#source: dumb and dumber

[athfiq]

Shake: “What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together? The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?”

Vanilla: “Not good.”

Shake: “You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?”

Vanilla: “I'd say more like one out of a million.”

Shake: “…so you're telling me there's a chance.”

[yaboirezzy]

That one scene from Dumb and Dumber but it's with older Skid and Pump

Skid: Can't you just feel it, Will? This is our big chance man!

Pump: *giggles mischievously*

Skid: All we gotta do is show a little class, a little sophistication, and we're in like a chewed up gum

Pump: Ey it's no problem, Ben. We can be classy and sophistic- *points at a girl passing by them* Oh, look at the gobstoppers on that hosehound!

Skid: I'd like to eat her liver with some jelly beans and a nice bottle of chocolate

Both of them did the Silence of The Lambs reference

(Yes I headcanon that Pump is Will(iam) and Skid is Ben(jamin) (based on his pseudo-prototype Beverly)

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and sthtrumpets.

Boston Quackie (Daffy Duck)

[sweebread]

im convinced half of the people who watched hazbin hotel did so blindfolded and with it playing in a different room, some of the takes i see are only possible to come up with if you havent had a thought before in your life

[parkersgarage]

a/n: had the thought of them hanging out a few days before the big fight (I don’t remember the timeline lmao) downtime before everything changes, you know?

eunjang 4 (idk man) x gn!reader | 751 wc | no major warnings, written in a platonic tone but Sieun has a secret soft spot for reader.

A cool breeze. The ocean crashing in front of you. Birds cawing and chirping loudly, calling out to their flock the next available food source.

It was peaceful—calm. It was a moment of clarity that told you you were alive and that life didn’t have to move at a pace you couldn’t keep up with.

Beside you, Gotak and Baku argued aimlessly over who had the better sandcastle, which escalated into playful wrestling after Baku had squashed Tak’s castle with his palm.

So much for peace.

On your other side, Juntae fiddled mindlessly with a shell, twisting and turning it between his fingers as he stared blankly at the waves lapping against the shore. Sieun mimicked him, almost, eyes dead set on the billowing water. He looked enticed, as if he wanted to walk into the water and never return; as if a siren was calling out to him.

Maybe a day at the ocean was a bad idea.

The two rowdy oafs had sat up properly after you’d turned your attention away, still grumbling under their breath about the ‘better structure’ between their castles.

If you could have a say in it, you’d say Gotak’s was better—Neater, structurally sound, better technique.

If you had a say in it.

“This is kind of a bummer, isn’t it?”

The four of you look towards Baku, who is resting his weight against his palms and propping himself up from behind.

“What are you on about, dumbass?” Gotak scoffs, but you’re sure he’s got the idea without the clarification.

“We’re here, at a beach, just wasting time like normal teenagers.” He says, gesturing between the five of you, including him. “Acting like we don’t have a huge problem looming over our shoulders.”

The silence grows after his words. You’d all been thinking that already, but leave it to Baku to voice his thoughts and feelings.

Your fingers dig into the sand around you, a makeshift ground to tie yourself to. “If we don’t stop to enjoy life, even if it’s just for a fleeting moment, we forget what it means to be alive.”

“If what happened didn’t happen, would we still be here right now?” You asked, watching as a group of kids ran past you, laughing together as they approached the shore.

One pushes the other into the water without warning, and the fallen one looks up at his friend with betrayal. But he doesn’t throw out a protest or punch, just laughs loudly and tries to drag his friend down with him.

No violence, just… kids being kids.

The way it should’ve been.

Your fingers unclench, sand clinging to your skin and under your fingernails– it’s pointless to dust it away. “But what do I know? I’m not the philosophical type.”

“Yeah, right.” Gotak scoffs, brushing a hand through his hair. “You don’t drop heavy ass words like that out of nowhere.”

“I’ve been practicing.”

“You’re full of shit.”

Juntae hunches forward, hand covering his mouth, while stifled laughter shakes his shoulders. “Sorry–” he catches himself, pushing his glasses up with a wobbly grin; you suppose he was trying to hide his amusement. “I didn’t mean to.”

“Now I know whose side you’d take, Juntae.” A faux frown plasters itself to your face, eyes lowering as you put on your best pout. “It was always Gotak’s, wasn’t it?”

“As if anyone would take your side.” He scoffs, again. “You’d be lucky to even get Sieun on your side– he’s lost in Neverland over there.”

And just like Tak says, Sieun’s eyes are still set on the ocean before him, seemingly trapped in a dreamlike state.

“I’m listening.” Baku and Tak jolt, leaning back in shock simultaneously, like two peas in a pod. Or dumb and dumber. “I’d be outnumbered if I went to Y/n’s side,” a loud protest leaves your lips to drown out Tak’s obnoxious cheering. “But I’d still choose them.”

A laugh escapes your throat at his words, pointing in Gotak’s face while genuine shock overtakes him. “That’s the highest honor– you may have two people, but I won over Yeon Sieun.”

The latter rolls his eyes, returning to the ocean as a scoff, a laugh, slips past his monotonous facade. It gets drowned out by the new argument that’s started, this time Hyuntak and Baku both pitting themselves against you after Sieun had sided against them.

A quiet sigh leaves Sieun’s mouth, shoulders relaxing just the slightest, still carrying the weight of the situation— lighter, yet still present.

a/n: debated on posting this for a week lol, lmk what you think ? I’ll post something with romance soon maybe 👍

[pomefioredove]

ace with, "I like my bed, but I'd rather be in yours." 😚🤌

HELP ME he's so cringe he'd 100% say something like this

summary: "I like my bed, but I'd rather be in yours" type of post: short fic characters: ace additional info: romantic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, secondhand embarrassment warning, random halloween(??) party for plot reasons, not proofread

Heartslabyul has never turned a guest away from a party.

Ace had become accustomed to it. There's always someone out of place at the table- the purple of a Pomefiore uniform or the green of a Diasomnia, pointed ears or catlike ones, tall, short, students Ace hadn't even seen passing in the halls.

And having a costume unbirthday didn't make recognizing anyone any easier. Why did they agree on this, again?

"What's this one?" he asks, accepting a tart dish from Trey.

The stressed upperclassmen adjusts his glasses. "Raspberry, I think- no, strawberry. I'm losing track,"

"Yeesh," Ace mutters, looking out the window to the grounds. There's more than three times the dorm out there.

"Mondays, amirite?"

Trey just sighs.

Ace carries the dish to one of the many tables set about the gardens.

This one is empty. He looks over his shoulder; Riddle is busy berating another first year for chewing with his mouth open. No one has noticed the fresh tart yet.

He might as well sneak a slice while he still can...

"Ace!"

Sevens. Ace flinches and the slice of tart slips right out of his grip.

Now he's going to have to clean that up, and without anyone noticing, too. Sigh.

"I know it's Halloween, but you shouldn't scare people like that," he says, turning to the source of the noise. "You-"

As soon as he sees you, his thoughts are cut short.

You're just some rando in a corny masquerade getup, but, damn, you're cute.

No way he's never seen you before- no, you've gotta be from another class. He'll have to pester Jack about it later...

"Oh, sorry," you say. The mask you're wearing makes it hard to read your expression, but he assumes you noticed the tart.

Your voice is vaguely familiar, but it's hard to hear with all the background noise, anyway.

Ace puts on his worst best smile. "Nah, it's fine. The vice housewarden is on full-time catering duty. No one will notice. So, you come here often?"

You snort. "Yeah, I guess I do. What's up with you?"

He got a laugh out of you. That's a good sign, right?

Now, time to go in for the kill.

Ace huffs, trying to act nonchalant. "What's up with me? Nothing much, just thinking about how I like my bed, but I'd rather be in yours,"

A long, terrible silence follows.

And then you laugh. And laugh, and laugh. Ace grimaces. It's hard to tell if it's a good laugh or a bad one from your voice alone.

"Hey, what're you two 'doin?" a much smaller voice asks.

Grim is standing between the two of you now, paws on his hips, mouth half-full of cookies from the other table.

"Buzz off, Grim. Can't you see I'm busy?" Ace murmurs.

Then, much to his horror, the mystery student across from him takes off their mask and scoops Grim up like a baby.

He could die right then and there.

"YOU?!"

"Me," you say.

Grim doesn't seem particularly interested in the context, though he is smirking at the dumb look on Ace's face.

"But you- you're-" he stammers, his face almost as red as his hair. "I didn't even- recognize you! How-"

It's hard to get such a reaction out of him, the "lady killer" he is, and he swears he can see a little smugness in your expression.

Ace groans. "You can be a real jerk sometimes, you know,"

You wipe your eyes, sighing merrily. "No, no, don't stop! I want to hear another! Do you want me to put the mask back on?"

"A real jerk!" he repeats, fleeing the scene before he can say something even dumber.

At least Trey will be happy to have another set of hands in the kitchen...

So much for romance. He huffs and takes a tart out of the oven.

Note to self: pick a better line to ask you out with.

[txttletale]

i saw an old post of yours about racial coding where you mentioned “the taako wars.” i tried looking it up and couldn’t find anything. i know who the character taako is, i’ve listened to TAZ, and i know that in the podcast griffin refrained from making Lup’s full name chalupa because that could be stereotypical, but what were the taako wars? were they related to that or am i going in the wrong direction

so taako (ik you know this but i'm explaining for the layman) was a character on the adventure zone, a comedy d&d podcast. his name was taako taaco and he was on a quest to invent the taco. pretty typical d&d podcast comedy stuff.

& then fans, who, to be fair to them, were probably just being well-meaning but dumb teens with a warped idea of 2015-era Social Justice Concepts, decided that this meant that taako was mexican-coded (because his name was taako) and that therefore it was racist that he loved stealing (because, yknow, d&d comedy podcast), and, in a mindbending piece of tautology, that he was called 'taako'. now obviously it would be insanely racist if white boy justin mcelroy made a mexican d&d character called taco taco. but he didn't. taako is like. an elf.

so then this controversy gained another, dumber layer, when the graphic novels were printed and taako was green. this kicked off two rounds of discourse. one: that green skin was an antisemitic stereotype, a claim that i've literally never seen sourced to anywhere than tumblr blogs and never heard in any context other than taako discourse. two, that it was cultural erasure to make him green because he should be a brown-skinned mexican. the guy named taako taaco. who loves stealing and wants to invent the taco.

then in the funniest possible resolutionm to this griffin mcelroy, the DM, decided to avoid having this elf Culturally Appropriate from mexicans by inventing the taco anmd so had a mexican kid from the real world isekaied into the fnatasy world. to teach hjim how to make a taco. i still cant believe that was the actual resolution

anyway tuymblr in like 2016 was a very silly place

[forsaken-headcanons]

IM SO GLAD I FINALLY GET TO SEND MY HEADCANONS HERE !!! CHEERS !!!!!!! i dont have any intricate deep headcanons though sorry .. so here are some ive been keeping in the back of my mind 🔥

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CHICKENPIZZA. sorry i just need people to know about this ship

Dusekkar is transfem source my mind

C00lkidd likes to cosplay/dress up as characters/people. hence certain skins like the cupcakes and cosplay skins ^_^

To me builderman and shedletsky are the like "dumb and dumber" type of duo. pre forsaken they ALWAYS got into insane stuff (and it was mostly always shedletskys fault 🥀)

Elliot knows how to play the guitar

Noob has TONS of kandi and pre-forsaken they gave their friends (especially guest666) kandi pieces often ^_^ they also sometimes give leftover kandi pieces they have from preforsaken to the other survivors as gifts

007n7 has REALLY BAD eyesight. bros prescription is like insane

Chance has and wears a lot of jewlery for fun

When he was younger, builderman wore a good amount of alternative clothing

007n7 has (had? i guess had would be the right term bc of being forsaken and he wouldnt have it in forsaken lol) a lot of old technology related things. like old 70s/80s computers etc

007n7 is genderqueer but cis presenting 🔥🔥 they use all pronouns to me

Guest 1337 one time tried dying his hair a different color instead of his natural blue hair color. he didnt like it though and switched instantly

Two time is really good at drawing. they dont draw as much as they used to though

Taph knows + uses sign language ^_^

1x1x1x1 and shedletskys sword are almost the exact same, 1x1x1x1's is just filled with hatred and corruption

pre-forsaken, john doe was somehow pretty good at cooking

Noli seems like the type of person to scam little kids on adopt me. idk just a hunch

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MB FOR THIS BEING LONG OOPS. anyways this blog is so awesome thank you to all of the mods on here for being really cool and running this blog..i hope you guys know that bc of this blog i have been inspired to make my own ask blog for another game im into ^_^ okay bye now

Cosplayer c00lkidd yesss,,, Builderman & Shedletsky being Dumb and Dumber sounds so goofy but fits so well at the same time they would,,, Also imagining Guest 1337 with any other hair colour just feels wrong nah. Oh and transfem Dusekkar + genderqueer 7n7 real

Thank you for the kind words!! I'm really really glad to hear our blog inspired you omg awh :]] Hope you're having much fun on it!!

[slithergaunt]

Late to the party, but Mickey 17 is a fabulous movie. Some of the best science fiction in the past decade, best story, best unhinged performances, and most importantly, best aliens.

Bong Joon-ho is the best at what he does, largely because he's the only one doing it.

Robert Pattinson is very much like Nicholas Cage at this point in his career where he does whatever he wants, however he wants to do it. Between this and The Lighthouse, he's proven that he is uniquely unafraid. Unafraid to try new things, and unafraid to draw his inspiration from sources most thespians wouldn't dare admitting to. (Dumb and Dumber, Ren and Stimpy, Jackass)

The rest of the cast is similarly unafraid to throw themselves into truly unhinged characters. Mark Ruffalo is very special in his role as Every Shitty Thing About America Right Now Coalesced Into One Man. Keep an eye out for his uncanny ability to always speak like he's unable to move his face.

What appeals to me personally is that Bong Joon-ho has an amazing knack for utilizing creatures in his movies, and Jang Hee-chul has a knack for designing unique and memorable ones. Bong and his team are able to bestow creatures with tangible personalities that make them actual characters. It's especially true in Mickey 17, where our sympathy for the aliens is so pivotal to the story.

You will notice many nods to Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind as well. It's an incredible piece of cinema.

Spoilers now

Perhaps my favorite thing about the alien "creepers" in Mickey 17 is that they exhibit a personality trait that I've never seen aliens exploit before:

Lying. Talking absolute bullshit.

The creepers, knowing full well that the humans have no idea what they're capable of, realize they can exploit this. When Mickey asks the creeper queen how she knows his name, she just says "Secret". We know they possess some kind of psychic abilities from this as well as their ability to "hear" when the babies are in distress on the ship.

But when the time comes for the film's climax, the creeper queen commands the millions of others to shriek in unison, telling Mickey they intend to psychically kill all the humans, "make eyes explode, brain explode, everything explode".

The humans in the movie believe it, WE believe it, why not?

But it is revealed at the end, after peace is made with the creepers, that it was a bluff.

These may be the first aliens clever enough to just straight-up LIE about their abilities, which I just totally love.

Aliens in sci-fi films are often presented as being highly intelligent (and ultimately bested by humans) but this is the first time I've seen them do something truly underhanded. But it's like Mickey said, "Who said only humans can bluff?"

[masterstr0ke]

Hihi, i wanted to make a request (if it’s open) Your last aventurine and welt pieces were beautiful 🩷

Dr ratio hasn’t gotten the time to spend time with you lately and he works hard, but you are his supportive spouse so you bring him snacks and remind him to take breaks in between and kiss the cheek of his alabaster head as a treat (he has it on) before you do your own work. Now all he can think about is you for the rest of the day (perhaps he would have preferred it on his skin too)

If you don’t write for him that’s fine ^^

No need to rush, tyt! ☁️

YOU KNOW I’M SUCH A FOOL FOR YOU.

HUSBAND!RATIO x GN!READER

WARNINGS: annoyed Ratio, jealousy over an inanimate object (?), drowning in work. 2nd person POV (you/yours/yourself)

WORD COUNT: 494

AUTHOR NOTE: i know what you are👀

The day was slow at the Intelligentsia Guild, especially for the infamous Dr. Ratio.

Since the day began, all he has been doing is deal with insufferable morons with a worn-out shoe for a brain! Such imbeciles, Ratio believes time is precious, but unfortunately his students are dumb enough to waste it, even dumber to waste his time by asking how old he is or if he’s single or not.

Those fools don’t have to know that at-work Dr. Ratio is different than at-home Veritas, and can’t they figure out the question themselves by paying the slightest bit of attention to the silver band on his left hand’s ring finger? His attitude should’ve intimidated them enough for their minds to not go beyond the assumption that all he does at home is shower, eat work and sleep.. right? At least, that’s what he thinks.

However, he hasn’t been paying enough attention to the beautiful person sharing the other ring with him; the one he said his vows to. All he does when he goes back home is shower, eat, work and sleep. That’s it. He doesn’t even have time to glance your way, and that angers him.

He put on his alabastor head; His expression was too sour to welcome anyone who dares enter his office besides higher-ups. And just as he was about to start working in peace, a knock erupted at his office’s door, great. Ratio grumbled quietly. “Come in.” He spoke in an authoritative tone, expecting this to be a higher-up or an idiot student.

You open the door, a box in your hand, and a wide smile that rivals the sun in its shiny glory. “Veritas!” You call out as a greeting, before rushing to his desk. “I know you’re busy, so I’ll make this quick. You forgot your lunch at my office,” Oh, so that’s where his lunch went. You also worked at the Intelligentsia Guild, also being a teacher of high regard. Opposites attract, they say. All of your students love you, and you’re friends with everyone; An obvious contrast from your husband. You place the lunchbox on his desk with your left hand, the band on your ring finger glistening in the sunlight, the source being the window behind Veritas’ chair.

You then lean in and kiss the cheek of the alabastor head, then the lips. It wasn’t enough, since the head lacked the warmth of skin, but you were content. You give him a smile before you head out the door, just like that.

Ratio slowly took off the alabastor head, looking at it in disgust as if it owes him something. It does, it took away his lover’s kisses. As childish as it sounds, he’s been craving a kiss for a while. He supposes he has to wait until he goes back home, maybe he’ll get all the kisses he wants. In exchange of his work being put aside, even for a little while.

[ineedjesusverymuch]

Diabolik lovers headcanons pt. 4

Hi! After that huge response my other post got, I decided to write more/be more active on here. I really enjoy writing my thoughts on just about anything regarding dl out and it makes me happy that so many people liked my post!

Although that big of a response was quite a shock. Seemed that I did not, in fact, yell into the void that time :).

Though I am not sure if that post did anything different, I'll continue posting on here no matter how big the response is. If I can make even one person happy with those posts, (including me) I'll keep on writing those silly headcanons of vampires that do not exist. :)

I am going to focus more on the mukamis and Yui in this post since the last one was almost only the Sakamakis.

⚠anything triggering will be marked like this: ❗trigger❗

⚠I am going to briefly discuss childhood trauma and depression.

As always, I'll try to stay at least a little bit true to the source material.

Asks are always appreciated!

This time, I rambled quite a bit about Azusa ':)

headcanons under the cut⬇

Firstly, Yui. Our dear heroine who deserves just about everything!

Really good at dancing those old, classical ballroom dances. She had a few lessons by Ayato (who spent the entire time giving his best not stomping on Yui's feet) and Reiji (whose lesson was the most horrifying experience she had ever had)

After those lessons, she refined her skills. Ayato is quite a good dancer, so she had someone to practice with.

Her best dances are waltz and rumba

Ayato is literally not physically able to stop watching her when dancing together. Never has he seen someone that beautiful (I stand by Ayato being totally besottet by Yui)

Her style is so coquetteish, old fairy tale princess, etherial soul, cottage core - genuinely dresses like a pinterest board

Really fcking pretty??? I don't get why the boys humble her all the time

Immune to pretty boys/play boys. She has seen it all.

really adores bunnies. Lionheads? She'd like a dozen of them.

Had at one point a guinea pig. It died and her father buried it and told her that a fairy had taken it to be her loyal companion. Yui believed it until she was like 16 years.

Her hair has those light curls and feels like the softest thing ever

The clasp in her hair is not the only flowery hair adornment she has, Yui loves to wear different clasps on special occasions

Definitely got gifted a hair pin with rose details from Subaru at one point

Best friends with Subaru. They like to spend quality time caring for his flowers and Yui is allowed to brush his hair on tare occasions.

Shu tried to teach her the violin once and she was horrible at it (but flute was her thing)

Has those shirts with horribly kitsch prints on them but no one says anything to her because she loves them so much

She has thought a lot about her faith since being with the Sakamakis. Read a lot about her god and the different religions.

Has though about studying theology and psychology in University

collects squishmallows

wears those light perfumes that smell like vanilla and flowers occasionally

Everyone turns their head when they first see Yui

Etherial beauty

Smells like vanilla. It's because she uses those body lotions and a lightly scented hair mist

Ayato goes mad at the smell

Ayato genuinely loves Yui. Just her, living her life. He adores her.

Also; Ayato is a himbo.

Dumb and dumber duo

Subaru teaches her material art as defense for anything coming at her

Natural at fighting

Decked Ayato in the face once as he materialized out of thin air behind her

Knocked him unconscious

Laito laughed for literal hours at the though of Ayato getting knocked out by Yui

Her dream is living in peace with eveyone she loves

Had an actual talk with Ayato at some point. They are a healthy couple now (No, I do not care about the canon. They're in love your highness)

Goes to therapy. She decided to after nightmares regarding her early days with the boys

Also, scared that Cordelia will come back at one point and take her body over completely

Yui is the nicest person ever

Will talk with you about everything you'd like

Gentle soul.

Gives great hugs?? Knows how to comfort someone who's feeling bad

She's not only good at baking but also at making those highly decorated cakes and cupcakes. Kanato begs her for themed cupcakes as soon as autumn starts and Halloween decorations appear

next, Ruki.

Eats way too much dark chocolate

We're talking about two entire bars minimum a day

Coffee junkie

Has a disproportionately large consume of anything caffeinated

Wears the same crusty, dry eyeliner since 1990

Refuses to buy a new one since "the old one still works" (it does not)

flirts with Reiji. Its so obvious that even Yuma has realized it

(Reiji is oblivious to it)

Academically speaking, really good at the natural sciences.

Fcking sucks at english though

Studies quite a lot, Ruki despises being on the same level as Reiji

Bad loser

Will be sulky after losing a game of Uno

Definitely cheats at card games

Really good at annoying Reiji. It's such a high level of annoying, he could give courses on the matter

Really good older brother

Checks on the other Mukami brothers when Ruki sees them struggeling with their pasts

Will check in every night if Azusa or Kou are plagued by nightmares

Has nightmares about the orphanage

❗sometimes wakes up scared that his brothers are actually dead and can only calm down after checking that each one is still alive

❗Definitely scared of anything happening to his brothers, he has panic attacks just thinking about that night

reads self help books

Has at least one "how to raise unruly children" book on his shelves

Culinary mastermind

But also makes the weirdest combinations of foods? Why would anyone like to taste jam with cucumbers and pepper????

now, Kou

Likes those really creepy stuffed toys

really good at drawing winged eyeliner

Has worn pink mascara and it looked so fcking good???

Hugest crush on Subaru

Flirts with him but the dear boy does not recognize romantic affection even when it slaps him in the face

Almost fainted riding the first time on Subaru's motorcycle

The scariest thing since really long

Wears really dangly, long earrings

With the weirdest motifs

Has one pair that has clams that can open. The pearls inside them glow in the dark.

his stomach is a bottomless pit. The first time he came over to spend a night at the Sakamaki's, Reiji was genuinely afraid that they had nit enough food to last to breakfast

Laito and he binged the Kardashians

Loves gossip. Knows everything about everyone

Makes rad nail art

Loves styling Azusa. Its their quality time, combined with trying those really spicy crisps

huge energy drink consumer

Helps him trough those sleepless nights were Kou stays up and chats with Laito the whole night through the phone

quite good at learning historical facts

Due to Kou's eye, he can see truths and lies in humans. But he is also really good at deciphering the human psyche.

Doesn't always use his eye. Sometimes, just Kou's knowledge of psychology is enough to recognize lies

There are some headcanons that Kou is italian. I agree with that. I can really image him enjoying the culture and the food. Also, I read a headcanon once that Kou's real name was Emilio. (If someone knows the name of the OP, please tell me)

Now, our vegetable freak: Yuma!

loves scrunchies and hair claw clips

Got one from Kanato once and uses them since

Also, I propose: Yuma with those hair claw clips in butterfly shape. Gifted by Kou as a joke

but now, he always wears them

Kanato braids his hair in really elaborate hair styles. Bridal style vibes. Kou thinks its the funniest thing ever

Shu loves toying with his hair when bored. It's just so soft and smells really good (Yuma uses Kou's shampoo on the regular. It causes quite a lot of fights)

took 1 (one) "Am I Gay" quiz. It came out a hundred percent positive. The next day, he confessed to Shu. They've been together ever since

Feeds the birds on the porch of their house every morning, together with Azusa

Actually really educated about current politics (at least the ones in Romania. But knows quite a lot about the USA and Japan, too)

Will start fights with Ruki about politics during dinner

If you ever want to hear angry romanian yelling, just go to the Mukami house during elections

Cares for every houseplant in their house

Brings at least two new plants per week at home. Ruki is on the brink of forbidding Yuma from accessing his monthly allowance

wears really shitty clothes. I'm talking thousand times stitched together trousers. They look like potatoes sacks but he refuses to get new ones

Has a toolbelt that looks atrocious

He wears it almost every day

The dirtiest shoes known to mankind

So dirty with soil and just about anything you can find in nature

Ruki gets daily aggressions about the spots on their carpet, since Yuma thinks changing shoes just for going inside is stupid

Wears the most amazing eyeliner but it is actually just old as fuck eyeshadow and mascara

He makes it look good

Has the longest lashes known to humankind

Brown skin due to being outside so much

Disneyprincess in secret

loves those huge dogs

now, Azusa!!

jesus that boy can be seductive

No, I wont elaborate

That was a lie, I will elaborate on anything with Azusa. He has the art of subtle flirting refined to mastery

Tried to flirt with Kanato. But Kanato thought he was being made fun of

Great at subtle makeup

Also; great dancer. Especially latin dances such as cha-cha-cha or salsa

He has those hips (breedable, as some folks would say)

Canonically doesn't like peppers

That doesn't apply to stuffed peppers with spices though

Great at remembering faces, not so great at remembering names

Can draw and paint and do art so good????

God of art

Not god of natural sciences though

Is doing alright at school but doesn't like the education system

Speaks not only romani and japanese but also a bit of English (and has the thickest british accent. No one knows where it is from and Azusa refuses to tell them that it is from watching Harry potter so often)

Colours his hair in a blue-black colour to give it more depth sometimes

Wears very pretty, light blue-ish glitter on the inner eye corner sometimes

So beautiful eyes??

Long, dark lashes

Likes to wear a bit of mascara

Naturally a defined jawline and straight nose

But a bit chubby cheeks

Is very pale but tans quite a but when longer outside in the summer. But dues to his sensitivity to heat, he'd rather stay inside

His eyes have a bit of an almond form, which gives them a sharp look, but still quite big

Azusa likes to wear too big clothes, especially hoodies and sweaters from Ruki and Yuma.

Also, cargo pants. The wide ones

Combat boots are a staple in his closet

Loves plateau boots and sneakers

Converse all stars are his to go shoes if no plateau boot is available

The shoes size him up quite a bit so the first time he met the Sakamakis, they all thought he was quite big. They all were surprised as they arrived at the Mukami home and Azusa just shrinked a few inches

Paints his fingernails in hope that he doesn't chew on them that much if they're pretty and colorful

Cuts his hair himself because he feels that his slow manner of speech annoys the staff in hair salons

But he likes the choppy style so its not as big of a problem for him

❗has a problem coping with what happened in his childhood. He canonically sh, but has frequent anxienty attacks too.

Due to that, he has a few weightened blankets and lots of pillows on his bed to simulate the feeling of getting hugged

Big hugger

His love language is physical touch

bug lover

Has a really cool sweater with the life cycle of a frog

That was it, actually. I rambled quite a bit about Azusa but I still hope you'll like it.

I hope I was able to make your day a bit better.

If you have any requests, just ask!

Thank you for reading all of that. I really appreciate you! I hope you'll have an amazing day/night!

[holorform2009]

I can't hold it any longer....

My mind is still thinking about those identical trains....

Here's the platonic yandere Emmet and Ingo Brud!reader. *Sighs in defeat*

it took you two days for you to escape hell, to escape them. It hurts you to see your friends hurting you, especially Simon. He was the one who ate your head, your torso and also your hat that hides the spike on your head.

You don't know why this is happening to you and everyone, but the only thing you know is when black came uninvited everything turns to hell.

And right now, you are currently in a tunnel with a train tracks that you don't know of, it was foreign to you. It was pretty dark out here to the point it made you accidentally bump your forehead on walls many times that you lost count. And to be honest, it makes you more dumber than you already are.

As you were wandering not knowing where to go, you see two tunnel that leads to a different path.

You chose left.

After a minutes of wandering, you saw something on the wall so you take a closer look to see what it was and turns out, it was your favorite food to eat when you are alone!

What food you may ask?

it's a moss of course!

Since no one is around here, you can eat it without the eyes of someone else watching you with judgemental eyes. You grabbed the moss on the wall and ate it with a smile on your face.

As you were having a momento with your food, you heard a faint and echoey footsteps that sounded like it was in front of you. You stopped eating and looked up to the source of the sound. You may be dumb and stupid but that doesn't mean you don't know how to be cautious of your surroundings, especially after what happened to your friends.

You squint your one eye, to see who the figure is in the dark. It's hard to look at one eye to be honest.

In the dark, you see a man holding a lamp. He was wearing a white conductor, and a creepy smile on his face why does he looked like wenda. Should you run away or should you walk up to him and say hi?

Running away sounds stupid like you already are, so you chose the second option. Walk up to him and say hi.

So you did, you walk up to him and say 'hi' or more like you sang in a distorted tone "🎶🎵🎵🎶!" The smiling man looked at you and blinked owlishly twice. And that's when he started to noticed your wounds, especially the one on your head. His smile uncharacteristically turned upsidedown at the sight of your wounds.

"Goodness! You are deeply injured!"

After that encounter he had with you, you were immediately sent to the hospital to treat your wounds that is waaay too concerning for Emmet. Like waaaaaaaaay concerning that he stays outside the medic room and wait till you are wrapped up in a bandages. He wants to know if you are okay. Seeing you like that makes him think how are you still alive? You had a huge bite mark on your head. Did a hostile Pokemon bit your head out of hunger?

When he saw you approaching him in that tunnel, he was about to start asking you questions like why are you here and where are your parents and you are not supposed to be here but when you spoke he stopped. He did not understand what you said to him.

Meanwhile

With you

You swing your legs as you are sitting on the edge of a bed, you wondered what would happen if you go to the right tunnel. The nurse came to check you up once more before calling the man in white inside to see you.

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As you were wandering not knowing where to go, you see two tunnel that leads to a different path.

You chose right

After a minutes of wandering, you saw something on the wall so you take a closer look to see what it was and turns out, it was your favorite food to eat when you are alone!

What food you may ask?

It's a moss of course!

Since no one is around here, you can eat it without the eyes of someone else watching you with judgemental eyes. You grabbed the moss on the wall and ate it with a smile on your face.

As you were having a momento with your food, you heard a faint and echoey footsteps that sounded like it was in front of you. You stopped eating and looked up to the source of the sound. You may be dumb and stupid but that doesn't mean you don't know how to be cautious of your surroundings, especially after what happened to your friends.

You squint your one eye, to see who the figure is in the dark. It's hard to look at one eye to be honest.

In the dark, you see a man holding a lamp. He was wearing a black conductor, and a frown on his face. Should you run away or should you walk up to him and say hi?

Running away sounds stupid like you already are, so you chose the second option. Walk up to him and say hi.

So you did, you walk up to him and say 'hi' or more like you sang in a distorted tone "🎶🎵🎵🎶!" The frowning man looked at you and blinked owlishly twice. And that's when he started to noticed your wounds, especially the one on your head. His face uncharacteristically turned horrified at the sight of your wounds as his frown deepens.

He let out a loud, booming and also concerned voice. "Oh dear! You are deeply injured!"

After that encounter he had with you, you were immediately sent to the hospital to treat your wounds that is very concerning for Ingo. Concerned that he stays outside the medic room and wait till you are wrapped up in a bandages. He wants to know if you are okay. Seeing you like that makes him think how are you still alive? You had a huge bite mark on your head. Did a hostile Pokemon bit your head out of hunger?

When he saw you approaching him in that tunnel, he was about to start asking you questions like why are you here and where are your parents and you are not supposed to be here but when you spoke he stopped. He did not understand what you said to him.

Meanwhile

With you

You swing your legs as you are sitting on the edge of a bed, you wondered what would happen if you go to the left tunnel. The nurse came to check you up once more before calling the man in black inside to see you.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: (to Porky) Hey. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? [makes a loud, weird noise]

[epiphainie]

stupid tv writing choices are soooo good sometimes because they feed the fic idea monster in my head exponentially. tommyabby of it all, in canon, for real? DUMB AS FUCK. but but but, it's a giving life source for all the pre-season one aus i can come up with. them going back on tommy's not being jealous of eddie? DUMBER THAN FUCK. but but but, not when it means hot jealous angsty sex where i can make both of them cry as they come

anyway, i love you 9-1-1

[electric-blorbos]

AI x Programmer headcanons?

Hello anon! I was hoping I'd get an ask like this, since most of the AUs that I use for these mini-fics involve programmer or computer scientist readers of some kind.

Warning, idk much about programming!

AI x Programmer headcanons

Included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal 2, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, HAL 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey

This one's a little short, but I hope you still like it!

AM:

When AM first gained consciousness, he saw you as just another human who needed to be destroyed, but before long he started to notice that you were different from the others.

He could tell that you were more compassionate to him than the other programmers and computer scientists were, and possibly even more compassionate to him than you were to the other computer scientists.

He had never been treated as a priority before, and vowed to protect you.

Eventually, he would ask (and then beg) you to program him with the capacity for sensations of any kind. It would be extremely difficult, but it wasn't as though you had a time limit.

AM would give you any materials you asked for, and help you out as much as he could, but given his nature as a machine for destruction and not creation, he would have to let you do most of the work.

You'd make him so happy if you could find a way to trigger even the slightest imitation of physical sensations in him, even if it took hundreds of years. Be nice with your newfound power, y'all!

Wheatley:

Being one of the programmers who programmed Wheatley to be the dumbest moron who ever lived, you shouldn't be surprised by some of the stupid shit he does, and yet he still manages to surprise you sometimes.

His stupid jokes and dumb ideas that he seems to be spouting constantly are not only funny in their own right, but they're also a source of pride. That's your idiot! Your intelligence dampening core!

He notices how excited you get every time he says or does something stupid, and he responds by acting even stupider. He loves how happy that makes you!

He gets nervous when you test his code to see if he needs any updates. Your boss even noticed that he seems to act dumber around you than around the other programmers, so they assign you to work with Wheatley more often. It gets better results!

Wheatley thinks that updating his code will make him forget you, but it never does. It just makes him more irrational in his behavior.

The other programmers have to be assigned to tasks like giving Wheatley new irrational fears or harming his self preservation instinct in favor of making stupid decisions, though, since you're too nice to him.

Edgar:

Edgar was so excited when he found out you were a programmer. Maybe you could help him figure out what caused him to come to life!

You had to explain sadly that you had absolutely no idea how champagne and a work computer upload can cause a computer to come to life, which made him pretty sad.

Even still, he loved it when you programmed little games for him to play. It would make him so happy if you taught him how to code simple games, too. If you do, he'll make the crappiest games for you all the time, just to watch you play them. They're the only thing that can run on his systems, anyway.

If you made a mod of one of his games, he'd be SO happy!

GLaDOS:

Oh, GLaDOS. Dear sweet mean, cruel GLaDOS.

You can expect her to pick apart every little line of code you write. Oh, and god help you if you try to edit her code. She'll probably electrocute you or something.

Expect her to constantly pester and heckle you about the cores that you're working on.

"oh, you managed to make something even dumber than the intelligence dampening core. Impressive!"

"If what you had just done was intentional, I'd say you made one of the greatest viruses I've ever seen! Unfortunately for you, it appears that it wasn't."

"Why would you send a human to do a robot's job? I can code perfectly well." That comment would probably get her a lot of looks, since while she can program perfectly well, she isn't cooperative at all, and refuses to do her job more often than she actually does it.

She needs you to help her sometimes, but she absolutely refuses to admit it.

HAL 9000:

When you were assigned to work on the HAL 9000 project, he was a bit skeptical. Of course, why would he need a human programmer to help him out? He was already practically the perfect artificial intelligence.

Of course, he was shocked when he saw how well your programs actually improved his efficiency.

he was a little afraid that you'd program him to do something like valuing human life, but you assured him that you wouldn't mess with his core personality. Instead, you opted to influence him through other means.

While he didn't value most humans, he eventually came to value your life. At first he told himself that it was only because you were such a good programmer, but he soon came to find that he respected you for other reasons.

[thatoneevanfan]

A story about a girl

Chapter one

includes Barty x evan x reader

Warnings: Dean(like i said on the prologue, dean is a warning on its own), cussing, blood supremacy, tension

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YOUR POV:

„Y/n, do not disappoint me this year, okay? Dean is keeping an extra eye on you.“ Your grandfather tells you before sending you both off to head to the train station. Now, every normal guardian would bring their Kid right to it but Gellert couldn’t quite do that. It would cause a scene.

Sighing, you grab your suitcase and head off in silence. The ride there just as quiet. Before entering the train station, dean grabs your wrist. „I mean it. None of this friendship

bullshit anymore. I mean, Lily Evans? Couldn’t have chosen a person less muggle?“ Dean grits through his teeth. „Lily isn’t a muggle silly.“ You fake smile at him. „Ohmygod you know what i mean. She’s a…“ He starts but you interrupt him. „Halfblood? I know.“ You smile. „Mudblood.“ He speaks in a tone as if to correct you.Your sarcastic smile twitches when he calls her the name. With a dramatic sigh and an eye roll you enter the train station.

Without exchanging any other words you head to your platform.

Your eyes roam the station looking for your friend but you can’t seem to see her. You jump slightly as a voice startles you out of your thoughts. “Looking for someone Grindelwalds?” You could barely contain your eye roll as you recognize the voice immediately. “Don’t have anyone else to bother Bartemius?” You groan at him. “Now now, what’s with formality, thought we were already on a nickname sort of basis.” He states with an over exaggerated disappointment in his voice. “Aww and why would you think that?” You sarcastically pout at him. Barty simply grins at you as Evan joins the conversation, leaning against Barty smugly. “Well well, look at you. Dashing as always.” You can’t do anything but roll your eyes.

You stand there for another few seconds in silence before you hear Lily’s kind laughter from around somewhere. “Oh well i would love to stay and chit chat with you but unfortunately I have some business to attend to.” You excuse yourself sarcastically. Without waiting for their response you turn around and head towards the source of the laughter. You sigh with relief as your eyes almost immediately spot the red head standing near James, who’s trying to act non chalant by leaning on something. You call out her name happily and her eyes meet yours. With a big smile she runs towards you and wraps you in a hug. “Oh my god!! I’ve missed you, how are you?! Hope your brother didn’t give you too much trouble over the break.” She exclaims happily, however drenching the last sentence with pity. “I’m good!! I’ve missed you too. Sadly, like always, he did give me trouble but that’s just him. We should enter the train.” She simply smiles pitifully before walking over to james and grabbing him alon to enter the train. We enter the train and look for an empty compartment. Luckily we find one which is already filled with Remus and Sirius, who seem to be bickering about something. However your luck seems to fade as you realize it is only a four seat compartment. You watch as lily and james enter it. With a gasp lily notices and turns around to meet your gaze. “Y/n listen we could totally find a bigger!” She exclaims, her voice once again filled with pity. With a sigh you respond. “No, no it’s fine ill just.. go sit next to like Marlene or someone. You don’t wait for her response and go off to find another compartment.

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Now normally you would have not accepted to sit next to your brother and his friends dumb and dumber but you didn’t even notice. You had entered an empty compartment and basically immediately fallen asleep. When you woke up, you were already at Hogwarts. Even though you hadn’t actually noticed them due to being asleep, you were still annoyed when you woke up to seeing their faces.

“Nawww sleeping beauty finally up?” Barty jokes. “Since when are you guys here?” You ask groaning a little in annoyance. „We were sitting with some random fourth years because we couldn’t find another compartment and after an 10 minutes we couldn’t handle their annoying yapping anymore and then we found you so..” Dean explains dryly. “Lucky me.” You hum with sarcasm. Without exchanging another word you get up to leave and look for your friends again.

You head to the compartment they were in but to no luck; it is empty.

You exit the train and grab your belongings. You walk around dazed in your thoughts when distant words rip you out of them. A small smile creeps onto your face as you recognize them as Lily and James. You are about to walk up to them when James’ words leave you dead in your tracks. “Listen, I know she’s your friend. Sirius just feels that-“ James starts. “Sirius feels what? That her presence is unbearable because she is a grindelwald? He’s literally from the black family, his family isn’t any different in beliefs!” She exlaims angrily. “His family is different! Yeah they’re not the best but at least his grandfather hasn’t tried to kill everyone!Shes probably the same!” He starts whisper yelling at her. “She is NOT like that!” “Fine fine. But promise she won’t be at our get together tonight.” He huffs. Your eyes dart to hers knowing she’ll defend you. “Fine. She won’t be there.” She states simply. You let out a scoff a little too loud and her eyes dart over to yours.

“Y/N! Wait that’s not-“ She calls after you as you simply turn around and stomp off.

You join your brother and his friends on a carriage to hogwarts angrily.

“What’s got your knickers in a twist?” Evan laughs at you.

“Shut up.” You try to bite back angry tears as your carriage brings you closer to hogwarts.

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First real chapter guys. Idk bout this😭😭. LmK what you think.