#striker adopts octavia

[g-on-ef]

Some more Striker adopts Octavia Headcanons cause I've been rereading my old posts and got inspired

The first night with Striker Octavia can't sleep she's not use to a quiet house normally there would be screaming or her mother shouting how useless her father is instead it's quiet and Octavia finds the quiet scary

Striker notices she's not sleeping so he does what his mother use to do sing to him

He's heard a song that a sinner he met and loved it

Octavia loves it and slowly falls asleep

Striker teaches Octavia how to hunt and it doesn't go well at first

She doesn't want to kill any animals and wants to let them go

At first Striker does it than he explains to her why they hunt and why they need to eat

Striker shows her how to make traps and forege berries

He teaches her how to play the guitar at first it wad a struggle but she got the hang of it

Octavia learns to sing and play the guitar

Her favorite times are when she and Striker are playing together

Also when he plays music on the radio for them to dance to

She loves how she can step on his toes and the two dance around giggling and laughing

Her favorite is when they go camping and Striker shows her the stars

As a Goeisha she knew about the stars but she loves how he tells her stories and legends that he made up or was told by his mother

Striker teaches Octavia how to cook {listen I'm headcanoning that Striker is half mexican and no one is taking that away} tacos, mole, carnitas the works

Octavia loves when he cooks and loves it more when he makes tres Leche cake which is always on her birthday

Octavia makes flower crowns for Striker and the cowboy loves them

He doesn't date many people freak out when they see his daughter and he settled for sleeping around then bring anyone who doesn't care for his baby bird

Octavia is home schooled

Striker is a good teacher and while he's not book smart he's smart in other areas that helped Octavia in the long run

She's more open to Striker and is always going to him when she needs it

Her and Vortex are good friends

They met when Striker was higher to protect Verosika

Striker was worried they'd end up dating

Turns out they see each other more as brother and sister and he's okay with that

Octavia loves dia de Los Muertos especially since it's the one day of the year where demons and spirits can cross over

Not to mention she loves the flowers the human realm has

Octavia learning spanish

Striker meeting IMP

Blitz and Striker flirting

Loona and Octavia being weirded out

Octavia supporting her dad and Blitz when she finds out they are dating

Loona and Octavia hanging out together and building a bond

Octavia gaining a sister and father

Que Stolas finding his missing daughter and wanting her back

Lilith hearing this and refuses to let Stolas hurt her son and granddaughter

Lilith letting all of Hell know Striker and her family are under her protection

Striker finding out and getting angry

Not at Lilith but at Goieta thinking he can come for HIS daughter

Octavia being grateful to the queen

Lilith and Charlie meeting IMP along with Octavia

Striker trying to get along wit his mother and half sister

Octavia having a normal childhood before Stolas comes and ruins it

And that's it for now let me know what you guys think ^^

[tocomplainfriend]

WHERE ARE THE WOMEN!?

I came back to or HB and I got run over with the lack of Female character content. Specially in the queer area!

We got Millie, who gets the lowest attention. See doesn't have and actual episode about her as a person. Unhappy Campers it's not an actual episode about her- it's mainly Moxxie and her dealing with it. We don't get any flashbacks in comparison to Blitz, Moxxie, and Loona. Even when Chaz it's her ex, we only get the Moxxie's part of the story. We get an episode with full focus on Bllitz, Stolas and Moxxie perspective of things in an episode, but we never follow Millie alone her self.

What we got about Millie: Good at killing (Melee weapons), supportive, Country girl, anger? Moxxie's Wife

Unhappy campers tries to give her attention but not actually doing it. She gets everyone to love her and show she can do an endless amount of tricks. But the episode concentrates in Moxxie getting insecure again. The fact they barely want to write her shows in just giving her long fighting scenes instead.

What does she do? Like, does she have her group of friends outside of her job or no? How does that make her feel? Being in your mid 20's and not really having many friends, it's quite a thing to explore. Or does she have actual friends outside of Blitz, and her husband.

How does she feel about Blitz stalking them? Cause in the pilot she just laughs it off a lot! Why? She didn't say anything about Blitz coming to Ozzies to see them. Does she actually dislike Loona or the fact she is a hellhound? Does she feel like a normal Joe underlooked, cause maybe her family with multiple kids didn't give her top attention and recognition? Probably not because they didn't write that- I imagined that, just know. Apparently she just had a 'boring' good family and that's why we don't see anything of that.

I just fill in the spaces where the is nothing to say regarding Millie with Headcanons, basically...

Loona gets written kind of back and forward. She was so nice by the end of season 1- to then beat the shit off Blitz in season 2, episode 2. And She was given the reason of "blitz did something that hurt her" when she was in the wrong for being awful to the customers in the first place and try to guilt-trip her dad. In that same episode, we get Loona's backstory for getting adopted, but from Blitz Perspective. I loved how she was with Octavia. But she backtracks into being mean to everyone. Hopefully she gets to interact with her by the end of the season!

Verosika... Where is my girl? Haven't seen her! She gets to have genuine frustrations towards Blitz, I'm happy for that. I hope they don't write her into had being the bad one for blitz to look better.

Stella, she gets written as the worst to elevate Stolas as the least bad person to justify him and Stolitz. Her view of also getting forced to marry someone as a child is never given, she gets the least out of it to- she doesn't get any book or power- she sticks to her family. I think writing her as "stupid" and also the "I love tormenting you" is so shallow. Her power as an antagonist gets killed in order to put her brother as the main danger instead.

One thing in writting I don't think it's intentional is her treatment of Striker. It does call my attention that Stolas call Blitz an Imp, and imp based names- same with disregarding Millie and Moxxie- Meanwhile Stella treats her assistant like shit and says shit if "plebeian blabla" but when she gets in the Phone with Striker to cancel the killing. She is polite and calls him darling. Which is different!

I love that Octavia gets attention, but I know she is written to also elevate Stolas as a character. -And the writting fill force her into forgiving him. Also... her relationship with her Mom? Someone? Can we explore what she thinks of imps or hellhounds compared to her parents?

Sallie May? 2 Lines in 1 episode.

Barbie? Her story dealing with her mom dying got pushed in the BG due to her deleted content. uh... get drugs from being sexual as a +30 woman to a 19 yr human. Doesn't want to deal with Blitz cool! Fizz gets more backstory with Blitz than with her...

Glitz and Glam. They show up and act like assholes to Fizz (to make him seem more vunerable and dealing with a lot). For some reason, the concept of Mammon being abusive to Fizz only matter if it towards him. Because he just let Glitz and Glam take his place, even if they were being bitches to him- that doesn't make them have to endure Mammon's treatment too. They are also over villainized as if Blitz or wasn't an ass to everyone too.

Bee is there probably for one episode due to wall Kesha and shit. She is a contradiction on her self "gluttony - over indulgance" to then "Loona your dad is drinking to much and it worries me" ??? She is there to be a party girl and tell Loona what to do.

Overall she also only get Queer content out of the male characters. There is not a single WLW thing going on anywhere here. Meanwhile most the teasing of ships and jokes is MLM (blitzXmoxxie,blitzXstriker, blitzXstolas, blitzXchaz, blitzXfizz, moxxieXstriker, moxxieXchaz, fizzXasmodeous)

The only possible WLW joke is Bee and Loona. That's it!

For a show that gets to praised for representation of the trans woman character, It's less of a secondary character just yet. And no non-binary character anywhere.

(DO NOT SAY oh but in the BG, NO I'm TALKING ACTUAL CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW-not the bg succubus or the art team putting random stuff around!)

[imp-imp-im-a-simp]

A few headcanons/theories.

1.Blitz's parents weren't married. Buckzo don't look like a guy who would ''waste'' money on wedding.

2.Stolas kept Octavia away from parties and children of other royals, because he was afraid she might get hurt or corrupted.

3.Striker, when younger, was enslaved and abused by a royal. Satan maybe.

4.Loona, before being adopted by Blitzo, was forced into dog fights.

5.Andrealphus assassinated his and Stella's parents.

6.Our Stolas is not the first Stoas. This demon was know since ancient times and our Stolas, even if time passes differently in hell and on earth, is definitely not a few thousands years old.

When original Stolas somehow passed away, Paimon got assigned to conceive Stolas' incarnation.

7.Andrealphus' plan B is to marrying Octavia.

He's highly concerned about status, and seems like someone who would do really a lot to get higher in hierarchy.

Yet now he tries to take as much as he can from his sister divorce, but in case Stolas' got deceased, Stella is left with nothing, and Octavia took duties after her father, the shortest way for Andrealphus to became a prince himself, would be to marry Via.

Royal families are also known for marriages like that, so I doubt blood would be a big concern for him.

[gartenofbanny]

Alright, if I'm being honest Queen Bee releasing this year was a pretty unintentional yet great choice to make considering that if Queen Bee released as intended before Seeing Stars then I'm pretty sure more people will hate how Loona acts in Seeing Stars. But regardless, Seeing Stars did mess up Loona and I'm going to list how they did it.

Aggressive and Big Mean for no reason

While Loona isn't the nicest character in Helluva Boss sometimes being cold and rude at most, she was never aggressive and a meanie head without reason. She's fully capable of treating other demons with niceness as shown in Queen Bee when she's shown interacting and having a nice time with other Hellhounds.

Knowing chronologically that Queen Bee comes before Seeing Stars it just doesn't make sense that Loona is this aggressive to other demons especially her father, but is coincidentally nice to Octavia because she needs it or something.

Her dad was literally crying his eyes out while telling her that he wouldn't abandon her and her first instinct is to kick him in the balls. Then when Blitzo tries to give Loona a hug she just hits him with the Grimoire. This aggressive and asshole-ish personality just comes out of nowhere and I'm pretty sure that it was just done for comedic purposes. Another issue that I'll talk about in a future blog.

The Speech

This is definitely the most frustrating part about Seeing Stars as a whole because the speech that Loona gave to Octavia is good and I WISH that we got a Loona and Octavia centered episode. However there are two things that ruins the Speech for me that being Loona is basically lying about Stolas trying and even looking for Octavia and Loona referring to Blitzo when she says Dads fuck up all the time.

I'm going to talk about Loona lying about Stolas in another future post, but for now I want to focus on Loona stating that her father fucks up all the time. This leads me to wonder what the hell did Blitzo fuck up at? Throughout the entire series Blitzo is undoubtedly the best parent. He gave his adoptive adult daughter a roof over her head, a job, and showers her with affection literally every scene they're on screen with each other. Is he overprotective? Yes, but when Loona tells him to stop he stops as evident in Spring Broken.

As far as we know, Blitzo didn't fuck up at anything, Loona is just being a dick. And speaking of Blitzo

Her treatment of Blitzo

It's no surprise that Loona treats Blitzo like a piece of shit in Seeing Stars despite calling him "Dad" twice in Queen Bee. She physically abuses him, manipulates him, and insults his manhood in the literal first three minutes of the episode just because he wants her to be nicer to clients. Then again we've never seen her interact with clients so that entire subplot wasn't even necessary.

Loona purposefully allows Octavia to use the Grimoire to access Earth even though she's literally risking her father's business. And Blitzo doesn't even blame Loona once Stolas confronts them about it.

Once Blitzo tasked Loona with finding Octavia her first reaction is to flip him off for no reason. Hell, Loona didn't even find Octavia until she was coincidentally at the same store Octavia was a couple minutes earlier.

The damn speech

She kicks Blitzo in the nuts once he tries to hug her and rejects his second hug by hitting him with the Grimoire.

There's definitely no reason for Loona to be acting like this unless if it was for comedic effect and seeing how certain scenes in Seeing Stars are framed, I'm confident that it was for comedic effect.

Conclusion

Overall, I'd identify Loona in Seeing Stars as her own character instead of as Loona overall. Helluva Boss has a tendency of changing up the traits of characters so the audience can have a good laugh, Striker is the best example of this however this never works. Because at the end of the day someone will notice a character acting different, but I will say that if this is how Loona will be from here on out then I'm not looking forward to her development if she even gets any. Anyway, thank you all for reading and I hope you all have a nice day! ❤️

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Striker wins AU. "Shame you'll never see your kid again.... Because she my kid now." Show Stolas a picture of himself with Octavia holding adoption papers..

Ha ha.

[worldsbiggestnerd101]

Heya!!

Idk why I was thinking abt this but I was, so figured I’d share it with ya!!

Basically it’s uh an idea if you wanted to have Helluva boss be apart of your Hazbin High School AU?

Basically the idea is that IMP is like, something high school students (sinners) basically pay IMP (which would probably be college students) for like.. ig answers and shit? Stolas would probably like be a tutor guy on like a special student board (Are Goetia) and the Deadly Sin would probably be like… Professors or Senior Students (probably seniors bc like… Clown Cock would be like Teacher/student the other way and uh 😰😰)

Loona could still be Blitzø’s Daughter maybe, maybe he adopted her fresh out of high school?

That or like.. Someone he helped when she was in high school and now she (obligingly) hangs w him in college? And they’re like roommates now?

Octavia could possibly be either the result of teen pregnancy or like.. A little sister or smth to Stolas then?

and uh.. Verosika is still a Popstar Blitz dated, but she’s graduated now?

The cherubs would probably just be instead, like tutors which is like the opposite of IMP who gets cheat sheets n shit?

Uh and Strikers probably just like.. uh similar to IMP but like.. Collects blackmail too?? Idk I’m trying to figure this shit out.

Wait or maybe uh imp gets blackmail and Striker also does Cheat sheet kinda shit, and then the cherubs like.. will spread good (made up) shit abt high schools??

But uh yeah. This is just an idea tho and you don’t have to do it :)

honestly hell, I might wanna write this myself if u don’t :)

oh my fucking god JAY. ily. holy shit. this is peakkkkk!!! i wasn’t sure if i wanted to make HB a thing bc like i didn’t know how i’d do it but i’m loving all of this omfg

i am currently maybe just trying to step back from my au a bit (after about a month of just not getting anything done only to try and return to it and ending up frustrated) but this is getting me inspired!!! honestly if you wrote it that’d be peak bc like. idk the idea of you writing a fic that goes along with my au is just so fhskdjksdk (/pos) to me

i am so so so keeping this for future reference bc i may decide to include this in the hs au!!

[hazbin-a-helluvamagines]

Alastor 📻

Puppy Hybrid S/O

S/O Goes To Someone Else For Comfort

Andrealphus

Nothing yet!

Angel Dust 💋

Puppy Hybrid Boyfriend

Boyfriend Goes To Someone Else For Comfort

Asmodeus 🐓

Shy, Human Male S/O With Metahuman Abilities

Barbie Wire ⛓️

Nothing yet!

Beelzebub 🍯

Shy, Human Male S/O With Metahuman Abilities

Cuffing Male Reader To The Bed (One-Shot)

Blitzø 🐴

S/O That Loves Rollercoasters And Theme Parks

S/O Who Tries To "Tank" Through Everything

Chubby S/O

Carmilla Carmine 🩰

Adopted Son With Androphobia And Depression

Charlie Morningstar 🌈

SFW & NSFW Dating HCs With Male S/O

Boyfriend With Androphobia And Depression

Charlie "Demon-Domming" (One-Shot)

Cuddling Headcanons

Cherri Bomb 🍒

Nothing yet!

Crimson 🩸

Nothing yet!

Emily 💐

Boyfriend With Androphobia And Depression

Cuddling Headcanons

Fizzarolli 🤡

Shy, Human Male S/O With Metahuman Abilities

Chubby S/O

Little Sister Reader

Husk 🍾

S/O Goes To Someone Else For Comfort

Loona 🌙

Shy, Human Male S/O With Metahuman Abilities

Childhood Friend S/O

Nerdy Male S/O

Male S/O Who's A Little Shorter Than Blitzø

With A Ditzy Bimbo Girlfriend

SFW & NSFW HCs With Shy Male S/O

Lucifer Morningstar 👑

Platonic Yandere Lucifer x Adoptive Child

Martha 🍖

Nothing yet!

Millie 🗡

Chubby S/O

SFW & NSFW HCs With Shy Male S/O

Moxxie 🎱

Being Best Friends With Moxxie

Mrs. Mayberry 🌺

Nothing yet!

Niffty 🧹

Nothing yet!

Octavia 🪺

Childhood Friend S/O

Nerdy Male S/O

With A Ditzy Bimbo Girlfriend

Paimon 🪶

Nothing yet!

Rosie 🥀

Adopted Son With Androphobia And Depression

Sallie May 🧨

Nothing yet!

Sera ☀️

Adopted Son With Androphobia And Depression

Sir Pentious 🐍

Nothing yet!

Stella 🪽

Nothing yet!

Stolas 🦉

Nothing yet!

Striker 🪓

Ex!Striker Finding Out His S/O Now Works For Blitzø

Vaggie 🎀

Nothing yet!

Valentino 🚬

Nothing yet!

Velvette 📱

SFW & NSFW Dating HCs With Male S/O

Male Assistant Who's Injured By Valentino During A Tantrum

Verosika Mayday 🎤

Cute Idol S/O

Cute Idol S/O Part II: Lies In Love

Cute Idol S/O Part III: Mine, Bitch

Little Sister Reader

Childhood Friend S/O

Sweet Tomboy Girlfriend

Puppy Hybrid S/O

Little Sibling In Fizzarolli's Situation

SFW & NSFW Dating HCs With Male S/O

Boyfriend With Androphobia And Depression

With A Model Best Friend

Cuddling Headcanons

Vortex 🐺

Nothing yet!

Vox 🖥

Nothing yet!

[thatstonedwriter]

Stash Jar

*TBN = to be named

Requests

- A Different Kind of Love; Headcanons for Alastor's QPR with an aro/ace reader - in progress - TBN; friendship headcanons for Loona and Husker - Losing Dogs; Loona loses a bet and has to wear a ridiculous costume - TBN; Fizzarolli apologizes to M&M for what happened at Ozzie's - TBN; Blitzø tries to teach Stolas how to defend himself (platonic, some implied romance) - Bi the Way; Loona comes out to Beelzebub (romantic) - TBN; dating Hughie's Supe sibling (feat; Soldier Boy) - Matchup for anon 🌷 - in progress - Matchup for @/babulejka 🌷

- Matchup for @/jchearts 🌷

Event Requests

Nothing yet…

Misc. Drafts / Older Requests

- More to Love; the characters comfort their s/o struggling with body dysphoria (Vash, Wolfwood)- queued - Space Invader; the characters get all close and comfortable with you while you try to work (characters TBA) - Savior; the events of Oops, except Fizz and reader are kidnapped by Crimson and Striker / (IMP reactions, feat; Poly Stolitz x reader) - Wouldn't Change A Thing; their s/o struggles with their body image and an eating disorder / (feat; Fizzarolli, Blitz) - Surprise!; Stolas and I.M.P throw a birthday party for Octavia - Kiss Me (song drabble) / feat; Fizzmodeus x reader - Self Care Night; a night of face-masks, manicures, and snacks with their s/o / (feat; Blitz, Fizzarolli, Asmodeus) - Factory Reset; befriending a sinner who died in the factory fires circa. 1900s, and works with the Hotel / (feat; Alastor) - Watch it; Being protective over their s/o (feat; Blitzø) - Panic! (Without the disco); Aiding their s/o during/after a panic attack (feat: Fizzmodeus)

Wait List

- Welcome Home- M&M adopt a half-imp, half-succubus kid - Fluffy Love; what it's like having a "fluffy" partner (feat; Stolas) - Fizzarolli and Angel Dust; Friendship headcanons

[stellaex-art]

Here's a brand new hellhound OC of mine for Helluva Boss, Bellatrix! I wanted to make a new OC among the redesigns of my current ones, and I thought a cute little hellhound girl sounded perfect! I based her off a corgi and the Southern Belle style, which makes sense since she's from the Wrath Ring too. She's also shipped with Octavia as well, the ship just sounded really cute to me! X3 I gave her the name of one of my trashed OCs for Helluva Boss because I thought it was a pretty-sounding name too! I hope you guys like her, cuz I worked very hard, and I think she looks great! ^^

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Name: Bellatrix

Nicknames: Bella (by Octavia and her mom), Trixie (by Millie), Young Lady (by Stolas), Love (by Octavia), Mutt (by Stella)

Gender: Female

Age: 17 years old

Species: Hellhound (Corgi)

Sexuality: Lesbian

Place of Birth: Wrath Ring, Hell

Current Residence: Wrath Ring, Hell

Personality: Shy, Kind, Caring, Skittish, Optimistic, Curious, Patient, Organized

Likes: Playing violin, Helping her mother, Her mother's kindness, Dancing, Fashion, Visiting and spending time with Octavia, Caring for her horses

Dislikes: Vices, Stella's insults, Stolas' overprotectiveness, Disappointing her mother, Octavia being depressed, Negativity

Family: Delilah (adoptive mother), Five unnamed adoptive siblings

Friends: Millie, Moxxie, Krystal, Millie's parents

Enemies: Stella, Striker

Others: Blitzø (acquainted), Loona (acquainted), Stolas (acquainted), Aradia (acquainted)

Romantic Interests: Octavia (girlfriend)

Status: Active

Abilities and Skillset: Human Disguise, Superhuman Smell, Musical Talent

Voice Headcanon: Felicia Day (Pear Butter on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Theme Song: Bluebird (Miranda Lambert) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[g-on-ef]

@melody-pearl gave me a new idea so get ready for some more Striker adopts Octavia headcanons part 3 ^^

Striker sneaks into Liliths home and steals her spell books.

Okay he didn't sneak in he asked her if he can come to visit her

Lilith missing her son agrees to it and invites him to her house

Striker than asks to borrow some spell books which she happily agrees to thinking he wants to learn how to do spells like her

In all honesty he just wants them so Octavia can study magic and learn more about her powers

Being an imp it's difficult for him to get books from the library or any bookstore so he settles for stealing them

Octavia loves reading whether it's spell books or just plain books she enjoys reading

My own personal head canon Striker is someone who can travel to earth using his own spell {it's a spell his mother taught him and it's the only one he uses the most}

He tends to travel there with Octavia and "buys" her books.

Octavia loves each one and takes really good care of it

Her favorite are fantasy books

Striker makes sure he steals plenty of those

Striker also steals some books that will help her learn more history, science, math, hell he even stole some that revolved around plants.

Striker teaches her what he know and what he doesn't he stays up as late as he could learning it so he can help her as much as he could

When Octavia gets hurt striker takes care of her himself

He knows a lot about medicine and anything involving the body and how to take care of it as well as destroy it

He teaches her how to do stitches, tourniquets, etc.

Octavia is grateful for each lesson

Sometimes striker pretends to get hurt so Octavia can "heal" him.

She's always proud of her job well done and Striker praises her for it.

It makes her happy to hear his praises and it encourages her to learn more

Striker teaches her how to fight

She's a Goeita but she's also associated with him and since not many people know she's a Goeita but know she's his daughter Striker makes sure she knows how to defend herself

He gives her her first gun at the age of 10 for her quinceñera he gives her her first angelic weapon

I head canon Striker made those angelic weapons hence why he has a bunch of them

It's knife and he teaches her how to use it and to be careful with it

He hopes she never uses it but he tells her to keep it with her at all costs

Octavias birthdays are the best

Her dad makes sure that she's having a grand time.

She's more sociable and has some friends

Vortex is her best friend who's always there to help her and listen to her

Long gone were the memories of Stolas and Stella and replaced with happy ones with her dad.

She's not blind to the mistreatment her dad faces.

He tries to shield her from it but she sees it

How people sneer at him, call him names when he's not looking

Hell someone even questioned if he kidnapped her

Technically he did but no one has to know that

She defends him whenever she can

Striker has to intervene and by that kill whoever starts insulting his daughter by calling her degrading names

Striker and Octavia being there for one another whenever they need each other

[silverwolfstuff]

CHAPTER TWO (Stolitz)An Unexpected Twist

18:00 pm

Goetia Mansion

Meanwhile at the Goetia Mansion, Stolas was cooking for his family. With Stella finally out of the way; he didn’t have to care about her or his status, granted he was a Goetia, he wasn’t big on keeping up with his reputation. He was cooking lamb meat as well as a few other things that were in the pan. Octavia, his daughter, walked in and sat at the counter. The prince looked over his shoulder, using magic to keep cooking and not set anything on fire. 

“Is everything alright, my owlette?” he asked, seeing her look of discomfort. The young avian looked at her dad and then at the doorway where Loona walked through, panting. 

“Too many- damn- steps,” she panted, leaning against the doorway of the kitchen. The two avians looked at her, confused. Well, Stolas was confused. He looked at his biological daughter and adopted daughter. 

“Will either of you tell me what is going on, please?” he asked, raising a brow at the two girls. Loon held up a paw, answering a quick text from Millie. 

“You know how Blitz had a mission today?” Via said to her father, glancing up at him with a subtle look to her sister. 

“Yes? What happened?” The two sisters looked at each other. Via sighed, deciding to just get it done and over with. 

“Dad got hurt… Worse than you did with Striker,” she said, watching her dad. Stolas blinked before he opened a portal to the hospital, immediately going to his husband’s room. He gasped softly, going to his bedside. 

“Blitzy,” he whispered and delicately touched his horns. Blitz opened his eyes a little bit and smiled at the owl, hissing in pain. 

“Hey, birdbrain. I’m fine, just a little banged up,” he chuckled softly, leaning into his husband’s touch and smiled softly. Millie and Moxxie ran into the room, panting. Moxie rambled off an apology to his boss and sat down beside his wife and the two sisters. The two lovers basked in one another’s warmth. Blitz moved over and let Stolas sit beside him, curling up into the prince’s arms. Eventually the small family, including M&M, were fast asleep in the small hospital room. 

8:00 am

By dawn when the sun of Hell’s rays bled through the window, Blitz woke up and found himself in a more comfortable bed rather than what he was sleeping in last night. He sat up in bed, rubbing his head with his hands and hissed in pain when he felt his horns. Oh yeah. He forgot that happened. He slowly stood up and used the bedpost to lean against. 

“Fuck,” he mumbled, rubbing his head. He had a headache and he didn’t know why. He looked at his tail… Well, that explained why it was hurting. He couldn’t remember what happened other than they were interfered with during a mission and it hadn’t ended well, at all. He groaned softly, using the wall as he walked to the ensuite connecting to the bedroom, washing his face with a cloth, well, as good as he could with one good hand. He touched his horns. Acid rain. Lovely. He splashed cold water on the burns before getting dressed, sliding his overcoat on and headed downstairs, only then to get embraced into a hug from his husband.  

“Ow, ow. Ribs, babe,” he squawked out to his owl lover. He took a deep breath when he was let go and used the counter as leverage to keep himself up right. Stolas frowned and picked him up bridal style, setting him on the counter, softly preening him and kissed his cheek. 

“Are you alright, darling?” the prince asked gently, stroking his arm softly. Blitz shrugged, leaning into his touch and sighed softly. 

“Yeah. Just banged up. I’m fine,” he promised, looking at his daughters and gave a small smile, rolling his eyes and let the wolf and the young owl to hug him tightly, as well as his husband. He sighed softly, curling into the embrace, laying his head on Stolas’ fluffy chest, wrapping his tail around the owl’s, resting his head against his and leaned up for a small kiss when the teenagers pulled away from their parents. Loona and Via gave each other a look before they left the room, deciding to give the two a moment to themselves. Blitz leaned into Stolas, staring into his red eyes happily and adoringly. Stolas smiled, cupping the imp’s face with a feathered hand. 

“I’m sorry,” Blitz mumbled, closing his eyes and let the owl preen him softly. 

“What ever for, darling?”

“For screwing up.”

“Blitz… Sweetheart, you did nothing wrong,” the owl assured, rubbing his back softly and kissed his forehead gently, holding the imp close to his chest, allowing the smaller demon to feel small and wrap himself around his larger form. Blitz nodded and sighed heavily as he leaned into the owl’s arms and melted into his touch. Stolas held him in his arms, picking him up from the counter and walked back upstairs with him to their bedroom, setting him on the sink’s counter in their shared bathroom. 

“Stols, I have to work…” Blitz mumbled, glancing up at his feathery husband, raising a brow when he noticed that the owl was turning the water taps on, starting a bath. The owl hooted, looking over his shoulder and smiled at his husband, pressing a small kiss to his forehead and stroked his arm gently. The imp knew that there wasn’t any use in trying to argue with the avian prince. He sighed softly and wrapped his tail around his waist, glancing out the window that was in the large ensuite. He looked at his husband adoringly, and reminded himself that things were okay, he was okay. He could trust Stolas, Via… The rest of the ragtag family. He perked up when Via stuck her feathered hand in through the door, peaking into the room. 

“Is everything alright, starfire?” Stolas looked over his shoulder, tone gentle and light as he asked his daughter. 

“Erm…” She stepped into her parents bathroom and shut the door a little, her arms crossed over her chest with a small sigh. 

“Mum’s here… And she wants to talk to you,” she said and looked anywhere except her parents' eyes. The imp and the avian prince looked at one another. The owl placed a charm on the water in the tub to keep it warm before he put on his cloak and walked with his daughter hurriedly to the mansion doors. Blitz followed closely behind his husband and daughters. Loona looked at her dad, worried and concerned written on her face. 

“Blitzy,” Stolas looked at his husband gently, kneeling to kiss him with a small smile. The imp swung his knife in his hands with the same menacing smile. Via looked worried.

“She wants me to go with her for the weekend… Dad, I don’t want to anymore,” she told him honestly and truthfully, sighing softly before opening the door when Stolas told her to. Stella glared at her ex. 

“What the fuck, Stolas? We had an agreement! Octavia would be with me on the weekends and with you and the imp on the weekdays,” she shouted. Stolas held his head high and looked past her shoulder, brows furrowed a little. He must be seeing things. He wasn’t. There was something… Someone in the bushes. Ash, twin brother of Alastor, was keeping an eye on… His brother’s ….prey while he rested since he’d just gotten done with his season. The younger demon glared at Stella, eyes red before disappearing into the void. 

“And Via has her own opinion in this agreement, Stella. If she wishes not to go, she does not have to. I suggest you leave before Blitz-,” he said, glaring at his ex wife. However, he was cut off by Stella screeching. 

“That… Pathetic imp? Really?”

“Hey. You’re talking to a guy who kills people for a living,” the demon piped up, looking at his husband’s ex, spinning his knife faster. 

“You married him?! What did your father think that you married an imp? You and I both know well-.”

“I don’t care! I don’t care about my status or my reputation, Stella! I married Blitz, yes and I did it out of love. The only reason we married was because we were forced to. I don’t give a damn what my father thinks. He’s already as neglectful as it is. I don’t need you harping down on me and making it any worse. It’s bad enough my own mother isn’t here to see any of this… Any of what I have done to be this far in my own life. The only thankful thing about my father that I can think of is when I was younger; we went to Loo Loo Land… And there I met Blitz. From there on out; I knew he was the one and not just with a friendship. So, no Stella. I don’t care what my father thinks,” he said, eyes glowing red as he neared his demon form. Stella was taken back, having not expected that at all. She huffed, lost at words before leaving the mansion. Blitz looked at his husband and came to his side when the avian prince sank to his knees. Via closed the door, kneeling beside her dad before hugging him tightly. Blitz and Loona followed and hugged the owl. Blitz knew that feeling. He knew the pros and cons of having daddy issues. He burrowed his nose into the owl’s feathers, wrapping his tail with Stolas’, hugging him tightly as the owl silently cried into the arms of his loving and supporting family.

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Helluva boss review part 4

Season 2 Episode 4

In Pseudomonarchia Daemonum, or False Monarchy of Demons; and in the Ars Goetia Andrealphus is a nobleman who is also a peacock who is the demon of noise, astrology, and in the human world, geometry. He can also turn people into birds. In the Goetia he rules over 30 legions. Where as Stolas in the book rules over 26 legion.

I’m guessing that base off this information, Stolas’s family married into Stella’s family since there higher class? Nobleman isn’t a higher or lower class level compared to a prince, so it’s possible that Stolas is from a “poorer” family than Stella.

But why is Andrealphus an ice bird?? No clue.

A: “after all you did cheat on the poor thing. Surly you own..”

S: “cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave a shit about me or our arranged marriages.”

Stolas…🧍🧍🧍 dude. You kind of did cheat. Yes the first instance when you were drunk was a one time thing, but after that you still flirted and sleep with Bkitzo. This wasn’t a one night stand, you actively when out of your way to see him.

Again, what is the timeline here? I know after bkitzo told Stella he slept with Stolas, Stolas says he wants a divorce. But when did that happen? How long was progress? Stolas did say he wanted a divorce to be official in an other episode….So like, did he actively cheat on his wife or not??

Oh. Stella did hire Striker to kill Stolas….Girl why the hell would you tell your plans when you were literally a few inches away from Stolas at the dinner table????

Stolas just because you’re bonded in magic rope that limit your abilities……Just turn Striker into stone????

Wrathian. Oh, blitzo also isn’t from wrath either. But that cool that different rings are called different things.

So far for races we have: princes of hell (7 sins), imps, sharks, bird people, and hellhounds. And whatever that fish person and her kid is and that squid nurse.

“Unemployed rabble.” Ok. So I heard that Imps are treated as slower class. But it didn’t feel that way???? Like, imp have jobs, live in houses, cars, insurance, they basically are like regular people. The only people that look down on imp is Stella and Ozzie when they found out that Stolas is dating/cheating/whatever relationship they have with blitzo. So is dating an imp just an issue in the higher classes???

Striker Kill HImm!!!!!!!

Hmmm. So it seems like Stella isn’t really that bad? Sure she’s spoiled and was in a loveless marriage. But when she’s talking to her brother, she’s very ditzy. I’m glad Stella dosnt mind the idea of Octavia owning everything if Stolas dies. But it seems like Andrealphus is the brains of the duo. I guess Stella’s family IS actually the poorer family??? But why would Andrealphus want to have Stolas wealth? Or does he want something else??

Ok. So heelhound need a special shot every year. Blitzo been trying to get loona one for 5 years. If blitzo adopted loona when she was 17, then currently she is 22. And in a different episode moxie says she 5 years older than Loona. Again if what Millie said is true then she would be 27.

“He can get hurt?” I guess blitzo didn’t realize that the higher royal can get hurt? Then again blitzo pushes everyone away, so in his mind he doesn’t realize that people can get hurt.

Scale out of 5. I give this a 2. I love Striker man…

Episode 5

Ok. So rehab is a thing in hell. That’s, actually interesting. I guess just like moxie having a good heart, not all people in hell are bad people. I’m curious who stared this rehab, and why? Why try to help people with their addiction in hell? Why would there be empathy and compassion and sympathy in hell? Was the owner someone who die in earth? Some from hell? Are the rehabs working? Many questions.

Hmmm, you know for a trio. Moxxxie not leading a mission is odd. I just they let blitzo lead? Why is that? If moxxie grew up in a mafia family, wouldn’t he know how to lead?

Did you know the last time the gang had like a proper official assistant job was in Season 1. The Cherub episode. All the other times, they been bodyguards for Stolas, was kidnapped by the government, meet both Moxxie and Millies parents, and had to find Octavia, and rescue Stolas. So it been a while since we had an assassin job.

Mille enjoying the attention, she likes when people like her! It seems like all Millie does is work. Does she have any hobbies? Have any friends? It neat to see this side of her. Also Moxxie wanted everything to go to plan, but he also gets up when people focus more on Millie than him. Is it because he’s worried Millie will leave him? Is it because he not use to people, growing up in a mafia home, with only his dad?

Ah, it seems like the kids don’t like him because Moxxie is trying to hard, where Millie is just having fun.

WE HAVE A DATE THE SHOW IS CURRENTLY IN JULY.

Hmm, Millie wanted to have fun and to feel important. She wants someone to be proud of her. She don’t feel like Moxxie listens to her, only wanted to do his way. It feel like, as the series continues bs the pilot, Millie and Moxxie character change. In the pilot Moxxie was angry and snarky, here in the show he shows lots of self dought, and very kind. In the pilot Millie was cheerful, and energetic, and in the show, she she is more calmer, but must more prone to anger. Her anger also has to be shown more lately, while it use to be something that happen rarely and was a surprise to see. I don’t know if this episode is them trying to build Moxxie and Millie’s characters more, or if it’s them trying not to fall into flanderization?

Wait wait wait???? Why does this random imp have a crystal device to travel to the human world? I thought only Stolas’s book could do that? Did the imp steal it? Can Blitzo just buy a crystal to use for work??

Oh that’s cool that each demon has their own version of a transformation!! Barbie’s is a crystal type thing. But her trying to go back onto drugs isn’t good. But I do wonder why she hid that little mark on her forehead? Is it a tattoo? A birthmark the twins have? Also her human design is so pretty.

Barbie is out of a job now?? What even WAS her job??

Millie being multitalented is cool!!

Ew ew ew ewe ew ew ew ew incest joke. Ew ew ew

Scale out of 5. I give it a 0, it would be night but incest joke…

Episode 6

ALEX WHAT ARE YOU DOJNG HERE (yes I’m making this a running joke)

Seems like this episode is focusing on Ozzie (prince of lust) and Frizz. I really adore their dynamic. I don’t know if there boyfriend, QPR, or something else, but they are great. But it seems like the news is calling Ozzie a hypocrite. I’m guessing since In the first episode is was in, he kicked Moxxie and Millie out for being g romantic and no sexual. But here, with Frizz, he is?

Add snakes and goat to the race list!! Finally. One thing I don’t like about this show, is that it feels very empty. Like the background for nature are beautiful, but any building or streets, it feels empty of people. Isn’t this series a spin off of Hazbin? Isn’t hell supposed to be populated? There should have been so many peole you could barely walk or drive down the street. And when there is people, anyone not being animated, is just frozen still. It’s noticeable.

Oh hey, striker and crimson are back!

“Lust should be about force, it’s an art.” Hmmmm. I guess so? The art thing I mean, not the forcing. Kind of cool that the prince of lust is against force relationship. I wonder if him being the prince of lust is both a metaphorical and literally? I mean we did see him make sex toys, but lust can also synonym. It can be a desire for something, a passion, or an urge.

“I know your demons are the o oh ones who can travel freely, and legally” 👀 👀. Hmmmm so demons, or certain ones can travel, but it has to be legal? Why is that? Is that why Barbie, and that one random imp has a crystal to travel? Why can’t demons go to the human realm illegally? Why would any of the demons fallow that rule?

Yooo Ozzie is the most weakest and non-threatening sin. Hmm that cool, just like what Dante thought. Im not sure but I think either Pride or Greed may be the highest and powerful sin.

“Royal guys don’t care about us”. Again, what is that supposed to mean? Imp are apparently lower class???? But why, how? The only time I seen it being a negative thing is only when it comes to relationships? Do the imp not have certain privileges? How are they treated differently? Also Blitzo thinks that Stolas doesn’t care about him. That he’s only using Blitzo for sex. Is it because Blitzo is still trying to push others away or is it because Blitzo doesn’t want or is scared of this power dynamic?

Striker why are you so pale????? I swear sometimes the light or the colors look so pale or even different shades on these guys..

Stolas why are you acting as Ozzie’s lawyer????? Stolas you’re not the demon of that????

Ok so backstory. Blitzo was going to give Frizz a letter, but he saw that everyone was crowing Frizz. Thinking that frizz don’t care about him anymore, Blitzo accidentally knocks into the guy with the birthday cake. The cake catches the curtains on fire, scaring the horses. The circus goes up in flames, something a fireworks I think, hits Blitzo in the eye, and Blitzo’s and Barbie’s mom died I. The fire. Meanwhile on frizz POV. He thought Blitzo was jealous and started the fire on purpose. Panic happens and Frizz gets hit near an explosion causing him to loses most of his horns and his arms.

The 2 wanted to reconnect but someone told each of the boys that the other didn’t wanted to see him. Maybe it was Mammoth? I think after the fire, Frizz when there? But I’m not sure. Thought this information dos t make scenes when Blitzo worked briefly at LULU Land with the robo frizz….Do all robo frizz share memories?? Did Blitzo just hate the robot frizz automatically?? I’m guess this is why Blitzo keeps push others away and is toxic?? Also it’s been 15 years since the two have meet up..

!! Frizz is acutely disabled. He has robotic parts!! Wow :]

Nice that Blitzo and Frizz are close again. Or maybe even friends?

Ozzie is a bit concerning, he says that he doesn’t want frizz outdid of the place again with protection, him says frizz dos t have to go outside again. Hmmmm that sounds a bit sketchy….

Oh, so the crystal are made/own by Ozzie, and using those can make someone be Abel to go to the human realm. But why would he makes those? What purples do they have?

Scale out of 5, I give it a 4.

Episode 7

FINALLY ON THE LAST EPISODE

Ew. Mammoth design is god awful. Why does he look like a Christmas tree???

A yearly clown pageantry????? Why???

Mammoth is a demon from the New Testament, he is the demon of material wealth, gain, and money, and sometimes as greed. Mammoth is also another name for Bleelzebub.

So even as a teen, Frizz had stalker fans, and is uncomfortable being in the spotlight. He’s also shy. When he becomes the face of Mammoth’s brand, he was used as merchandise. There also robots for work, teens, kids, and as sex workers. What I DONT understand is why would Ozizie work with Mammorh? Is it because wealth and lust go hand in hand together?

Blitzo and frizz haven’t seen each other in 15 years, frizz works for Mammoth for 10 years.

Frizz keeps doing this job, even when he hates it, because he wants to be useful. He doesn’t want to let his fans or his boss down. His a people pleaser. I guess growing up in the crocus then being the face of a company, frizz hasn’t actually had time to rest. He always entertaining people. Awww frizz and the deaf child that was cute and sweet that they have sigh language!!

Blitzo just kill that creep stalker?? You killed peole for way less…

Aw man frizz panic so much that he almost passed out! :( awwww Ozzie gave frizz a pep talk!

I don’t care about rhese song dear god there to many and like literally besides 1 all of the. Suckkkk.

WHY IS HE A SPIDER???

So Ozzie told everyone that he’s in love with Frizz. Seems like people are taking that well. So was there really any concern if the media found out??

Scale out of 5, I give it a 3.

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Ngl, Striker/Blitzo is infinitely better than the canon Stolitz even before I stopped using other art sites for Stritzo content. (Rabid canon stans kill the mood even on artists just making chill content) In Striker’s debut episode, I stg it seemed like Striker was genuinely trying to get Blitzo out of his abusive situation yet Blitzo was too brainwashed? At first, Blitzo seemed a lil more happy/comfortable around the cowboy sharpshooter who allowed him play with his horse/s and stuff. And that was before Striker’s plan to assassinate Stolas was revealed then Blitzo is torn between freeing himself from his abuser or continue being stuck under the evil prince just to feel “safe”.

And we Stritzo shippers are way more civilized than Stolitz shippers. You know there’s a problem when Fanon/AU shippers are typically more mature than canon shippers who’d rather attack on sight at the tiniest offense or “threat” towards their “precious ship”.

Striker would def not coerce Blitzo into uncomfortable (sexual) situations for more stuff/perks. The snake eyed demon would also teach the imp how to properly fight and defend himself, not just shoot/kill.

Here’s a lil AU idea, a young Blitzo meets a young Striker for shooting lessons (pre-IMP days). Striker catches feelings for the amusing Blitz and allows the latter to pet his horse Bombproof who grows on him and allows the red imp to ride him aside from his master.

If Striker drops by to visit his husband and their adopted daughter Loona at the IMP HQ, Millie and Moxxie would def be surprised that the “cruel” Striker married their “goofy” boss.

I’m going to be nice just to try not to piss off the Stolitz stans so there’ll be no hard bashing here and no Yandere!Stolas trying to destroy Blitzo’s life and killing the imp’s competition for rejecting him. In this AU, Stolas may not have sexually coerced Blitz in the first place but is rather a more openly bitter prince who’s unhappy with a lot of things yet has a reputation to keep up with. The owl demon prince actually gets very jealous of anyone with an interesting and entertaining romantic relationship (regardless if they’re a demon, human or even angel couple) since it seemed that his and Stella’s relationship is deteriorating. His wife is the one actually taking care of Octavia the best she could even if Via has grown up. Despite Stella’s screeching at times, she does have a point about Stolas for not being attentive to their only child like he once was during Via’s childhood. While Stolas and Stella were technically in an arranged marriage, it’s no excuse to neglect his daughter.

Striker/Blitzo for life!

This. If stolas wasn't the designated love interest it would be about striker making him wake up and realize stolas is shit.

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Fanfic requests OPEN for Helluva Boss

I am currently taking fanfic requests for Helluva Boss

I will write : - Hurt/comfort - Fluff - AUs - Canon divergence - Songfics - Any other trope (so long as it follows my rules) - Any headcanon (so long as it follows my rules) - Whatever ship you want (so long as it follows my rules)

I won’t write : - Smut or fetish fics - Pedophilia/incest (including adopted family, and including step-siblings)/beastiality ships (or anything like that) - OCs - Crossovers (including crossovers with Hazbin Hotel) - Y/N - Explicit depictions of self-harm or suicide - Drowning (personal trigger of mine) - Werewolf AUs (werewolves are also a trigger of mine) - Characters that aren't in the show (in other words, all those characters who have only appeared in the background but apparently have a ton of lore- like Vox and whatever- I won't write them)

Other things to note : - I do not guarantee I will write every request I get. Sometimes requests will just not click with me, and sometimes I don’t feel qualified to fulfill it. I will try to write as many as I can, though - You can also submit any requests to this prompt meme on AO3 if that’s more your style : https://archiveofourown.org/collections/newwwwusernamerequests or to this Google form : https://forms.gle/3K7STap3v715Hidu5

The following is a list of ships and headcanons I particularly like. I’ll write anything, but I’m much more likely to write it if it has one or more of the following

Pairings (/ for romantic, & for platonic) : Blitzo/Striker, Blitzo/Stolas, Moxxie/Millie, Asmodeus/Fizzarolli, Chaz/Blitzo, Moxxie & Blitzo, Blitzo & Loona, Stolas & Octavia

Headcanons : Autistic!Moxxie, FTM!Moxxie, FTM!Striker, Moxxie has an eating disorder and Loona intentionally makes it worse out of her own insecurities, Loona has an anxiety disorder, Autistic!Stolas

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What ifs

(Butterfly Effect edition 🦋 🎥 )

S1:

Pilot:

* What if Blitz’s “adoptversary” gift was the cure for Loona’s syphilis (?)

* What if Blitz didn’t sneak out of Stolas’s room and crash landed in front of Stella’s tea party 😂

* What if Loona never tricked Blitz into killing the kid (just because Eddie said he was more of a cat person more than a dog person)

1x01:

• What if Moxxie was able to shoot Martha and her family without remorse

* What if Moxxie didn’t save Millie and Blitz in time for Martha to shoot them

* What if the monthly arrangement (👉🏻👌🏻) between Stolas and Blitz never happened

(Pretty much Blitz would be stuck killing off Hell’s locals that’s what would have happened 🫡)

1x02:

• What if Stolas never suggested to go to Loo Loo Land with Octavia

* What if Stolas never called and asked Blitz to “bodyguard” him and his daughter

* What if Blitz never burned Robo-Fizz or Loo Loo Land

1x03:

• What if Verosika and Blitz never made a bet

* What if Verosika never got arrested ( @thenotificationmachine )

* What if Loona never accompanied I.M.P to the living world?

* What if Loona never met and fell in love with Vortex?

1x04:

• What if Blitz failed Loopty Gooty’s request to kill Lyle?

* What if C.H.E.R.U.B succeeded in getting Lyle to Heaven or to not kill himself

1x05

* What if Moxxie won the Moon Harvest Festival, Pain Games

• What if M&M never got out of the basement they were entrapped in

* What if Blitz was too late to stop Striker from assassinating Stolas

* What if Blitz accepted Striker’s offer to “kill the unkillable”

* What if Striker told Stella that Stolas was dead

1x06:

• What if I.M.P got caught by the D.H.O.R.K.S agents because Stolas was dead from the last episode and couldn’t save Blitz and his crew

1x07:

• What if Blitz never stalked (for once) M&M

* What if Ozzie’s date night went differently (if Stolas was still alive)

* What if Verosika, Fizz, Asmodeus and somewhat Wally Wackford never embarrassed Stolitz

* What if Stolitz got together that night and made love to one another more intimately(from the lack of embarrassment than it was canonically)

S2:

2x01

• What if Cash & Paimon weren’t dysfunctional parents to Stolas and Blitz (respectively of course!)

* What if Young Stolas never got engaged to Young Stella and never went to the circus

* What if Cash never asked Young Blitzo to steal from the Goetia family or manipulated him to helping Tilla

* What if Stella (adult) never changed the banner “Not Divorced”

* What if Blitz (adult) never got caught by the guards and be presented to Stolas

* What if Blitz ever slept with Stolas for the grimoire

* What if Stolas (adult) never fell in love with Blitz and doesn’t ask Stella for a divorce (okay even for me, as an ally to the gay community, that last one was pretty harsh)

2x02:

* What if Stolas never made Octavia ran away by fighting with Stella

* What if Stolas never reassured Blitz (affectionately) from his stage fright

* What if Blitz never adopted Loona (flashback 😭)

* What if Octavia & Loona never had a sisterly conversation

2x03:

• What if Millie bumped into her ex-boyfriend

* What if Chaz never left Moxxie behind (which means no Blitz or I.M.P)

* What if Crimson was never abusive towards Moxxie

* What if Blitz never slept with Chaz (which means he never found out about his true intentions)

* What if Blitz & Millie attended Moxxie and Chaz’s wedding (forced by Crimson)

* What if Blitz never got to keep Chaz’s jacket (😭)

2x04:

* What if Stolas never set a meeting with Asmodeus in three days time?

* What if Blitz never prioritised Loona and cancelled her hospital appointment to save Stolas from Striker?

* What if Andrealpus never asked Stella to call off her “mangy stray”

* What if Stolas never made it through surgery?

* What if Blitz never told Stolas to get well soon

OR

* What if Stolas DID make it but Blitz texted him that he’d visit him in hospital (since the guilt wasn’t there)

* What if Stolas told Blitz the demon that wanted him dead was Stella (ooh! The latter would go ballistic)

2x05:

S3: (TBA)

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whos the royals parents?

Whitney- Helsa and Striker

Lucas- Seviathan and Rosie

Wild-Card- Charlie and Husk

Helsing and Lacey- Damian and Elijah (Jack and Jill are Lacey's biological parents but she was adopted by Damian after Jack's death.)

Fonzie and Ozura- Fizzarolli and Ozzie

Lunetta- Octavia and Loona

Charles- Charlie and Alastor