#source: chowder

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Are you nuts?! I don’t wanna steal from my mother, I don’t wanna go into an abandoned building at night, and I don’t wanna die!

Bill: I say it’s worth a shot

Eddie: Yes, I agree, let’s do it

[bruhseidon]

[During patrol]

Y/N, giving Dick the silent treatment:

Dick, as Nightwing: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup, and you a mustard. Which is weird ‘cause you’re usually mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Jack, look what you've done! Now the animators are gonna have to draw all this frost.

Bunnymund scolding Jack Frost for creating chaos with his powers

[papasmistakeria]

Sejanus: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you're a mustard, which is weird cause usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is? Coriolanus: Please shut up

[terrorquotestm]

Crozier: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know… You are really not the two people I wanted to die with.

Tozer: Ditto.

Hickey: Actually, I’d planned on the three of us being buried together in a joint tomb.

Crozier: …If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

Leo, climbing into Jason’s bed: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Jason: Leo, please. It’s four a.m.

[bluesylveon2]

Yuu/MC: last night I dreamed that I was a bottle of ketchup, and you were mustard. Which is weird cause you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams. Why'd you suppose that is?

Leona: 🫸😐🫷

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Erik: We need more spice.

Charles: I’m glad one of us finally acknowledged it.

Erik:…I-I meant dinner. It’s bland.

[deadboyquotes]

Cat King: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you're a mustard, which is weird cause usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Edwin: Please shut up

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Pepper spray? That sounds delicious!

Richie: *Gets sprayed*

Richie: I WAS WRONG! I WAS HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG!

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno: Wow! I didn't know you could evolve Purple Haze!

Fugo: Oh, sure! Anything is possible in these light novels.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

You see, there is an ugly lady inside of all of us, and sometimes, that ugly lady makes us do things we're not proud of.

Pitch

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Wally: Poppy, you're our only hope.

Sally: Uh, hello? What about me?

Wally: *shakes head* Sorry. You're not in this episode.

Sally: Wha- *fades away*

[emmikay]

(inside Gluttony’s stomach)

Ed: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know… You are really not the two people I wanted to die with.

Envy: Ditto.

Ling: Actually, I’d planned on the three of us being buried together in a joint tomb.

Ed:

Envy:

Ed: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.

[incorrectswordcatcherquotes]

Jerrod: Are you sure this is going to work?

Ji-an: No. In fact, I’m almost certain we’ll all end up dying, probably with blood and guts flying everywhere.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

You see, there is an ugly lady inside of all of us, and sometimes, that ugly lady makes us do things we're not proud of.

Cid