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twpsyn-who · 7 months

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A little bit of a cracky one- Soulmate AU in which when you die your soulmate dies too. Of course there are some rules, otherwise AoT would end dramatically fast, but we ain't talking about those yet.

The idea is that Eren needs Jean to stay alive. He straight up can't do his plan without Jean. That guy must survive at all cost, which sucks.

The problem? No matter what Eren does, Marco always overhears Berthold and Reiner talk and fucking dies. ALWAYS. Is like that scene is some canon event or some shit. It must happen. Is written in the stars for Marco Bodt to die at Reiner's hands (not necessarily in Trost, but is always because of Reiner.)

Cue to Eren going through multiple memories trying to somehow keep Marco alive AND still make Jean join the Survey Corps AND somehow trigger all the events in the right order to get the desired ending. Is a nightmare.

#I don't know man the idea of Eren trying to keep Jean's soulmate alive and getting extremely frustrated over being unable to do it #sounds extremely funny to me.#Like a time loop but you're trying to keep you frenemy's soulmate alive without fucking up the timeline #'By that logic don't Historia and Mikasa also-' I SAID THERE ARE RULES MAN. I don't know what are those yet but you know something #must happen to trigger or untrigger the soulmate part I don't know man I am tired all I want is to see Eren suffering over the JeanMarco #agenda like everyone else.#anyway #aot #jean kirstein #jeanmarco #aot jean #marco bodt #marco bott #snk #aot marco #soulmate au #It should be illegal this lack of JeanMarco soulmate aus

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

#Fear and Hunger #D'arce Cataliss #Cahara #Ragnvaldr #Enki Ankarian #Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience.#My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!”#I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs #It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs #I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'.#I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs #And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set #This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis)#I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series #If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot #It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it.#My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights #Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared!#As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.

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welcometogrouchland · 4 months

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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

#dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig #i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did #I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon #mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j #anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j #me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc #-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre #god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it #i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you #mine

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iconsumethesoulsofthedamned · 6 months

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I relate to Will Graham because I too am being gutted (period cramps) and I too am crying on the floor bleeding out.

#you’d think that I’m joking #but here’s the thing #I have an extremely high pain tolerance it’s not even funny #I got my foot slammed in a door today so hard it took off my shoe and I barely made a sound and then went on with my day #I am literally crying over this right now it feels like I’m dying #if you tell me I have endometriosis or I need to get it checked out ur prolly right but I don’t have the time #it’s 7:05 in baltimore marylin baby #will graham #mizumono #hannibal nbc #hannibal #hannibal fandom #period cramps

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debaucherri · 15 days

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currently working on my MAGNUM OPUS its a デスノート au called ノテです where the death note is just a regular ass notebook

#i mean the main focus of the au is light experiencing a first-time psychotic episode #bc the first few episodes reminded me of some experiences w/ psychosis i have had and that i have heard of #but this sounds funnier #puns #extremely funny i know. im here all week #death note #dn #デスノート #yagami light #light imagay #yagami raito #l death note #light death note #light yagami #l lawliet #AU #fandom #non rb #japanese puns hell ye

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sleepytimegal777 · 2 years

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1. & 5. Are You Hurting the One You Love? - Florence + the Machine / 2. The Truth About Grief - Fortesa Latifi / 3. House of the Dragon (2022- ) - Driftmark / 4. Repose in Unhappiness - Henri Michaux

#this is extremely funny to me because if you had told me when the show was first announced #that i would be sitting here making melodramatic web weaves about alicent and rhaenyra as closeted friends to enemies #i would think that that sounded crazy #but yet…… here we are #hotd #parallels #web weaving #web weave #words #poetry #house of the dragon #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #rhaenicent

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b4kuch1n · 1 year

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crumbs in your bed

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#bakuspecial #comic #horror #cw: child abuse #cw: body horror #ask to tag #hi! hello. this is basically just a goosebump story I think. or a scary stories to tell in the dark entry #that's kinda what I aim for? along with the good ol vibe of fuan no tane #and also the like. Thing in east asian art where they make the main character a generic white person and then #every other thing about the setting is deeply recogniseably common asian shit lmao #that's entertainment for me. this came about extremely haphazardly... its why the first two pages look nothing like #the rest of it fsdjfhdsjhf. I slammed those out at a cafe like two days ago #went into this one no plan outside of a general sense of direction #I dont think Ive ever actually designed a single character in any of the short horror comics I did. like either its me or #I made someone up as I went. genuinely didnt know what the character'd look like until I sketched em #and then I kept referencing previous panels to draw em. dont know if I recommend this method #mmmm on reread not super sure if the sound effect of the bed leaving the room is clear enough... oh well there are other comics #been writing a lot about food and places recently Ive found out. oh yeah dyou know whats funny #I watched a wayner highlight vid of the kingdom heart charity stream today (I do not know anything about kingdom heart) and realized #how much of kingdom heart (at least the first one) is about like. places.#which is like. good job baku great deep read there isn't kingdom heart literally behind a door. arent there doors all over the place.#isnt the biggest symbol from that game taht EVERYONE knows about the KEYblade. for locks on door #fskdjfhdj but yeah its just. very cool to me that that game really does have iconic recogniseable sites. like the scenes are all tied to #where they happen at. and the climactic battle happens in a black void around a door. its good #good story about leaving ur home after ur friends aren't there anymore and being changed so much by what you go through that #you can no longer call where you started at home anymore. I am being conned by the music #anyways. yeah I go sleep now. powered thru the last 4 pages of this so its done and out there. hope my bed will not do this #have a good night lads! be careful of bugs

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3554856 · 1 month

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wip i am never going to finish because i have just had the horrifying realization that i actually want the characters i love to experience a good life

#especially dirk strider. i love him. i love dirk strider.#i want dirk to be happy.#i want them to be safe.#i dont want the toxic relationship dynamic anymore. it isnt fun #thats not what homestuck is about.#i dont know how i got dragged into the extremely toxic fanon family dynamic of the strilondes #but this isnt what i want. i dont know why ive been here for so long.#i dont want dave to suffer #i dont want dirk to feel cornered and like he isnt enough #christ.#i cant believe i was able to accept that daverose is not a feel good ship #funny haha that sounds so fucking obvious but it.#it doesnt feel good and i dont understand how it did for almost two years.#i dont want the strilondes to be intertwined like that #it isnt fun #it #man.#what is happening to me

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thatfantasylovingdork · 5 months

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Me: imma listen to a comparison of all Starscream's voice actors cuz I need to hear his voice right now 😍

Me, after listening: oh god Steve Blum does a SEXY voice, that's it I'm done I got turned on by a robot, lol what is wrong with me

#transformers #funny #maccadam #Starscream #voice acting #whyyyy #it’s too bad he wouldn’t be into me if he was real #because I am very into him #my favorite types of Starscream voice seem to be shrieky and high pitched or extremely sexy and seductive #I don’t like when his voice sounds masculine #it just doesn’t fit him #god I really gotta watch tfp soon #I’m gonna be in sexy voice heaven #Steve Blum’s Starscream reminds me a bit of Pitch from ROTG #that same kind of sexy smarmy British voice that makes me hot and bothered #screw you Jude Law #ugh #I’m so pathetic lol

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 3 months

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hai guys :3

#my video lol #my audio lol #vocaloid cover #synthv cover #synthesizer v cover #genbu #genbu synthv #evil food eater conchita #i am forcing everyone to look at this. look at my guy ehehehhkjnjkhgmlb AFTER TWO WHOLE ASS YEARS FINALLY #i couldve probably put more effort into this but ITS BEEN IN HERE FOR 2 YEARS i wanna be done w/ it already 😭#so regardless if it kinda sucks a little bit; its wayyy better than the covers i made like ~4? years ago when i was first starting out #was the iku drawing i posted before this foreshadowing?? not necessarily but its rly funny to think abt in hindsight #also rip genbu in a dress that i was gonna draw for this originally 😔✌️ i'd really love to draw more stuff for these covers i make #but it usually never comes out the way i want it to and i figure editing some sorta visualizer like this is better #than keeping some things trapped in my files for so long purely bc my extra ass wants a cool pv. some day maybe but not now #some sick fuck unsubscribed from me after i posted this BYE BITCH i dont miss you at all. live laugh love genbu in this house /j #im not the most obnoxious genbu stan i'd say but you WILL respect him in my house i do not tolerate genbu slander i love that man your hono #yes im extremely based bc he (and eleanor) were THE very first vsynths i ever actually fucked around w/ programwise #but WHATEVER!! idc he is so dear to me i do not regret buying his full version at all (it was impulsive)#the only synth i'd actually consider myself kinda good at tuning LMAO ik people hate how he sounds and have issues w/ him but not me...#these tags are too long girl stfu. anyways tldr; look at silly thang i made w/ my silly man #i love genbu and i love songs about cannibalism <3 #Youtube

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pantherloid · 8 months

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Please yap, I want to hear about the non-bio thing about Len

Okay!!! Im not gonna articulate it well so it's gonna be all over the place.

Ive said (too many times) that my hcs of len (and any other vocasynth) is theyre either physical robots or they exist in your 'puter.

At first I almost said "non-human" to mean like its a character thats not born and so doesnt live a human life like go through developmental stages, have parents that theyre born from, have a childhood especially, ET CETERA right, but non-human makes it sound like its furries or monsters so that doesnt make any sense.

Non-biological feels accurate bc there is no BIRTH and no developmental stages, no lived experiences/past experiences, and basically, i want the character to exist in a void!! No ties, no meaningful connections.

A little bit off tangent... I've had my old fursona (oldest oc) in my head for the longest time and theyre supposed to be one of these characters that Do Not Exist like theyre not a "person" who goes through life and experiences, theyre an entity that... exists in...SOME way, and I was never able to convey that idea UNTIL like last year, after experimenting for a long time with len hcs where hes a digital being, it kinda clicked. This non-existing character type that I've been wanting to convey can be well translated as a digital being or like a computer program. I think i want to say this character type is entirely intangible, like computer programs, so they "dont exist"...but you wouldn't say a computer program is "not real" right, like um WHERE AM I GOING.

Anyways HAVE YOU EVER seen that tumblr post (i think) about hatsune miku, gorillaz, and the muppets being not real but also... real... bc they exist in the real world and we talk about them *Vsauce music* or SOMETHING like that...

Where am i going now ah. The kagami-ne mirror images thing is so good because to me there is no way this makes sense if i think of them as flesh and blood people like DA HELL you mean theyre mirror images, the concept simply does not work. Like look i assume people who hc rin and len as twins hc them as 'people' because---

((context i made a tweet a while ago, i said : "I lean more on the mirror images interpretation than twins like siblings." "In my hc theyre not people so theyre not ""siblings"" bc you'd have to be born for that?? Theyre probably more like clones but also not BIOLOGICALLY bc theyre either robots/digital beings like i always say." ---

because twins suggest biology. Like they were fetuses in a womb together, man where am i going again.

The mirror images thing is really cool when theyre thought of as just ENTITIES. Just person-like beings that are just copy pasted like no further or deeper explanations. Theyre simply not real!!!!

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After yapping I realized it all comes down full circle to my escapist ass not wanting anything connected to the real world. Like the way i draw len or my human ocs, theyre only supposed to resemble humans, they should not look "real" as in look like they could be someone who you could spot when you leave your house or something.

#ask #i wrote this while very eepy so its gonna make even less sense #thanks for letting me ramble but yeah the thoughts are not coming out in a neat string!!!!#NAH its funny bc its not like i hate realistic biology bc unfortunately one of my #biggest pastimes is thinking about how my ocs bodies work rather than thinking like oh what is their #personality or backstory - you know like a NORMAL PERSON #like how exactly does this furry's paw-hand function like anatomically is what im usually thinking of instead of idk oh what #role does this character play in this world #i sound insane #(or just extremely neurodivergent)#if you cared to know. my obsession with thinking of the biology of my ocs comes from my strong interest in #learning about animals when i was younger #i shouldnt be yapping further

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toytulini · 2 months

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really feel like im going insane here. do yall really not fucking get it?

#toy txt post #get a better joke get a better joke get a better joke #im not saying you cant chuckle at a good dunk of a deramged troll im SAYING it feels #incredibly ghoulish and privileged to BE EXCITED for the deranged fucking trolls who are going to generate racist and sexist content #which you all can Call esoteric and new and weird but its really not going to be! its going to be the same shit! that they always say! its #going to be extremely fucking predictable! and i think its fucking weird as hell to sound excited for that. it is the same fucking energy #as the media even the so called liberal media loving trump bc he gets them clicks bc he is constantly up to some shit. the joke of those #tweets is really really really not reading to me as 'its going to be funny that theyre going to lose to someone they hate'#it reading very Blatantly to me as: its going to be funny that theyre going to be so mad about this that they are going to plumb entirely #new depths and bring out some really never before seen mega racism and sexism in response which will generate Great Material for my Rad #Leftist Dunks which is 1)the most annoying kind of person on this earth shut the Fuck up 2)and insanely privileged and ghoulish fucking #stance. fuck all the way off

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ineedyoutotellmeyouloveme · 1 year

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okay if house md was a muppet movie… who would be the one human?

#sound off #I think it would be extremely funny if it was cuddy #foreman would have the same vibe #but chase would also be funny #him trying to sell out muppet house would kill me jfkdjcwjvjs #hate crimes md #house md

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