#stoner's eclipse

[oneefin]

happy palindromic marijuana day! it's 4:20:24 PM on 4/20/2024. 🌿🌿🌿🌿

according to wikipedia, there are over 2000 terms for weed out there. i compiled a list of all the distinct ones wikipedia lists at time of writing, for funsies

remember that if you're reading a cryptic crossword clue, any of these words could secretly be talking about weed!

10s poof

2 long

25 or twenty-five

30 sack

36 or thirty-six

4 o's

40 sack

420 or four-twenty

50 piece

9 or nine

a draw

acapulco gold

ace

afghani

african

african broccoli

airplane

ak-47

alfalfa

alligator cigarette

ammo

ammy

amnesia

amnesia haze

amsterdam's finest

antiguan rocket

arathi

ashin’ kusher

asparagus

astro turf

aunt mary

baby

bake sale

ball

banga

bar

barney

bc

beenth

benj

benners

bhang

bible worksheets

bifter or bifta

bilge

billy

binbag

bingger

bis

bishop

blaze

blifter

blim

bloop

blue dream

blue goo

blueberry

blueberry diesel

blunt

bob

bob hope

bobatti

bobby brown

bobo

bomber

bone or bag of bones

boner soup

bong

bongo

boo

booboo shit

boof

boogity brown

boone

bottle

bread

brickweed

broccoli

brown buddha

brown frown

bruce banner

bubba kush

bubble kush

bubblegum

bud

budder

buddha

budski

buge

bunk

burger king

c-jizz

cabbage

cactus green

camberwell carrot

cambodian red

cancer weed

cannabidiol or cbd

cannabinol or cbn

cannabis

cannabis edible

cannabis indica

cannabis ruderalis

cannabis sativa

cannabis tea

cannon

caracas

carribean cabbage

catnip

cd's

cess

charas

charlotte's web

cheatham

checkers

cheeba

cheech and chong

cheese

cheg

cherry

chess

chicken

chillum

chiquitty-freddy

chocolate

choof

christmas tree

chronic

chronicles of narnia

climb

clouds

cola

collie

colombian

combustible herbargy

comic books

concentrate

course notes

cousin mary

cow

cripple

critical mass

crop or cro

crunch

curley wurley

cut

cutie pie

d's

da kine

daccha

dagga

dak

dan k. buddinhash

dandelion

daniel nuggetstone

dank

dankinstein

dat sticky icky icky

dave

delta-9

detroit

devil's lettuce

diesel

dime or dime bag

dirt weed

discarded bibles

ditch weed

dives

djamba

dodo

doink

doja

dollar

doobage

doobie

dope

doña juanita

draw

dro

dronabinol

dub or dub sack

dumm

dunce

durban poison

dutchie

dvd's

edible

edwardian morris baskerville

eight ball

eighter

eighth

elbow

electric puha

endo

extract

farmer's daughter

fatty

fatty eight

feral cannabis

feral hemp

fid or fiddy

fifty

fir

fire

flower

forb

forbidden fruit

fossils

fosters

freakus

friendship

frodis

full

funk

funky falafel

g-regs or gregs

gage

gangster gumbo

ganja or ganj

garden gate

gas or gasoline

gauge

george

girl scout cookies

goo

good advice

good giggles

good shit

goofy boots

gorilla glue

grade

grandpa's medicine

grape ape

grapes

grass

green

green badger

green crack

green goddess

green tea

greenery

greenest of the goop

greenest of the green

grefa

griffa

grifo

grizz

guitar hero

guy smiley

gwaai

half

halfer

halfie

half ounce

half quarter

half-o

halfling's leaf

harris

hash

hash oil

hashish

haskell

hawaiian

hay

haze

headies

hemp

henry

herb

herbal jazz cigarette

herbsteins

heyman

hindu kush

holden

holy sacrament

holy weed

houdini

hundy

hungarian hummus

hydro

ice cream

indian hemp

indo or endo

insangu

izm

j

jack herer

jacket

jamaican gold

jay tokenstein

jazz cabbage

jazz cigarette

jean

jibber

jimmy

jive

jobb

jobb the finest there is

joint

juicy fruit

jupiter's beard

kaka

kevin bacon

key

kibs or kibbies

kief

kif

killara

killer green bud or kgb

killer herb or killa

kilo

kind

kind bud

kine bud

krinze

kush

kushempeng

kutch

l pape

la

lamb's bread

leaf or leaves

lef

left-handed cigarette

lemon g

lid

lit

little beasts

live resin

loud

louis

lowes

lula

lye

magic

magic cancer

magic dragon

magical brownie

marihoochie

marijuana

mary

mary jane or mj

mary joanna

matanuska thunderfuck or mtf

maui waui or maui-wowie

mbanje

mecca

method

mex

mexican kilobrick

mexican red

mezz

microwave popcorn

mids

mike vick

morning meds

moss

mota or muta

mother mary

movies

muggle or muggles

mull

nabilone

nabiximols

nay nay famous

newguys

nick

nickel or nickel bag

nixon

nodge

northern lights

nug or nugget or nugs

number

o

o-z or oz

og kush

oil

old toby

onion

onion ozzy

orange bud

oscar

ounce

outdo

pack

pakalolo

panama red

pants

paonia purple

paper

party parsley

phatty

pineapple express

pinner

pipe

pizza

platinum og

plingots

polen

poop

portuguese plant

pot

pound

puff

purple haze

q

qp

quad

quap

quart

quarter

quasimodo

rainy day woman

ramín

recreational drug

reefbuds

reefer or reefa

reggae cigarette

reggie miller

regs

resin

roach

rodeo

romanian ramen

root

salad

sampson

sappad

schwag

schwanal

schweed

schwugs

scooby-doo

scratchy

seed or seeds

sensimilla or sensimillia

sha-bang-a-bang-a

shake

shakira

shamya

shatter

shirt

shit

shizzle

shuzzit

silly spinach

single

sinsemilla or sinse

sister mary

sixteenth or teenth

skunk

slice

smeed

smoke

smookey smoke

snickle-fritz

snoke

snoop

soap bar

sock

solid

sour diesel

space cake

spank

spinach

spliff

square grouper

squirter-farter

stank

stash

stem

stick or sticks

sticky icky or sticky icky icky

stogie

strawberry cough

stuff

submarine

sup herb bowl

super lemon haze

sweet g

sweet galenas

sweet leaf or sweetleaf

tacos

taima

tapes

tea

ten bag

ten bit

tenners

tens

terpene

tetrahydrocannabinol or thc

texas tea

thai stick

thirteen

thrax

tiger fear

tin or tinny

tincture

tochigishiro

toke

tommy chong

tooka

tree or trees

trichome

trizer

tuppence worth

twamp

tweed

twig

twist

viper

wacky tobaccy or baccy

wax

weed

wheat

white rhino

white russian

white widow

widdle

willie nelson

wisdom weed

wizard

x box

yankey-doodle

yarndi or yarndie

zaza or za

zig-zag

zip

zombie

zone

zoot

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

what if. consider this. what if,,,,,,,,,,,, pirate-Eclipse using Romanced Hancock Fallout4 lines

also pov ur pirate husband is cute and sappy and smooth as hell but ur just a fish and ur tiny fish heart cant take it

[shelovesplants]

I had to wear this dress and play this song today🌞✨️💨

[hailieshapedbox]

first of tha month baby new month new energy new blessings hope you all have the best month, lunar new year is cominn everything boutta refresh

love you all<3

[the-incorrect-quotes-show]

Eclipse, to Kill Code: KC has no idea I'm high

KC: You're high?

Eclipse: Oh, sorry

Eclipse: *turns to Harvest*

Eclipse: KC has no idea I'm high

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

*storms back into the room* And another idea for @hyperkitten224‘s Stoner Moon AU!

Blood Moon and Harvest Moon have an aversion to all drugs. Like Trash Can would ingest tons of drugs like a defense tactic against them after a bit and would practically drug them when they inevitably gave into their bloodlust and killed him again. Every time they’ve had even wine since then, they feel sick and may even vomit it out immediately.

They cautiously take a bolt from Eclipse, who has been buying them from Monty, not knowing it’s a weed bolt. They manage to keep it down, but the entire time they’re high, KC has to supervise them because they’re both having 1) a panic attack (Blood Moon) and 2) having a screaming weed-rage at Eclipse (Harvest Moon). They were sick for weeks after and KC has to keep them in Moon’s room so they’re constantly supervised while they’re sick.

[elpen0r]

it is 4/20/24, or 4/20/2024. a palindrome. the stoner eclipse.

eid saiid to those who observe

[hyperkitten224]

everything's too sad (/j) so imma just dump an idea I had for my crack AU here ok? ok

sooo this little scene takes place sometime in late October, around the time during the takeover where Moon was pretending to be Lunar

Eclipse finds the little container of weed-bolts in Moon's room, and decides to have some because "ohh if these bolts are so hidden, they must be that important >:) I'm sure Moon won't mind" aaand gets higher than a kite

a few minutes later, Moon comes into the room, and finds the high-off-his-nonexistent-tits Eclipse, who immediately laser focuses onto him and starts to ramble because he thinks he's Lunar

Moon, however, thinks this is the most hilarious thing ever, and struggles to hold character while Eclipse is leaning on him and ranting about how he's the greatest or something

(edit, I just remembered that it's weed day, so it's the perfect time to post about the silly weed crack au. yippee :D)

[vio-starclad]

Found a "space rock" playlist on YouTube years ago and have loved the genre ever since.

It's often categorized as psychedelic, stoner, or desert rock as well but with space or science fiction vibes. Great stuff!

[bunnyteeeth]

two lovers, one joint, under the eclipse

[houseofcuckoos]

We KNEW it!!!

The CUCKOO PROPHECIES have come True!!

The intergalactic spirit of Jolly has now transcended us all into cheese baths!

CUCKOO! CUCKOO to you all!!

Alley-Looya!!!

@HouseOfCuckoos

[shelovesplants]

Happy Solar Eclipse 🩷😊🙌✨️💨

[shebeafancyflapjack]

(Taking a page from @tamsinbeybey-she-no-porcupine 's idea for a Button House Hotel au)

Alison: Ooh, there's an eclipse on the 18th!

-cut to Button House-

Receptionist: Hello, Button House Hotel, Clara speaking, how can I help?

Clara: Oh good morning Mrs. Cooper, always lovely to hear from you!

Clara: Uh huh...

Clara: You can certainly book the dining room for a private event! How many will be attending?

Clara:

Clara: Just yourself? What about Mr. Coo...He's unavailable this time, okay...

Clara: Uhm. I suppose if that's what you want, sure. What sort of meals would you like prepared?

Clara: None? Are you...Would you require any of our service staff to....You want no one to disturb you, okay....

Clara: Well, it's a little strange but, easy enough to arrange. The dining room is yours for the 18th! Are you sure there's nothing else we can...?

Clara:

Clara: Yes, we might be able to move one of the sofas outside to the fountain...

- cut to the 18th -

Staff: *peering through the keyhole in the dining room door*

Dan the bellhop: She's just....dancing around the table, chanting something. Move the stoner? I dunno.

[wolfytae-exe]

TXT WIP LIST

Eclipse [vampire!beomgyu x Artist!AFABReader] Horror Angst Soulmate AU Smut

WC target: 3k | Progress-15%

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Lust. [Incubus!Hueningkai x Fem!Reader] horror angst smut

WC target: 4k | Progress-25%

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Our Hearts Bloom In summer [Ex summer fling!Beomgyu x AFAB!Reader] long slowburn

WC Target: 12k | Progress-5%

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Secret Secret [Fem Stoner!Taehyun x Afab!Reader x Fem!Hueningkai] smut

WC Target: 1-2k | Progress: 35%

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Fem!Taehyun Short fic [Fem!Taehyun x Afab!Reader] smut, sexuality questioning story

WC Target: 1.5k | Progress: 50%

[moonstonewolfart]

New Sona!!! Their name is Eclipse!!

They are a plus size autistic stoner artist possum that likes slime, making new friends, and spends their free time playing video games!!

This new Sona is directly modeled after exactly who I am!!

[ganjaguruu]

Stoner Eclipse 🤪🙃💚🤲🤲🤲🤲