#stop sleeping on sugar queen already

[cosmic-waves7]

Jealousy, Jealousy.

Note: I tried Smth new w howl, pls pls lmk if u like it cuz I was half asleep as I typed this out (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

He's jealous.

It was only a quick pitt stop at the Wizard Pendragon's shop (one of Howl's many aliases) that set it all off.

A calm morning for the Pendragon's moving household was set to start and the shop needed a bit of upkeep as customers were running dry. So with the creaky floorboards all swept up and Calcifer warned to not misbehave, the clock-like magical device that hung next to the door signalled with a resounding ding and a switch in colour indicating where the castle had teleported to.

There was a long day ahead but you couldn't be more pleased.

As the hours went on Howl worked in rhythm with you as tinkering laughter was heard throughout the shop and bubbling mixtures were stirred harmoniously in cauldrons. There was a calm air to your love as he flitted around you with hands briefly coming to couch and maybe even teasingly squeeze at your hips as he passed.

"Pass me the dandelion leaves ?", He asked while focusing on the lilac fluid seeping from the side of the potion bottle he was pouring into.

You nodded with a kiss atop his freshly midnight-dyed hair - courtesy of sweet Sophie, you know she didn't mean it but you couldn't thank her more for the darkened charcoal colour that had seeped into his golden locks- and off to the ingredients section you went muttering past bottles of all sorts.

Coming back empty handed with no dandelion leaves in sight you let your eyes wander to his sprawled out form in the chair by the fire, Howl only looked up and smiled a bit disappointedly before getting to his feet and tugging on his boots.

You could already see long black feathers creeping out his cloak, predicting his speedy mode of transport for the errand.

"I'll be back in a moment sweetheart, not to worry. Markle will take care of everything."

Knowing full well the small child would've dosed off by now as he'd left to play in the fields while you both worked, you were left to manage the quaint store while Howl flew out for after a dizzying kiss goodbye and mumbles of bringing you wildflowers to carefully twist into your hair.

Then and only then did a customer decide to come in.

He was a polite young man, easily flustered and a soldier of the royal palace you noted due to the bluish uniform donning his slightly hunched physique.

He was nervous.

You grinned trying to ignore his demeanour so that maybe the pink in his cheeks would lessen.

"Ma'am, the queen has requested for a simple sleep draught from the makings of your shop.", He coughed, "please." came soon quickly after he'd recollected himself and pulling at the yellowed buttons holding his vest together.

You hid your smile behind the worn glove that your sweet partner had embroidered a pathetic attempt of a small daisy onto which you very much cherished, it felt like you were talking to a mouse rather than a fully grown man.

"Why of course."

The man...boy even, settled into a lone seat to watch you set up, eventually gaining courage to invite you into bubbly conversation that you found very boring very fast hence weren't all too interested in so short sugared-up answers were all he received.

The 'banter' he thought he was receiving on your end was honestly faked curiousity.

It seemed he was quite dim. Too dim for your liking.

His puny attempts to indirectly flirt were unoriginal and simply unwelcome.

Just as you were starting up your potion with another lame probe on the topic of the weather about to leave the man's mouth, your beloved hurriedly came in. Cheerily he was chattering on about a bird he'd been able to fly up close to in in his bird-like form.

"Oh, you should have seen it's-", Howl interrupted himself to stare at the man sat atop the brass stool across your apothecary tabletop, "feathers?"

His demeanor immediately switched.

Gone was the gentle, patient magician you were so accustomed to. There stood an intimidating wizard and he oddly felt much taller, much more powerful than a split second ago.

This was the Howl Pendragon you'd only ever heard about through word of mouth, not the one that childishly insisted to cuddle up on your ill-fitted couch or cast silly spells to jokingly make your hair stick up in different directions.

No. This was a whole different feel of a person and it seemed like the magic was almost spilling out of him in waves, you could almost taste it's electric crackling force in the air.

He felt more confident, cocky, ready to rip into this poor man down to his basic self-worth.

You liked it.

His lips twitched.

"Darling, who is this?"

Howl's voice was always deep and smooth as silk, just as it was right now, yet you were no fool and could pick up on the the roughened edges of his tone.

But it seemed like the young soldier took no notice of the emotional state of the suddenly very upset wizard in his presence. He only turning around to bow deeply in respect while stuttering out a greeting and an explanation of his presence.

Howl only had a curt nod to give as a reply and you could tell he wasn't very ecstatic have a new face in here.

If he could roll his eyes at the 'competition', they'd roll all the way to the back of his head to see his brain.

The next few minutes were tense as he only grinned tightly and came to your side to place a very domineering palm on your corseted waist pulling you in closer to his warm body, sending a clear message.

"I'm sure you've got this one little potion down love?", He said with his eyes sharply glancing to the young man that had very clearly receded back into his shell at this point.

Howl didn't even need to say a word, didn't even need to properly look at the guard for him to metaphorically back away. But of course he had to ensure he got his point across, so what else could he do but dip down to deeply kiss your lips, he was only seconds away from basically pushing his tounge into your mouth if you didn't stop his dramatic live-performance.

Nodding satisfied with himself, you huffed whispering 'show off' while he stepped back to tend to his dandelion-leaf-less potion.

You couldn't even look up at the barstool your customer sat on anymore with the intense blush covering your face and you could only imagine the agony of embarrassment he was going through.

With the potion sealed up and a-way-over-the-actual-price bag of coins thrown at the counter, he promptly escaped out the door not even bothering to check for any change.

Shrugging you turned back to glare at Howl who was innocently blinking into space.

"Was the last part really necessary."

He slowly smirked, tendrils of his magic swirling past your shoulders.

"Whatever do you mean?"

You quickly found yourself within his grasp, pressing kisses to your knuckles as an apology.

You knew he wasn't sorry at all.

Loud laughter could be heard from a distance as Calcifer moved the castle along to wherever your hearts desired.

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[f10werfae]

Mi Princesa

pairing: Sugar Daddy!Pedro Pascal x Pregnant!Reader

summary: Some morning loving with Pedro Pascal and his very pregnant wife, and maybe a little spice in the shower (DILF Warning ) Disclaimer 18+

likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated🫶

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“Good morning mi princesa, and good morning mi amor” Pedro whispered bending down to kiss his wife’s 6 month bump, the coldness of his wedding ring making her flinch. “Baby, ya woke her up” She whined feeling the small fluttery kicks erupt at the tip of her stomach, her eyes still closed but her lips already aiming for Pedro’s, giving him one hell of a wet kiss. “I’m sorry baby, daddy wanted to talk to his princesa” He whispered gruffly, one of his hands sneaking up her sleep shirt to cup and squeeze at one of her swollen breasts, massaging it softly.

“Eh? What about your other princesa?” Y/n winked biting her lip, softly moaning at the feeling of his cold hands on her tits, he was always so gentle with her; almost as if she was made of glass. “Mm can’t forget about her, but you’ve been upgraded baby, tú eres mi reina”

“Hmm sounds sexy what does it mean?” Tracing the side of his face she felt his hand fall back down to her rounded stomach, a habit he had picked up over the past few weeks, along with the belly kisses and telling his baby-girl stories. “Means you’re my reina, my queen, and this little girl, is our princesa”

“God could you get any sweeter, sexier and even more handsome Pedro” She squealed using her energy to hoist herself up to straddle him, even with her stomach in the way, she leant down as best as possible to pepper kisses all over his neck; giggling once she felt his hand on her ass, softly drumming against it with his hand. “Oh shit, I may have peed a little” She said suddenly sitting up, knowing damn well how much her precious princess loves using her bladder as a cushion, sending her to the toilet multiple times an hour.

“Did I ever tell you how much I love your waddle?” Pedro whistled watching her speed waddle into the toilet, a hand on the small of her back as she sent a glare his way, sticking her tongue out at him. “ah baby don’t get like that with me, I can’t stand it when mi reina gives me that face” Pedro sighed springing himself out of the cotton sheets, following his wife like a cute little puppy, just watching her wash her hands and brush her teeth. “Stop giving me those eyes, Mr Pascal” She warned spitting out the rest of her water, reaching behind him to pull on the water heater,

“What eyes Mrs. Pascal? The eyes you fell in love with? The eyes you look into while-“

“Yes yes, those eyes, now help me” She smiled widely holding both hands up in the air, watching on as Pedro pulled his shirt off her body, hearing him wolf whistle once he saw her nude body; acting as if they hadn’t been going at it like rabbits due to her raging hormones. “Come on daddy, don’t ya wanna shower with the mommy?” She smirked slowly stepping into the shower, her hands rubbing over her stomach as she tilted her head cutely, knowing damn well what it did to her sugar daddy husband.

“Mierda, the things you do to me woman” He groaned quickly ridding himself of his shorts and t-shirt, his arms instinctively wrapping around her waist to bring her side flush against his chest, the gruff of his facial hair softly scratching against the top of her head. He could practically feel the heat coming from her wet centre the more he felt up her wet body, taking his sweet time to kiss and grab at all his favourite spots (which was basically everywhere) Taking his time to kiss at her breasts, her stomach, her arms, even bending down to kiss at her thighs.

“Please Pedro, you know what you’re doing, s’not fair” She sighed stomping her foot lightly, furrowing her brows as his tongue licked stripes up her neck and into her mouth; causing her to moan into his hot wet open mouth. “I need you daddy, please” She whined using the nickname that started their relationship in the first place, on that dodgy sugar baby site. Her hand leading his down to her already swollen clit, directing his fingers to rub slow soft circles on her button.

“I’ve got you mi vida, got to help my princesa’s mama, mi reina” He whispered kissing her lips then her cheek, his fingers moving at a steady pace as he felt her grasp onto his forearms for balance, her forehead leaning against his chest.

“I-i’m close baby, so so close” She whispered kissing his pec, gasping when she felt his fingers sort through her holds, swiftly inserting a finger into her snug hole; with one finger at her clit simultaneously. “Let go for me mama, i’m right here, let go for me gorgeous girl” He sighed against her temple, feeling her clench onto one of his fingers as she shook against him; her legs slightly trembling. “Good girl baby, feel and taste you so good” Rubbing her folds gently to let her ride her high, he slowly removed his hands, licking them clean as he looked into her eyes.

“You’re crazy Pedro, but I love you so much for it” She breathed out, clearly out of breath, her body fully leaning onto his for support; before wincing again when she felt an extra strong kick being delivered to her ribs, her little girl was finally awake again. Pedro’s hands immediately rushing to her stomach, shushing his little baby at the same time, he was in awe at her sheer strength. His lips meeting the stretch marks on his wife’s belly, his eyes marvelled in awe at how beautifully they were spread on her skin, the marks telling a story of how she was carrying his baby, their baby. Their princesa

“mi princesa, no le hagas daño a tu madre, she takes such good care of you, making sure you’re safe and healthy in her amazing beautiful body. Take care inside there okay? You can kick papa all you want when we meet you, but for now stay calm mi princess, te amo mucho”

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no le hagas daño a tu madre = Don’t hurt your mother

PSA: This was so cute to write I loved it so much🫶 So I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it :)

*All Spanish came from online as i’m not fluent, if something needs corrected please let me know :)*

See you guys at the next update 🫶

[sagephilosophie]

" A FAVOR ." ┃ Part II

┃ HAITANI BROS.

ꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ! ʀᴀɴ ʜᴀɪᴛᴀɴɪ x ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ꜰʟɪɴɢ! ʀɪɴᴅᴏᴜ ʜᴀɪᴛᴀɴɪ

⊹₊ Tags !

NSFW AHEAD, Sugar daddy theme, Age difference (Ran is 37, Rindou is 36, and Reader early 20s), GN! Reader, Bonten Arc, Reader is materialistic, Hidden drama, Favouritism towards Ran (Between the lines), Injuries, Explicit language, Emotional invalidation, pet names (by Ran), Guns, Sofa sex, Making out, Unprotected sex, Fingering, Praise kink, Voyeurism, Masturbation, Hair pulling, Complex character relations.

⊹₊ Word count ! 2957 || Ao3 || pt.I

You gripped on a velvety mattress to protect you from the cold breeze, consciousness alerted you in panic to swing your eyes wide open. A tattooed arm around your waist, a spacious room with the queen sized bed you were sleeping on, there was no doubt the broken bed frame was his doing too, and you're also naked, no wonder you felt cold.

Horror fell upon you with everything to observe around, with the most noticeable disaster being the slumbering rich man holding you down firmly, his short purple hair falling on your neck as he used your shoulder like a pillow after he was using it like painting canvas the previous night.

Memories determined this was the right time to haunt you down; there was no stopping in the Haitani dictionary, after your private shower, Ran carried you to his bed where he devoured you all night, with every passing second you retrieve a new detail from your actions, your sore bottom and aching scalp made complete sense now, oh- you were the one who broke that bed frame, hopefully he won't remove the cost from your monthly allowance, the new Versace summer collection is a must have.

Ran breathed peacefully as you tried to slip from his embrace carefully without waking him up, last thing you'll want right now is to hear his smug voice reminding you of how you surrendered to him last night or telling you what an obedient doll you are, you were too pissed your perfect plan to keep him drooling for more has failed that his praising won't make up for it, he got all he wanted and more now, why would he do you any more favors ?

Once freed, you quietly made your way to his bathroom where everything you visualized went downhill, and wore your clothes that he stripped you off of with his veiny hands- ugh! This is the problem! Your lust is invading your head, almost like you're the one desiring him and not vice versa as it should be!

Irritated, you grabbed your stuff and left the room, the view from the glass-walls was mesmerising but not enough to cheer you up, passing by the empty liquor bottles still on the ground you thought about telling him he pledged his assets and properties to you then blame his fuzzy memory on the alcohol, that will solve all your problems before they can happen, still no matter how crazy he makes you, never under any circumstances try and scam Ran Haitani, it's not worth the risk, you know better than that, you as well as anyone who saw what happens when you mess with Roppongi's king would rather live in the streets than get on his bad side.

You stomped into the elevator pushing the buttons aggressively, the slow pace it was going at was more than enough reason to curse out the engineer and his entire bloodline and of course, curse at Ran and his stupid brother. At the thought of the younger Haitani it accured to you what a great plan B role he can play if things with the horny one went south, so you opened your phone to leave him a teasing message, to your total shock, Rindou had apparently already beat you to it.

*YOU HAVE 15 MISSED CALLS FROM RINHTN*

Your jaw dropped at the mountains of notifications almost entirely sent by Rin, hurriedly, you opened your apps, RINHTN SENT +45 VOICE MESSAGES ?!

The elevator ride was indeed tedious and his feathery voice does tempt you to hear him speak for hours but not to the point of making you listen to all these calls, just to check that it isn't an emergency, you pressed play on the most recent one, you were met with a calm toned "See you later, don't forget."

Scrolling up to the first message, muttering curse after curse, you finally found it hoping he mentioned everything at once on it so there will be no need to open the rest, your finger hit the button and the silky smooth voice spoke again, "Hey babe, sorry for leaving a message so late, you haven't been picking up my phone calls, I need to tell you something, so meet me at my place once you wake up, yeah ?"

You hid your phone where it was, the elevator panel was about to experience the godzilla treatment if it doesn't speed up - the Haitani brothers were draining every last drop of your energy and soon sanity, it's humbling enough you're on your way out of one's house to go to the other's, for god knows whatever reason Rindou have in store.

The door opened and you let out a sigh of relief, unaware you were holding, passing by the front desk and ignoring the itch to ask the receptionist for older and wealthier residents to trap since the one you landed got a crazy sex drive that will be the end of you.

Getting out, you ran to the first taxi that stopped for you, "Where to ?"

"Just five streets ahead.", you told him through the car window, all he did was stare you up and down, "It's gonna cost you extra, sweetheart."

"Are you serious ?! It's not even that far away!!", your brows furrowed as you argued back at the random driver, "That's why you pay more, for wasting my precious time."

"Ugh- well i'm not giving you a penny!!! and for your informations, i know who controls this area personally, i'll make sure they hear about this...", the greedy man laughed a loud and mocking laugh before hitting the brakes and rudely driving off on you.

You stomped your feet from the indignation, that driver was gonna get a taste of hell on earth the moment you get your hands on him, but for now, looks like you will have to walk all the way to Rindou's apartment.

Being hardly able to walk thanks to a certain someone made the journey far more miserable than it had to be and you wondered why you actually bothered - but the memory of your first visit to his place interrupted you, the youngest of the two proved himself to be a gentleman seeing you coming out of his brother's penthouse on a stormy night and offered you a ride home with his Lexus RX and you would've been an idiot to let that chance go.

Despite his car catching your eyes first, you did pay attention to how beautifully structured his face was, just too handsome to reject when he made a move, hence why the next stop was his bed, and that night became your secret from Ran that you will take to the grave, along with his little brother as soon as he answers the door you've been knocking on aggressively until your knuckles were hurting, instead all your violent thoughts were pushed into the abyss when you were greeted with his shirtless toned body, "Wow you actually made it, although it's early... i didn't get ready yet."

"What ? You told me to come over once i wake up and...", your eyes shot to his tattooed arm, a bloodied bandage covering half of it, "...what happened ?"

"Oh this ?", he noticed your worry and covered the visible leaking blood behind his hand, "Long story, doesn't matter, what's important is that i told you about the change of plans, did you not listen to all my messages ?"

"No?", you retorted, judging him with a glare in an atrempt to avoid telling him nobody will read over forty voice messages in a short span of time weither willingly or miraculously, "Come in, we'll chat inside."

You let him pull you inside, hearing a clicking sound behind you, "So, what do you want to drink ?"

"Drink- what- just tell me why you asked me to meet you here, Rindou.", He was already on his way to the kitchen when you stopped him and crossed your arms in impatience.

The older man sighed and ultimately accepted his defeat, "Alright, alright, i'll repeat what i already said... i want to apologize."

You couldn't get any more puzzled, "For what ?"

"For not doing this properly... After i got shot in the arm yesterday night, i thought about us and i realized that i've been nothing but a coward, that's why i wanted to talk to you, i don't want to die without letting you know that- i genuinely need the chance to get serious and take you out on a normal date and... not being just a hookup to you. I apologize that the kind of... relationship you have with Ran stopped me from doing this sooner, but i regret that now and i really lov-", if you thought your knocking was loud earlier, the banging on the wood rumbled like thunder, both of your ears began ringing.

With the pattern your luck was following since you woke up, there was no surprised reaction when beholding your powerful, jealous, flaming mad sugar daddy walking past Rin who just opened the door, however, you were instead possessed by dread and disturbance, uh-oh.

"There you areeeee~ i was wondering where you went!!", in spite of his fuming aura, the devil wore his disguise and pushed the fallen angel out of the way, embracing your stunned self, "Was so worried, baby~ good thing Rindou here found you... that better be what's going on."

"What are you doing in my house ?"

"Better question is, what is my thing doing in your house ?", the mask broke in no time and the true face of the Ran Haitani you both knew and feared began to show.

"Thing ? Oh you're a dick, Ran, you're a real dick that's what makes us better off together.", The panic hugged your soul tighter than the man squeezing you to suffocation, both of you scowling at Rindou.

"How sweet... together, huh ? You've been having sex then. Excellent. Well done. I'm gonna kill you, fucker."

"Shut it, man! You don't actually care! I care! I care like hell for everything you think you care for! so keep your dick in your pants for once. and stop. Taking. EVERYONE. I LOVE FROM ME!!!", The eldest moved you away with the same energy he drew you closer, and there was nothing possible to do but to witness the infamous charismatic brothers of Roppongi clash from the side, probably because of you, at a certain angle.

"Look at you, sulking about that like a whiny baby, and you still ask yourself they pick me first. I hate sharing, little bro, you know that, yet you keep eying my belongings, that's why you end up lonely and bitter. Every time."

"WHY YOU SON OF A-", Losing his temper, the younger grabbed his brother's collar, ready to shed blood, you had to make sure it wasn't yours so tgat was your call to run for your life, "Umm- I have to go... i got like, exams and... stuff."

You barely made it to the exit when a familiar strong grip made contact with your wrist, you should have gotten used to the sensation by now, under a day ago, you had a rough session until midnight, but the tense atmosphere combined with your panic and his force made his clutch sting, "Where do you think you're going ? No one dares to get in between the Haitani brothers and leave, sugar."

Rindou was quick to interfere and try to break the hold, earning a death glare from his sibling instead, "Alright, if you two wanna fuck so bad, do it then. Not behind my back this time."

The confusion was mutual between you and Rin, only responding with a "What ?" midst the silence, Ran made himself clear by pulling a gun from his pocket aiming it directly at the other's uninjured biceps, "I won't repeat. Make it worth my while."

The youngest held you defensively as you gulped, this was a position you weren't planning on since you've known the two, the possibility existed exclusively when discovering Ran's freaky side; of course he's the type to make poeple close to him go at it and watch like they're dolls.

"Fine.", your neck twisted in a matter of seconds to the one protecting you, droopy eyes half present in the room and half remembering all the disrespect you weren't told, and weither you like it or not you were involved if you hadn't guessed that already from getting dragged to the sofa; these Haitanis sure like trailing everyone behind them even when it comes to their intimate lives.

That's how you ended up making out with Rindou in his sofa under the piercing gaze of your sugar daddy still spinning his handgun.

You had a feeling they were using you to assert dominance on each other, your dignity told you to get up and let them feud on their own, but your desires held you down and became a slave to his touch, deepening the kiss with every stroke of his fingers across your clothed back.

His hands came up and held your cheeks to seperate your lips sweetly, you tried to focus on the one on top of you pulling down the only piece of clothes he was wearing rather than the other playing with the trigger and threatening to fire the gun, his malicious smile your way proved you failed at keeping your attention on his brother.

The action of your legs parting pulled you back into the real world, you searched for shared discomfort looking up at his expression instead all you saw were the pretty purple pupils you admired covered by his bangs, what's visible from them filled with lust, his mullet fell down to cover you from sight like curtains, if there wasn't an audience he was surely getting the sloppiest head ever just for stealing your heart.

You helped him get rid of your underwear and he was currently lining himself at your entrance as you sticked to his shoulder, when the voice you've been hardly ignoring spoke out, "No lube ?"

Rindou rolled his eyes but told you softly, "He's right..."

Carefully, taking his cock further away from your exposed area, he replaced the missing sensation with his index and middle fingers rubbing around your hole until they went in and out in a steady motion.

Your noises set free to whimper boldly with every thrust, shutting your eyes and enjoying the moment in your own headspace where you aren't supervised throughly getting fingered, your privates were getting wetter the more he stimulated you, to your disappointment, he pulled away again, determined that you were prepped enough.

Repositioning his length where it was before, he stared at you lovingly before pushing in with a decent pace, enough to make you cling to him, "You look so beautiful when you take me this well, you're my sweetheart, aren't you ?"

You swore not to admit it in front of Ran, but praising does crazy stuff to your sex life, and Rindou has been looking after that sweet spot, feeding it lots of petnames and adoration, "Ah...I am..."

"Very good... so proud of you.", going for another passionate kiss, his speed increased with every shove and you were both a heated mess, you moaned into his mouth bit that only made him harder than he already was.

You committed the mistake of looking to your side, only he knows when exactly did he unbuckle his pants, all you could know from the scene in front of you where he is jerking himself off at the sight of his brother fucking his plaything, as he calls you.

Truth to be told, that surprisingly turned you on, adding more and more to the pleasure Rindou was responsible for, in the heat of the moment, you tugged on his long hair earning a deep groan from him, "Oh~ just like that, you always know exactly what i need..."

There was no need to peek back to the side to know Rin using the situation to annoy his brother was working, deciding the ignore the negative energy and feel the bonten executive so deep inside of you hitting the right spots.

Your steaming face knew the only way you were willing to reach your climax at this point was to turn and take advantage of your reality, Ran never looked more enticing, the stern expression he wore was habitual whenever he was getting worked up, it was refreshing watching him give the same visage unable to have you and relying on his displeasing hand to replace you, that feeling went straight down and you moaned louder as you came on Rindou.

Ran followed right after, making a mess all over his hands and lab, his brother finished last after a couple final thrusts, pulling out and spilling his cum on your abdomen. Your eyes fluttered shut and you passed out from exhaustion, the room turned black and the sounds hushed down.

The youngest Haitani got up from his spot quietly as to not wake you up, he took the opportunity to confront the eldest, wearing his pants and getting ready to leave, he was still livid despite there being something somewhere inside his twisted and complex mindset that made him enjoy the show and Rindou was mindful of that even if he can't understand him either.

"You will leave us alone right ?"

Ran faced him smirking, "I could~ but i still won, you see~ it won't matter if i get out of the picture when i'm the frame between you two."

"Why are you speaking in riddles ?"

"That means, little bro, that i'm always in control weither you like it or not."

                             @sagephilosophie

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𖤐 Lucifer likes indie pop/rock but never listens to it, he fears his brothers will find out and make fun of him.

𖤐 Mammon watches Mc sleep when he is anxious.

𖤐 Everyone knows Levi cosplays women some time.... but what they don't know is he loved acting feminine so much he made a drag queen name for himself. He never does drag though because he thinks he is just an icky gamer and no one will like it.

𖤐 Satan "accidently" turned Mc into a cat for 24 hours to see what would happen.

𖤐 Asmo got Lucifers worst punishment (usually saved for Mammon) when he skinny dipped in Lord Diavolo's private pool.... Lord Diavolo was amused, Lucifer was not. (This is basically canon ngl)

𖤐 Mammon once had a pet Chicken that he named Goldie 2. Beel didn't know it was Mammon's so he ate it. Mammon only had it for a few hours, but 1000+ years later he still holds a grudge against his little brother.

𖤐 Belphie curls up on Mc's head when they are asleep, he has almost suffocated Mc many times.... he won't change. It's gonna keep happening

𖤐 Solomon and Mc invented a secret language using memes so the brothers wouldn't understand.

𖤐 Diavolo has repeatedly asked Mc to be his sugar baby.... all he wants is to spoil his human, but all of the brothers made Mc swear they wouldn't agree... and Mc is very serious about pinky promises.

𖤐 Barbatos uses his power way to frequently to keep Mc alive.

𖤐 We already know Simeon feels guilt that he didn't fall with his former brothers... when he met Mc, that guilt got worse and he started wondering what life would be like if he did fall. (To the point his wings started darkening since angels have free will. He made Solomon hide it with magic so Luke wouldn't find out)

𖤐 After being called a dog so many times, Luke decided to bite down on Mammon's hand as an act of dominance so they would stop calling him names... it didn't work.

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[creedslove]

Which one of Pedro boys is more likely to move out of the bedroom, because your little baby is not letting him sleep properly. and because he has a job, he is like "no, I'm not sleeping in the same room as you and the baby."

I'm just crushed a little, because I heard a conversation ar my work among two men, who done this. I can't stop thinking about it since.

Like. Who would leave a bedroom to go sleep in a living room, until baby start sleeping during the night.

Javier P? He has responsible job. He needs to focus and think clearly.

Joel? Drive a car to work, he needs to focus and be precise.

Frankie? If someone suggested to him this as a solution, would he listen to the advice?

Jack? He is an agent, constant danger require clear and rested mind.

Dave? Would he take a pillow and move in his spare bedroom for few weeks?

Tim?! He is detective. 🍓✨

This makes me so sad, I get so upset when I see/hear about men being so insensitive towards their own son. Taking care of babies is exhausting but everyone should help, the couple, it's unfair to do that and so rude too.

That being said, I'm sure NONE of the Pedro boys would do that, because they are all great dads on their own way 🥺😍

So thinking of a situation like the one you mentioned, I believe that:

Javier Peña: he ain't no stranger to lack of sleep at night, he often suffers from it and struggles to get back to sleep once he wakes up, so instead wanting to move to another room, he picks up the baby and walks around the house with him, he's so soft, saying love words to his beautiful baby trying to calm his precious little child, since he can't sleep, he doesn't see why he would prevent you from resting in order to watch the baby

Joel Miller: yeah Joel works A LOT and it's hard work, but he also knows you work a lot by taking care of the baby and he's also been a dad, he knows some nights are easy and some are a nightmare. So he does what's correct: he acts like a real man and helps you take care of the baby; no matter how much their little Miller cries, he's there to help you, or he's there to tell you to go back to bed because he's gonna handle it. And I'm sure he plays the guitar to the baby 🤧🥺

Agent Whiskey: please, we know Jack's favorite hobby is to worship you and treat you like a goddamn queen, especially after you gave him his precious little Daniels baby; you've given him a family and he's given you himself entirely, and he will never let anything or anyone take away his family from him, so he will never leave you alone in the bedroom, that's just not happening at all... The baby's crying? No problem sugar, daddy Daniels is gonna take care of him for you. He checks the baby for a fever, a diaper change, sees if he's hungry and if by then your little cowboy hasn't calmed down, then he just holds the baby. Simple as that, giving him the snuggles until the baby is calmly asleep

Dave York: Dave would never sleep somewhere else, it doesn't matter if he literally kills for a living, inside his house, he's a family man and he will always make sure his family is around him. He thinks he's already too lucky to have a woman who accepts him for all his faults and sins and the moment he starts a family with you, he can't stay way, he needs to be close, to feel that love and remind himself he's part of it, also, he likes to be close in the case of a possible attack, he can defend you as soon as possible. If your baby simply won't stop crying, Dave will pick her up and pace the house, carrying her in his arms and he will possibly wake up on the couch with a baby slept peacefully against his chest

[jessi4fanfics]

✨Always ✨(A Short Broppy Oneshot)

Idk. Hahahahahahagaga- I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK HELP-

Poppy felt her eyes open, bleary and unable to completely see through the dark.

Dark? What? Why was it so dark in here...?

Immediately she sat up, her head already pounding. She gripped her head and squeezed her eyes shut, trying to force away the pain. The pain was extremely familiar.

So was this room, actually, but, ughhh, the dumb brain wasn't training at the moment.

She felt tears squeeze through her eyelids, unsure if it was from now tight she was closing them or from the throbbing of her head.

She gave a light moan as more tears dripped down. What was wrong with her?!

"Shhh...lay back down, Poppy."

The voice was extremely familiar as well, but she jumped. No one has been beside her a few minutes ago.

Before she opened her eyes, Poppy felt a wet cloth placed on her forehead. It felt so wonderful and she gave a soft sigh.

A hand gently guided her back down, then caressed her cheek for a while.

Poppy peeked between her eyelids. A blue troll with the softest blue eyes filled with concern and love looked down at her.

 "...Branch..."

 Her voice croaked the name before her brain processed it, as if her eyes had remembered his face before her brain and had told her mouth themselves what to say.

She smiled, thinking about how messed up her thinking was.

Branch returned the smile, looking a bit relieved. "Don't think too much. It'll hurt you." He chuckled. "Usually I tell you to do the opposite."

Poppy felt her mind clear a bit more at the chuckle. She remembered how much she loved his laugh.

 "What...hhhhh," she sighed, the pain returning, "what happened?"

"Don't worry. Just a sugar rush." Branch's smile was strained, as if he was trying to convince himself too. "You collapsed at the party. Right after mentioning..."

He stopped.

"Mentioning what?" Poppy whispered.

Branch frowned slightly at her for a bit. "Poppy... I think you need a vacation."

Poppy sat up quickly, then immediately regretted it. "Why? I have so many things to do!"

"Exactly. You mentioned...pressure. Stress. That's not good for you. Everyone needs a break, Poppy. Even queens." Branch took her hand and forced her back down, pressing the cloth against her forehead once again.

She sighed. Maybe she shouldn't move.

"Just a sugar rush?" Poppy asked.

"Yup." Branch smirked. "Usually I would be worried about your health, but I know you've gone through worse, so I won't worry as long as you promise to be more careful."And

Poppy didn't promise anything. She asked immediately, "And you brought me here?"

Branch flushed. "What do you mean?" He knew what she meant.

"When I collapsed. You brought me here instead of to my house."

That's why it was so dark, she had realized. It wasn't her pod. It was the bunker.

Branch shrugged, still flushed.

"Why?"

" Well... I don't know." He sighed. "Poppy, your life is such a chaotic mess all the time, I never am sure you're completely alright unless I'm there."

Poppy grinned. "What you're trying to say is that you were worried about leaving me there alone and so you took me here. Right?"

"Right." He nodded.

"Without bothering to ask Viva to stay with me at my pod," Poppy added teasingly. "I know she would have."

Branch rolled his eyes.

"She offered to, didn't she?"

Branch groaned. "Of course she did! But I can't make sure you're always safe when you're not with me!" He let out an annoyed scoff. "Go to sleep. You'll get a headache."

"I can't always be safe, y'know?" Poppy teased. 

"Yeah, well, I can make sure you always are when I can help it," Branch replied.

"Always is a strong word."

"That's why I'm using it."  Branch looked grumpy for a bit, then looked back at her and smiled gently. "Close your eyes."

Poppy suddenly felt the headache return, and realized she didn't really want to be alone. Closing her eyes, she whispered, "Are you staying? Can you stay?"

"Always."

The smile in his voice was evident . She smiled also when he whispered, "Besides, this is my bed. I need to sleep too, y'know. "

When she felt him slip under the covers next to her, and wrap his arms around her, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure, Branch was a worrywart.

But that just meant he would always be there for her. Always watch out for her. Always love her.

And she would always love that about him. 

Always was definitely her new favorite word. And she had a lot of words She loved. Party, Fun, Cupcakes...

But none of them were always.

She smiled as she nuzzled her still pounding head into his arm, which wrapped tighter around her as his soft breathing helped her drift to sleep.

Welp. I don't know, but it is finished. Thanks for reading, ur the bestest! ❤ 

[bisexual-bat]

chapter one

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“Oh my God, this is going to mess up the whole trip. The reservations are going to be given away. Wha…”

“Lily, honey, I need you to calm down,” stated Pandora.

“Yeah, Lills we could call the hotel and…”

“I TRIED THAT ALREADY THE PHONE LINES ARE DOWN,” Lily cut Marlene off.

                  Lily started pacing in the train car. The train car was forced to stop because of the blizzard. “Lily had been planning this trip since January and the three years the girls saved to afford it. They were going to a ski resort, and the night they were supposed to get there, Lily had made a reservation at a really fancy restaurant.

                  “well Lily I’m sure someone informed the people in the next town that the train isn’t coming in, that should include the resort and the restaurant right?” Dorcas, the voice of reason, says

                  “I suppose that could make sense, but the town is still like 5 hours away! We’re in the middle of nowhere!” Lily exclaimed.

                  “Lils lighten up a little, pls. Have some fun”

                  “Yeah, Mary’s right. So let’s go get some food, do some face masks, and watch Scream. I downloaded it,” said Marlene

Meanwhile with the boys…

“First Reggie and Pads don’t show up then the train gets stopped. Could this day get any wo…”

“DO NOT SAY THAT! You're going to make it worse,” yelled Peter.

“ Yeah, James. That’s like basic movie logic,” said Evan.

“We’re not in a movie, “ said Remus.

“Yet, what if we’re in a horror movie?” questioned Evan

“Yeah next going missing is gonna be Jamie,” said Barty

“Ok everyone needs to calm down. Reg and Pads literally texted you saying that they would meet us at the resort. It’s not like they were kidnapped,” reasoned Remus.

“You say that now Remus,” Evan said ominously.

“I hope you step on a Lego.”

“Woah there Mr. Moony who said friendly fire was allowed?”

“Friendly fire my fist up your ass.”

The two groups headed to the dinner car.  Besides the two groups of five, there was an elderly couple, named Euphemia and Fleamont. You could hear the chef shouting their names in a jolly manner. They seemed like good friends. They got blueberry pie and some hot chocolate.

The girls got a table together. Lily got a crepe with strawberries and Nutella and some hot cocoa, Pandora got a Caesar salad with some hot apple cider, and Mary got a cup of fruit salad, which was very beautifully made, with a bottle of Fanta. Marlene got some cheesy fries with a can of coke and Dorcas got a slice of apple pie with some hot apple cider, miss queen loves her apples.

The boys also got a table after having to push like three tables together.  James got a very special salad and pulled his homemade dressing out of his fanny pack, and he got water. Now on to Remus, he got the biggest slice of chocolate cake you have ever seen with a coffee with like five sugar cubes in it. Peter got a hamburger with nothing on it, the patty and the bun nothing else, and a hot coco. Now Barty got a sandwich with ketchup, mustard, and relish on some white bread with grape Fanta and Evan just ate some of the licorice he brought and got a bottle of root beer.  

“What is happening Siruis?”

“I don’t know Reggie but it should be fine. We’re going to be ok.”

“Put in your phone password,” a rough voice commanded, “and text anyone who would be worried about you. I will check and if you do anything else your brother here is getting shot in the knee.”

The girls went back to their car and started the face mask and watching Scream.

[verdemoun]

Time for another ✨hypothetical ask✨ What of Black Belle timewarped who would she interact with? I just know she would absolutely love Grimshaw (they would bond so quickly at being girlbosses during the 1800s managing to survive in an outlaw life and I can see them being shipped together as well) plus how she would or wouldn’t get along with the rest of the gang and how she would die to timewarp in the first place?

Also a seperate hypothetical in which all of the gunslingers timewarp because Black Belle seeing how Jim “boy” Calloway turned out would be funny (I am super hyperfixated on Black Belle do you notice?/rh)

Okay I was putting this off because I don't want to interrupt my Kiervier fantasies but the demons in me want Blackduffy so I'm gonna need at fat hear me out here.

Black Belle shouldn't fucking die she should be proof that people can be outlaws and survive if they learn to pull their heads in and don't be an idiot Dutch. She would've cornered Mary-Beth around 1907 asking if one of her novels were about a peculiar, handsome feller called Arthur Morgan. She wrote about him too accurately to not have been at least an associate if not a dear friend of, and Mary-Beth would have had a panic attack because Black Belle is 1. hot 2. serving outlaw/bounty hunter vibes 3. super hot. She could live with Mary-Beth as companion 'spinsters' and Mary-Beth went onto write what would be considered the first lesbian novel with a genuinely happy ending. Black Belle having that dangerous mysterious energy Mary-Beth craves as well as also having the sensibility to acknowledge when it was time to stop being an outlaw.

but HYPOTHETICALLY-

Black Belle dies in 1900 when the bounty hunters caught up with her. Unlike Colm, she was still grinning right up all the way through her execution, using her final moments to brag about the extraordinary life she's lived. Her corpse was still grinning, and looked absolutely macabre in the newspaper photos.

Arthur was going about his business as normal, a typical, delightful day of taking Isaac out for lunch (Isaac picks a restaurant and then watches his dad react to new cuisines like it's rumspringa) when someone whistles across the street and calling 'well well, fancy seeing you again sugar'

Isaac immediately sniggered at the thought of someone calling his dad sugar and Arthur knew he wasn't going to be living it down anytime soon

Black Belle is a queen and had been doing decently okay, staying at a motel while she figured out what was happening. 'Didn't expect this many bluecoats in Heaven, let alone nosey little photographers.'

Isaac was immediately obsessed, which Arthur dreaded but he can't help feeling a little jolt of admiration too because who doesn't admire what a badass woman Black Belle is.

He introduces her to the gang because there is a silent pledge to help people 'lost in time'.

Annabelle, bless her heart, has a type. She might live in a two bedroom studio with the guest room supposedly already rented out to Grimshaw but of course suddenly it's no issue.

Susan thought it was adorable how tongue tied Annabelle was for such a well-spoken, world-travelling human rights advocate but the fact Black Belle is a short queen was suddenly meaningless the second she sets her eyes on Susan Grimshaw and (having to look up) said 'ain't you as stunning as starlight'.

She immediately moved in with them. Still no one sleeps in the guest room.

Black Belle gives no shits about women suddenly being able to wear pants. Like cool for women love that for women but she was an outlaw who outsmarted the law, bounty hunters, and men in general for over 20 years in a dress. She wasn't going to start wearing pants now.

Of the gang (other than her wives) she actually gets along best with Uncle. Uncle and her are both regular bar flies at the pub Susan works at, trading stories of the old days and challenging each other to drinking games and being outraged at the discovery of having to pay for peanuts while Susan stares in admiration of her short queen and disgust at Uncle.

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

A stardew valley headcanon:

One year the farmer gave Vincent a Pink Cake for his birthday and Vincent will NOT shut up about it. Jodi has slowly been going crazy trying to recreate it and has been begging for the recipe, but the farmer keeps turning her away.

Meanwhile, the farmer is trying to decide if they should confess to feeding Vincent some goodness knows how old cake they carved out of a purple giant slime in Skull Cavern.

God, I did the same! With the burglar ring, I got two pink cakes at once: I gave one to Vincent, the second to Marnie. Like, go on, eat, I got it from an incomprehensible slime monster, but the cake itself seems to be fine, just remove the slime and you'll be ok.

I have a silly idea for this HC, I hope you like it))) Also, I mostly make a neutral farmer so you can imagine your own OC Farmer. Enjoy!

Who could have known the pink cake that the Farmer found in their misadventures in the Skull Cavern inside a huge fucking slime, and thoughtlessly presented to Vincent for his birthday, would burn so many nerve cells? And not only the nerve cells of poor Jodi, who has been asking for a recipe for this damned cake for several days now, but also the Farmer's nerve cells.

Well, the Farmer must have known, because what were they even thinking? Find random food inside a monster and give it to a child?! Are they brainless?!

The Farmer put himself in Jodi's shoes and trying to imagine what if they tell her how they got that pink cake. Heh, they would tell their child not to talk with this creep anymore, and avoid them at all costs, that's what any normal parent would do. So this option is out.

The Farmer didn't want to torture Jodi by hiding the recipe. Yoba witnesses, the Farmer even tried to repeat the recipe for this cake themselves in order to find exactly the one that Vincent liked so much. Of course, nothing came of this, and if the selection method did not work, they must think differently.

"Okay, think, think, cake, slime, Skull cavern, slime, iridium, level 100, challenge, casino, slime, Mr. Qi... Mr. Qi!!! Eureka!!"

The Farmer ran faster than a bullet into the Calico desert, and before they could even say hello to Sandy, they almost kicked the casino door. The bouncer was about to calm down a highly aroused visitor, but the owner of the casino, Mr. Qi himself, stopped him, and approached his... friend? Can their acquaintance and all these trials be called friendship? It's hard to say, but Qi himself was happy to see the Farmer... until he saw a tortured face with bruises under their eyes. Yoba, how long have they been awake?

The Farmer told Qi about the strange pink cake inside a slime in one breath and maniacally asked where it came from.

"Well kid, I put the cake in slime"

"You... put a cake in that giant slime?"

"Well, of course. How do you think the cake stays so fresh? Unfortunately, there are no refrigerators in caves, so this is a good solution. I left it for you, kiddo, because my challenges is difficult, the sweetness will let you not die of hunger and get a dose of sugar for overcome obstacles."

Qi did not have time to tell the Farmer proudly how he came up with this brilliant idea, as the poor Farmer grabbed Mr. Qi by the collar and tearfully begged please, please tell them the recipe for this cake, they will go further than level 100, 200 levels, even 300 in Skull cavern, just please give them the recipe they beg him, they have already gone cuckoo foR FuCK sAKe plEAsE!!!...

Given the merits of the Farmer (as well as worrying about their mental health) Mr. Qi took pity on them and gave the recipe. Although it's nothing out of the ordinary, just the same recipe as Queen sause, but add a little ginger.

Jodi, finally at peace, has prepared a fresh, special pink cake for her family that makes Vincent squeak with joy. The Farmer was finally able to sleep after all this 'sweet saga', rejoicing that they kept their friendship and found this damned recipe. And Mr. Qi has not forgotten Farmer's promise to pass his challenges more difficult than before. But for now, let the poor youth sleep.

[sea-owl]

Remember how I said how I like to make AUs of my AUs? Well, I got one for the polin portion of my Yandere Bridgertons AU.

Instead of Colin becoming too comfortable with leaving Penelope alone until he's deemed her ready because he can rely on his siblings. (Aka my excuse in attempt to keeps some of the books long time jump) Colin has some sort of freak out during her second or third season and steals her away in the middle of the night.

Maybe it's after Benedict's and Sophie's wedding. Anthony, Benedict, and Colin were in having a drink celebrating Benedict finally finding his soulmate again when Benedict makes a comment that catches Colin's attention, and not in a good way.

"It feels so freeing finally having Sophie with me, especially after I thought I was going to lose her."

Colin looked confused. "What do you mean?"

"Had the charges not been dropped who knows what would have happened to Sophie in that jail, and there would be nothing I could do to stop it," Benedict explained. "I felt so helpless, and useless. The Bridgertons protect their soulmates and there was nothing I could do without making it worse for her. I still plan to cut out that bitch's tongue though."

Anthony nodded in agreement. "I know what you mean. When Kate had her accident, I could only sit by and watch her heal. The doctor is very lucky she did heal perfectly."

Neither noticed their younger brother stiffening up. He always knew that his little nymph would never be taken away by another suitor, but what if something happened out of his control and he wasn't home? What if she got sick? Or hurt? Or some bastard decided he would force her? Or she decides she actually does want to be a spinster for the rest of her life and runs away to where he can't find her?!

No, Colin would not let that happen.

Colin stands. "Excuse me gentlemen, I have some last-minute preparations to make for my trip to Ithica."

Starting by adding a detour.

Penelope was surprised to see Colin still at Number 5 when she came to tea the next day, and not any other member of his family.

"Colin!" Penelope exclaimed. "I thought you would have left already."

Colin smiled. "Without saying goodbye to my favorite person? Never."

He offered her some team which Penelope accepted. She paused; the aroma of the tea smelled very sweet.

Colin let out a nervus laugh. "Sorry Pen, I accidently spilled too much sugar when I was making it for you."

"It is alright, you'll make me the perfect cup one day," Penelope joked. She took a sip of the tea. Damn, he really did put lot of sugar in it. "Eloise tells me you plan to next visit Ithica?"

Colin nodded. "Yes! The home of your namesake is it not?"

Penelope laughed. "Yes. Queen Penelope of Ithica, who waited ten years for her husband Odysseus to come home and fended off suitors the whole time."

Colin muttered something under his breathe that Penelope didn't catch. Actually, she was having trouble hearing him in general.

"Colin I'm sorry, can you repeat-oh!" The cup dropped from Penelope's hand. Why did she drop the cup? It was not so heavy a minute ago.

Colin moved closer, sitting right next to Penelope. He brushed a piece of hair out of her face. "It's okay Pen, just go to sleep."

"Colin-"

Colin caught Penelope. He didn't want to poison her drink, but he couldn't risk her saying no and rejecting him. Saying she only saw him as friend, or worse like a brother. Besides they can take this trip together as their honeymoon. She'll understand when she wakes up and he explains it to her.

By then they'll already be on their way or even better crossing the border into Gretna Green.

Colin loads into the carriage with Penelope, gently laying her head in his lap. He strokes her hair as they begin moving.

[rikitachiquita]

come back... be here | ni-ki

✧ synopsis: working at a cafe can be really fun: the customers being nice, cracking jokes with your coworkers, singing while brewing coffee and so on. but it's even more fun when two members of the staff bicker and fight all day and keep everyone entertained. that's what  hybe cafe is like, thanks to ni-ki and y/n.

⋆10 my little chai tea sugar cookie (written 0.7k)

after a long day at work, y/n finally got to her house. she knew that everyone would already be there, and by everyone she meant her brother, yeonjun and beomgyu.

as she entered the door, as expected, she was welcomed by a bunch of screams, but the only one she could clearly distinguish was yeonjun's. the bly had some strong vocal cords.

beomgyu came running to her, using her body as a shield

"he is trying to put an end to my life y/n!" he screamed

that's when yeonjun came into the picture, armed with a pillow that was swinging around

"you stole my last strawberry gum!" the oldest screamed back while trying to get to beomgyu who was still hiding behind y/n

as y/n was about to tell the two menaces to calm down, soobin stumbled into the entry-way, with a dirty cloth draped on his shoulder and a pot in his hand

"THAT'S IT YOU GUYS ARE PAYING FOR MY MAC AND CHEESE"

the three boys started running one after the other, trying to get revenge in any way.

during these caos, soobin with his dirty pot, bumped into y/n, who still hadn't said a single word since she entered the house. and in that moment, the guys stopped and all that could be heard was silence

"if you don't give me mac and cheese right now and SHUT THE FUCK UP i'm going to kill every one of you" she said in a calm threatening tone.

and the three man did just that: they quickly and diligently stopped acting like little kids and prepared her food. they ate all together, the atmosphere now calm.

after dinner they decided to play just dance for a while. as expected y/n and yeonjun won, both only getting "mega star" level. y/n wasn't called the "mega star queen" for nothing.

after a pause, beogyu told y/n to follow him and they got to her room

"so" said the boy "do you have something to say"

"not really" she responded

"do you like ni-ki" he asked. he was very straightforward, fortunally for y/n who always would beat around the bush, to scared to say what was on her mind"

"i mean, he is funny sometimes and he is very beatuiful but i wouldn't say i like him, not in that way at least"

"and your tweet?"

"he was cute"

"sure"

"it's true! beside i think he hates me, kinda? i know that bickering is our thing and i really enjoy it cause it's fun but sometimes i feel like there's some truth to what he says"

"i don't think so, you should see his smile when he turns around after talking to you"

"nah, he hates me"

"whatever, i know i can't change your mind when you overthink, even if you are wrong" the boy said "and kai?"

"i don't actually like him, he is just a pretty person i would like to know" she explained " it's kind of a bit to myself and myself only"

"i knew it! he isn't really your type"

"who is my type then?" the girl asked, wanting to know how much her best friend knew her

"ni-ki"

in y/n's mind a big yellow sign with an exclamation point showed up.

"shut up, i'm going to sleep" she said

"good night my little chai tea sugar cookie with red sprinkles on top" beomgyu said

"taylor'a cookies?"

"exactly, we will make them tomorrow"

"good night to you too my little chai tea sugar cookie with red sprinkles on top"

soobin, having heard the last bits of their convo whispered "they are so weird"

and yeonjun to that reponded "you are just jealous that you are no one's little chai sugar cookie with sprinkles on top"

"sure"

"but you are my little french toast with maple syrup and a cappuccino in the side" the oldest said, giving a squeeze to the younger's cheek

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A sort of follow up post to the archive of the different builds of my fangame REVENGE

Might as well explain them here as they’ll never see the light of day

REVENGE

REVENGE was my main fangame that i worked on,started off as a really bad fangame until i learned how rpgmaker 2003 works

Keep in mind i wrote the plot for this when i was around 14,so it fucking sucks

It would have been about a alternate universe of OFFs,from small to big changes

Everything would have been different

Hugo being a survivor in a post apocaliptic world,griefing for his parents he decided to make himself some “new” parents

The queen was made from metal scraps and dirt so she can survive any danger,but due to this she had a rough skin resultin in hugo not being able to hug her or have any sort of motherly love

So he tryed to find a soft but sturdy material for his father,resulting in finding a baseball mannequin however hugo was already weakened,so the batter came off simpler

Simpler perspective on the world,simpler way of talking.etc

The guardians where find by the batter insted of hugo in this timeline

Dedan was a starving scanvenger who the batter found and invited him to his house

feeding him and giveing him shelter

Japhet was a hurt bird that the batter found,brining it inside so he can recover

Batter found enoch at the bottom of a hole

Japhet helpt him get out of it

Batter was friends with the guardians and hugo

On hugos bday everything fell apart as dedan had a fight with the guardians and the batter,dedan was already mad since he fought with the queen over hugos safety

After the party,the queen comes in late and she and batter fight,resulting in the batter going on a walk to clear his mind

But then specters attacked him

He rushed back home only to get told by hugo who already saw the specters what they are

The specters are dead souls that cant move on,some keep some of thier traits when they used to be alive,some are more primitive than others

Batter decides to leave hugo and the queen,trying to find a way to stop the specter attacks

Cue to the end of OFF

Batter is ready to flip the switch but judge claws his eyes out,batter finishes him off and now blind struggles to find the switch and turn it off

The switch in this timeline grants a persons deepest desire once,then can’t be fiped again unless you have all the grand elements

Anyway,after batter fliped the switch all the world corruption left

The now revied hugo and the elsens rebuild the zones

The batter in limbo gets judges for his sins by chaus(courtroom judge),chaus gives him a second chance however pablo doesn’t like that and has a argument with chaus about it

Chaus stil wont change his mind

Pablo storms off

After a tuto,the batter has a change of tunic into a grey one and is now on a quest to refine the zones

However in zone 0,the judge attacks the batter

Sending him into a coma

Resulting in the batter haveing a nightmare in wich he meets bad batter,bad batter would have been the secondary antagonist appearing in all the zones,taunting and challaneing the batters morals and viewpoints

The batter wakes up in zone -1

The minus zones being made from the crumbles of the og zones

zach catches him up to speed on what happend

The judge overthrowed the queen,becomeing King pablo

And now is reshapeing the zones to his wish

The batters quest now being to refine the zones to thier original form and take down pablo

Meanwhile there was supposed to bea secondary scenario

Frappeur,batters brother created by hugo going on a quest to find the batter

Frappeur is a sugar addict so there would be this trippy segments in the zones in wich he hallucinates

LOOP

would have been a constant loop of the room,each time getting more and more nonsenical and distorted until the batter “escaped”

FACADE

Being about “what if the batter didn’t flip the switch” haveing him deal with the fact he killed everyones going to trough distorted versions of the zones

SLEEP

a game about sugar!

It was about sugar dream,in wich she explores mixed match versions of the zones

Pavelo(a frankestien version of pablo and valerie joining her) the zones now would also be candy themed,like zone one barns has them harvest candy based minearls from the cows

Sugar would meet bad batter in th zones

However he wpuld become more and more human,showing that she slowly. Stoped fearing him

[shippingfangirl013]

Completely off topic but…

I want a Byler College AU where Will is a hunt seat horse boy/baseball player and Mike is taking a Western Wellness riding class because “screw it, I need a quarter credit to graduate”.

Mike is the playing his guitar/being a musician, and doing physics homework at 2 am because he couldn’t sleep kind of person. He’s the “I’m going to play my guitar because it’s 4 am and I have insomnia”, up at 8 am barely 15 minutes before he needs to rush out the door for a 9 am class, doesn’t grab breakfast, his friends always ask if he’s eaten, and is somehow running off of monster energy drinks and has yet to have a caffeine & sugar crash, probably studied for hours for the exam and didn’t need to because he’s always miraculously getting good grades person. The “I’ll just add an English major on because I’ve already taken 3 classes of literature already” and “always hiding out in the theatre department” person.

Will is the up at 4 am because I have to workout, get to the barn by 6 am, grab a granola bar and a coffee for breakfast, go ride my danger bicycle with a brain over some 4-5 ft jumps, then go to class, maybe squeeze lunch in, go to baseball practice by 4 pm, grab dinner, then go back to the barn at 7:30 pm to ride some more. Then he has a meeting once a week at 9 pm for his fraternity, and then, maybe he stays up until 11 pm doing history homework, portfolio work, and painting in the art dept. building before leaving and going to bed at 11:30 pm person. He’s the “I’m going to the barn. Be back in an hour” *takes 4 hours instead of 1 hour* person, he meticulously cares for his horse and refuses to have anything less than the best for the one animal he’s loved more than any other person, since he was 12. He’s the “Look! I found a barn cat!” *proceeds to stay cuddling with the barn cat for an hour* person. And he’s always willing to help out anyone he knows is new at the barn.

Mike is tacking up for a lesson and isn’t quite getting it. Will is in the other wash rack with his 17-18 hand bay gelding (bc he’d be a bay kind of person), and he stops to help.

Will: “Do you need help saddling?”

Mike: “Oh, yeah. Well, kind of.” *awkwardly fiddling with saddle pad & saddle*

Will: “Here,” *grooms horse, tacks Mike’s horse up & bridles it* “Monica’s a good horse, she’ll take care of you. I’m a bit surprised she’s being used for a beginner lesson, it’s a little daunting to ride 16 hands at first,”

Mike: *stammering in his confusion bc he finds Will attractive* “Why would I be riding 16 hands?”

Will: “oh, no. I uh, I meant Monica,” *rubs horse’s neck* “she’s 16 hands tall. It’s how we measure the height of a horse.”

*ducks his head sheepishly* “Sorry, I sometimes forget not everyone has been around these guys for half their life,”

———

El is a western riding queen and she and her brother constantly get into bickering arguments after practice.

Chrissy is a hunt seat rider that dragged Will into it after learning he had been taking lessons prior to college.

Mike is asked to join the Western team, so now every other weekend, he has to go to shows and watch as his crush - with very nice riding form- absolutely kills it in the arena.

Max is a supportive best friend and just likes to show up to see El absolutely killing it.

Lucas is on the baseball team with Will, and constantly jokes that Will just picked the two sports that make him look good in tight fitting pants.

Mike defending Will’s decision to play baseball and ride horses because his boyfriend looks fantastic in his baseball uniform and in his breeches.

I’m well aware this is a very niche genre of fanfiction, but I just can’t stop thinking about it. And I’m probably going to write it at some point, because Byler as equestrians… and all of the jokes I could make 👀

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

also YES to ur post about cheating but is it just me or are u tired of the uwu-fication or protection of queen from actual criticism regarding their own personal actions.

like obvs you were doing more general posting but it just reminds me how weird i seen people do literal gymnastics to either downplay something theyve done or completely blame their (ex)partner. i just seen a weird amount of people try and make queen to be so perfect and that they were just hurt by their SOs because they just can't :'((( ITS WILD.

i seen it happen the most with freddie. obvs ppl like bill reid were shitheads but then i see people blame like david minns for him and freddie's relationship to be like that when really if anybody read his book you can realize it was just an unhealthy relationship for both of them and they ended up reconciling and were better off as friends. and with the book you can read that freddie himself could be nasty and would cheat along with extending that to his relationship with joe. but its weird to see posts that doesnt mention david but very much imply its him but the poster will be like "oh blah blah blah it was just an old nasty boyfriend" and its like yall cover your ears and wanna hear what you want to hear. surprise! ur fav can be problematic and its ok to realize that.

I'm going to agree and disagree with you because David was an actual abuser who admitted to getting violent with Freddie first. Choosing to throw the first blow forever changes that relationship dynamic, the victim never sees the other person the same way or feels totally comfortable around them again, and I really, really dislike the idea that Freddie fighting back against an abuser was "mutually toxic" or whatever people say. We have a note from Freddie to David like, "I'm sorry for being a meanie, please don't punch me in your sleep! I love you!' So yeah, I'm not very sympathetic to David Minns or the idea that it was an equal dynamic. Minns was abusive, and I think the only reasons why people don't see him on par with Bill is a) Freddie decided to make up with David but not Bill and b) Minns seemed to keep things within the home, whereas Bill trashed a hotel room and made some of his behavior public and c) people in society are very open to believing an abuser's depiction of their partner and their version of events. (And Freddie trying to date David and Joe at the same time without their permission was fucked up, I'm just saying that David had already inflicted abusive behavior by that point.)

But more broadly, yes, Freddie did cheat on basically everyone he was with and only stopped when Jim put his foot down and gave him an ultimatum. Jim said he believed that Freddie cheated on him out of insecurity, but that didn't make it right, because Jim hadn't done anything wrong to him. People can talk about Freddie's past experiences and traumas leading to him having a hard time being in a normal relationship, but that doesn't mean he was right to hurt someone like Jim, either. Freddie was fucked up in a lot of ways! But not in a way that made him irredeemable, and he had a lot of good qualities, and came to change some of his bad ones.

I get people not wanting to dwell on the uglier aspects of their faves, but it's annoying when discourse is driven by a sugar-coated view of them, too.

[themaethpost]

Now Presenting: Isabella Zieragh, the element wielder.

Introduction.

Full name: Isabella Enya Zieragh.

Pronouns: She/Her.

Birthday: February 14th.

Sexual orientation: Bisexual.

Familiar: Wylie, the pink leopard gecko.

Personality.

Birth chart (big three): Aquarius sun, Piscis moon, Cancer rising.

MBTI: INFJ-A.

Patron Arcana: The Fool.

Upright: Blank slate, beginning, innocence.

Reversed: reckless, negligence, unaware of consequences.

Minor Arcana: Queen of Swords.

Upright: sharp-witted woman, complex, independent, clever.

Reversed: cruel, single-minded focus, cold-hearted.

Likes: Sewing, reading romantic novels, playing her instruments, the smell of vanilla, colourful paintings, soft fabrics, embellished daggers, astrology and astronomy, herbology, having time for herself, pigments for her face, curling her hair, belly and hand kisses, getting her hands all muddy when she’s working in her garden, petting every single animal she encounters, absent-mindedly singing and dancing around the place while she’s occupied doing something else, camping so she can sleep under the stars, people who respond to her harmless sarcasm with the same level of wittiness, feeling how her eyes go from brown to bright pink when she sees someone she loves, walking through the forest to town and then come back, when her husband calls her butterfly.

Dislikes: Cutting her hair, waking up before 9 am, people who try to explain things to her that she already knows, when someone points out her back scar with disgust, dishonesty, being told what to do in a rude way, people who take things from nature without asking for permission first, humid weather because it makes her scoliosis’ surgery feel awkward and hurt a bit, people staring for a moment too long at her loves (oh no, she’s jealous!), being told to stop acting weird in public because it’s embarrassing, when someone underestimates magic, people who judge someone else’s appearence.

Abilities: Her love for music is reflected in how passionate she is when she's playing the harp, strings instruments are her thing so she can play the lute too. She's fairly good herbalist, a skilled seamstress and costume design, an astronomy and astrology enthusiast that really wants to learn, even if it gets difficult at times. She speaks two languages fluently (maethel and embrish) but she’s interested in learning other languages too like kyoh, orasan and girovrés.

Favourite food: Smoked salmon.

Favourite drink: Pineapple juice.

Favourite flower: Syringa Vulgaris, also known as Lilac and baby’s breath.

Magic: Her magic is guided and heavily influenced by four of the five elements: Earth, Fire, Air and Water. She can master them equally except for her lack of control over the Spirit element’s disciplines.

Appearance.

Height: 5'3 or 163 cm.

Weight: 132 lbs or 60 kgs.

Hair: Long, and I mean long, brown hair that falls straight down her back only to end in soft curls that tickle her waist. She started to grow it when Frederick, her father, stopped being in the family picture; he used to make her cut it shoulder length. By the time she was seventeen, her hair was reaching below her hips but she decided to keep it to her waist. Isabella is very fond of putting dried flowers in her hair as well as flower crows in celebrations like Ostara or Beltane.

Eyes: Her eyes are just a little lighter than the rest of her family, making them look like pools of brown sugar that mix really well with the pink of her eyes that only appears when she’s looking at the one person she loves the most. This phenomenon only occurs when she’s looking at a romantic partner, she believes this is a gift that she received from nature because she was born on a special date because it helps them to understand her feelings when she can’t express them properly given that the shade of pink changes according to her mood. Also, the look on those eyes reflect mischief at all times.

General description: She always had a slender figure and she stills does, except for the upper part of her legs; her thighs and hips really widened when she turned sixteen, meaning that she has stretch marks all over that specific place. Her fingers, which she adorns with multiple rings, are long as well as her neck. Her favourite body part on herself are her lips, very plump and pink-ish, except from when they’ve been kissed for a long time, which makes them turn a subtle shade of red.

Fashion sense: If you open up her (very stocked) wardrobe you would find an infinity of different fabrics, textures and deep colours. She likes to think that she’s got a very ethereal vibe going on so she dresses accordingly, that’s why she would describe her fashion sense as “whimsigothic”. Multiple accessories are a must and she’s a very big fan of scarfs and bandanas on her hair. She hates tight trousers and bras are against the Isabella Law but its not like she needs them anyways.

A brief look into her life.

Occupation: Once she returns to Maeth to be where her heart and magic belongs, she starts working in the same boutique where she was taught how to design, sketch and sew garments. She works alongside her mentor: Mrs. Peghleri for quite some time but once she decides to retire, Isabella is the one who inherits the place, rapidly making her way into the maethisse theatre scene becoming the costume designer for Maeth’s Royal Opera and working for a variety of theatres around the world. She turns down the offer of becoming the new High Priestess of her coven but still attends to their meetings and is an active member.

Love Interest.

Kumagai Shuhei. 💘

Family and friends.

Atlas Zieragh, sibling.

Thomas Zieragh, brother.

Galiere Zieragh, mother.

Anelisse Zieragh, aunt.

Federico Bianchi, father.

Fawn Dubhach, ex-girlfriend.

Draigh Tolmach, close friend.

Salice Gianna Halloway, sister-in-law and best friend.

Emilio Taylor, close childhood friend.

Anshelinah Circe, best friend.

Nazir Circe, childhood crush.

Miscellaneous facts.

She's always looking for something exciting, something that makes her happy and content.

Social battery runs out way too fast and need her own time and space to come back to society calm and collected.

Uses her love and connection to her hobbies as a way of coping with what’s stressing her at the moment. She will lock herself in the room dedicated to her craft and spend a few long hours there until she feels more relaxed.

It would be a lie to say that she knows how to manage her anger so don’t try to calm her down by touching her because it’ll get her even more mad, she needs some time to calm down. Luckily, she’s not prideful and will apologize once she understands her reaction to the situation wasn’t ideal.

Values bravery, honesty and staying true to yourself above all other traits.

Loves to be included in other people’s interest so she can learn more about them and bond in a more intimate way.

Her love languages are Physical Touch, Words of Affirmation and Quality Time.

She likes to sing and has a pretty decent voice, nothing too special but she’s okay.

[3wisellamas]

Deltarune Halloween Prompts Day 23: Humans (Under the Bed)

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Ralsei would have loved to watch the sunset, if only there was a sun to set over his kingdom. Day turned into evening rather uneventfully, as it normally does in the Dark World, with the Darkners of Castle Town hunkering down for a good night's sleep, and the prince was no exception. Relieved to finally take off his ridiculous Halloween costume and being sure to brush his teeth after all that candy, he slipped into his comfortable green pajamas and did one last walkthrough of the castle by candlelight, making sure everyone else was well before finally retiring to his own dusty chamber.

He always meant to clean it, but just never found the time to do so -- but then, Ralsei didn't like spending much time in his bedroom anyway, outside of sleeping. The few keepsakes on his shelves hadn't been touched in years, and aside from his usual robe and scarf on the rack in the corner he didn't have a lot of clothes to organize.

There was only a small plant on the windowsill above his bed, a golden flower that Ralsei poured a little water into from the glass in his hand, before sipping from it himself and slipping under the green comforter.

He wasn't yet used to having others in the castle with him, so it took him a few seconds to fall asleep. The normally silent, peaceful halls now echoed with quiet, but still distinct, signs of life -- a low, steady beeping from Queen's chamber down the hall as she plugged in to recharge for the night, loud snores and splat noises coming from Lancer's room downstairs, the little jack already sleeping off his sugar crash. And from under Ralsei's bed, a soft, but incessant, scratching, as if something were clawing at the mattress from below.

Wait...under Ralsei's bed? He jumped up, shivering as he listened closer and looked around the dark room. He'd sworn he came in by himself, and hesitated to investigate, the thoughts of what could be under there racing through his mind. Had some animal gotten in? Perhaps a Rabbick, since they seemed to like hanging out in dusty places, or a Maus, searching for digital cheese in a non-digital castle, or even a Tasque, somehow managing to fit its bulky frame under there? Or...perhaps something else, from the desolate cliffs just outside of town?

The scratching started again, but even with numerous harmless explanations Ralsei still refused to budge. What was he even worried about? All he had to do was politely ask the other Darkner to leave!

"Excuse me, um..." Ralsei's voice shook at first, and he struggled to speak clearly to whatever shared his bedroom that night. "I'd like to get some rest now, so I must ask you to leave. Good night!"

The thing didn't move from under the bed, the scratching actually intensifying from Ralsei's words, and so did his shivering. "If I h-have to ask again, you'll be in big t-trouble!"

Finally, the scratching stopped, an eerie silence taking its place. Ralsei didn't see anything emerge from under the bed, so was it still there? He wasn't quite sure if he was comfortable with something else spending the night in his room with him, scratching or no, but if it wouldn't leave on its own, he might need to give it another gentle push.

Slowly, he stepped down from the bed, half-expecting something to reach out from under the bed and grab at his paws, but other than the freezing tiles he was unharmed. Gulping, he pushed up the covers to get a clear view, knelt down, and saw...

"Kris?!"

The human was waiting there for him with a sick smile on their face, and burst out into laughter upon being discovered.

A deep blush filling his face, visible even through his fur, Ralsei sputtered, trying to recover his wits. "I...I wasn't aware you were sleeping over tonight..." Pulling Kris out by the hand and letting them brush the dust off their armor, he tried his best to give a friendly, if strained, smile. "But, if you would like to have a...sleepover, could you please use your own room? I can give you a few extra pillows to place under your bed, if you'd like."

Kris declined, still snickering as they finally left the dark prince to get some sleep, and made their way through the lonely castle halls. First Asriel, then Noelle, and now Ralsei...they wondered if perhaps Susie could actually be scared next.