#software engineer meme

[computer-nerd-girl]

[mrbreaknfix]

Other people follow rules. I follow results

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[nixcraft]

[smak-annihilation]

if I were to, say, make a python script that randomly generates tumblr posts based on inputed tumblr slang as well as some popular hashtags, what words should I use?

Blorbo, plinko, plonko, boyfriend, kiki, and hatsune miku are there obviously, but what else?

[querade]

things i experienced with my delightfully nerdy older brother during the holidays

Older brother: So, what happens when they run out of dinosaur to make Dino nuggets? Dad: They’ll go extinct. Him: Hang on - do we have enough DNA for gene sequencing dinosaurs? Could we actually make Dino meat in a lab? Dad: Course we can! Haven’t you ever seen Jurassic Park? ___________________________ Him, a software engineer, getting off a three hour meeting about developing an AI program, and then spending five minutes trying to toast a bagel in a toaster oven bc the picture at the bottom explaining how to do it was too complicated ___________________________ Me: what do you know about the Higgs-Boson particle? Older Brother: Well, I know what a boson is but every time I’ve actually studied it I’ve felt like a boson myself. ____________________________ Dad: Get in, the car has butt warmers! Him: OOOH, will they make my butt look hot?

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reblog to make him happy

[debonairrose]

credit @lusi-1

[the-real-beeash]

Unity CEO when he realizes he needs to find a new game company to exploit like a golddigger on her 3rd husband

[computer-nerd-girl]

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[nixcraft]

Truth

[samalander7]

That is absolutely hilarious!!!

[smak-annihilation]

yeah sorry guys but the machine escaped containment and is no longer in my control or control of any human. yeah if it does anything mortifying it's on me guys, sorry

[boxandglasses]

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[airlocksandaviaries]

@adamdna

[thelittledarkage]

Yo I was waking up and in the black void between dream and sleep this meme came to me and I have no clue what it means