#source: outnumbered

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Let’s play a game! “Who can tell the biggest lie”.

Tony: I like Rogers.

Steve: That was unnecessary, right? Anyone else feel like that was unnecessary? Guys?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Let’s play a game! “Who can tell the biggest lie”.

Donnie: I like Casey Jones.

Casey: That was unnecessary, right? Anyone else feel like that was unnecessary? Guys?

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Daffy: I don't like salmon; it's too orange. I don't eat anything orange.

Daffy: Except for oranges, because they admit that they're orange.

[emmikay]

Ed: Am I in trouble?

Winry: Have a guess.

Ed: No?

Winry: Have another guess.

[doctorwhoincorrectquotes]

Nardole: Do you think you could stop being so cheeky?

12: Do you think you could stop asking stupid questions?

[the-black-bulls]

Vanessa: Alright, settle down. Let's see who can tell the biggest lie.

Gauche: I respect Finral.

Finral, looking around: That was unnecessary, right? Anyone else feel like that was unnecessary? Guys?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: All right, fine, settle down. Let’s see who can tell the biggest lie.

Lae’zel: I like Shadowheart.

Shadowheart, looking around: That was unnecessary, right? Anyone else feel like that was unnecessary?

[incorrect-ulster-cycle]

Conchobar: Do dinner parties always end like that? Fergus: The ones when Bricriu is invited do.

[amazing-spiderlad]

Charlie: Angel, can you remember the rules I set for you tonight?

Angel: Yeah, yeah, I know... No fighting, no drugs and no swearing

Charlie: Mhm, that's right. So why did I just find you pinning that guy down on the floor and yelling "HANDS OFF MY FUCKING COCAINE"?

[middleearthmistress]

Gimli: Why did they let those hobbits join the Fellowship?

Legolas: It's probably one of those inclusion things. You know, everyone gets to join even if they're not qualified.

[reythemandalor]

ar'alani: but that's just revenge, thrawn, and revenge isn't a good thing.

thrawn: well it is a good thing, because then they know never to do it again.

[incorrect-whos-lila]

Lila: Am I in trouble? Fisher: Have a guess. Lila: No? Fisher: Have another guess.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: Do you think you could stop being so cheeky? Donnie: Do you think you could stop asking stupid questions?

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Jon: You have to treat everybody's views, whatever they believe, with equal respect.

Garfield: What? Even idiots?

[hitchell-mope]

Mitchell: You can't have mice in the house, can you?

Lily: Why not?

Cameron: Well, 'cause they're dirty and they smell.

Lily: So does Luke.

Mitchell: But they run around the house and they poo everywhere.

Lily: So does Luke.

Luke: That's not fair! I had diarrhoea.

[fxckadoodledoomunson]

Eddie: I’d like a job involving travel.

Wayne: Like?

Eddie: A rockstar or a human cannonball.