Grim has decided the kitten is annoying, so I try to help the situation by slipping her treats whenever he's around.
unfortunately, the kitten also wants the treats.....
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"Who got you smiling like that?"
My friends. I'm so sorry that you can't gain joy from platonic interactions but I'm gonna go back to texting them now.
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did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn't do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine
well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what's left
fuck offfff,
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the v's are so funny to me. they own some of the biggest media companies in hell. they're a bunch of upstarts who have the patience of a toddler. only one of them can deal with the others shit at a time like they're playing the worst game of rock paper scissors ever. they call each other pet names. they're hells worst polycule. they're somehow the least and most efficient business partners ever. they're some of the most impulsive people on the cast. they manipulate each other constantly. they're a moth, a tv, and a clown. one of them is shown to be so much worse than the other two. i think they'd kill each other if they were allowed too. they lean on each other so heavily they'd knock over the leaning tower of piza. ive never seen three cunts try so hard in my life.
like what is wrong with them i want to put them in a terrarium and observe them with a magnifying glass.
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Guys it was one person saying this. This post has significantly more interactions than theirs did. This is neither a widespread opinion nor something that matters. We can stop now. Go get mad about something that matters.
GIF unrelated I just want to look at them.
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I think it's funniest if Luke and Anakin have completely opposite opinions on sand actually
Anakin: I don't like sand, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere UGH
Luke: I like sand. Reminds me of home. The good old days when all I had to worry about was not being allowed to go to tosche station to pick up some power converters :') I would happily take a sand bath
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"i miss her so much," megumi sighs into his pillow.
"miss who?" nobara asks, not sparing him as glance as she continues to file her nails.
"(y/n), she— she's gone." with a heavy heart, he answers her, voice cracking in the middle.
nobara stops filing her nails. she didn't expect megumi to drop such a plot bomb on her. how could that be? she saw you just two days ago!
"...my condolences."
the sudden phrase makes megumi sit up. you're gone, but not that gone.
"oh, she's not dead. she just hasn't texted me back since last night."
the room falls silent. nobara bites one side of her inner cheek, wondering whatever she'll do with such a lovesick friend.
"seriously, what is wrong with you?"
"my girl hasn't texted me," he starts, an attitude bubbling up, "you wouldn't understand my pain because you're unlovable."
it's nobara's turn to stand up, such disrespect won't be tolerated by her.
"i genuinely hope you're cursed with immortality and witness the deaths of your loved ones and experience an excruciating loneliness that can't be lifted even with a god's help."
"yeah, yeah, i'm so scar— SHE TEXTED," the vibration of his phone catches his attention. he didn't see what the pop-up notification was, but he's confident that it's you.
the sight of megumi in love disgusts nobara. she can't bare to witness this anymore, so she leaves him in his own little world.
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while im at it neopronoun opposition is weird to me as a swedish person.. the whole debate is so anglocentric that they assume every language landed on the same solution they did, to reuse a plural pronoun as a gender neutral one and then they think any other solution is absurd or unheard of. what do you mean you just made another pronoun up you cant do that!! etc
coz its like here in the 2014 the swedish academy accepted 3rd person pronoun "hen" (as opposed to hon/han) like officially into our word list after it gained some popularity in the 2010s. like that is a NEOPRONOUN that someone just Came Up With in like the 60s and then people just started using it and now its just a recognized part of our language. sure we could've also reused our plural pronoun "de/dem" as a gender neutral one but we just made up a new one instead. and to like imply that mainstream use of a neopronoun is just UNHEARD OF and that neopronouns is something the mainstream could NEVER GET USED TO EVER!!! is... your perspective is very limited to the english speaking world is all i can say
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A paper about Irritator's funky pelican like jaws is released.
Me: Goes absolutely insane.
This dinosaur is the only thing I've been able to draw recently. Hope you enjoy my many sketches. :p
Have some extras~
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