him.

light touches traveled down his back

words were coiled at his throat, coming out as broken sobs, wanting more

he arched his back, his breath quivering

her legs parted, sinking into the other's body, encircling around their waist.

+ mention the position, how they're being moved around---are they face down, kneeling, or standing, or on top or on bottom--it's really helpful to give a clear picture.

+ use lustful talk, slow seduction, teasing touches, erratic breathing, give the readers all while also giving them nothing. make them yearn but DO NOT PROLONG IT.

sources to refer to for more: (will be updated soon!)

[wraithlafitte]

wraith's "smut words" tier list

as someone who has extensively consumed smut in my life, i feel qualified to curate this tier list of words and euphemisms used in smut writing. 🧐

disclaimer: some of these words depend on context and are in tiers based on my initial reaction when i come across them. others are kink-sensitive, also depending on context. some of them i am simply tired of reading. enjoy sluts

whoring under the cut! MNDI!

S - is for slay

cock • pussy • arousal • cum • cunt • ass • breasts • fuck (verb) • whimper • groan • contort(ed/ing) • squirm • clit • full • grind • thrust • gasp • pound(s/ed/ing) • needy

A - not my first choice but better than some other options. still pretty slay

hardness • dick • walls • length • moan • shriek • dripping • pump(ed/ing) • heat • warmth • piston • grunt • flutter (ref. walls) • release • drill(ed/ing) • spill • pulse (verb) • hilt • bare • leaking

B - mid. boring. might make me laugh

wetness • sex (ref. genitals) • mound (pubic) • balls • spend • "cum" (spoken) • tits • slit (ref. penis head) • finish • hole(s) • raw • slick • velvet(y) • buck(ed/ing) • bulge • tent • tip • g-spot • soft spot • hard on • climax(ed/ing) • coming • vulva

C - sus/pushing it. i am def trying to figure out what it means and/or laughing

painfully hard • shaft • load • "cumming" (spoken) • mounds (ref. breasts) • scream • sopping • butt • nub • digit(s) • bundle of nerves • pleasure (verb) • rut(ted/ting) • mewl • seed • rock hard

D - ummm what. pardon. either too creative or not creative enough

spongy spot • folds • slit (ref. vulva) • come • penis • vagina • boobs • nipples • gushing • bud (ref. clit) • buds (ref. nips) • sticky • squelch(ed/ing) • crotch • naked • erect

F - IMMEDIATELY NO. burn in hell and also i'm screaming laughing

keening (that word does NOT mean what you think it means)• weeping (ref. vagine) • member • peaks • globes (ref. butt cheeks) • SENSITIVE NUB • wet cave (ref. mouth) • breed • cream(y) • licking a stripe • special spot • womb • globs

[improbable-outset]

★ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯: 𝘌𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘴

Ohhh we’re getting spicier now 👀 As always, minors DNI🔞. Please have an age in your bio before following. Some of these are recycled and reused in my other previous smut prompts, I just love them so much :3

˃ ❝Well, look who came crawling back.❞

˃ ❝Are you that excited to see me?❞

˃ ❝Shit, if you moan my name like that one more time-❞

˃ ❝You’re quite good at this.❞/ ❝And you’re entirely average.❞

˃ ❝This is only a stress relief, nothing more.❞

˃ ❝Oh really? Well your soaked panties say otherwise.❞

˃ ❝Why have you gone so quiet now?❞

˃ ❝Go fuck yourself!❞ / ❝Why don’t you come here and do it for me, coward.❞

˃ ❝You weren’t so quiet last night when you cried out my name.❞

˃ ❝Oh fuck do that again!❞ / ❝With pleasure…❞

˃ ❝It’s hard to hate you when you’re under me like this, submissive and breathless. Gorgeous sight really.❞

˃ ❝Are you getting aroused by this?❞

˃ ❝Keep your voice down, do you want people to catch us like this?❞

˃ ❝It’s much more fun getting you all pent up like this.❞

˃ ❝You weren’t supposed to hear that.❞

˃ ❝I’m hard/wet.❞ / ❝Sounds like a personal problem.❞

˃ ❝You could use those fingers for something useful like playing the piano.❞ / ❝Oh? But they look so gorgeous around your folds.❞

˃ ❝So are you going to bend me over or am I going to have to do it myself?❞

˃ ❝I can’t tell if I want to fight you or fuck you.❞

˃ ❝Stop with the sass mouth. I know you want me.❞

˃ ❝If you don’t shut your mouth, I will handcuff you onto this bed.❞

[depressopax]

Dale Cooper NSFW Alphabet

Part 3 - L - P

Fandom - Twin Peaks

|| Part 1 || Part 2 ||

Pairing: Dale Cooper x gender neutral reader Genre: Smut, headcanons Warning(s): Sexual content! MDNI! Words: 600 Summary: Part 3 of my "Dale Cooper NSFW alphabet challenge". L-P (Location, motivation, "No", oral, pace) English is not my main language, if I make any spelling mistakes please let me know so I can improve my writing! <3 || Masterlist || Request ||

(HOLY SHIT THE GIF GOT ME ACTING UP-)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bed! Dale likes privacy. He wants you alone and to really take his time together with you. 

…And he wants to be able to cuddle afterwards. Homeboy tired af after sex lmao

It is also the most “hygienic” place. 

He is not a fan of doing it against a table etc

…His office is the only exception ;)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Dirty talking. He loves it when you tell him all the things you want to do with him/the things you want him to do to you.

In a modern time AU… I’d say nudes, too. 

Nothing better than getting nudes from you. It awkward, but he likes the thrill of you teasing him with sexy photos whilst he works. 

He blushes like crazy 

Dale would probably have a whole private album on his phone with you.

Not necessarily nudes, just any photo you look hot/cute in to keep his fantasies going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Dale is pretty “vanilla” in bed.

Sure he likes trying new things nut he gets really shy and uncomfortable if it’s too kinky.

He wouldn’t enjoy anything to do with pain and blood. 

He hates the thought of seeing you in pain. It doesn’t matter if it’s part of the act, he wants to pleasure you - not hurt you.

Same thing goes for him. His job is dangerous enough in all they ways he can end up hurt. With you, he wants to feel safe and in bed he wants it to be all about pleasure and maybe intensity.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

LOVES giving.

Man… I could talk about this for hours.

…But I’m not gonna do that. Unless…

In your relationship, Dale was insecure at first.

But after the reactions from you when he used his oral skills - he was hooked.

He is amazed by how amazing he can make you feel, just by using his mouth and tongue.

He’s passionate doing it, too.

Slow, teasing movements and eye contact.

He likes it when you push him around a bit - like grabbing his hair, holding him in place or squeezing your thighs gently around his head etc etc…

He also knows how to use his hands during oral. Double pleasure it is 👀

Your moans, squirms and the way you taste on his tongue… Sometimes that’s honestly enough for him to cum undone. 

How can he not? Everything about the situation is arousing.

He’ll literally beg to go down on you. 

Yk what? Fuck it, Ima write headcanons for this. REMIND ME PLEASE, SOMEONE

Ofc he likes receiving too.

He’s not the head-pusher type. 

It’s totally up to you how you want to blow him. 

…Giving him heads under his desk when he does paperworks 👀

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers slow, sensual and loving.

He likes long, deep strokes and really savoring the feelings of being inside you.

This way, he can take in the feeling of your tightness and warmth, and feel your insides hug around his dick 

Although, fast and rough is a good way to release tension.

If you are more of a sub/bottom, he will not say no to fucking you hard and fast

…And he gives some DAMN GOOD (pun intended) aftercare after rough sex <3

If you are a dom/top, he will sometimes ask you to show him no mercy. 

Sometimes there’s no better stress-remedy than to get fucked dumb by the person he loves 🥹

*sigh* *opens character ai*

[honeyedmiller]

BARK BARK BARK 98 WITH DIN DJARIN PLEASE AND THANK YOU

damn y'all are on a din kick tonight lmaooo

warnings: literal filth. breeding kink. unprotected piv. 18+.

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You braced your hands on the cold metal walls of the Crest, legs spread and achy from being in this stance for so long. Din pounded into you relentlessly from behind, nothing but the smack of his hips against your ass to be heard.

You had bitten down on your lip so hard to try and not make too much noise, but Din wasn't having it.

"Let me, fuck, let me hear you, baby." Din coaxed, moving his hand to your front to furiously rub at your already abused clit. He was trying to draw your third orgasm out of you, and he was damn near successful as you felt the fiery feeling in the pit of your core build and build and build.

"Stars, Din, you feel so good. Not gonna last." You cry, head dropping between your shoulders. Your breathing was ragged, body weak and desperate to cum again.

"There you go, mesh'la. I can feel you. C'mon." Din's determination never wavered, but he felt himself teetering on the edge as well. He wanted you to cum one last time before he did.

"Makermakermaker—" You chanted, body convulsing as your orgasm tumbled down on you in a matter of seconds.

"Gods, you feel so good cyar'ika. Where do you want me?" Din's voice was strained, feeling absolutely wrecked as your cunt pulsated around him while you were coming down from your high.

"—Have an implant." Your words are slurred, completely cock drunk on the man pounding into you.

"Guess I'll have to cum in you then huh?" He questions, and as soon as you let out a meek "yes", his hips sputtered erratically as he released everything he had into you. He slumped over you and wrapped a strong arm around your torso, guiding you both to lay down on the cool metal floor of the ship.

"Always so perfect, my kar'ta." Din's soothing words lay like a blanket over your body, making you feel so loved, protected, and at peace.

Always.