#sometimes ppl get mad at me for gender neutral

[saetoru]

with no disrespect fem doesnt equal she/her tho it would be easier to just say reader uses she/her

bro she’s fem! bc i said she’s fem! like fr y’all nitpick over everything. reader was referred to as suguru’s “sister” and used “she/her” pronouns and had a pussy like that’s very fem to me thanks !!

[1eoness]

hi! could i request something fluffy? maybe leon spoiling reader with some meal, or cuddles? thanks! ❤️

mentioning meals I AM THE REMINDER TO GO GET A SNACK AND REJUVENATE

and yes ofc i love writing fluffy fluffy hehehehe (im kind of uncreative rn so sorry). btw i'm writing this in the same format as the other one but if you want it to be more structured and narrative just uh tell me LOL

content : fluffy leon kennedy x gender neutral!reader (it's written in second person though). pet names lol

synopsis : leon wants to spoil you so he's feeding you and providing you with an army's ware of cuddles >:)

-food is fuel and leon is a fucking engine

-tbh i hc that leon has a big appetite for sweet stuff,,,, i'm sure a big collective of ppl agree bc he's so squishy squishy [what the fuck am i saying idk]

-anyway enough about me gushing on leon.

-YOU. when will you ever take the time to let him spoil you? are you trying to avoid him?:((

-leon is part kidding. he's not mad ofc but sometimes he can't help but get a tiny bit worried about you sometimes.

-see, leon is a firm believer that a person cannot come to their best senses unless their basic/psychological needs are fulfilled. that includes things like eating, or affection—because when your body senses that you're lacking in something, it will use your brain power to signal you that you need to eat or be smothered with affection! hence you can end up feeling burnt out if u dont pay attention to ur love vitals!! >:(

-leon's mindset will always be applied on you because you're his second heart, you're his tough rock and you need to be taken care of!!

-HE KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING "affection? that's absurd people can still learn attentively and work efficiently without having to be coddled >:(" while yes in a sense its true—but sometimes you just don't realize that what you need is some time to be vulnerable and intimate, which can explain why your emotions feel a lot more heightened recently than usual (which he notices by the way). you've been tense for a while, and leon reasons that you can't just 'move on' from being overwhelmed with work stress and whatnot—you have to relieve it! but enough about theory.

-your hunger for food or affection is like a 7th sense to leon to be honest. while it's not an accurate intuition everytime, he's bound to think of you once every like two minutes.

-leon actually has very clear and high critical thinking skills. this means he is able to remember a lot of things about you even if he only notices them or you mention it once: this includes your comfort drink, where you like to be touched, hell maybe even the MBTI of your favorite character. and he ESPECIALLY knows what food you like. pad thai, sushi, oxtail, jerk chicken, cake, boba, YOU NAME IT HE KNOWS IF YOU LOVE IT OR NOT

-so when it actually came to asking you what you wanted, he'd send a text saying he's downtown and asking you 'what would you like, baby?'. he's careful with his words and doesn't say "do you want me to get you something on the way?" because it means he's giving you a choice >:( when the whole point is to spoil you because you deserve it.

-and if you answer with something vague like 'anything' HE DOESN'T MAKE YOU SPEAK FURTHER he'll just buy what he knows u like and keep the rest in the fridge if you dont wanna eat it :3 well that's what they're for, right?

"oh, my sweet.." his voice was quaint at the sight of you. leon tried his best to be silent when he entered the room, not wanting to sound like he was pitying you, but seeing you half-covered with comforters, mildly upset and your mind in a frazzle has his heart dropping a bit. you were probably thinking about so many things: meeting some deadlines, picking up this and that from the store, computing this... but you just couldn't organize your thoughts. but that's why leon was here.

your head moved to swivel his direction. "leon.." you smile at him weakly.

it was cold in the city tonight. leon places a hefty white plastic bag of your favorite on the nearby surface before he sits down in front of you from the edge of your bed. he takes the brief second of studying his lover's face before he pulls you into a comforting and warm hug. he can't help but pat the back of his sweet baby's head down, and you feel his lips barely nuzzle onto your ear as he mutters. "y're so good to me, baby. you know that?" leon reminds you before kissing the side of your head shortly. you tried to reciprocate it by giving him a nimble kiss on his cheek, which he gratefully accepts with an eager beam on his lips.

his hands slide down your arms in a soft stroke as he lets go of you gently. the rustling of the bed's layers being heard as leon moves a bit to reach for the hefty boxes of food, which he opens for you once he gives you take your utensil/s. leon's happy seeing you eat. it's a form of reassurance to him personally witnessing you getting the fill you deserve after a whole few days of being so busy and rushing everywhere. it's a calming sense to him as you both soak in comfortable silence while he watches you eat. he was caring less that it's 2 in the morning and caring more about the way the color on your face slowly vibrates back onto your features. you seem less tired, just by a tad percentage. it makes him smile to himself knowing he was able to take care of you. " 'm finished." you mumbled with a hum, feeling a little full and having to lie down. fullness makes you sleepy (and leon knows that!) so he has a subtle, cheeky little grin as he leans over and collects your legs with one arm, pulling you to make you lie on your back. he crawls over to lie down next to you, once again pulling you close to him while he wraps his arms around you— one patting and planted gently on your back while the other cradles your head close to his heart. just where you belong... "you tired, baby?" leon asked shortly and your little nod sufficed. his cheek gently rests against the side of the crown of your head. his touch is soft, it's sweet as he rubs and scratches down your back gently. he gently scruffles at your scalp with his other hand's fingertips, and the motions will send you to a hopefully revitalizing sleep ♡. he places a kiss on the top of your head, like a ribbon keeping its gift from falling apart :( he knows at this moment maybe you're thinking you don't deserve him. but that's so far from the truth.

[t4transsexual]

hiii this used to be a side blog but im making it my main. i follow from mister-gender

i am a genderfluid transmasc butch/tboy who will bounce back and forth between being a lesbian, straight, or both depending on how my gender is. im usually somewhere around agender and bigender. he/it pronouns for me and i use any terms (fem, neutral, masc). i usually live as a man (cis or trans) irl with rarely any breaks and online and among close friends/chosen family is really the only times i get to be who i am so please try to not discourse with me, i am too old to care

im t4t and in a relationship with my trans girlfriend and i post her sometimes. theyre nonbinary as well but she doesnt really label it too hard. she uses she/they

i am a rad inclus (not a radqueer, which i just learned about) and that just means im chill with any good faith identity, and if i dont understand it but its in good faith i dont really care to get mad about it and you shouldnt either

prone to ignoring asks, but i read them

this is not an 18+ blog but im in my 20s so if youre a minor i do Not want to be friends with you sorry, and adult teenagers are on thin ice

i would prefer well meaning cis people not interact too much with my t4t stuff but any trans positivity is fair game. and id really prefer any unwell meaning cis people to drop off the face of the earth if im being honest with you

anything beyond this point is just random stuff that you dont really need to know, and youll be perfectly fine not reading

i coined the term heterosapphic on here, but my girlfriend was the one who made it and made the flag for it, if you wanna look at that post, here it is

im actually a healthcare worker (phlebotomist) so you may see me post about that

im autistic and out of the loop so if i dont know something please dont attack me for not knowing. i did my time in jupiter god dammit

[sweet-luv-club]

The neon lights of a love hotel beckon you... Will you be staying for the night? ♡

✎ navigation links coming soon! ૮꒰˵• ﻌ •˵꒱ა

. . . ♡ masterlist

. . . ♡ list of charas i can take requests for + how i would write them

. . . ♡ my tags!! saccha.txt = text posts┆saccha.png = mi art!!

🍓🌸🍓꒰ Saccha┆he/him/hole┆artist n writer!!! ꒱🍓🌸🍓

HIIIHIHIHI my name is Saccha!!! get it bc,.,, Saccha(rine) and… my blog name iz sweet-luv-club, YEAH U GET IT TJBGJHBG,,

JUST A LIL OVEREXCITED TRANSMASC PUP RUNNIN A LUV HOTEL ,, there r a lot of aesthetics i wanna b associated w/, this intro post will prolly change over time lol

i wanted tew stretch out ma writing skillz n i have a lot of ideas i jus wanna throw out in2 da world,, scenarios i hope ppl would also enjoy n such!! ♡♡♡ just wanted to pump out gender neutral x readers for the gayz tbh,,

as much as i love reading fempovs, i want 2 make food for other trans ppl like me ^w^ and also interact w/ other blogz!!! also sorry not sorry of my excessive use of colors and kaomojis lol!!

dis blog is where i will dump all my horny ramblings about

★⋆ Degrees of Lewdity (mentioning this game alone should indicate i dont mind dead dove stuff hfbhg)

★⋆ Call Of Duty MW2 (im only a very casual fan tho lol look man im a porn blog my content isnt gonna be that deep!!)

★⋆ The Last Of Us (specifically joel content bc im feral 4 him but im also feral 4 ellie,, WRITING ABOUT THEM SEPARATELY THO OFC LMAO)

taking requests for each >w<)b !!!

♡ ┆ stuff i will write ┆ ♡

★⋆ DRUMROLL PLEASE... THE MAIN REASON I WANTED TO MAKE THIS BLOOOG... transmasc reader content!!! 🎉🎊🥳 with warnings on what terms to be used on the naughty bits, ofc!!

with that being said.... ★⋆ DDLB :3 tee hee!

★⋆gender neutral reader stuff!! no pronouns other than 'you',

★⋆ if i write nsfw with GN reader, i'll have separate sections for when u have afab/amab anatomy and how characters i write with would interact with em !!

so the format would go like

˗ˏˋ ꒰ König with a chubby S/O ♥ nsfw!! ꒱ ˎˊ˗

♡ ┆ headcanon

if you have AFAB anatomy…

♡ ┆ headcanon for how he'd treat u with ur coochie, gender non-specific

if you have AMAB anatomy…

♡ ┆ headcanon for how he'd treat u with ur pp, gender non-specific

most of my fics/drabbles would be gender neutral unless stated otherwise !!

plz note!!! in cases like Ellie who is explicitly and canonically a lesbian i will also only write in fempov, everyone else i write about automatically becomes readersexual meaning theyre attracted to the reader regardless of gender, appearance, etc etc so for example if ur super mad i made your big strong masculine military man a cocksucker das on u, go cry ab it somewhere else thanks (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

★⋆ BIG GIRTHY AGE GAPS… but readers in my stories should always b regarded as 20+!!

★⋆ and ofc hand in hand with that comes a corruption kink BAHAHAHA and as a heads up i place a heavy emphasis on virginity !!!

★⋆ yandere/obsessive content bc im a sucker for it :((

★⋆ pet play/hybrid stuff… sometimes human but most of the time it comes w the reader having animal characteristics!! (ex. bunny reader, cow reader, puppy reader etc) ONLY LIMITED TO STUFF LIKE EARS/TAIL/WINGS THO and maybe heat cycle stuff bc im a sucker for that too

★⋆ A/B/O content and dynamics

★⋆ stepcest probably???

STUFF I WONT WRITE ABOUT... no cute format for these ones LMAO 'm just gonna lump all of them together

actual incest | zoophilia content (YES I KNOW DOL IS RIFE W/ THAT BUT I ALWAYS TURN OFF BEAST TOGGLES SJHDS) | scat/piss/basically any bodily fluid aside from CUM LMAO (i'd probably make an exception 4 squirt tho,,,, 👀) | gore

das about all i can think of for neow heheh!! btw i may like and interact w blogs that have dark content or even the content i said i wont write, please be aware of that in case the posts i've liked show up :<<

i'll eventually come up w/ a list of characters im comfy with writing for, as well as a general idea of how i would write them for requests n such!! if the character u like isnt there, im still looking into how i would write content for them :>

IF U READ THIS FAR ILY BYEEEEE ♡♡♡

[trans-axolotl]

is it okay for perisex people to question if they may be intersex and do research even if they think they’re perisex and don’t think they have signs of it? is it good to do similar to the way questioning your gender (for cis people) is good too? or is it inappropriate to look into

Hey anon,

I think it's important to recognize the distinctions between intersex identity and experiences and other LGBTQ experiences. we are part of the LGBTQIA community but like, I don't think that it's always the most helpful to try to directly compare what our journey can look like with other dyadic LGBTQ journies because they aren't entirely going to look the same.

Sometimes I'm not even sure if questioning intersex is the right word to describe the process of intersex discovery-I think when you are questioning if you're intersex or not, it can be a lot more helpful to draw insight to disability community experiences around self-diagnosis rather than trying to compare it to like, questioning being trans. Because with being intersex there is this whole other physical aspect and possibly medical intervention and tests and I don't think people need to pursue medical intervention, but that can be a different experience than questioning being gay or trans where you usually aren't going to be engaging as much with the medical world or your physical body in that way.

So yeah, it's okay for perisex people to do whatever research you want- I'm not stopping you. If you don't have any intersex signs it's up to you if you want to spend your time doing in depth medical research and i don't know how beneficial some of the in depth info will be to you. I think if you don't think you have any signs of intersex variations, I'm not sure if considering this an intersex discovery process is helpful, and it might be more helpful to frame it as more just doing research, finding information, increasing your knowledge on intersex topics. Obviously if you're doing research and do find information that you think might pertain to you then that of course makes sense you would want to explore that. I also just don't know if I personally think that cis ppl need to question their gender or that it's inherently a good thing--I don't think it's a bad thing, I just think I personally more think of it as a morally neutral experience that people will have all different feelings about.

also i don't want you to take this as an attack on u, bc it's okay not to like, know all the nuances of intersex community topics. but i do want to say that something we get pretty frustrated with a lot in intersex community is the way perisex people often only engage with intersex topics if it's convenient to them, or on their terms. and when you frame learning more about intersex people as something you would only do because there's a chance you might be intersex even though you think you're perisex, that brings up some complicated feelings in me. i'm very used to perisex people only engaging with intersex topics when it benefits them, so it is a little uncomfortable for me to see learning more about intersex people framed as something you could only do if you were questioning being intersex. i don't think you intended it to come off that way and im not mad, but i do think it's worth considering the fact that this information is still valuable and a helpful way to be an ally regardless of whether or not you turn out to be intersex, and that i think perisex people need to reflect more on how they center themselves in intersex conversations.

anyway, long story short, it's always fine to do research on intersex variations, but i think it's important to realize that intersex questioning doesn't always look the same as other LGBTQ questioning processes. and also important to be aware of the trend of perisex people centering themselves in intersex conversations and consider ways to uplift the inherent value of intersex community + knowledge even when it's not beneficial or convenient for perisex people.

this answer's kind of a mess cause im tired but other intersex people feel free to add on or disagree, we have lots of different opinions and this is just my perspective.

[butchviking]

prime numbers

thats a lot of fucking questions anon jesus christ

2. what would you name your future kids?

answered

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

this photo of ray toro it's my emergency ray and even when literally suicidal it has never filed to rouse a smile out of me

7. what was your life like last year?

amazing. last year was the best year of my life so far. i did so much cool shit i never imagined i would do i felt so free and full of life i felt like the whole world was at my fingertips

11. are you listening to music right now?

yes! this morning we're doing please catch for us the foxes mewithoutyou. i'm on tie me up! untie me! rn on my second repeat of the album. thinking about maybe throwing in an rtl or even a bullets after this playthru tho 🤔

13. how do you feel right now?

pretty good! well mostly neutral i suppose but i'm up early for work i'm already showered i don't have much to do and i've still got over an hour before i gotta go so this is a rare W for me im pleased w myself. i'm usually always up late and in a mad rush

17. opinion on insecurities.

bizarre question. um they're not good and when they're overwhelming in someone they're off-putting but we all have them and i am in many ways a simpering wad of insecurity so im hardly gonna throw stones about it. i think what is very frustrating tho is when ppl can't admit to them.

19. have you ever been to New York?

nope!

23. fear(s)

needles, unexpected spiders

29. favourite film(s)

the crow!!!

31. 3 random facts

about me or in general? umm 1. you can dissolve ping-pong balls in acetone to make a very strong glue 2. im allergic to the cold but no-one ever believes me until they see it for themselves because that sounds absolutely ridiculous 3. many viking houses were built in the shape of an inverted ship, with curved roofs and sometimes curved walls.

37. favourite actor/actress

huh. i don't think i really have one. i mean i have actors and actresses who are in things i like and who i think are good but i don't think i could point to one as a favourite. maybe david tennant but that's just sort of because he's everywhere in everything and he was(/is) doctor who

41. relationship status

single who want me

43. favourite song ever

no. we're not doing that. that doesn't exist

47. turn ons

um. nothing good. well, love. but mostly mean weird stuff. shhhhhh its fine im normal i am normal

53. 5 things that make me happy

music/concerts/moshpits

images of whoever my latest Guy (gender-neutral) is

exactly 3 glasses of wine. no more no less

talking 2 friends hanging out with friends having positive social interaction

the sense of achievement when i actually get some shit done i needed to do

59. why i joined tumblr

when i was 14 all my friends were into the whole Tumblr Aesthetic and kept referring to ppls outfits as 'so tumblr' and i wanted 2 figure out what that meant. i bet they're all long gone i bet they don't even think about this website anymore

[pilotheather]

ok liveblog ok im watching on my work laptop bc persy is BUGGERED so no screenshots but broooo

im going to VOMIT OH M Y GODDDDDD

FUCK OFFF WHONIVERSE STOP IT. I DONT EVEN WANT THE WHONIVERSE BUT

THIS IS VOMIT INDUCING WHY IS HE GREENSCREENED INTO SPACE YOURE SICK GET THAT WHITE BOY BACK IN THE BOX

THIS IS SO DRAMATIC AND FOR WHATTTHI DONNA HI BABYGIRL HIII KISS KISS I

why am i actually welling up this is so cringe shut up IM

MURRAY GOULD YOU FUCKING RUBBED YOUR PUSSY STINK INTO THIS OPENIONG AND FOR WHAT ITS SOOO GOOD KILL MYSELF KILL MYSELF KILL MYSELF NO

my wonderful little etsy girl hi rose youre so adorbies i

HEY BRO WHAT THE FUCKING HELL HELP

DONNA IM GOING TO FUCKING VOMIT

GRANDADDDDD NOOO STOP IM GOING BERNARD CRIBBINS 😢IM HAVING A MENTY

HELP HELP SHE JUST FUCKING KICKED HIS ASSSSSS HELP IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND SKINNY MAN . GET HIMDDONNA GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM

DONNAAAAA 😭she gave it all away?

why does that woman look so familiar im sure ive seen so many

donna is so real unemployed girl realness good for her

and she said trans rights

OK AGAIN WHO IS THIS WOMAN WHY IS SHE SO FAMILIAR. SHIRLEY. LIKE WHY IS SHE SO FAMILIAR

i feel like some of the side characters acting is wooden i can never tell if its just me or what like is it just me i feel like its david being the doctor and then random ppl like this woman whos just reading her lines out BUT sometimes i get this and i feel like its just me being autistic do yoi know what i mean like im just missing some flow bc hald the time other ppl dont pick up on it AM I . IS THAT STUPID

WHY IS THE BUDGET SO FUCKING FAT

BRO UM...

GIRL . I NEED YOU TO GET OUT OF THERE

SHIRLS. MA'AM.

rose dearest poppet- AWWWW HER LITTLE SHED IS SO DARLINGGGGGGGG

IM SORRY I HATE BEEP THE MEEPS DESIGN

I SAID IT I STAND BY IT

IM VOMITING

donna is such a good mam too i think im going to wee myself 😭. she said this CYCLEEE WILL BE BROKENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

SYLVIA NOBLE FOR ALL YOUR FLAWS THE FUCKING "YOUUUUUUUU" SHE PUT HER WHOLE FUCKING CUNT INTO THAT

GET OFF ME YOU SPACE RAT

DONNA YOURE MAKING ME LOSE MY FUCKING MIND

IM GOING TO PISS MYSELF...

STUART IS SO REAL

CAN WE KEEP STUART AROUND

WE COULD SELL MAD PADDINGTON FOR A MILLION QUID

VOMIT

EVERYTHING SHE SAID IS SO FUNNY

"i loved that man" WHY IS HE SO FUCKI-

HE'S NOT DEAD

IM SORRY SHES MAKING ME FUCKING LOSE IT I CANT FUCKING COPE HER

"Right i know her"

OK SHUT UP ITS CUTE I'LL KILL MYSELF IN FROTN OF EVERYONE

DOCTOR GENDER CONFIRMED PRONOUNS 😭?

"this lot are on my side"

NOT THE HOUSE BRO

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTTTTINGGG

BEEP THE MEEP

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UCKING SHIELD THING SIR HOW DID YOU DO THAT

COME ON THE MEEP

HER FUCKING HOUSE DOCTOR HEY DOCTOR

THANK YOU BOB THE BUILDER.

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER FUCKING HOUSE

WE ARE BREAKING IN

SIR

what the fuck are they feeding murray gould like sir this shit is bonkers yo

WHATARE THEY PUTTING IN THE FUCKING

seeing him drive feels fucking insane sir ?

YEAH AND NOW WHERE ARE YOU GOING DICKHEAD

CORNIEST MAN EVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE

MEEEP

MEEP THE BEEEP YOU ARE ON FUCKING TRIAL

THEIR FUCKING VOICE IM ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF WHYS THAT MAKING ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE

well now but meep is but a gender neutral girl . decapitating someone is just-

MIRIAM MARGOYLES WOMAN

FUKCING HELL SERGEANT NOOOOOOO MY FUCKING BUG BOYS GET THAT FUCKING SHIT UP

DONNA FUCK THAT FUCKING RAT UP

HER INTUIITTTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE WOMAN KNOWS SHE KNEWWWWW

HELP

HE FELL LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES

HELP HELP HELP THE WAY THEYRE ALL JUST LOOKING AT HIM FUCK ME

IM JUST PASSING BY ALRIGHT

YOU ACT LIKE YOU KNOW HIM

right ok no no stop im going to fucking sobbing donna babygirl im going to fucking sob my HEART OUTTTTTT WHY- WHY DO THEY KEEP MENTIONING TH.....

ok im going to fucking lose it- the sort of thing you would do um

um um

hail to the meep or whatever lol

SHIRLEY you kind of ate that ....

FUCKING HELL IM GOING TO LOSE IT AT HER SOUPED UP WHEELCHAIR HEY DONNA

DONNA SAID FUCK THIS- THE DOCTOR FUCK THISSSS SHE KNOWSSSS STUART BESTIE BOYYY

TH

WHAT IS

WHAT IS THIS

OH MY FGOD HIS SKANKY LITTLE WAISTCOATTT AWWWW WOARW

i love it its been deadlocke di love it when shes deadlocked like fuck no my overpowered plot advancerer hasb-

THE WAY SHES LOOKING AT HIMM BROOO OK YESSSS YESS EYSS GIRLL LETS DO THISSS YESSSSSSS

ACTIVATE THE DAGGER DRIVE

BRO THE TECHNO BABBLE REALNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THEYRE MELTING LONDON. SHAME. AH WELL. THERE'S OTHER CITIES. i think

i think

i think

oh my god is he going to wake her up

oh my god babygirl reunited no stop fuck me fuck off she

SHE

DONT SAY OKAY HEY GIRLY POPS

FUCK ME FUCKING HELLL

THATS RIGHT- CLSSSIC FUCKING DAVID TENANNT SCREAM BITCH CAN YOU QUIT HAVING A MENTY FUCKING B-

WHY DID SHE JUST REGENERATE

HI

TH

THAT FRINGE FUCKING FLICK- I GAVE AWAY MY MONEY SHES GOING TO MAKE ME LOSE MY MINDDDDDDDDD TECHNOBABBLEEE THIS BITCHHH

OK YESSS YES YESS SAY FUCKING WHATEVER #GIRL JUST SAY BULLSHIT WE CAN SAVE IT

GET UNMEEPED- HOW DID THE FUCKING GROUND JUST SEAL UP WHYS THAT MAKING ME CRACK UP

DONNA

IS SHE LIKE

HEY DONNA GET BACK UP GIRL

ok it does make me tear up though seeing them together like that- WHAT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHAT-R

ROSE?

NOT TO STEREOTYPE BUT LITERALLY EVERY TRANSGIRL I CAN- BNONBINARY IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

sorry im like

I feel a genuine sense of dread because this is going to be mocked to high heaven all over the press but at least they fucking made a stand i guess its kinda difficult

but like im going to kind of fucking lose my mind i dont know i wasnt expecting that help its so unintentionally funny but also ..... ok its like camp as fuck. thats the thing. im actually usually completely not a fan of like- really, really upfront conversations of stuff like that in tv shows if that makes sense? but its like... at least with the current vibe in the uk im like fucking sure. yep. just say it with your chest if youre gonna do it why not. sure.

ITS A SHAME YOURE NOT A WOMAN ANY MORE

THEY SAID WE'RE WOMEN SO WE DGAF HELP FUNNY AS FUCKING HELL

THE HELL DO YOU MEAN CYBER DOG?

WE JUST FUCKING WALKING PAST CYBERDOG?

;LET HER SEE INSIDE

WHAT - IT LOOKS SO RETRYO INSIDE -

BUT NOT HIM DID HE JUST CALL HE-

OHHH FUCKING HELL

OK HERES MY HOT TAKE IM NOT ALWAYS THE BIGGEST FAN OF THE CHROME INTERIOR- OK NEVERMIND ITS GOT FUCKING DISCO LIGHTS HE GOT HIS FUCKING LED STRIPS OF AMAZON

with cold milk sorry am i being stupid or-

did she just DONNA

IM KIND OF LOSING MY MIND

AND IS DOCTOR WHO CONFIDENTIAL BACK???? YESSS YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS WINNER WINNERRRRRRR

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Hello~ hope ur doing well and staying safe! i usually lurk and like all ur posts bc im obssessed with your writing :3 if u wouldnt mind, do u have any fluff/comfort for a chubby reader w/ nanami? Im usually fine with being the only big girl in my friend group, but sometimes its a little hard (like today) since im often either ignored or befriended by ppl who only wanna get closer to my friends :/ Any comfort/fluff would be appreciated <3

Hey bestie sorry for not answering this ik you've waited a long time so i hope you're not mad at me

No warnings, just fluff :3

Just gotta say right off the bat! Fuck those ppl who get close to you just to get to your friends! That's super shitty! Hope they choke! But i hope your friends always take your side and stick with you no matter what those jerks do

BUT ANYWAYS LET'S GET ON WITH THE FLUFF SKSKSK

Imagine you're out to dinner with your besties

Yall went to this really fancy place, expensive high end cuisine, that good good shit sksksk

Yall are chillin and just enjoying yourself when your server comes over and asks what your favorite drinks are

You're like ??? We're not ordering drinks right now why do u ask?

Apparently there's a gentleman in the restaurant who noticed yall and offered to pay for a round of drinks!

You ask who it was, but the server says that the customer wished to remain anonymous

Hmmmmm that's suspicious that's weird but ok sksksk

So yall get some free drinks which is cool!

You're kinda suspicious about the person but you try not to think about it bc you're with the girlies (gender neutral sksksk) and you're just trying to enjoy yourselves

Not long after you get your food, your friend leans in and reveals to the group that they've noticed a man across the restaurant staring at them for a bit.

The rest of you sneak some glances his way and realize that yes, he is looking at your group more than the young man across from him

He's very handsome, blonde hair brushed back and small, serious eyes. He's got the sharpest cheek bones you've ever seen

You just shrug and brush it off. He probably found one of your friends cute and couldn't help but stare. You didn't think much about it

It wasn't until you got up to go to the restroom that you bumped into him

"I don't mean to bother you, but are you enjoying your beverage?"

OH! He's the guy who bought yall some drinks!

"Oh, yes, thank you so much! My friends and I really appreciate the kind gesture."

"Good, good. I was hoping you would."

You stand in silence for a moment before he clears his throat awkwardly

"I... hope this isn't too forward, but may I ask you something?"

Oh boy, here it comes. You're prepared for him to ask for your friend's number or to introduce him to the rest of them :/

"What is it?"

"Well... is there any chance I could get your number? I find you quite beautiful and am interested in getting to know you better."

Wait—

what 😳

You're shocked and you can feel the blood rushing to your face, but you shyly accept and exchange numbers with him

You try not to get your hopes up: he may just be using you to get closer to one of your friends

But then he's v attentive when he texts, asking dozens of questions about you and asking that you spare no detail

It's not until he asks you on a date a couple weeks later that you start to believe he actually likes you

The date really solidifies your trust in him: he brings you flowers and takes you to a lovely restaurant and gently asks to hold your hand when you go for a small walk afterwards

He's also staring at you the whole time, a soft look in his eyes all the while, leaving you flustered and embarrassed

You admit to him at the end of the date that you were worried that he was using you to get to your friends, and he seems kind of appalled by this

"I would never do something like that. I only bought drinks for the entire table that day because I didn't want to exclude your friends and make them feel left out. In reality, you were the only one I was interested in."

"But... why? I mean, what made you do something so bold to get my attention?"

He sort of scoffs, acting shocked that you would ask such a thing

"Well, truth be told, I found you to be enchanting. I'd never seen someone as lovely as you, and I feared that if I didn't do something to gain your favor, then I would never get the chance to see you again."

He brings your hand to his lips, kissing the back of it tenderly

"I'm overjoyed that you accepted my advances. I would've felt like a fool if you'd rejected me."

Oh, yeah, you're definitely keeping this man all to yourself 💕

[doopdevil]

What about headcannons for Dr Connors, specifically Lizard Connors. (If your comfortable with that of course!) How do you think he'll act around his s/o (I don't think there's need to specify gender so just g/n) when he starts brumation.

lizard!curt connors x s/o hcs

MASTERLIST

warnings: cursing ; lizard attacking ppl

pairings: lizard!curt connors x gender neutral!reader

word count: 494

summary: dating a lizard-man comes with many pros and cons.

a/n: hi anon, thank you for the request! this one goes out to the bearded dragon i had as a kid that pooped on me. honestly my favorite part of making this was getting the research because my search bar was blessed with the quote, "how to know if lizards like you" also, requests are open! i'm also accepting prompts w/ any character i write for on this post!

although curt has retained a good chunk of his human personality (continuing to be incredibly docile and gentle), as a lizard he's more aggressive. if he's upset or mad, he's much more upfront about it. in his moods, he's far louder and agitated than you're used to. occasionally he may need some time alone to let his anger out, but once he's ready this man will beg you for cuddles. gentle affection and reassurances from his s/o always make him feel better.

also speaking of curt being pissed, he will literally hiss. like if anyone annoys him he just lets out this steamy hiss and it's definitely enough to make them stop.

it's because of this that he tries his best to be as careful as possible with you. when he first got his powers, he had a habit of underestimating his strength (accidentally destroying a piece of furniture or two.) although sometimes he'll be too careful, at a point where you'll have to reassure him that the lightest touch probably won't hurt you.

as a lizard, he's much warier. he's incredibly cautious wherever he goes, and if he's with you he'll be very protective. if someone bothers you or tries to hurt you, they're fucked. immediate hospital visit. when the doctor asks they'll have to explain a lizard attacked them for flirting with his s/o 😭 curt is far more territorial as the lizard, and doesn't appreciate people messing with what's his.

during brumation though? he is absolutely exhausted. when winter comes by, he'll be spending most of his time sleeping in a make-shift den in your apartment. he truly appreciates his s/o's support during the wintertime, sending them thankful glances whenever they bring him food, water, and extra blankets. when he is awake it's only for a short while, and you make sure to savor it. the two of you will often cuddle for warmth while he eventually dozes off. just don't let him fall asleep on top of you. unless you're incredibly strong, you'll be stuck there for a while.

yes, you can pet him. just as long as you're gentle, anything too rough will make him annoyed. he adores the feeling of your hand gently stroking his scaled face, gleefully leaning into your touches with closed eyes.

being the lizard has given curt a new sense of confidence, feeling invigorated and powerful in his new form. he tends to be more daring and flirtatious with you, enjoying making you blush.

sometimes instead of kissing his s/o he'll lick their cheek and they'll be a bit soggy, but thankful nonetheless!

also lizards love him so much now and the herpetologist is now an adoptive father. he'll literally come home with like 10 tiny lizards following him and go, "oh I didn't see you there! okay I guess you'll stay with me now!"

overall things can be different when he's in his lizard form, but his s/o doesn't love him any less

[cathwritestragediesnotsins]

Dating Class 1-A best bois + Shinsou

(bc our sleepy lavender-haired boy will always be in 1-A in our hearts💖)

Includes: Bakugou, Todoroki, Shinsou, Kirishima, Kaminari and Sero

Gender neutral I think?? I didn’t proof read and i have a tendency to write for myself so...

Bakugou: 

💥Bickering. Constantly.

💥Friends w/ his Mom

💥He cooks for you bc otherwise you would survive off of minute ramen let’s be real

💥Vv possessive and protective of you (not bc he doesn’t trust you or know you can take care of yourself tho, like, trust me, Bakubabe ain’t gon date no wuss)

💥He calls you ”My extra” (not my idea, I read this in a fanfic somewhere and latched onto the name bc fUCKTHAT’SCUTE)

💥Makes you actually study (or dies trying)

💥Tries his best to be the #1 bf because he has to win at everything he really is whipped for you

💥He tries to pretend he doesn’t care but it shows

💥Does sweet stuff for you vv aggressively

      - “Oi, L/N, take this...I got it at the store but I don’t want it.” “Bakugou, this is my favorite drink.” “Yeah so what?” “You got this for me didn’t you?” “I DID NOT!!!” “Mhmmm sure.” “I DIDN’T!! FUCK YOU YOU EXTRA, JUST BECAUSE WE’RE DATING DOESN’T MEAN I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING SO DON’T GO GETTING ANY IDEAS!!!”

💥”I love you Katsuki” *glares and looks away, blushing* “Yeah whatever, I love you too I guess.”

💥Truly a Tsundere

Todoroki:

❄🔥This boy feels so lucky to have you as his S/O lemme tell you

❄🔥He spoils the heck out of you, like trust me, Daddy’s money ain’t goin’ to waste 🤑🤑🤑

❄🔥And he memorizes all your fav snacks, songs, tv shows, movies, activities, etc.

❄🔥Socially tho he is oblivious AF but he tries his best pls help him.

❄🔥You cuddle with different sides of him depending on your temperature.                 - Like, Cold? Boom! Left-side Shoto. Hot? Boom! Right-side Shoto.

❄🔥Doesn’t initiate physical affection but craves it constantly (love him pls he’s touch-starved)

❄🔥You trash Endeavor all the time and it warms his heart that you care enough about him to be so angry on his behalf

❄🔥Don’t get me wrong tho we will support him fully if he wants to repair their relationship

❄🔥100% takes you to meet his Mom...you two are the most important ppl in his life ofc he’s gonna want you to meet

❄🔥HE JUST LOVES AND CHERISHES YOU SO MUCH I’M-😖

Shinsou:

🎮Roasting each other 25/8

🎮Napping together

🎮”’Toshi! Cat!” “Where?!” “There! C’mon!”

🎮Uses his quirk on you but never in a disrespectful way                                      - “Pay attention to me!” “I can’t rn Hitoshi!” “Why?” “Because I have to study!” “Y/N you’ve BEEN studying, take a break!” *uses quirk to make you come cuddle him*

🎮Gaming together

🎮Y’all hardly ever go on ‘dates’ you just hang out all the time bc ur besties UwU

🎮Movie nights where you ironically watch movies like ‘Twilight’ and make SO MUCH COMMENTARY

🎮Honestly like 90% of your interactions give off vibes that you two hate each other so when ppl find out you’re dating they’re hella confused

🎮”I hate you.” “Then stop hugging me.” “No” “Bitch.” “Asshole.”

🎮Best friends who kiss n’ stuff

Kaminari:

⚡Charges things for you (charger!Denki owns my entire heart I’m-😍)

⚡Pick up lines

⚡Couple tik toks

⚡Meme/Vine references

⚡Crackhead energy for dAYZ

⚡Karaoke dates

⚡Pokeman jokes

     - Like, if you lose him in a store you have your own version of marco polo where you say “Gotta catch ‘em all” and he’ll respond with pikachu noises

⚡He is your hype man 100% like, he just wants you to know how amazing you are so he will tell you as often as he can

⚡Physical affection too

       - he kinda clingy but you don’t mind at all

⚡He’ll accidentally zap you sometimes. Like when he gets overly excited but let’s be real when is he not or in his sleep 

       -(but he’ll do it on purpose sometimes too if you know what I mean 👀🥵😏)

⚡If you give him something he’ll treasure it FOREVER no matter how small or random

⚡Just- sweet boy isn’t afraid to look like a fool in love for you and we stan ✋😭

Sero:

📼Most lowkey and supportive bf you will eVER meet

📼He’s so considerate and supportive ugh I’m weak

📼And I feel like this boi got style ok 

        - Like imagine him in some ripped jeans and a baggy white shirt with a jean jacket and some nikes 👀🔥✨

📼I will bet you $50 that our flex tape mans can do your hair and it look better than if you did it

📼You call him ‘Serotonin’

📼He rolls his eyes but lowkey loves it and thinks it’s the cutest fucking thing bc iT IS

📼Standing behind you and resting his chin on your head/shoulder

📼You play with his tape sometimes when ur feeling bored or fidgety

📼Candid photos of you are his fav

📼He loves to watch you in general and he’ll smile to himself

📼And he lovingly teases you just to see you get all pouty or mad bc u entertain him to no end

📼Overall he’s just a total package

Kirishima:

👊SO RESPECTFUL

👊Never pressures you to do anything or makes you even slightly uncomfortable 

👊Calls you beautiful or gorgeous instead of hot

👊WOMEN’S RIGHTS ADVOCATE AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

👊The cute thing is that his personality is ADORABLE with yours no matter what your personality type is

     - Like, Antisocial? Anger issues? Pessimist? Boy have I got a mans for you

     - Extrovert? Super sweet? Optimistic? Boy have I STILL got a mans for you

👊Helping him dye his hair

👊Your friends and family all ADORE him

👊If you have siblings they’re all “When are you bringing Kirishima to visit?” “Did you invite Kirishima?” “Tell Kirishima I said hi!”

👊He’s their fav sibling now. 

👊You’re just gonna hafta deal with the fact that you’ll always be 2nd place (except to Kiri)

[smallestclowninthecircus]

Season 3 notes popping off

due to my desire to not completely fail all my classes this year i made myself slow down significantly while listening to this season, and the fact that the other person i'm listening along with had to catch up. We've managed to convert several other people to start listening and its pretty great.

ep 81: what does it even mean to be chosen by one of them? And if he was chosen by the eye. we know Gertrude wasnt? Because she cut the eyes out of the magazines?

ep 82: elias lmao. I understand why people like him so much bahshdhdk i thought he was gonna snitch on Jon but he didnt so he's fine. Ok but how do we think he knew all that stuff. Idk probably just institute connections. I love the fact that the recorder just wants to record stuff randomly bjahsjdhd. Elias feels a lot like Michael in the sense that he knows more than he should and talks in a way that implies he just wants to wait and see how things play out for his own benefit. I understand him knowing the things that happened but his description of her emotions implies something paranormal. Maybe he's connected to one of the entities. Which one I cannot guess.

ep 83: did a file get delivered randomly to the place he's staying at? Probably elias lmao. He thinks the mannequin is related to the stranger. Idk I would believe it.

ep 84: worms? I know he says earth worms but idk. Again? Is she making gordon golems out of trash? Martin popping off. You can tell the statements get to him more that they get to Jon. How come martin is so mad about it? I want to assume he just doesnt want her to get stuck there but idk. Jude Perry. The calliope organ. Jon heard a circus in one of the last episodes

ep 89: he's talking to perry? Like jude Perry? He says ... God? Is that what it is? Lmao. The Desolation. Jon is tired of ppl being vague and not telling him stuff lmao. Oh God Jon is so confused. Compel her? Is she assuming he has some kind of power? Does he have powers? Hmm. im agreeing with jon here please jesus christ why does everyone have to be so cryptic. Just say what you mean. "maybe you get an itchy eye" bahasjkdfklsjdf girl what. Agnes saved her? Oh this is the girl from the cafe story? So theres the Cult of the Lightless Flame? They worship whatever entity this is? The Desolation? Why do they all seem like they sorta worship her then? Is Gretchen gonna die oh god. fuckin michael. a different michael aaah. i see. dont do it shes gonna burn you. sir. please. sir dont you dare do- WHAT DID I SAY what did you think was gonna happen hhh.

ep 90: try to make it less obvious you're trying to get fired big T. Elias that doesnt sound like the most healthy thing to do. oh dear is this gonna be triggering for me. uuuuuh. uuuuuuuuuh. doesnt seem like it ok gonna keep listening. Jared. hmmmmm. Ok we've seen Keay and hotner or whatever his name was.

ep 91: Michael Crew. Oh is this the lightning scar guy. Mister jon sir did you just die. No? God everyone is so fuckin cryptic. Say normal things please. They all just like to go on about pain and agony and j e s u s c h r i s t we get it you got hurted by whatever thing. So theyre avatars? question mark? Jude Perry is an avatar of The Desolation? hhhh fractals. thats a spiral thing innit. Yup. messing with your perceptions. God they all talk about feeding their god and feeding that which feeds them and. hh what does that meann. Leave big J. please. uh oh. is it daisy? how come he has the web lighter still? the tape recorder just turns on sometimes you know how it is. So he can compel people? not that he knows it obviously but. a bit wack. powers go brr i guess? If the eye just wants knowledge i guess he feeds it by getting the statements? b/c i doubt it wants him to murder ppl or whatever.

ep 92: elias you all knowing fuck what do you know. (i guess all given what i just said) Lukas. Heard of them before. Mordecai Lukas. Loneliness. The lonely even. Jonah Magnus. Elias ur sounding like a bit of a dickhead rn. lmao jon's just like "i dont care" elias what is ur deal. Why does he want to tie her in. ohh i see. lmao theyre all just like "elias why" The Unknowing lol seems very much like something the eye wouldnt like. lol elias is gettin all philosophical. what does it really mean to be human. this still doesnt answer why gertrude wanted to destroy the archives tho.

ep 93: bahsjdfh he seems so dead inside rip. awww admiral. i love him already. ghh breacon and hope. purple mold. doesnt sound like anything we've seen so far. I think the funniest explanation for breacon and hope is that they dont actually serve the stranger they just kinda happen to be a random neutral party that cart around random spooky entity related stuff. ooooh. when we hear the slight static of the tape recorder it's cuz he's compelling ppl.

ep 94: the end! listen man they were all just grayed up for 4/13.

ep 95: the end also? death but also savagery/ animalistic shit. aww martin. lmao becerra. she's just been chillin in the corner.

ep 96: return to sender. haha minecraft go brr. prediction: breacon and hope? yup there we go. jon why is there an echo. are you in a stairwell? is he gonna eat it- yup. how did i call it. unsure abt what theyre talking about but ok. they kidnapped someone? Sarah Baldwin. ooooh that guy.

ok im just putting this here so i have notes for when nicholas gets to this part. It seems like (from jon's conversation with jude perry) that the desolation and the eye are kinda at odds with eachother? like i guess not directly but it seems like they dont really vibe? so how could be with both. Cuz if he has the heat powers and shit then we know he's an avatar of the desolation. but then why does he have so much eye imagery. also he got burned intentionally? like jude did when she went on her monologue about the feeling of burning? but then why did he wear the eye pendant. it stops him from being burned all the way which seems like he's not fully accepting the fire or whatever.

Nooooo I lost like a bunch of my notes rip. I keep forgetting to save.

Ep 104: tim gives a coherent statement without jon even being there. Ugh. Fucking robert smirk. Dont like him. Joey. Dont recognize the name. The show must go on. Clown. The spooky circus?

ep 105: total war... shogun 2? jon is just understanding languages again. "if i understood mandarin or cantonese" are you sure you dont big man?

ep 106: havent we heard this one already? mans in space? oh no this is just another episode in space. fairchild... uuuh. cant remember. oh! this is related to that! this is one of the ppl from the other side. sounds like a Vast thing. oh he's the one that the dude saw? but that guy didnt have a face... she's sorta like jon. wanting to dismiss the statements. lmao i love the workplace gossip. ace jon for the win! oh cmon elias dont be a dick. sunny meadows or whatever. thats the place we heard about.

ep 107: oh great is it jude perry again. Third Degree. bahahsdkfj she was arrested. sorry but imagining this old british lady getting arrested is funny. she was trying to resurrect him. using the skin book. he's not feeling well. jon take a nap. i wonder if this is what happens when he uses his powers too much. He gets into The Zone when he reads statements lol. didn't we have a burning train car in anothre statement? is it julia fairchild? bahahahs "kidnapped. Again." poor jon honestly. julia... about her dad. daughter of the murder shed guy? hunting like your dad liked to hunt or normal people hunting. oh hunting vampires!

ep 108: melanie has been suffering. poor martin peter lukas why do you have to be like this. can he not just use the front door? does he have to bother the ppl doing statements?

ep 109: how come he cut her off? kinda rude tbh. its either jon's influence or there was smth he didnt want her saying. is it gerard on the table? this sounds kinda like smth from one of the university episodes. is it the closed eye on the hand? yup. he's like one of the students! if the thing listening in is elias then... he can do that without the tape recorder yknow. plus who's to say it wont just turn itself on again

110: who wants to bet its a leitner?

111: Lukas related to The Lonely. I used to not like Gerard that much but i like him more now. but i thought there were 15? ohhh thats right isnt flesh newer? gerry for the win honestly. finally telling jon things.

112: lol "again" no one ever tells any of these ppl anything. tim and basira are just out of the loop constantly. music, like the war episodes. The hunt or the slaughter? probably the hunt. so Daisy is related to the hunt right? basira likes the reading, she's doing fine at the institute. daisy's getting worried...

113: it just turned on randomly. what is it lol. explossives! oh boy. why do they always assume he turned it on intentionally. melanie youre not making me like you that much. which entity is this about i cant tell. lol he was disappointed it was just the end. The title Breathing Room made me think it was gonna be about the buried but i guess not. So many of these entities deal with death but the end is one that deals in just death. it has no need for fancy deaths, just death is enough

114: more hilltop road statements? the tree. oh boy. ok the tree has 8 arms obviously theres the spider parallels. was she taken into an alternate universe? oh no. jon tries to phrase things so he's not asking questions. thats honestly good. "sometimes i was kidnapped" oh dear. they got gertrude. daisy ur so odd lmao. who wants to bet they dont know the tape recorder's running?

115: silaca? or whatever? antique man? meat grinder... related to the meat is meat episode? oh wow. they buy antiques from him. maybe dont antagonize this creature which can kill you?

116: lol theyre all just so done with elias. music? is it like the one band that if you hear them you die or wtvr. oh its chess? i am very much confused. mmm stranger go brr. gorilla skin? oh shit the dance. woah. this is so good. this is so gender. the words are wonderful. "you can just say tim" lmao trying to fool elias never feels like a good idea.

117: except elias lmaoo. oh shit. leitner getting some use for once idk. bruuh poor melanie she has been thru so much shit. martin you can just say youre worried about jon. lol he's so accurate in his jon impression. lol who was that. was that daisy? lmaoo. oop hi tim. oh god i hope tim doesnt die. i feel like i wouldve heard about that? but im not sure. destroying the source of knowledge is gonna be hard for jon. yay jon! you did a good thing. let him rest.

118: go off martin lmao. awww poor martin. oh god the tape gets that squealy quality and its awful.

119: woah. lots of things happening. uhh. POP OFF TIM!!

120: lmao elias giving a statement about jon's dreams lol. damn jon doesnt even get his own dreams? has to stay Watching even when he's asleep? f in the chat this man goes thru so much shit. oh boy its peter. lol martin my beloved. idk i dont trust peter.

[stargazer-balladeer]

Having Family Problems [Obey Me]

Characters Included: Brothers

Note: This is not an individual hc things, I decided to just group them into one instead. Sorry. But if you want something similar to this but separated, feel free to request :3 (I know this is horrible, so please forgive me ;-;) Hope ya’ll like this one! :3

Reader’s Gender: Neutral

Warning: Some depressing and touching subject will be written here. If you’re sensitive about abuse and basically family problems. Please don’t read this because it features these kind of things.

-Lucifer knew something is wrong when you first appeared before him, that black eye of yours is already telling that something is happening to you behind the scenes. So he went into investigating your background and quickly finds out that you’re being abused back at home, this broke his non-existence heart. 

-Lucifer noticeably and immediately soften around you, telling you that if you ever need something, he’s just there and don’t be shy to approach him. Like whenever you enter the room, he’ll soften up. The brothers were confused at his sudden change of personality, wasn’t he being cold and prideful just a minute ago? Lucifer then explains to them what’s happening with you, they quickly began to pamper you with all kinds of things.

-They all basically fills your mind up with ridiculous things, trying to occupy your mind to not let you remember your family. 

-Lucifer would soften around you (already said but decided to say it again, lol) and lets you do whatever you want, not like you were doing anything. If he sees you hesitating on something (like getting food or getting something from the House), he’ll encourage you to get it since whatever is theirs is yours as well. He also lets you inside his room while he’s signing papers, and bask in silence. If he sees that you’re tense, he’ll state that you don’t need to be on-guard all the time (yeahhhh, not like you’re gonna kill me... yep, I believe you -_- NOT!). He’ll also encourage you to say something if you want anything or want to say something, he’ll quiet everyone and lets you take the stage :)

-Mammon drags you around with him, stating that you need to go out. He usually drags you to stores and casino, which Lucifer is mad about. He also spends his money with you (GASP MAMMON, IS DAT U?) and lets you buy anything you want, charge on him. But if you’re hesitant to buy or choose what you want, either from fear or how you were raise, Mammon would be depressed but immediately cheer up as he helps you choose what you want to buy. Mammon also bursts into your room unexpectedly and be there until night, but I don’t think he’ll leave though. He might as well sleep there.

-Leviathan would drag you to his room and let you play games with him. But he might need to teach you since you weren’t allowed to have your own computer or games back at home, so you didn’t know these kind of things (which made Levi sad and depressed). He quickly teaches you and after that, you two will sit there, playing with each other in a Co-op game or be seen watching anime together. Yes, he’s sharing his weeaboness with you :)

-Satan basically drags you to the library to read some books, and teaches you how to read if you don’t know how to read. He’ll also talk with you about some books he’s read about and just basically became a storyteller for you, complete with magic and stuff. He’ll need to control his wrath even more around you, so you won’t get frightened at him. If you just want peace and quiet, then he’ll remain silent and read the book while being in the same room as you. (He’ll also gush about cats :3)

-Asmodeus basically drags you from store to store to shop your clothes, products and self-care products. He’ll choose your clothes and everything, even buying for himself time to time. He spoils you so much that when you two arrive at the House of Lamentation, he immediately pampers you with these newly-bought products. He might also give you his products, in exchange for your smile. He also tells you to take care of your skin and basically makes you a human doll. If you self-degrade yourself, Asmodeus would be furious as he goes on a rant about how beautiful you are and stuff. Lesson learned, don’t degrade yourself ever again, atleast in front of Asmo. (BUT DON’T DEGRADE YOURSELF PPL. U ARE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME IN YOUR OWN WAY!)

-Beelzebub makes you eat something, because he notice how thin and pale you are. And sometimes you don’t eat, which worries him. You’re the only one who he shares his food with, so be grateful! He’ll also be by your side in RAD, basically becoming your bodyguard. He’ll also cuddle you if you’re touch-starved, he LOVES hugging you. If you want something, don’t be afraid to ask! He’ll get it for you. But if you don’t say anything and instead resort to just looking at it, Beel knows, trust me. So he’ll get it for you, much to your surprise and embarrassment.

-Belphegor feels guilty for killing you when all you want to do is help. He really didn’t know your bad history in the human realm, but when he finds out (Beel told him), he feels so guilty, He doesn’t know what to do so he resort into sleeping with you on your bed. He even lets you borrow his pillow if you want! If you’re scared of him at what happened, he’ll be hurt but understand as he keeps his distance. He’ll be a sad bby Yandere boi ;-; Please forgive him.

-This basically means that the Brothers have adopted you and wouldn’t let you go back to where you came from, Diavolo also seems to agree with them. Barbatos and Solomon understands, though Solomon might be thinking of a payback to your parents. (afterall, no one plans their murder out loud, right?). Both Simeon and Luke are upset to what happened to you.

-In short, they made you their family. :D

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[ka-za-ri]

For that drabble game thing: how about setting 35 "not wanting to be alone" and quote 2 "I had a lot of fun, surprisingly" with Beelzebub?

Oooh it took me a while to figure out how to work with this! I bounced a few ideas around, but the image of Beel trying to eat a mahjong tile just really stood out in my head. This is just all drawing on memories of watching ppl play in dramas and old Karaoke videos. I honestly have only the very slightest idea of how to play. Gender Neutral MC

Setting: not wanting to be alone Quote: "I had a lot of fun, surprisingly" Character: Beelzebub  

“Beel, wait, no! Please don’t eat that!” You reached out and snatched the tiny tile from his hand just as he was about to pop it in his mouth. 

“It’s not for eating?” he cocked his head to the side as you put the tile back onto the table, face down and shuffled it along with all the other tiles. “What is it for?” he sat down at the table across from you, eyes lit with confusion.

Mahjong was a game made for four people to play. The old set was a relic passed to you and you cherished it dearly.  Sometimes when the loneliness got to be unbearable, you  found it easy to pretend you were at a little table with your closest friends. The memory of shooting the shit and exchanging tiles on a hot summer day when the AC was broken and everyone was too poor to go out and do things was something you fondly recalled.

Four neatly arranged rows had already been set up at each side of the table, waiting for players that wouldn’t arrive. In the dead of the night, you had  felt a wave of homesickness wash over you and the urge for something familiar made you pull out the worn leather chest you kept the set in. The only place that seemed proper for you to set up was the kitchen. You figured it was late enough that Beel would have raided the fridge and left already. Much to your surprise, he hadn’t had his late night snack and in his half-asleep state, he had nearly eaten one of the season tiles. 

“Did… I say something wrong?” Beel’s voice snapped you out of your reverie and you let out a sheepish laugh in reply. 

“Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.” Your hands went back to the middle of the table, running your hands against the smooth wood backs of the tiles and continued to mindlessly shuffle a game that wouldn’t be played. “It’s for a game.” 

“Oh… I thought they were a candy or something.” 

You shook your head, sighing good naturedly. “No, nothing like that.” 

“You were going to play it alone?” 

“I… Yeah.” You shrugged, carefully stacking the shuffled tiles and pretending that your friends were there, waiting for the game to start. 

You could pretend company was there all you wanted,  the tiles still wouldn’t be able to play themselves. 

“How do you play? Can I join?” 

His question took you by surprise. You would have figured he would have brushed you off once he realized there wasn’t any food involved. Yet, there he was, eyes filled with curiosity and waiting for an explanation. 

“It’s… complicated.” You started. You wanted to push him away and let him go about his day. He didn’t need to be burdened with your childish fantasies of sitting around a table and playing a game. However, there was a sense of comfort with his presence that had you pausing and reconsidering. “Are you sure you want to learn and not eat?” 

Beel shrugged, digging in his pocket and pulling out a snack bar. “I can’t do both?” 

You giggled, not surprised that he would have something stashed away. “Okay, you can do both.” you said. 

With his company across the table, the room didn’t feel as empty. If you closed your eyes and thought about it, you could hear the buzz of cicadas in the summer and the tell tale whirr of a fan on the highest setting. The AC was broken again and you had nowhere to go. 

“So, what you have in front of you is your hand… No, wait. You need to know the suits first before you can even start playing.” 

Four neat rows of thirteen tiles each crumbled as well as the neatly stacked pile you made earlier while you scrambled to sort the hundred and forty-four tiles in a way that made sense. “So, to start, there are the suits… and then there are the honor tiles... I’ll get to the extra stuff and the hands in a bit. First, you have to at least learn these.” 

You talked a mile a minute, not sure if he understood a thing coming out of your mouth. Every now and then, you’d divulge in a story about a play made years ago or a tangent about how old the tiles were. Though you were excited to have someone be interested in playing with you, you weren’t sure how much sense your sleep deprived babbling made. 

“And so… that’s the basics of how you play.” you finally concluded after several hours of explanations. “I hope that wasn’t too much.” You laughed nervously and tapped a tile against the table, hoping he wasn’t too mad at you for keeping him up so late. 

“No, I think I get the idea of how to play… But I think it’s too late for a game tonight.” he said, noting the time on the clock. 

You grimaced when you realized how little time you would have to actually get some sleep in you before classes the next day. “Sorry… we didn’t even get to actually play anything.” 

Beel shrugged, finishing off the last of the food he had pulled from the fridge during your explanation. “That’s fine. I had a lot of fun, surprisingly.” He smiled and patted your head before getting up. “And anyway, didn’t you say it was supposed to be played with four people?” 

“Yeah… I mean, I could have pretended there are more people…” 

“Why don’t we just ask Asmo and Mammon if they want to play tomorrow? This sounds like something they’d like.” 

“You think so? I don’t want to seem like a bother.” You fidgeted for a bit before you started to pack everything away. 

“Well, if we put money on the line, I’m sure they’ll definitely be invested.” Beel suggested. 

You let out a good natured laugh. “Okay, you have a point there.” 

Closing the lid to the chest, you let Beel walk you to your room up to the point where your paths diverged. 

“Hey…” 

You perked up when he called out to you as you turned away. 

“For what it’s worth, I’m always up for a game, even if no one else is.” 

You smiled, feeling your heart skip a beat at his words. 

“Thanks. I’ll keep that in mind.” 

Perhaps, the next time you pulled out that old wood and bone set of tiles, it wouldn’t be to reminisce about summers long ago filled with cicadas and a summer sun. Perhaps, the next time, it would be about a crowded table in a kitchen with confused, yet enthusiastic friends ready to make new memories with you. 

[intersex-ionality]

Okay, well, since we’re going to continue calling me a Nazi for some reason, I’m going to just take this opportunity to ask myself the question I asked yesterday: have people actually read these tweets, or are they being told they were bad without knowing why?

Just in case distortion is at play, here are the tweets in question.

Diana Tourjée (@DianaTourjee), Auigust 31 2019:

Sometimes it's funny when you’re the only trans person in a space where everyone is announcing their pronouns. Like it gets to you and a hush falls over the room and you can just like check your phone because only cis ppl need to be working on their pronouns game.

Natalie Wynn (@ContraPoints):

This has happened to me before in hyperwoke spaces. Like it's me and a bunch of cis women and we all have to go in a circle saying she/her because I'm there.

There's this paradox where I can go into a sports bar in North Carolina and be miss/ma'am all night no question, but in self-consciously trans-inclusive spaces I have to explain my pronouns and watch woke people awkwardly correct themselves every time they say "you guys."

I guess it’s good for people who use they/them only and want only gender neutral language. But it comes at the minor expense of semi-passable transes like me and that’s super fucking hard for us.

Y'all who are mad about this thread--I'm not saying we shouldn't have a norm of disclosing pronouns in trans-positive spaces, and I'm happy to give up having my gender assumed to help NB/non-passing trans ppl. But why can't I at least acknowledge this hurts more than helps me?

Not all trans people have the same needs, and some of the rules that trans people have taught woke cis people to follow lead to me be misgendered (“they”) and interrogated about my gender more often. Why can’t I point that out? Can’t a tran vent on Twitter.com ?

So let’s all take a minute here to actually read this thread. A thread in which Natalie points out that cis allies are the ones harming her, that they are doing so in the name of trans inclusiveness, and that Natalie was perfectly happy to let them because it still benefited other trans people and there’s no solution to the issue of “unknown vs neutral” gendering in the english language.

Let’s all really look at that, then ask ourselves why it is that a woman who works almost entirely in making progressivism, trans rights, and leftism more accessible to alienated people who wouldn’t otherwise hear those messages was run off of twitter for saying, “hey, this thing hurts me, and I’m happy to take that hit for y’all, but man, wouldn’t it be great if it didn’t have to?”

And then when we’re done looking at all that stop fucking calling my JOC (jewish of colour(tm) ) ass a fucking nazi for being unimpressed with the way she’s been treated over the course of all this, you twats.

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1. Icon: Beehunter from Arknights

2. My content: This is my main/personal blog so it's mostly just reblogs of funnyman jokes, Helpful References/Tips, and interests I'm either too lazy or not enough into to make a sideblog for (JJBA, Animal Crossing, Castlevania [debatable], etc.)

3. Letter colour: I'm assuming this is blog title color so--white.

4. Header: a screencap of Invader Zim saying "PHASE TWO" but instead it says "HOES MAD". I need to change it tbh but idk to what.

5. Url: I love vampires AND thigh high socks,,,,Could I Make It Anymore Obvious

6. Blog title: From one of those phrase/word generators I forgot why I used it, but I really liked the phrase even though I'm really bad at poetry...

Tag #2

Who were you named after?: I Vibed(tm) with Maid Marian from the Disney Furry Robin Hood Movie as a kid but I wanted it to be more gender neutral so now I'm Mr. Mosbey ☆ Ellis is similar enough to my deadname so I can get onto family and the like for "forgetting"

Last time you cried?: I don't have a concept of time so I don't remember so,,,,,maybe a week or two?

Do you like your handwriting?: I guess? It's pretty a looking blend of print and cursive but it can be hard to read if you're reading it for the first time :(

What is your favorite lunch meat?: FRIED BOLOGNA. If cooked doesn't count idk honey ham or turkey I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Longest relationship?: 2 years. Don't Ask.

Do you still have your tonsils?: Yup.

Do you bungee jump?: Nope!

What is your favorite kind of cereal?: Honeycomb, w/ French Toast Crunch as a close second. But tbh as long as its not bland like cheerios or corn pops/puffs I'll live.

Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: I DESPISED tying my shoes as a kid idk why so I always slip mine off.

Do you think you’re strong willed?: Not particularly, I think? I'm a people pleaser but I'm also stubborn as hell so....

Favorite Ice Cream?: Birthday Cake!!! French Vanilla or Wedding Cake is good too--anything really REALLY vanilla-y is top notch.

What is the first thing you notice about a person?: Their smile and I guess like...idk how to put it....their Build? Like if they're lanky with broad shoulders or tall 'n buff or short 'n stocky, stuff like that.

Football or baseball?: I only attend football games for the Marching Band halftime shows

Favorite donut?: Anything filled with cream or custard tbh. Maple-flavored dunkin donuts donuts are good too, though.

What are you listening to?: A lot of Vouge Remixes/Music apparently? Like DJ Boyfriends and stuff. I like high-energy beats.

If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: A deep jewel tone that's labelled "peacock" but you can't really tell if its a green or blue until you use it.

What is your favorite smell?: Vanilla Bean Noel from Bath and Body Works, Honeycomb, and Harry's Pomegranate-Spice Blend Soap (really specific I Know). Hairspray always smells really sweet to me idk why people say they hate the smell???

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: My D&D group (5 HOURS!)

Hair color?: Too dark to be blond, too light to be brown. I wanna dye it either that jewel toned blue again or black, but I don't feel like buying hair dye rn.

Eye color?: Brown brown brown! FUCK what anyone says brown eyes are the BOMB my entire family has either green or blue eyes so I've spent TOO LONG self-depreciating over that shit.

Favorite food to eat?: Lemon Cake w/ mascarpone is soooo good. Nothin tops Hoppin' John with Wild Rice though.

Scary movies or happy ending?: Happy Endings. I'm not (that) much of a sap but Scary Movies sometimes really work up my anxiety :(

Last movie you watched in a theater?: Once Again, time is an illusion but I think Frozen 2? NO it was Birds of Prey! Loved it.

What color shirt are you wearing?: A black State Marching Band Championship hoodie.

Favorite holiday?: Halloween by default since a good 80% of holidays are boring.

Beer or wine?: I've only had (dessert) wine but I didn't really like it so neither I guess. I don't see myself liking beer anyways.

Night owl or morning person?: Night Owl but God likes to punish me so I always wake up at 6/7/8 even when I don't need to anyways.

Favorite day of the week?: Tuesday or Friday? Time isn't real, dude.

Favorite animal?: BATS BATS BATS!!! I have a plushie of a Mariana Flying Fox I got from the zoo as a wee kid and I WUV THEM their name is Mango :3c. I also like peacocks because of their colors, & hummingbirds because they remind me of my grandmother and how they zip around!

Do you have a pet?: 3 cats (Meimei, Rico Suavé, and my dearest darlingist loudest witch cat Mina) and 3 dogs (Emmy, Jake, and Gucci "Chupi" Chupacabra).

Where would you like to travel?: Japan (b/c I'm a weeb and I've wanted to since middle school), but tbh visiting just about anywhere would be cool, especially in Europe just because I keep slacking on language learning. My family vacations for Food mainly so anyplace with good, different grub than Southern Landlocked USA is 👌👌👌👌.

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I never know who to tag in these ddgdkddjkskabcksbals uhhhhhh @binch-im-stressed @screamingredpanda @6fangs @foolishrats @wondertainment & any mutuals or ppl who constantly interact because I'm writing this in my notes app and never use desktop tumblr so I can't really keep track of my mutuals like everyone else (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

[yamazawaren]

idk if i should have my throat/voice checked...

i have this slight difficulty when speaking. especially when i have to speak english. when i speak my native language, i have more “command” over it but when i speak english, i find it hard to speak full sentences without taking a break. i easily get tired speaking too, in native and english.

maybe it’s the smoking. my throat tightens whenever i speak, i feel it more when i’m talking for a “long” time. sometimes even when i’m not speaking, it gets tight. this is unusual cos i think i get tired talking easily which is not normal, i guess, compared to other ppl who could go on for hours. when my throat tightens it’s a sign i have to stop talking, but the thing is, i’ve only been talking for 30 min., minus that are the breaks i had to take when i’m listening to the other person say his/her piece so it’s an estimated 20 min. of talk time for me (in native. shorter when i speak english).

i croak too when i’m at bars and the sounds are so damn loud. but the thing about that is cos i have a deep voice, like deep Deep that people mistake me for a guy when i’m on the phone or when i’m dressed boyishly. it’s like how ppl know butch lesbians are women because of their voice but that sorta thing doesn’t work on me at all times. i’ve been called “sir” or the informal filipino counterpart “kuya” even when i was dressed in a gender neutral fashion. i decided to just let it slide. also because of my deep voice, in loud situations, i need more effort when i’m engaged in a conversation so as not to have my voice drowned out by the sounds. my throat almost always feels like a chalk board. that sorta texture. in addition to the tight feeling, afterwards.

maybe this is anxiety too. i know i’m getting worse and it’s manifesting in my body in ways i could not control anymore. one odd thing i noticed is i feel like i’ve gotten slower. i walk for almost a km from the van’s drop off to uni and whenever i’m in a rush and i try to walk faster, i don’t feel i’m walking faster. i still feel like i’m walking very slow. i notice people who were initially walking behind me to suddenly walking past me. i’m basing this off my observation of women who are around the same height and age bracket as me. sometimes, even shorter women walk faster than me.

another dilemma is earlier tonight i was forgetting things (not the normal way of forgetting i’m used to). i kept going round and round forgetting what to do or ending up not doing what i intended to do or doing different stuff than what i planned to do. idk with me anymore.

maybe i’m sick. not psycho/crazy/insane/mad sick. but medically ill sick.