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[themadknightuniverse]

Forgiveness

@bachaboska 's lacho trailers are living rent free in my mind :)

So here is what this unfinished one inspired me!

Lalo stepped from behind the tiny abandoned house he knew so well. So many cold bodies laid under the dust. But he wouldn't let the only one he cared for join the other souls.

He fired, as soon as Gus Fring crossed his vision, and the man behind this whole mess fell to the ground, a bullet through his head. Guns were out the next half second. Two pointing at Lalo. Three at Victor and Tyrus.

"Leave." Lalo's voice left no place for negotiation.

The two men, faces tense, climbed back into their vehicle and left in a cloud of dust. Lalo finally looked down at the man still kneeling before Bolsa. Nacho was looking back at him over his shoulder. His stunning brown eyes were wide opened. His beautiful face stained with dried blood. What a shame.

"No deberías haber hecho esto." You shouldn't have done this

Lalo looked at Bolsa, and couldn't be any less bothered by who's body it was, laying in the dust. This life was done for. There was nothing to change what happened. Lalo would have killed him sooner or later, he was sure of it. Bolsa stomped away, getting his phone out, cooking a fake explanation to give Eladio to cover his ass.

Lalo's attention briefly flied to his cousins and his tío. He exchanged a long look with Hector, who's eyes were still glaring daggers. He wanted the kneeling man to die too.

Lalo approached Nacho. He was breathing fast, shallow, eyelashes fluttering imperceptibly as not a single word seemed to pass his lips. Lalo wasn't really expecting any. He didn't need any. He could read his other half like an open book right this instant. The shock, fear and guiltiness.

Crouching behind him, Lalo freed Nacho, noticing the fresh blood on his fingers a second too late. Nacho had already brought his hands before him, his shoulders hunched forward. Lalo looked over him to see the younger man looking down at his bloody hand, a piece of glass cutting his skin as he kept squeezing it.

Lalo went to his feet, and gathered Nacho's arms to pull him backward, his other hand guiding the precious head of his lover against his shoulder. This brilliant mind he loved so dearly. He cradled him tenderly, fingers stroking his shirt and his head, as Nacho's breath hitched as he tried to contain obvious sobs.

"Esta bien, Nachito." Lalo murmured in his ear "Yo te perdono, mi amor. Te perdono."

Still hidden on top of a rock, Mike looked through his lenses as Nacho let go of the bloody piece of glass, and even with the distance the tears shining in his eyes were visible. Mike sighed, pulling away from the edge, collecting his weapon. He had hoped of a better future for this lad. But he knew the next time Death will be on its way to gather the poor soul, he wouldn't be alone.

[i23kazu]

♡ YOU AND I'VE BECOME A SACRED KIND OF HOME

characters. xiao diluc kaeya childe wriothesley alhaitham x gn!reader genre. romantic fluff. an. sometimes, settling into loving each other just needs to happen. title is from HSMTMTS " love you forever "! | please reblog!! im getting back into writing and reblogs with tags and comments will make me want to write more :D

xiao

his love is... strange. it's sweet in his own way. when he starts loving you, you actually don't realise it. they're never big gestures that start waving heart flags in your face with a plane that spells a contrail – i love (y/n)! no, his love is subtle and his love is sweet. watch as his hands start to inch closer towards yours, until his whole hand is on top of yours. look up once more, glance at him sweetly, and look at how he's he's blushing turned away from you.

diluc

his love... oh, it's just filled with goodness. his world is so much more colourful, so much more filled with light – your light. kiss him gently on the forehead as he drifts off to sleep, and watch his face loosen, whatever tension from the day just melting away from a second of your touch. there's a familiar spark in his eyes, one that his brother recognises.

kaeya

his love... may be hard to understand, at first. after all, this is a man who had been loved so hard and so fiercely – until that one fateful day, where it was snatched from his grip. it is hard for him to trust and love with the same vigour that he used to. please be patient with him, because when the ice cracks, and his warmth shines below, it will all be worth it.

childe

his love is sweet, but soon turns.. sour? some days, when you're alone and wishing for his presence, it feels like someone had ripped off the rose-coloured glasses from you. the bed is a little colder and there's always a mug unwashed on the rack, and every thing seems to remind you of his lack of presence. don't worry too much, darling, because your chest will feel warm and whole again once you hear the doorknob click open.

wriothesley

his love is unfamiliar – unlike anyone's you've ever seen. it's shiny and hard but also pillowy and soft and it's a mishmash of sounds, tastes, textures, colours, patterns – it's confusing. wriothesley is confusing. but that doesn't mean that he wants it to be that way, though – loving someone everyday isn't a feeling, but rather a choice. it's a choice that you both make. when you fit like pieces of a puzzle together, that's when the moment of clarity comes through – that he loves you.

alhaitham

his love is hard. it's metallic and unpleasant at first, a hard clash of what you think love is, versus what he thinks love is. no, he's not unromantic – he just prefers to show his love to you in a more practical way, and sometimes that practical way doesn't get translated properly to your head-in-the-clouds self. getting annoyed when you pay for things starts to look like him wanting you to sit down and let him treat you – so, start looking at things from his perspective, and you'll soon see that there's more than meets the eye for this scholar.

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[saigawrites]

Rescue ranger on their way!

Seelie! Genshin characters x Platonic! Gn! Reader

Tags : fluff, crack, scenarios. | part 2 part 3

Warnings : mentions of crying, cursing

Summary : Genshin characters get isekaed into our world, but as seelies. Waking up in an shady alley, they were lucky enough to find you, or you to find them.

They genuinely didn't know how have the events turned out like this. Currently, they were in as they assumed, a seelie form, and in a whole other universe. They got that just from opening their eyes. Everything was so extremely detailed, exaggeratedly textured and completely unfamiliar to them. They tried to take out their weapons to protect themselves from any possible threat, but found out that they got rid of their hands. Arms and legs and other body parts in general. All that was left from them was their mind, their conciousness, as they were trapped in a fluid blob body, more similar to a circle. Fear have awakened in their instincts, and they worriedly and carefully levitated around, studying the environment.

They stumbled upon you :

Panic took over their body the instant they opened their eyelids. Not even having the time to process the situation, the instantly flew from their spot, bumping into some random things first, then finally getting their sense of balance after some painful hits. They wanted to escape whatever area they were in fast, flowing through long alley between buildings to the street lit up by the night lights. But, as they were about to be free, you were about to pass by and took a direct hit by a surprisingly strong aura blob. That happened to be the last hit they could take, as they blackened out and fell into your bag.

Kaveh, Mika, Itto, Yoimiya, Amber, Chongyun, Bennet, Barbara.

You stumbled upon them :

They froze in their spot from confusion, as their mind couldn't process any information given to them in the period of them opening their eyes and adjusting their view. Their body refused to move, as all they could think was "What". While their mind was somewhere in space, travelling with stars and meteors, you noticed a brightly colored orb casually sitting on an alley floor. You thought the whole image in front of you was questionable, but your body seemingly moved on it's own, getting dangerously close to the unknown object. Kneeling down to it's level, you with massive second thoughts muttered "what a strange thing" and proceded to pick up the blob and put it inside your bag.

Thoma, Dehya, Al-haitam, Tignari, Shenhe, Kokomi, Ayaka, Rosaria, Mona, Diluc, Xiangling, Xingqui.

They snuggled inside a box in fear and you heard their cries :

Fear and horror overtook their body, as they trembled underneath the unfriendly landscape. The fact that they were now smaller, and couldn't protect themselves didn't help either. Their non-existent heart seemed to race as they looked around, and saw a small entrance into some tight space. Finding no other good shelter, they hesitantly entered the carbon box and snuggled themselves in the corner. They can't help but let out quiet cries, as their squeaks had an irregular tone. You, taking a walk late at night heard the cries of something small in the distance, and rushed over to help whatever creature was in trouble. Though, you didn't expect to see a pretty colored circle with ears, stuffed inside a box and shaking violently. Flashing them a warm smile, you carefully reached out your hand, seeing if the sentient balloon would response. Them, seeing your kind gesture, instinctively bolted from their shelter into you arms, nuzzling deep into your hoodie. You couldn't help but yelp a little, but then gaining your composure, you gently put them in your bag and headed home.

Wanderer, Ganyu, Fischl, Sucrose.

They explored around with cautiousness :

They are not usually the ones to give panic or fear control of their body. They reacted calmly to the situation, trying their best not to worry too much. Afterall, they are still strong, even if they don't have their weapons, and have turned into a seelie, right? Silently floating around the area and carefully studying the objects, they tried to locate where they were and what to do from now on. Peeking out slightly into the street from one of the buildings walls, they met your gaze and quickly backed away. Nervously searching for a hiding spot, they were met with the grasp of your hands, holding them firmly as they felt fear in their gut. But, seeing as you gently turned them to face you, attentively examining their features and form, and then smiling at them and saying "What on earth are you?" They couldn't help but feel safeness for the first time in this day. Maybe, just maybe, you are actually not bad.

Wanderer, Shinobu, Yunjin, Gorou, Raiden, Kujou Sara, Aether, Lumine, Eola, Yanfei, Xiao, Xinyan, Keqing, Jean, Razor, Noelle, Kayea, Beidou, Cyno.

They explored around with amusement :

They are fearless bastards, barely having anything threatening in their own world, they think they can fly around safely in a whole another planet. They spectate their surroundings with amazement or amusement, as they find the scenery interesting. They probably have already thought about this kind of thing, floating careless as a seelie, without a worry in mind. First they were only met with walls and trash that seemed gigantic to them, until you caught their perepherrial vision. They rushed towards your direction, sneakily burying themselves in the bag you were holding. You, dense and unknowing you, didn't even notice their genius plan and intentions, as you strolled back home from the store with noise-canceling earphones.

Baizhu, Zhongli, Heizou, Yelan, Ayato, Yae miko, Kazuha, Hu Tao, Albedo, Childe, Venti, Ninguang, Lisa.

Ahhhh is this long? Idk. But, this is my apology for the short-ass continuation of the previous fic😁. Wanderer has two tropes because I couldn't decide which one suited him the most🤔.

[front-facing-pokemon]

gmax sandaconda is the DEFINITION of snootirific. i'm not the nose rater but i have to say gmax sandaconda might have the best snoot in the whole franchise

i saw someone in the tags of one of the posts where i used the word "snootiferous" say that they added that word to their vocabulary. as though it was a word i didn't make up. i totally did make it up and now i keep saying it, specifically in posts on this blog. i have not said it anywhere in my real life but if i can make other folks say it then i think that's the ultimate funny

not getting their models, but rendering the eyes properly. there are two competing and likely theories for why the eyes are so fucked up in gen 9: number one being that the eyes are rendered dynamically in-game as shaders instead of as flat textures like they typically were in past pokémon games so that pokémon can look around, have reflections in their eyes, have more dynamic eyes, et cetera, which means they're much more difficult to render authentically for quick silly tumblr screenshots; and number two being that game freak renders them dynamically as a "security measure" to keep folks online from ripping the models as easily to use them for… whatever they want. such as blogs like this, which are of course extremely harmful to the pokémon company's bottom line and destroying their business et cetera et cetera (sarcasm). either way, the eyes are fucked up, and i either have to find a way to recreate the eye textures from what i am given in the texture files, or i have to find a way to recreate the eyes to the best of my ability using shaders in something like… blender, which is what i've been using for more recent models since gen 7. that puts more work on me for every individual model, and isn't exactly easy for models that i have to rip and convert myself when there are dozens of nodes in the shading panel that i don't know what to do with. for example, here's what quaxly (famously, a pokémon with pupils that can look around, as it appears in a whole cutscene in-game) looks like out-of-the-box when i convert it myself from the model format used in-game:

if you can't tell what's wrong, here's what it's Supposed to look like:

notice the white pupils? those aren't rendered properly in blender, notably because no texture exists for them. no texture even exists for anything you see in the eyes there, but it's all somehow magically appeared in the shading section, by magic. and i am not that kind of wizard

this means very little to me. i just played around with some of the nodes by looking at the strangely-colored textures that were given to me with the .trmdl conversion, and i managed to get something close enough:

but they kinda look like they're looking in two different directions (possibly fine? we'll have to see how they look front-facing) and the colors are slightly off (can anyone tell but me? possibly not); not to mention it likely won't be this easy with every pokémon. pokémon whose eyes are much more complex or have colors i can't easily match, for example, or pokémon for whom multiple parts of their eyes are missing… not to mention i don't necessarily have the time or willpower to be spending hours tinkering with these models every morning to make sure the eyes look right. ideally i can take what i've learned from fucking with quaxly right now to hopefully move forward a bit smoother, and eventually i'll refine a process. but until then, this is what worries me

right, but it's also less funny. the initial concept for this blog, inspired by pokémon like snivy, is that some pokémon look really funny when they're up in your face staring at you. it's a concept everyone loves. but if they're facing away from you, there's considerably less to work with there. they're all Kinda just gonna look the same. they lose a lot of that personality. i suppose i'll consider it if i ever run Really low on options, though

nah. i don't do visual art anymore. that time has passed—now if i do it, it's usually a one-off thing and i never want to look at what i've created again afterward

[fuuka101]

(1) A Strange New World! The Awakening Of Cure Second!

[Note: This is based off of Hirogaru Sky PreCure, so you may see some scenes that are similar to the show.]

It was a sun-shinning day as always in Outernet, everyone was selling things in the markets, kids were playing in the parks, and other sorts of things going on in the lovely digital world. Then we have Second Coming Chuujiro riding on an blue and yellow eagle and looking around the city. 

"Can you please stop moving around, you'll fall off."The eagle warned him.

"Sorry, it's that the Outernet place looks so fantastic, all the people having so much fun and spreading good vibes to one another!"SC responded.

"I guess so, many other kids say."The eagle replied letting out a smile.

"You really are enjoying this ride aren't you!"The eagle questioned.

"Mmm Hmm,"SC added.

"After all, the Outernet is invincible!"SC continued releasing a huge smile.

[𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜]

{𝙎𝙪𝙗𝙩𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙚}:𝘼 𝙎𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙! 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘼𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙊𝙛 𝘾𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙!

𝙅𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙚:𝙆𝙞𝙢𝙮𝙤̄𝙣𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙞! 𝙆𝙮𝙪𝙖 𝙨𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤 𝙠𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙞!

-At a meadow field of the Outernet with a forest nearby

The eagle was just dropping SC off at his destination where he was going and one he landed, SC got off the eagle.

"Alright kid, make sure to stay safe."He told them.

"Don't worry I will, thank you so much for the ride!"SC thanked.

"No problem kid!"The eagle replied. The eagle then jumped up and flew away off into the horizons.

"I can't believe this is the first time of me being out in Outernet on my own!"Sec told himself.

"What beautiful meadows there are!"SC replied.

SC was strolling on the meadows while picking up some pretty bloomed flowers, he kept doing it until he saw a cave with a sky blue glowing light from it.

"Huh?"SC questioned.

"What's that glowing light from that cave?"SC asked himself.

"Well, it's best I check it out so I can get my answer."SC responded.

SC then walked into the cave, it felt like a strange tunnel at first but then led him down to where the glowing light was. It revealed to be a black cat with neon blue and green glowing texture and cat like turquoise eyes, then there was a pixie like baby that with baby blue like skin with a baby clothing outfit along with a skirt in the colors baby green and baby yellow. The cat then turned to SC and he felt startled.

"Huh? W-who are you!"SC was scared a bit.

"Listen, listen, let us explain ourselves."The cat talked leaving SC even more scared.

"YOU CAN TALK!?!?"SC shouted in fear.

"Shhhhhhh! Don't let anyone else hear!"The cat warned.

"S-sorry it was just uncalled for."He replied.

"Lemme introduce myself first, I'm Digit."The female cat introduced.

"This baby pixie here is Verruca."Digit responded while pointing at Verruca who was laying down on the hard ground.

"Verruca?"Verruca said.

"Don't mind her, she's about a toddler age so she doesn't know how to say full sentences yet."Digit told SC.

"Oh alright then, nice to meet you two, I'm Second Coming Chuujiro, call me SC for short!"SC introduced himself.

"What are you two doing in this cave?"SC asked.

"Well, I'll explain to you, but you must know the whole thing."Digit told him.

"Alright then, tell me everything."SC replied.

"Well then, started the night before when everyone was asleep, a evil king and his follower came to kidnap all the pets and pixie fairies that lived here in Outernet. Me and Verruca were the only ones left so we had to hide in order to stay safe, The king was probably gonna watch over us so we hid in this cave until the time was right for us to go."Digit explained to SC and he looked shocked.

"Oh, I'm so sorry that king kidnapped all those pets and pixies, what's he gonna do with them?"SC questioned.

"I don't know, but it's not going to be good!"Digit added,

"V-verruca!"Verruca talked as she felt like she was gonna cry.

"I feel your pain Verruca."Digit responded as she comforted Verruca.

"H-hey, don't worry. Why don't you guys come with me! I promise i'll keep you two safe from that king and his follower!"SC confronted Digit and Verruca while picking them both up.

"Y-you will?"She asked and SC nodded.

"Thank you so much!"Digit cried in joy.

"Verruca!"Verruca also shouted her name!

Sometime later, SC was just taking Digit and Verruca out of the cave but just then some clouds started to cover up the sun with a little bit of lighting flashes.

"Huh? Why are the clouds covering up the sun?"Digit questioned.

"I dunno, the weather said it was going to be sunny all day."SC answered with a confused look on his face.

"Verruca! Verruca!"Verruca spoke.

"Verruca said let's go check it out."Digit told SC.

"Alright then."SC replied as he started to run all the way to the city.

Once he got there, SC was shocked because there were people screaming and running for their lives while there were Kimsubots turning people into stone statues. 

"W-what did I just walk into!"SC questioned.

"That must be the king and his follower causing chaos here!"Digit answered quickly.

"Verruca!"Verruca squealed as she started to tear up again.

"That's not good, what do we do!"SC started to panic.

"Let's hurry to the castle, that must be where everyone is for safety!"Digit responded.

"Ok!"SC commented.

SC started to run again all the way to the castle where everyone else might be and while he was doing that many people were screaming and turning into stone while some we're hiding and got found by the Kimsubots and there were the guards fighting them but they were sadly too weak and eventually got turned into stone statues.

SC managed to get to the throne room of the castle while the virus was slowly chasing him but soon started to pick up the pace and Alan was there slowly panicking that almost everyone has become stone statues.

"Excuse me!"SC called as he knocked on the door after he opened it.

"Oh phew, there's one more citizen who hasn't been turned to stone!"Alan was relieved.

"Your honor, what's going on!"SC quickly asked.

"I'm afraid the king and his follower have come and started a war on our turf!"Alan explained.

"What are we going to do!"SC questioned.

"Well there's only one thing I can do for you."Alan said.

"SC, you know why your name is Second Coming. It's because your the second chosen one, meaning your known as one of the strongest human beings here."Alan added.

"In order for you to be safe, I'm going to send you to earth so that way the king won't know where you are."He continued.

"And for you two."Alan commented as he looked at Digit and Verruca.

"If the king knows you two are on earth with SC, I have an important task for you both. I need you two to recruit magical warriors who can fight alongside us to help protect Outernet and the planet."Alan explained.

"They're known as the legendary warriors, the pretty cure."He added.

"And same thing with SC, you two must stay safe along with him,"He continued.

"Don't worry your honor, we won't let you down!"Digit commented.

"Verruca!"Verruca shouted.

"Alright then."He responded until they heard the sounds from the hallways meaning the king is getting closer.

"We don't have much time, hurry, I'll open a portal for you to go through!"Alan replied.

Alan then opened a portal which led to earth, SC jumped through the portal and after it closed.

A little while later, SC just came out of the portal along with Digit and Verruca. He was floating in the sky above a city but then...

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"SC screamed in fear as he was falling to his "death".

A minute earlier, the city was pretty and blue, there were cars driving or starting their engines, people getting to work, dropping off their kids to daycares, or some people out for walks of the pretty forecast. At an outdoor pet shop, there was a Red stick figure shopping for some parrot food.

"Hmm, which should I get? Unsaturated parrot food? Or zero sugar parrot food?"Red was having a hard time making his decision.

"Ah! Maybe I can let the parrots decide! That outta work!"Red answered. Just then Red started to hear a bit of screaming and then looked up noticing SC falling.

"Hey! Move aside!"SC warned Red, the two males were both panicking and Red didn't move out of the way he was just too scared and too shocked at the same time.

Just then Verruca's jewel on her forehead glowed green and then SC glowed in a green color as he started to slow down, after he landed softly on the ground while he stopped glowing green and he caught Digit and Verruca.

"Verruca!"Verruca shouted.

"Thank you so much for saving my fall Verruca!"SC thanked.

"Verruca!"Verruca commented.

"She said your welcome."Digit corrected and SC smiled. SC then noticed Red and his face was very confused and then...

"Ack! I'm so sorry for that chaos moment! I must have scared you, please let me explain!"SC apologized.

"I witnessed so many things! People turning into stone! Fairies getting captured! Tons and tons of screaming and agony! Nearly falling to my death!"He added.

"Wha, where am I! What is this town!"SC freaked out but then...

"TIME OUT!"Red shouted stopping SC's commotion and the both were silent for almost a minute while car starting

"Let's start this over, I'm Red Shimizu."Red introduced himself

"Nice to meet you Red Shimizu, I'm Second Coming Chuujiro."SC also introduced himself.

"I'm Digit and this is Verruca."Digit introduced herself and Verruca.

"Verruca!"Verruca said happily.

"Where did you use come from anyway, you just fell out of the sky?"Red asked.

"It's a long story."Digit answered.

"Well, I'm from this world, or more specifically a dimension. It's called Outernet!"SC answered.

"That seems like a cool place,"Red replied.

"Mmm Hmm, it's a world all about Internet and Digital Citizenship!"Digit commented.

"So, now that I'm here what should we do now?"SC questioned but just then the 4 of them heard screaming coming from somewhere.

"What was that!"Red asked.

"That might have came from a place,"SC answered.

"Over there!"Digit shouted as she was pointing at a place with trees and there was a ton of smoke.

Good eye Digit!"SC complimented.

Both of them started running to where the noise was coming from and once they got there, there was a huge royale purple and dark mint green giant monster causing chaos, at the sky there was a person floating. It was a Purple stick figure wearing evil dark ripped up clothing in a Prince style along with a pair a dark purple wings on,

"Yes Kimsubot! Cause all the chaos an destruction so we can collect more Outernet magic!"The stick figure commanded.

"KIMSUBOT!!!"The Kimsubot shouted and stomped his feet multiple times.

"Wait that monster looks familiar."SC questioned.

"What is that thing!"Red panicked.

"Red, that's a Kimsubot! One of the monsters that attacked Outernet earlier!"Digit answered.

"And who's that up there?"SC asked.

"That's Patience! The Kings prince!"Digit answered.

SC then had a moment to himself that he was known as one of the strongest human beings and didn't want anyone to suffer."I...I can't let this slide."SC quietly talked and Red managed to hear.

"Huh?"Red asked.

"Red, please hold Verruca and Digit,"SC told him.

"Ok but what are you gonna do?"Red questioned.

"Taking a stand!"SC replied.

SC then ran over to the Kimsubot who was about to hurt someone until SC called out to it.

"HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE!"

"Kimsubot?"The Kimsubot was confused.

"Huh?"Patience questioned as he and the Kimsubot turned around to see SC.

"Who the heck are you, can't you see I'm trying to cause chaos here!"Patience complained.

"Why are you and your huge monster hurting everyone here, it's not the right thing to do!"SC confronted.

"And why are you complaining...wait"Patience replied as he looked closer at SC and noticed he's one of the citizens in Outernet.

"Wait a minute, Your from Outernet!"Patience found out.

"Kimsubot! Get him so we can bring him back to Viralandia!"Patience commanded.

"Kimsubot!"The Kimsubot roared as was about to nearly kill SC.

"You attacked my family, you attacked my world, you attacked the people here..."SC told them.

"I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU THIS!!!"SC shouted. Just then a huge light that nearly blinded Patience and the jewel on Verruca's forehead started to glow. SC was glowing in a orange color while floating in the air.

"Ugh! What is this light!"Patience angerly asked.

"What the heck, what's happening!?"SC questioned.

"Hooray! SC your a pretty cure!"Digit congrats him.

"Verruca!"Verruca shouted in joy.

"I-I am!"SC wondered.

"You sure are!"Digit told him.

"Verruca!"Verruca squeaked as the jewel on her forehead glowed more and suddenly a orange light came out of it coming towards SC and the orange light landed on his hand and turned into a mirror looking pad

"What the, what is this?"SC asked.

"That's a Stickfigure Mirror,"Digit answered.

"Cool, what do I do with it?"SC asked again.

"You just shout Mirror Minor and it will start glowing and then just shout Precure, Silhouette Captive!"Digit explained and SC gave a determined face.

"Well I'm not going to let this slide, I'll do it!"SC replied. SC landed on the ground and stopped glowing and Verruca and Digit also landed softly landed next to Red.

"*takes a deep breath* here goes nothing."SC told himself. SC's body minus his head was now glowing in a orange color as well as his clothes disappeared.

"Mirror minor!"SC shouted as he pressed the button on mirror and it started to glow in an orange color. "Pretty cure, Silhouette Captive!" SC shouted again as he drew a circle and he began to transform.

SC spun around multiple times while moving and then he reached his arms out as they got covered in an bright Orange ribbon making SC's gloves appeared and bracelets on his wrists then a light going towards the middle of SC's chest turning into a broach and then the light spread threw his chest making his top appear. Then at SC's hips the light circled around and turned into shorts with a waist caps going down to almost the back of his knees. He then stepped onto the ground making his pastel green boots with anklets that were the same as his bracelets along with his long socks coming. His orange and green colored earrings appeared and pastel green halo appeared creating his accessory appear, after he put his Stickfigure mirror in a pouch on the left side of his hips then it closed and he landed on the ground.

"The stick figure of Illustration and leadership! Cure Second!"SC shouted as he struck a pose.

Red and Patience were both extremely shocked of how SC transformed into a pretty cure.

"C-cure Second?"Red talked.

"Woah, I became a pretty cure...Cool!"Second spoke.

"What, h-he's a pretty cure! That's impossible!!!"Patience also spoke while raising an eyebrow.

"Oh everything is possible with determination!"Second corrected him.

"Ugh! F*ck this! Kimsubot get him!"Patience commanded with anger.

"Kimsubot!"The Kimsubot roared and started going towards Cure Second.

"Oh crap, how do I fight?"Second whispered to himself."I'll just have to figure it out on the way."He sighed. Second jumped up and managed to dodge the Kimsubot's attack and then did a leapfrog move on it causing the Kimsubot to move around but almost fall down.

"Kimsubot?"The Kimsubot was confused on where did Second go but really...

"You hoo! Down here!"Second called as he was revealed to be on the bottom of the Kimsubot and it picked up it's foot.

"Kimsubot!"The Kimsubot was scared.

"Hey, we've got pretty good landscapes here, why don't you say we have a little spiny ride!"Second told it. Second started to spin the Kimsubot in circle's multiple times.

"HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA!"Second shouted as he then let go of the Kimsubot causing it to fly all the way to some trees and the Kimsubot screamed.

"Wow, I didn't know I could do that!"Second told himself.

"That's because your a pretty cure!"Digit told him.

"Ok, what do I do before it gets back up?"Second asked.

"You use your attack, just touch your stick figure mirror and draw something on it, then you'll be able to use your attack."Digit explained to him.

"Alright got it!"Second answered. He then took out his stick figure mirror and then drew a circle on it then the glowing circle came out of the mirror in front of Second.

"The spirits of the Outernet, awaken your heart!"Second said as a green and orange colored pen appeared and Second grabbed it and then once again drew a four pointed star.

"Pretty cure! Second Celestial!"Second shouted as green star became a beam and blasted straight towards the Kimsubot.

The Kimsubot didn't say anything and it turned back into it's object which revealed to be a cat plushie and everything that got wrecked turned back to normal.

"No! No no! Grr forget this, I'll just take you on another day. Later retard!"Patience insulted Second as he disappeared back to Viralandia.

"You did it Second!"Red complimented him as he ran over it Second.

"Heh, yes I did!"Second responded.

"Verruca!"Verruca replied.

"Who knew I could be a pretty cure!"Second told himself. Second then transformed back into his normal self, then he suddenly passed out and fell but Red managed to catch him.

"SC, SC!"Red cried hoping he didn't loose his consciousness.

"He must have passed out!"Digit said.

"Verruca?"Verruca questioned as she went over to SC's chest and heard it meaning he's still good.

"Verruca!"Verruca answered.

"Verruca said he's still breathing so he's good, must be sleeping."Digit told Red.

"Ok then, I should take him to my house so he can regain his conscious."Red told himself.

Red then carried SC all the way to his house and some people were looking at them thinking Red and SC are dating when they're not.

(End)

Word count: 2753

Next Episode: 𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱! 𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲!

[jimposts]

slams face into ground!!! autism category 9 event

Kinito Unwanted Protection fic (it's also 2nd person bc I've written this way for so long it makes so much sense!!!)

Tw/Cw: Panic Attack, Kidnapping, being alive and dead at the same time

Being anxious has never helped you in anything! The sweat building in your hair made you painful aware of that. You knew you needed to get out, get away from this entire area and go rest. You politely excused yourself out of the kitchen, where the majority of the noise was coming from. You had already taken out your dog, so now there was nothing stopping you from relaxing properly. You could only sigh heavily when you finally closed the door of your room

Kinito sat on your bed, kicking his feet back and worth in excitement. He nearly knocked you over when you sat down next to him. He made his rightful place in-between your arms and chest, listening to your heartrate. You lay down, letting yourself relax into Kinito.

"Kints, you would not believe the day I've had today" you start, rubbing the top of the his head. You detailed the day to him in all your anxious 'glory'. You tell him about the store and how people would stare at you. You laugh about the fact that someone looked at you weirdly when you drove by. You recall the fact that you were getting nervous about finally getting out of school. Kinito seemed to listen with worry in his eyes, rubbing against your check when you hugged him closer.

He couldn't talk with you in his current form, so he used his body language! You knew that if he went inside your TV he could easily speak, but he liked being out here with you.

"I think I'll take a shower, then head to bed for once" You sit up, putting Kinito back onto the bed. Kinito made a sound that was akin to a whimper.

"Kints... I'll be right back..!" You lovingly rub the top of his head. "Plus, we'll cuddle when I do sleep anyways" You grab the normal PJs to change into afterwords. You give Kinito one more hug, leaving him alone in your room.

-

As you finish up changing, you take a look at your hair.

'I should probably redye it...it'll make me happier! Maybe a shade of pink this time!'

You decided to skip brushing your teeth for now, saving it for later. You rough up your hair alittle before heading back to your room.

"Hey Kints! I'm backkk!"

You smile widely, before noticing Kinito was no where to be found.

'Strange... he's usually waiting for me?'

You look around for him, maybe he's playing hide and seek with you? But wouldn't he tell you?

"Kints! I don't have time for this! I want to sleep and if you aren't here I'm not cuddling with you!"

You were kidding, you just wanted him to come out of his hiding place.

...

Nothing though. No little pink axotol running out. Nothing

"Kinito?"

Suddenly though, you could feel a familiar hand on your shoulder.

"Oh thank God, I was worried for a second there Kints-"

Before anything else, you were suddenly pulled in.

-

"...and that's the last of it!"

You felt your head spin around, confused at the sound of Kinito voice. One look and you knew you weren't in any real place. This wasn't reality, this was inside some sort of code. You tried to make out your appearance with your eyes, but your pounding head made it almost impossible. You closed your eyes again, hoping everything would be back to normal.

-

The next time you opened your eyes, you felt your previous migraine had subsided. You yawned as you properly prop yourself up. Your vision adjusted to the bright colors of your new environment. It didn't seem the time had gone by in your time out. Was there no night cycle? Was it only day?

You look down at your hands. They looked, real enough. If you looked closely you could see your pixels, but just at a glance you wouldn't assume anything. You touched your skin, smooth, too smooth. You missed your arm hair already...wait do you even have hair? You touched your head. You felt relief as you could feel your normal hair texture. It felt like it's normal werid self. You wondered why this texture was the most realistic out of everything.

'Well, no use in this. I guess I can explore for a little until I find Kinito?"

You kicked off the yellow blanket, noting the floor as you touched it with your feet. The floor felt, weirdly warm? But it wasn't a bad warm, more of the warm you feel when entered a carpeted area after being on hardwood floors. It was an odd feeling

You looked at the walls, seeing your own posters from your room. They looked exactly like them as well, including the rips and tears. They even felt...like them?

You opened your mouth, like you would to speak. But nothing... Nothing came out of your mouth. You tried clearing your throat, maybe you were raspy? You couldn't clear your throat, there was nothing to clear. You tried whistling, there was no air to push out. You tried breathing, but there was no air to take in. You weren't suffocating, but you weren't breathing at all. You placed your hand over your heart, hearing it pound in your chest. You tried breathing deeply like your techniques taught you, but no air would relieve you.

Instead, a text box appeared next to your head. Severel exclamation points followed by a frown face could be seen. The appearance of the textbox made more exclamation points appear. This was Hell and you didn't have a solution for it.

"Friend! I was wondering when you would wake up!"

You whipped your head around to Kinito, who seemed to be smaller than you. Your text showed more exclamation points followed by question marks. You felt your eyes water as you collapse to the floor.

Breathing was impossible and you needed to breathe

Kinito eyes sadden as he walked towards you.

-

[7-andahalf-rats]

i was so distraught that i couldnt eat my prize, so for my birthday this year i made it myself

a half-baked (ha) recipe under cut

please note that i dont write recipes (nor really cook), so this may be a bad guide. this is just what i used and did

Stuff:

These two store-bought mixes (and everything on the back of them

24 cupcake pan

This frosting and food coloring (only need the red)

Stuff to put cupcakes in (those paper things. The wrapping. Whatever they're called)

--

Making:

Make cupcakes with the mixes. 12 of one kind and 12 of the other.

Bake like usual.

When done, take any amount of cupcakes and crumble them into a bowl. I used 6, 3 of each kind.

Put the frosting into another bowl, and add the red food coloring (It'll look pink if you use the frosting I did, don't worry about it).

Put frosting into microwave for 10 seconds. Pour over crumbled cupcakes.

Mix them together. I used my hands (channeling Leshy), but there's probably a better way. Add more frosting as needed, but be warned, it makes it more sticky.

When it looks disgusting, take it out and mush it into the correct shape. Add candle of any kind.

Then you're done. I reccomend putting it in a safe, for safe keeping in anticipation of a worthy challenger (or to feed your subordinate's dog). Do not put a skinkbug in the safe. She will eat it all.

If you make this, be warned that the texture is strange. It tastes and smells normal but if you're pretty easily turned away with texture, I can't really reccomend this. It isn't a BAD texture, imo, but it's just... weird. Make your own decision, though. I'm not here to tell you what to make and eat.

if anybody who sees this makes this and improves the recipe, please tag me. i wanna see how close it can get to ingame (while still being edible, preferably)

[ghostussy]

Secondo x Teen reader

Secondo taking the depressed teen reader outside for some fresh air, and they're weird about it. Idk. Descriptions are the bane of my existence please enjoy this drabble

Warning: tagged nsfw for a couple of sex jokes

. . .

"Some fresh air will do you some good, kiddo," Secondo says, leading you to the door leading into the garden. "I know it's late, but I also know how you like the stars," he smiles.

When he pushes open the door, the two of you pause. It's pouring down rain. Secondo looks at you, sadness in his eyes.

"Oh, child, I'm so-" He's cut off as you push past him, running through the courtyard at full speed. Through the grass, the trees, the stones, the flowers- the rain immediately swallows you, falling through your hair and soaking through your clothes.

"Wait!" Secondo bellows, running after you. You slow, then stop in the ice-cold rain as he approaches.

He finally catches up to you, paint running down his face; his clothes, much like yours, are soaked. "Kid, what the hell-" then you spin around, slicking back your hair as the bright colored dye you used ran down your face. You also wore the biggest, dopiest smile he'd ever seen. He throws his head back with a laugh. "You are so strange," he says, pulling you into a hug. Your dye mixes with his paint, staining his shirt beyond cleaning. He doesn't care.

"Come on, I'm fucking freezing," he says, ushering you back inside after a moment. "Damnit, I can't believe I just allowed a teenager to drag me outside in the rain."

"But it was fun!" you say, still wearing that smile.

"Come on, it's past your bedtime," he grumbles, unable to hide his own smile.

. . .

A little while later, you both have showered and are getting ready for bed. He insists you stay in his bed because, quote-on-quote, he "needs to make sure you don't get a cold."

So now you're sitting at the edge of his bed, wrapped in one of his many blankets. Sitting next to you is a decently-sized dog plush, that you'd insisted you bring with you.

"What do you mean, 'it's perfect hugging size?'" Secondo laughs. "Aren't you too old for stuffies?"

"Why do you have silk sheets and pillow covers? You don't have any hair," you retort.

He laughs. "It's actually for all the women I-" then he stops, looking like a deer caught in the headlights. "Why don't we stop talking for a little while."

"Papa!" you exclaim. "Gross!"

"I didn't say anything!" he says, trying to cover his tracks.

"Then what do you do with those women?" you ask, trying to cover a laugh.

He sputters. "We, uh- pillow fight. He have pillow fights, yeah." He looks over to see you looking at him disapprovingly. He picks up his comforter and tosses it over your head. "Go to sleep."

You laugh, pulling the blanket off, finally moving to lay down. "Hey, why is this part of the sheet crusty?"

"WHAT?" He bellows. He scrambles, moving to feel the sheets for any strange textures. He stops when you start laughing, hard. "Very funny, stronzo."

"You still worried I'm gonna catch a cold?" you ask.

"I'm more concerned if you're going to, eh, catch these hands, is that how you say it?"

He sighs heavily when you bite your lip, trying not to laugh. He tosses a pillow at you, smacking you square in the face. "Go to sleep, damnit. I'm getting tired of you."

"You could never get tired of me," you say, sitting up and smiling at him.

He sighs again. "Go to sleep."

"Not tired."

He turns off the lamp on your side of the bed, then walks over to his side. He settles in, adjusting the heavy comforter over you, then himself. "Don't care. Go to sleep."

You pull yourself closer to him with a yawn. "Are you really getting tired of me?" you ask.

He sighs. "Never, kiddo." A moment passes. "You wanna watch a movie?"

"Sure."

. . .

Some time into the movie, Secondo notices you pulling closer to him. Before long you're clinging to him, your head on his chest and arms wrapped around his middle.

"Kiddo?" he asks.

"Hmm...?"

"Why are you being so clingy? Is something wrong?"

"No. 'M fine."

After eyeing you for a moment, he understands.

"Oh. Are you getting sleepy?"

You shrug.

"Well come here. Let your papa handle that then. I think someone is getting sleepy," he coos.

"Am not," you say, tiredly rubbing your eyes with a yawn. "Not sleepy."

"Nonsense." He adjusts the blanket up to your chin. "All that playing in the rain made you tired, I can tell."

"Not tired," you say quietly. He runs his hand along your back, watching your eyelids flutter.

"Shhh," he whispers. "You don't have to fight it. Just go to sleep, you need it."

"Not sleepy," you whine, reminding him more of a child than a teenager.

"Okay," he says gently. "Just keep watching the movie, then." He continues to rub your back, watching as you slowly, but surely, start to drift off to sleep in his arms. "Goodnight, little one. Rest well."

[theauthorsarchive]

Statement #7: Mr Naughty Bones

[CLICK]

Zaine

Hey thanks for bringing my recording gear Shrimp.

Stace

Don't mention it, hey where's your folks?

Zaine

At their house I didn't tell them about this. 

Stace

Why not their sweet baby boy assaulted by an armed mad man. Shouldn't you be crying to mommy shaking in the cold rain. 

Zaine

I don't know, I just don't want to worry them, plus it's not a big deal, just a … weird mishap. 

Stace

A we-weird mishap. Look at your fucking face you look like leatherfaces unattractive cousin!

Zaine

Oof right through the heart you gotta work on your bedside manner doc. 

Stace 

If i was your doctor you wouldn't be up talking shit. Well anyway I gotta go.

Zaine

Ooh gotta hot date?

Stace

As a matter of fact I do.

Zaine

Oh and who's the unlucky soul.

Stace

Your mom.

SLAM

…sigh alright, time to go to work. Story submitted by … me I guess, Klovn gave me a book and now i guess i'm going to read it. Original recording May 16th 2016, recording by Zaine Allgood.

Recording starts.

The book is completely covered in black leather. From the texture I can assume it to be from a pig. The cover has the words Mr Naughty Bones in white,a skull with a top hat serving as the O.

On the first page is a long street covered in darkness. Every house on the street has its lights off, the pages seem to be colored in using charcoal. At the end of the street is a figure standing ominously. The words ‘don't be afraid when Mr Naughty Bones comes to town’.

The next page we see a skeleton with a black top hat shambling down the road. His steps seem awkward and light like if someone were learning how to walk for a second time. His bones are stained with a dark brown like varnish on wood. He's holding a sack in his hand. It seems to be weighed down by something inside of it. The words ‘you always know when he's in your town. Because the sound of his bones clatter and clank against the road.’ 

On the next page is of a house with the lights on. People are silhouetted in the windows laughing and talking. Strangely the windows are at a slanted angle in a sad expression and the house is at an awkward angle, almost like it is cowering. The text says ‘when you hear Mr Naughty Bones turn off the lights and hide.’

Then the next page holds on a close up of the door Mr Naughty Bones shadow looming over his hand visible on the door knob. ‘Don't try to lock the door Mr Naughty Bones knows the way inside.’ is written on the window next to the door on the opposite window a silhouette stands laughing.

Next is the inside of the house. All the people stop and stare in horror at the new guest. Standing in the door frame illuminated by the light of the house is Mr Naughty Bones his bag held open. 'If Mr Naughty Bones sees you he's sure to be naughty.’ 

The next few pages are in gruesome detail as Mr Naughty Bones tears the flesh from the guests. Stuffing it into its sack with a squelch that seems to come from the book itself. The color of the blood is that of a dark reddish brown that stains my hands as I touch the pages. As the pages go on the brown seems to leak from the pages. 

On the last page is Mr Naughty Bones walking away from the house, his bag heavy and dripping on the street as he walks away. The text at the end states ‘As Mr Naughty Bones leaves your city remember…Mr Naughty Bones always lies.’ 

[CLICK] 

[CLICK]

Its a couple of hours later and I'm going to be discharged in the morning. The strange thing was that my medical bill was covered by someone. I couldn't tell you who but I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. Anyway apparently my scars are permanent with a small chance of them fading after eleven or so years. Thanks Klovn. But it's strange I can hear something…whispers there telling me things. They say things about people,places,monsters i don't know why but im sure its got something to do with my new title. There not stopping.

[CLICK]

[slimeywooper]

Labmas AU - Unintended Consequences

Chapter 6 Part 2 - Agreement

It was evening when you heard a light knocking on your door. It must be Nobori. You had become worried he wouldn't show, or that Alvis hadn't bothered to tell him to come. Jumping up, you turn off your phone and place it on the table. Rushing to the door and opening it, you're greeted with Nobori's back.

He begins talking while facing the wall, "Hello, (Y/N). I apologize for coming so late. It was a shock when Mr. Alvis came to inform me you had requested my presence. He sounded terrified to be speaking to me. I must admit, I've never been invited inside anyone's personal quarters before, barring Kudari's of course."

"Really? Well, don't be nervous, I just wanted to thank you." Stepping aside to make room for him to enter, he doesn't move. "Um, you can turn around and come in now." You say this lightly, so it won't come across as a demand.

"Yes, well… do you remember when I told you how I was able to hide my hybrid features? I'm not hiding them at this time, and I don't want to startle you." He spoke quietly when saying this.

You hadn't anticipated getting to see such an intimate side of him tonight, but console him, "It's no problem at all. Would you like me to close my eyes until you're ready?"

"…Yes, I think I would appreciate that," Came his soft voice.

"Okay, I'll close my eyes now." A moment after closing them, you feel him pass by, so you shut the door. Turning, you slowly walk to the couch, arms outstretched so you won't hit anything. Nobori grabs your wrist and helps guide you. After you sit down you say, "Let me know when you're ready for me to open them." The couch shifts, indicating he has sat next to you.

"A-all right. You may open your eyes," He murmurs. Slowly opening them, your attention is drawn to the soft, yellow glow of his eyes and the impossibly black pigmentation encircling them. If you had opened the door to him facing you, they would have been the first thing you saw in the dim hallway. He wore a nervous expression, eyes wide and mouth slightly open. His skin was a light lavender color. You could definitely see the Chandelure in him. He wasn't wearing his trench coat, substituting it for a turtleneck. Or perhaps he always wore that under his coat. Also absent were his gloves. You reached your hand out towards his, but stopped to ask permission, "May I touch your hand?"

"You may." He whispered it so softly, you wondered if you imagined it.

Continuing on your mission, you grab his hand and lift it closer so you can get a better look. It has the same lavender color as his face, but other than that, it feels like a normal hand. No change in temperature or texture. Lowering his hand, your fingers reach up and brush the rim of his hat, looking to him for approval. After a nod, you remove it. His hair was receding and the same silver color as his sideburns and goatee. Placing the cap back on his head, you felt your curiosity was satiated. You decided to ask the question that had popped in your head when first seeing his true visage. "How is it you make yourself look…"

"Like a normal person?" He finishes the question for you, looking down as he explains, "Lots of makeup. It's quite tricky to apply enough to cover the black rings. Definitely a learning curve. Scleral contact lenses cover most of the glow my eyes give off. I never wear short sleeves, so my arms are always out of view. As are my hands when I wear gloves."

Thinking of all the effort he must put in for something that was so easy for others, you realize he must not expose many people to how he looks. Feeling strangely honored for getting to see it, you recognize his courage in revealing himself to you. "Thank you for showing me the real you. I know you didn't have to. Sorry if it made you uncomfortable."

He looks back to you, speaking assuredly, "Not at all. I was more worried I would upset you with my appearance."

"Well, you shouldn't worry so much. I think you're quite handsome." You tell him with a smile, hoping he will see your sincerity. His face becomes a darker shade of purple, so you decide to save him from further embarrassment by changing the subject. "I'm glad you came. When I was at the lockers today, Colress didn't mention that I locked my badge in there yesterday. I know for a fact he wouldn't have let me live it down had he known. So, thank you for not telling him."

"It was nothing. You were very stressed and it was not pertinent information to the subject we were discussing." He starts playing with his goatee. It must be a habit of his, you note.

With how often he and Colress talk, it seems Nobori is in a high position within Team Plasma, at least in the laboratory. Being given access to the whole lab, and even Kudari. "If you don't mind my asking, what exactly do you do for Colress?" You couldn't help your curiosity.

"I don't do much, really. Dr. Colress only calls on me when there is need. My work is done outside of Plasma headquarters. I assure there aren't any negative optics arising for Team Plasma and prevent inconveniences from happening. It would probably be more factual to say that my real job is caring for Kudari." Pausing as if he just remembered something, he continues, "On the topic of Dr. Colress, I should be returning to my room. Though I have only been here a short while, If he discovers I left, he will be quite displeased with me."

"Wait, does he seriously make you stay in your room when you're not working?" You were horrified at the implication.

"It's not that I'm not normally allowed to leave my room, I would just rather not make the others who work here uneasy. However, I'm afraid Dr. Colress is upset that I let Kudari out the other day, and has told me not to leave my room as a form of punishment. He feels Kudari is a danger and doesn't like him to be let out unless someone is watching him, which rarely happens now." There was a hint of sadness in his voice. Nobori stands from the couch and looks down to you. "Thank you for inviting me over. It was an exhilarating experience in the daily monotony of my life."

Standing up as well, you remember the other topic you wanted to discuss with him. "It was no problem, really. But, before you go, I have a request as well." Nobori straightens his back. "Colress told me you can more or less 'hypnotize' people. And, though I appreciate that you were trying to calm me down, can you… not do that again? What I feel may not always be pleasant, but they're my feelings to endure." You hope you explained it to him adequately, without sounding as if he did something wrong.

He gives you a shocked expression, before apologizing, "Forgive me, I thought I was helping you. I did not realize it would disturb you so." Nobori looks distraught. "I will be sure not to do so again from here on out, unless you ask." He bows his head in repentance.

"Hey, don't feel too bad about it. You couldn't have known it would bother me." You place a finger under his chin to softly lift his head back up. "Honestly, last night was the best sleep I ever had!" You give him a big grin. His face becomes deep purple again as you continue, "Alright, I'll let you go. Take care of yourself. Don't take this the wrong way, I know you respect him, but Colress can come across as extremely passive aggressive. Try not to let him put you down."

His mood immediately lifts. "I know exactly what you mean. He's definitely an… acquired taste." Smiling once more, he tips his hat, "Have sweet dreams, (Y/N). I'm sure I'll see you around." He turns and lets himself out, giving you one last glance before he's gone.

Alone again, you were smiling like a fool. Was something happening? You were much too busy attempting to navigate Colress and your work situation for anything to be happening. It's probably just nerves. You hope it's just nerves. Still, you consider Nobori to be extremely handsome. Which didn't mean anything. So was Colress, but he was an ass. Whereas Nobori was gentle and sweet. It would be best for you to get some sleep and stop thinking for the night. Only bad things can come from thinking so much. You decided to just concentrate on your breathing and what tomorrow would be like. Definitely not looking forward to potentially running into Nobori.

[got-here-from-pinterest]

Attention! I did not create these! They were the inspiration for this story.

Got that? Good :)

Valentines day.

It's a nice holiday, dont get me wrong. I loved it as a kid, but recently it's been... strange. For the past 2 years, on the fourteenth of every month, I've been receiving little gifts at my home. At first it was the stereotypical cards and chocolate that everyone gets their crush. Then it was plushies that I wanted. Whatever, it must be one of my friends who have heard me mention that I wanted the plushie.

And then it was more personal stuff. Things that I didn't mention to my friends. Not even to my family. I just kept it in the back of my mind, and then on the fourteenth, I would have it.

This whole weird scenario might have something to do with the almost white, floating strand of hair in front of my hair. It's meant to be the natural color of my soulmate's hair. My friends all have blonde or brown streaks, with varying textures, but no matter what I do with the streak in my hair, it always floats upward.

Well, since it's Valentines day, I think I know how to find out who my soulmate is. It's still early morning, so I decide to say, quietly "Who are you?"

Nothing happened. Oh well. Geuss it's just another mystery of the universe. Maybe I could write about it online or something. I'll take care of that later.

I finally decide to get out of bed and get ready for my day. I don't have anything planned, it's raining anyway. I can just go out and grab a donut or something, and then come right back home, I don't mind the rain, anyway.

"It's really coming down, now" I mumble to myself, as I step out of my car with a bag of 2 donuts, both for myself of course. But as I close the door, something catches my eye. There's someone on my doorstep? Oh, well. I pretend not to see them, until I notice the large wings and small halo. I turn to look at them, and immediately notice their hair.

It's soaked, but it's also completely white. Except for the streak of black, my own hair color, in the same place as my own streak of white.

"Hello, buddy. I heard that you wanted to know who I am, so... I'm here...." His voice was soft, and he looked nervous.

I found myself opening the door, and helping him up, disregarding "stranger danger" entirely.

"Need some shelter from the rain? It looks like it's hard to fly with wet wings" I said, a little worried for the angel's well being

"That would actually be nice. My name's Ari, I'm your gaurdian angel, but I'm kinda new to the job, and..." He trailed off "Anyway, thank you for your kindness"

"No problem" I replied "It's quite literally the least I can do"

[sardonic-the-writer]

hey again god, hope im not being annoying hehe... anyway! reader and simpbur are at the mall together. y/n sees a victoria's secret and realizes she needs a few things from there, what would simpbur do? wait outside, embarassed, hold things and follow her around, or be so bold as to pick things out? (lets all agree he deffo knows her chest size already)

Simpbur would fucking melt right then and there.

He'd be pulling at his collar with a red hot face, stuttering and tripping over his own feet all the while following after you into the black and pink store like a lost little puppy.

The workers would be a little suspicious and put off by his strange behavior around your calm demnor, but divert their attention somewhere else when you sent a seething glare their way. After all, they have no right to look at your friend like that! He's just holding your bags for you, nothing more.

As you meandered around, holding up things against your clothed skin and seeing if you liked them, Simpbur would be avoiding eye contact with every single thing in that damn store out of pure embarrassment. That is, untill his brown and slightly watery eyes catch sight of a scantily clad manaquine displaying a particulary appealing piece of lingerie.

It was his favorite color; especially on you. A deep black hue that was studded with one or two dimly sparkling (although admittedly fake) diamonds around the slim wasteband. Intricate patterns were discretely sewn into the smoky texture with precision, drawing his attention in even more.

Simpbur swallowed dryly, working what felt like a pound of cotton around in his throat as his eyes stayed locked with the fabric. You were standing only a few feet away, and when Simpburs eyes glanced back at you, they glossed over with pleasure. All he could see you wearing now was that set of lacy panties and nothing more, on your knees for him with your mouth opened wide.

Now the man was standing behind a clothing rack, trying to hide his hard on while slipping a pair of those undergarments into one of your bags all the same. They'd probably just end up ripped and soaked later, but he pushed that thought aside.

Don't worry. He would pay for it. It might be expensive to the broke man, but worth it later when Simpbur would be able to see his angel making all those pretty sounds for him.

Simpbur resisted the urge to whine as you looked back at him, the image still fresh in his mind.

"Ready to go?"

He nodded frantically, practically aching to get to your shared apartment now.

You were definitely for a wild ride when you got home.

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Jamil Viper Apprentice Chef Personal Story: Part 2

"Master Chef"

(Part 1) Part 2

[Cafeteria – Judging Venue]

Master Chef - Jamil Version ～Let's Make Horse Mackerel Fritters 2～

Azul: Oya, if it isn't Jamil-san!

Jamil: Ugh, Azul… Of all people, you're my judge.

Azul: I have often heard tales of your cooking skills, Jamil-san. I look forward to finally being able to try it.

Jamil: You're too talkative, as usual. Just hurry with the judging and leave already.

Jamil: …Ahem. This here is a platter of horse mackerel fritters.

Azul: Oh, my… how gorgeous. I'm quite fascinated by the various colorful sauces.

Jamil: I drew inspiration from palatine cuisine. Wouldn't it be boring to just have brown sauce?

Azul: I would expect nothing less from you, Jamil-san. What a wonderful decision. Now, allow me to taste it before it cools.

[bite, chew, chew] …

Azul: The composition of the batter and the temperature at which you fried it is superb. The texture is light! The flavor has completely soaked into the fluffy body of the fish…!

Azul: And finally, these various dipping sauces.

Azul: It would be no exaggeration to call this the king of all dishes!

Jamil: The way you speak is the real exaggeration. Although, I suppose it's not incorrect to say that I did put my all into this dish.

Chef Ghost A: Jamil-kun did say that he wanted to be more particular with how it was presented. It really was worth my time to teach him!

Azul: It is a wonder that you were able to think up so many colorful sauces.

Jamil: If I were to describe each one…

Jamil: Red is tomato, green is avocado, and white is mascarpone. And the yellowish sauce is chickpea hummus.

Jamil: The blue sauce was difficult to produce and I really struggled with it. But don't you think that the acidity of blueberry somehow goes well with the horse mackerel?

Azul: Indeed, that was quite new for me as well. It is a dish that completely throws common sense out of the window. The way I view fritters will never again be the same.

Jamil: The more you heap on the praise like that, the more it stinks of lies… Well, I suppose this time I'll accept it at face value.

Chef Ghost A: Myyy, at one point I was quite worried because he was acting strange, but… all ends that ends well!

Azul: …Acting strange? May I ask you to elaborate on that, Chef?

Azul: I cannot imagine that the usually calm Jamil-san would ever show that different a side of himself, to the point where you were worried for him…

Azul: As his classmate, I cannot help but be worried for him. Was there some kind of "specific reason" for it?

Chef Ghost A: I don't know all the details, I only witnessed Jamil-kun laughing to himself while he was sharpening his knife.

Azul: While he was sharpening his knife!? Jamil-san, what in the world happened?

Jamil: …I suppose it isn't anything I need to keep concealed.

Jamil: I will never forget it. It was during a training camp for the basketball club―

FLASHBACK

―Several months ago, at the basketball training camp.

Everyone: THANKS FOR THE FOOD!!!

Ace: Whew～! The meal we get to eat right after a hard practice is the best! Jamil-senpai, everything you cook is delicious!!

Basketball Club Student A: Whenever I get to eat your cooking, it makes me happy that I joined the basketball club.

Basketball Club Student B: Same! I'm so jealous of the Scarabia students who get to eat this cooking all the time.

Jamil: You know… It's not like I am your cook or anything.

Floyd: Umihebi-kun, sure, your food is great and all, but it always looks kinda boring～

Jamil: …!!

Ace: Ah, when you put it that way, most of his dishes are pretty brown, yeah.

Jamil: (Boring… Brown…)

Ace: If there was a bit more red, yellow or other bright colors, the spread of dishes might look more appealing.

Jamil: (Brown… Boring… Brown… Boring…)

Floyd: When it comes to cooking, how it looks is also super important. Sometimes, even if you're not hungry, you can build an appetite if you see something that looks good, y'know.

Everyone: So true～ Ahahahahaha!

Jamil: (Brown… Boring… Brown… Boring… Brown… Boring...)

Jamil: …Is what happened. I couldn't believe that everyone was that dissatisfied with my cooking.

Jamil: My sister would always tell me that I make too many brown dishes, but to think that my clubmates all had the same feeling…

Azul: Fascinating. So this dish can be seen as your attempt to show them what you really can do.

Azul: What a dedicated effort you put into this! Once everyone in the basketball club tries these fritters, there's no doubt that they will change their perception of your cooking.

Jamil: I'm glad to hear that. It looks like with this dish I may not have to deal with those guys' complaints anymore.

Azul: Fufu… The basketball club sure is lucky to be able to see Jamil-san's "true abilities."

Jamil: …You don't ever stop talking, do you? Seriously, you're always just so entertained by other people's troubles.

Azul: No, no, I am simply envious of the basketball club, from the bottom of my heart. That being said, I have a proposal for you…

Azul: How would you like to work at the Mostro Lounge? I would love to have you manning our kitchens, Jamil-san.

Jamil: I absolutely, definitely refuse!!

(Part 1) Part 2

[dragondemoness]

Hey I’m see you write for ultra despair Girls so can you a platonic request for the warriors of hope x ultimate dragon reader y/n is half dragon they have tail sharp teeths wings and dragon eyes also they can turn into a full dragon they let the kids ride on they back headcanons

This is literally my dream talent-

Platonic Warriors of Hope x Ultimate Dragon Reader

Masaru Daimon 

Out of everyone, he loves your talent the most

He thinks it's so cool!

And he wants to use you to burn the adults with your fire

You never do, and he pouts about it, but your talent is still cool

Loves riding on your back as you tower over Towa City

He'll look at any adults roaming around below and shout at them

"Look out, demons! You're gonna get what you deserve soon!"

It's just so fun for him

Also likes to hang onto your tail while you very carefully swing it up and down

You might've accidentally thrown him off, but he's fine, don't worry

Overall, he appreciates your talent the most

You also scare off anyone who tries to give him any trouble

Jataro Kemuri 

Not as excited as Masaru, but he still thinks your talent is pretty cool

There's just not much that excites him about it

But it is pretty cool when you let him ride on your back as you ride through the skies of Towa City

"Wow... I can see my house from here..."

Also loves to pet your wings and tail

He likes the scaly texture

Also oddly fascinated by your fire

Sometimes you breathe fire into your hand and he just watches it with stars in his eyes

Has probably tried to touch it, but you didn't let him

Even though he's not as energetic or excited as Masaru, he still thinks your talent is pretty cool

Kotoko Utsugi

She likes your talent a lot!

Doesn't want to burn people alive or anything, but she likes the design of the scales on your wings and tail

Or spikes, if you have any

She likes to write little messages on your scales, and paint your claws pink

She especially likes your dragon form

And riding on your back is the best part

Like Jataro, she really likes your fire

Especially if you present the fire in cool patterns, or if you can change colors

If any adults give her trouble or creep her out, you're there in an instant

And you'll give that motherfucker a run for their money

In the end, she thinks your talent is pretty sweet

Nagisa Shingetsu 

What he wants to know is how you can change into a dragon

He's never met anyone who can do that, and he finds it a little bit strange

Your talent is cool as balls though

He likes the texture of your scales, and he likes your fire

And he loves flying on your back

When you fly through the sky with him on your back, you can catch him with a happy smile and sparkling eyes

Like a child 

You love to see him like this, he deserves to be happy

He never felt like this for most of his life, and you feel honored to be the one to give him that feeling

Probably does want to burn the demons alive, but not as insistent about it as Masaru

He'll suggest it here and there, and might feel a little frustrated when you say no

But he begrudgingly stands down

You don't trust Monaca around him, you have a bad feeling

So you keep a close eye on her when they're together

Monaca Towa

Fascinated 

Very, very fascinated

On the outside, she appears to only be mildly interested

But on the inside, she's thinking about how she can use your talent

The second she saw you, she befriended you

She told you her stories, and you're sympathetic, swearing to protect her from anything

You have officially fallen into her trap

She intends to use your talent demolish the demons and continue Junko's legacy

That's honestly really all she needs you for

But she doesn't say any of this out loud, and you never suspect that anything's wrong

You're incredibly protective of her, due to her traumas and her wheelchair

She likes to pet your scales, and watches with a smile as you show her your fire

Because of her wheelchair, you take her outside to ride on your back often

You're with her all the time, and you don't let anyone near her

And you've made friends with the other warriors of hope 

As you sleep in your dragon form, Monaca eyes you with a grin

You believed everything she told you, and now she'll be able to get what she wants

Y'know, I think this request might have enough material for a part two

[luminousscammer]

all for myself

Midari Ikishima x fem!reader

note: i was doing another thing but this idea screamed at me to be written, i just know this b would get off with this. also this is self-indulgent lmao.

I'm aware that the fandom is kinda dead here but i wanted to post this anyway.

Warnings: smut duh, yandere-ish, slight dumbification and overstimulation, gunplay, i can't believe I'm saying this but POSSIBLY snuff? lmao

Wc: 1.3k

tags: @interstellarpumpkin

The first time you met Midari it was kind of… strange. She had already seen you before, gambling against other students who you almost always beat, you also had your losses but not enough to have a debt. From that moment on she couldn't take her eyes off you.

She would follow you to your classes and she even sent members of the beautification group to you, just to make sure you’re staying safe. You "accidentally" bumped into her in the hallway at school, she took that opportunity to say all kinds of compliments, she said that she always watched you from afar, she knew your schedules, even your favorite food, where you spent time when you wanted to clear your mind, etc.

For other people that would have been a red flag, that they should run from there as soon as possible!

But you didn't think that, on the contrary, you thought it was considerate and thoughtful on her part. She was completely stunned when she heard your response, it was the first time someone accepted her. From that moment on, you two became inseparable, her carefree and impulsive nature when gambling fascinated you, although, there were moments that made you worry, for example that time she played with Yumeko. When you saw the state in which she left her, you felt… jealous? But why?! If you two were only friends!!

The truth is that you developed a crush on her, everyone said that she was a freak, weird and obsessive, but that's why you liked her. You wanted to make her feel what Yumeko did, you wanted to hear her pathetically cry your name.

“If I manage to break you, you will be my girlfriend,” That took Midari by surprise, but didn't stop her from nodding like an overexcited puppy in less than a second.

XXXX

With hands tied at the wooden headboard and her legs around your hips, she whimpers as you ram into her, not even waiting for her to adjust to the strap. Bottoming out, she throws her head back and cries out your name, the sound of her whines drowning out your own moans. She can feel her heart rate pick up as you pull out almost all the way before sinking back into her cunt in one fluid thrust. Sobbing and wrapping her legs around your waist tightly, she raises her hips to meet each of your thrusts.

But this wasn't enough for you, coming to a halt, you reached out to open the drawer of the bedside table, Midari was about to yell at you to continue but as soon as she saw what you took out she swallowed her words.

“Let's make this more interesting, shall we?” The smile on your face was as twisted as any of the girls knowing that they had the upper hand, “Where were we?” Putting a single bullet in the revolver barrel, you gave it a spin and with a flick of your wrist you put it in its place.

Midari was speechless, from the moment she saw the gun, her mind and breath quickened, but this wasn't a bad thing, she couldn't wait for what was going to happen, thinking of all the possibilities her pussy clenched around your cock. Slamming back into her, you started a brutal pace, seeing her tits bounce up and down, her flushed face and teary eyes, and oh, don't get me even started on the sounds she makes, it was fucking music to your ears, so desperate and sinful.

With the hand that is holding the gun, you put it right above her temple, the coldness of the canon made her let out a pathetic whine. The sound of you pulling the hammer back, makes her keen into you, noticing her reaction makes you let out ragged breaths. At first you were wondering if this was a good idea, what if I accidentally killed her? ... It wasn't normal, but the way she squirmed under you, and the faces she makes, made you forget everything. Plus, you would be lying if you said that you didn't want to pull the trigger to see what the result was.

In an impulsive attack, you pulled the trigger.

Clank.

The sound rumbling in the dorm.

Her face screw shut, tears littering her lashes. “Y/N! Yes! Do it again! Fuck, do it again!” she cries out.

And you did, you did it nine times more, but you lost the count in that moment.

“Look at you, getting off to having a loaded gun to your head while being fucked dumb. You can't even talk properly anymore. Are you having a hard time, baby? Do you wanna cum?”

“Y-Yes! Please yes! I’m so close.” She moans like a slut for you, her words hitting something deep and fucking feral in the pit of your stomach. She's babbling nonsense as you hit her cervix over and over again, her walls clench and unclench around you, pulling the trigger one more time, with nothing but the clank sound coming out again, her eyes rolled to the back of her head, and combined with a few more thrusts against her spot she cums. Her nails bite into the heel of her palms, body going taught as her cunt flutters against your cock.

Your hips stutter hard as you chase your own high. Her pussy gushes warm around you, muscles spasming rhythmically despite the stretch of you filling her to her limits. She chokes out your name with a final gasp. You pull out before the oversensitivity can become too much, you crawl down her body. She's too tired to check what you're doing and assumes that you're just trying to get off of the bed to grab a rag.

You don't make a move to leave her side, though, and when the rough texture of your tongue draws a long line down her pussy, her eyes go wide. You repeat the motion once more before pushing your tongue into her and lick her cum out of her until she's all clean. Taking off the strap and straddling her stomach, you untie her hands with care, the skin of her wrists was red. When you were about to apologise, you didn't expect that she still had enough strength to throw herself into your arms with your back hitting the bed to hug you really tight.

Wrapping one of your arms around her naked waist, you let out a content sigh. “You know what this means right?” looking at you with an almost confused face, her cheeks suddenly tinted a vermilion color and showed you a smile that it wasn't like her. It was sweet, her eyes full of adoration, you could swear that if you stared a little longer you'd see hearts in her eyes. She lets out a little laugh and attacks you, peppering your face with kisses, it makes you feel full, wanted. You laugh at the ticklish sensation, happy that your work has paid off.

“I want you to myself,” placing both of her hands on your cheeks, she confessed. “I like you, I love you. I want to do everything with you, I never want to leave your side, if I ever died because of you I wouldn't even care, because dying by your side would be such a heavenly way to die.”

Now it was your turn to look at her, the tenderness in your eyes was the enough acceptance and confirmation that she needed. Without a single word, she places her head in your chest and closes her eyes, your arms cradling her like a baby. In that position, you both fall asleep with the security that both will be there for each other in the morning.

[theterribletenno]

Greetings and SALUTATIONS chum.

Any advice for Fashion framing chroma? I like his drac helmet and revenant armor, but need advice on a good palette of colors.

ooh boy cold advice for Chroma fashion... Well for Chroma (without prime or premium skins) the big challenge is working with his strange scaly texture.

That wrinkled leathery hide can be unpleasant to try and work with, and results in pretty poor matches in terms of accessory items. You said you like the Revenant Vetala armor set, which is an okay fit for Chroma, but not wonderful. Without a premium skin there aren't any armor sets that are distinctly wonderful on Choma. When it comes to colors Chroma has a variety of styles he can pull off without a hitch so you don't have to worry too much about your concept disagreeing with the final look. Here's a few demo paint jobs to hopefully give you a little inspiration using only colors from Classic & Classic saturated. If you'd like to see some demos for specific color palettes I can do those by request.