all credit goes to the russian badger
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spell it i fucking dare you
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things i would tell my 15 yr old self if i could:
your not a jerk for having hobbies, you're just a jerk
you've got a zit on your face
wooooo i'm you from the fuuuuuture!!
one day this week will be the peak of your life, not saying which but that's the best it ever gets
you should really learn to burp on command. contrary to what you may believe now, it will come up frequently later on
call your mom. you live with her right now but call her like at work and stuff. really make a pest of yourself
most people die twice, you only get one you just keel over and die when people stop saying your name
pee off of more tall stuff
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Some more self indulgent little edits of Who's Lila character portraits bc I wish there were more smiling Mike faces in the game...
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All the younger spideys keep finding ways to annoy superior cuz they know he isn't going to do anything except verbally react in a way that's so old man core that it is funny to them. They frequently prank that loser and he genuinely thinks hes just struggling to keep up with Kids These Days </3 but also if they request him to do something he will try even if hes suspicious of it (because he has a soft spot for kids and if he doesn't they'll go running to Peter slandering him) and everytime it ends with him being hit with a Delicious Pie to the face
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Do you think duck would like grapes
i grew up in the early fucking 2000s you can NOT get me with this
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the way ry deeply regrets losing kai and betraying him to the point where kai literally ran away and was never seen/heard from again will literally always be the saddest thing about ry. he genuinely continues searching for kai, even hiring private investigators to find him and just grows so sick with concern and worry for his former best friend/love. then he punishes himself for his actions and never allows himself to truly be happy as he doesn't think he deserves it for what he did to kai AGGh. will always be the biggest regret of his life tbh
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“ dude, squad 4’s barracks smell like updog. “
“ i have never heard of this updog, but i am sure you are mistaken. ”
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My favourite Eliot Spencer character trait is Friend-shaped To Children. Nate can't look at children without crying. Sophie is politely baffled at the concept of Humans Who Don't Understand Complicated Psychological Concepts Because They Are Literally 6 Years Old. Hardison has older brother energy, which is to say children are comfortable in his presence but they don't actively seek him out, unless of course to play an epic prank akin to the great tradition of Ring and Ditch or Spell ICUP. Parker will try to protect any child she can, but under-12s without autistic criminal intent don't really connect with her, unless of course they are Traumatized™.
Eliot Spencer is continuously sought out by children of all ages. Traumatized or not? Does not matter. Literally baby or cool teen? Does not matter. They will come up to him while he is glaring daggers or actively planning to murder someone and ask him to hold their hands through the security check at the airport. And you know what? He does. He holds their hand every single time.
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guys i am not going to lie to you, ashmi is 100% gullible when it comes to pranks and will fall for it every fucking time.
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I just know Damian Wayne has fallen victim to every single “spell icup” and deez nuts joke known to man at least once, poor kid has maybe even been subjected to the betrayal of a “down low, too slow” that has resulted in him vowing to never give anyone an “up top” ever again. The league did not prepare him for his siblings asking him if he’s ever been to Bofa.
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hatsune Miku spells icup (real not clickbait)
rip
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