#source: that sonic fandub

[metiredlr]

Gran: hey Endou

Endou: huh? Who is this?

Burn: wait who said- *on the other side of the line* YOU CAN'T BE TALKING TO ENDOU ANYMORE. You're not talking to Endou!

Gran: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD DONT FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Burn: STOP CALLING ENDOU ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Heavy: I miss my wife, Scout. I miss him a lot.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie & Casey: *arguing* April: Can you guys stop having relationship problems while I'm on the phone with my dentist?

[starlightshadowsworld]

End of Bsd 118 be like:

Atsushi: Why can’t I move my eyes? Why can’t I move my mouth? Is this an internal dialogue? I can’t see the end of horizon- Fyodor Dostoyevsky?!

[incorrect-guilty-gear]

Sol: This is worse than the time we had to kick Testament out of the crusades because they could only name 3 of the 4 Beatles.

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

*Post springlock failure*

Springtrap: I don’t feel so good... why are all my limbs slack? Why can’t I move my eyes? Why can’t I move my mouth?

Springtrap: Is this an internal dialogue? I can’t see the end of the horizon-

Springtrap:

Springtrap: HATSUNE MIKU?! Is that you-?!

[cyber-streak-2]

Rodimus: You motherFUCKER! You just left us to die!

Getaway, while backing away: Top 30 reasons why Getaway is sorry... number five will surprise you!

Rodimus: Top 30 ANIME DEATHS! NUMBER ONE: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Red: *sighs after losing the battle* I miss my rival, Ethan. I miss him a lot.

Red: I'll be back.

Red: *vanishes*

[traveleroffarawayplaces]

Wild: Hmmm. A desert. Count how many sand is here Fi. That's your first job. Fi: okay. Fi: [starts counting] Four: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE HER DO THAT?! Wild: it passes the time. Four: It's going to take so long! Wild! This is going to be so ANNOYING! Wild: I'm curious to see what her number is. Four: NO! he's just going to be counting forever! Fi: [still counting] Four: Wild, what have you done?! This is your fault! Fi: There is only 30 million sand particles in this desert. Wild: See, that was easy. Four: facepalming oh for the love of Hylia.

BONUS

Four: You know- Sky would be super angry if we just had left Fi counting forever. Wild: I know. Sky knows what he did.

*Meanwhile*

Wind and Hyrule dying of laughter in the background

Wind: Time should’ve probably not left Legend in charge…

Legend: I’m turning a blind eye.

[lisholoz]

[bwaybby09]

Sam: Gabriel, you’re an asshole, man.

Gabriel: You are what you eat, Sam.

Sam: What the-?! What the hell, man?! Oh my god!

(Dean laughing uncontrollably in the background)

Sam: That was kinda sick!

Gabriel: Thanks, I worked hard on it…

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank : I have all this power in my fingertips..

Barnaby : AYYYYYYY WASSUUUUP ITS MEEEEEE

Frank : Stop!!!

Source : Tiktok and Sonic Fan dubs

[tf2incorrectquotes]

The Administrator: It would seem that you bitches have come to a standstill in Tarzan’s forest. You have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you Hot Topic wannabe and hope obsessed son of a bitch. You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you all die.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“You fool! I have SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!!!”

— Splinter, coming back after just being killed

[alien-slushie]

[What I think would happen if Keith was raise the the BOM and later went to Earth]

Regris: The Desert! Count how many sand there is here Keith! That's your first Earth mission.

Keith: Okay. One...two...three...

Acxa: Why the *Galra Cuss* would you make him do that?!

Regris: It passes the time.

Acxa: It's going to take so long!

Keith: ....9...10...11...

Acxa: Regis; It's going to be so annoying!

Regis: I'm curious what the biggest number is.

Acxa: No he's just gonna be counting forever!

Keith: ...27...28...

[totally-correct-ducktales]

Gandra: Hey, Fenton.

Fenton: *on the phone* Hey, Gandra—

Bradford: *also on the phone* WHY IS— NO. You CAN'T be talking to Fenton anymore. You're not talking to Fenton.

Gandra: You're not my DAD, don't fucking tell me what to DO!

Bradford: *still on the phone* STOP CALLING FENTON ON OUR EVIL PHONE LINE.