#so it's only fitting i think

[blue-cat-shitposts]

PUMP SHANTY by The Mechanisms, Polish cover

1.

Mądrzejszy człek niż ja raz rzekł

Że życie byle żartem jest

Lecz jego nie udusił dym

Więc pompuj bracie ile sił!

[Refren]

Pompuj wraz, pompujżesz,

Z piekła aż do nieba leć!

Kości łam i kark swój gnij

Do domu tylko milion mil!

2.

Wspomnienie mi lubego lic

Rozpala mego serca rytm

Przez otchłań i kosmiczne mgły

Przebrnę aby znów być z nim!

3.

Pragnę już położyć się

By sen wypełnił myśli me

Pompować jednak każą więc

Wśród trupów tylko wyśpię się

4.

Krew się ze mnie leje wciąż

Co chwila z podłóg zbieram ją

Lecz przecież jeszcze leki są

Za czterech biorę się do pomp!

5.

Silnika dym ci płuca żre

Smog gęsty piecze oczy twe

Lecz tlenu nie uświadczysz, nie

To pompowanie wpienia mnie!

6.

Kadłub poszedł jebać się

Zapalnik plazmy ani drgnie!

W krzyżu znowu łupie mnie

Więc jebać Różę, i was też!

7.

Lecz chociaż misja poszła źle

Bo Cole zastawił sidła swe

To nie wymówka, czas się drzeć:

“My nie zginiemy dziś, o nie!”

Raz, dwa, trzy, i!

[Refren, szybciej]

Śpiewaj pompuj wraz, pompujżesz,

Z piekła aż do nieba leć!

Kości łam i kark swój gnij

Do domu tylko milion mil!

Mówię pompuj wraz, pompujżesz,

Z piekła aż do nieba leć!

Kości łam i kark swój gnij

Do domu tylko milion mil!

[seren-dipitous-art]

If chaos was personified I think it would be Damian. Tiny child filled with rage and equipped with far too many weapons.

They look SO CUTE altogether!!

I love this au so much. Bats on thrones makes me so happy.

[chloesimaginationthings]

The Mikes and Vanessas celebrate 10 years of FNAF!

[wynsvre]

hi guys... snoopy wilson and woodstock house

[hinamie]

*catboys ur shounen protag*

[posalis]

challengers twitter pointed out something very cool: art's coach speaking to him in german!

the subs says "just invite her to serve." (which doesn't make any sense? and art doesn't even go to her after that lmao?) but he apparently actually says "wirf den ball etwas höher." which means "throw the ball a little higher.".

so art knows what patrick's house looks like which means he went there, he understands when his coach speaks to him in german and he's the only one who can pronounce "zweig", a german surname, the right way.

art learning german for patrick and spending holidays with him and his family is canon, i don't make the rules.

[tubbytarchia]

got an urge to design ponies oops

[queerdraws]

projecting on luffy again. get bited.

[ineed-to-sleep]

Blacked out in front of my tablet and woke up with sketches of my Touchstarved mc + Kuras my beloved. woops

[aalghul]

"jason was better off dead and haunting the narrative" he was an afterthought brought up as nothing more than a cautionary tale for the vast majority of his appearances while he was dead. very rarely was he ever brought up with love or with the memory of he really was as a person at the forefront. you can just say you don't like jason instead of pretending jason was respected while he was dead

[literaphobe]

You Didn't Tell - Abby S.

[puppyeared]

Alex and my farmer Cosmo (he/him)

[syn0vial]

imagine vader trying to do his trademark "disciplinary force choke" thing on boba after he gets a little bit too impudent, and boba just gritting his teeth and pushing forward until he's close enough to force vader's actual physical hand around his throat, not even remotely as a gesture of devotion or obedience but fully a declaration of, "you think i'm scared of you?? you think you're so precious you can strangle a man and not even get your hands dirty??? let me show you exactly how little i think of your pretentious fucking magic tricks, you pompous wizard fuck 🤬"

and meanwhile vader's just standing there with his hands full of Angry Bounty Hunter like, "unfortunately, i have decided this one is my Favorite :/"

[justaz]

merlin (immortal) giving arthur (pendragon) the only blade that could kill him

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Shout out to all artists who had to work without any strong direction or instruction.

I wish you a merry “the client likes it anyways”

[fluffypotatey]

okay so:

the year is 2021. the month is june. the new season of hermitcraft, season 8, has just started, and everything is great! the hermits are all messing around, having fun, building insane things within the first week of the server being active, and generally having a good time. everyone's collected themselves into little factions, pranking each other, and it's all the fun, lighthearted, mostly-vanilla content hermitcraft is known for.

and then the split between minecraft versions 1.18 and 1.19 is announced. the delay of new terrain, and especially of new mobs like the warden, considerably disrupt several of the hermits' plans. but it's fine, they'll figure something out, they're professionals, and it mostly goes unnoticed.

about two weeks later, on november 9th, grian turns to mumbo jumbo in one of his episodes, and asks the famous question that would seal hermitcraft season 8's fate:

"mumbo, is the moon... big?"

suddenly, the fans panic. they search back through videos and streams, and realize that the moon had been abnormally large and stuck in a full-moon phase since october 30th. the Moon Big event has begun.

this is where the roleplay really starts. once the moon's size has been brought up, the hermits start a weird combination of scrambling to figure out why the moon's growing, and how to stop it- but also of ignoring it, hoping it won't be a problem, hoping someone else will deal with it. the moon keeps getting bigger, more hermits start realizing it's going on, and a creeping sense of dread starts to grow. but it's fine. it's fine, right? they do little plotlines like this all the time. they'll figure something out, the moon will go back to normal, and we'll laugh about it when this is all over. it's fine.

and then, blocks start flying away. just floating up out of the ground, and falling right back down! like for a moment, a square meter chunk of dirt has decided it's a ballerina and leaped out of the ground! but it's fine, right? the blocks are coming back. no lasting harm is done. they're going to fix it all... right?

the moon gets bigger. it's growing every day- local hermit weirdguy joe hills measures it every stream. the blocks start flying higher. gravity starts getting... weird, with players getting the slow falling effect at random, and being lifted off of the earth themselves. the players form cults and rituals and whatnot to try and appease the moon, convince it to leave them alone, making plans to escape. nothing works. things keep getting worse, and the moon keeps getting bigger. but it'll be fine. these storylines never leave lasting harm, or at least they never have before. they'll be fine.

and then the blocks stop coming back, just floating into the sky forever. the players have the slow falling effect more than they don't now. the moon is now so big it's visible even during the day, and fills the entire sky at night. they start planning their escapes in earnest, and say their goodbyes. some hermits jump into a void hole in the overworld (it was the centerpiece of their village). some flee to the End, some to the nether, some just fly with elytras and hope they can get far enough away in time. one brave hermit, tango, flies himself to the moon in a futile attempt to blow the whole thing up before it can crash.

but in the end, the moon crashes into the server, and everything they'd built was destroyed. and the whole time, there'd been nothing any of them could've done. season eight was over, a full six months before anyone had expected it to end, and season nine wouldn't start until about three months later. and im still not okay about it.

(here's a cool animatic of the moon's crash! honestly i dont think you need too much hermitcraft knowledge to get the gist)

(also the moon crash happened on the day before my birthday lmao.)

….

holy shit