#source: dan and phil

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Aragorn: If we were at war and I was on the battlefield, would you just leave me behind?!

Legolas: Yes. Well, no, no. It’s not that I would leave you behind; it’s that I wouldn’t notice that you died in the first place.

Aragorn: Thank you.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: I may have done something you told me to never do again

Narcissa:

Narcissa: That is a very long list

[headcanons-phb]

Maya: how does salt have an expiration date when it literally comes from a rock?

Maya: a ROCK!

Phoenix: I can't answer these questions, Maya. Ask the salt.

[themostincorrecthouseofblack]

Bellatrix: I may have done something you told me to never do again.

Rodolphus: That is a very long list.

[incorrectagentsofshieldquotes]

Kasius: I may have done something you told me to never do again.

Sinara: That is a very long list.

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: Hey, Ruby? Did you put a cat sticker on my laptop?

Ruby: It improves it

[bemoreincorrect]

rich: i may have done something you told me to never do again.

jenna:

jenna: that is a very long list.

[tomixslefttoe]

The Hero: If we were at war and I was on the battlefield, would you just leave me behind?!

Artix: Yes. Well, no, no. It’s not that I would leave you behind; it’s that I wouldn’t notice that you died in the first place.

The Hero: Thank you.

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray: Hen- ham- bam- Bentley! Do you want some ham? I... don't have any ham. What are you doing here?

Bentley: I live here?

Murray: gREAT! Has your shell... lost... weight?

Bentley: What's in Sly's room?

Murray: What is a 'Sly'?

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

F-Bomb

Rick: *trying to get Wheatley to swear on camera*

Wheatley: I'll go as far as crap.

Rick: Wheatley.

Wheatley: Ass.

Rick: Wheatley, right now-

Wheatley: Bloody hell.

Rick: Drop an F-bomb.

Wheatley: No!

Rick: Just do it, come on.

Wheatley: I can't

Rick: The people have asked for it. Are you gonna betray our entire fanbase right now-

Wheatley: Yes! I can't do it

Rick: 3 2 1..

Wheatley: ..f-fuck.

Rick: Now how do you feel?

Wheatley: It feels wrong. I'll have to wash my mouth out with,, holy water or something.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: I may have done something you told me to never do again.

Elisabeth: ...

Elisabeth: That is a very long list.

[almostharlanquotes]

Raylan: I may have done something you told me to never do again.

Art: ......

Art: That is a very long list.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: Draco? Did you put a cat sticker on my cane?

Draco: It improves it

[themarkofoxin]

every time i think about dan and phil becoming the internet’s go-to example of the Dangers of Shipping Real People it makes me so exhausted. for their entire fourteen year career together they have encouraged people to write fic about them and draw fanart and generally ��be creative” as they always phrase it. dan specifically, outside of 2012/2013 when he was aggressive towards fans pestering him about it, at one point said he likes reading fic and that he’s often surprised about how good they can be. hell, they wrote fanfic of themselves in their own published book and hired a popular fanartist to illustrate a manga of them.

and then dan came out. and in his video he mentioned how stressful it was to suddenly blow up and have a bunch of people speculating about his relationship, and how it triggered him due to his trauma from being heavily bullied in school. and then followed up the segment talking about how past that point the fans’ support was actually very healing for him, and hearing people tell him that he had helped them be comfortable with who they were without him even being out was one of the things that made him confident in coming out in the first place.

but the people who write angry posts about the evils of rpf or whatever don’t care about dan and phil’s actual opinions. they saw or heard about how annoying the fans were, heard along a thousand-step telephone game that dan and phil hate their fans, and have now christened them the platonic ideal of creators whose lives were ruined because of shippers. it’s ridiculous. it’s unfounded. and it’s disrespectful to the actual existence of the people they’re propping up to support their argument

[invisible-brandy]

this is the same man who wrote a book on mental health btw <3

[ahappydnp]

how long til phil brings up how they ‘touched slits’

placing my bet for 48 seconds into the next dapg video