#stupid gangs

[lazydayslivin]

anddd pose!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

[charmac]

The fact that The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is not only the reverse of The D.E.N.N.I.S. System by name, but in its actual goal:

The D.E.N.N.I.S. System ends with Separate Entirely and begins with the avoidance of going on a date. It’s purely about sex.

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System ends with Do You Want a Tissue? Dennis’ tried and true method to secure a second date, and:

it works for Dee but she sabotages herself—because she has no interest in pursuing a man romantically; it works for Mac but he bows out—because he already has a man he’s pursuing romantically;

The S.I.N.N.E.D. System is about romance. Dating, consistently, something Dennis makes very clear he doesn't do...

Except:

"This is a man we're talking about,

it's always about him."

[knightinsmilingarmor]

… In Philadelphia ! ☘️🍻☀️

[swagsmeister]

glumbos

[somegrumpynerd]

Okay, y'know the whole thing of like, Sans can deduce a lot from small things like telling how many times he's killed you from your expression and what have you?

That had to have carried over to any variations on classic undertale right?

Just imagine being Nightmare, thinking you are being so sneaky and mysterious and withholding information on your whole life, only for one of your henchmen to one day off-handedly mention some extremely specific (and correct) detail about you that they just figured out from the way you speak or how you eat or something random

[sciderman]

[jamandjazz]

Want more people to remember Tim Shepard is like super hot canonically “a lean, catlike eighteen-year-old who looked like the model JD you see in movies and magazines.” Like my boy is HOT AS HELL

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You’re wanted for tax fraud. I’m wanted for flying a dragon into an archwizard’s tower during his 900th birthday, killing 47. We are not the same.

[amber-angel]

Ok as someone with a longstanding special interest in scooby doo, I feel qualified to pitch an actual "real" reboot. They're poly, in a qpr, and instead of solving random mysteries, people come to them to help solve crimes that the police have brushed off. They're Benoit Blanc except they're four people and they have a dog. Scooby can still talk, somehow

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 102(106): 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[ahoyimlosingmymind]

nothing is funnier to me than knowing that while Hawk was reigning terror upon the valley and breaking his best friend's arm, and calling everyone nerds as an insult, he was still getting that 4.0 gpa and passing the SAT's with flying colors

Eli Moskowitz, the kid that you are

what a nerd

[victrfeli]

If I throw them against a wall will they stick,,,,

[kaleenjoyer]

just realized i never posted him!!! hes literally been rotting in my sketchbook for two months someone sedate me

[turbineface]

lit rally just whipped this up now i’m unleashing it on the greater population…

just wantid to doodle them giggles steps on a land mine explodes IMMEDIATELY XD

[hexasart]

Friendly reminder! :>