#still on baby milk

[halinski]

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[noxcheshire]

I kept thinking of little baby man Phantom and the potential of Danny being an actual baby of the Infinite Realms. However, he’s more snake teenager than itty bitty Little Baby Man edition, cause I think it’d be so funny to just — imagine this teenage snake curled up in a summoning circle, obviously having been taking a nap and looking up with his big green, sleepy eyes and Constantine just stares and freaks because, “THATS A WHOLE ASS BABY, PUT IT BACK!”

But they can’t because apparently the summoning was more of a ‘knock knock I’m a babysitter’ and Danny’s ghost parent decided that this was the perfect time to have some time for themselves if Heroes were so willing to take care of Danny for a little while.

Another take — mainly in reference to a different post about Klarion actually just being a toddler of the infinite realms with no ideas on how to human and thinks him fighting with heroes is just a play date — zooms into the human realm where the heroes are and just goes, “Hey I’m dropping my baby sibling onto you guys cause my dad got mad last time Danny got hurt by the humans I hang with. So here you go, I’ll pick him up later.”

A teenage snake Danny is dropped into a hero’s arms where he mainly grumbles and then shifts to better take a nap. Klarion drops the baby essentials at them with no further explanations other then “here’s their favorite blanket, if they get fussy taco them; here’s the baby milk make sure it’s -200 F, they have an ice core, etc.” and then just DISAPPEARS after leaving what amounts to a month old infant in human heroes care.

[dollya-robinprotector]

I drank too much strawberry milk and choco milk and peach tea before going to bed... It's now 2.30 am and I'm just:

[sippihippie]

[sukugo]

absolute brat cow shapeshifter/hybrid anicow who farmer obi-wan may have ended up getting stuck with who needs to get milked 3 times a day for good health and doesn't like to wear pants (or clothes really) and is driving obi-wan insane (but who gets away with it bc he's cute)

[soundlessdragon]

Winds are changing

stomach twisting

increased hope and increased fear.

I am withering and need to rest but

winds are changing.

Stomach twisting.

It might be a while but please promise me that last time I held you won't be my last time holding you.

Please promise me.

[summerfrwrks]

i am amused, i am in love, i am in awe, i am mildly disturbed, i am laughing all at the same time ahsjagsjhaa

[kattitude130]

the neighbors dropped off a baby kitten they found while i’m staying overnight somewhere else so i’m trying to give advice to my dad and brother on how to take care of it over the phone oh gosh oh gosh

[paleweave]

fic idea, Astarion finds an abandoned baby and wants nothing to do with it but Gale can't let it starve or freeze so they take in the baby and hijinks ensue.

[black-and-yellow]

Louie is un-scam-able (he has No money)

[hauntingjasper]

Sometimes I imagine little Fionna meeting Prince Gumball and mistaking him for a human.

I mean, he looks a lot like a human (if he wasn't completely pink).

For you, what makes him different from a human, apart from the fact that he is a pink guy?

Well, first of all, the fact that he's made of candy and is alive and thriving despite not having bones or human internal organs. He can heal(?) his own wounds just by molding some gum around, and he has a really long lifespan, which makes him technically immortal, unless you throw him in acid or something. The way he was born and how he ages is different too. I think he would go through some changes like growing taller and losing baby teeth during childhood, but then his body stops changing at some point and his appearance remains the same from then on, so he has to make changes himself if he wants to.

He's always smelling like sugar too. Always. No amount of perfume can do that.

That's all I can think of for now :P Thank you for the ask! It inspired me to make fanart of them as kiddies so there you go 🫶

[misssmeat]

I just want to say you are an absolute goddess. But that still doesnt stop me from wanting to tie you bench, fill you with my seed until your pregnant, and milk you daily. But also during your milkings. Filling you again.

This is the energy, y’all!!!!

Treasure me as your most precious possession. But never treat me like I’m fragile. Break me over and over, and then put me back together with all the love in the world… only to break me again.

Use me, break me, adore me. Repeat. 🥰

[death-by-mercury]

Gil Favor bring the cutest

S2 E3: Incident at Dangerfield Dip

[theygender]

If I have celiac disease it would explain so much but also I'm going to be so fucking pissed. If I went to multiple doctors throughout my life with concerns about being chronically underweight to the point that it caused health issues only for them to tell me "well I think you look good" (didn't ask) and "being skinny is healthy, actually" and "I literally do not know how to help you" and it turns out that I have fucking Can't Absorb Nutrients Disease and no one ever thought to check for it?? I will riot

[whatyoutaughtwasfear]

whenever my niece sees a dog her reaction is to go "woowoowoo!" - imitating a bark. so tonight we were watching TV and an ad for a show about dogs came on so I pointed at the TV and went 'woowoo!' and she gave me this BIG smile and pointed and went 'woowoo' back and I was like oh this child is my best friend now

[nenasspot]

is everyone ready for the coldest take in kpop right now?

....the fantasy boys final line-up is doomed