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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months
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CONDESCE: da grand highblood woke up from his midnite bottle a faygo n wants 2 meet u
CONDESCE: just try 2 maintain eye contact n dont look lower than his neck. its pantsless tuesday in his office
DUALSCAR: thats insane. today is monday
CONDESCE: dats ur concern?
DUALSCAR: if im gonna be miserable i vwwant my misery to make sense
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incorrectspquotes · 7 months
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Tanith: Are you okay? Valkyrie: I'm as okay as I can be. Tanith: That's not the same thing as okay. Valkyrie: It's diet okay. It doesn't taste the same, but drink it long enough and you forget the flavour of the real stuff.
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Badrang, being dragged out of bed at dawn by Clogg: Ow! Ow! Fucking fucking fuck! Clogg: Sorry, chummer! Methinks ye've got Talk Like a Pirate Day mixed up with Swear Like a Sailor Day.
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incorrectateam · 2 years
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Hannibal: Are you okay?
Face: I'm as okay as I can be.
Hannibal: That's not the same thing as okay.
Face: It's diet okay. It doesn't taste the same, but drink it long enough and you forget the flavor of the real stuff.
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incorrect-hgs · 1 year
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Olive: The word "incident" isn't reassuring.
Mandrake: Then you're gonna hate the phrase "intentional grease fire".
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Reese: Hi Quentin! Listen, your aunt was saying that if we want-
Quentin: Wait! What the hell, Reese?!
Reese: What? What did I do?
Quentin: You've grown! You're taller than me and you're two years younger!
Reese: You've never heard of growth spurts?
Quentin: ...Only in legends.
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You make me understand how wonderful eet ees for leettle leezards when zey find zat one special rock zat's perfect for sunning zemselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
Pepe le Pew to Penelope Pussycat
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ed-recoverry · 3 months
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Shoutout to people with trauma that is uncommon.
Shoutout to people with trauma that little people have experienced.
Shoutout to people who have had trauma from multiple sources, making their experience unique.
Shoutout to people with trauma who struggle to find anyone who went through what they went through.
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You could say that I have strong feelings about this ongoing debate
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months
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DAVE: your comic needs more ninjas
BRO: What are you talking about? It’s full of ninjas.
DAVE: i dont see any
BRO: They’re really good ninjas.
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eisthenameofme · 4 months
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Reading the Sabbat: The Black Hand v5 book, and it is apparently impossible for me not to see the Sabbat through a Queering Vampirism lense with some of the ways they're describing it. It's very obviously not what they're Trying to do, but that's the impression I'm getting anyway.
Like they start by saying the Purpose of the Sabbat is fundamentally to challenge the status quo, right before calling them fundamentally evil/monstrous antagonists and right after describing how scared all the other kindred are of them and how inscrutible they find their motivations. And then they go right into talking about the philosophy of embracing the Beast and fundamentally Cainite traits and inhumanity/monstrosity (what they are and what seperates them from the rest of society, the Other, which in this reading is also Queerness), to the horror of everyone else, and it's considered fundamentally an aspect of self destruction (see: how people act about trans surgeries). Also, treating something otherwise extremely taboo (ex. diablerie) as a "sacrament", like treating what is normally taboo/reviled as divine isn't also incredibly queer. Also alienation from society and difficulty forming connections.
You couldn't create a queer allegory more like catnip to me if you tried, is what I'm saying
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Cluny: I'm not an infant. I'm a grown man who thinks his doctor should be able to take his temperature in a more dignified way, like the forehead, ear, or - and this may seem novel - under the tongue. Sela: Whatever you say, sir, but you're the first person to ask me to stick a rectal thermometer in his mouth.
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longagoitwastuesday · 1 month
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Every day I am haunted by the fact JJK could be amazing but it will be just idk Bleach or something
#I've seen a lot of people complaining about the fact that it's impossible to fit the ending of every unfinished arc#in the five chapters that remain for the manga to end for good#And it all just... legitimises my fear and apprehension haha#And it's a pity! It's a pity! The dynamics were so good! And yet nothing! Sukuna was so good! And yet nothing!#It was so nice how he seemed to play with the idea of transcending human categories and values but even the values of curses so to speak#Well beyond everything. Well beyond positive/creative nihilism even! He was not like Mahito#I wonder if Mahito is more a negative nihilism with a funny edge or a positive nihilism. For now it seems positive#with how he seems to have said something like 'nothing matters so we can do whatever we want and create what matters'#But Sukuna transcends all that! It could have been interesting to see how that developed in a way that wasn't just childish edginess#But no. And then there's all the idea of curses and sorcerers not being all that different#and so not really entirely possible to say one side is good and the other bad#There was the idea of the very source of powers with fear and love playing a role here in such a juicy way#And then there's the entire thing happening with Gojo as a concept and the very concepts he plays with which I could eat like an apple#but also I would let those very concepts eat at my heart as a worm inside an apple#Full of holes and rotting inside out and yet delighting at the sweetness#It could all be so good! And yet! Most of the manga is a few sketched dynamics and concepts and a very long fight with Sukuna#promising half finished arcs#WHY it could have been so good. And I don't think criticism is a matter of 'fans being spoiled! Go write your story!' or something#It's not a matter of things not going as fans would want them to be. It's a matter of not writing well#or cohesively things established by the author themselves. And I think that's a fair criticism#If we are to take manga as an art‚ which I wholeheartedly support‚#then we can subject mangas to artistic or literary or whatever you want to call it analysis. There are works that are better constructed#than others‚ and there are works that have good ideas but poor execution. And it's always a pity#In the case of JJK it's truly breaking my heart and the comments I see around about these five last chapters are not helping xD#God it could be so good. So good. And I'm not talking about in specific to me‚ which yes that too given the topics‚#but just so good in general. It could be so good. It could have been so good#And yet it's starting to look more and more like any other shonen. It truly breaks my heart haha#I talk too much#Jujutsu Kaisen#I used Bleach because I think that's one of the mangas that has been the most a let down to the friends I have who like shonen
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Louis: (texting Roman about his breakup) It's my own fault. I ignored all the red flags and let myself get hurt, and now he's gone on to the next bigger, better deal.
Roman: First off, I'm not going to let you be down on yourself. Second, Reese and I are here for you.
Louis: Thanks. And please tell Reese not to go apeshit.
Roman: Oh, sure, just tell me how to get to the alternate reality where I married someone who makes calm choices.
Reese: (packing behind Roman) Ask Louis which airport is closest to his ex: I have to look up which airline offers "I need to cut someone" discounts.
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thisisthinprivilege · 8 months
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Thin privilege is being the sum of your personality and accomplishments and not the sum of the purely imaginary things strangers believe you put into your mouth.
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queenspock · 3 months
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pigeons could've solved 99% of their problems part 1
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